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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER ai. ipo. THE D K & ft T TAIM11 16 I
AND SHE WAS ALL RIGHT.
IirfP "The other day," said a man pas
senger in a street car, "I saw a woman
in ai street car open a satchel and take
out a purse, close the satchel and open
the purse, take out a dime and close
the purse, open the satchel and! put
in the purse. Then she gave th-e dime
to the conductor and took a nickel in
exchange. Then she opened the sat
chel and took out the purse, closed
the satchel and opened the purse, put
in the nickel and closed the purse,
opened the satchel and put in the
purse, closed the satchel and locked
both ends. Then she felt to see if her
back hair was -all right, and" it was all
right, and she was all right. That
was a woman."
ONE AHEAD OF THE MAGICIAN
The town hall of the village was
crowded to the doors at an entertain
ment given by a magician. Some
clever tricks were performed.
"I defy any one in this audience,"
said the magician, "to mention a
single action that I can perform with
my right hand which I cannot do with
my left."
In the silence that followed this
dare, a boy at the back of the hall
shouted: "Put your left hand in ycr
right-hand trouser pocket!"
A "KNOCK-DOWN" ARGUMENT.
A suburban school, just opening for
the season, was composed of both
oity and country children. The teach
er selected eight boys to debate the
subject: "Which is preferable, Coun
try or City Life?"
After they had read many argu
ments with much enthusiasm Country
Hugh laid down his paper and said:
"Mr. President, they don't know what
they're talkin' about. The city boy
knows nothin' about 'going to town
amd that beats anything I know."
o :
Don't you wish you hadn't accused '
that poor fellow of being a coward?
He is dead now and can't defend him
self. If some people o rains were as ac
tive as their tongues they might be
able to say something when they
speak.
Remember this: Your absence
from the church is much harder on
you than it is on the church, although
it is hard enough on the church.
If you can't pay the choir and for
the dance music too, may be you had
better pay for the dance music, as we
dan probably persuade the choir to
sing at your funeral for nothing.
"HA, HA!" LAUGHED PAT.
English John and Pat were two
friendly workmen, who were con
stantly tilting, ach one trying to out
wit the other.
"Are yqu good at measurement?"
asked John.
"I ami that," said Pat quickly.
"Then could you tell me how many
shirts I could get out of a yard,"
asked John.
"Sure," said Pat, "it depends on
whose yard you get into."
at
TIME WAS MONEY.
A clergyman not long ago received
the following notice regarding a mar
riage that was to take place at the
parish house:
"This is to give you notis that I and
Mis Jemima Arabella Brcarly is com
'in' o your church on Saturday after
noon ncx to undergo the operation
of matrimony at your hands. Please
be promp, as' the cab is hired by the
hour."
Home Journal.
o
JUST AS GOOD AS EVER, TOO.
An old physician of the last genera
tion was noted for his brusque manner
and old-fashioned methods. One time
a lady called him in to treat her baby
who was slightly ailing. The doctor
prescribed castor-oil.
"But, Doctor," protested the young
mother, "castor-oil is such an old
fashioned remedy."
"Madam," replied the doctor, "ba
bies arc old-fashioned things."
GOOD PLACE.
Cruel "What do you think of my M
execution on the piano?"
"No better place for your execution M
could be chosen. I have always been M
in favor of punishing criminals on the M
scene of the crime." Chicago News. M
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