1MPRISONED F
Major Hill of the IEnglish army. She
coat and jewelry valued at $9,000, plet
rant of the law. Judge Martin In Ne
her to serve thiree days In a cell In (1l
when imprisonment was added to fine
a horseman of Brooklyn. Mrs. Hill is
mnarried Halsey Corwin of Brooklyn, 1
Discovery after discovery of thos<
the ports of our country, chiefly at k
and this has failed to stop the practi
proving Ineffectual, the courts finall,
semed the only- way to make the rich
to a realization of this kind of offend
HUNGARIAN ST
Wno'
/A
J uits and has been in public life sii
f. entered politics, but isn
uth p1ty,11 f Hungary. Although an
oted for. his democracy and years al
by rig t in the lHungarian house of p
Ther count is the owner of magnil
Hw e is ea t ed toroyal fai
a reulian opproklyn. Herhs. ailwis
adisery Cafte dcoery and hs
thLosle Ky. our conryndfaherl wa
aon nderwooa fild tended the pUnciv
1884. Itg ianerfel thae o n toa!
marred tel way frt make then rih
tona renalto of this kiparof offeind
MOUNNARIA ST~
April, and5 haIn uba 19u6-'i7 lie a
goenente pisteries btisno gre
byrrior i that Hngaian houer ofh
ha couer isade. Nownofmag hnrt
.tise wiie isrelatedri th roaln fa
DR SMUGGLIN
To defraud, the, government of the
United States of its customs coming
here from the old world has been the
darln' wish of may women ever
since .\mericans have been able to in
dulge 'in the luxury of an ocean voy
age. Miss Multimillionaire, secure in
her social position, did not like to be
held up on the dock and made to pay
large sums for being caught trying-to
swindle the government. But when
she is caught finally she chafes under
her treatment, but society stands by
her and that encourages others to fol.
low her example.
To remove this prop from the fash.
lonable woman the authorities have
decided to jail those caught in de
frauding Uncle Sam of his dues. This
penalty, it is thought, will prevent rep.
utable women from engaging in the
business.
The first to suffer the imprisonmentl
and the odium which attaches to it is'
Mrs. Roberta G. Hill, divorced wife of
pleaded guilty to smuggling in a sable
Lding in extenuation that she was igno
w York fined her $2,000 and sentenced
.e Tombs. Mrs. Hill became hysterical
She Is a daughter of Morris Menges,
given to the romantic. At sixteen she
)ut she soon after divorced him.
i attempting to smuggle valuables into
Tew York, have resulted only in fines,
.e. Exposuro and consequent disgrace
r determined on imprisonment. This
and influential and society belles come
ing-that it was a real crime.
ATESMAN HERE
One of the most eminent of Euro.
pean statesmen, Count Albert Appon.
yi, member of the Hungarian parlia
ment and ex-minister of public wot'
ship and education of Austria-Hungaryo
is now on a visit to tyti country 1i
the interest of international peace. HeJ
has come to deliver a series of loo4
tures on the difficulties of the 'peace6
problem in Europe and to urge thisi
country to become the world's leader
in the efforts to abolish war. This is
not his first visit to the United States.
He came here in 1904 to attend the
peace conference held at St. Louis. He
has been active in the cause of the
world's peace for many years and has
attended interparliamentary confer.
ences on the subject at Brussels,
Christiania, Paiis and London.
Count Apponyi is a member of a
Hungarian aristocracy which traces
its descent in an unbroken line back
to 1235. He was born in 1846, was ed
ucated in schools conducted by the
ice 1872. He was a conmervative when
e leader of the nationalists, or the Kos
aristocrat by birth and heredity, he is
,o relinquished the seat which was his
eers in order to sit in the lower house.
cent estates in Hungary and is wealthy.
ly of nglind, her grandmother having
wmnd, the prince consort.
'MMITTEE EAD
One of the figures of'the Sixty-sec-.
ond congress will be Representativg'
Oscar .W. Underwood of Alabama, ses
iected by the Democratic caucus to
-head the all-important ways and meand
committee. Mr. Underwood will bq
the Democratic floor leader, succeed.
ing in that position Representative So,
reno E. Payne of New York, and will
give his nmame to the new tariff bill
which the Democrats propose to put
through.
*Mr. Undnrwood never held an office
-or wvas-a candidate for such a position
until 1894. Then lie ran for congress,
the entire issue being the tariff, and
he hed 'a bitter fight. Speaker Crisp.
canpo lnte the district to hclp him and
when the votes, were counted he had
won by 1,000. Since that time he has
never had an <>ponent for the nomi
nation. .He has been elected to con
gress eight times, three times without
tyB been a;'close friend and confidential
forty-eight years old. Ho was horn in
i colleague of Henry Clay in the senate.
ersity of Virginia, graduating in law in
get his Democratic ideas. He has been
1900. In 1904 he remarried.
ember of the Birmingham Country club
the summer playing golf on the slopes
Another st'ep in his steadily upward
career has been taken by Col. Enoch
H. Crowder, whose enviable army nec
erd is one to .stimulate emulation.
Gen. George W. Davis, judge advocate
general of the arrmy, was retired on
account of having reached the age
limit, and to the vacancy thus created
,Colonel Crowder has succeeded in the
ordinary course of promotion, as he
was the senior colonel in the judge
advocate division.
Colonel Crowder is a native of Mis
nouri, where ho was born April 11,
1859, the son of John Hlerbert and
Mary (Weller) Crowder. He graduat
ed from the Military academy in 1881,
and in 1886 he received the degree of
LL. B. from the University of Mis
souri, Colonel Crowder served in the
Philippine -islands in 1898-1901, Dur
ing the war between Japan and Russia
lie became conspicuous as an observer
of the field maneuvers, being with the
Japanese army from April, 1904, until
cited as financial advisor of the Cuban
Lly valued.
ere is one conquest which the colonel
has yet capitulated to his superior tao
is not married.
fALTHY MARBLE MAN
WIELDS A HORSEWHIP
COVERS BANK CLERK WITH RE
VOLVER AND THEN SWINGS
. A HEAVY BLACK8NAKE.
Knoxville, Tenn.-John M. Rose,
wealthy marble quarryman of this
Dity, walked into the Third National
bank and asked to speak to J. Fred
Drick Baumann, the bookkeeper. Mr.
l3aumann invited Ross. into the di
-ectors' room in the rear, and, before
le understood his visitor's intention.
Ross had drawn his revolver and
)laced it at Baumann's heart and then
vith his free hand swund a black
nake horsewhip violently across
3aumann's head .and shoulders, mean
ime berating the young bookkeeper
or -aiding Miss Margaret Ross, the
Horsewhips a Bank Clerk.
beautiful eighteen-year-old daughter,
to elopo with William J. Cummings.
Dn finishing the beating Ross retired
to meet almost the entire banking
'orce, who had been drawn from their
.ages by the unusual noise. Then he
inade them stand back with drawn re
volver and lie walked from the bank
to the Mechanics' Bank and Trust
company to make \rnquiry as to the
residence of Rev. Leroy C. Henderson,
pastor of the Fifth Avenue Presby
Lerian church, saying that he would
treat the minister to the same dose,
Rev. Hlenderson having performed the
ceremony.
ADVENTIST SENT TO PRISON
German Soldier Refuses to Obey Or
ders on Saturday Despite Two
Sentences.
Berlin. - Privat? .Naumann has
every prospect of spending 'the rd
mainder of, his life in priso0n because
lie persistenuly ref uses to submit to
military discipline on Saturday.
Naumann, wvho belongs to the sect
known as the Adventists, declarea that.
Baturday ic the' real Sabbath, and that
Ray -liind of work on that day, cven
the lightest, is in the highest degree
sinful. When he became a soldier 'in
1907 he refused to chey any orders
between sunset on Friday and sun
set en Saturday. -.,.
Hie was in consequence sentenced.
to three months' imprisonment, .but
when released resumed his' mutinous'
:-onduct and received a second sen
tence otf two .years' imprisonment.
When releasedl agali he re'fused oliedi
nce and was sentenced to fiye .years'
'Inprisonment.
On: app~eal, the higher military court
retriedl the case. Questioned by the
presiding officer of the court, Nau
mann declared that as a Christian sol
dlier- li duty was to obey the religious.
law andl refuse all work on the Sab
bath. A systematic study (of the Bible
liad convinced him that it was wrong
to regardl Sunday as the Sabbath,
which was really Saturday.
It was poinlted out that continued
persistence in this attitude would in
evitably result. in Ils spendinlg his en-.
.liro life withlin Prison walls,.and the.
presiding officer asked wvhether Nau-*
mann was pl'ep~ared to' accept such
conseHquenlces. Nau mann relied:
"Yes, certainly."
Questiloned whether in war .he
would refuise t~o fight on -Saturdays,
Napimann replied that lie would then
obey ordlers because , the dlanger to
the Fatherland would justify it.
GIRL'S FICKLENESS CONDONED
Nebraska Judge Holds Fiance She
Concludes Finally to Accept
Is Bound.
Papillion, Neh. -The Nebraska
courts have heldh that a Nebraska
man cannot escape a promnise to mar
ry, even if his fiancee is engaged to
a dozen men at the same time, provid
ing she demandac that this particular
suitor makes good.
L. W. Sautter promised to marry
Miss Susie Elsass. Later he discover
ed she was engaged to another young
man. He broke the engagement and
Miss Elsass sued for $2,000 damages.
A verdict for the full amount was re
turned. Judge Troup in instructing
the jury said:
"Miss Elsass might have been en
gaged to a dozen men, but still her
engageinents would not have freed
Mr. Stqutter from his obligation, pro
viding 'she asked him to do so, which
the evidence showed she tild."
THESE BABY TWINS
LIKE SIAMESE PAIR'
BOYS ARE BOUND TO3ElTHER BY
LIGAMENT AT BASE OF
THE SPINE.
DOCTORS CANNOT PART THEM
Examination Convinced Medical Men
That Separation Would Moan
Death-Little Follows Speak Sev.
eral Languages..
New Orleans.-Lucio and Sinplico
Giodino are the most remarkable ba
bles in the world. They are twins, not
tluite three years old, and are our lit
tle brown brothers of the Philippino
islands. Of course, there's nothing so
remarkable about that, but listen:
Nature has so joined the flesh of
these little fellows that even the great
est of human surgeons do not dare
to part them. Back to back they will
have to go throughout their wholo
lives. When one dies the other must
of necessity follow him into eternity.
Nature has so decreed.
A compact but somewhat elastic
mass of tissues joins them together
at the base of the spine. *Just like
our "everyday" twins, the kind more
or less common throughout the whole!
country, Lucio and Simplico play
with jumping-jacks, blow horns, hug
their dollies, and pound on toy drums.
h'lhey usually play sittin'g on the
floor, as under the circumstances they
cannot use chairs. Loosely fitting
dresses make then look much like one
big baby with two heads. But. !n
doors they dliscard most of their cloth-'
ing, and romp about with much of
their bodices exposed. And just like
ordinary twins, they quarrel, fight and
go after each other with little fists
and finger nails. They both speak
1nglish as well as American children
of about their age. Besides Ithat they
speak a little Spanish and German a.
But of course they know Filipino best.
It is nothing unusual for Lucio to be
talking English while at tI .e. same time
Simplico will be speaking in another
language.
At tinmes when they are not both
wanting to play with the same toy at
the same time, Lucio and Sinplico amre
The~ Fiipn Twins.
fetoT'he Fono-in Treins.'ytoc
they fl of The-on o gth ofi airst
plamates.Ofco, the toe aaysve
fcoal eh other about Ve walki
Simplico Is (rageraln bquieand. siome.
what reserved, while Luclo is erratic
andl quick tempered(i, 'When-JLcio be
gins to get "'het up" about a little dif
ferenice of opi'nion and shows a dispo
sition to start something,, Simplico
just..gets up and walks away; that
keeps Lucio busy trailing along he
bind and backwards. One of. them lad
the measles 'abouti four months ago,I
but the ofther esc-aped. Sometimes
whbile one is' asleep the other is wide
awake, playing with his foes. Nat
urally they sleep on their sldes. iloth
were vaccinated.,. it "took" on oneo
only.. -. -
They were brought to Amerien in
the vain hope that. they might be cut
apart by skilled surgeons.: A clinic
was held in this city wilth a -ummber
of America's best physicians in attendl
ance. After a most thoroughl examina
tion~ it was the unanimous decision
that an, operation which would sepa
mate the babies would be0 fatal to both I.
The twins were born in Samnar
islandl in the Philippine archipelago,
of native parents. They were found
by J. R. Louis and M. A. Clark,
wealth'y Americans living in the
islands. The American protectors of
the twins say they will take the b~oysi
around the world in the interest of
science, that they will be exhibited
before medical clinics in the great
hospitals of America and Europe, and
that under no circumstances will they
be exhibited in public.,
The parents of the twins, who are
also in America now, were at flrat fim
mensely proud of their curious twins,
and took great pleasure in showing
them to strangers who happened to
visit the little Filipino village. Later
on, as the parents became more civil
ized and Americanized, they looked
forward with great joy to the separa
tion of the children, but now, that the
surgeons have rendered their verdict
against attempting an operation both
mother and father are once more
rocnniled.
''ielfrew
JheLine
"I've been a Wicked. man," he said, "I've
(1010 a-manlyI crimes:
I've shot at folks by way of jokes a half
-doxe1 times;
I'vo golo In broald daylight an' stolo a
widder's fattenled sh1oat
But though I've been it ian o' siu, I
never sold my vote.
"I've set fire to a tenement to see tho
cngilnes I-1il.
I've swiped til, alm1s from blind men's
palms an' th1otlight thait. it was fui;
An' once When it was hitter cold I took a
cripple's coat;
I've setittled ships oil pleasurt trips--but
iever sold my vote.
"I've dynamilted savings banks an'
skipped offi with tim cash;
Gold bricks of brass I'vo mado to pass
with all a Cot ma'ls daSh;1
I've been) a counterfelter tot), an' mado
st greasy not(;
I've held 1 ta'in. out On the plains
but never sold mIy vote.
"I've woi'ked the shells at county fairs,
finl' pockets, too, I've l(iko1d;
I've sold rake sthcks in1 thonsandt blocks
the come-on 1 have tricked.
Iacnh victim's tears woro liko thrlec
'tchrs who'.*'e I'd got his goat;
Yet though, old . i'l, my heart was hard,
I never solu any vote.
"I've hurgledi here and burgled there, an
run a racin' hook;
You'll find lily name1 is ono o' fame with
almost ally croolt;
But set this down"--tiht, dlying breath wa.g
Pra ttling in his to aillIt
"Although I've been a tmai o' sin, I never
sold my vote."
'Rah for Reform.
Comes now another reformer whc
Wants to uPlift 11 by eliminating thc
word "Hello" from our telephiole CoIl
Versations. Good! We heartily agre<
with is deep-drawn suggestion tha'
the fil'st syllatble of that word is tot
suggestive of a certain form of swear
11ng. It had not occur'red to us3 beforo;
ver'y fow 1)e1)0ple ar in the habit oi
standling on windly corners of coniver
sationl and~ watching for embarr'assing
dlisplay's of language. But wc extent
to tile putre'-mindied reformer 0ou1
warnmst accord. Also wo movo thai
a certain wvell-knowyn rhiy'ne, On which:
we were trained years ago, bo revised~
to read:
"IEarly to bed and early to rise
Makes a mnan .hear'ty and wvealthiy and
w ise."
Furthermoi'e, let us change the
name of the Hlelicon to tho Rubicon
or t hc Rhymicon. And( let us plrohibil
the salo of hellebore in drug stores
While we are abhout it, let us5 distIn
feet things ipoperly. Chango thc
niame of damask, for instance, and
take D~amnascuis off the map11. And ipasi
a law forbidd ing people1 to sue for
five, brethbren, let us wipe) tihe inifamy
of the Gatuon dam off the Isthumus of
Panama..
Wishes of No Avail,
"Thius l my hulsbl)d, Mr'. Grump
We've just bee11 niarid. D~on't. yoi
wish us5 happinless?'
'"When I look at. your husband, mad
am), I cann mot wish- -i cani only hopo.'
imperfect Reproduction.
"XI mustt be0 very consoling to youl,
we say to tho bereaved indf, "to hav<
that splendlid phlonographi recordl o
your Iato hulsband's voice. It is so ab
solutely natural, too."
"Ahu," she sighs, "iit is like, and ye
so unlike, poor dear Henry!"
"Yes, it talkit right ahead in hih
tone, but it never stops when I inter
rupt it."
Puzzle.
"Hie is my hero," shte sigihed.
Without fluiishing this we leave it t<
the reader to guess whether lie was
half back, a college orator, a base
ball Btar, a matinee Idol, a novel celb
rity, a prizo fighter, a novelist, a sod12
fountain clerk, or just a plain evera
day and Sunday young man.
Particularly theLai,
Not only pleasant and refreshing to
the taste, but sently cleansing andI
ening to the system. S u of Fisan
Eliir of Senna Is partic, arly aapted
to ladies and children, and beneficial in
all cases in which a wholesome, strength..
eniks and effective laxative should be
used. It is perfecy safe 4t all times and
dispels colds, headaches and the pains
caused by indigestion and constipation so
promptly and effectively that it is the one
et laxative which gives satis.
faction to all and is recommended by
millions of families who have used it and.
who have personal knowledge of its ex.
cellence.
Its wonderful popularity, however, has
led unscrupulous ealers to offer -imita.
tions which act unsatisfactorily. There.
fore, when buying, to et its beneficial;
effects, always note the 4u name of the,
Coipany-California Fig Syrup Co.
plainly printed on the front of every
package of the genuine Syrup of Fig'
and Elixir of Senna.
For sale by all leading druggists. Price
50 cents pcr bottle.
NO STOP,
1 c.,
Ticket Collector-We don't atop
here, sir.
Montague Swank (who has just
given up a ticket)-Stop where?
Ticket Collector-At the pawnbro
ker's.
HEAD SOLID MASS OF HUMOR
"I think the Cuticira Remedies are
the best remedies for eczema I have
ever heard of. My mother had a child
,who had a rash on its head when it
was real young. Doctor called it baby
rash. lie gave us medicine, but it
did no good. In a few days the head
was a solid mass; a running sore. it
was awful, the child cried continually.
we had to hold him and watch him
to keep him from scratching the
sore. Illis suffering was dreadful. At
last we remembered Cuticura Rome
dies. We got a dollar bottle of Cuti.
cura Resolvent, a box of Cuticura
Ointment, and a bar of Cuticura Soap.
We gave tho Resolvent as directed,
washed the head with the Cuticura
Soap, and applied the Quticura Oint
ment. We had not use'd half before
the child's head was clear and free
from eczema, and it has never come
back again. lls head was healthy
and he had a beautiful head of hair.!
I think the Cuticura Oi 'nent 'ry
good for the hair. It nakes' TIa fa -
grow and prevents falling hair."
(Signed) Mrs. Francis Lund, Plain
City, Utah, ~e1t. 19, 1910. Send to the
Pottor Drmg & Chemi. Corp., Boston,
Mass., for free Culeura Iloolr -on the
treatment of skini and scalp .oubles.
One kind oIf a brute is a man who re
fuses to flatter a woman.
Many a man who swears at a big
monopioly is nourishing a little one.
For constipation, biliousness, liver dis
turbiances andi dliseases re!sulling from im
pure blood, take Garfield T1ea.
Common senise in an unicommon de
gree is what (ho wvorld calls wisdom.--'
Coleridge.
Swimming Hole Defined.
Mrs. Suburb--What is a swimming
Mr. Suburb-A body of water entire
ly surroundled by . boys.-Suburbian
Life.
Rebelled.
Mirs. Richquick--John, I want you to
buy a newv Iarlor suit.
Mr. Richquiick--Maria, I've been
agreeable enough so far to get dliffe
ant clothes for morning, ncan, after
nloon and night, but 1'im consarned if
I'll change 'em every time I go into a
different room."
A Reason Enough.'
Anegro nea'ur Xen Ia, 0., had been
arrested for chicken rteailing. Hie ha~d
stolena so mnany that. hiis crimo haid be
come grand larceny.
Ie wvas trIed aind convicted, and(
brought in for sentence.
"Havo you anly reason to offer why
the judgment of t he court Ihould not
be piassed upon you ?" he was asked.
"Well, j('uge," he0 replied, "I eain't
go to jail now, nohow. I'm buildin' a
shack out yonder, an' I jus' cain't go
till I git it donie. You kan sholy see
dlat."'-P-hiladlelphlia Sunday Evening
Post.
A Generous Offt
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