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V' BEHALU-AilVA.WIi MILBANK, Purer ti'-.ni e u i *i wo shmi' Shoul 1 love o.-cli other belt' '**. If we iri'j utit!oU.J. Oould w: jlliU"- t»!l de-ds by uv'.t E«e tl :'(.•! unit lnnl within, fl&ftea w.» sill)'! (i OV e till' xill!i' W-V All the wh we |..u'!i :'.V|pould v•? knmv the powers »,.r. 't%' To o' -.tlirow ity iblWfe fti 1 l'uk'i i ll •. i i n WlUi in .re pat .. it we Jo c» I-1 Kn •V t!H* e 'And lh' ti or ft- .• I •., ..A UihIi -to i ''"V'OUkl .• ,•. s 8eo«- i woiut heroin I'ShOtt'il )j-•.!i t»v wt- !i ".tfT ShOtt. w«* pitj tsc |»ls»n. *%h! we nt»Vw ..••,. Knov ncnot-i"- ..i *..• '3@CrotrJi. not tic ^3 Is le. £k elnjr •5' Alltl |h! w, '^y*e if# '•Mr. turbid in !t^ so:in.H% ri! iHri'tl the tn il •ottiiti f-'ruin- of 1 vi' i in'li i .t er 1 ci t« ll'V VI! 0 I'.-'mcI. St fSMrylng Fortunos of the icky Fellow Aliv«.' Xr. Fr 4abtedl y live, at' lat any append i »tty mis fe, and to about men token, n 1 hebep go any bo bee lachooi tr seine 1 •l'"" iM'WMiJ, L'di.or inn! f'uiii sfaer :,r S. D. IF WE KNEW. h"t ilr-'w ViK-k 1lf cin* Thrt r-'T O'inti i a -li ot. i.r's •HJfc e the i«i 0 1 l.e ii iin i it. Kno* w.iut s mr IV" v inn ti •^(Wt n should Aim' it hott '!*, .nk'.n William T,ef- i:n ni st mil nek '•••low •rdin^r to hi* own ideas. Not hiri^ verv had ever hut an endless suceession of jrt unes followed him through •lade hiin thoroughly liiisisra inlf tho titne. child hip toys were always ronirh rij fault, of hiso*vn. just ltoenjoy the,m. If he planneil here, rain or snow ptv\enteil tie ill or s'oinethintr happened, ae was alwavi heiiiir puni'ho-1 thT hoys inisih i'ds. an i full -t*' 'ce in vari..u* w ivs. When he went for n -'"ivr-, 1 }t. .ke do.' •nm the si.l. i' v,. i.-v t.e f"i!l 'lown H.n i e.:' •. .i s,-'- on til! ii ti I il v itevJ ,i i i i .e '•••ds V. I his in and n I u«h e .! ,tInat!• 'i a nost dis.i'* '*fi tble a!idin'"li ters invariably fell to his lot heri'V er he went :in! mt d. Fran' 'in Willi i. 1 nek f.ii •).ved hiui .• .• ntiuo. and tu: le i• n j-nttii-- tine of hit tern- nt-: Into youth. my »»y. v* as surt) tile of out. V ie thea1 4Jor oi )t« to »rty th ble pa: abort, 'er be Nomina lost of is occa •lef. Accord a» aboi iu#r for' le unci ad misf i emoti Hins? it had ben hi orwsai' i no nn «rry forfei As Fr ho bad e fail rake of rtwn s aalutr wle ha eam a folate! nded i on bis sertioi »1\% Wlc is l':-i .t' 1:n W.' i come into possession of ie by the ilea Ml of nil ecci-n lie was perfectly prepared to •iine even tn this. I!e\u^ of a I turn of mind, the unhappy would have torn hi-- hair heen cropped so c!os"ly 'lean! the provision of the nele's will, which stipiilat"d tired terms that he shouhl "e his tw'iity-foii!-!h birthday ery jx-nuy of the Iin William was at: ^t lost, his -atrii»fn\ '. •.r! of a h^nk t!ie ciowtnn^ ill-luck Miis eondii i.nial med not only altnc-iive hut necc-s.i ry. *lp» Mdlb Mid n 'eoty *tb« ly Mt Ould dikhl i rwidjr S» jr» fllflten t'titoai it wit AQk* ittfA r. Lo ««W i lif»d »l fl')t»* *!•«••-, 1 ,'e V, itv, siifh un unlucky fellow for a husband?' "Lots of 'em," responded his 'ri "ICeep np y,ur courage .U,,J III' so molest, We'll fix things. To begin with: i't voir riches be known an cut a flash in society." As 1-rtiiik 1 in William was nt averse to this jij-in. he thanked his friend and went out feeling a trifle better. After 'hi- tic looked iijjon evi'ry yiinntr wo?n:in 'n knew a~ a p^-ihle wife, and tried uinly to fix up in some fair damsel wimin hr mi'jlit learn his fate. As 'he jrener.d h-lief w:ls tiint. he had lready nto his fortune, he soon ''Wattle ,i i-iviirite ev«rvwhem and ':"ar!_v i" hiin-telf in the att'-mpt usltiv.i' i U1 (,f •'is as fjv".'. Mr. 1. i: li.,-,- HnnpV fuir 1 IS MAHUIKI) FOH LOVK. Mr. 1?.• breath William !. 'taed. and tijo cite Hv to his f. •. s„ sciouslv loud vo.ee. astasia -I'm sin Un- .St 1 to We!1!' •••tin? mlidi-n ''pariTe. tie nan! ..i trolllm nder th itijjles i! nch. niipanion had sent Ir.tti wa'"r, and he w,n the river ufi» •toopincr to fill his pall when he nut: ii'iam and •rv pretty in a boat I'rank Iin I irooks, a ng alone in earnest] him. Miss Anastasia yoiiiij lady, sji arrl ia!kr»" 1 UliU VV ii U li W 1 iit He saw Franklin the young ladv's pping it, rise ex vinj-. in an uncoii •Mi' Hrooks ,\n 1l ive soon t- yu tha' 1 have al'.v..ys be At this moment, suitor forgot tin* he was n a boat, .ml. suddenly losing lih l.. ,i n f»- i mo' •nto the wat.er. unfortunate Mvi lirovdvs screamed, but had th .i ,%-sonce ,,f mind to retain t,i i ^'t'i-i. n.n the boat, which fortuna'- 1\ lid leu upset,. An instant later Frank lin William scrambled out of the water, Ir ppiu and disg!ist.i-l. and was left bv th" to dry .r\body said they ,v sorry f- him, yenpt Mis, i whoke^ a l.andkerehief pressed Co for some t.'i. a.1: iiinl v crvinw. *.e ...»xt day Mr. H-. .. ... and found 1 !•, i le up niy tnin i i victim of ill* a .is the only ov "s seemed toon hi I held MlVsO •a i-i i. i '•alii, ago, \n is .s'&nt t.» i' have to go aw a\ Tor S'on'-h aly er Thus it happe iam an 1 Mr. H" ing and -crapi 'wo wen'., s at Hopps industrit isly his companion's fal .•ei"h veung i t'.d ever married hut was by no r\so to matrimony, and had naint.lined that every real in iciiun of h'- life resvilte,1, ly disre"-ard of the S -ript ural at it is not jrood for man to lie had been repeatedly nark that e\ery youii','' man •y iijxin attuinintr the a^e of and it. was even rumored iied having1 a desert espeei rt. for bachelors, where the 11 until brought to their ldintr that his nephew had ained the aire of twenty i-ver, the ijrenerous uncle ciied his views and his will to rive the yr»-.nsrffent Ionian )f srraee and then died i:i»n eat hopes for the result. nklin William had hec.imr that th'-re was no way of 'une's favors without niatri ni^lit. his boon companion. 0 Hopps. a disinterested of slender purse, who was live in very ditisry. eftti injfs in order to dress styl layitain a ii 'iiher i't •1 r- desperate tlirtaiins. As young tin ". .v i e scarce at this particu lar resort, .as at all .tummer re,ur's. I'rat'.kliu William divl nvt lack for femi nine society tnale escort talking to polite to others 1 that' had I'ertain Ws position y i e o u i s i n o w n friends dwelt. ,Mr. Hopps •anklin William idTusively -er relati^l his predicament my luck," he concluded, 'I can't even enjoy a fortune nor man. Yew, it's just my :y pood luck I call it," said stroking his tender rails a thing any one hut you I. at. It's not such a mis marry, is it? Especially if :n tho bargain." aot handsome. I'm not intar 1 ruin every thing I touch," dn William, woefully. 'Tin oriah." u'ro not," expostulated Mr. I am, I never go on a pleasure •something doesn't happen, i time I went, to the heater, .right on fire and there was a Miss Simpkins and I were ie,ro(l. And the last hop I n't 1 stop on Miss Jones* walking and tear half the true," admitted Mr. Hopps, is tie ad. •l v knows I'm a forerunner of said Franklin William, in 'And now I'll lose all the •lusti nobodv'H havo rue. What she •ci n a rt i timw here. said Mi-,s Wilson, "This is s'.i"ii acharming place. .Mamn.a proferb Saratoga, but I like, the great big *ea. don't you?'" '*_. vis," r.- spond Frank lin William, whose series were ji,us' do se-ting him. wh-n thought of w iial wus to cotne. O. v .- I love nati. e continued Miss Uon. shaking her pretty head, over which a mass of filmy white lace was thrown, causing ho -to lwok very charm ing in the moonlight, "I adore the sea. I like to sketch it. Sketching is awfuilv nice, J) n fji-hi-m. Hut. the •vef'Ks ft:. I ,vn tho tliuM lis i ssed on •without r-esnlt, although Franklin 1 V i i a i i i n ttrf in r.'i ttous Miss Wilson u to red a cry of alarm and evidently believed herself alone with a maniac. lint the unhappv Krankiin. who knew he had blundered, did not attempt to approach her. so she -a at length, rather faintly, "1 don't understand you, Mr. Lee. Please lot me tro and find mamma. And 1 can not listen to '.his, fir- 1 am engaged alreswi s. Mus turned to pro. "Sta an instai.-. ried Franklin William, overcome wun shame. "1 hoL' .your pardon. I -I assure you it doesn't make any diffi rence. 1 shouldn't have done it b-.t I I was forc.-d hi-o It bv anothe! At tins incoMi ,.., ,'-n~ib e Mis». Wilson uirned a nil lied aion the. pith to the hotel, while the unfortunate I- ranklin executed a maniacal dance of desjmir i e, his oci'i ir i u in t|... ma'itie of union In rvs the most, per i i-'ranklin Wi distractedly that having became a Ian ll.idy, anl she her mi• t'ellow t. I COii. s •, an tp'i **.•- i ti at the n til any l«»n2» r. 11 -. "fir* dreadf i.l s' o ., entv-feur two .• er ', ••Ye*s,'\sai 1 Mr. lloppH, -. tsvd and put your foot in it "I went iii all over," an-e.vi ill! William. W "li Wite-begolie "And I had only ju-t bewail what whit 1 want.si. She what 1 was dm ing at." "•Wei.!, vim i 'a ii rv he" -r '*No. I shall atwa\ he a ridicule in -r eyes now. 1 speak lo her in that way aga. pose." and lie Invivd a deep "L liter to '1 s: here wiefa Islands or iforg^t' w-h.i-ch." at l-'ran i. ii ii W •y dint of borrow- i utitiued to sp nd .shoro where Mr. circulated stories I'ilous weal tii. an I 'ti!Ionian into a Itut. the very sMP itv of favor, op'-rated against him. The num her of forlorn maids was That's bad." 13 ve.ry th ii i g'= ltut insi.ea i of lieing in" his so great. That he was obliged to accompany a whole bo\\- ot fair ones in-tead of one nariicu lar girl wherever he went., and wilhj "r pi', from iwo to a do/.en continually demaiiil- '.l! ing his knightly s,-rvics. Franklin"'and William found himself as far away from matrimony as ever. 'omi said Mr Mo""-, 'itially, one moonlight evening. "iiir funds aro horribly low, and we'll have to leave here inside of 'wo '.ays Now. what have you dono?"' "Nothing,'' said thf: afier wedded hi 1 yours' 11'. me when told 1 11 unhappy seeker Vou see how it is llnw can 1 lis'. a girl to marry there are seven of "em, all me at once. It. wouldn't he ask one without asking the mean it can't be done and I he end of it. The only girl Fv five minutes conversation with Hopps: "hut. do make a last, effort. You have barely a wet biithday." alone since we came here, is Mi-s Wil son. the Chicago grain man's daughter." "She's just, he oiio you want,'" cried Mr. Hopps. "you've danced a lot with question oiT and on for two days and iier and me quite awfully swell." in his small mustache. "Yes, and by the way, there she goes now, on the piazza—all uloue, too. Now's your chance." "Hut I don't love her." "That's nothing." "And she may refuse me.** "I don't believe it.," said Mr. Tlopps. seizing his friend by the shoulder and pushing him forward, "do on. lie member your birthday and make a des perate effort." At the mention of his twenty-fourth birthday, which had become a sort of horrible nightmare in his mind. Frank lin William started after the grain man's daughter, with grim determination, like an Indian warrior going to the stake. She was disappearing around the corner and he hastened to overtake her. "May 1 share your promenade. Miss Wilson?" he inquired, in his most dulcet tones. "Why, good evening, Mr. Loo," said Miss W'ilson. "Certainly, y^u may. I am looking for minima. Isn't it just too sweet, for any thirur to-night?" "Yes,"' said Franklin William, offering l.is arm and wondering bow bo should begin. "Vu. it i^" she thought you seriously contemplated blowing his un- "Weii. I t, you think sketching is aw fully nice, Mr. Lee?" Franklin William could stand f..,-. no longer, lie r-'Sol veil to perform i -k without further delay, especial 1 v as tht-v wop,, just entering a little arbor on the hotel grounds, which was s •elude 1. and fortunately des 'ited. Ife stop' el and •lisengHg'-d hi-arm from Miss Wilson's in order to catv oi:t. the sc1 no eJl'ect ively. (..'old .thills n. he could nut sp. ,i *'W'ny, Mr. I.ee. i" -, Miss \V i (son in "Miss Wi ... .. ,. hapnv suitor "L't ,:,c my love!" •vV'our wha' "My lovel" I.- j-i-p "Tsu' s I -l want lo marry you. if course v n have any oh/'ciio'is 1 won't i-.l hope there is none. *ir I am- .... see it's important Weii. .. ,v what I mean, and I like i vveddiu in a week or so, an arn me i e bought ,s his i a bon 1 •od'.l feeling. O till so ct of an.v'.ous he fate solemtii ', i,'|. •vening,''our ia is ti 1' wis aintioyihg.fo include Mr, Hopps in the tnMter, "As you advised, seiit an offer of njarrfage yesterday to Mary Baton, that highly cultivated voting female with the big nose.. ,H was dire necessity an 11 thought a ry wo u I be. wi, tlilag to: marry a n y bi'dv." "And an "fler fa' her rnei it uaup (led with a not tn had go.uea 1 ra a it i rhini .j1IO!) Of W easi. and Well Tim anii man. llesh tiro i tasti usef: purp 'armor. i.mi'iut paced i"0Ve siid Franklin William, resource tear him Mr. Hop: •lined tne un li.f-ront 'on lucky one. "H other taoti? diav if I want to?: Th -r^'s only thingsleft-for to now.' "What's thai "Either Suicide, or mirry lady. And I haven't any choice,'* I a right to marry of w. i ho land- lh" landlady's inarrie i already 'l,n ktlmv -Mr- H»1'P and who began to fear for his friend's "I might mike away with le-r hus band, you know."said Fran! witli a ghastly grin. •a ion. illiam, 1 P'"°l "Not vv it's 'o thorn, ii tter ac- "ltl" w l'° qrtainted." Mr- liop,pe r:: 1:bed his ti\ely and th.en said, wi'h ti• :i "The-i! is one chance must go to Mi l' ooks again "i won't do r. I'll give up first." "Not a bit of it. I feol sum this time." "You feed sa "Yes, but, you love her." "You said that made no difference," exp.ist ijiat-'d I-'ran'tiin, feebly. "I may have been w roug," admitted chin medlta in a you left '11 wi very time." s different. Hesides, left, until your Mr. Franklin William irgued the lucky brains out. Hut Mr, Hupps was Did she?" inquired the victim, twist- pertitiacio'.s, and on the evening of the can not walk against it, while ir thf third day the victim rang the fru:it door bell at the home of Miss Anastasia Brooks. Hv tho time ho had pacified Miss Brooks' Scotch torriw. upon whom he inadvertently trod upon entering the parlor, the young lady herself came in, dressed in a distra.-tingly becoming manner. Miss Iirooks was graceful and very much at ease. Lr. Leo was nei ther. While sho tried to carry on the conversation alone, he turned and twistod himself in embarrassment until he managed to strike his eibow against an elegant crystal vase on the stand near him, and the delicate triflo fell shivered to fragments on the ca-pet. "Just my luck. Miss Brooks," burst gong tc," oxcbiimel Fr:»:il!i-i. g.vally emiudd- ued. '"1 want Vou to m.irrv me. I must be trained before rr: id.'iy to ^et that fi-rtune, and I hav. we. k left, you know! (), 1 assure .. .- iad sporat-.* case," e-m ci'.ld (I ho wretc'ied V-ifith. ti.'- .1. •-pira tion str 'ummg down his visa •. Mi -s lirooss rose indignam '. v "I am v.t'X in the habit of mat young .• :i in on'.er to secure ti lortiuios :.•: the n," she said, coldlj "O. 1 didn't mean -O. don't be of fended," he began in alTright, continu ing dejectedly. "I knew how it would be, of course. I might hai. .'-ried scores of girls- that is. not a., them at one time, of «.« ,-:re, but -1. at a i 'it hov.- can 1 any •i 'i. ar» the onlv i can one vou de, .irttiiie no.i, fmr "ry near hi i'.roun I her "osng hu'b 11 ss iiritoks his arms it that mo- nappi. wis v were mont Fratiklin Williamdid not consider himself tne ruont unlu-ky fellow alive, after all. -Hovb-Tt Hall Wintjlovv, i» ake's Magazin •. HABITS OF THE TAPIR. V Ouccr Anineil Kotuul in ICast Imlia unci VIIHTIOM. The East Indian tapir rer."jnhl».s the boar in form. tlnui'rh stall.ling hi jhur on his legs, and has at the extremity of his head, itist ad of a snout, a little mus cular trunk, which he can elorgate or shorten at pleasure, and which gives him some analogy to the elephant, but which is en i rely desti u to of that linger like appendage which the latter animal uses with such d"xt.erity, About four and a half feet high and ten foot long, tho body of the tapir is fat and clumsy, and ends in a large croup his bony head is (juiki strong, his eyessmall, his ears long and iVxiblo: the legs are strong, and terminate, in the ant( rior extremities in four toes, and in the istorior in three. Tho tail is but little developed, in,, .he .skin is scantily furuisl.e I with silky hair. Tin head. neck, shoulders, legs and tail are blac w i the i (j. 4. Hopps took his wretched frien 1 h• wiiere h" rom iined in privacy for Mr. Ilo: natural ym- It lives s 1 i' i -y, and fr« rshy placs. w.iero it is fond n* it walks fast and swims to id is entirely vegetable, .-'s of fruits and -•"il.'. roo's as :iie young s oot of plants at 1 gentle in disposition, tins easily tamed: it never attacks n it avoids carefully. The e,!oc'ii"d by thi native and disagreeable to: tki ll: le is very tough, and is "VMi hy them „,j. dcrmi'Stit fabricat o.' iti/fensivo dry ts fit thai Mary to t!i San i ib.il Islri'i-.l-. I n ioa-ir\ ("aim There are other an speci -s in u! ler pi." The Am rican tapir. is six feet in total I three a-id a half in height. In general form ii res -mbles tho hog but the legs a e a e o n e i n o o i i o n a n the no-e i- prolonge 1 into n smaii. movable proboscis, 'i'he fore foot have four io"s. and the hind o ies three onlv. The eyes are small and lateral, and the ears long and drited: tho skin th."', and covered with scatt 'rinj. sho t, silk v ha i rs: the tail short and slightly hairy. The teeth resemble those of a horse. It is the largest animal of South Am .-rica, anl is founl in all pa-ts id that continent, though most abundant in liana. I!ra/.il anl I'ar.iguav. Ii shun- tho habitations of mea, an 1 b-ad" a solitary life in the interior of forests, in moist, situations, but side,-is for it abule a p'ac" somewhat elevated am' dry. By traveling alw.tys the same rounds, it. ftcms beat n paths which arc, very con-picnous. It comes tnnis of the same fi of th'! wirid. wh"ii full grown, i-ngth, and about uu only in the niglir or in rainy wea r, anl ro Sorts to the marshes. Its ordinary pace is a sort of trot, but it sometimes gal lops, though awkwardly, and with the head down. atid. besides, swims with facility. In the wild state, it lives on fruits and young braneh"S of trees, but w hoi domesticate i. eats ev-'ry kind of food. Though possessed of greats! -engi h. it makes use of it only in defence: and its dispositio i is mill and timid. The tlesii is dry anil of disagro -a'.do taste but the skiri is tough, and might, be ap plied to many useful purposes. -N. Y. Ledger. THE BREATHING CAVE. Oiif nfthe MoHt i :\tr ioriliiiary Phenomena or N:itun'. In the range of mountains in We'.tvivn North Carolina, known an tho "Fork liango," a most sinrul ir phenomenon exists. It, is the "H: eatuin Cave." In the summer months a current of ait comes from it so strongly that a person winter the rush of air inward is just at great. "i he cool air from the cave in summei is felt sometimes for miles in a direct line from the viumth of the cave. A' times a most unpleasant odor is emitted upon the current from dead aniinah sucked in and killed by ining in vio lent contact with the walls. The losf of catt le and other stock in that section during the winter months is a'wayi great, and is accounted for in this way They range too near the mouth of the cave, and the current carries them in. At times, when the change from in halation to exhalation begins, the air ii filled with hairs of the various animals not infrequently small dry bones havt out Franklin William, standing aghast boen carried for over a mile from tht and gazing upon the ha?oc he had wrought. "I'm dreadfully awkward. Now you think it bad enough to have a fellow like me blundering around for an hour or so, and, of course, 1 can't ask vou to take me for the whole year and all your life." Miss Brooks smiled and blu-hed ve«-y prettily, indeed. "O, y .m ..iven't. as ... .' anything of that klud yet, Mr. •••,"' she said, archly. mouth of tne cave as thoug i shot from an air-gun The air has been known to change quit" mi Idonly during exha lation from cold to unite hut. accom panied bv a terrible, roaring and gur glinr. sound. Many s :i :i*iJin men have visit/., th pi fe. it too ,• i oio n-'ioti still remain ii .'-v. ii- i: i.i" resid-nti tsf tha»S'c n 5 •. tic eruption. S m«'- th- i~ «v.•.'!!. -a Nasi, 'lie Allicri FRESH FASHION NOTES. HoiIh are! s»i .r|,,| uirr* (Viitcrnlugf ill* t. lit est styles for \V unci. b"-».ru pi 'tww i:1 omiia.r There are many v black goo-is, wind this Si.-iVsi III. The favorite out-d season are the pit wit ii or without o tci ial. The H. n rl The rest of the holy is of a dor, and there ia no tnauo on Tr it- inhabits I he island of Suma ii nsula of Malacca, where m:uun as the elephant and rmoiits of the id redingoto. ipt Newmarket- ,,i ."V are very popu'. .i i '. u v\o into the spring. High coil!ures are 1 r. vogtlt and they very" r.'ie. i:, the K npire ,sj ylij},. i lie silk warp Henriettas in are handsomer an i more durable silk dress of double the iviee. s l,.er in -s of .ibiing new i '..jtnstie: i •.!! :,!•, ,.f l. ,»ak and gi- .. h.i.t !ii.jum,-ng, or nlain wear. Combs parta'.e i, styb-S worn at af.irun f• ri_ I. or they are like long hair pin- with fam-v heads. Am ber. tortoise shell, and silver and gold ire all used for tho purpose. here is a new mohair brilliantine in several gra Ies. which has a silk warp, •-ind this will be largely worn, and many jf the st houses art.* making quanti ties ot traveling drosses and wraps of it for next season. •ocaded 11 ri elegant 1 •.: i rimmed with with quilted s. with Sij iiir- The e\|i,isre riefas are le .'iOaks and wraps, a in borders of fur, and l^|k satiu. vr. in some ins'.ii rol skins. Wide falling "o of i.-ce or fluted mil 1 i, are worn on a:' -..rts o! homo Iresses. though linen collars and cuffs ire still quite fashionable. High, siai.d ing collars are more becoming lo many han the flat collars, and each siio Id lioose for herself. loesses for mourn-a '. i ^pi-cially 'or widows, are extremely plain, and are iiUrely ..{ /'ape over dead black or tustorle.ss s i ,. The widow's cap is ail and flat, and pointed tov.a-rds tho forehead, tap -ring at the sides, and tho ring- fasten under the coil of hair at the back. A aim tile .1--. s, of td:n-k br^-a'do is .nadewi .i u_ _,t. }.. i it, tie* s,de iniatic nt ln-iii-r a small pointed ap"on, •omposeil of p.-ndai:! -trands of cut j.'t Deads. I he bodice in Louis XV, oval di.ii"-. is liuislied at the sides with •iij .1' jiocki eces of similar jet -t..i il-, aad a trimming of jet •InisheB the front of tlie coat. A feature oT ihe un n .'h coats and the long routs this seus,,i, is a re vival of th" Seam below the waist, used in coacninen's long coats. These cuais iri1 itiii lo uf fine kersey cloths, medium wide wale diagonals, and fine faced •ioths. and are Usually douMe-broaste.l with high military coll.r-s and a seam itrectly down the front to meet the .Toss-ovtu- soalil below the waist. \mong all the drajied, shirred and puffed bodices, the plain tight-fitting •orsage. laced behind, is finding its u llv back aga n the front i- fitted a-clo-ely as can be by a s'am down tie* middle and bv darts: the lower edge is poin'ed at t'e out and at the bac. the front of iiriis usually slightly draped, fr till- point of the dice, and the rest si ra ight plaits, alternatoly wide and narrow, Hotni'. THE PEGU JAR TRAP. Wliv the Are So Su •---fal in (htlcliinit Hut*. li.it:- may readily be indmmd to jump or d-op into any receptacle, especially as it affords them adeij uatocoiicealniout, and they do this wit hunt one lingering ,-u.spicion of their inability to reach the iiily existing outlet when the time for retreat approaches Thus trails on this principle mav readily be designed, and are obviously 'preferable to onr rat-traps where the vermin are numerous This method was thus explained by our eor ri'sporid'-nt„ who spoke of the trap as bein£ "most successfully used in Bur u:ah. where the rats are a perfect p"st. This jar irap was set for three nights. On the fir-1 viccasion I saw seven! v-two rat.s tnrn"d out On the second night, only nlii" rats were caught, and on the third night not one was caught. The trap was then put awav for some weeks, when it, was toga ill success fully us d, but 1 am unable to say to what extent it then succeeded. The common I'egu jar I Used was about I1.' or I feet deep and 14 or lo inches broad, an 1 a hob.' was punched in the shoulder just large enough for a rat to enter Tuere «,i about six or sewn niche-, of paddy :rice in hn.sk i in the jar, which was then buried to within about, eight inches jf the top. The mouth of the jar was then closed with a board and a -tone. A quantity of old timber joists and straw were in the out-house, and no end of rat-holes everywhere around. "I ii line to the opinion that my blue-legged Burmah servant very 'judic iously' punched the hole with an old nail and a hammer, for. though it was by n.i means regular or quite round I jt seemed at first sight ton small I, it just admitted a hungry rat. I do not think the rat.s, after they had eaten all tin grain, could have gotten through thf hole, they seemed so tilled out other wise, with such a lot in the jar. sonif could have got to the hole and pulk-d through, I imagine. A moving mass oi frightened, screaming rats is a bao taking off for a jump. I admit, but ar old fellow now and then might have hi' tire hoi" 1 doubt if he could, however, have got through." It is important however, in traps of this kind, to se that tho in-ido of the vessel is s smooth as to afford no foothold for tht -ats, or they will readily escape by climbing the sides. -London Field —The serpent was the most subtle oi all tho boasts of the field, but the artnj tinder is sutler. Boston Transcript. PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. We suppose it. is tho old felino Ln s:.u of the ii tdle-st-ring that makes it arch its back and yell when it meets itd beau. ilhighamton li.'publican. -—Tippler "Do you know tho reason I have never met with success in life?" l'hiinspi aker- "Yes there have been many bars in your way." Mamma "Now Cecil, you havo told a lie." Cecil -"But, mamma, you told tne I must say yes or no: you didn't give inr time to make the truth lit!"' --Wiekars "I am afraid you havo conception of the wisdom of Tory natu you natu press. also a out -la Yi.'kars -"And I am afraid very little conception of tho w s .doio." '1'erro Haute Kx- i. -i i ally, madam, th is is too much. 1 rati not, stand tho ever lasting fault-finding of (he coachman. He savs I have a worse temper ov n Fliegeiide Blatter. •. can not a woman boeomo a ... i-i wv»«r. 1 should like to., k o v i a y o a y n i a o judge !. .... madam." ho answered, "she .s „ii,: of giving her opinion without pay." I Vim ore st. He had asked her the momentous question with great, warmth. "You know," he said, after a pause, "that a soft answer turneth away wrath." "That's very true," she replied with a sarcastic tinge in her voice, "but a soft question doesn't." Fasior "Mrs. .Tones, have you ever reflected that in the course of time you, too, must join the silent majority?" Mr. Jones-"That's so, l'arsonand I kinder wish you'd impress on her that sho might to be p-acticin' for it now." diur lington Free I'ress. "No, sir," said the Rhode Island man, "I am proud losay that you rarely see a drunken man in our State." "That's probably true," returned his friend. "Itut you would if they didn't miss their wuv home and stagger over into Massachusetts.''- Mimsey's Weekly. --At the close of a lengthened and bitter wrangle between a judge and a prominent counsel, the former said, "Well, sir, if you do not, know how to conduct yourself as a gentleman. I am sure 1 can't teach you." To which the barrister tuildly replied, "ThtH, is HO, mj lord. Shi on fond of music, Mr. Sneli'.- li.- 11. I don't know— tell you the truth, we've had a piano in the liouse so long that I really don't remem ber: but I think that is to say, I havu a faint Impression—I was fond of it a great many years ago."— Boston Trans cript ---Anxious mother "1 am afrr.id tdierti is something wrong with William. HO'M out. late every night, now.'' Father "He's all right. You'll probably hear of iiis engagement shortly." Mother "I think he would have told mo if that wits -tho reason." Father --"That's nothing. Don't, you remember that you didn't want me to toll, because you said my mother would blab it all over tow» in less than twenty-four hours?" A CHEEKY BOOK-AGENT. A. C«Mh1u« V m- Tolls II.nv Ho Put IIim Off la tlx- Mud. "No one knows, except a conductor, the ways attempted by some jveoplo tt deadhead their way on a train," said i tii kei-puncher, as ho handed back th« reporter tho remainder of a pass. The reporter aski-d what made the eon ilueto: di sucl. an insinuation jusi •then. "O. soini people are o.heeky, and will do their boht I.O boat you. A couduetoi is expected to have about twice as man eves mid ears as ordinary people. Ho it expected ti know personally or in an in direct way every doad-hv ad between Sc,i York City and the Cohleii tiate. If a 'particular friend'of the superintendent, general passenger agent,, and d»r«'c«r. or even down to Iwad train dispatol er, comes along the conductor is asked to pass Mr. So-and-so on account of anotl-oi Mr. So-and-So. This dead-beat businOsj becomes a well-worn chestnut in th« course, of time. One-half of these un knowns. hut all-important, would bo froo riders never have any pat-.s. They will come in. and. with as much assurance as cheek will warrant, ask to IK? passed. Then, again, there are others who are intimately acquainted with the conduc tor, and, of coui-SM, ask to be dead headed. We 'never do this kind of busi ness' don't work in any ease, but then il is a veritable nuisance which ought to bo abolished. Why, you would be aston ished at the methods resorted to by sumo fellows who are professional 'dead beads.' "I remember not long ago striking a chetky book agent. He boarded the train, and was dressed in the height of sty le, silk tile and all It was a dark rainy night and the mud was fearful. When I came u, Mr. Book Agent ho went info hi-s spa."ious pooket-book hislic.k(»t Seemed to have slipped out. Hh fumbled •lirough a lot of well-worn papers, blank receipts, but no ticket could be found. Finally looking up, he said: 'Just, wait a moment: I have placed it in my va lise.' Slowly he opened the big valis« tilled with circulars, dirty lition and tha other necessary outfit of a book vender. I went through the train and came back to the bewildered agent, who was still overhauling some back number papers in search of something be did not have. 'Ticket, please,' I said. 'I have lost it,' said he, 'and can not find it.' 'Pay your fare, then,' said I. The truth was ha was 'busted' and hadn't a cent. His sta tion was several miles ahead of us, and as there was no regular stopping placo between whore ho got on and where ho expected to get. off he would make his lost ticket, racket work like a charm. The conductor, he thought, would not stop the train to put a 'gentleman' off in the rain and mud. lie was fooled. Fretty soon wo came to a water station out in a big field where the mud was shoe-top deep. It was raining torrents, and our unfortunate passenger had no umbrella. When the train came to a standstill I requested him to move out. A scone followed and trouble was threatened. It was a disgrace he thought to put a gentleman off in the rain Hut ho went oft into the dir rata and mud. 11a was elegantly dressed, and his clothes must have boen ruined before he fouad ibedtcr."- Cincinnati Times-Star.