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esh I'a VY A.K0TA NEWS. hn •6(1 to am] v H, 1 W CAPITAL CONVENTION. ttvention liiexpectedly Cora the Dakota. Capita! Cotttmls m. J&owiOflrftoni Canton of the ifith, 1 to the Pioneer Press.] nventlon last i •a city. Fiftc i jhes were flaud flu 2 and J. W commission. ujd others, in s f'US 1, Iji'Mil id 3 u. \y a: i Oi: r.tc\ I".' tt 8r. ght was the largest ever counties were re present by Kellatn, Pettlgrew, Taylor, in opposition to and by Jercel), Drown, Ivor. The sentiment of by the vote on the ador ations introduced by A. ie committee on resolu s taken, and but seven adoption, while fully resolutions: used by the legislature, e the capital of this nt location at thecitvof :itral and accessible tlac) icreas the said act nru of commissioners to lo !, whereas li- said corn 1 atul entered oil the s such therefore, ty the ikota, in mass meeting at led, bo it opjiosed to any unlawful It vu exprcs frfoi lowing rr .yiairman of finding vote «|ed against tl Were cast for An act was to rem from Its pre ftsome more el v'y Jloutital: tory and, v e apnointu: at I quabtl •tl fdtlljr their dutie utheaatern I1 i *,aiiton asset i, 4L That we are w, in any mui fl to obatrnc lawful ir ijpany was n. s. whatsoever, calculated hinder the said coinmis •hark'a of their duties: sliere any unlawful or unjust jweats 3f taken to obstruct the said commission ules, as aforo^aid, to bo •'ss interest aim nnaticial ry that as yd wo behave aot committed any act to attacking thorn: that wo o condemn any man or which tlit*..* have not com last year immense sams I en expanded in ad v' for the purpose of liereto, and that as a result se best advertised country ie lof immigration which 'ore to the Southwest and territory, and that wo are of the t'l'i'.irest immigra bv a Territory that it is citizen of Dakota to jeal sure calculated to injure any way or ruannfr that tnd scandalizing of any of blic press is calculated to sperous outlook and to ur competitors to take nir immigration to them vintr tiuj said commission nity to fait charge of theii ft to the bum of this Terri' fnuaissioQ lias ouWic pre*s Crossly wronu in for my a." aat during the 1 have i SnhisisTerri' Immigration ory to-day ld: that the [irected here: aing tothi |be isidst of i ever enjoy brest of eve llnize anv imigration defamation by the i present avenue fci jof and turn i in favor of i honestly and impartially heir duties. ute denoun nztho legislature and the n was offers! by King of Chamberlain, ived less thai i dozen votes. The sonti is convention was overwhelmingly in oi the party in v/Jiose interest the meeting he 11--- ^Rfmav PACIFIC LAND. Important Case Now Awaiting lecislon of tlio Interior liejiart- HQTOK, Special Telegram, April 18.— Teller ie n-'W engaged on a very im ileci&ioQ »Cfee! ing tlio mtereats of a largo of aettlera n! ng the line of the Nortu Sc Bailroa i comyany, as woll aa tbo-e fompany. Importaut legal questions i the oomvanv's grant are iuvolved, i argued bt re the secretary several 1 by Roscoo ojililiug in the interest of Keildingt n, a land office i.:us ft large number of cli the railroad, iu a eouver •••rrospotidt'iit to-day, thus] i .o qtii-rttiona tg. be aettleil .:irtiou: the Northern Pacific Hail twenty Mr, .* here, whi jave iiK the Iifu fith your ...i:w. .ijly esplaim i. n secretary'a i vij.pf-.figinal grant miles in the States ... Territories with an imlemtn- |f ten mile .t :d:ti-u il in both fcjtate^ and los. Afterw.ir Is :h»T- W.IH abother grant ineti and jonal ten n. n arose in t: Lor:. *li"* indemnity limit. In lSTl •I'eiiordepartment whether not in itself a legislative Is within the granting limits ely upon the tiling of the ute. Secretary Delano held Uuii of the act already o withdrawal of tho granted Jfal of all la ''e" "fleet imme: •r:ster v^lio general thji-le aixth •iter ti'd™ a legisla' mt this aeci ^.miinisaeci.- n did not affect the indem |ts under either of tlie acts. Au executive uiise i#al, however, was made on the States and ffit. i'4e«o( Ijhe indemnity limits not covered by •ron: -Wative witl.!: iwal under the act. Three vv »s now atiae: '•..i-Where the a't itself operated as a legisla Thdrawal of amis within the indemnity (in nl yarid—Whether the executive withdrawal of ^muity limits were authorized by law, and if 4 CuPfr'' y lliW wliet er tli9 laud should be ^-aP'i-Wheiherthe'-c is any power in the secre nc- the interior to now withdraw any of the old BilthiB the indemnity limit. VVat to |Reddington says tnat thou.san^ls of pec intereeted in tlio forthcoming decision, him he is in rece j»t every day of a largo wilici |r of letters of inquiry regarding it. The rroffi |ra8an imm wane, and, although thero 'a ^,] great many settlemeuts within the in limits, still the fact that the decision •e ^-'Hieerelwy of the interior ia 1«72 held •were withdrawn by legislative I tV!i keej) people off the land' w waiting to take them it' cjie:'® Mram open. Mr. lieddington ia of ais p'on ,l,!C^Rr jquid n ^ie decision of the sec- they will be thrown open to settlement that o»t UPuo to Dakota Xewspa to Lor- pers. the Offlcinrntti Times. ntpid development of Dakota, chfsi wonder of the day, is more jihai: y doe to the newspapers ofthe ter than to any other cause. A town I »r niaa^06^ maP!'e^ out before a weekly y Basse* i® es'fcblished, and a population of "a wesi'USand souls is sometimes eonaid meaf:%ufficient justify the publication generally are the benelits [or of!' re I*2, ,ved fitf A Hewsyiiper appreciated that !jerstfrtWChanta often offer a printer in- a nd ^nento by way of a bonus or sub iron *'ions for a cetain number of copies paid P«$er,and in all cases the.v lib je doci®" patoh&Bize the printing offices. rt 11 to which Dakota merchants wis the newspapers and by cir at tbt" JlitOpishiny. A Dakota town 9jW#i|*tper is not literally filled &dvortU)euieiitH isicotisidered dying •an btiad, alko toot a desirable place for an nown' prisinfr and tiergetic man to iocate. theof some of the Dakota pa 111th® ''boom" editions, which y every few months,and which, ovlir country, and also K top* have given every town in the ":nrj°*ytyde reputation. It is not to PPgl|-that the newspaper pub wealthy men of Dakota. f-eivcJ OWi«ld others reap, but theirs is l.I-jef Of love, and usually it is enough rilled1y are able to afford t&eir families a nd. «)rtabio living. I juit! pe^ rro Journal: Tally one for the Pi lady lawyer, Miss Cynthia Kloise, dand. She was assigned bv Judge rton as counsel for Ada Williams, )00 I» indicted for selling liquor without a li cense. The opposing counsel were Holmes Dillon, and the way that Miss Cleveland vanquished these gentlemen of the Pierre bar was a caution. f'akota's Territorial University YANKTON, D. T., Special Telegram, Anvil 1G. —Saturday aud to-day the Dakota uuiversity U Vermillion, Clay county, was formally or ganized, Gov. Ordway being cx-oflicio pres ident of the board of regents, and (Sen. Beadle superintendent of public inetruction, also ex orticio member of the board. The other mem bers are N. Burdtck, Vernxillioti, N. D. I'imi'ing, Jamestown, E. C". Erickdon, Elk I'oint, Jo!m L. Jelly, Vermillion E. T. Oresxy, Huriiu, and D. Elwell, Sioux Falls, all of whom were present except the two latt-jr. The tirst le-i-dature passed a lwil loeaiing the State ujiiveiRitv at Vermillion. Nothing was done till si year ago, when the people of Vermillion incJI'u irated the university under Territorial la\v!«, wi'li a board of trustees, etc. Clay county voted $10,000 bonds and citizens giv. i}C»,000 iii earth and land, lluilding was begun, and laat fad, under Rev. l)r. Epstein, the ltnivi ity waa opened for pupils and Something over fifty have attended. At once, the pc-op'e of Ver million. not fully satisfied with their title to the university, pioeured the passaco of a bill last winter locating ami endowing ttie Dakota university at Vermillion, and appropriating ?0,0(K) in bonds for the completion of tin* building. The institution thus came under the patronage of the Ten'itory, and ttie old board turned over all tbu property and records to the new board of rt gouts. 1). \V\ Iumau waa chosen treasurer, and (-Jen. l'.eadlo Becretarv. Tlio board made arrangement:* to complete the building and purchase apparatus. Dr. Epstein is to continue in charge for the present. Dakota now Iku a free university iu full operation. Sioux Fait* «l list ice. Sioux FAI.T.S, Dak., Special Telegram, April 10.—The April term of the district court for this county adjourned t.-dav, having been in Bession ten days. no pri-oner, Thomas Golden, waa Hent -ncod to the Territorial poui tontiar.v for one year, convict *d of grain! lar ceny. The RL'grejjato of the lines imposed amounts to $ 1,-100, !jS)0( being from the gambling caees. doe of the most important cases—that ol" Surah 1). i a'dsouof Minneapolis, vs. The Estate of T. T. ('ochran—was settled before trial, and the famous title suit of Shil lock vs. l'etngrew, involving title to a largo ^art of tlio land upon which tho city of Siour 'alls ia aiuiatod, was continued. Bismarck has voted $25,000 for the purpose of building a new school house The concentration of troops at central points in large garrisons will result in the abandonment of a number of the smaller posts »n the Northwestern fron tier, and it is understood that Fort Stevenson is included in the list of those to be given up by the military author ities. Application has already been made by the commissioner of Indian af fairs for its transfer to the interior de partment to be used as a school for the instruction of Indian youth. The appli cation has been favorably considered, and the change will be made as soon as the date of abandonment has been fixed upon by the war department. .Some de lay may, however, be caused by the fail ure of congress to appropriate funds suf ficient to enlarge those selected to be permanent posts. J. J. Patent is the new mayor uf James town. Jensen, the largo city treasurer, is Sl'j.oOo short. His bondsmen, twenty in number, are good for it. David Calhoun committed suicide at Yankton by cutting the arteries iu his arms with a pen knife and by cutting a gash in his abdomen. Whisky did it. Scott Uiggins,a disreputable character of Yankton, is in jail for attempting to ravish an elderly lady named Bancroft. There is a rush of immigrants over the Hastings & Dakota road this spring. From liftv to one hundred car loads of stock and household goods per day have been coming for the past three weeks. The passenger trains run from six to ten coaches tilled with land seekers. Judge Carville, one of the original set tlers at Bismarck and the first judge of probate and treasurer of Pitirleigh coun'v, died at Manchester, N. 11., a short time ago. A new road from Yankton up the Mis ouri valley, to a point near Fort .1 Ivi ford, is soon to be built. The road is to be called the Yankton, Okobojo & Fort lluford. The articles of incorporation have been tiled with the secretary of Dakota Territory. A Yankton dispatch says: Inasmuch as the capital removal bill stipulates that the territory shall receive not only a bo nus of at least $100,000 in money, but al so a bonus of at least 1(10 acres of land wherever the c.ipitol is fixed, which Kit) acres is to be mainly laid out in town lots and sold for the benefit of the territory, it is assumed that the location to be fixed upon will not be any considerable town already established, but will, be rather, some place easily accessible but removed from present towns. It is understood here that the committee will not be in fluenced by mere proffers of money over and above the $100,000 to locate the cap ital at any other than the best point. Geo. S. Jiidwcll, of Mitchell, gave a banquet in honor of Judge Edgerton and members of the bar recently. Toasts were given and responses made and al together it was a very happy affair. Fred Ilaselton, a homesteader living twelve miles south of Mitchell fell dead in the street. The family lived at Water loo, Iowa. He leaves a* wife and eight children. The Grand Forks council has voted to issue bonds to build two iron bridges across the Red River to connect East Grand Forks. At the government land office in Hu ron 25,000 acres were taken on the 5th inst. A fine flowing well, throwing a three inch sheet forty feet high, has been stuck in Mitchell at a depth of i'.OoYeet, givinsr the town the beet water supply in Southeastern Dakota. A water power company will be formed at once to afford facilties for manufacturing. Sixty-one instruments are now con nected with the Huron telephone ex change. A lumber famine in the towns west of Mitchell is seriously delaying building projects. The Dakota Central railway company have suoplied fifteen extra engines for the transfer of freight. Miller Journal: Fifteen new locomo tives have been placed on this line with in the last thirty days, and still the blockade is almost as unbroken as ever. Some of our merchants have had freight on the road from Chicago for four weeks nd yet it cometh not. Seeding is reported to he progressing rapidly in Southern Dakota, and the ground is said to have never been in bet ter condition. This is especially so in the neighborhood of Sioux Falls, Minne haha countv *£eports from all points in the Red river valley indicates that seed ing will be commenced next Monday. A contract has been let for the con struction of a llouring mill at Aberdeen, I)ak., for ."»o,0(K), Chesham Brothers tV Gunn, Minneapolis, being the successful bidders, Mfs*iHaiieoi:s Matters. The quaint old town of Boscavveu. X, H., is to celebrate the one hundred and fiftieth anniversary of its existence, dur ing the coming summer. This town lias given to the world Daniel and Ezek iel Webster, Gen. John A. Dix, William Pitt Fessenden, Nathaniel and Charles G. Green, and other distinguished men. A southern journal says there are three seasons in Florida—the orange, vegetable aud invalid the last paying the best. In summer the Floridians live on yams aud sugar-cane, and in winter on Yankees. It is estimated that the daily sale of natural flowers in Paris realizes some $20,000. Gardenias are the most fash ionable flower, and sell at $1 each next come lilies of the valley, at $2 a pot, roses du roi and purple roses, violets, carnations. The camellia, at one time so highly prized, is entirely out of fash ion. It is said that the gigantic statue of Hermania to be placed at Xiederwald, near the Rhine, is to contain forty-five ton of metal. The blade of the sword alone weighed one ton. On the tip ot one ofthe fingers of the left hand of the figure is the Imperial Crown of Ger many, and the body is clad in chain arm ar. A figure ofthe Moselle is to stand apposite another, representing the Rhine, at the foot of the statue, and each jf those will be eighty feet high. Dif ferent portions of this bronze Colossus and its attendant groups are being cast in Berlin, Dresden, Nuremberg and other places. Yankees are supposed to be the champion advertisers of the world, and they certainly have restored to some startling and even questionable practice in this matter. But they are not the only people who transgress the rules of good taste in advertising. The publish ers of a German novel recently caused to be inserted in a large number of news papers a notice to the effect that a cer tain nobleman of wealth and htgh posi tion, desirous of finding a wife, wanted one who resembled the heroine in the novel named. Thereupon every mar riageble woman who saw the" notice bought the book in order to see what the heroine was like, and the work had an immense sale. The annual reunion of the society of the army of the Potomac will be held in Washington on May 10 and is, and prom ises to be of unusual interest. Among those expected to speak at the banquet are President Arthur, Secretaries Fre linohuysen and Lincoln, Attorney-Gen eral Brewster, ex-Presidsnt llaynes, Generals Grant, Sherman, Sheridan, McClellan, Hancock, and Schurz, Ad miral Porter, Charles Pudley Warner, and ex-Governor Curtiu, of Pennsyl vania. Louise Chandler Moultonsays that the French never seem to think it worth their while to learn English. Even tne professor of English in a French college put his objects before the verbs, and says lov-ed aud wish-ed. Sometimes, for pe cuniary benefit, they wiil pretend to a greater knowledge of the language than they actually possess. A little flower boy: "You my fiowers buv?" "you give me a penny--poor little English boy'."' As the dirty little gamin says the words he proves himself only French and noth ing else. The Boston Herald produces statistics to prove that while pneumonia is on the increase in New York, it bus been stead ily declining in Boston for some years past. The number of deaths from pneu monia was absolutely less in 1882 than in 1SSI. The Herald attributes this fav orable showing to the increasing cleanli ness of the one city, and the filthiness of the other. The reappearance of thr Star of Beth lehem is predicted by astronomers foi this year or the next. On the 11th of November, 1"»72, Tveho de Brahe dis covered a star in Cassiopeia which equaled Sirius, and even Venus, in brightness for a month, and then fell back into its former insignificance. Con jecture has sought to establish a connec tion between this phenomenon and two similar apparitions in 1 ."84 and LM5. A not unnatural inference was that the same increase of volume of this remark able star occurred before 94.1, which would bring us to about GoU and 310, and to the date of the Nativity. This star ia now again due. Dr. Gatling, the inventor ofthe famous gun, is a Southerner, but looks like an elderly German. He is still iiard at other inventions, and promises to again surprise the world. A young man died in Rome, Ga., a few days ago, after an illness of forty eight hours, and his physician said his death was due to congestion of the lungs caused by smoking cigarettes. Dr. A. E. Baldwin of Marshall paid $2 and costs for assaulting County Clerk(r at terson. KOBLE VICTIMS OF OPIUM. A Hifjh I life Sensation, True In all Particular^ Kxcept Names. London Lile. Very recently a rising young physi cian in the West End of London was summoned to attend a very urgent case. As the carriage drew up at the door, he observed that there was nn awning and a carpet extending from the portal to the curb, and on reaching the hall he found that the house was thronged with people in evening dress. The messen ger, speaking to a white-haired, mili tary looking gentleman who sat alone before the tire-place, said "sir Hugh, this is Dr. Fielding/'aud withdrew. The gentleman addressed rose from his chair, and as he stood in the blazing light of the sea-coal lire be seemed a man in w hose splendid physical pres ence the doctor at once recognized tho person of a famous naval commander whose deeds of personal prowess iu the Pacific and in the China Se s had won for him something more than a national reputation. "Be seated, doctor," he said, pointing to a chair, "My daughter was to have been married to-day. I have sent for you because I know your re nutation for the treatment of nervous diseases is very high." "My professional skill is at your ser vice,"* said the doctor. "Your answer is frank and to the point," returned the baronet. ,,The marriage of my daughter has not taken place. To-day she passed from a state of vivacity and apparent happiness .int.) one of stupor. All our efforts to arouse her have proved unavailing. In order that you may comprehend the entire situation, I shall be forced to detail some of mv own ami of mv family history. Her mother was a native of the East In dies, I married her after a brief court ship when I was a Flag Lieutenant in the East India squadroon, many years ago. She was a daughter of a missionary who had given over his zealous ambition to convert the heathen of Burmah and gone into trade. In a short time h's for tune had reached an incred ible amount. Tin?re were vague rumors that the greater part of it had been gathered by transactions in opium. The young lady" herself was beautiful and tal ented, and the sole heiress of her fath er's enormous wealth. Among the many suitors who came I was the suc cessful one, and our wedding was in many respects a most remarkable affair. Our only child was born some years later, and shortly after I was ordered to an ar duous service in the Coriscan waters. On its completion I returned to England to find my wife broken in health and the victim of the most painful complication of disorders. It was necessary to allay her pain and to do this morphia was re sorted to. She lingered on and died. Before her death she told me in a lucid moment that she had learned the use of opium in her child hood, and that, while she bad never be come a slave to it, she had nevertheless taken it with regularity, and she had no doubt that her illness resulted from the habit. In this view the physician who attended her concurred. Now, sir, mv child appears to me to have been using some drug. I have no reason to believe that she is a slave to a habit of taking opium in any of its horrible forms, but my heart is ourdened with the gravest apprehensions. Should you discover that she is. the wedding ceremony, which otherwise is only postponed, shall never take place. The bride-groom is the son of my dearest friend, and I can never permit that he shall have the prospect of a life of misery, such as mine lias been the more so for the reason that there ia no way to insure a life happiness for her." They passed out through the hall, up the staircase, encountering the guests who had been bidden to the marriage feast taking their departure. Some of them gave looks of curiositv, but all of them had a word of sympathy or a pres sure of the hand to bestow upon the stricken father as he passed by. On reaching the landing, the Baronet stopped for a moment to recover his self possession, and then gently opening a door, ushered the doctor into the pa tient's chamber. The sight that greeted the doctor's eves embraced as its central feature the form of a young lady clad in a dress of white s.itin and lying on a bed. A bridal veil of delicate lace trailed its luxuriant length over the back of a chair, on which also hung a wreath of orange blossoms. In a moment the man of science saw that the father's worst fears were justi fied. A mere glance at the swollen eye lids. whose unnatural yellow color was heightened by the dark blue veins that traversed them, showed that the young lady was not only the victim ofa larger portion than she iiad been accustomed to take, but that the custom itself was of old standing. "Well, Doctor," asked the baronet, anxiously, "is it opium?" "We must first save her life," replied the doctor evasively. Proper remedies were administered so successfully that in a few minutes the victim was aroused from the state of coma into which she had fallen, ati(l brought to her feet. Then began the heroic treatment. She was beaten with hands, pricked with sharp points and subjected to repeated shocks from a galvanic battery, while her stomach was attacked with the most powerful emetics, and all the while she was kept walking up and down the room, despite her pleadings to lie allowed to lie down and close her eyes. It took many hours be fore the danger passed away. Then the doctor sought the Baronet in his library, and said without preface: "Your daughter, sir, is a confirmed opiumeat er not only has she used the drug in that form, but has taken it sub-tyitane ouslv." "This is horrible news," moaned the father. "Can not this frightful habit be checked and finally stopped? It you can stop it, or if you think you can, re linquish your career to devote yourself, to the task, and I will give you my whole fortune nay, even my life." Dr. Fielding shook nis head gloomily. "No," he said, "science has not done that. Even in paradise appetite reigned and ruined." That night the doctor pored over his books and finally, asif possessed of some new impulse, he hastened to his labor atory, and selecting from its shelves a bottle, carefully measured out a portion of morohia. He was about to conduct an experiment of which he himself was to be the subject. It does not require many months for opium to assest its swav. Within a year the subject bad become a ruler, and the student was enthralled probably beyond the power of escape. Meanwhile he de voted himself to the care of tie baronet's daughter, He sacrificed his own career, shunned bis old associates, gave up all practice, and either passed his time by her side or in the retirement of his own rooms, dream ing in blissful, fateful sleep. Into the morbid brain of the doctor came visions of lands in whose glorious confines a goddess dwelt aud ruled. Into his heart there came a new sensation of pleasure and pain. And besotted by the drug, or wrapped in the slumber of its creation, one thought alone pulsated in his brain. He was in love with his patient. And for a time his efforts were crowned with encouraging results. Devoting all his attention to her case, he at last checked her crav ing for the drug, and loosened the fet ters of habit, though, unfortunately, without being able to break them. The father, noticing the first" results, was transported with joy, but seeing that the improvement was not permanent, be came the prey of a renewed anxiety. He questioned the doctor closely. The answers gave him no satisfaction. Sail experience had given him a keen in sight. One day the thought flashed up on him that the doctor himself betrayed symptoms of being an opium slave. He bluntly put the question: "Do you take opium?" The doctor's pallid face, his trembling nerves, his lusterless eyes, gave one an swer, but the honor of the man made him pause before he opened his lips— and lied. He had been devoting so much labor and time to the study of this case, he said, that bis health bad felt some ill effects but he had now become more hopeful than ever, and he felt that the future was bright with almost assured hope. He said it was clear that the father himself had become the prev of his unfortunately morbid surround ings, and that he solely needed change of air. "In short, you should go on a sea-voyage, hope for the best for your daughter, and when you return you will receive good news. 1 assure you that you will." Reassured by this con (blent tone and manner, the baronet acted upon l)r. Fielding's suggestion. He was away for a considerable time, and, being con tinually advised of the rapidly progres sing recovery ot his cnuu, returned at last, improved in health and full of joy ous anticipations. His arrival was quite unexpected. The butler admitted him, hut he pushed rapidly by and entered the room where it was indicated he would find his child. There he encoun tered the doctor, who was just arousing himself from an opium sleep. His daughter half awake, half reposing in an armchair, her eyes half closed, the lines of her face softening and changing as her mind swayed in tne elysium of the opi ate. Horror-stricken, the father dashed toward the doctor, with a look upon his face that told of murder. But at that moment nature's hand stayed him, his heart ceased to beat, his eyes closed, his form tottered and he fell to the floor. Apoplexy, brought on in the moment of wild excitement, had claimed a victim. The doctor made a feeble effort to re store him, but his vacillating mind could not grasp the necessary treatment. When the servants came inthey found him by the body, gibbering idiotically. They carried him away, leaving, for the time, the beautiful victim of an incurable malady asleep in her chair. The JHrrr.y Makers. A satisfactory answer "Young man," said a grave-looking gentleman, "are you prepared to die?" "1 am a freight brakeman on the X. Y. k Z. road," was the prompt response.—Boston Trans cript. One of the great actors: "Yes," said Brown, "Stalker is a great actor. He is possessed of real talent." "And he hides it so perfectly!" added Fotrg, in sympathetic admiration.—Boston Trans cript. Too heavy to carry: "Bah Jove!" ex claimed young Dudiboi, "the weatbah is getting so mild, yer know, that I must have the ferrule taken off'my cane. It's too beastly heavy for a^warm day, yer know.'' A tint from the art world: She had just visited the studio of an artist famous for painting interiors and she was going into raptures over this work. "Then you think him a great painter?" "De lightful! So much fee'ing. Such good color. His insidos are jast too charming for anything."—Life. "Speed the parting guest:" Things one wou rather have left unsaid. "We've had such a pleasant evening, Mr. Jones. May I beg of you to ask one of your servants to ill a hansom?" "With pleasure, Mrs. Smith."—London Punch. The first quarrel: Philip Fogy, Jr., (who has refused, after prolonged dis cussion, to get gaudy raiment and take his wife to the Derblune's fancv ball), morosely: 1 wish I had mar'ied a sen sible woman. His recently-acquired spouse (to vviio^1 the said ball is for the moment much more attractive than heaven), vindictively: She wouldn't have you!—Life. "I have made one human being hap py to-day," said Fred Blanks lo Bob Belt, an Austiu lawyer. "Did you 'send a barrel of flour to a poor widow?'' "No my means ilo not allow me to be so extravagant, but I told an apolicant for a position in the legislature that knew he would get it." "Well, that w one of those little courtesies that casts a rav of sunshine into the troubled life ofa feilow-fraveler in this vale of tears, and which does not. cost anything." "The mischief it di ln't cost anything! I !«or rowed two dollars from him on the strength of it."—'Texas Sittings, as Sir Philip Rose, the legal adviser of the English Tory party, is dead.