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GREAT CONSPIRACY. F^LFTPITAL'S CAME TO KEEP THE PEOPLE QUARRELING. I.ho ''tower Class" to bo Exterminated by War and the Right of Franchise Limited to the Kich. The editor of the Dayton (Ohio) Workman is responsible for the state ment that the following is a copy of a letter from a capitalist to one of his friends: NKW YORK, August, 1, 1880. FRIEND BIHICI.EY:—Yours of the 25 ult. came to hand in due time, but I confess my inability to fully and satisfactorily answer the questions you propound. Indeed they have "«en a source of great annoyance to ost of us who have great capital Jsvtjgted in various .ways. The future raftblifical aspect is anything but en '"rsour&ging. My only hope in the fyture is the ignorance of the masses, and their susceptibility of being used by us just as we have always used them. I will therefore try to answer your questions from tnat basis. You ask, "Does the present agitation among the lower classes, I mean all laboring classes, indicate a reversal of power from our hands into theirs?" Next you ask, '"Will the agitation likely amount to anything in the long run, or rather in time?" To your first interrogatory, I will answer that I do not think the lower classes capa ble of conducting what now appears to be a war upon the upper class, for the following reasons: %. They are by no means united, neither in organization nor in objects to be accomplished, much less are .they sufficiently informed upon the real condition they are in. To ex plain: There is, for instance, the great organizations fighting each other. Just as long as thev tight each other we have nothing to fear. Now it is evidently our policy to keep them fighting each other. The result will be a final breaking up of these organizations. The fact is apparent that neither the leaders nor the members have the first glimmer of common sense or they would have long since united their forces and and compelled us to give wav step by step,, nor need we fear of their ever uniting upon any one great control ling principle. All that they can perceive is an advance in wages and even if we have to concede a little in that way, it's only a question of time, and that a short time, when im proved machinery and growth of pop ulation will increase the number seeking work, so that wages will naturally tend downward. These men do not yet understand that they ought to direct their light and ener gies at the root of the subject. I am still more postively convinced, when ~,I look at the various branches of in dustry, both productive and dis tributive, I see a sort of pride among the one branch or other which pre cludes all possibilities of unity. For instance the clerks in the various branches of distribution imagine themselves as superior, and will not associate with those whom they re gard as laborers. We need fear no thing so long as this pride exists among the various branches of wage workers. We, of course, can see no difference, but we must keep this antagonism alive and nourish it. Looking all along the apparent line of battle, I see no reason for fear. They cannot now, nor is it at all probably that they will, unite forces, nor strike at the root, which is so deftly covered up that it requires great study and patient inquiry to learn where their trouble comes from. The only body that may, and it does, cause any trouble is the Knights of Labor. It seems to me, as far as I can learn, they are the only organ ized body that is educating them selves and are hunting the root. The very fact that they realize that the wage question is not the root makes it ominous for the future. But all other organizations are at war with them, and it must be our settle ed policy to wipe out their organiza tion. We in the east are contribut ing to a fund to keep up the fight between the unions and Knights of Labor. I am glad to say we are suc ceeding in this line. There remains only one other cause for apprehension, and that is, when any of the K. of L.—Assemblies are what they call them, I believe—breaks up they join some other organization and instill into them that devilish persistency of hunting up the root, and thereby increase our enemies. So far they have succeeded, at least in a measure, to stir up the farmers and others sufficiently to give us trouble. The only remedy I can see is to take the right of franchise from them and place the control of government entirely beyond their reach, You know the method that is now being sought to accomplish this, and if it fails some other similar method will have to be adopted. We need have no fear of the Republican working classes. We can always have these fellows to vote our way. The fact is they are so far under our control that they will not listen to any unless it is "simon-pure" Republicanism. Our tiolicy in the near future—as soon as Congress adjourns—will be to employ every aviable congressman, and also those who are in any way able to speak in public, to stump the country, and continue this until we have again turned public sentiment in our favor. This will require much money but even if it does, it must be done no matter how much. If it comes to the worst, we can soon get up a war with England. We have sufficient cause now, and can at any time force a war. The moneyed men of England, at least a goodly number, are in accord with us on this line, for they also are having a serious time with the lower classes, and the way out of this muddle is war—to kill off this discontented and troublesome horde both in England and here. War will give us pretext for all we want, and the poor fools will be only too gladjto kill each other off. Now I have answered both your questions in one. I have done so in a more extended form tfcan I at first intended, but I realize that it is the only way in which to convey a clear conception of the whole situa tion. I need not caution you to destroy this letter as soon as read, for fear it might through some mis hap fall into wrong hands. If you wish further information regarding the organization I wrote to you about in my former letter I will give it with pleasure, but it must always be in cipher to avoid all possible chance of it becoming known. Yours, etc., SAM. THE INDEPENDENTS COMING. They May Hold the Balance of Power In the Next United States Senate. The following table it is believed is nearly correct, although the Independ ent strength may be increased in the house and the Republicans may gain one in the senate by the official can vass: nOUSE. SENATE. Ind. Dem. Kep. Ind. Dcm. Rep. Alabama. .1 7 .. .. 2 Arkansas.23 .. .. 2 California .. 3 3 .. 1 1 Carolina N 4 4 1 .. 2 CarolinaS 4 3 .. 1 1 Colorado .. .. 1 .. .. 2 Conn'icut .. 3 1 .. 1 1 Dakota, N .. .. 1 .. ... 2 Dakota, SI 1 1 1 Delaware .. 1 .. .. 1 Florida .. 2 .... 2 Georgia 7 3 1 I Idaho .. .. 1 .. .. 2 Illinois 4 9 7 .. 1 1 Indiana .. 11 2 .. 2 Iowa .. 5 .. .. 2 Kansas 5 2 1 1 Kentucky 1 1 .. 2 Louisiana .. 6 .. .. 2 Maine .. .. 4 .. .. 2 Maryland .. 6 ... .. 2 Mass. .. 7 5 .. .. 2 Miohigan .. 5 .. .. 2 Minnesota 2 2 1 .... 2 Mississippi 1 6 .. .. 2 Missouri .. 14 .. .. 2 Montana .. 1 2 Nebraska 2 1 2 Nevada .. .. 1 .... 2 N Hamp. .. 2 .. 1 1 New Jersey 5 2 .. 2 New York.. 20 14 ..1 1 Ohio .. 14 7 .. 1 1 Oregon .. .. 1 .. ,. 2 Perm. .. 11 17 .. .. 2 Rhode Isl'd. 1 1 .... 2 Tennessee 1 8 1 .. 2 Texas .. 11 .. .. 2 Vermont .. .. 2 .. .. 2 Virginia .. 10 .. .. 2 Virginia W. 4 .. .. 2 Washington. .. 1 .. .. 2 Wisconsin 2 5 2 1 Wyoming .. 1 .. 1 Totals 37 206 5 40 43 Organize, Educate! The Independent People's party was born a little over four months ago. It has developed its principles so strongly in that length of time that in the fu ture all the combined forces of corrup tion cannot stay its onward progress. The people of Kansas and in many other states are resting under its ban ner for new vigor to snatch the gov ernment from the hands of the power which has no sympathy for the prin ciples taught by united labor. In 1892 every state in the union will do as Kansas has done in this campaign if they are interested in having a govern ment for the people instead of a gov ernment for political rings and a class of autocrats who can now be found on the street corners of every city and village damning the F. M. B. A., the Farmers' Alliance, the K. of L. and all kindred organizations. Farmers and laborers who have more sympathy for the welfare of your families and neighbors than for the old parties and their rings, listen not to the carping and sneers of political slaves who have never inhaled a breath of independ ence, but have always been pliant servants of the power which worships at the shrine of the golden calf. The time has come when every honest man, we care not whether he is a farmer, laborer, merchant or minis ter of the gospel, should hold a solemn counsel within his own bosom first, then with his neighbors, then resolve individually and in your unions that you will do your duty regardless of the sneers and threats of the class which has no interest in the welfare of the toilers. Then victory and justice will be your reward. Don't forget that the patriots of 177(idid not have the privi lege of gaining their freedom from the financial lords of Lombard street, through the ballot, but it was done through the bullet in a long seven years' war, in which many a patriot gave up his life blood to obtain that which you must now sustain through the ballot. No delay must be made in this matter. The great plain people of this land must bo up and doing if they wish to restore the principles advocated by Washington, Jefferson, Jackson and Lincoln, and it must be done under a plain People's party. No man who loves his country ~will now refuse to give up his political preju dice. No time must bo lost. Reor ganize elect national, state, county and township committees at once. There must be no cessation in this battle that will give the enemies of prosperity and equal rights a chance to disorganize the Independent force, if we wish' to make sure of a victory in 1892. The monopolists are well or ganized in the old parties, and their journals are always ready to report everything to their interest and how meekly laboring men submit to their will. Let the words, "organize and educate" pass along the line until ev ery freeman has enlisted to help drive the slave-loving parties to their final resting place.— Washington [Ind.) Anti Monopolist. lessons of Victory. Absolutism has been rebuked. The people have spoken, and political ty rants tremble. The election of Tuesday was a not able etent in our country's history. False to the ideal of our fathers, recre ant to every sacred trust of popular government, contemptuous of the rights of citizenship, the Republican party has received the defeat that it has courted in itsevery act during the last two years. The brazen effrontery of its corrupt leaders—defiant, blatant demagogues—challenged the people to an assertion of their supreme power, and nobly have the people responded. Thomas Reed, in his flatulent pom posity of self conceit, now realizes that he is not the government. Minne sota's congressmen evidently thought that he was, but even their stupidity has been enlightened. One of the most satisfactory results is found in the pricking of this "wind bag from Maine." this pompous ass, whose brayings have been an insult in the places where Lincoln aud Sum ner, Wilson and Giddings pleaded for human rights and popular govern ment. Nothing more surely marks the decadence of the Republican party than the character of its present lead ers. The sway of King Caucus is doomed and the party lash will soon fail to drive recreant representatives, like coward curs, to do the bidding of plu tocratic councils, against the people's right. Liberty will be re-established in the national congress. The assump tion of autocratic power will no longer prevent representatives from express ing the opinions of their constituents, and representing their interests. The highest tribunal in theland has heard the case of the National Toil ers vs. the Protected Cormorants, and the decision is unmistakable. The tariff must be revised down, not up. It is the turn of the tide which marks the dissolution of the prolific promoter of injustic, "indirect taxation." The force bill has probably received its quietus The country is in no humor to condone a revival of sectionalism. The Republican party has no hon orable future. Its speedy death will possibly secure forgetfulness of its twenty-five years service to the greed of incorporated selfishness. In defeating the Republican party the country has not expressed confi dence in the Democratic party, for confidence in that party does not exist in the hearts of the people. The su premacy of the latter is an incident of the contest, not a reward of virtue. A permanent return to power of the Democratic party would mean retro gression of government. It is damned by its history, and yet it believes in that history. Its faith in its past is its condemnation in the present. We fear that it cannot change. The Leop ard may change his spots and the Ethiopian his skin, but Satan will never allow the Democratic party to change it suits him too well as it is. The star of political redemption does not rest over the Democratic camp. There is no use of giving it advice either admonition and chastisement are alike futile. To be relieved from Republican misrule, we are compelled for a season to suffer the supremacy of this political imbecile. The hope of the country, the inspir ation of reform, is found in the appar ent disintegration of parties, and the organization of their advanced and patriotic elements into a newcombina tion for the service of our common cause, the emancipation of the indus trialists, the establishing of economic liberty. The great party of the future is born. Its birth is in the natural evolution of human affairs, and its cradle cry is the "Onward ot God's eternal purpose." —St. Paid Industrial Age. Tlie Sub-Treasury Idea. The idea of making government loans directly to the people, instead of to the banks for speculative purposes, does not, of course, meet with very warm favor in Wall street nor any of its outlying provinces. The enactment into law of such an idea means simply that all other lines of business shall be placed on an equality with bank ing, where each must stand or fall on its own merits, and where neither shall have power to destroy the other at will. To the banking syndicate which has had the exclusive privilege of government loans for a period of nearly thirty years,—loans which have cost them but one per cent, per an num—such a law, no doubt, seems al most like giving up the pound of flesh. But the surrender of a privilege which has enabled them by its enor mous profits to obtain title to. and control of the entire money supply of the country in little more than a quar ter of a century, is not all that they foresee in the enactment of such a law. With the loss of their "dear in terest" would go their power to con trol prices and markets and exchanges, and it is from the first of these that their principle profit has been derived, large as have been their incomes from interest. Of course they do not want any sub treasury law, any more than a thief wants locks and bolts. But the honest business of the country does want such a law, and is going to make a vigorous effort to get it at once. It is greatly to the credit of the farmers that they are leading in this effort.— Siovx City Liberty Bell. Amount of Money in Circulation. It is almost impossible to pick up a Republican journal without seeing the statement that there is plenty of money in the United States to do business with. The following table has been taken from the Inter-Ocean, one of the foremost Republican jour nals of the northwest. It speaks for itself: Per Year. Circulation. Population Capita 1866... .1,863,409,216 35.819,281 $52.05 1867... .1,350,949,218 36,260,502 37.51 1868.... 794,756,112 37,015,948 21.47 I860.... 739,705,738 37,979,800 19.34 1870.... 691,028,377 38,558,271 18.70 1871.... 679,344,146 39,750,083 16.89 1872.... 661,641,362 40,878,608 16.14 1873.... 652,M)6,753 42,245.110 15.33 1874.... 632,032,773 43,550,765 14.51 1875.... 630,427,609 44,895,706 14.04 1876.... 620,316,970 46,584,344 13.40 1877.... 586,318.074 46,714,829 12.28 1878.... 540,540,187 58,935,306 11.23 1878.... 534,425,558 50,155,783 10.65 1880.... 528,554,267 52,660,456 10.23 1881.... 610,632,433 53,210,269 11.48 1882.... 657,504,084 54,806,577 11.97 1883.... 648,105,895 56,550,814 11.48 1884.... 561,475,988 58,144,235 10.17 1085 533,405,001 59,888,562 8.90 1886.... 470,574,361 61,736,218 7.64 1887.... 423,452,211 63.535,774 6.67 THE best and most effective way to help in the struggle for industrial emancipation is to assist in main taining the reform press that is car rying on the warfare for freedom. No matter how much or how little you can do towards it—do it. If every body would do not more than his share the success of such papers would be an assured fact. As it is a a few do more than they can afford, while the rest do noth:ng whatever. Tacoma (Wash.) Northern Light. THE McKinley bill in one parti cular is different from all others. All articles imported by the government, which are not on the free list, must pay duty the same as if imported by a private citizen. This is not the last analysis the people will pay taxes to the government, to enable the gov ernment to pay taxes to itself. All this gives employment to the tax collectors. D'ye see?—Ainsworth(Neb.) Home Hide. WE were glad to see that most of our merchants were in sympaty with the farmers and voted with them. This is right. Their interests are identical with the farmers and what will benefit the farmer will benefit the merchant —Grafton [Neb.) Leader. OUR IMMENSE DEBT. IT IS RAPIDLY CROWING LARGER AND LARGER EVERY YEAR. It is Swallowing up the Substance of the Toilers and Absorbing the Property of the Country. Our debts are $28,000,000,000. The in terest at 6 per cent, per annum is $1,680,000,000. The inter est in silver dollars would weigh 52.500 tons. If these dollars were loaded in wagons, a ton in each, and started on the road, twenty feet apart, the train would be nearly nineteen and nine-tenths milea long. If we lay these dollars side by side, touching each other, they would extend over 39,772 miles. If we pile them on each other in single file, the column would reach over 2209 miles high. They would cover nearly 640 acres as pave ment. If we set a man to counting this interest, counting $1 each second, working twelve hours each day and 300 days each year, it would require 129 years. It would require the labor of 5,600,000 men a year, at §1 a day, to pay this interest, allowing them to work 300 days each. Commenting is hardly necessary. We need only, add that t':,e load must remain on the back of the toilers as long as the principal remains unpaid. Can the principal be paid? If so, how? The principal in silver dollars would weigh only 875,000 tons. If it was laid in a line touching each other the line would reach over 662,878 miles. If they were piled on each other in single file, they would reach 36,826 miles high. If these dollars were used as a pavement, they would cover nearly sixteen square miles or 10,080 acres of land. If we load them in wagons, a ton in each and twenty feet apart, we have a caravan 3314 miles long, about long enough to reach from the Atlantic to the Pacific. To count this principal, counting $1 each second, working twelve hours each day and 300 days each year, would require 2160 years. It would require an army of 93,333,333 men, for a whole year, to earn this debt of $28,000,000,000, if they worked for $1 a day and worked 300 days a year. As a matter of fact, the debt grows larger and larger every year. It is swallowing up the substance of the toilers. The interest is not paid with money. It is paid by absorbing the property of the country. All the wealth of the country is being rapidly drawn into this maelstrom, this bottomless pit—usury. This awful debt, over whelming and incomprehensible to any finite mind, has all been made in the last thirty years. It was made to draw interest or usury. But for the the usury it would never have been made. It was made to enslave labor. It is accomplishing the end for which it was intended. Thirty years more on the same line, and not only indus trial slavery, but serfdom in full, will be our condition. Usury has never failed to accomplish this result—ab ject slavery—in any country where it has been practiced, It always has and always will wreck and ruin any nation that does not abolish it. Jehovah's method of counteracting and destroying its devilish work was repudiation of the debts it made. Ev ery fiftieth year the jubilee trumpet sounded, "proclaiming liberty throughout all the land to all the in habitants thereof." All slaves were liberated. The land reverted back to its original owners. Debts and mort gages were wiped out. Justice de manded this repudiation. God's law prohibited the practice of interest or usury, but then, as now, covetousne'ss caused men to disregard the law and make new slaves, secure mortgages and debts through the practice of us ury, and repudiation 'was the just and only remedy. Our debts were made bv and for usury. As usury is a fraud, a sin as it is in every case legal robbery, the only just remedy for it is repudiation. Where it runs its course it comes to that in the end. The nations which were destroved by it landed right there. The nation that practices usury defies God, law and authority. Of course it is only a question of time until He will repudiate them unless they repudiate their opposition to Him and His law. Our great debt cannot be paid. We can't and don't pay the interest with money. The only remedy for usury is repudiation. Justice demands it now as much as it did at the jubilee, and nothing else can cure the world of the practice of usury and thereby secure liberty to our race. Of course it is unpopular to say so. It was equally unpopular thirty years ago to be an abolitionist. Of course we, as a nation, will never voluntarily abolish our debts and wipe out our mortgages, and thereby liberate the people. We nevet do right until we are forced to do it. Congress will refuse to increase the volume of money to the extent that the debts could be paid, and the debts will con tinue and grow and drag down the masses until the demoralization will ripen up into explosions. All history teaches this sad lesson.—Bev. D. Ogles by in National View. The New Party Here to Stay. WASHINGTON, NOV. 8. President Polk, of the National Farmers' Alliance, is very jubilantover the election. In an interview today he said: "The Democrats and Re publicans are claiming everything just now, but when they come to sift the chaff from the wheat they will find the Farmers' Alliance had some thing to do with electing a fair pro portion of the good men who will have seats in the next congress. Up to the present time it is certain that congress will contain thirty-eight straight out Alliance men, and there are twelve or fifteen more who arc pledged to us. These men are from the south and northwest—the two sections in which most of our work was done. The Alli ance in Nebraska, Minnesota and Iowa is not our organization and is not amalgamated vvitn us, but it made the same fight ind will join us this winter. Our Al liance co-operated with them we will co-operate with any farmers' associa tion, and in a little while will have a •,'rip on the situation, in almost every corner of the land. We are here to stay. This great reform movement will not cease until it has impressed itself in the nation's history. Finan :ial reform is the necessity of the lour, and it must come. The press ind voice of stumpers were our only issistants. The Alliance has no cam laign fund, no boodle. If we had had .nuney we would not have used it. The principles on which the Alliance is founded are solid and correct. We must succeed. The fight was no small affair. Tne extremists of both parties attacked us bitterly and gave no inch of ground. In the south it was the Democrats who opposed us. In the north our most vigorous antagonists were Republicans." Winu.om and Wall Street. Secretary Windom is making much ado over the alleged stringency in the Wall Street money market. He went to New York the other day and had a conference with his bosses, tne bankers. The conference lasted two hours, and no doubt in that time some scheme was hatched to defraud the people of a few more millions. The general idea is that he will decide to purchase a large amount of government bonds. Ex actly. Purchase bonds at a large premium, thus giving the holders of such bonds millions of money to which they can have no possible right, except as a gift. A viler scheme never was hatched. But why a conference with the bankers? Because as we have before stated in these columns, the national banks of the United States are the controllers and manipulators of a money system, the equal for which for purposes of defrauding and rob bing the masses never was known. That system is what we are depen dent upon to-day for our circulating medium. The people have felt this money stringency for years. Why have not they been counselled by the secretary of the treasury? The neople have not been slow to suggest remedies for this stringency and demanded their adoption. Why have they not been heeded? The entire west de mands the free coinage of silver they have emphasized this demand by a free coinage plank in every political platform adopted in the west in 1890. Why have their wishes been over ridden and a demonetizing silver law been enacted by a monopoly-serving congress? There can be but one answer: Wall Street owns and con trols every department of our govern ment—legislative, judical and ex ecutive. This is why Traitor Win dom calls in conference bankers. He owes allegiance to the bankers—the people be d—d. No sane, honest man will contend for a moment that there was a thought of benefitting the peo ple by such a conference. The inter ests of the bankers and the interests of the people are in direct opposition. President Harrison is "understood,'' says a dispatch, to have stated his desire to avoid a panic! Wonderful! He desires to have the panic averted! One would naturally suppose that the ?t resident would rather enjoy a panic, makes things so interesting you know. But the president don't want a panic. Well that's good. Windom says he apprehends no results, although there is consid erable stringency. Serious conse quences to the people. For proof let us refer you to the agricultural de pression, the universal debt of the industrial classes, the wholesale mortgage foreclosures throughout the middle west, the poverty and distress everywhere. A little of it may be, and doubtless is, due to shiftlessness and intemperance, but to charge it all to those causes is to say that a majority of the people are shiftless and intemperate. Nine-tenths of the debt and distress among the farming and wage-earning classes is directly due to a damnable financial system. A system that has cut the per capita circulation from $50 down to about $7 during the past twenty-five years. The evil has been intensified by the accumulation of large holdings of wealth, in a few hands, thus leaving the masses almost destitute. And indeed this is a direct and inevitable result of contraction. The banks have the power to cre ate a panic at any time. All that is necessary is simply to close their vaults and shut the money up. Very little money can get in circulation except through the banks. This only puts money into the hands of the banks. The only way that Mr. Win dom can conceive of to put money in circulation is to buy bonds at a premium. This only puts money in to the hands of the banks, and they can put it out or hoard it at their own sweet will. By precipita ting a panic just at this time, with the failure of crops in a number of western states, the farmers, laborers and small business men of the west— and the east, too, for that matter can De plundered and ruined. Mort gages can be foreclosed, factories, mills, mines and workshops closed^ business suspended and assignments forced. That the creditor class would profit by this utter ruin of the debtor class there can be no doubt. Will we have a panic? Will '73 be repeated in '90? Everything points in that direction. Conditions are ripe for it. Everybody is in debt and a crash now would ruin thousands where hundreds were affected in 1873. If it comes it will be a bitter dose for the people, but most Hkely it will cure them of a variety of dis eases known as political lethargy, sectional jealousy, party prejudice, gullibility, etc., etc. Is 1890-92 to make a new era in the history of the American nation? Is this to be the last struggle of that monstrous fiend, the national bank ing system—"the best banking sys tem tne world ever saw?" Is the In dependent uprising of the masses, led on by the Farmers' Alliance, the advance guard of a mighty industrial, liberty loving army that shall sweep away the oppression and poverty of the masses? Will the great right arm of labor strike from its own body the chains placed there by grind ing, damning monopoly? Does the American sovereign know his rights and will he yet dare maintain them? Pacific Express. WAR freed the colored race. This demanded the abolition for the time being of the old banks of issue and the issue of the greenback. The contraction policy which followed the war, with the national banks of issue, has practically enslaved all labor. The independent farmer has become a debt slave, while the work man has become a wage slave. At the close of the war a privileged class was by war enabled to convert the people's money into interest bear ing bonds. The homes of the people have by this policy been covered with interest bearing mortgages. By this process, since the passage of the Homestead Law, more than five millions of these homesteads have been taken under forclosure to satis fy the insatiate greed of usurers. And still the process goes on, adding to the number of its victims at a con stantly accllerated rate. How long can it last? Think.—Dnluth (MinnTi Industrial Age. Hayseed is Rlstn'. We kin all of us remember how along about September The paper used to tell about the caucus or the fair. End them fellows from the city used ter git almighty witty On the fellow with the duster who had hay seed in his- hair. They had fun in legislaters with the man who raised pertaters If by any hook or crook or chance, elected and sent there, End the reportorial friskers used to com ment on the whiskers End the carpet-sack of Billson, what bad hayseed in his hair. Yes, b'gosh! he rid his pass out end he used to blow the gas out, End he used to drink hard oider when he went on a tear. End he used ter pinch a dollar till the buz zard used ter holler, End the man cut up ree-dikilous what had hayseed in bis hair. But, by gum! ef you've been reading' you observe a strange purceedin'— It's the fellow with the whiskers that is slowly gettin' there, End it won't be too surpri.sin' ef by slowly organizin' Old parties may walce up to find the hay seeds in their hair. When the fashions change you fellers will all carry green umbrellas End trousers wide across the scat to make the dudelets stare In them times if you muster you must wear a linen duster End it you want tew throw on style put some hayseed in your hair. —State Chronicle. Says the New York Herald of the operation of the Australian ballot law in Newark, N. J.: "Several men of excellent education were a great deal more flurried than the laborers and others who it was expected would make many mistakes. In one district two blind men were voted. Friends of these men, whom the election officers placed under oath to make up their tickets according to their instructions, accompanied them into the booths. It was the most orderly election every conducted in Newark. "Of course money is spent to-day, but it is not for buying votes as in old times. We treat in saloons and restaurants and give out ballots. I notice the money men known as ward strikers are hanging back from voting, but no candidate is such a ,fool as to give money to a man if he cannot satisfy himself that he goes into the booth and votes for him." THE United States produces enough food to supply every citizeu bounti fully. Its factories are able to fur nish all the clothing needed coal, wood, and minerals are in the great est abundance, and the people indus trious and full of energy, yet want, destitution, hunger and suffering are constant guests in thousands of homes. Evidently natural conditions are not to blame, but the injustice of man, of man made laws, is. Is there any plausible reason why the people should suffer from such laws and their results when they have the power to alter them? If the people suffer they have themselves alone to blame. Let them arouse themselves, study the situation and act like men worthy of a better state demand and see to it that these evils are corrected. •National Economist-. THE real grandeur of a nation rests in the happiness of the people. The happiest and most patriotic people are those who own their homes. Some people mistake pomp for gran deur and display for patriotism. True patriotism and unalloyed hap piness ar* anchored in the homes of the people. This is a principle of na ture. It is imbedded in the deepest recesses of our souls. Give a man a home, and you make him happy: rob him of home, and he becomes des perate. There is an important lesson in this paragraph.—National Reformer. Now that the Farmers' Alliance in Geoflgia has elected three-fourth of the state legislature, thereby defeat ing Gov. Gordon, the Democratic candidate for the United States senate, wonder if the Republican croakers will let up on the "Demo cratic side-show" business? And now the Alliance have defeated the Re publicans in Kansas, wonder if the Democrats will be satisfied that it is not a Republican institution?—Port land (Ore.) Reform Journal. IT is contended by the old party organs of the north, that the so called Union Labor, Alliance, Indus trial movement, is engineered and run in the interest of the Demo cratic party and by the southern wing it is claimed, it is engineered and run in the interest of the Rep ublican. The farmers are to be con gratulated for having the happy faculty of running their affairs to please both old parties.—Gladbrook (Jo.) Labor Review. MONEY and transportation are the vital questions before the masses to day and their attention should vig orously be to those issues. We have quarreled over the minor issues long enough and now our necessities drive us to look at the facts.—Ainsworth, (Neb.) Home Rule. Is it not time we had an amend ment to the constitution of the United States making the election of president and senators subject to a direct vote of the people?' We have been voting by proxy too long already.—Sutherland (Kan.) Times. A Basis for Future Operations. Mr. Billus—There's no use laying all the blame on me, Maria, whenever we have a fuss. It takes two to make & quarrel. Mrs. Billus—I know it, but it takes only one to apologize and I want you to understand I am tired of doing all the apologizing. After this, John Billus, it's going to take two to make up.—Chi cago Tribune. A. One-Vent Robbesy. Newsboy—Yere's yer cvtnin' paper! All about the robbery! Ooe cent! Haicede—Gimme one. (After careful reading) Guoss the kid was right. I been robbedi o' one cent.—Indianapolis Journal. London Papers. The income from the London daily pa pers are thus put down: Daily Telegraph, £130*000 Times, £120,000 Standard, £70,000 Morning Post, £45,000 Daily CTlWV?{c, £40.000 Daily Kcios, £30,000,