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toup Cit) Northwestern i. W BURLEIGH. Publisher. LCUP CiTV - • - NEBRASKA GttANOSON OF frf.NCE MURAT Dctce-id-'M cf F.~r?vi Soldier la a 'ift iert of Jeffe-san County, Flor da. The-, "ie* tn j,-(r. -in county. Florid a Kent - roan wtn> has in his 'etns ihi blmil of two cf the (treat fan • * of modern history. M-i is ••core** A Mile Murat, grandson of FW-d Marshal Joachim Murat. who ■■ffW CmUae. abater of the great Naj«ami afterward reigned for a ale rt time o»er the kingdom o? Naples. After the great crash of the Bonaparte dynasties, prince Napoleon ArLIUe Moral, son of Caroline Bona pnrte sought to mend his fortunes In the new world lie vent to Florida and took posse* -ion of some lands un der a Spanish grant. In is;ti he mar ried Miss Catherine Willis Grey, a I grandniece of Washington ) This tepbenr of the great Napoleon Mas « prime favorite in Florida. He was f of only a f ; I s:Dn mail and a * < • - -M ral.-i-r of fruits ard veget ■b’c* but he raw a social elevation to the scattered p- p<:!atlon of the Ft: ifc»uia in ti •• first hall of the nir.e t»- r.,'i • ,r> lie was a man of let t«:« a 1 i • * i.f | :i descriptions of I ' '•» s-* • -i’ • .av I* ■ found In the Fr* • ; ;r ai» and magmiinea of his day !r . of Tt.**e Magazines he *• ■, v.i ,-tk* to I.:- august c. *ra. th. '1 re,.y:ai:.g ot r I-.-Tie.* as N ■ li " * cor e to Hor la to *’ • 1 i be cites a description of tie : f b:j»acs* he w mid pre lan for 1.. majesty. The prince had several thiiciea. ou!> the young- st of 'arhich, tew a luaa ■ • M it/ 7". .» 1 iv tag Ti.e Jim*- v !.i«-h the present Prince Murat arc : . • though he dropped his tiCa }«_;» ag-»( 1* the one built by bis talk* r afl« r the expansive French j tnila style it is full cf historical j r* 1 • ». «,»*»;■ e old silver, bric-a-brac and tat-e»trt~s Its owner is one of the tost charming and hospitable gr-fctieti.cn of the old school. World Met sc Very Bad. "That bad t.< »* travel* fast Is- ail old •anti, a ad 1b th- present time of electric eosnn unicat ion by land and •ea. we s-t plenty of bad tevt every murxur* Tli- fart that we ta-ar of so attt) ftte;r» and mi doings In every Sian of the world, far more than were '»port « a qu rvr cutuiy ago, prob ab!y *rr>K,B‘ • for a snare of ;be down bnn-4«o» U. t- « - to kuman na tar* , vklrk o; ;»r« ..-••» *o many of us at tin.-* I:at th- fa-t remain* that tb misdoing.- of a g t notice in the l'»t a;-:* i. . .. . e the) hate some ylctur*-t.<iue or inter--.tins quality which obtrude . above th- level of nor mal bu:; an life, if r« - alar and decent Hv ing dKi'.iil -vet beri me ••news” we ail should Indeed le tit a very bad may Hence. It looks as though wa Might to realize that the world Is ao worse than It used to be. but that we know more about It. and If we are forewarned we should be the better equipped for defending ourselves and helping oar neighbor. Plea for the Itneflination. Jut; as If every living being must have sou! and body, so must man have rwo points of view; that which helps Mm to see after worldly affairs and that which makes him realize that there is something beyond In tra.iorr the rhl.d's Imagination there Is danger. It U that he may develop a contempt for the practical; bat one should be a help to the oth-r. A man who l» always in th- clouds Is s muse erf Irrttafi « to his neighbor; hu: on- v h • rut .o' ud there will be a cult and * fre-'i-g companion. A man who sees Mont Itlanc for the lest time . r.u woajer* * hi-.t is going jn on Or- f. • a< b :.*• it a |*«-r?ot! to i* |rftl—«1. t • th- one who makes hl» friend b t.l. train because he Is teeinrtas ti « ... th i—au’iful or for lets to bring ih*- ring to church be cause he is so t. urh In love, is every hit as tiresome as the other. P.cst Hcsp>tal In New World ft Is sa d that the first hospital ever bub' In America was erected by the Spaniard Cortez in the City of Mexico ta lilt It was endowed out of the irons.* obtained from the properties »inferred os hint by the Spanish own ? ,r 11* service* In the conquest rf S»t o Tl;e endowment v as so ar ranged that it still exists and is paid • t th- preset:! day A supervisor is named 'by the lineal descendant of Vortex at present. la '1 *. 1 >• wo".tn cr c’ipled po a nr* ard phy .clans, and In their car- were alt esses of ob stetrics :.ud w. .•!« n's diseases Con shfe.-abV am known by the Indians if medicine Tt. • Mcxi au hospital is a Cne bt. i« lag. with arcades and courty;.'d 1: i? interesting land mark it> tb* !_• rt ry >rf hospital cos struct ion ■*-J administration * Medi cal Record. Pretutwatien Reseated. “I see JL.ry have d*:iij'd what •L.tk) U." wait! Meunderit r Mike. “Y**.“ ss »• red Plodding Pete: 'and !» ■ a j*ithtT id tJ.o '- cases where theoretical kaoil <Uc u u itself up as *.«!«* r.nr u our practical experience.” -• Waahiegtoa Star. Protected. “Why d. n't yoii hare your daugh ter a f'tr« tri. Red? 8b’ has a voice at flu- tit.ere" “Yea. tat I'm for forest conserva don K JItJU CUf Tiices. The Oely Way. a . toasted lie 8t .neier "And 1 * did ;< u work It?" we Mked “Well. | ».:• ! foai.- wealthy rela Uvea.’ Just LI-t a Man. The i ride (front Chicago)—“This la »ay thirl bridal tour” The Jrtx*B—-Well, dear, I lope that it .Ul be your last.” The Bride Ib'rrrtltig iato t* at — ■TCou pdfisfc thing! ARMOUR ON THE HIGH PRICES “The exodus from the farm to the city and the natural law of a supply that has not kept pace with demand are to blame for the increased cost of living which recently has caused such a furore in the United States as well as other coun tries,” says J. Ogden Armour, president of Ar mour & Co., packers, and owner of the Armour Grain Company. Strange as It may seem, Mr. Armour says he welcomes the boycott that has been declared against meat in many parts of the country. “I welcome such a movement,” he is quoted as saying, “because I think it may make for lower prices. 1 want to see lower prices.” Mr. Armour said he believed increased produc tion is the only remedy for the existing high prices and when asked what he considered a practical way of obtaining it replied: “James J. Hill has been making some practical suggestions along that line. The people.must go back to the farms and farms must be made more productive. M< cements which, like and congresses, have for their object to lead p< pie from the cities to the (arms, are economically more important than anything else just now. "Whether by irrigation, reclamation, fertilization or colonization, the pro duction of grait: am! live stock must be increased. Few of the thousands of foreigners who immigrate to he T'ni ed States eaeli year settle on the farms. The\ crowd t) ■ cities, increasing the deniands cn production, while adding nothing to it. Statistics show that.” Ti ■ ef i ct tf the gri at volume of business of the Chicago packing houses. Mr Armour said, was to reduce prices through their profitable disposal of by-products which formerly went to waste. "Tin situation as regards the cost of living has become serious in this •r.’rv i TTreim iy serious.” said the head of the great packing industry. “The prict - of food stuffs have climbed upward until they have passed all reason able bounds. The cause is not difiic lit to find and it is most important that • should be remedied. The explanation is simply that the consumption of 1 n the Vo ted States lias overtaken production. The result has been inevitable: prices have gone up. "The present market for live stock is not the sort the packers would boose Armour & Co. would much prefer to buy cheaper and sell cheaper. The volume of our business would then be greater. Granted that the profit n the turn over of our capital would remain the same, our profits would be in endingly greater if prices to the consumer were lower and the volume it consumption heavier. “Moreover, with lower prices the amount of capital tied up in our busi ness would be less than now.” LANDIS IN CALCIUM RAYS Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis, of the Unit ed Slates district court at Chicago has gotten back intc the limelight with a great splash. The calcium rays are on the judge as strong as they were the day the news flashed to the world that he had fined the Standard Oil Company $29,240, 000. It's the beef trust this time that gives the fearless jurist a chance to bask in the limelight and before the matter is settled the rays promise to cover other well-known persons. Judge Landis is only 44 years (Old and when he put the staggering fine on the books against the “daddy of trusts” some said it was the im petuosi^ of youth. Anyway, the court of appeals didn't take kindly to the fine and Rockefeller didn't have to dig down in his pocket to pay it. Several days ago a grand jury was impaneled In < hi* ago. Everything went along smoothly and the alert reporters gath er*1.: in the court room didn't have material for a scare until during the course of his instructions Judge Landis paused and said: Having in mind the duty of the district attorney, I notified that officer that on your assembling here to-day the court would direct your attention to the subject to w hich I have heretofore specifically referred. It i^ a source of profound regret that two days thereafter there began widespread news paper publication of matter purporting to come from Washington and ex pressing the intention and determination of certain government functionaries there as to this proceeding, and alleging, in that connection, their purpose with respect to certain individuals residing in this district. "Without assuming here officially that there is anything behind these publications except journalistic enterprise, I caution you to pay no attention whatever to them, as it will be your duty to conscientiously refrain from making any disc.osure of matters transpiring in your jury room.” The virtual :harge that the president of the United States was purloin ing bis thunder immediately turned the rays on the judge and caused conster nate,n in Washington. Explanations have since been made, but they don't, seem 10 explain and Judge Landis is going ahead with the probe. It is said he w ill appoint a special attorney, as he has power to do, if the “certain gov eminent f metionaries ’ w hether this includes the president is not known_ are not good EGAN PRAISEES THE DANES I*r M rurice Francis Egan. American minister to Denmark, who will return in a few days to his post at Copenhagen after a 60-day leave of ab sence. says the Danes are “from Missouri” now. They ha-’e joined the “show me” class since their experience with Dr. Frederick W. Cook. Dr. Egan has been Cnited States minister to Denmark since 1907 and is nationally known among Unman Catholics as a writer and teacher. Before his appointment to Denmark he was pro fessor of the English language and literature at the Catholic University of America and had been professor of the same subjects at Notre Dame university. Dr. Egan was born in Philadelphia May 24. 1852 He was educated at LaSalle col lege and Georgetown college and in early life engaged in the work of editing various Catholic pub! cations of the country. He has written and edited a large number of books. "Of course when Dr. Cook came to Copenhagen and told us that he had br - n as far as the pole we all believed him.” said Dr. Egan. "Everybody be lieved him. But the Danes especially were enthusiastic, not only because O worship learning and are intensely interested in polar research, but also lx a use they lo\ Americans and all things American. «a« coi ■■ amt false general impression. Cook was not given any rati D by thi king of Denmark He has no decoration from the king at all. He was given the gold medal of the Geographical society and the hon orary doctorate A philosophy of the University of Copenhagen, but nothing else. “Cook, in the fire of the hottest cross-examination ever given to any man, was as cool and placid as he possibly could be. ’ ■ Heretofore nobody ever has even thought of doubting the word of an explore!. But from now on it wil be different. When a man comes to Denmark with a story of having discovered something he will be asked fer lus proofs. Of course, in the case of an old traveler like Pearv people will believe him.” NAVY ROW OVER THIS GIRL United States naval circles are all stirred up by a row which was caused by the photograph of a pretty girl. The young woman is Miss Dorothy Hesler of Evanston. III., and it seems that she is the innocent cause of the trouble. "She has gone to Boston, where she intends to testify in behalf of I avmaster George P. Ault and Assistant Sur geon Ansey H. Robnett, who are to be court martialed. They are charged with disrespect to a superior officer, assumption of authority, false hood. insult and conduct unbecoming officers and gentlemen. Dr. Edward Cowles of Back Bay, Mass., makes the charges. Miss Hesler. who, report says, is the affianced bride of Dr. Robnett, thus explains the affair: “I was the innocent cause of the trouble. The unwelcome attentions of Dr. Cowles caused the trouble. I went to Boston last November to visit my uncle and I met Dr. Cowles. Once after he had left I discovered that my picture was gone. I wrote him a note asking him to return it, but I received no answer. I called him up on the telephone and he said he would return it as soon as he found it, as be had misplaced it. "On the night of the dance at the home of Dr. Howard E. Ames, which was the twenty-seventh, he made a remark about the picture. Two of my father’s friends took exception and demanded an apology. That is how this disgraceful thing started.” Miss Hesler is a daughter of the late Dr. F. A. Hesler, who died whil* in the service in the Philippines She is popular in Evanston society. Dr. Cowles is a relative of Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt COOPER’S SALES ARE ENORMOUS HIS PREPARATIONS LEADING TOPIC IN OMAHA—CALLERS AT YOUNG MAN’S HEADQUAR TERS INTERVIEWED. Omaha, Neb., Feb. 9.—The most interesting feature of the enormous sale cf the Cooper preparations, now going on in this city, is what the med icines are actually accomplishing among the people of Omaha. At the commencement of his visit here Mr. Cooper prophesied that dur ing the later part of his stay he would receive hundreds of callers daily who came simply to thunk him for what the preparations had done. He also stated that stomach trouble is the foundation for a great many diseases and that his New Discovery, as it is called, would prove very effective in all cases of rheumatism simply by getting the stomach in working order. That this prophecy has been fulfilled cannot be doubted after a half-hour spent at the young man's headquar ters listening to what his callers have to say. A reporter, who watched to ascer tain, if possible, some light on the reasons for the immensity of Coop er's success, interviewed about twenty of his callers yesterday afternoon. The statements made by those seen indi cate that physicians who claim that Cooper is merely a passimj fad, have not looked into the facts. Some of these statements were as follows: W. J. Grant, a popular cigar dealer at 508 South Sixteenth street, upon being questioned, said: “After a most remarkable experience with the Cooper remedies, I cannot refrain from saying that anyone who is suffering in any way from stomach trouble, and who does not give this Cooper medicine a trial, is passing up a golden opportu i nity for restoration to good health. "For three years I was troubled with my stomach, and what little I did eat gave me distress. Nothing tasted right. I felt weak and bad near ly all the time. I was nervous and allowed matters of small importance to worry me. I treated with two differ ent physicians, but received no benefit. I had about reached the conclusion that medical science had not vet pro duced anything that would help me. “However, a number of friends urged me to try Cooper's New Dis covery, and they were so persistent that I finally took new hope and got a bottle of the Cooper medicine. After I had begun to take it I wondered why I had not taken it long ago. Its effect was marvelous—brought me right out. I regained my appetite, took on new strength— in fact, began to feel like a different man altogether. I would not have believed there was a medicine on earth that could do so much in so short a time. I have good reason to be grateful for what Coop er’s New Discovery has done for me, and cannot praise it too highly.” The statement of Mr. William Ken nedy, advertising manager of the Ben nett Company, at Sixteenth and Harney streets, was as follows: "Dong and tedious hours of hard work, and continuous confinement in a stuffy office tended to put my stom ach in a condition that has for many months made my life miserable. There is no need of my going into detail, for anyone who has ever had stomach trouble knows the suffering to be en dured. I became weakened and run down, and life began to be a drag. "A personal friend persuaded me to give the Cooper medicine a trial. I procured a bottle of the New Discovery preparation and began taking it. Re lief came quickly, and in a short time I was feeling like a newT man. I de veloped a splendid appetite, could eat anything I wanted with no ill effects, and it all tasted good. My strength returned and once more work became a pleasure. "I have taken four bottles, and shall continue its use until I am fully recovered, which I am confident will not take long. This is a remarkable preparation for any one who is ‘all in’ as a result of close confinement and overwork. I earnestly recom mend it to anyone in this condition.” Other statements taken from those who had previously used the medi cines seem to prove that Cooper's success throughout the country is gen uine. Educational Campaign Effective. In the states of the United States in which the mos,: preventive anti-tuber eulosls work ha? been done the per centage of public funds spent is the highest, while in states where little or no effort‘has been made to prevent tu berculosis. and the treatment of the disease alone has b^en considered, the percentage of public expenditures is very low. For instance, of the $1,600, 000 spent in Xew York in 1900, near ly 60 per cent, was from state and city funds. In Massachusetts nearly two thirds was from public money; in Maryland about one-half, and in Penn sylvania three-fourths. In Colorado, on the other hand, less than one per4 cent, was from public money; in Cal ifornia about 15 per cent., and in Ari . zona none at all. These facts indi cate, the national association declares, that wherever an aggressive educa tional campaign has been carried on ! by private organizations, states and i cities have been induced to make lib | eral appropriations for the prevention | of tuberculosis. Young America. The K.'s lived in the country, kept chickens and lived the simple life. One of their daily diversions ^as to sit on the front veranda and witch the sunset and Roberta, aged four, sat and watched with them, but it was a rather tedious as well as solemn occa sion for her and one day, after watch ing in silence for quite a while, an explanation of the whole thing sud denly dawned upon her and with the delighted enthusiasm of a discoverer she exclaimed: "Oh. mamma, I know now why it takes the sun so long to set It has to hatch out so many little stars!”—Los Angeles Times. Rough on “Rats.” “How do you like the way she does her hair?” ‘‘I think she mistreats it shame fully.’' For Evening Wear By Julia Bottomley. TIE new coiffures have proved the ■ inspiration of numerous new dec-1 orations fitted to the arrange-1 ment of the hair in smooth masses. Large jeweled pins of shell have prov en the most attractive for evening wear. After their adoption comes the problem of keeping a hat on. or keep ing it properly adjusted after it is on. This has brought the evening hat hav 1 ing a bridle under the chin or hair i straight to the fore. For the bridle is extremely becoming to youthful i SUITED FOR THE AFTERNOON Visiting Dress That Would Make Up to Perfection in Satin and Spotted Voile. This is elegantly carried out in satin and spotted voile. The tight fitting princess part is covered in satin arranged in folds; at the back a wide box-plait is formed, and taken to foot; this joins the deep hand of j satin that is sewn to the voile; the upper edge of which is gathered to ! the princess. Piece lace forms the ^ yoke, which has folds of satin taken over the shoulders at the sides; these are caught down by rosette; a strip Shawls Coming Back. It is probable that the beautiful old . crepe shawls of thick white, gold or rose silk which were shipped from j Canton in the days of our great grandmothers will soon be unpacked from the paper wrappings in which they have lain so long. These finely embroidered squares. | with their handsome knotted fringes sometimes half a yard long, are being I used in Paris for the new swathed I gowns and loose draperies. The once necessary Paisley shawl. I or that of Indian make, beloved of ' Queen Victoria and so often given by her as a wedding gift, is not likely i to share the popularity of the silken square. Its make is much too thick and heavy and the coloring does not lend itself to the present mode. The pitfalls of artistic dressing are many, and because one mode of a period is useful it does not follow that others are really acceptable. Widowhood in China. According to the laws of good so ciety in China, young widows should not remarry. Widowhood is, therefore, held in highest esteem, and the oldei the widow grows the more agreeable her position becomes. Should she reach fifty years she may, by apply ing to the emperor, get a sum of mon ey with which to buy a tablet, on which her virtues are inscribed. Th( tablet is then placed over the door at the principal entrance of her house. Women at Thirty. Women begin to he socially toler able at 30. and improve until the deep ening of their consciousness is checked by the decay of their facul ties. But they begin to be pretty much earlier than 30, and are indeed sometimes at their best in that re spect long before their chattering is, apart from the illusions of sex, to be preferred in serious moments to the silent sympathy of an intelligent pet animal.—Shaw. A new stock and jabot combined is made of soft silk and lace trimmed net, with jets as a trimming. The stock comes In a variety of the new colors. Jet nailheads trim the lattict work of the front of the stock and je beads are used in decorating the silk balls which dangle over the jabot. | of insertion is carried across the ( faces, aniM useful in fastening the large pictVcsque and beautiful hats which are worn for evening. Hoods of chiffon are preferred to hats on all those occasions when the head needs simply to be protected when one is on the way. “These are supported by a wire bonnet frame, such as is used for making children's bonnets. This is covered with chiffon stretched on plain, and forms a foun daticn for the shirrings and ruffles which are so lavishly and Huffily sup ported by it. Ami altogether this sen sible little affair for evening wear is as light as an equal bulk of down, and as soft and protecting as a caress. The new devices for fastening on hats help out immensely where a hat must be worn. They have no other name than hat-fasteners. They fas ten the hat more securely than pins, and are steel hair pins in reality, fastened in the head size of the hat by a patent pin. A barb or small dia mond-shaped finish at the points pre vents them from slipping out. As nothing in the world can so finish and give character to a costume as an elegant hat, this device for keeping hats in place is a boon to the wearers of picturesque millinery. Resides they save “jabbing" the hat by the ordin ary pin point repeatedly, which dis figures and ultimately wears out the fabric of which it is made. There are innumerable pretty little coiffure decorations, which are worn with the new coiffure, but there are a long story in themselves. They are wonderful in helping out and adding to the finish of the toilette, front. The upper edge of band of satin at foot is scalloped; a lace ap plique is sewn at the point of each scallop. Hat of soft felt trimmed with os trich feathers. Materials required: Four yards satin 42 inches wide, three yards voile, one and one-half yards lace, one dozen ap pliques. Decollete Gown Finish. Or.e of the prettiest ideas in a finish for the top of a decollete gown is n narrow band of fur sewed to the edge of the bodice and outlining a full tucker of tulle. The style Will be gen erally becoming and is appropriate for gowns developed from every kind o: fabric, from chiffon to chiffon cloth, and may be adopted by either maid or matron with equally good results. A simple flat band of passementerie is a dainty finish to the top of some of the girlish looking frocks in net, messaline or marquisette. Pins for Hats. Among the brilliant assortment of hat pins that come in sets for the fur turban are those which have for heads the tiny faces of foxes. These are attached to a long steel pin and they are quite attractive on any heavy hat that is of fur or trimmed with fur. THE W0NDER3ERRY OR SUNBERRY Has Proved a Great Success—Thou sands Say It’s the Best Thing They Ever Grew. The Wonderberry or Sunberry, the marvelous garden fruit originated by Luther Burbank, and introduced by John Lewis Childs, the well-known Seedsman of Floral Park, N. Y., has proved a great success all over the country. Thousands of people say it is the best thing they ever grew. Mr. John Burroughs, the wrell-known author. Naturalist and bosom-friend of Theodore Roosevelt, says it is the most delicious pie berry he ever tasted, and a marvelous cropper. A Director of the New York Agricul tural Experiment Station says it fruits abundantly even in pure sand. In the short season of North-western Canada it is a godsend, and fruits long after frost has killed most garden truck. D. S. Hall, Wichita, Kan., says thirty people grew it there last season with perfect satisfaction. K. S. Enochs, Hanunond, La., says It yields $250 worth of fruit per acre with him. Mrs. J. II. Powers, 4732 Kenwood avenue, Chicago, raised enough berries on a space 4x10 feet to supply herself and friends. J. P. Swallow, Kenton. Ohio, says its equal for all purposes does not exist. Rev. H. B. Sheldon, Pacific Grove, Cal., says he likes the berries served in any and every way. W. T. Davis, Enon, Va., says it is true to description in every way, and fruits in three months from seed. Judge Morrow, of U. S. Circuit Court, says the Wonderberry is simply delicious raw or cooked. Mr. Childs exhibited one plant five months old bearing 10,375 berries which measured about eight quarts. Mrs. Hattie Vincent, Hayden, New Mexico, says it stands the long, hard droughts of that climate and fruits abundantly all summer. It is certainly the most satisfactory gardc-n fruit and the greatest Novelty ever introduced. A ROYAL SPENDER L'ncle (to Marjorie, who has mar ried a millionaire)—I really think you'd be happier if you had married a man who had less money. Marjorie—He will have less after a lew years with me. RAW ECZEMA ON HANDS “I had eczema on my hands for ten years. I had three good doctors but none of them did any good. I then used one box of Cuticura Ointment and three bottles of Cuticura Resolvent and was completely cured. My hands were raw all over, inside and out, and the eczema was spreading all over my body and limbs. Before I had used one bottle, together with the Cuticura Ointment, my sores were nearly healed over, and by the time I had used the third bottle, I was entirely well. To any one who has any skin or blood disease I would honestly ad vise them to fool with nothing else, but to get Cuticura and get well. My hands have never given me the least bit of trouble up to now. "My daughter’s hands this summer became perfectly raw with eczema. She could get nothing that would do them any good until she tried Cuti cura. She used Cuticura Resolvent and Cuticura Ointment and in two weeks they were entirely cured. I have used Cuticura for other members of my family and it always proved suc cessful. Mrs. M. E. Falin, Speers Ferry, Va„ Oct 19. 1909.” In Bad Shape. The Missus—Jim, you've been drink ing again! The Mister—Mabel, m' dear, I can not tell a lie—I— The Missus—Goodness! Then you must be worse than I thought. Go to bed in the other room. Free to Our Readers. Write Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chica go, for 4vpage illustrated Eye Book Eree. ! Write all about Your Eye Trouble and they will advise as to the Proper Appli cation of tlie Murine Eye Remedies in ! Your Special Case. Your Druggist will tell you that Murine R. Moves Sore Eyes. Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn’t Smart, ! Soothes Eye Bain, and sells for 50c. Try t It in Your Eyes and in Baby’s Eyes fur Seaiy Eyelids and Granulation. Their Status. "Are they happy?” “Happy? Xo, they're rich.”—St. j Louis Post-Dispatch. rtI.ES CFRED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS PA7.0 OlJiTSl KNT i s guaranteed to cu-e ariv <■««« of Itching. Blind. Bi.•citing nr Pr- truiiing pflea in EtoUilaysormuney refunded. Mi. The decollette gown demonstrates that when a woman is in the swim she wants to wear as few clothes as pos sible. WFIEN YOl’R .JOINTS ARE STIFF end muscles sore 1 rum cold, rheumatism or neural *ia: when you slip, strain or bruise yourself use Ferry Davis' Painkiller. The home remedy 70 years. Many a girl never suspects a young man’s intentions until he asks her it she can cook. Smokers like Lewis’ S ngle Binder cigar for its rich, mellow quality. The face that lights up in conversa tion Is not. necessarily lantern-jawed.