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SICK WOMAN HAD C8YINC SPELLS Restored to Health by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. Enhaut, Pa.—“I was all run down and Weak inwardly. I had female troubles and nervous feelings and my head both ered mel I would often have crying spells and feel as if I was not safe. If I heard anyone com ing I would run and lock the door so they would not see me. I tried several doc tors and they did not help me so I said to my mother ‘I guess I will have to die as there is no he p for me. ’ She got me one of your little books and my husband said I should try one bottle. I stopped the doctor’s medicine and took Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. It soon made a change in me and now I am strong and do all my work.”—Mrs. Augustus Baughman, Box 86, Enhaut, Pa. Why will women continue to suffer day in and day out and drag out a sickly, half-hearted existence, missing thre* fourths of the joy of living, when tney can find health in Lydia E. 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SCIENCE HAS PLAYED UNUSUAL PART IN WAR Paris.—Paul Painleve, a member of the French institute, eminent in mathe matics, deputy for the Latin quarter, and until recently minister of public Instruction and inventions, declares that Thomas Edison “was rather severe in his judgment when he expressed in a recent interview his surprise that science had played sc small a part in the war.” “The most important scientific ap plications made since the war began are still irfilttary secrets.” said M. Pain leve to the Associated Press. “When it Is all over and details of new inven tions and new developments of old ones, discovered and put into practice, used at the front, may be revealed, 1 think Mr. Edison will revise his opinion, and that the world generally will admit that science has done its part. “To mention only isolated cases, the processes of wireless communication and for the registering of sounds at distances, that is by the ordinary wire less currents and by ground induction, have been marvelously perfected through the requirements of the war. AH the armies are rivalling each other n skilful methods for tapping the ene i >y's lines of telephonic communication fi .m a considerable distance: not tap ping as it is generally understood, but by the use of a marvelous instrument that enables the sentinel in his ad vanced listening post out beyond the front line of trenches to hear the enemy communications by telephone going over wires that are several hundred yards away.” “No more than an allusion to these things may be made,” said M. Painleve, who, as minister of munitions, or ganized a veritable mobilization of sci entists and scientific laboratories in France. The technical section of his ministry collaborated with inventors to bring to practical use the interesting propositions that were found worth considering. He himself presided over a special commission of men of science, charged with the examination of all new inventions and processes proposed for use in the national defense, and must consequently be regarded as in a better position than any other man in France to know what science has done for the war. “I would mention also,” he said, "a system that we perfected and put into use for locating the enemy’s batteries by sound. The principle was known before the war, hut it was regarded as impracticable, it has, since the war, been brought to the highest state of perfection and efficiency and for months has been in use over the entire front. It has proven so effective that our adversaries, who captured a motor car with one of the outfits, have equipped themselves’ with similar ap pliances but lacking the delicacy and the precision . of our instruments. It whs France that had the entire initia tive of this brilliant application. “inventions for following the enemy’s sapping and mining operations by sound that were, in all armies, very crude and insufficient before the war, have made the most remarkable prog ress and will reflect honor upon French science later on. “Aviation in every respect has been remarkably perfected by the efforts of science and technicians since the war began. Today a pilot goes up in all kinds of weather without fear of be ing upset by sudden squalls, so well have been perfected the measures for the stability of flying machines. Great progress also has been made in the im provement of motors, particularly in the reduction of their weight in propor tion to the effective power, so that they speed up to 150 miles an hour. Final ly. in spite of the difficulties, wireless telegraphy has been marvelously adapted to aviation.” - ’ • ’ ! A Vanishing Art in Masonry. In the American Magazine, David Grayson says: - “In dry walls I think the old s\one mason takes the greatest pride of all: for it is in the dry wail—I mean by that a wall laid without mortar—that the sheer art of the mason comes most into play. Anyone can throw a wall together if he has mortar to make it stick, but a dry wail must stand out for what it is. built solid from the bot I tom up, each stone resting securely upon the one below it, and braced and nested in by the sheer skill of the ma son. The art of the dry wail is the ancient heritage of New England and speaks not only of the sincerity and the conscientiousness of the old Puritan spirit, but strikes the higher note of beauty. Many of the older walls I know are worth going far to see, for they exhibit a rare sense of form and proportion, and are sometimes set* in the landscape with a skill that only i the master artist himself could ex teed. Those old, hard wrought stone fences of the Burnham Hills and t ’rewsbury, the best of them, were hon I estly built, and built to last 1,000 years. A beautiful art—and one that is pass ; ing away! It Is the dry wall that stands of itself that the old stone mason loves . best of all.” Another Slacker. That citizen is somewhat phoney who hastens into matrimony, that he may , dodge the fray: it ought to shame his 1 soul, doggone him, to see how people ! look upon him, upon his wedding day. i Methinks I see him humbly kneeling, ! his voice all choked with maudlin feel i ing, before some maiden fair. “The thought,” he says, "of doing battle out where the noisy cannon rattle, is whit ening my hair. So long as I’m remain ing single, the chances are I’ll have to mingle with men whom I abhor; I have no use for soldiers’ labors, X have no use for guns and sabers, 1 have no use for war. I’d rather hear my neighbors hoot me, than have a husky German shoot me, or prod me with a sword; I’d rather men should caS me Rabbit, than I fall into the beastly habit of being carved or bored. So marry me, sweet Isabella! Have pity on a cringing fel lah, who hates the thought of blood, for if you don’t avert disaster, by chasing with me to the pastor, my given name is Mud.” You’d think the girls would deem him dotty, that they in angry tones and haughty, would order him away but Slacker prospers in his woo ing; girls like his billing and his cooing, and wod him every day. But That Is in Winnipeg. Prom the Kansas City Star. In Winnipeg, Canada, where a munici pal electricity plant Is In operation, the consumers pay 3 cents a kilowatt hour for light and 1 cent a kilowatt hour for heat ing and cooking. And a privately owned plant furnishes electricity at the same rate. Should 30 per cent of the current users of the city patronize the municipal plants, the mayor Bays, the light rate \ could be reduced to 1% cents a kilowatt hour. Meantime Kansas Cityans are pay I ing S cents a kilowatt hour for the aver age consumer, but, of course, this may te a very superior brand of electricity. Proof of the Pudding. Prom the Chicago Herald. Mrs. Flubdub; Mrs. Brownsmith says her husband is the most generous man in the world. Mr. Flubdub: Geo! T never noticed it. Mrs. Flubdub: Well, she says she gave him a box of cigars as a birthday present, and he only smoked one, and then gave all the rest away to his friends. Misunderstood. From Awgwan. Mistress—"Arc you married?" Maid—"No’m. I bumped into a door.” The DESTROYER By BURTON E. STEVENSON CHAPTER I. THE 25TH OF SEPTEMBER. Monsieur Aristide Brisson, the fat little proprietor of the Hotel du Nord—a modest house facing the Place Puget at Toulon — turned uneasily in his sleep, as though fretted by a disturbing dream ; then he awoke with a start and rubbed his eyes. A glance at the dark windows showed that the dawn was yet far distant, and he was about to turn over and go thankfully to sleep again when a sudden remembrance leaped into his brain. In an instant, he had bounded from the bed, struck a j match, and, after a look at his watch, lighted a candle. Then he j returned to the bed, and, without! compunction, grasped the plump j arm of Madame Brisson, who was sleeping peacefully, and shook j her roughly. “Wake, Gabrielle, wake!” he; cried—in French, of course. Madame Brisson, who was also little and fat with a white skin that was her pride, opened her eyes, stared an instant, and then sat up in bed. “Heavens, Brisson!” she cried, her hand to her throat. “What , is it? What has happened? Have you illness?” “No, no!” said her husband, who was struggling with his trou sers. “But rise, quickly!” Madame Brisson glanced at the dark windows. “I do not understand,” she said. “Ah, Gabrielle,” said her hus band reproachfully, “I should never liave believed you could have forgotten! It is today, at sunrise, that our guests depart!” “Heavens!” cried Madame Brisson again, and she, too. bounded from the bed and begay to don her clothes with trembling fingers. “That I should have for gotten ! Forgive me, Aristide! What hour is it?” “It is almost four and a half. At five, the coffee must be ready:” “it shall be!” Madame prom ised, and hurried from the room, to complete her toilet in the kitch en. “Fortunately,” M. Brisson mut tered to himself, “the fire is laid !” Then, having held his collar to the light and decided that it was clean enough, he buttoned it about his neck, attached his shiny ready made tie, donned his little white coat, picked up the candle and left the room. Passing along the cor ridor to the front of the house, he tapped at a door. “Who is there?” called a rough voice. “Your coffee will be ready in 20 minutes, sir,” said Brisson. “Very well; and thank you,” answered the voice, and Brisson descended to the dining room, opened the shutters, lighted the [amp, and spread the cloth. He was contemplating his han diwork, his head to one side, when heavy steps sounded on the stair, and a moment later two men en tered. They were both of middle age, somewhat stocky and heavily built, their hair close cropped, their faces smooth shaven and deeply tanned. They had, indeed, that indurated look which only years of exposure to wind and rain can give, except that, their ipper lips were some shades light er than the remainder of the face, betraying the fact that they had, until recently, been protected by a moustache. They were dressed in somewhat shabby tweed walk ing suits, and wore heavy well worn shoes. At this moment, each carried in his hand a little knap sack. M. Brisson greeted then* bent double, hoped that they had slept well, foretold a fine day, and as sured them that coffee would be ready in a moment. “Our bags are in our room, properly labelled,” said one of them, finding his words with ap parent difficulty and accenting them most queerly. “They are to go to Nice, where we will claim them.” “I w'ill attend to it. And you, sirs?” asked Brisson. “It is our intention to w-alk.” “By way of the Cornice?” “Yes.” “You will find it a most beau tiful road; even in your own America you will find nothing more beautiful. And how fortu nate that you will have so fine a day! Where will you rest to night?” 1 “At Frejus, probably.” “A beautiful town, well worth a visit. Permit me to recommend you, sirs, that you stop at the Hotel du Midi. The proprietor is a relative of mine—a nephew, in fact; he will treat you well.” “Thank you,” responded tlm stranger, and at that moment Madame Brisson entered, Hushed but triumphant, bearing a tray on which was a small pitcher of very black coffee, a large pitcher of very hot milk, a plate of rolls and “crescents,” some pats of but ter and a jar of honey. She placed the tray upon the table, greeted the travelers with the brightest of smiles, and then, as she flitted about attending to their wants, M. Brisson retired to his bureau to put the finishing touches to the bill. This was a weighty business. It was not often that the little Hotel du Nord had the privilege of en tertaining guests from America, and M. Brisson was thriftily deter mined to make the most of it. The price of tlie room, unfortunately, had been agreed upon in advance; but there were the meals, and, above all, the extras—baggage, lights, attendance, one special breakfast at live o'clock — one must be paid for rising in the mid dle of the night!—confitures, bath —had there been a bath,? No mat ter! Wine, cigars—M. Brisson licked his lips as he put them all in. Then he made a mistake of live francs in the addition, and the tiling was done. He contemplated it for a moment with satisfaction, then folded it,' slipped it into his pocket, and returned to the breakfast room. His guests were just rising from the table, and, a glance told him that they had done but scant jus tice to the meal—fully half the rolls remained uneaten! They were hi haste, then; so much the better! He assisted them to ad just their knapsacks. “And now the bill,” said one of them, taking out his purse. M. Brisson presented it with a bow. The other took it glanced at the total, and his face flushed. He opened his lips to speak, closed them again, and his eyes ran up the column,of figures. The flush deepened, and he opened his lips; but. when he met Brisson’s ferret-like gaze, he again closed them. Without a word, he ex tracted from his purse a note for 100 francs and placed it in Bris son’s hand. “You may keep the change,” he said. “Oh, thanks, sir!” Brisson cried, and he bowed again to hide the triumphant smile upon his lips. “Many thanks! A pleasant journey! And when you come again to Toulon, remember the Hotel du Nord!” The other nodded glumly, and started for the door, followed by his companion. Brisson and his wife accompanied them, again bade them adieu, and stood for a moment watching them, as they went down the street in the direc tion'of the quays. “A hundred francs!” said Mad ame Brisson, and gazed with veneration at her lord and mas ter. “But what was your bill, then, Aristide?” “Ninety-six francs,” said Bris son, sourly, “and, for a moment, I thought the swine was going to protest it! ” “If they had not been Amer icans,” began Madame. (Continued Next Week.) Secretary Baker’s French. By Fred C. Kelly. Even war is not without its advantages. When Newton D. Baker first became sec- 1 retary of war, the task of learning his | new job occupied him for not less than 14 hours a day. He worked nights and | Sundays. And yet for an hour every I evening, when he had a breathing spell, i what do you suppose Baker did? Studied French! "I have always wanted to speak a little ' French," remarked Baker to his score- I tary. "We’ll get a man over in the state I department who knows French and have I him coach us, and you and I’ll take an I hour every evening and study French.’’ You notice, he didn't say: "How would von like to study French?” Or, "Wouldn’t t be nice to know French." He simply Announced: "We’ll* study French." If he hadn’t said "we," it might not « have been so bad. But Baker’s secretary, j a smart young man only recently out of « college, was sick and tired of acquiring j An education. He felt that the lag end jf a hard day in the war department is no> ' suitable time to improve one’s mind. 1 Moreover, he hated the study of French < Anyhow. French had for years, been his i :>ette nolr. Yet a secretary doesn’t like t o overrule his boss. There was nothing j for him to do hut humor Baker’s whim . uid study French. They kept this up until liter the declaration of war, when things jot so busy and interruptions were so lumerous they were ohligeVl to abandon f their lessons. School was out. Hence, the theory of Baker’s secretary 1 that war has certain advantages jio !<• - j Ilian peoce. * 1 MUNICH IS THIRD CITY OF GERMAN EMPIRE Washington, D. C,—Munich, the thl-d fity in the German empire, is described In the following bulletin Issued by the National Geographic society: "The great railroad station at Mu nich, which the French war office re ports was lilt by bombs dropped by a captain of the French aviation corps, is the heart of a great network of lines which connect the Bavarian capital with all parts of Europe. Situated in a plain on the River Isar. the city is ?00 miles in an airline east of the Al sation border of France, and about 40 miles north of the Tyrolean frontier of Austria. Its latitude corresponds to that of St. John's, Newfoundland, but owing to its proximity to tlie Alps (25 miles to the south) Its climate is ex tremely variable. "In point of population Munich is exceeded only by Berlin and Hamburg among German cities. With 596,000 in habitants, it was somewhat larger than Cleveland and smaller than Boston in 1910, but it is highly probable that this number lias been appreciably decreased since the war began, Just as in the case of Berlin, which had 2,071,000 people in 1910, but which had only 1,826,000 on February 1, 1916, accord ing to official figures. "In physical aspects Munich is one of the most impressive of modern cities. Its royal palaces, its magnifi cent national theater, its great royal library containing 1,100,000 volumes and 50,000 rare manuscripts; its broad thoroughfares, particularly the Lud wigstrasse and Maximilianstrasse, bor dered by tlie great office buildings of tlio Bavarian government, and its fa mous university, which ranks first among the German institutions of learning in the number of its medical students and second only to Berlin in tlie number of students of all classes all these and many other buildings and institutions make the municipality one of the chief prides of the Teutonic people. "Most of the modern improvements and practically all of its architectural splendor Munich owes to Louis I and his art loving successors. Louis came to the throne in 1825 and ruled for more than 20 years. One of the im pressive monuments of his reign is the beautiful Propylaea. modeled after tlie gale to the Athenian acropolis, and the reliefs which decorate this structure quite fittingly tell the sory of Greece’s war of independence and tlie events transpiring in that kingdom during the eventful reign of King Otho I, Louis' son. who was elected to the throne of Greece in 1S32, but was finally ex pelled after 30 years. Another beauti ful Munich gateway is the Siegestor (Gate of Victory), modeled after the arch of Constantine in Romo. “Tlie commercial life of Munich is scarcely less interesting than its ar tistic side. In America the name of ihe city is indelibly associated with its most important article of export, beer. In scientific circles Munich’s op tical and mathematical instruments have a world wide reputation, while the art of lithography had its birth here. More than 100 miles of canals thread the city in all directions. “Munich owes its beginning to Duke Henry the Lion, who in 1158 estab lished a mint hore and built a bridge across the Isar in order that, he might the more easily levy a toll on the salt ohtained from the springs of Reichen hall and neighboring villages. Tlie city occupies the site of the ancient mon astery of Tegernsee, hem e its name munichen, the monk). In 1327 the place was almost completely destroyed by fire, but it was soon rebuilt by Em peror Louis, the Bavarian, in the form which ia rettined up to the accession of Louis I in the Nineteenth century. "America has had a share in the beautification of Munich, for it was Benjamin Thompson, a native of Wo burn, Mass., who laid out the magnifi cent park of 6000 acres known as the English garden. For his many services to the Bavarian government tlie Amer ican scientist and administrator was made a count of the Holy Roman em pire and he chose as his title tho name of Rumford, after the little New Hampshire village, (the modern Con cord), where lie had spent his boyhood. It was Thompson who, upon clearing the streets of Munich of more than 2,500 mendicants and housing them in an institution where they became self sustaining, said: 'To make vicious and abandoned people happy it has generally been supposed necessary first to make them virtuous. But why nut reverse this order? AVhy not make them firet happy and then virtuous?’’ Is Uncle Sam a Mean Employer? From the Duluth Herald. The American Federation of Labor plans :l campaign to Induce congress to raise the salaries of all employes on a grad uated scale: those getting less than $1,000 a jear to be raised one-third, with a mini mum of $3 a day. $30 a month, or $!,0S0 a year: those getting $1,000 to $1,500 to be raised 25 per cent; those getting $1,600 to $2,000 to he raised 20 per cent; those get ling $2,000 to $2,500 to be raised 15 per cent, and those getting $2,500 and upward to bo raised 10 per cent. The American Federation of Labor has paid something, and we are with it. The advance in the cost of living has borne hardest upon those with fixed salaries, and there are no salaries mere unadulterably fixed than those paid by the government There are men—grown men with families— working for the government at $60 and $00 a month; and In these times Uncle Sam should be ashamed of himself for offer ing such pay. Why don't they quit? They have been long In a sure position, many af them are well along in years, anil they dare not quit a certainty for an un certainty. And who shall blame them? The plan would be stronger if It stopped »t the $2,600 limit; though many salaries above that are absurd—notably those in [he diplomatic list. Cut above all. congress should see that [hose getting the smallest wages are panted a living wage. Uncle Sam should set an example of teneroslty In his treatment of his em iloyes, not of nlggardiness. Thrift Is a Passion. From the Toronto Globa. Montreal—Robert Rogers, speaking here in Canadian trade during and after the var, urged the necessity of thrift. "Among certain countries of the old vorld thrift is a passion,” said he. “It akes the place of riches and Is better for he people. In Holland. Denmark, Nor vay and Sweden nothing goes to waste. Die women know how to economize and hey practice economy as a fine art. The >eople of these little countries hate waste ind you will find no happier people In all he world. The women practice thrift In heir clothing by buying sensibly and rearing seasonably, and they conserve heir food so that everything counts. A aimer In Holland will take more out of Ive acres than multitudes In other eoun rles take out of 100 acres.” The uneven diffusion of light ema latlng from an Incandescent bulb has teen overcome in a design of bulb re cently patented by Peter Cooper Hew tt, of New York. This solution of the iroblem is In etching the outside sur ace of the globe In a series of small grooves, the surfaces of which act as efrnctors to direct the light to points lefliclent In luminosity. It is claimed or this Invention that the light is very igreeable to the eyes; as a broad sur ac.e of light is presented, rather than i point from which the light emanates. Machinery for ships In which a team turbine and an oil engine are oupleil to each propeller, permitting Ither kind of power to be used, has leer, patented by a Swiss inventor. "“ihners MACARONI MADE FROM THE HIGHEST GRADE DURUM WHEAT COOKS IN IZ MINUTES. COOK BOOK FREE SKINNER MFO.'CO. OMAHA, US A Uir&ajr Macaroni Fncloriy it) America. | Year Frnit Won't Spoil ll Yoa Um L... 1 Ratsand Mice Garry Disease B KILL THEM by using | Stearns' Electric Par VI Full direction* in 15 languag % Sold everywhere—25c and $1.0' J_B, S. GOVERNMENT BUYS L Kill All Flies! ™ o'isIasP0 Placed anywhere.Daisy Fly Killer attracts and kills all flits. Neat. dean, ornamental, convenient, ant! cheap. Lastssllseason. Made fEausss?-£ser Daisy Fly Killer Sold by dealers, or I sent by sspresa, prop aid. $1.00. HAROLD SOMERS, ISO 01 KALB AVE., BROOKLYN, N. V. Why Rent Land? £?,Mf’aSS?*! Hooper, Locator, Suite 16, Bmitti Blk., Casper, Wyo. LOGGED-OFF LANDS irrigated; tertna. Hux 180, Uooxl Klver, Oregon ——■^ Reprisals. Col. Richard jWoodhouse' said In a recruiting address In Lexington: “Nothing will stop the Huns’ bar barities but reprisals, if Reims ca thedral Is destroyed, let us destroy Cologne cathedral. And on every ship that enters the submarine murder zone we ought to put Germans of high rank.” Colonel .Voodhfiti.se paused and smiled. “There's nothing like reprisals," ho said. “A tobacconist sent a doctor the other day a ten-doliar box of cigars, saying lie knew they hadn't been ordered, but they were so excel lent iie was sure the doctor would en joy them. Bill inclosed. Terms strictly cash. “The doctor wrote hack : “ ‘Delighted with the cigars. Though it is true you haven’t called me in, I • venture to send you herewith two pre scriptions for rheumatism and dyspep sia, respectively, that I am sure you will like, as they have given universal satisfaction to ray clients. .My charges being tjtb for prescription we are now quits.’ ” Marital Consideration. A considerate man who really wants to make his wife happy will look de jected and miserable at the station when she is leaving for the summer. She carries a heavy heart with her if he happens to be brutal enough to look as If he were anticipating a hot old time.—Houston Post. Sinks Rapidly. “What is a sinking fund, Johnny?" “Pa’s bnnk account when the bills be gin to come in.”