B 8 GOODWIN'S WEEKLY. SAUNTERINGS " H A farmer from San Pete -county who came H up last week to celebrate the arrival of the Wiz- H ard, purchased a sport shirt. He dolled himself B up for the return trip and upon his arrival at B home, the following conversation ensued: H "Joshua!" exclaimed his wife, "ain't you kind M o' mussed up " M "Don't you like this new collar, Mirandy?" H "Are you sure it's a collar?" M "Why certainly." M "Well I suppose it's all right. I thought M mebhe you had your shirt on upside down." H M The important event of the day in society will H be the marriage of Miss Ruth Sowles to Stephen 1 H. Lynch, Jr., which will take place at the home Hj of tho brother of the bride, Melvln H. Sowles. H The Rev. George E. Davies of the First Presby- H terian church will officiate, and the ceremony will M be followed by a reception. The br'e will be at- H tended by Miss Florence Hall a maid of H honor, Miss Lillian Doscher wil bridesmaid, H and little Mary Jane Sowles ring nearer. Brent H Lynch will be best man. Those who will assist M at the reception will be Mrs. Jack Richards, Mrs. H H. F. Anderson, Miss Elsa Bamberger, Miss Dar- H lene Kimball and Miss Martha Richards. H Hj Dr. D. Moore Lindsay sails from England to- H day and will arrive home in about ten days. He H left a short time ago to visit his son Lieutenant M Lindsay before he returned to the front and Mrs. H Lindsay who has been in England for the past H six months. His friends will be glad to know H that he has decided to return instead of remain- H ing in England during the hostilities. H H For Miss Ruth Sowles, who will be married B this evening, a smart luncheon was given at the H Country club on Wednesday by Miss Darlene H Kimball who entertained sixteen friends at a table H prettily decorated with summer flowers. H Mrs. A .R. Hager and Mrs. Lester Freed also H entertained at luncheon at the midweek meeting H at the club. H B, Mrs. Sherman White and her boys, have ar- H rived from San Francisco and are with Mrs. H White's parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. G. Jacobs. Capt. H, White will arrive from the Presidio in August H and later the family will go to Fort Leavenworth H where the Captain has been detailed. H H Mrs. Ashby D. Cleveland gave a tea on Tues- H day in honor of Mrs. Wing B. Allen, her sister, H who will be with her during the summer. Fifty M of her friends were present to welcome Mrs. Al- M len on her return to her old home. HAPPENINGS AND WHEREABOUTS Miss Sowles and Mr. Lynch were the honored guests at an affair given at Plnecrest Wednesday evening, when Brent Lynch entertained at a din ner dance at which twenty were present. A dinner al fresco was given at Liberty park on Wednesday evening by a number of Park City people in honor of Miss Frances ShieldB and George H. Gowans who will be married shortly. One hundred and fifty guests enjoyed the affair. Miss Margaret McCluro has returned from Brighton where she has been the guest of Miss Edith Godbo for a fortnight. Mrs. Wing B. Allen who is the guest of her sister, Mrs. A. D. Cleveland, was the motif for an informal affair given by Mr. and Mrs. William P. Kiser at their home on Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. John C. D. Clark left yesterday for Chicago, where they will visit Mr. and Mrs. Horace H. Clark and later go to New York, where they will be the guests of Mr. and Mrs. John C. Clark. Mr. and Mrs. Richard A. Keyes will leave for San Francisco tomorrow. Mr. and Mrs. Solon Spiro are in Atlantic City. Mrs. Ada Dwyer Russell will return from the east during the coming week and will remain here until September. Mrs. Samuel C. Park entertained at her home in Cottonwood yesterday afternoon in honor of Mrs. Joseph H. Young who with her daughters Janet and Catherine will leave for the northwest early in the week. For Mrs. Fred Wright, who arrived recently and who is the guest of Dr. and Mrs. Stanley Clawson, Mrs. John Groesbeck entertained at a delightful luncheon on Tuesday. Mrs. T. A. Baldwin and Miss Katherine Judge are at Fort Yellowstone, Wyo., where they will remain until fall. Mrs. Lester Freed and children will spend the month of August at the Freed cottage in Emigra tion canyon. Mrs. Mark W. Lillard will leave for her home in Los Angeles tomorrow. Mrs. William Reid and her daughters Lucile and Janet are visiting the Kenneth C. Kerrs in Seattle. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Cowans have returned from the Salisbury ranch in Idaho, where they have been for a fortnight Mrs. Herbert Pembroke and little Adrian Pem broke will leave for California next week to spend some time at the beaches. Mr. and Mrs. Roger W. Powers are at tho Powers cottage at Brighton, where they will spend the greater part of August. Mrs. E. E. Calvin and Mrs. Joseph Young gave a luncheon in the garden on the roof of the Utah on Monday in honor of Mrs. Joseph H. Young. On Tuesday Mrs. W. H. Child entertained In formally for Mrs. Mark Lillard and Mrs. Edward' J. Roberts. One of the delightful luncheons of Tuesday was that given at Lagoon by Miss Elsa Bamber ger in honor of Miss Ruth Sowles. Parley P. Jenson has returned from Alaska where with Mrs. Jenson he has spent the past month. Mrs. Jenson will remain in California until fall. Ralph Waterman, who has not been home for seven years, is in the city, and will remain a week or two longer visiting his parents. He is being welcomed by his host of friends and former business associates. Mrs. Waterman will Join him within a few days, coming from California. Mr. and Mrs. "Waterman now make their home in ,. Chicago. " 'I iHarry Macmillan is in- New York after hav- J ing spent several weekB in Arizona where he 'I visited some mining districts in which he Is in-terested. Colonel E. Polk Johnson of Louisville, who fought for the Confederacy, read something in the dispatches from the front the other day that reminded him very much of what happened when he was serving in the Western Army in the Civil War. "I remember It was a wet, cold, rainy night in tho middle of winter," said the veteran, "when a long, lean chap in my regiment was ordered to go on picket duty. He thought the situation over for a minute and then he turned to the sergeant who had brought the mes sage. You go right straight back whar you come from,' he drawled, 'and tell the cap'n 1 jest natchelly can't do it. I got a letter from Gin'ral Bragg this mawnin,' and he said good men was gittin' almighty skeerce in this here army, and for mo to take good care of myse'f.' " The contortions that one's tongue has to go through with, in order to properly pronounce some of Europe's "war names," frequently remind us of the old "tongue twisters" that were used in the country schools many years ago, espec ially if, like those old phrases, they be pronounced quickly. Pick out a list of such names from tho daily papers and try it. Compare them with the following "twister" of the old school days: "A skunk jumped over a stump into a skunk hole;" or "What sort of a noise annoys an oy ster. A noisy noise annoys an oyster;" or Ilf Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers, how many pickle peppers did Peter Piper pick?" Another "slippery" one is the beginning of Dr. John Wallis verses publishel in 1653: 'When a twister, a-twisting, -will twist him a twist, for the twisting of his twist he three twines doth In- . twist." J Here are four others that are among the hard- 1 est to repeat without "tripping" sadly: -J "Flesh of freshly dried flying fish." H "CHICK'S SWIMMING POOV-A PARTIAL VIEW OF THE GARDEN PLACE OF CHARLES W. LA WRENCE ON ELEVENTH EAST-ONE OF THE BEAUTY H SPOTS OF THE CITY