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"A growing gleam glowing green."
"She stood at the door of Mr. Smith's fish
sauce shop welcoming him in."
"Timothy Tltcomb thrust three thousand
thistles through the thick of his thumb." Chi
cago Saturday Blade.
'Are you a chess player?" a landlord asked
a prcspective tenant. "I much prefer to have my
houses occupied by chess players."
No, I am not a chess player and I can't ac
count for such a singular preference," replied
the would-be tenant.
"It is simple enough," said the landlord. ' Chess
players move so seldom, and rarely without great
deliberation." Kansas City Star.
A farm hand had worked in the field from
dawn till darkness, doing the chores by lantern
light. "I'm going to quit," he said to the farmer
at the end of the month. "You promised me a
steady job."
"Well, haven't you got one?" was the aston
ished reply.
"No," said the man, "there are three or four
hours every night that I don't have a thing to
do, and fool ray time away sleeping." National
Monthly.
JESS WILLARD sORGETFUL
"I note with some surprise that Jess Willard
says In his autobiography running in the Exam
iner that he never touched liquor in his life."
The speaker was Thomas A. "Williams, a sales
man of Henry Distson and Company, the saw and
tool concern.
' I am surprised at this statement because I
remember very well seeing Jess Willard in com
jany with his manager, Tom Jones at Reno on
the Fourth of July, 1913. Willard had fought
Davis that day. It is possible that Willard has
never touched liquor in his life, but It is not
probable ,In view of what I saw of him that day.
If Willard had not touched liquor that day, then
liquor had most certainly touched Willard, and
with no gentle touch either." San Francisco
Town Talk.
Billie Burke has become a vuiovie star at ?8,
000 a week. The drammer is looking up since
the days of Booth, Bairett, Jefferson and others
of the old-fashioned sort, who were merely stage
stars San Francisco News Letter.
Many a sly and crafty foreigner has shielded
himself from trouble by affecting not to under
stand the language spoken to him.
A Chinaman was brought before a magistrate
in a court of a Canadian city and received a
fine for a slight misdemeanor. The judge had
great difficulty in making the Oriental understand,
for he pretended not to know a word of English.
"Look here, man," he said, disgustedly, "that
is $1. Do you see? Pay it otherwise, in jail!
Understand?" The Chinaman signified that he
did not understand, and the magistrate repeat
ed it.
"Let me talk with him, your honor," said the
portly officer who had arrested the man. "I'll
make him understand "
When the judge had ghen him leave, the offi
cer approached the Chinaman and shouted in his
ear, "Say, you with the teakettle face, can't you
hear anything? You've got to pay a $2 fine!"
"You're a liar! cried the Chinaman, forget
ting himself in his ruge. "It's only $1!" Tag
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