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e• COWOHATIONS AND POLITICAL CORRUPTION. By Mayor Dunn* of Chicago. Sinister and selfish Interests nro all 'prevalent In the political IIto of the re public. Evidences of Kraft and cor ruption are about us on every baud. Public officials with alarming fre quency are found whose careers arc besmirched with the tnint of debnuch ery. Look well Into the character of the man you vote for. hook well to the principles thnt he advocates. TfclaMlchf*«ti dirt. Atao SaceaMfnlly HumUh Acrei of Other Product#, tribe molt extraordinary farmer In la Mar* Clark *Ve!iSu In my Judgment, tbree-quortcrs of KAYOS nuira*. the political corruption now existing In this country can be laid nt the doors of corpora Hons and men who have been seeking to obtain from the public exclusive rights and privileges in the shape of private monopolies of public property, and this is the reason why I for on® have been strenuously advocating Hits placing of auch public utilities In public hands and thus removing from the sphere of politics the opportunity mid temptation for such public corruption. Place the control of Interstate rnllvvtiys, telegraphs, long distance telephones, express companies mul utilities of like character In tbo hands of the Federal (Jovonituent and plnce street car, gas, Interurhan telephones and light companies In tho hands of the municipal authorities and three-quarters of tho Incentive to graft tuul corruption in this country will be abolished. The operation and management of such utilities in pub lic or private hands are necessarily a monopoly. In private hands it becomes a private monopoly, ntid 11 private mon opoly Is never benevolent. The aim of a private monopoly Is to make money, and as long as human nature remains It Is tho desire to make money lias no limitations. A private monopoly will give the cheapest possible service at the greatest possible price. A public monopoly, 011 tlie Other hand, bus different alms and objects. It* sole aim la to satisfy tho community, and the community is best Mtlsfled by the highest efficiency of service at liio least EARLY MARRIAGE AN AID TO SUCCESS. When Mrs. Charles M. 8chwitb started out a few years ago to provide summer va for 6,000 children In New York her hus pot only provided the funds .but he wus liart and soul,wlth lier In the enterprise. They entered Into It together, lfSnd In hand, as they had often go no that Iray In reality lir childhood days. .. Schwab was married irben he was 22- Before,he began bis meteor-like business fcfe he had asked the tail, sweet-facccl girl who had been Ma playmate and schoolmate to be his wife. Before leav h| his hitive town fib had tried, his fortune 'as a grocery irk, but he could only make $2.00 a week. It was with encouragement of the girl be loved that he concluded to Mek a wider sphere of Influence. Ever since they were tarried his wife has watched carefully his business prog two, and, although she bis not kept up with him In tech nical knowledge, she haa freauentlx given hint viiiuiiJL!e idrlce. Of other great financiers who have married enrly, one MjjtlC the mast prominent la Thomas Lawson. In 1STS he mar Ills* QoodwHIIe. Those who remember only the spec lacular features of .tho famous "Mrs. Thomas \v. Lawson plakH Incident havif missed the romantic devotion to his HUNS A PEPPERMINT FARM. nt conduct!* peppermint —farm, a» well as (looking after a tract of land plant ed with other prod ucts common to Michigan. At 16 the bought forty acres adjoining her widowed mother'* firm, and, tenants proving unprofit able, she took the entire management, mahy cuuuc. nnd with the ex itlon. of ditching and fencing, did 11 the work on eighty acres. She 1b a ^practical farmer, haa made a stydy of the chemistry of the aoll, and thorough understands the rotation of crops. 1 cuts and rakea twenty tons of lfny Iks ten cowa night and morning, and pHM* a week sends half a ton of milk mllsa 6 the creamery, where her l&ecfce Average $00 month. She nets r||iB A month OB a couple of hundred her porkers bring fancy prices, supplying her table with fresh |atoAt and sugar cured hams and bacon, trwy year she has two thorough IgfeNA colta for sale. Angora cats are her pride and diversion, for she owns the 'choicest strains in America. A fine & «*A«rd of apples, pears, peaches, grapes and •mailer fruit adds •*'(—tsrtalty to her-Income. Miss Clark keep* her lawn like cut fi?Wl*#t The stone* banking the flower and outlining the driveways aro white as alabaster from her fre appUcatlons of lime. Flowers the' grain fields and blossom flM vegetables. fall she planted four acres of and recently ahe harvested titth entftaytag a large number of and women at II per day and ilnaats to do the work. jjifHAT TO DO IN A STORM. Who Sliriak 1 ail U(htnlii(, s, especially women, flUftlSBal at sever* thunder fMlewiug Instructions |-^M: 'WlaatV to do in such cases. Warren Smith, direct' acceptable. Be says jpecur when there la Of moisture |^|ti^':c66ih|g:'e('aii iit 4l held ly most lean kted fre ^Iwid and earth. The to aj»- peo-^ in tbe Ejnljr |ne. long lis By h. R. Clarke. ,"If I have liaen successful," said a man whose swift rise to power In the last few years has as tonished the world, "It Is because 1 have never h?d any Arts to tight In the rear," which brief utterance Implies fin untold tribute to the woman who never failed to hold one end of the fort against the Invaders of peace. wife which was its chief Inspiration. For four years be fore this particular carnation became famous Lawson was the purchaser of all that were grown, with the thought only of giving a constant and unique pleasure to his wife, who was then an Invalid, l.'pon her recovery she used It largely in dinner table decorations in their several homes until out of compliment to her it was exhibited under her name. After It had won prizes large minis of money were offered for a bull) from the plant, until Lawson, In his chnine.ter lstlc manner, bought up the whole growth at the cost of $.'10,(XX). MEN WHO TRY NEW JOBS. The Sultftu of Morocco, like tlie Sultan of Turkey, takes no chances at being poisoned and every dish that reaches the royal table is previously tasted by a functionary attached to the palace at Fez. As this functionary would bo risking his own life hi case poison should be mixed with the food, he naturally exercises, a strict vigilance in the kitchen, to prevent any tam pering With the dishes At grand banquets the number of courses sometimes reaches seventy or more, so that the work of the palace taster is not a sine curt. Our engraving Is from the Illustrated l^ondon News. barns,- near opeu windows or doors, close to cattle or horses, or near chim neys and fireplaces There Is very lit tle reason, however, for alarm during a thtmdcrjttorm or for making efforts tt Insulate one's self by getting into feather beds. etc. If you are In the vicinity of a person who has just been struck^ by lightning, no matter if he appears dead, go to work at onw t) try to restore respiration and eon s3ousn««ti. Xo matter which, method of artiflclat w»itratlon is used, keep it up for at feast an hour, and in the meantime maintain the heat of the body by hot flannels, bottles of hot water.1 wnrin clothing taken f*om by *taniters ete." Firmly and lr infe thff-i'mibs upward so as to Tare? blood to the heart and brain. When swallowing Is established a tea siKwtiful of warm WSter, wine, dilut ed whisky or bnmdy, warn coffee thanid bt en- 'W& Br tf. 3. out of the case, the average man changes his occupation something like three times before he llnds the work that lie sticks to. Employment agencies of tlie better class are frequently In a position to see the number of times a man may change work before (lulling something which he stays at perman ently. ortcn they are the medium of effecting the changes. Home men have a penchant of changing from one line of work to the other in a manner that passes ail belief, but the majority of men who work In a city are only sincerely anxious to tlnd the work wherein they can labor to the best advantage. Kven professional men have to change their profession sometimes before striking the one that Just suits them. But *0 Heard. The popular Idea that the man who dabbles In many kinds of work before settling down to the work that is to be his life vocutlou Is worthless Is hardly applicable to tilings as they are. Most men nowadays try many kinds of work before striking the line that Is to he theirs for life. If you are the average American citizen, you have changed your occupation more than once. Leaving the rural district, where a man is a farmer or nothing, a man eventnnily Nettles down into the right career It does not matter how many changes lie makes in getting to it. In fact, he Is all the better for it, his knowl edge of life Is broader, anil this will help him no matter what line ho settles into. One lias only to look about and see thnt there are a whole lot of misfits who would be the better off for making a shift or two. DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE AND LABOR. By John W. Noble. 'The Department of Commerce and Labor does not have power to enforce its own conclusions even if It Is expected to formulate them 011 all subjects within Its Jurisdiction of investigation. Where this power should be placed Is a question affecting the whole iield of controversy now agi tated by the question relating to transportation, monopolies, Illegal combinations, even as to the vit 11 controversies about tariff, reciprocity and the li^sTlii'and vigor of both our foreign nud domestic coni ,merciv...lt, hy.weycr, seems beyond doubt that the Legis lature has power to tlx rales for transportation by common carrier^ and that it can be exercised by a board of commis sioners authorized l'or the purpose by legislative act and within the limit of not destroying the property nnd busi ness so regulated that legislative power is effective and final, that tho judiciary can annul Illegal combinations to prevent competition In trade, and that the Supreme Court of the United States as to interstate or International com merce can and i!! act to set aside corporate action cre ating or even tending to create monopoly or contravening tiie anti-trust statutes. It may bo relied on as certain thnt, where the power exists to eradicate such evil and tile public intelligence is alert to support the executive, that power will be exerted until the evil Is abandoned. SAFEGUARDING THE SULTAN OF MOROCCO. temporary paralysis of the respiratory organs and the heartbeat* which. If let alone, will deepen into death, but which, treated as suggested, will often result in recovery." Mark Twain as an Arc Critic Mark Twain was visiting Bfc U. Itogers, who led the humorist iuto his .library. /.^Thert',*' he said, as he pointed to a of white marble, "what do you think of that It was the bust of a young woman colling her hair. Mr. Clemens looked at It a moment and then said: "It isn't true to nature." Why not Mr. Rogers asked. "She ought to.have her mouth full of hairpins." Pftenbw* Oroaky Drivers. •'""fetore obtaining a license, 8t Pe tersburg drosky drivers have to take -*0- ov*r ......... 1 Never iniud iiow dim tiio It Is lending tu the clay Weariest winter drenins of M"X Forever! Not In vain tlio songs'we *inK Crosses cold to width wf clin^' Sweeter re#t each cross kIimII lnii'8 Forever! -Atlanta Constitution. A DOCTOR'S OREAM. EVKltAI.. years ago 1 n-*..li'l in a wild, mountainous .i rather lonely region of Vii'K'"':l 1 her was a railroad but 11 few rt»is in from of my door and a station ami consider able village about a mile to tin- west Tho nearest station 1o ti.e cn«t «'ii about ten miles distant. 1 ni'jved the placc with my young wife late In the autumn, and about the liit of '.lit1 following March I was att:ic!.c.l with typlN»:d fever and wai ill for about :i month. Hut thanks to a naturally strong constitution, and the careful nursing of a loving and intelligent wife, I slowly recovered. As soon as I got strong enough sit up and walk a little. I told my wife alio had bettor take the cars and go and visit her brother, who lived about llfty miles east of us. She hail been taking care of me so faithfully through my illness both by day and night, that I feared her health and strength I seemed to be walking along the railroad toward the east. I first passed through a wood about half a mile wide then for about a mile through fields containing a couple of farm houses, one Inhabited and the other deserted. I then entered another wbod, and, after walking about a mile nnd a half, I came to a stream greatly swollen by the rain, which had weak ened the railroad bridge so much that the passenger train, in attempting to cross, had broken It down, and the bridge and cars, completely wrecked, were lying on both sides of the stream, except portions thut were floating down. Some of the pasengers lay dead or dying among the ruing, some were floating lh the water, and a few were clinging to trees and" bushes on the bank. It was a fearful and heartrend ing sight. "Wiwr The next day, early in the morning. It commenced raining, and continued to rain through the day and following night I felt very lonely and uneasy all day, which feeling was increased by receiving a letter from my wife say ing that she Intended to come home on Friday night by the express train. I retired late, feling ranch worried on accouut of my fearful dream. And to add to this fear, presentiment, or what ever you may call It, the dream was repeated, and even more distinct and vivid than the first time. When I arose in the morning the rain was still falling. This was Friday, nnd therefore was the day on which my wife was to start for home. There were two passenger trains from the east each day, one at 0 o'clock in the forenoon and the other at 9 in the evening. This last was the express train, and the one on which my wif? was coming. Toward the middle of the afteraoou the rain ceased falling nnd the clouds slowly cleared away. The dream had made such an Impression on my wind that I resolved to attempt to find ttu» stream I had seen #0 plainly In uiy dreams, and If It appeared at all dan gerous to attempt to stop the train be fore reaching it. Accordingly, soon after the rain was over I ot ready and started. I had never before hat! occasion to visit the station in this di rection, and AVas therefore entirely un acquainted with this part of the conn try. But I found everything just as it had appeared In my dream. immediately after starting I passed through the wood I had seen, in my dream, and then entered the open £eld and found the two farmhouses, one inhabited and the other deserted.- In fact everything was as natural as ir I had really been this ,way before. I walked slowly, and late In the after Boon 1 came to the stream, which flowed rapidly aotl seemed much io«te&«t or NORTH would fail her if she did not rest a while. I knew she had been very anxious to go, and I felt sure that her brother and Ills family would he very glad to see her, and would try to make her visit a pleasant one. She hesitated about leaving nie, fearing I might need her care: but after waiting a few rays, and seeing that I continued to gain my health nsd strength, she decided to follow my ad vice. Accordingly, one pleasant morn ing about Hie middle of April, after Holng everything she could for my comfort nnd bidding me,to be enreful about taking cold or walking too far, Mr FRANTIC SIOXAI.S WERE OBSERVED. she started, intendinyr to be gone a fortnight. One night I exercised a little bej-ond my strength, nnd felt quite tired at night and lay awake for a long time. At last I fell into an uueasy slumber and dreamed a very curious and startl ing dream. I seemed to have gone forward into the future a couple of days, and instead of Wednesday, the 24th, It seemed to be Friday, the 26th. Jt seemed in my dream that a heavy tain liiiil Uct'ii fuiiiiig iiiuat Oi the umj and all the day before, but the even ing was so clear and pleasant and not very dark, though the moon was not fihliiing. the broken cars and mangled passen gers. was still standing, and though its timber looked quite old and weather-beaten, there seemed to be little danger of its breaking down be neath tlLe weight of a passing train. There was a heavy freight train due from the west about o'clock, and I resolved to wait until at least it came, and if it passed over in safety thcra could be, I thought, but little danger of accident to the lighter passenger train. In due time it came thundering along nnd passed safely over the bridge. But, though it might have been owing to 1113' excited imagination, It seemed to me that the bridge bent nnd shook beneath the weight of the train in a manner highly suggestive of danger. At ail events, 1 resolved to wait a while longer and see if the stream, which was still rising, would have any apparent effect upon the bridge. I took with me a lantern and also a thick blanket to protect me from the damp night air. Shortly after sunset, as I was sitting a few rods from iiie stream, I heard a loud splash, and hurrying to the bridge I saw that a portion of the bank on tho opposite side had broken away, and also that the action of the water, or some other cause, had weak ened the foundations of the bridge in such a manner that a portion of the line was bent and lowered enough t* make it impossible for a train to cross! I immediately crossed the bridge, re solved to stop the train, if possible, before it reached the bridge and cer tain destruction. I went on in tho direction from which the train was to come, and soou found a good place which commanded a view of the line for a considerable distauce. I lit my lantern, wrapped my blanket closely around me, and sat down to my wearisome watch of two hours. The night was clear, but not very dark, though no moon was shin ing. I suffered nothing from cold, as I was remarkably warm, even for the climate of Virginia, and I succeeded in keeping awake, though the task was a difficult one. Slowly the moments passed by, but at last I saw by my watch that the time had nearly expired, and a few moments would decide the fate of the train and its human freight. Soon 1 saw a light, far away nud "very small at first, but rapidly growing larger and brighter. I arose, trembling with ex citement, and commenced swinging the lantern above my head, and as the train drew near I doubled my exertion and shouted as loud as 1 could. Onward came the train at a rapid speed. It was a time of terrible suspense to me. Should the engineer fail to see my signal, or not see it in time to stop the train before going a few rods past me, I knew that no human power could save It. On it came, and, just as I gave up my exertions and stepped from the line, my frantic signals were observed, arousing the sleepy brake men like an electric shock, who flew to their stations. The train was quickly stopped, and I then informed the engineer and con ductor of the danger ahead, while the frightened passengers left the car riages and gathered around me. Many a brave man grew pale when he learned what a fearful death he had so narrowly escaped. Among the passengers I fouud my wife, not mangled and lifeless, but alive and well, though somewhat frightened nnd a good deal surprised at seeing ine. The conductor gave ine seat next my wife and then had the train backed to the station It hnd just left, from which telegrams were sent to warn all other trains of the danger. In the morning mv wife and I took the stage for home.—Pittsburg Kss. A Case of Quality. A clever little gentleman well known In the scientific world was one day standiug with half a dozen tall men when one of them turned to him and said that he had not seen him be fore, as he was so very small. "Very likely," replied the little gen tleman. "I am like a sixpence among six copper pennies—not easily per ceived, bnt worth the whole six to gether."—I«ondon Standard. There was a terrible sensation at a late wedding: Every one said that one of the bridesmaids looked prettier than the bride. -Vpv -r"'.K ^he entertainment a- man finds In politics* woman finds ia religion. Imbued With the idea that the conquest of the North l'ole can only be accomplished by explorers who have become acclimated to the rigors of the Arctic winter and who have had long practice with tile managemcnt of (log sledges, a part.v of baidj ones in Dawson City, the metropolis of the Yukon district, have given an appreciative ear to the project of L»r. Antony Varicle, a Frenchman at present a resident of Dawson, who is said to lie an inventor and un anient student of polar research. iris plans as described to a meeting of citizens of 1 awson recently, tlo not lack novelty, and it is re ported that lienerai (Jrecly. who lias been in the Arctics himself 011 a memorable expedition, has de ciareil the scheme is well founded. Certainly, lie ad mitted the correctness of the judgment of the French ex^lcvn- In deciding to 111aice a trial trip, as it were, in the Yukon district tiie coming winter, where the stage is set very like the setting in the neigh borhood of the l'ole. and the experimenters will be within reach of civili zation. The real start. 11s .reported, is to lie made in June, next year, so that Commander l'eary need not fear keen competition as he nears his goal, for he will have had'almost a year's start. A11 international society for polar research and experiment was recently formed at Dawson. It is the object of tills organization, said to number 200 members, to assist in the develop ment of the theory of Dr. Varicle. It is the contention of the new North l'ole seekers that the expeditions of all former polar explorers or Pole seek ers have been conducted 011 anything but lines that would be approved by the northern travelers of experience. Yukoners found many weak points in tlie methods of travel, equipment and composition of nearly every polar expedition'of the past. Science Vention Because England's canals are used so little, comparatively, a correspond ent of the Loudon Times has written to that paper making a novel sugges tion. He would have the canals drain ed nnd their beds converted Into road ways for the use of automobiles. Users of tobacco should, according to a (icrmim investigator, filter the smoke from their pipes through cotton soaked in ferric salts. l?.y this process the'funics of the eseuthil oil, of the hydrogen sulphide, the cyanhydric acid and about half the nicotine and its products of decomposition are got rid of, while the smoke is not deprived of its aroma. A substitute for the kerosene lamp, lately introduced in western Europe, consists of an alcohol burner and a Wclsbach mantle, which is suspended in a small glass chimney. Wood-al cohol is burned, and the illumination obtained is very brilliant, amounting to 45 candle-power with a small port able lamp. The light is said to be steady and smokeless. An Interesting novelty in railroading is the gasoline motor-car recently con structed by the Union Pacific Railroad for local passenger service near Oma ha. The six-cylinder motor possesses 100 horse-power, and the car has seats for 25 passengers. It Is heated with water-pipes supplied from the cylin der packets of the motor, and the oper ating speed is from 20 to 30 miles an hour. Horseshoe fall, Niagara, has reced ed more than 260 feet within the mem ory of living men, and is now travel ing toward Lake Erie at the rate of fully 000 feet a century. At present the crest of this fall, as its name Im plies, has the general outline of a horseshoe, and its length is about 3,000 feet, but if the present rate of erosion continues teh length of the crest may reach 8,000 feet or more within the next half-millennium. A writer has this to say about smok ing by women: "Smoking develops the mustache, a fact which Is well known by small boys and is at once the cause of juvenile smoking in the one sex and the alarming development of mustaches in the other. Moreover, smoking produces, nt any rate in wom en, weak-rimmed eyelids, for which reason in a mixed assemblage of wom en it is easy to pick out the smokers by the ugly pink tinge of the eyelid edges." Is there some not yet understood photographic power in a stroke of lightning? Many people say that there is and many scientists call tbo claim absurd. The following Item comes from a recent English newspaper: "A young man named Frank Goodson was killed by lightning while stand ing under a tree at Wimbledon. When the body was being placed in the cof fin nt the mortuary it was observed that there were marks imprinted upon the right thigh which bore a re markable resemblance to leaves. Good son was, of course, fully clothed at the time when he -was struck." Since the fearful eruption- of Mont Pele in 1902, when the city of St. Pierre was destroyed, that remarkable volcano has furnished many extraor dinary phenomena for the study of ge ologists. Its wonderful "spine," or "tower," has now been replaced, in scientific interest, by a vast dome of andesltic roel half a mile in diameter at the base, and about 1,200 feet high, which stops the aperture at the bot tom of the crater like a gigantic cork. The Abbe Yvon and Franz Beaufrand recently descended into the crater, and climbed, part way up the dome. Avalanches of dnst and ashes fre quently plunge down the sides of the dome, and from fumaroles about its base issue clouds of smoke and vapors. Incandescent spots occasionally appear near the summit of the dome. A Safe Wager. "i see that a member of the New port colony makes this naive excuse when threatened with an interview: "My lawyer will not allow me to for publication any more."' "Well, I'll bet It wasn't a woman that eaid that-fe-fleveland Plain DmI- Thla la the Method Adopted In Manr Places. The land on both sides of the road way can be planted with fruit trees of various kinds, says the Country Calen dar. It will then become as valuable as an inclosed orchard—in fact, it ii be an orchard without need of an in closure, for most States uow have laws which forbid allowing cattle to ruu at large. This would not be an experimental step, for it has alreud been demonstrated that can be satis factorily taken. In a small way the advantages of it have been shown in oue or two States of the Union, while in foreign countries it has long since become an established practice. In France, for example, great success has attended it. It appears thnt the move ment was started by the government, but so satisfactory did it prove that the town and communes soon took it up on their own account. It is now an important industry is yielding a revenue of nearly $00, 000,000 per annum. No particular troe is used, to the exclusion of others, but different kinds are chosen with re gard to their adaptation to the soil and climate. In the South the cherry predominates and the fruit is used in the manufacture of wines, preserves and alcohol. In Touralne the plum Is most In evidence, while throughout the Allier and Llmogne walnut trees trans form the dusty highways into shaded nud beautiful walks or drives. Nor is France alone in the work, for in Ger many, In Belgium nnd in the duchy of Luxembourg the plan is largely iu vogue. And it is profitable. O11 the roadsides of Wurtemburg, for instance, the fruit grown in 1878 was valued at over $200,000, while twenty years later it was estimated at $750,000, and Belgium statistics show that up to ISOfj there had been planted along the highways of that small -country 741, 571 trees, from which there had even then been realized a net profit of near ly $2,000,000. In the light of these facts, let some competent and careful statistician tell us what might lie done In this wonder ful land of ours. Surely it would be safe to affirm that the revenue which might be derived from these roadside trees would be sufficient for building all needed highways, and for keeping them in constant repair. AUGUR FOR DRILLING SALT.— Compreaaed Air Ftfrnlahea the Power for Working the Device. In the city of Musfiegon, Mlcli.. salt Is used in large quantities, and conse quently the warehouses of the firms dealing in it are capacious enough to store-away a considerable supply. As is well known, salt, on account of Its affinity for water, is a substance that has a tendency to harden and cake when piled away any length of time, and some of the cellars where it Is stored contain beds of it twenty feet high and so hard that but little im pression can be made upon them even with the pick or ax. For this reason a somewhat curious device has been brought into use to loosen the material so that it can readily be secured. This is a large boring tool or augur, which is oper ated by compressed air. The augur Is mounted on a wheeled truck, which Is guided by bandies projecting from the rear of the framework. The rear end of the augur revolves in a socket fitted lsto the framework, while the air is admitted to the socket from the hose which supplies it. When operated the boring tool is pushed against the mass of salt and the augur is set in motion, and In a minute or two, so rapidly does the tool work, a hole about five Inches In diam eter is made in the formation the en tire length of the augur. Then anoth er hole is drilled parallel with the first, and another, until the pile has beon undermined, so to speak, when its contents can easily be broken out. The advantage of this method is seen when it Is said that two men can get out as much salt by the power method as two dozen men by using picks and shovels.—Technical World. Under Age. People in Blrchtown were used to Uncle Randolph Green's way of talk ing and onjoyed it, but at last there came, as a member of the summer colony, a man who had a desire to set everything and everybody straight ac cording to his ideas. "What Is the sense of your referring to that animal of yours as a 'colt'?" demanded this person one day. "How old is he?" "Well, he's going on eleven years," said Uncle Randolph, mildly. "Eleven years!" sneered the man. "Well, we should call that pretty an cient for a colt—in New York." "I think likely you would," said Uncle Randolph, without rancor, bnt with considerable firmness in his soft, old voice "but perhaps 'twould be well to consider, mister, that this colt o* mine resides in Blrchtown, where eleven years Is pretty young for horse." arJ A Baee Board. Xfrs. tobbs waited until dinner was~ over, says the New York Press, before •he handed Mr. Dobbs the note Willie had brought from his teacher. "My boy," said Dobbs, when he had read It, "I understand from this that you are excused from school until the board of education has an opportunity to consider your case?" "Yes, sir," answered Willie, who had begun to whimper. "Do you know what the board of education Is, my son?" "Xo, sir." Mr. Dobbs went into the shed and selected a thin, flexible strip of board. I Then he summoned his son, and for Qg-C several minutes he was busy with Willie. "That, my son." he said, a* he finish ed, "is the board of education that was of use to me wheu I was a boy." Shah Liked BulThlo Bill. The Shah of Persia recently saw Buffalo Bill's show, and enthusiastical ly declared that It was more interest ing than grand opera. A man and his girl can endure a great many hardships when tbey ai* courting that they don't know aiw hardships until after Uk- mar* ftad. S&Sif-J. mi. iB:: •m