Dakota farmers' leader., December 25, 1890, Image 7

About Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??

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Taken m.
A. Dot
|er who deals in real estate,
ace, loans, law suits, politics,
ent over to Chicago the other
lile nearing that city a man
Im and confidentially remarked:
E's a chap in the car back there
law, ins
cam
trying to gcta$20 bill changed. It's a
base counterfeit, and I want to put you
on your guard.*'
He was warmly thanked for his kind
ness, and passed, on, and five minutes
later a man appeared with a bill in his
hand and asked:
"Friend, can you change this twenty?"
••Sorry to say I can't," was the prompt
reply.
"Well, let me have ten, and you keep
the bilLyntil wc get to Chicago." .•«
"Carre do it."
"Can't you let me have five?"
"No."
you are afraid of the bill, it
to know much about money,
tor bad?"
Jerfeit."
'it."
"I'm
r',{|
be. I'll bet the face value
I of it that it is a good bill. Lend mo $3
,,ion it, won't you?"
"No, sir, but I'll take that bet of yours
that the conductor won't accept it as
•i good."
"Well, ft will be worth $20 to find out
about it," said the stranger, and oft they
went to the conductor.
"Give me two tens for this?" brusquely
queried the stranger as he handed ont
the bill.
I I I an re he on to
..v 'ii«5»rcely glancing at it
He made out a ten and two fives and
passed them over, and" the Detroiter
handed over the amount of his bet,
kicked tylmself into the next car, and he
nev«^Aw a bit of Lake Michigan as the
trafjlBde
its
way into Chicago—Detroit
AO^faii ltelmont'a. Superstitions.
One the foreigners who came to
something was the late August Belmont.
He must have had a clear mind and a
.level head to win and hold his high posi
tion in finance, in society and on the turf
rbut, nevertheless, he was one of the most
superstitious of men and allowed hlm
%-j-«elf to be influenced in business by
what most people consider trivialties.
For example, 'he told me on the Mon
vmouth race track that his horses would
not win. because a flock of blackbirds
had crossed his path that morning.
&?:' "I saw the blackbirds in the field," he
related, "and said to myself, 'If dey fly
across, I shall lose.' So I walked my
team carefully, carefully. But, no!
•.Just as I came opposite de birds flew in
A.'front of me, wheeled about and crossed
:.-me again. I shall not go to de stables,
r.11have sent for my trainer to tell him it
... is of no use trying to win to-day."
Taney one of the kings of finance, the
chairman of the national democratic
^mmittee, being thus influinced! At
pther time he was in radiant spirits
a littlo bird had flown into his
bif,hr^vm and allowed itself to be fed.
hail have good luck!" he ex
ctfJnpKf "wait, and you shall see.
I
Tlfiat day he won threo principal races.
.Indeed, a curious phase of his super
stitions was that they generally turned
out to be correct. When he felt that he
was going to lose, he did "lose when he
Imagined that he would win, he did win.
'This may be explained by coincidence,
fior by the fact that" his trainer and
jockeys were shrewd enough to.humor
his whims, knowing that he would
-^rather justify his superstitions than cap
ture a race. But, whatever the expla
nation, the fact that such a man should
vbe subject to such caprices is wonderful.
Duix care keeps our noses, to the
grindstone, but never puts its own there.
Copyright,
1S9CL
Help yoursdf
if you're a suffering -woman, with
the medicine that's been prepared
especially to help you—Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription. It will do it
•where others fail. For all the dis
eases peculiar to the sex—dragging
down pains, displacements, and other
weaknesses, it's a
positive
remedy.
It means a new life, and a'longer
one, for every delicate woman. In
every case tor which it's recom
mended, it gives satisfaction. It's
•guaranteed
to do so, or the money
is refunded.
It improves digestion, invigorates
ricnes the blood, dis
the system, enrii
pels aches and
freshing sleep,
pels aches and pains, produces re
dispe'
,mate
spels melanchol
"and nervousness, and builds up
I
bot
flesh and strength. It is_ a legiti-
medicine—not
a beverage.
Contains no alcohol to. inebriate
-no syrup or sugar to sour or
ferment in the stomach and cause
distress. As
peculiar
in ita_ mar-
velous, remedial results as in its
osition. Therefore, dont be
off with come worthless com
jmd easily, but dishonestly, rec
ommended to be just as good."
SHILOH'S
CONSUMPTION
CURE.
The snccess of this Great Coneh Care i*
without a parallel in the history of medicine,
./ftl druggists are authorized to sell it on a pos
itive guarantee, a test that no other cue can suc
cessfully stand. That it may become known,
the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, ate
placing a Sample Bottle Free into every home
in the United States and Canada. If you have
a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis use it, for
it will cure yon. If your child has the Croup,
.Consumption, we it. Ask year Druggist far
SHILOH'S GORE, Price id cts., W cts. and
Lanes are sen or Back lame,
ma Piaster, Rice cMb
a ."i i, '.Swit*
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A Few Queer Experiences Belated at the
Ciub by liners-Out.
"The funniest bachelor dinner I ever
partook of," said a well-known club
man the other evening, "I ate one night
last week with a married fi iend.of mine
in the suburbs, whc.se wife was away^
My host, knowing that 1 was something
of a gourmet, spread himself for the
occasion, as I plaiuly could see. The
repast furnished was evidently of un
usual elaborateness, and' it went fairly
well until the salad came on. I could
not eat any of that after the first mouth
ful, which I managed with difficulty
Why!' he exclaimed, addressing the
servant, 'where is the Roquefort that 'I
ordered sent home to-day
'Begorra, sir,' responded the hand
maid, 'if you mane the chase that came
this afternoon from the store, it was
that moldy it had to be thrown away,
and I sent back to the grocery for this,
that is nice and fresh.'"
The other men in the little party at
the club window .smiled languidly at
the story, but the bald-headed member
said:
''Speaking of dining out reminds me
of a repast that I enjoyed very much
the other day in a small but very excel
lent restaurant here in town. What
struck me particularly on the occasion I
speak of was the exceptional quality of
the lobster salad. There was evidently
garlic in it, but that' estimable vege-,
table was so artistically infused that in
stead of communicating an actual taste
of garlic it simply contributed an in
describable and undefined accentuation
to the flavor of the dish. I asked that
the chef be summoned and demanded
of him how he was able to use garlio
with such marvelous delicacy and ef
fectiveness. He replied:
'The way I do it is to chew up a
small bulb of garlio, and when the disli
is being stirred I breathe very gently
upon the mixture. That gives the sug
gestion of flavor you speak of, sir.'"
A Siliffular Adventure with a Lion.
The following is told on the author
ity of a weli-known Cape missionary:
A man having sat down on a shelving,
low rock near a small fountain, to take
a little rest after his hearty drink, fell
asleep but the heat of the rock soon
disturbed his dreams, when he beheld
a large lion crouching before him, with
its eyes glaring in his face, and within
little fnore than a yard of his feet. He
-was at first struck motionless with ter
ror, but recovering his presence of
mind, he eyed his gun, and began mov
ing his hand slowly toward it, when the
lion raised its head and gave a tre
mendous roar, the same awful warniog
being repeated whenever the man at
tempted to move his hand. Thef rock
at length became so heated that he
could scarcely bear his naked feet to
touch it. The day passed, atad the night
also, but the lion never moved from the
•pot the sun rose again, and its intense
heat soon rendered his feet past feeling.
At noon the lion rose and walked to. the
water, only a few yards distant, looking
behind as it went, lest the man should
move, when, see.ing him stretch out his
hand to take his gun, it turned in a
rage, and was on the point of springing
upon him. But another night had
passed as the former had done and the
next day again the lion went toward the
water, but while there he listened to
some noise apparently from an opposite
quarter, and disappeared in the bushes.
The man now seized his guu, but on
first essaying to rise he dropped, his
ankles being without power. At length
he made the best of his way on his
hands and knees, and soon after fell in
with another native, who took him to a
place of safety and, as he expressed it,
with his "toes roasted." He lost his
toes and was a cripple for life.
A Soldier wttta Pension Is a Gold Mine
A humorous feature of the pension
business is the frequency of the mar
riages botween old soldiers and young
women. An enterprising girl from the
poorer classes of Appomatox or one of
the adjoining counties sends her photo
graph to the Soldiers' Home at Hamp
ton, Va., a veteran responds and the
knot is tied. No less than twenty such
marriages are reported within a radius
of five miles of Hampton. There
would be an element of romance in this
surrender of the old soldiers to the
charms of beauty, on the spot where
Lee's army capitulated, were it not for
the purely business nature of the trans
action. A soldier with a pension is' a
gold mine, and his death, which must
take place soon in the course of nature,
leaves the young widow in the enjoy
ment of his pension for the .remaining
years of her life.
The Demands of Justice*
We are far too narrow in our concep
tions of what justice means. It makes
many claims upon us which no law can
ever enforce and with which public sen
timent can never meddle. It demands
much more than tho discharge of pecu
niary obligations. It enters into every
detail of life, and regulates our conduct
in all the obligations we bear to others.
It pronounces upon our behavior to rel
atives and friends and the community in
which we dwell. It enforces debts of
gratitude, or affection, of thoughtful con
sideration, of kindness, of compassion,
of shillings and pence. To call a man
just who is not kiud, or tender, or piti
ful, or loving, is a misnomer. True
implies the due exercise of all
sentiments in their proper season
and the cheerful discharge of the con-'
duct which they suggest—German
town Telegraph.
BACCHUS drowned than
Wunst we went a-fishln'—me
An' iny pa an' ma—all three,
When they was a picnic, 'way
Out to Hanch's woods, one day.
An' there was a crick out there.
Where the fishes Is. an' where f.v
Little boys't ain't Dig an' strong
Better have their folks along.
My pa he ist flshqd an' fished
1 'i's
An'my ma said she wished
j'.iv Me an* her was home an'pa
Said he wished so worse'n ma.
Pa said ef yon talker say
Any th in', er sneeze, er play,
Hain't no fish, alive er dead,
Ever go' to bite, he said.
Ik'
swallow. Observing that I refrain
A
from the dish my entertainer said:
'I'm afraid you don't find this first
rate?'
'It has a peculiar flavor* I admitted
reluctantly.
'Ah,' replied my friend, who had
finished with apparent gnsto his own
help of the salad, 'I was afraid that it
might not prove satisfactory. You see,
there was no olive oil in the house, and,
having nothing better on hand for the
purpose I used castor oil for the dress
ing.'
"He did not appear at all embarassed
at making this statement, but. what
broke him up entirely for the moment
was (he appearance at dessert of a hunk
of ordinary grocer's cheese.
—James Whitcomb Siley in the Century.
A
.,
VEpY? FUNNY DINNERS. TBE FISHING PARTY. BSIRAM C. WHEELER
"T
&,>'!* Purt' nigh dark In town when wo
,svv Got back homo and ma, says she*
•#c,v Now she'll have a fish for shore!—
A,•! An' she buyed 'one at the store..
.* Nan, at supper, pa he won't
1
Kat no fish, an' says he don't
Like'em. An'he pounded me *1:
When I choked t-Jaa. didn't he?
Something for the Now Tear.
The world-renowned success of Hostetter'a
Stomach Bitters, and tli6lr continued popular
ity for over a third of ,n century as a stomachic,
is scarcely more wonderful than the welcome
that greets the annua]appearance of Hostetter's
Almanac. Thin valuable medical treatise is
uurg, Pa., under their own immediate supervis
ion, employing sixty hands in that department,
l'hey are running about eleven months in the
year on this work, and the issue of same for 1891
will bR more than ten millions, printed in the
Fnelieli, German, French, Welsh, Norwegian.
Sweditth, Holland. Bohemian, and Spanish lan
guages. Kofer to a copy tf it for valuable and
Interesting reading concerning health, and nu
morous testimonials as to the efficaoy of Hos
tt-tter'a Stomaoh Bitters, amusement, varied
Information astronomical calculations and
chronological items, etc., which eaa be depended
on for correctness: The Almanao for l&n can
be obtained free of cost, from druggists and gen
eral country dealers in all parts of the country.
.Lake of Bolllnt Water.
There is a lake'of boiling water in the
island of Dominica, lying in the moun-.
tains behind Boseau, and in the valleys
surrounding it are many solfataras, or
volcanic sulphur vents. In fact the boil
ing lake is little better than a crater
filled with scalding water, constantly fed
by mountain streams, and through which
the pent up grasses find vent and are re
jected. The temperature of the water
on the margins of the lake range from
160° to 190° Fahrenheit. In the
middle, exactly over the gas vents, it is
believed to be 300°. Where this active
action takes place, the water is sai.d to
rise two, three, or even four
feet above the general surface
level of the lake, the cone often
dividing so that the orifices
through which the gas escapes are legion
in number. This violent disturbance
over tlie gas jets causes a violent action
over the whole surface of the lake, and
through the cones appear to be special
vents, the sulphurous vapor rise with
equal density over its entire surface.
Contrary td what one would suppose,
there seems to be In no case violent ac
tion of the escaping gases, such as ex
plosions or detonations. The water is
of a dark gray color, and, having boiled
over and over, for thousands of years,
has become thick and slimy with sulpher.
As the inlets to the lake are rapidly
closing, it is believed that it will soon
assume the character of a geyser or sul
phurous crater.
---W
ptKAsns^ SENSE
Of health and strength renewed and of case
and comfort follows the use of Syrup oi
Figs, as it hcts In hormony with nature to
effectually dense the system when costive
or-bilious. For-sale in 60c and 91 bottles by
all leadioz druggists.
A SPEAKER at an anti-tobacco meeting
in Washington the other day frankly ad
mitted that, under certain circumstan
ces, the use of tobacco resulted in the
saving of life. This caused consterna
tion in the meeting, until she—for it was
a woman—explained her remark by say
ing that.cannibals will, under no circum
stances, eat a missionary who is a
tobacco user. To the good ladies pres
ent, this was was conclusive, but the ar
gument might work just the other way
with a young man who was preparing to
go as a missionary among cannibals. He
would begin to use the "filthy weed,
simply as a measure of self-protection.
MIIXIOKS of women use Dobbins' Electric
Soap daily, and say it is the best and cheap
est. If they are right, you ought to use it.
If wrong, one trial only will show you. Buy
a bar of your gtocer and try It next Monday.
SOME preachers put their listeners
asleep with dreary discourses but the
Eev. David Kauffmann, of Indiana, re
verses this and puts himself asleep while
in the pulpit. While apparently asleep
and unconscious, it is said that he de
livers sermons of amazing eloquence.
T3BOAT DISEASES commence with a
Cough, Cold or Soro Throat. "Brown's Bron
chial Troches" give immediate relief. Sold
in in to 3 5
OF thirty pedestrians Inlured on the
streets of Cincinnati in one month twen
ty-five owed their injuries to the care
lessness of female drivers, aqd, as a re
sult, there is a call for an ordinance to
prevent any woman fromHriving horses
in that city.
(Then Baby was sick, we gave her Castorla,
When She was a Child, she cried for
Castoria,
When she became Miss, she clung to Castor!a.
When she had Children, she gave them Castaritw
SOME unknown substance In the ore
of the Martin White mino at Ward, Ne
vada, during the smelting process,
changes the hair, beard and eylashes of
the miners to a hue as green as grass.
BEECBAM'S
Nervous Ills.
PILLS cure Bilious and
Two softrshelled eggs connected by
ligament of the same material as the
shell, were laid the other day by a hen
in Paw Paw, Michigan.
A CHILD cannot tell what ails it. A shrew!
mother will not tuice ehauocs but will try
L»r. Bull's Worm Destroyers tit onoe. Do t'l
lit you druggist sell you any other kind of
worm candy. Bull's the be it.
THE wife of a man named Hodges at
Carthage, Mo., has given birth to a girl
aby who weighed just eight ounces
vhen she made her advent into the
vorld.
IF afflicted with Sore Eyes, nse Dr. Isaae
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists seU it. 2ac.
"DOES the cellar leak!" "No. It's
'.ad two feet of water in It ever since
i've been in the house. Not a drop has
•rot. out!"
tra best cough medlcino Is Piso's Cure
for Consumption, told everywhere. 25c.
Importer ,f Percheron and Shire StalUons.
Odjliolt, Sao Oounty, Iowa.
LARGEST IMPORTATION of draft stallions
to America thIs season. Quality the very
best. First-class horse, either broed, (51,000.
Two and three year's time, 8 per cent., en
abling horse to pay for himself.
A WIPE who knows many wives says:
"Some husbands, when they get home at
night, tell their wives all about the busi
ness of the day, and about their bank
account, and.about the people they met,
and about what was' spoken of, and
about everything else. Other husbands
never tell their wives about their doings
during the day, never speak of the state
of their finances and never refer to their
business in their households. The wife
of such .a hasband knows nothing of his
affairs, and is apt to be upset by bad
news or crushed by finding out that he
is on the road to ruin. From what I have
known through my acquaintance, with
many families for long years, I am ready
to say that a husband should always tell
his wife about his business and about
the affairs of the day." Sv
Bow's This?
We otter One Hundred Dollars Beward for any
ase of Catarrh that cannot be cured bv taking
HaU's Catarrh Cute.
P. 3. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo. O.
We. the undersigned, have known V. J. Che
ney for the last fifteen years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obligation
made by thsir firm.
WKST
& TBUAX, Wholesale
made by thsir firm.
& TBUAX Wholesale Druegists,
VfAtiDiK8, KIKMAK &
MABVC.-, Wholes
THE method by which the sole
searches for food is peculiar. Ho taps
the sandy bottom with his head, guided
apparently by sight only when the tac
tile filaments find something edible he
immediately seizes it with a vigorous and
sudden snap of the lower half of the
jaws, where the teeth are situated, but
never snaps at anything not first local
ized by his feelers. He eats marine
worms, shrimps and very small shell
fish.
ABB you suffering from Liver or Kidney
troubles, and do you want an absolute, pos
itive cure? California Sidney Tea has been
tested for years and has never failed in a
single case.. It will not fail to give you a
permanent cure for any Liver or Kidney
troublo. Large packages are sold for 80
ets. Ask your druggist for it.
price bj
KEY TEA CO., Fairfield. Io.
paid on receipt of price by CALrFonm*. Kin
fie""
WHILE
cutting a big cypress tree near
Astor, Fla., John Wilson found it occu
pied by a living alligator seven feet long.
As the opening in the tree was not half
large enough for the animal to get
through, the presumption is that it
crawled in while quite young and lived
on other animals and reptiles that sought
refuge there.
BRUISES!
FROST-BITES,
INFLAMMATIONS
—AND ALL—
HURTS AND ILLS
CA
OF MHN RND BEAST.
Solo A tho United
From Father
To son, through generation after generation, the
taint of scrotula descends tlirowch the blood, b.ight
ing lit) and hastening death. The great majority of
cases of scrofula and other blood diseases are hered
itary, and therefore difficult to cure. But we wish to
state in the most positive, emphatic manner that
Hood's Sunmparlira does euro scrofula in every
form. The most severe cases, too terrlblo for descrip
tion have yielded to this raedicioo when all others
failed. The greater includes the le3s—and if you
suffer from scrofula, salt rheum, or impure bioad in
any form, take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Sold by *11 druggists. six for $3. Prepared only
by C\ 1. HOOD & CO., Lowell. Mass.
(OO Doses One Dollar
Stop tliat
CHRONIC COUGH
Toledo, O.
jale Drue-
piste, Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
dizeetly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
pamphlet for a dime.
.THE
NOWI
Tor if you do not it may become con
sumptive. For Cotuntmption, Scrofula,
General Debility and Masting Diseases,
there is nothlns like
SCOTT'S
Of Pare Cod Liver Oil and
HYPOPHOSPHITES
OF
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There are poor imitations. Get the genuine.
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Tntt'aUver Pills set as kindly on the
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tuft's
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Such as Wind and Pain in the Stomach, Fullness and Smelling after Meals,
Dizziness, and Drowsiness, Cold Chills, Flushings of Heat, Loss of Appetite,
Shortness of Breath, Costiveness, Scurvy, Blotches on the Skin, Disturbed
Sleep, Frightful Dreams, and all Nervous and Trembling Sensations4c.
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BEECHAM S PILLS TAKEN AS DIRECTED RESTORE FEMALES, TO HEALTH.
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Cares where all else foils. Pleasant and agreeable to the
taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists
3SCSE
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AND
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Manufacturers and Furnishers of the Hardware Trade.
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Ask your Hardware Dealer to order for you.
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3. Name of Maker
X.atestu&te of iPatent
5. Wood or Coal..
6. Is Coal put in on top by removing lids
7. Is the lining Brick or Iron
8. Has the bottom Grate one or more parts
9. Give your hardware dealer the names of parts wanted.
BE SURE to order from your hardware daeler only. He will order
what you want from us. Don't destroy your old stove* but repair it.
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ORLD
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ties of wel.-s lected Cocoa, Mr. Eprs has provided
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Itlaoy the Judlolom use of auoli artloles of dlel
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Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating around ai
ready to attack wherever there Is a weak point
We may escape many a fatal sbaf by keeping our
selves wellfortliiolwltapure blood a daproperly
nourished framo."—"CSutL Servioa Gazet'a.
Hods simply with bo ilia? water or mll!r. Sold
only in half-pound tino, "y arocrro, labelled thus:
JAMES KIM'S & CO.. Homoeopathic ChemlsU
I.OSDOX, EXOLAND.
-VASELINE-
FOR A ONE-DOLIiAR HILL sent as by mat
we will deliver, free of alt charge*, to any person in
the United Statas. all of the following articles, care
ful.y packed:
One two-oance botk'e of Pare Tasellae lOota.
One two-ounce bottle ot Va'eline Pomade.... is
One jar of Vnseli -e Cold Cream 15
One cake of Vaseline Ca uyhor Ice 10
One cske ot Vaseline 8 np, unseented 10
Onecskeof VasellneSoap.exau:sitelvH3ented as
One two-oance bottle of White Vaseliae....
|1.10
Or, for pottage stamps, any tingle article at the price
named. On no aasovnt he persuaded to accept Jriint
your druggist anu Vaseline or preparation Ihersfror.t
unless labeled with our name,
because you will certain
ly receive an imitation to/iicA Acts little or no value.
Chaoebrough Mtg. Co« 84 lital* St* N. Y.
IP
TOTT WI8H A/~^
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REVOLVER
Erated
urcbase one of the ode
SMITH WESSON
arms. The finest t-mall arm*
ever manufactured and the
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Manufactured in calibre* 32,3Gand 44-100. Sin
fieordouble
MCINTOSH
STEREOPTICONS
Sent post­
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MAGIC LANTERNS.
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tim®
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cheap malleable cust-lroa loiltatiene which
are often sold for the jrennme aiticle and are not
onlv unreliable, ibut dangerous. The SMITH ft
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rels wiihBnn's name, address and dates or patent*
and are saarantced perfect in every detail. In
sistnpon Mving the genuine article, aad if your
dealer cannot supply you an order a-nt to aadreaa
below will receive prompt and careful attention.
Descriptive catalogue and prices furnished upon ap
plication.
SMITH & WESSON,
|yMention thi« pap^r. ^pr!ar(!»Ht Naiii
Dr.WOOD, sKmuow*.
THE
Regular Graduate in Medicine—30
year* hqtpital and mrlvate vractiei-'
ICMft Chicago and New Yorh^-Ei
tablisfaed in Sioux City Nine
Vearn—is still treating a) 1 Private.
Nervous, Chronic and Special
diseases, SpermatorrhoDa,
eakness (night losset) Impotency
voioerh and ali female JBlseages,
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money refunded Charges fair* Terms
cash. Age auJ experience important. No in*
iurions medicines used—Nonre
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Heaicine* sent everywheire free firm gaze ana break*
age—Stale your case and send for Opinion and
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FEET.
HOW ARE YOUR
Cures cold or tender
Swollen or perspiring
SmaUet Sboeemav be worn with ccmfort. Price.
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aowdependaat whose waaiied tiaa abdiiitinu
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scaled, addieaa
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Ing a radical reform by
awakening alarm to
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katea. send tea eente for aew Laofh-Cure Book called
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I prescribe and tally a»
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apecMo for the certain cur«
otthia dlseaae.
O. ELINGRAH AX. M. D-
•fmlytytBe
Amsterdam, N. T.
Wo bave cold Blr 01
many yeara, and it has
eiven the Mat ef aatla
tantlon.
D. B. DYCHEft CO..
Chlcaco, 111.
81.OC. Bold by Drugfista,
XiASIES.ase Dr. Le Due's
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li"8j Uolted Statci. 188T. Core* all lappivuioaa, ImftilarlUet, aiul
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uuitEotba taken daring pregnancy. Thelarge proportion ofills
to wlitch ladies are liable ia the direct result of a disordered and
.Irregular menstruation. Continued monthly suppressions result ha
Wood poisoning and quick consumption. $8 a package, or 3 for
per mail, in plain
sealed envelope, on receipt of price. The JLuerk
can Fill Co., Wholesalers and Royalty Proprietors
The genolne pill sold by SEDGWICK A DKLQNG* DraggUtsi.
Sfou CUy, Iowa* Wt^i^-Ly Rttail Ajcqll.
MOTHERS' fRIEWn
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n.
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in one reaotng. TestinMmials front all
parts ef the *lobe. Prospectus rosT
Fzun» eent on anplieation to Prof,
A. Loisetce. S37 Tilth An. New York.
or sale
FAT
Dr. bnyder Sidaa»
uwun cores, Enoresia
and testimo Is address, with stamps,
DEB, 243 State
St* Chicago.
Ask your Druggist to order it for yon.
UEM'liUft HIS PAfEH WNIN ttsrnxa tw tvvaaruau.
Fill
RUllll, 243 SUlt tSUf ftlwipOft
Name this paper when you write.
PATENTS]
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lnctrnettons FRKKto
inventor-. 09~Writaat
once for hand-oook ot
a information.
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