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GOODWIN'S WEEKLY. 11
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you will want the best
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American
Beauty
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B?sSb Salt Lake
Pi4 Brewing Co.
Opon All Night Telephone Was. 304
S. D. EVANS
UNDERTAKERS AND EAIDALMEKS
Nc Building Modern Establishment
8StatoSt. , SALT LAKE CITY
i "MONEY"
The mint makes It and under the terms of
the CONTINnNTAI. mortgage: company
you can secino It at G for any legal purpose
on nppioved real estate. Terms easy, tell
your wants and wo will co-operato with you.
PETTY & COMPANY
Ki:t Deiiliiim 111 (Ik. Demer, Colo.
June
White Sale
. BEGINS TUESDAY
See price announcements in Mon
day night and Tuesday morning
papers.
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(I'd a fellow to assist me; but there's only
mo alive.).
And the frost bite got my trilbies, which Is not
a pleasant feeling,
I've the ways and means to prove it, for my
total toes aro Ave!
We were crossing lce-crevasses (certain death
for any error)
When a whackln,' whltefanged walrus got
tho deathhold of my mate.
Xnd my heart stopped still a minute when I
heard his scream of terror!
(I was sorry for his widow, but tho films wo
got were great.)
Great God Kinema is most amazin' greedy!
All that 'e sees 'e wants, an' lots 'o 'asn't
seen
'Li don't worry if a widow's lot be needy,
- Ev'rything that 'appens, 'e must 'ave it for 'is
screen.
Next they fancied films of Egypt, so they 'packed
me off to Ca'ro
And I took the Sphinx at Gizeh and the Pyra
mids beside. L
And I made 'em so much money in the brighted
land of Pharoah
That they wired me to continue, an' my bosom
swelled with pride.
So I tried some exploration, but the trackless
deserts claimed me;
I was lost and lone and loony when my water
flask ran dry,
And the sun it flayed my skin off, and a twisted
ankle lamed me
Till I gave up hope of living, and I laid me
down to die.
There I fell and there they found me. I was rav
ing mad with fever,
But they nursed me through my illness in
about six weeks or so,
And they sent me to my missus, and I swore I'd
never leave 'er.
And I meant to keep my promise but the war,
it bids me go.
So I'm up and off tomorrow, to the fray for which
I'm- yearnin'
I've commissions from tho film trade worth
no end of solid cash
And I'm taking risks this journey, so there may
be no returnln'
Still there'll always be my pictures; they can
live when I am hash.
Great God Kinema 'e takes a lot of feedin'
All that 'e sees 'e wants an' lots 'e doesn't
see.
Great God Kinema 'as standin' orders readin':
"Ev'rything that 'appens must bo filmed an'
bi ought to me!"
The Chicago Herald has them gazing out of
the window of the Pullman car. The thin man
was rapturously admiring the sunset.
"Ah, nature is a real artist," exclaimed tho
thin man, addressing the fat man who sat in the
opposite seat. "Have you never watched tho
lambent flame of dawn life leaping across tho
dome of the world? Have you never watched the
red-stained islets floating in lakes of lire? Have
you never been drawn by the ragged, raven's wing
sky phantoms as they blotted out the pale moon?
Have you never felt the amazement of theso
things?"
"Not since I swore off," replied the fat man,
as he prepared to hunt another seat.
WHEN YOU BUY- I
Buy The Famous H
CASTLE GATE
AND m
CLEAR CREEK
COALS I
ASK YOUR DEALER I
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
MINED AND SHIPPED EXCLUSIVELY BY
UTAH FUEL COMPANY
General Offices, Top Floor Judge Bldg. H
Go with the Crowds I
to the I
Kenyon Cafeteria I
Everything that the market af-
lords, deliciously cooked and ,H
served at prices that afforld an jl
opportunity for everyone to live I
well.
Breakfast, lunch and dinner; a
daily change of menus to suit I
those who like variety. m
UNDER KENYON HOTEL
CHARLTON'S I
CORRECT AND
EXCLUSIVE I
MODES I
Suits In latest woolen mater- j
ials and silks for spring wear. -
Gowns for afternoon and even
ing wear in newest shades i
and contour.
Blouses in laces, chiffons, the
favorite Georgette crepes and
lingeries.
Correct and dainty neckwear,
CHARLTON'S
242 Main Street
THE SHOP FOR THE WOMEN WITH TASTE
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