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Yound Willie Not Made 1 tAnarchy tter ci By FREEMAN TILDEN URELY there must be a considerr, .houghtful persons who on the fifth of July F '*" .u4e frmn the preceding twenty-four hours wit' rl Vdbt. A whole day in which the normal fore J oirder are practi cally suspended, during wh -' Ymeanor becomes merely "excess of spirit;" j i.operty can be de stroyed with impun ity rb Iquency and general license are encouraged- . .gs worth thinking of. The farcical part :ehistic condition lies in the attempt to attr' . rld of patriotic impulse. Any suggestion toward an ameliorat, vils of Fourth of July cele brations is usually met with pained exprue is of distrust. These people want to throttle Patriotism. They are trying to discount Liberty. They are told how essiitial it is that the hoodlum, the unspanked youth, the mentally hi al f-qu ipped adult shall range the streets, make the night dread ful, tie dalay dangerous and commit excesses at will-to the end of express i a,, a great content'with Liberty. And vet these conservative souls con tinue to douibt. In an unguided moment an American of some importance, enthu siastic over the success of that deliberative council which effected a repub Jie and the courageous men who maintained it, announced that "the eagle should scream." So it did, and justifiably. But it is a certainty that if !the eagle had lost its sense of proportion and continued to scream within ithat gentleman's hearing a sullicient length of time, he would have had -an enthusiastic desire to wring its neck. lie meant "reasonably." So, nowadays, it is hard for som9 honest people to see why shooting blank cartridges and blowing a tin horn will make a better citizen of ,young Willie; whiy the loss of his front gate is necessary to impress Mr. Smith with his civic duties: or why-and this is most serious--the deadly tetanus gerim should be turilned loose among hundreds of lads whose only fault is that their parents have not the intelligence of the animal whicI1 poiits ol datigers to its yoIung. Oiice every year the American nation exhibit's itself in a barbaric spectacle pitifully unfit for the ob servaice of such ia tremeldously important and far reaching event. 16 lie a- hopeless mollycoddle who prefers to carry the,.inslinets of patriotism in his head, rat her than frigttei his ieighbor's horse with it? Is it decadent to isk for the suppression of a palpable I\ madness which profits nobody and causes a distinct loss of time, of money, of peace, of respect for law, of respect for sellf? rl'livec has been so much printed of late abouit thle hiarm caused the youing b~y nov How M any ing picture shows that I Should like to add mny little bit, to the side of the defense. For M oving lpart, I have never attended a show yet - ijctures that, dlid not contain something worthy of iuman interest. lp (Only last eveing I dlroppJed ito a 'j~ jjjj~ mmovinig picture 1h21l a a (O'i fly ROGER HINGhe, pdlrwhiiewihilacdnt Thenre as ell somuch pinteed flte beig iiirt le sarc~lou, aed thel hnryaue t h yo ung is mov-Id W hn le sol~ed t acaing pioure sow hait i rshkle wao akdd hadli lleeit shtownideno the efens.eFo Whhatddidtnot contain something worthysof Why asIon he elge o ly ast eving see oppted mano th hoovingvoictuturnhhimonway hungrywn desrviig an as eenturedown. huner ofth fohnsor rome th poor - of niany a mheraanedder who lemhs(hrsinfei a et ith pane aocident, St. Loiswhols track o s daughter, while he 6'~~~j~ gwas dmliriedo ee n uction hopitae Un eWhehaen of siwngan ixwes fe When h stoppd atacountr houevi is uake heimi hest asked iF lyingedfo a itetetli tohaker hottafl The pecatos knewand In thae handac of pactiol aChritinity had ibeenospown who cannotragre Why As o theC edge lit ry eaiing togeeife. mno h hoicudtur him ay hungry ? upco resi t n i iiht henan thre strdo cotidnckfl oft atantmesr.por desrvig an as eetunedawyu hungryt asndl fotsiow frome the o eas wind as margu whs ai Cncitdian.feigaeah assotfo the1 Sundaher srvice. Undiot er te obligteedordolovnta foer," ilobh gesmrries ha epleakta There smal never good redution are hr J ~V~~AJhe deilioumsywen wh okotieo hes hme. In theeandso ralfooe tat foruhewoe Con misfortune. vraeu smtms n ouradrring yearls enableannotoagree "SOrutsPidepy' tWhen mustpid crsom of athe win.. thao ar odece.fisotataohr You mayght av welhow ons ocuatithe eas widOsEare ith a oo ielyutw eeman.n dsraei Chilrenhavethesel et bae ail toe "doec wthe o er htran You tak sml chancesnin be in o ."etig"o o r ahnst ertm t lose KNONEY TROUBLE CAUSESLUMDAG O i Remarkable StoryAbout Great Remedy m I cannot refrain from writing to say ot that your Sivamp-Root has benefited me greatly. Last year I had a severe attack 9f lumbago. Was bad for a long time, and on seeing your advertisement, I d-C terinied to give it a trial. I did so and jn in two weeks was cured. I gave a bottle to a poor woman who could scarcely walk. She came to me in four days to tell me SI she was all right and most thankful. I Jn had. another attack last Novemner and C1 was so bad that I could not risc. from my ,chair without assistance and could hardly lace up my boots. I at once sent for more Swamp-Root and after taking two bottles, I am more than glad that I am lic well again. My age being seventy-three, I br am the more convinced of the excellence of Dr. Kilmer's Swarnp-Root. Yours very trury, br HENRY SEARLE, 1410 Arch Street. Little Rock, Ark. Ca too Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You Sentd to Dr. Kilner & Co., Bingham- ell ton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. It will pr conince anyone. You will also receive r a booklet of valuable information, telling l all about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. "S For sale at all drug stores. Price fifty cents and one-dollar. Fine Scheme. Wife--Please match this piece of silk for me before you come home. Husband-At the counter where the sweet little blonde works? The one with the soulful eyes and Wife--No. You're too tired to shop for me when your day's work Is done, dear. On second thought, I wvon't bother you. 1HOW TO CURE RHEUMATISM. The causo of rheumatisn is excess uric acid in the blood. To curo rheum atisi this acid must be expelled from the system. itheurnatism is an inter nal disease amid requires an internal remedy. 111ubbi)ngj w I th oils and lint ments may ease the pain, but they will no inore euro ieumnatism than paint will ciange the tiber of rotten wbod. Cures liheuIanttisim To Stay Cured. Science has discovereti a perfect and comnpieto etire called ltiheurntelde. Test ed in hti nuredls o f&ises. it has eff'ctoed martvelous citres. RItuaticde renoVes the cause, ge(ts at the joints from the Ba: inlside. sw1e'ps thU Ioisons out of the ra system. tones up tho stomach. regulates the bowels anI kidneys. Sold by -drug gists at 5i0e. a-d $J; in the tablet form fin at 25c. andi 50c.. by mail. Booklet free. liobbitt Chenical Co.. Baltimore.,Md. Getu At The Joints irom The Insitle. Socially Launched. Bi1 In his native town Jinty had al ways been most popular with young ph and old, but when he was sent away to boarding school. he was for a time' B11i too hoillesick to make friends. Ills thi first lett"- was little more than a bil wall. - joh "I'm way behind the other boys in ble everything." he wrote, dolefully. ""I'isn't only studies, but it's gymna- so slum and banjos and everything. I don't believe they'll ever have much use for me." j01 nut the second letter, written after sig a week in the new school, was quite Ho different In tone. "I'm all right," he wvrote to his mother. "TIhe boys say they'll teach mue all they know, for they're pr'oud on to have me here. I can stretch my as mouth half an inch wider than any og other boy in school, and my3 feet are be the longest by a full inch. So you a needn't wor'ry about me any more."-- Er Youth's Companion. 011 -~ wI FoolIsh- bu "I am going to ask your father an toniight foi' your hand in marriage." ca "How dreadfully old fashioned you in al'e." * I "Don't ask him; tell him." Strictiy Business. M~rs. Knicker-Did you hold a short lyi session wvith your husband? en M\rs. Bocker-Yes, I merely hadl him wi pass an appr-opriation bill. th It sometimes happens that a street sh fight. reminds a inai'iied man that there are other places like home. . W Can't ( Is it possible to nourish, strengths build the Drain by Food? Every man whlo thinks uses up r brain each day. Why don't it all and leave an empty sktull in say a brain work? Decause the man rob day, If he builds a little less than he brain fag and nervous prostration r If lhe builds back a little more ead brain grows stronger and more capi also is sure. Where does man get thi to rebuild his brain? Is it.from air, ice of the Arctic sea? When yot think about it, the rebuilding mnatc be in the food and drink. That also is sui'e. Are the brain rebuilding material; all food? In a good variety but not propor'tion in all. To illustrate: we know bones are r ly of lime and magnesia taken fr therefore to make healthy bone str must have food containing these tF wvould hardly feed only sugar and fe )ealthy bone structure in a growing Likewise if we would feed in a sk nor to insure getting what the bral for strength and rebuIlding, we must wvhat the brain is composed of and some article or articles (there are one) that contain these elements. Analysis of braIn by ari uinqi authority, Geoghegan, shows of Mint Phosphoric Acid and Potash comubir phate of Potash) 2.91 per cent of 5.33 of all mineral Salts. This is over one-half. Bleaunis, another authority. she Made It Necessary. "Horace Greeley invented the type iter." "'Where did you get that idea?" "\\'l, that isn't eiactly what I 'an, but his handwriting was prob ly n-e responsible for it'than any Iter one ti Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of LSTOltlA, a safe and sure remedy for rants and children, and see that it Dears tho --e gnature of. Use For Over 30 Years. iidren Cry.for Fletcher's Castoria If You Have Money. That fellow Gotrox is a multimil nalire. lie has more money than 1in1s." "Well, what does he want with ains?" using 1,oss of Appetite. H[eadacho d Bilious attacks pretented by IAlir bek, a splendid reinedy for such ail , its4. Alyself and whole househoIli had stf 'Vd verIy muchel for somle Lillne with dlarial Fever. 'Flixir linbek' has red its perfeetly. so t hat we vit'Joy at Dsent the best or healthr"-Jacob Eb ly. Pair f: x C'ourt 11 luse. Va. lxir linbek 50 cents. all druggists or oezewski & Co.. Washington D. C. HE WHO HESITATES IS LOST." 6Iyrtilla-He proposed, but I didn't r yes. I want to keep him on the k for awhile. diranda-Be careful, or you may I yourself on the shelf. A Strange Situation. lumor is a funny thing," said iks. 'it ought to be," said the Philoso )r. 'Oh, I don't mean that way," said lks. "I mean that It is a straage nig. Now, I can't speak French, I can always understand a French e, and I can speak English, but I'm st if I can see an English joke." 'Most people are," said the Philo >her. 'Are what?" said Binks. 'Blest if they can see an English :e," said the Philosopher. "It is a ' of an urrusually keen vision." rper's Weekly. "Kicking the Bucket." ~Vhen we speak facetiously of some a for whom we have no reverence having "kicked the bucket," we ploy a phrase that wvouldl seem to a piece of latter-day slang, but as natter of fact, it dates back to old gland, when, about the year 1725, a Blolsover hung himself to a beam il standing oni the bottom of a ekcet, and then kicked the bucket ay. Ailtbough at first used only in ses of suicide, it has been applied the course of years to any death, thout distinction. His Wur'st. l'ho German proprietor of a Brook delicatessen store has got far ough along to pun in English, A iter' in the New York Sun reports fact. Elanging in the window of the little op is this advertisement: 'The Best You Can Do Is Buy Our ~rst."-Youth's Companion. ';et A n and Re- phorie Acid combined cent from a total of 1' art of the Considerable more disappear phate of Potash, ulls each( Analysis of Grape-l and Phosphorus (whic phate of Potash) is c< destroys, one-half of all the mi esult sure. Dr. Gee, W. Carey 1day,W t, constituent elements c tbe. That gray matter of the bra e material by the inorganic cell sky or the phate ,(Phosphate of P come, to with albumen and by rial m'ust creates nerve fluid or brain. Of course, thi salts ignd other organi but Potassium P'hosph found in and has the power wit in suitable its own law of aflnit; manufacture the elixir inde large- Further on he says: onm food; of the matter is to sup] ueture we and in molecular form irigs. We nishes it in vegetables t to make supply deficiencies-th child, cure." Illful man- The natural conclusi a requires of Potash is the need first know brain andit you use food hen select it, you have brain fag more than not supplied. On the contrary, if estionable be rich in this elemnen tal Salts, life forces that whici med (Phos- brain-building. the total, Mind does not work .broken down by lack o A lpeaceful and evenl wa "Phos- sary to good digestior,. LOST FAITH IN WHITE MAN Eskimo Tested Efficacy of Telephone Scheme, and Realized He Had Been Deceived. An interesting story is told regard ing the efforts of an Eskimo to con struct a telephone line. The Eskimo came into possession of a piece of wire of considerable length and never hav ing seen wire before lie asked Profes sor McMillan of the Peary north pole expedition what it was and what it was for, lie was told that the white man strung it on poles stuck in the ground and a voice talking to an in strument at one end could be heard at the other end. After some search the next morning the Eskimo was found to be engaged in telephone construc tion work of his own. He stuck some sticks in the ground and hung his wire on them. Ile held one end of the wire to his mouth and talked to it at the top of his voice. Then he ran as fast as he could to the other end and held the wire to his ear with the expectation of hearing his own words repeated. When he failed to hear any sounds the expression on his face revealed his opinion of his white friend. KIDNEY CHILLS AND 19ACKACHE. If, when you get wet or take oold, it "settles on the kidneys" and there is a ativqry, chilly sensation in the back, it shows kidney weakness which h often the begin ning of serious dis ease. Doan's Kidney - PFills should be used - poraistently until the backmaehe and other symptomp disappear. C. V. Lmnmon, Fal mouth, Ky., says: "The doctors said ] had gravel, in fact, I passed a stone as large as a bean. I improved but my kidneys never re gained normal strength and durini cold weather, I endured intense suffer Ing from backache and urine passe profusely. During the last attack, I used Doan's Kidney Pills and the3 soon routed the complaint. I shal surely apieal to them if trouble again." Remember the name-Doan's. For sale by all dealers. 50 cents i box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N.Y Some Antique Mugs. The college collector of antiqcue: stopped off at Bacon Ridge. "Good day, sir," he said, addressing the postmaster. "I am collecting old fashioned articles and would like t< know if I could find anything like that in his hamlet. Say antique mugs, foi instance." Uncle Jason stroked his chin whis kers. "Antique mugs! By hek, I know the very place where thar be two of then nOw." "You do? Here's a good cigar. Now where can I find these antique mugs?' "Why, dowvn on Main street, in IHi ram Spruceby's shop. Grandad Wheat ley and Pap Simmons are in there getting shaved, and by hek, when 11 comes to antique mugs, I recker thars' be the oldest in the country stranger." Ambiguous. Obliging Shopmnan (to lady who has purchasedl a pound of butter)-Shall) send it for you, madam? Lady-No, thank you. It won't b< too heavy for me. Obliging Shopman-Oh, no, madam I'll make it as light as I possibly can.--Punch. There is still plenty of honey in the rock for a man who has the pa tience to keep on pegging away unti: he gets it. Some parents are a long while ir finding out that money in a boy's pocket will do him little good, unlesi he also has brains in his head. ray Fro and Potash 7a.44 per Worry, ani )1.07- interfere wil ;han one-half of Phos- digestive Ju fere with ti uts shows: Potassium soaha h join and make Phos- Therefore, )nsider-able more 'than has much tI rieral salts in the food, digestion. an authority on the Briain is1 fthe body, says: "The the principa in is controlled entirely and water, salt, Potassium Phos >tash). This salt unites Grape-Nut the addition of oxygen than one-hal the gray matter of the re is a trace of other A healthy matter in nerve flui'd, "do things" ate is the chief factor Amawl hin itself to attract, by bes man wh , allethings needed to b sat part of lie. to the Infini 'The beginning and end >ly the lackinggprincipl~e, Midd asks exactliy as nature fur- to act, and I ,fruits and grain, To a healthy br is is the only law of is used up fi Nature's o >n is that if Phosphate food which md mineral element in rebuilding mn which does not contain mecause its daily loss Is you eat food known to r p t, you place before the inature demands for well on a brain that is f' nourishment.,os y poised mind is neces- o /t DON'T NEGLECT YOUR EIDNEYS -RU TROUBL A RRII OF KID4 Hotel Cumberland New York' Broadway at 54th Street Near 50th St. Subway and 53rd St. Elevated Broadway cars trqM Grand Ceftral Depot pass the doo. S i N Nw and Firoprooll Strictly First-Ciase Rates Reasonable -it $2.50 With Oath NIM3MiM~ mand up Send for Booklet 10 Minutes Walk to 20 Theatres H. P. STIMSON Formerly with Hotel Imperial L100 too -R OL - i SETTING A HIGH STANDARD Child's idea of Goodness Set Forth in Perfect Faith, Without irreverence. All things are relative, and to the child, gazing at life and its wonders with eyes as yet undimmed by 'so phistication or a o p~ossible, not~jfi' ilt),Apeakable n oM) lng too-'acrcd to be discussed or to<, difilcult to be attempted. Not irrev erence nor iml)ertinenco, bnt inno cence prompts Much speeches as that recorded of the child of a popular journalist by his devotcd paternal grandmother. "Grandma," said the little boy, de lightedly addressing her-, "do you know what's going to happen? Papa says that if we're real, real good, he'll take us to the circus!" 'That's riice," smiled the young ihearted adult betweoen whom and the eagern youngling no -hInt of. age sepa ration nmars perfect comra'dship.."How good do we have tole" The embryo man, after a moment of silent consideraition: "Oh, as good as God, I guess!" Consistent. Doctor-You are considerably under weight, sir, What have you been do lng? Patient--Nothing. But I'm a retired& grocer, doc.-Puck,. It's easy to see the blessings of poverty through the eyes of a mil lionaire,' m It xiety, fear, hate, etc., etc., directly th or stop the flow of Ptyalln, the Ice of the mout'h, and also inter ine flow of the digestive juices of I pancreas, the mental stgte of the individual 3 do (more than suspected) with uado of Phosphate of Potash as I Mineral Salt,.added..to albumen i contain that element as more f of all its mineral salts. brain is important, if one would in this world. o sneers at "Mind" sneers attp ast understood part of himself. hich some folks believe links us Le. for a healthy brain upon which' lature has defined a 'way to make tin and renew it day by day as it fore work of the previous day. ray to rebuild is by the use of upplies the things required, Brain aterial is certainly found in =Nuts ''There's a Reason" urn Cereal Company, Ltd,, Battle Creek, Mich.