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oinmercval OL. 1. LAKE CHARLES, CALCASIEU PARISH, LA., SATURDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1881. NO. 16. PROFESSIONAL CAB I >8. AEttfEL A. FOITU.NET, Attorney at Law, Lake Charles, La., office Hirlv occupied l.v Louis Leveque, on rt IIouw Snare. TwSy*, IHSl.-Jr. BORGE II. tt'ELLP, Attorney at Law, Lake ('hark-*, Caleasieu Par lai. Practices in Calcasieu, Cauuer *n,l Vernon ]»arislies ; and in Orange Jefferson counties, Texas. iuly H, IH 8 L-O 1 U. A. Ci ALL A CG HER, Attorney at Law, will practiie in till« and mi lling j>ari sties, and tx'fore the Bnjireiuc - art, at Opelousas. ;>wi}i., 3, 1881 -ly. J. KEARNEY. District Attorney, „ 34th Judicial District, jiraidice* ill seixiral parishes of the Distrii-t. Jllice, in Lake Charles, at the Haskell -use. Wlice, in Leesburg, at his residence, ulv !), I881.-Jv. NOTICE ! LL persons wishing to have Dental •work done will uleuse call liefere the 1 off October, astwepeet to he absent, n professional tour, after that date. 5 Da. C. D. CHAIN, Dentist, like Charles, Oct. 1, 188], C. MINDAY. M. D~ goon. Fl!,v .sida« and ObstrtrieU«, 0NT1NCKS to practice his profes sion and can tie constilUsl at liis ig Store, ou Rvan street, at all hours, like Charles, La., July », 1881 .-ly. UAAiK XAIEKUt TONteKHIIAL ABTWl , yau Ht., Luke CliurleuI AIK Cutting, Shaving, Fhainpoon iug and Iluir Dyeing done in the üst styles. 'y »,' 1881 .-tf. -A1IAJJ 4 ) JilMEN JAMES IS LA lit. BRIEN & BLAIR, ; true tors aud Builder«, LAKE CHARLES, LA. ly SL 1 ««] ,-ly. ISOLER & VlbVKIML ;S HIP Jil'ä L II J X G AND BEFAJRIXG, ( 'ontractops, <&<*, n South Buuk of Ixike C'luiticx. cpt. 3. 18«'. 'uiTiitupß liejuiiped, A VINO permanently located in the town of Lake Charles, I am ]wi ld to repair all kinds of furnit ure, ut ~t notice, and on reasonable terms, iliankful for past patronage, I solicit it.iuuu.uce of the same. ' (iirnituiv revamishud at the house of owner. top on Kirby street, near Ryan, Tou ' building. ' C. II. BRICK, ug. PI, I881.-lv. I» C/Ï*'' joss is ly !— nos t oiu Mi'.i.K ! U8T I» TIME TO SAVE KONEV ! ' 1 (mi i i /mi nil tin right hum in lit*' I iUuw/m j' Oucsf and < b ivp Work! you waut any work done in the line ' Rooting, G uttering or n-pairiug, or jd assortment of his own niaymfac j»id Tinware, or any old stores lvpuir vou go to JOS. VoLTJjWt' Tin shop. ou Ryan street, between Hill and 1 streets, opposite F. A- tjallaugher's "deuce. Sign of the Big .Cufiue Pot. ulv », 1881 ,-ly. H C H E 1» f J I, 10 —ok this— TEAMER NETTIE. ROM and after July 1,1881, the Steam er Nettie will make regular trips be ui LakeCUuuies, West Lake Charles Bagdad, vl* : i hake Otaries for West Lake Rbarlee. ..... ti.lô .............i. u. .....31 ............. ..... IJJO ..........., f. y. ............ 5.15 ............f. a. heavee hake Charta* for Bagdad. ..... 8.yo ............ a. m. .....' 8 r. x. ee West hake Otaries for hake Otarie*. ..... ? <w y. ............ 11.45 .............'• x. ....... ----•. 1.45 ............i>. ■«. ............ 0 V. M. heave* Bagdad for hake Charta*. ............ y.45 .............1. .n. ..... 4-15 ............J'. 31. K. H. NK.'liOJJS, Master, ply Rt, 1881 ,-tf. lAiuih Type j itSSffy, 1 1 « & 11 7 FIru- st., nn.y.KU.s f# ix 4 h>g und j Writing I'urpirx, €vrd# utL<i fi/urd Bvnrd, Tag», fin »dope*, Prjwlihii Iwkh, Btvuiu'x, «hr. Vgratutne Cprds. Wetldiue Euvulouce, Wedding 1'ap'is, ,vc. J uly 4». 1881. New Orleans CBEiP CASH STORE. E. KAISER & CO., -DEALER« IN DRY GOODS, CLOTHING, BOOTS, 8HOK8, HATS, CAPS, CROCKERY ANI) TIN WARE. ALL KINDS OF STAPLE GROCERIES, We are also Agent« for the XeA Home Sewing Machine Wultluam '\V r afcche«. *dt'lu ordef to make room for our Fall Stock, ire will doxc out our Summer stock of goods at ten per cent, less than our former prices. ADM IS HNL 1 TIME ID «ELIRE H A IKi A I N K ! Coûte turd see for yourself! LAKE C II AULE H, LA. Aug. IS, i8«;.-4f. I HASKELL HOUSE, Bytui Strem, imite Charles, La' H AVING leased the above named House, Ipropose to run it in lirst elass style. The table will he kept .... I.......... .. _ . and no exertion will be considered too great, to render guests isMufortuble. THOS. R. REYNOLDS, aug AI, '81 .-tt. Iaisspe. LAKE HOUSE, Opposite the Court House, I jike Chajtie«, La., fjvery, Frei «takle ««4 Ssmgk Hoorn. Bar Room and Billiard Saloon Attached. G RBEN HALE, Sept. IS, 'Hi, Proprietor. KIÄG 8 RWJ AI RAXT, Hyaa Hl-, Inte I.'harles, tt.lBAIirt«! all hours, ami emdotaegs 1 Jlf tua.v rest asstued that their aime- ! tites will lie satiated, dull », 1X81.-iv. M. J. ROSTEET, DEALEE IN 13 II Y GOODS CLOTHING, BOOTS ANI) SHOES, HATS AND CAPS. GROCERIES, -AND GENERAL MERCIIAOiDISE Luke Cliui'leM, 1. 11 . July », 1881.-ly. H. J). NIX, GENERAL DEALER, Ferj-y, Ciilcnsicii Hlvur, 1st, I HAVE constantly 011 hand a large and varied assortment of {staple and fancy jut y GOODE, AND READY■ At A DE CLOTHING. My stock of Boots, Wljoes and HuU, is not excel led by any in the country. My stock of Groceries is as complete us can he, and being replenished weekly. From my tongexiierfem e in nien fian dismg ill this parish, i feel confident of lieing able to satisfy all who will do me the favor to give me a call. First class, hand made CYPRESS SHINGLES, uiways on hand, iu any quantities. Frouipt and assiduous attention to the F F II H V , day uud night. I am specially prepared for erossing droves of horses and cattle, and for taking care of them, having just completed a LARGE PABTUHE, I which are plenty of grass, water am! shade. Highest Market price paid tor Cotton, Wool und Hides. Give we a call. ' It. D. NIX. A ll«. 13, I88i .-)}•■ i ; j , Wouldn't Marry a Mechaaic. A young man commenced visit ing a young woman, and appeared to be well pleased. One evening he called when it was quite late which led the young lady to in quire where he had been. "I had to work to-night," "What! do you have to work for a living!" she inquired iu astonish ment. "Certainly," replied the young man, "I am a mechanic." "I dislike the name of a mechan ic," and she turned up her pretty nose. This was the last time the young man visited the young lady. He is now a wealthy man and has one of the best women iu the country for a wife. The young lady wfio disliked the name of a mechanic is now the wife of a miserable fool—a regular vagrant about grog-shops, and the soft, verdaut, silly, miserable girl is obliged to take in washing iu or der to support herself and children. You dislike the name of mechan ic, eh! You, whose brothers are but well dressed loafers. We pity any girl who is so ver dant, so soft, as to think less of a young man for being a mechanic one of God's noblemen—the most dignified and honorable personage of Heaven's creatures. Beware, young ladies how you treat young men who work for a living, for you may one of these days he menial to oue of them. Far better to discharge the well fed pauper, with all his rings, jew elry, braseuess and pomposity, and take to your affection the cul ious-hauded, industrious mechanic Thousands have bitterly repent ed tlicir folly who have turned their backs on honest industry. A few years have taught them a severe lesson. Stop My Paper. [Tojick u Comn 1011 weal I h.] We occasionally meet a man in this world who is ouder the im pression that if he "stop his paper" he will thus "get even" with the editor for some supposed injury— maybe it is only a gentle request for subscriptions past due. Borne business men, or rather men iu business, are laboring under the same apparition. Why, don't these blissful fellows kuow that when a man "cuts" his paper it causes 110 commotion with the editor! He is used. to it. It is only a proof that his paper is ap preciated. Aside from that au editor is very like au ordinary man. He eats, he I drinks, he wears clothes (when he can get them—they may not be the tiaest, but he wears them all the same,) he wears a hat, he eats veg etables, eats meat, and all "indeli cacies" of the season (sometimes eats crow.) No, the editor does uot go bare footed [unless he has to.] Para doxically speaking, he is a man like any other man ; has feelings like a man, likes his friends as any other mau, and as a rule is not less charitable than other men. Now, "stop my paper" mau, don't thiuk to hurt our feelings by pay ing and quitiug. This is a very large world, trieud, and there are some very large people iu it. If we discover that we can't get along without you, why theu we will sell out and quit the business. A little girl, three years old Hv iugiu Des Moines county, accom panied her mother and grandmoth er to church. The child was left with the grandmother white tire i mother went to the communion ta ; We, and haviug watched with some j interest the administration of the bread and wine, she attempted to follow the mother. Being detained she cried out: "I want some of that beep to 0!" The consternation of , the friends may tie imagined. Who Killed Stonewall Jackson! [ReidiiviUe (N. C.) Times.] Dr. D. W. Busick. of this county, who since the war has been regis ter of deeds, was one of the sol diers that started with the litter that bore Gen. Jackson off the Held that fearful night at Chancellors ville. As an historical incideut, from so worthy a source, Dr. Bu sick's version of the affair is worth giving. He says that Jackson was not shot by our own men. He was lying that night by the road down which the Yankees were sweeping with canister and min me, Geu. Jackson crossed the road and was shot. His aid called ont and Bu sick was one of the men that ran to him. He carried the corner of the litter as they went through the woods, where the men were lying so thick that he stepped on a .fan's leg, and the fellow, pulling his leg away, tripped him up, ana he fell another soldier springing up and taking his place at the litter. They evidently thought him shot, and history so has it that one of the men at the litter was shot down. But uot so. Dr. Busick was not that man. In his opinion that Jackson was not shot by his owu men he is borne out by many other old soldiers who were pres ent. Mr. Robertson, near Pelham, in Caswell county, was lying on the road and had liis gun-barrel bent by a shot from the same charge that swept the road just about the time that Jackson was killed. He sprang into the woods. Leuldu't KeallyM'ait for the Hanging. "What's all this crowd around for!" asked Mr. Melver, of Texas, when the captain of the regula tors caught up with him. "They've come to see the hang ing," said the captaiii; "man going to be hung iu a minute; better wait and see it. "'Fraid wout't have time," said Mr. Melver, walking sideways and keeping his hands down. "Got a horse out here in the brush I waut to look after: 'fraid she's got a spaviu cornin'." "That's it," the captain said. Lit tle sorrel mare, with blase face and two white feet—my mare and you're the man. Guess you had better stay for the hanging. "Can't," said Mr. Kelver, "I've got to go to the shootin'." 80 saying, he got his haud 011 his gun, tilled a couple "of regula tors full of holes, and, with the sardonic laugh of a man who was disappointed because he couldu't stay "to the bangin'," he disappear ed iu the brush to look after that spavin. Mho is Man sud M here is lie. Man that is married to woman is of many days and full of trpuble. Iu the morning lie draws his salary aud in the evening behold it is all gone. It is a tale that is told, it vanislieth and no one knows whith er it goeth. He riseth up clothed in the chilly garments of the uight and aeeketh tiie somnolent pare goric wherewith to heal the colicky bowels of his infant offspring. He mitateth the horse or ox aud draweth the chariot of his poster ity. He speudeth his shekels iu the purchase of tine linen and pur ple to cover the bosom of his fam ily, yet he himself is seen at the gates of tiie city with one suspend er. He -cometh forth for a flower aud is cut down. There is hope of a tree when it is cut down that the tender shoots thereof will sprout again, but mau goeth to his home, aud what is he then! Yes, he is altogether wretched. a At the conclusion of a sermon somewhere in Iowa, the preacher requested some one to pass around the hat and "take up a collect jou." A youug mau, a st ranger iu the place, jumped up and commenced "circulating the bat" in such a way as to finish the job at the door aud pass out with the proceeds. The preacher-, eying him as he went out, observed: "if that young mau runs away with that money lie'll In damned." A doaeon sittingb,v the j window, seeing him make off down I the street, responded: "And if he! hasn't run away with the money I I'll he damped !" 1 The Yankee and the DrngglsL "Be you the drnggerf" "Weü, I s'pose so; I sell drugs." "Wall, hev yon got auy of this here sceutin' stuff the gala pat on their hankechersf' "Oh, yes," replied the druggist. "Wall, our Sal's gwine to be mar ried, and she gin me a quarter and told me to invest the hull 'mount in scentin' stuff, so's to make her sweet, if I could flud some to suit; , f , miud Vn ju8t 81IM)11 1 ' "J" 0 " round." The Yankee smelled round with out being suited, until the "drug ger" got tired of him, aud taking down a bottle of hartshorn, said: "I've got a bottle of scentiu' stuff that will suit you. A single drop ou a handkerchief will stay for v ecks, and you oan't wash it out, but to get the strength of it, you must take a good big smell." "Is that so, mister! Wall, just hold on a minute till I get breath; and when I say ueow, you put it uuder my smeller." The hartshoru, of course, knock ed the Yankee down. Do you sup pose he got up aud smelt again! Not he; but rolling up his sleeves, he said: "You made me smell that ever lastin' stuff, mister, and now I'll make you smell my fist. I» This Tbuk.—A woman will take the smallest drawer iu a bureau for her own private use, and will store in it dainty frag ments of ribbon, aud scraps of lace, foamy ruffles, velvet things for the neck, buudels of old love letters, pieces of jewelry, fauey handker chiefs, things that no man knows the name of, all sorts of fresh look ing, bright little articles that you couldn't catalogue in a column' and at auy time she eau go to that drawer aud pick up any oue of them she wants without disturb ing anything else. Whereas, a man, having the biggest, deepest and widest drawer assigued to him, will put into it a couple pairs of socks, a collar box, an old necktie, a pipe, two handkerchiefs and a pair of braces and to aave his life he oan't shut the drawer with out leaving more ends of things sticking out than there are things in it. We sometimes hear it sueerlngly said: That man's father was a boot black: or that lady's mother was a washerwoman. The sneer«, of course, are directed against those who are trying to make sqme figure in the world. Would it uot be well for us all to put ou the robes of humility! The ancestry of the whole human family were only savages. The ancestry beginning of every oue of us was hardly worth brag ging about, aud what is worse, we greatly fear, that our posterity a thousand years from uow will bo heartily ashamed of us.—[Dr. Foot's Health Monthly. ----- A person may talk about reli gion, iu strongest tenus, may make a loud profession, Jjut if his life corresponds uot with it, it will umouut to uothiug. No matter how mau talks, it is his actiou, his life, that tells for good nr for evil. He cannot deceive the keeu-oyed world talk he ever so smoothly, they will estimate him at about his right value. Talk is oue thing, actions arc another.—[Exchange, A certain Judge was puce obliged to sleep with an Irishman iu a crowded hotel, when the fol lowing conversation took place: "Fat, yon would have remaiued a long time iu the o!4 country before you would have slept with a J udge, would you not!" Yes, yer houor," said Fat, "and I thiuk your honor would have been a long time in the old country before ye'd be a judge, too." ------------------ » He wh u would acquire lame must not show himself afraid pfecusura.