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ity. Iter Dnrltng. Ills a!r Is red and tangled, and ho haa a turned-up nose; Ills voice la loud and Btrldcnt, and It nev er gets repose; Ills face Is full of freckles, and his ears nrc shaped llko tins. And a lurgo front tooth Is missing, as you'll notlco when ho grins; Ho Is lllcc a comic picture, from his toes up to his head But his mother calls him "darling" when she tucks him Into bed. It Is ho who marks tho carpet with tho print of muddy boots; And rejoices In a door-bull that Is pulled out by tho roots. Who whistles on his Angers till he almost Bpllts your car, And shocks tho various callers with slang he chanced to hear. IIo nils tho houso with tumult and tho neighborhood with dread- But his mother calls him "darling" when sho tucks him Into bed. Washington Star, Growth of tho llumnn llnlr. Somo very curious facts In regard to tho growth of human hair havo Just been published In thcDermatologlsches Contralblatt, tho author of tho article being J. Pohl. The general belief up to tho present time has been that tho hair on tho human head grows at tho rato of about thlrty-threo mlllmcters a month, but Herr Pohl says it Is not moro than eleven mllimeters. Ho further malntnlns that hair grows more slowly after It is cut than at any other time, and that several days will elapso beforo it begins to grow at tho normal rate. Furthermore, ho noticed that hair after being cut does not grow In a uniform manner. Tho reason is 'because hairs are not independent, co to speak, but are clustered together in little colonies, each of which contains from two to four hnlr3. One of theso hairs always grows faster than tho others, but only for a certain time, for beforo it has attained its full growth the adjoining hair begins to sprout up, and in this way tho hairs of each colony successively attain their full length. A curiouB fact in connection with this altcrnato growth Is that nil the hairs of a colony nevor fall out of the head at tho same time. If It wero not for this wise provision many persons would havo llttlo bald spots on their heads. Human hair is constantly fall ing out, and tho only reason why Its loss is not more apparent Is becauso in each of the countless llttlo colonics there Is at least ono sturdy hair left, and all these comblno to overshadow the baldness. Horr Pohl's Investiga tions give the death blow to many old tlmo theories in regard to hair, and there is llttlo doubt that his studies in this direction will prove of Interest and value to many scientists. Cleaning tho Copper. Hero is a French recipe for clean ing copper, which is a very good one, Dissolve ono ounco of oxalic acid over ono and a half pints of water, and add to it from ono ounco to ono and one-hnlf ounces of rottonstone; tio pleco of woolen rag thickly round a stick and soak it in this mixturo, being careful previously to havo tho copper as clean as boiling soap and water can make. Tho metnl should bo per fectly dry beforo tho oxalic acid Is ap plied to It. This recipe, howovcr, re quires caro In tho using, as oxalic acid is not a thing to play with. Indian brass Is best cleaned with very ilno sifted brlckdust, moistened with lemon Julco, or rubbed on with a cut lemon, Gettlnir Into tlio "Smart Set." Pconlo who co about and into bo clctv tell mo that when a woman ar dently desires to mako herself ono of the favored few of tho smart set there Is really nothing sho will Btop at, and some of theso samo persons havo been telling mo this story In Illustration of what they suy: In high ofllclaldom Is n little lady, dainty ns a spring crocus, who was a member of the inner circle long beforo sho became a part of olll claldom. On ono of her Inst rccoptlon days sho was chatting with two cabinet women, when n servant announced tho arrival of a woman who Is struggling to get Into thlng3 ns never a social climber struggled before. Tho hostess kuew her by sight merely, nnd had never so much as a bowing acquaint ance with her, but olllclal peoplo aro used to seeing strangers nt their recep tions, and tho lady of tho house bowed with hor usual graciousness. Tho cllmbor's quick eyo took in the situa tion. Sho saw tho two cabinet women, and sho know they saw her. She rose to tho occasion In masterly fashion. "My dear Mrs. Blank," she said gnsta Ingly, "I was so sorry not to havo been t home when you called Friday. It was so sweet of you to come bo soon, and I do hope you'll coino very often, Informally, that way." For HoueUeepem. Cleanliness, economy nud punctual A placo for everything and every thing in Uh place. Push In tho dumpers In tho kitchen range when but little lire- is required, so aB to prevent unnecessary wusto of fuel. Fill dirty saucepans with hot soda water till thero Is tlmo to wash them; this means a great saving of tlmo in tho end. Keep nil dry stores, such as rice, sugar, carbonate of sodn, etc., in clean, dry, covered tins and Jars, or dust and insects will soon appear. Burn all vegetable parings and stallcs, fishbones, and such like refuse, for if put In tho dust pan they speedily decay and cause various ailments. Whero gas stoves aro used, lowor or turn out tho burners, as soon as may bo; this will mako an enormous difference In tho quarter's Ga3 bill. Household Realm, Dry Air In Hotiflet. Observations by Mr. R. DeC. Ward on tho relative humidity of tho air in a room supplied with heat from a fur nace. Indicate that tho atmosphere In dwelling houses Is sometimes drier than that of many desert regions, liven tho mean rclativo humidity of Death Valley, California, is but slight ly lower than that of tho room In which Mr. Wnrd's experiments wero made. COOKING SCHOOL. Veal or Lamb Kidney's. Wash and remove tho skin from tho kidneys and soak in cold salted water for sevoral hours. Spilt open tho kidneys. Dip in crumbs (dried bread crumbs), In beaten egg, and then in crumbs again. Fry in deep fat for fivo minutes or sauto In a llttlo dripping for ten inln utes. Servo with a brown sauce. Raspberry Ico Cream. Two quarts of borrics mashed and pressed in a Jelly bag. Add to tho Julco ono pint of sugar. Placo tho mashed berries In ono pint of milk, scald, Btratn into tho Julco. Add ono quart of cream, moro sugar if necessary, and tho Juico of ono lemon. Placo in freezer, pack and freeze. Blackberry Sherbet. Ono tablo- spoonful gclntlno soaked in two table- spoonfuls of cold water till soft. Dls solvo in ono half cup of boiling water, strain. Add ono pint berry Juice, ono pint sugar, ono scant pint water, Julco of ono largo lemon. Household Realm. United States courts In New Mexico cost tho government about $75,000 a year. A Charming DAINTY SUMMER GOWN, Mado of light beige mohair batlato over bluo silk. Tho yoko Is of deep cream laco and tho folds below it; also tho under sleeves nre of pale bluo crcpo do chine. Tho panel down tho front of tho skirt Is shirred at tho waist, and bordered with a tlocp embroidery In belgo on tho material. In pink, with figures In Wedgwood green and raised dots in black. Tho drapery on the bodice Is of palo green chiffon, with deep lace, and Is fastened by a hugo rosotto of black panne, from which falls n knotted scarf of tho chiffon, trimmed with pink and green silk fringe. Tho sleeves aro elbow length, and aro finished with a turn back cuff of panno velvet. Hin III Sunplcloni. "Do you believe In tho theory of ro- incarnatlonY" nsked tho mystical friend. "Well," answered Mr. Cyrus Barker, dyspeptically, "I don't suppose thero is any way of getting positive proof. But I will say that I'vo got neighbors who remind mo of Herod nnd Caligula, and Nero and Henry VIII. and Judgo Jef freys and a lot moro of thoso old' timers. Washington Star. Ground of Ills Complnnt. "This Is the third tlmo you havo como to mo with a complaint about tho coffee," said tho Btoward of the steamer. "What's tho matter with It? Isn't it strong enough?" "Oh, yes, responded tho kicking pas senger. "It's strong enough to do what it ought to do walk up to tho cap tain's ofllco and settle." Chhicago Tribune. In Duo Form. "Mr. Novcrco." tho young woman said. sunDrcsslng a yawn, "when tho business of n meeting is ended what is the parliamentary form for bringing tho nroceedlnus to a closo7 "Somebody moves that tho meotlng adjourn," replied tho young man, "and then " "Woll, If you'll move," sho Interrupt ed, "wo'll adjourn." Chicago Tribune, Must in FrocK i.uir.i. DrlgU ns n dream aro tho beautiful lilies TImt so daintily lift their trumpets or snow Among tho dark palms of tho Suwaneo Valley- Svmbols of nnrllv wherever they grow I nnd them abloom In Bunshlno and shnd- ow: In dense, tangled hummock, In grove, atul In iflnn! And down by tho stream that nows thro' tho mendow. They lift their whlto trumpets again nnd again. Hrrnlllnp- llin fnnHrnl Tnrllnn tradition! "Tho Great Spirit camo to tills Bommuie llltHl. And itavo at creation a mighty magician, That stretched o'er tho waters His mag ical wand. And up from tho wavelets, ndrlp nna nmilvnr. Sprang pannlonless spirits In garments or snow: They danced on the brink of tho mystical river. And from their faint footsteps tho lilies still grow." I lovo them! O yes. I fondly artoio them! ol for tliclr frenrnneo thai uuruens tho air: Hot for tho halo of mystery caBt o'er them When sculptur'd with angels and cher ubs nt prayer: Not for their thrilling my pulses with rapturo Like quaffs from a goblet of tropica! wino: But for tho words of tho Wonderful Teacher Who pondcr'd them well In his own Pal- cstlnc. And now when I see them abloom In tho valleys. The worda of my Savior comes sweetly to me. That He utters so gently: "Consider tho lilies. How lovely they blostsom nil over tho lea." nnraptur'd. adoring. I list to tho story That comes from ufar on tho wings ot tho breeze: "They toll not. they spin not; yot Solo mon s glory And splendor wero never so perfect as these." -Hallto C. Young. Tli Fori of I'n-hUtorlo Animal. Visitors to museums of sclonco nro always Interested In tho mounted skel etons of gigantic extinct animals, but they seldom apprcclato tho amount of .study and skill required to properly match the fossil bones togother. Evon at tho best It seems probable that many mistakes nro made, and extinct mon sters mny sometimes bo caused to ns sumo forms nnd attitudes unknown to them In life. This is Indicated, not only by the differences between tho restorations mado by various natural lsts, but by a recent remark of Prof. H. C. Osbom, nn export In tho mount Ing of fossil skeletons, that It wo had had nothing but tho skeleton of tho olephnnt to work upon, wo' should probably huvo obtained a very faulty conception of tho animal. EQUIPMENT FOR SOLDIERS. Tho Illustration shows a combination knapsack, hammock nnd stormcoat for tho uso of soldiers, tho Inventor bolng Joseph Conley of Mound City, Mo. Tho cont proper may bo of tho usual pat tern, with eyelets around the lower edge, through which n cord 1b threaded to attuch tho skirt portion when needed. This skirt is so mado that it can bo folded up to form tho knnp- sack, with straps to attach It to tho shoulders In tho ordinary manner. When It is desired to utlllzo tho devlco for a hammock tho skirt is laced to tho coat, nnd to each end ot tho long garment Is attached a V-shaped sec tion of cloth, having an cyclot In tho point, through which a cord Is threaded to suspend tho hammock COMBINED COAT, KNAPSACK AND HAMMOCK. from Its supports. Theso end pieces when not In uso can be folded up nnd placed In ono of tho pockets, with which tho gnrmont is provided. Oil Iimtriid of Coal. Scarcity and high prlco of coal In Europe Is causing a great deal of at tention to ho given to tho uso of pa trolcum ns fuel. Richard Cucnthor, consul-general of tho United States nt Frankfort, Germany, sends to Wash Ington an Interesting report on this subject, oaya tho Argonaut. After stating tho advantages In tho uso ot petroleum ovor coal ns fuel, Mr. Guonther says It Is claimed that pe troleum and Its manufactures will soon supersede to a great cxtont tho uso of co for manufacturing purposes and therefore tho supply ot tho oil becomes jj5 Mi of much Importance. Tho United States and Russia produco between them 120,000,000 barrels a year nnd other contributions swell tho total annual output to about 150,000,000 bar rels. The production ot Russia is much less now than it might be, owing to lack of enterprise on tho part ftf tho peoplo and Inadequate transportation facilities. Theso cause tho price of Its oil to bo higher hi Germany, wlhch adjoins Russia, than that of tho American product, which has to travol thousands of miles. Mr. Ouonther declares that. tho Increased demand will stlmulnto tho exploitation ot the oil fields In tho different lands. Railway companies nro trying oll-Ilrcd locomotives nnd one steamship line uses oil to Ilro tho bailors of Its vessels. "Nothing," ho says, "seems to stand In tho way of a moro extensive uso ot oil for fuel ex cept price." APPARATUS' GREAT ACCURACY This nppnrntus, which has Just been completed for tho ordlnanco depart ment of tho United States nnvy, de termines Intervals of time to 100.000th THE CHRONOSCOPE. part of ono second, and Is used In tim ing tho progress ot a projectile ulong tho boro of tho gun beforo leaving tho muzzle. Tho chronoscopo shown hero Is tho first of the kind made In this coun try, bolng a modification of tho chrono scopo Invented by Captnln Schultz ot J-rnnce. Jt consists esscntlnlly of a revolving drum, upon whoso blnckencd surfaco a vibrating' tuning fork traces a curve, which curve Is divided Into tlmo Intervals by nn electric spark, which Is produced by breaking con tact ns tho projectllo passes along tho boro ot tho gun. I'rrlalnliig tn Hrnltli. In England n useful addition to tho dietary of Invalids hns bcon mado In tho uhapc of Siberian partridges, which are killed when in prlmo condition nnd conveyed frozen by sleigh, rail and boat to London. Thoy are Bald to bo remarkably tender nnd dellcnto eating. Thero Is porhnps no more frequent causo of troublo among workers than that of eating whon ovor-tlred. They return In tho cvonlng from their la bors exhausted, and Hatter themBolvos that a good meal will sot them up again. Their hopes nro seldom real ized, for their stomachs, llko tho rest of their bodies, being thoroughly tired, cannot do their work effectually, nnd tho result Is an attack of Indigestion. Of course when ono comes in from the day's work a moal is necessary; tho only thing to guard against Is tak ing it when ono is too fatigued to digest it. If, instead ot sitting down ns soon as possiblo after entorlng the houso to dinner or supper, tho weary worker were first to tako a cup ot boot tea, or even of weak tea, with n llttlo pleco of bread nnd butter, which would act as n stimulant, sho would, by tho time sho had made her toilet for tho ovenlng, bo sufficiently rested and re freshed to cat a hearty meal with ben efit. And right hero comes a word as to tho lmportanco ot dressing for the evening. It Is not merely n habit ot refinement, but it helps ono to over come fatigue, to get rid of tho dust of tho dny, nnd to put on fresh, cool gar ments, Instead of thoso ono has worn slnco morning, The donning ot somo sorr or evening uress uo it only a . . . . well-worn silk hlouso has n tonic effect on both mind and body, and should by no menus bo omitted, oven by tho weary business woman living alono In a boarding houso. IChotrliiil Mimln. In tho German Annalen dor Physlk, nn interesting ox porimunt witu a vncuum tubo Is described by J. Stark. When n continuous electric curront Is sent through such a tubo, matters bo lng bo ndjusted that tho curront la only Just nblo to pass, tho current becomes periodic, nnd thu cathode, being set Into vibration, gives forth n musical nolo. Tho 'vibrations nro ascribed to tho periodical attractions exercised by tho electric charges on tho wails of tho tubo. Temperature of Incumlrcrnt Ijiinpn. Recent experiments by Monsieur Janet show that tho tomporaturo of tho carbon filament In an electric lamp 1b between 12,000 and 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit. A IVv Venn Ileum. Tho Wnyfaror, Plenso, can you holp a poro man that can't git no work at his trado? Tho Philanthropist. And what Is your trade, plcaso? "Jt used to bo Btoalln' horses whon they was horses for to bo stole." In dianapolis Press, A Mutt IIo Horn Agnln- Ono day a gentleman called nt tho ofllco of a certain nowapaper, nnd said to tho editor: "Sir, It Is announced in your papor that I am dead." "Well," replied tho editor, "if it Is In our papor It Is correct." "It Is not correct, for hcrC'Iftm alive," rejoined tho other. "Woll, it enn't bo helped," said tho editor. "But I expect you to contradict It," said tho injured man. "No, I can not do that," said tho editor, "ns wo nevor contradict any thing that appears In otr papor. I will do anything I can do. To-morrow I will put you In tho list of births." London Spnro Moments. Trouble In tlio Cnrarnn, , It was a hot day and tho elephant was thirsty. "I haven't had anything to drink to day," ho said, turning to the camel. "I am told you carry a supply for throo or four days. Could you placo a few ot your concealed water pouches nt my disposal without too much inconven ience?" "I don't havo to carry water for tho elephant,' Irritably answered tho enmel, humping Itself .along still faster. "I am n part of tho show." Chicago Tribune. HARD ON HIM. "You remind mo of a pago In n new book." 'Because I'm clovor?" 'No: I hnvo to turn you down so often to keep you In your place." Knrely llcmuiubrred Her. "What has become," asked tho oc casional guest, "of tho pretty blnck oyod girl who used to wait nt that tablo over In tho corncr7" "What pretty blnck-oycd girl?" frig idly Inquired tho young woman with tho snub noso nud prominent chin. "If I remember rightly sho had a llttlo bit of n molo on ono check." "Oh, that girl with tho blotch on hor facel I think somebody married her." Chicago Trlbuno. Tlio Kniiin Old Waj. CuriouB Old Lndy. How did you como to this, poor man? Convict. I waB drove to It, lady. Curious Old Lady. Wero you, really? Convict. Yes, thoy brung mo In thu Black Mnrla, aa usual. ColUor'n Wcokly. Might Sharpen It. 'Ono ot tho notes in my cabinet on gan Is a trlllo flat. I wonder Jt thou Is any way to havo It fixed?" 'I should think a good organ grind er might bo ablo to do something' with it." Chicago Trlbuno. HngireiMng tho Combination. "What will you llko for dlnnor to day, Henry?" "Anything you please. I feel too bluo to caro what I eat." "You feel bluo and you look yellow. I'll cook n mess of greens for you." Chicago Trlbuno. A Lightning Drulrojor. "Your Charlie seems to bo nn actlvo llttlo fellow, Mrs. Dobbs." "Actlvo? I put a clean shirt waist on him, and In llvo minutes ho makes It look as if ho had worn it a week." Indianapolis Journal. AT A NARRAQANSETT HOP. Jack How do you sitter's llko "Veto" dress? Kthol "Voto" druss? Jack Yes, tho governor pass the bill for It, wouldn't