The herald-advance., November 21, 1890, Image 2

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LIFE'S LAUDtif.
1
Step by stop we mount thrs ladder,"
Doth the Turkish proverb read
And a double truth It teaches
To the one who stops to heed.
Hnrrylnu the climber sturablen,
Meets with hindrance if not ham
Hotter far ascend more Hlowly,
Sure of foot and atrong ot aria.
Bo In all life's efforts upward.
We hut time arid trouble waste
When we yield to aniious impulse
Nothing e'er Is gained by haste.
And the other lesson taught us
lly the saying Is a* plain—
Though by single rounds we clamter.
We the ladder's top shall gain.
Kear not then, nor faint nor falter.
At life's Steep* you sei U to scale
He who constant climbs, though slowly,
Can not of his purpose fail.
—U.'v. 1- B. Strong, in Golden Days.
UA1CH CHARMS.
Entertaining Stories SomotinviB
Suggested by Them.
Thongh of Utile Intrlrmle Vain* They
S'rw of Intrmtiug
Incidents In tlia ive* of
Tiler Wearers.
If a man could get all tho stories sug
gested by watch charms worn in tho
city, ho would havo a book of narratives
bigger than tho Doomsday Book in
London. Many a man who would disdain
any thing like weakness in personal
adornment will wear a watch charm from
one year's
end to tho next when there is
no possible excuse for it beyond some
legend of which he alone is the possessor.
l)no of tho conductors on tho Pennsyl
vania road wears a miniature lantern
with a red glass, and gold wire frame,
in the center of which is a bit of phos
phorescent light that glows brightly
however dark tho night may be. Hut a
lantern in such a pluco is not especially
remarked, for many many men on tho
road wear them in one style or another.
Tho story about this particular one
would never come out if wo waited for
the conductor to toll it himself. But it
has a story.
Years ago, when this same conductor
was a brake man, in the days when a
brakeman was really expected to attend
to the brakes evon on a passenger train,
there was a collision and four men in
the sleeper were killed. That was seri
ous enough, but it would have been
vastly worse had it not been for tho fact
that, this man, then in a more humble
position, heard the train coming behind
him. clearly out of her time, snatched a
.•ed lantern and ran back there to give
the warning. The engineer of tho tres
passing train saw him just in timo to
turn ofT tho steam and put on the
brakes, but ho could not prevent tho ac
cident. Ilight at the prow of his en
gine, when the wrcckers camo to tho
placo, lay a rich man who had long been
an invalid, and who considered himself
indebted to the brakeman for his life,
lie made him a present of the little
lantern, and now each Christmas ho
Bends to the vigilant trainman, who has
since risen to tho ranks of tho conduc
tors, a present which marks in some
•xneasuro tho gratitude even a suffering
man can feel for one who has saved his
life.
A Board of Trade man, not often left
on the wrong sido of tho market, wears
a little gold grain of corn at the end of
a pensile swing of his watch chain. It
commemorates the fact that in a mom
orablo squeeze which occurred some
years ago he had a sudden inspiration
that ft would bo a good time to sell at
tho very instant when all tho men on
the floor seemed raving crazy to buy.
He unloaded all tho corn ho bad on
hand and tho very next turn of the dial
Showed a notable falling off. Things
fftew worse very rapidly, and before the
day was done the corn pit was simply
one crowd of howling, losing speculat
ors. 11 seemed that none of them had
been able to save a dollar, and this one
man was nearly alone in tho fortunate
inspiration that had saved him thou
sands of dollars.
One of the best known mon around
tho city hall wears a cluster of bear's
Claws as his talisman. He never talks
about them, but when some one who
knows he was once a California!! dirocts
the conversation for him this man can
tell of some very thrilling experiences
•to the Sierra Nevadas, not the least in
teresting of which is an encounter with
bear one morning when himself and
"Wife vvero alono in tho camp, and wiien
nothing but good luck and tho courage
Of the woman in tho case would have
•Torted disaster for all of them. He lived
to see the brute laid out cold and still
in death, and then ho drifted into a de
lirium that lasted for weeks. When he
regained his strength ho found tho
bear's skin tanned and spread upon his
rude bed in liou of better covering from
the bitter cold of tho mountains. He
lay there in his weakness and worked
•way at the claws till he had taken all
of them from their proper resting place,
and wnen ho recovered ho had a watch
charm made of them. lie wears it yet,
and is proud to say that he has never
since been compelled to work for him
self. From the day ho reached tho
mines he has been called upon to serve
the public in some capacity or another,
and so long as that good fortune at
tends him he will never give up his
bear's claws.
One man, now at the head of a big
baking establishment, has a common
looking bullet swung to his chain. Somo
people think it is a homely sort of a
thing to wear, and he does not quarrel
With them but if you ask him for the
reason of such a strange fancy he will
tell you it is because bo owes all his
good fortune he ever had in life to that
lead bullet. Years ago, when ho was a
driver and hired to deliver bread for tho
firm that he has since bought out and
taade bigger than the founder ever be
lieved it could be made, he was going
his rounds, delivering bread, when he
Came to tho home of a patron who lived
**ay upstairs in a dark court. Right
at the door of the patron was another
floor which led to a dwelling that had
ions been vacant. Tiie bread boy weari­
ly
climbed the stairs, and was just
about to deposit the regular order of
HtHh* wV
tabl re are i
for it the
be for*, when the door to the ad-
Ms thrown open, and
man poked a pistol straight out and
fired. The bread boy tumbled from the
top to tho bottom ot the stairs, and
when he reached the foot he heard tho
angry voice of the girl in the house he
served scoring roundly the man in the
newer domicile, who had fired the shot
"What did you mean—shooting at
him?" demanded the girl. "Ho is ti
bread man, and he has as good a rigb
to come here as you havo."
The householder had never killed
man in his life, but he thought this
early morning visitor could mean no
good, and he shot at him. lie was
badly frightened as was the bread boy
when he found out the true state of af
fairs, and came down to apologize. The
girl, rather too thinly clad for the
street, came down also and assured her
self that her favorite bread man was In
no wise the worse for the shot, though
he had tho bullet in bis pocket, where
it had lodged after passing through bis
coat Ho won the lady, and she won
husband who might never have noticed
her had it not been for the bullet that
she thought had closed his career. 80
be wears tho battered leaden thing, and
every time he sees it ho thinks how
fortunate ho was to get shot for a burg
lar and get saved for a friend in one and
the same moment.
One of tho tugboat captains, whoearns
his employers a pretty penny every year,
wears a rake—a regular farmer's rake
on his watch-guard. It seems a little
out of place on so nautical a waistcoat,
but it is there, and if you want him to
ho will tell you a story about it. He
will tell you a much better and a longer
story than this, but the facts are about
the same. When he was a younger man
than ho is to-day, hei was only an ordi
nary hand on the tjgboat—for he has
followed that business for the past fif
teen years—he started with his craft
one stormy night to tow in a large
steamer that was lying in the lake and
that had been disabled. There was a
high wind on, and for some reason or
another tho tug refused to obey her rud
der, a thing that tugs very seldom do.
Whon they came near enough the
steamer they tried to turn and get a
line, but tho little vessel refused to
any thin? of tho kind and went jamb up
against the bow of the bigger craft. She
was slewed around so suddenly that
every man aboard tho tug, excepting
the engineer, was thrown into tho lake
This particular fellow managed to fall
right between the vessels, and as he
rose from his involuntary batii he saw
the tug and the tow coming togother,
with him between them. Ho saw no
earthly chance to escape and had about
made up what little mind he had left
that tho end was come, when he saw a
rake reached down to him from tho
lower deck of the steamer. Ho grasped it.
without asking any questions, and just
as tho two vessels crashed against each
ether he was landed safe on the bigger
boat. He scrambled to his feet and
saw that his rescuer was a young wom
an, not often seen on the lower deck
of vessels, but who explained that sho
had been thrown down tho stairway
when the tug first struck. She looked
over the side and saw tho man in the
water, and reached for him with the
first thing that came in her hand.
Then she saw the necessity of lifting
him out of the water, and "was fright
ened by tho very gravity of tho case
into lifting him clear to herself and
giving him a chance to clamber on the
boat. Did he marry her? Well, no
You see, she was already the wife of
ono of the passengers but ho thanked
ber with all an honest man's heart, and
got a rake made of gold and hung it to
his watch charm. Then bo went to
work again harder than ever, and has I
finally risen to a placo where he says I'
he can offer her a homo if ft should ever
happen that she wants one.
A member of the city council wears a
nugget of gold in his chain. It was
taken by his father from the "chimney
difrffinpa" in the days of gold mining up
at Mount Shasta, Cal.
"The old man knocked it out the very
flrst thing ho done when ho went to
work in the morning," says the legisla
tor, "and it svas tho only dime ho made
at tho business all the timo he was
there. And it is the only thing any of
his family ever made outside of a saloon
in tho world. That's wtiy I wear it, and
it's why 1 won't part with it. Soo?"
—Chicago Herald.
WIGS FOR EACH
Hh'
i j\ N K K S.
iomo Late Improvements
Shooting Appliances.
The new device is known as tiie
Shrapnell shell and consists of a brass
ball, slightly smaller than the bore
if the guri, which is divided into two
.lahes, each half being fitted with two
small flanges, each flange having a tinv
nolo in it, through which a steel wire
'an be passed. The shell is filled with
iny size of shot desired, and the wire
!eing passed through the holes, the
ntlves are held together, making a solid
ball. At the bottom end of the shell
1 thick felt wad is fitted of tho size to
'It the bore of the gun. The cartridge
s loaded with powder in the usual way,
vvith the usual vvals, and on the top of
these the Shrapnell shell is forced down
o that the wad at the bottom of the wire
:omes next to the wads over the pow
ler, and the brass shell lies snug with
the cartridge. When tho run is
ftred the wad lits the barrel and pro
tents any escape of gas and so leaves
-he muzzle behind the shell. As it
strikes the air tho wind catches the
dges of the wad, which is slightly
arger than the circumference of the
bell, and so draws the wire slowly out,
tnd sets free the two halves of the
shell, when the shot spreads as if just
leaving the muzzle of the
jun. With this equipment I
have shot curlews at a distance of one
hundred and forty-seven yards with an
rdinary twelve-bore gun, of which the
average range may be said to bo fifty to
ixty yards. By cutting the wire with
pair of sharp nippers (being careful
lot to leave any rough overhanging
dges to catch in the small flange, holes
the spread of the shot can be made to
take place at almost any distance, as
the shorter the wire the sooner it i«
withdrawn by the force of the wind on
the wai, and tho shorter the range at
which the shot is liberated. These
hells are a great acquisition to the sea
bird shooter, especially those who shoot
along the shore, as they give the maxi
um range with the minimum weight
to carry, an eight-pound pun having the
range of one weighing ten or eleven
pounds. I or the land or forest sports
men they are equally useful, e^tecially
in ease one unexpectedly meets bear Jr
other large game as the wire can be
Jent over
DAY.
How H.tirlrsa Gentleman Deceive* Ul«
Intimate friends.
"So you do not believe that Mr. H
wears a wig?" he asked.
"Certainly not."
"Where's your proof?"
"Look at his hair—smooth, glossy and
natural."
"Very good wigs are made nowadays.
"Well, did you ever see a wig grow?"
"Not exactly."
"His does, if It's a wig.
"Are you sure of it?"
"Of course I am, that is, sure that
his hair is his own, for I have seen hii
on the day when he has had his hait
cut. I have seen it grow day by day
until it needed cutting In fact, his
hair is wonderfully vigorous. Hardly a
day passes that I do riot seo II and
once I remarked to him how rapid his
hair grew.
'Do you think it's too long?' ho said.
'Well, yes, 1 do, a littlo,' 1 an
swered.
'I'll get it cut this afternoon,'
said.
"The next morning I met him. and
his hair was cut and trimmed almost
too closely. Where in the world did
you get the idea that he wore a wig'
"My dear young innocent," was the
reply, "wigs are so skillfully mado now
that one can't detect them. has
a wig for every day in tho month.
When he wants to have nis hair cut be
puts on his shortest wig The next daf
he puts on a longer one, and so on, step
by step, as his bair grows. Finally nis
hair gets too long and he has it cutr
that is. he goes back to the short wig
and begins all over again. Seeing it
not believing.N. Y Tribune.
he
Nellie— "Strange that Ethel should,
marry beneath her." Clara "Why.
George Is a splondid fellow." Nellie-
"Yes. 1 know that, but he is so cauch
•horter than Ethel."- Boston Jierald.
Jhoke" is placed in what is called the
"attachable muz'.le," which consists,
literally, of apiece of barrel, two inches
long, to be firmly fixed to the cylinder
barrel by sere ws thereby, increasing the
rango of the gun to sixty or seventy
yards.
In this connection it may be as well
to mention that I have recently seen
"choke" defined by one or two daily
papers in answer correspondents, as
"a constricting of the muzzle of a gun
tliis is right as far as it goes, but there
is such a thing as a "recess choke."
which is exactly the opposite of a con
striction, and to many minds is the
more preferable "choke" of the two. as
there is no danger of a wad :t.bing
in the barrel. A good thing to know
is how to tell'wl.en a gun is choked,
and to what extent. To do this with a
breech-loading jfun lower the barrels,
place the breech to the eyes and raise
the muzzle until the light shines full
into them then slowly lower the muz
zle. and watch the way the shadow steals
into tho barrel.
If it enters and progresses down both
sides with even side lines, the gun is
e^l"ldT-
The airre
,vo the
luifccU
PVUIOHT, l.OO.l
•ovei'iesof
gun-rnak
s is a rue
th­
od of incivas- i very different affair. It is a thin, light
she'll of malleable brass, which when
loaded in the usual way, is crimped into
a point, holding the wads over the shot
secure. These are the same price as
good paper cartridges, and 80 may bo
thrown away.
ing the range
of any gun,
from forty
yards or so to
one hundred,
or even one
hundred and
3fty yar is, at will. Most sportsmen
riders tand that by varying the num
ber and position of the wads in a
•artridge, they can cause the shot to
ipread wide or to shoot close with al
most any gun (and to the ru-rice noth
ing can be more interesting than to
Lake his gun during the summer and
iemonstrate this fact on paper target-),
out beyond that, few have any delinite
dea of how it is to be done. The mo-t
'fticient old method was to run a melt
ed mixture of bees wax and tallow in
among the shot, but the satisfactory
"•'suit ot this was found to depend so
much upon the temperature at whiVb
shells had been kept, that it was s. Ult.iu
ised except for deer or bear.
If desired u,.*y cm
rinfit
brass shell by the tinkers
n an nstant a,1
the shot-shell he-
comes a solid bullet, with an accurate
dead-line range of eighty yards.
They are made to fit fuur, eight,
ten, twelve or six teen-bore guns,
and are imported from Edinburgh!
They can be used in a muzzle-loadin
gun, by having a ramrod made with a
tubular iron end, which would fit over
the wire, and down on to the brass
shell.
Hitherto tho practice has al ways been
to place the "choke" which governs tne
speed of the shot in the barrels of the
runs. The new idea is to give the gun
barrel a cylinder finish without a choke,
which gives an open, well spread pat
tern of shot at a thirty yard range. The
1'V
the pattern at certain ranges, and by
the
f,d
of the wad as it is pushed down
In the barrel. Another imported article
which is worth attention is the Kynoch
brass shell. Wo have had brass shells
jalore and have got heartily tired of
them with their stiff edges and cea.se
... less clang in the pocket when emptied,
and we did not think the increased rapid
ity of shooting worth the much advanced
cost The Kynoch shell, however, is a
be
reloaded
almost ati.v exi-ii. I n »ve one th*'. b,.s
bi'en tired two hundred and seventeen
times, and is in good order yet. Regu
larity of shooting is not all that is to bo
gained by their use owing to their be
ing so much thinner than paper, they
occupy les.~: room in the chamber of the
breech, accommodate a larger charge,
and practically pro luce from a twelve
bore gun the
shot
knows.
irtsmai
Cv-1 u
^(of.AC
Try this on a moving bird, and, if
your ner\e is firm, and you do not press
the trigger just too soon or just too
late, you will hit it. But the average
man's nerve is
not
eve and von find tho envreetn-
ou can
in the side lines will
amount of "choke,'' either "re-
ess" w otherwise. With a muzzle
Ht Two
•^•(RlvLSi
£HUL CpnPLLT:
Sight of
aim to br
eft eye, and
•orrect.
'I his is the first important point, l,t(f
there are others. Taking the case uf a
bird rising on the wing, like a duck, it
is necessary to shoot a foot or so abovo
it. If
one tye t,1 rimed.,
th
bird bv the
fht of tho
other eye is
btrrth,
bU.ked by the
and he
not, the hat blocks the sight!
The man who shoots with both eyes
op n can do it every time. To him
h«t I"cuittcx inruih!,.'
ths.
To demonstrate
this, take a silver dollar, hold the hot-
torn edge by the finger and thumb, hold
it a foot f(om the face, closing tho right
eye, and move it until the dollar covers
some small object looked at then open
the right eye, and the dollar will ftpm-ar
transparent, the left eye will.
through it, but
vtm to
see
it dot* nt.
it sees below,
above, around, and the
l\f.CC.S5 ^0\E.
right
eye
ordu
sees the object behind the dollar.
This is the theory of the corrector.
do not believe it is patented in this
country, and, if not, any one can easily
make it
A novelty that will be shortly on view
is a four-barrelled (run, intended for
quick shooting. Each barrel is fired
successively, the four being all al'^ned
to one common center. For pot hunters
this is an unique weapon. Another for
the same purpose is the (lye gun (or
««y gun as it is called)/This is a
jfun fitted with a movable breech-piece
which contains the cartridge chambers,
and which slides into plaoe on a verv
ingenious method. The idea is to have
four breech
PUNGF. NT PARAGRAPHS.
r.ustcrner (in far Western store)—
any neckties?" Proprietor (mysti
"Pru—er -what sort—silk, calico
•. Good News.
\\.. Kiiew what the
1
n
..
CTC o
valuable invention, however, is what is
called a shooting corrector, livery one
knows that the proper way to shoot is to
shoot with both eyes wide open but
how few of the older shots, not to men
tion tho inexperienced sportsmen, havo
trained themselves to accomplish this
feat. And yet it is very easy. To dem
onstrate it, stick 19 a ece of dark
paj^er on a wall, gaze at it with both
eyes, pull up your gun to the shoulder,
then squint with the ri ',' -yi- alor£
the barrels, and you a t.i.d the muz
zles cover the mark.
u
who never
thinks laiks about. Now uu w. u..i ••k»
I to find out what the girl whonever ta,..s
thinks about.-Atchison tilobe.
Hora "Who is that »-t. aw l» .v aid
W' .n who doesn't seem to ki-ow what
I 1 with her hands and feet?
Million to a sale of lots\ 1:1
.• to-dav." Harper's Bazar.
city of light has b»on moas
i i r.- 'tirded, but the rapidity with
i i
pat tern and execution
ean ad
n-bort
nan can scatter bud news
I over-a neighborhood is sti^i .1 u .1: if
I guesswork.-- Ham's Horn.
Litlv n»wt--"lleavo this ic--e in
an I101 .• "Is there any thine
wrong. ,l 1: l.ady Guest "Wrong
Well,
..d .suv so. Why, the next
room and mine are connected by a door,
and you havo actually stopped up tho
\'e v\ i"'[e."—N. Y. Si:rt.
A Laudable De-re. .Wife- "I»»-ar.
t-' What can vo '.-oppinj "i
best coat for?" Husband—"!
a bottle of stuff to-day to take
-ease st lins with, and I wanted
if it was a:.v go.- I."
I- true that he wouldn't have a doct
his wife the other dav when sh"
v. a- "I' quit-0 tr
I -,iw a _'• into h:- .• -.-t
all rigv. li-'--.c
in'w me Cod 1 'e-n
•1 gentle •!. in n
.eceiiliy went hence and
fortune to be expended in
•ople to eat with their forks
half the sc.rn
nr.: for them to pr:
v a- a benefactor
longer. -Barn's Horn.
usin Tom (to Lizzi •. wb-.,
An
Y
from t'
get ha
you w.
town."
si
firm just then, ho
wants to squint and make sure
he
hesitates, and is lost. Tho shooting
corrector remedies ail this, without
your knowing it. That is where its
value comus in. It is a small disc of
rubber, the size of a nickel, fitted on a
small metal arm an inch or so long,
which screws into a small hole made in
the lo'-k-plate of your gun, on the left
hand side. Put the gun up. and shoot,
and you will find you never saw tho
corrector. But it got in its fine work I YVe^l
just the same. In this way the right
eye should govern the aim. but the left
eye, beingdefective in about seventy per
cent of men, deflects it more or less.
I'ut the gun to your shoulder again,
point the muzzle at a mark, close the
of the fanii'y, has •.-••.
quaini
luvers. 1„
i y. and I
usin
liber w .. i
stpn 11 era!'I.
-"Say, ted
1
Do! ie (snutr^lin? quite close to his
watch chain) "What have you in that
locket?' hnl 1 '.e postage stamp."
Doilio "troosie! V\ hat postage stamp?"
rhollic- "The one on your last ]ove-l.-t
tr-r. I detaehed it carefully. It touched
your moist red lips. It often touches
mine." Doilio -"You dreadful fellow!
I'm so sorry!" Chollio—"Sorry! Why!"
Dollie -"Because I moistened that
stamp by pressing it on Fido's dear,
damp nose." -Pittsburgh Bulletin.
SHE WAS
i °,
ran not UU,
TOO FRANK.
Indiscreet
("nnilor Injuriously AflVcU .«
a i 111
oni»1 rran y tf-iupn t.
A charm intr romance has come t-olight
over in the unromantic city of Brooklyn.
It appears that not long ago a teacn
in one of the schools for children set
them to writing compositions, of which
she herself was to be the subject: that
is. the scholars were told they might
write out their impressions of their
teacher. One of these essays, of pecu
liar literary excellence for a child,
drifted in some way into one of the
Brooklyn papers, which in its turn fell
into the hands of a voting dentist, in
n uf
if he
f»„t „r tux a'„,rr. it.
„ne
The corrector renders
tho vision clear all round, and the dis
tance can be gaujed to an inch, and
still the sight of the left eye is blocked
as regards the muzzle. To render this
more plain, taxe an old stove-pipe hat
and push tho muzzle of a small rifle
about an inch through the center of the
crown. Close the left eye and try to hit
a mark twenty or fifty yards away.
the growing towns in Montana.
Tho description of the teacher's charms
so captured his fancy and fired his
imagination that he was moved to write
a letter, addressed to her in care of the
paper which published the composition.
In due time the letter reached her
hands. Sho answered it and a
brisk correspondence soon snran"
up with an exchange of photographs
and confidences, which resulted
tho formation of an
The marriage date
shortly before the
She Vt in From n
i,
in
engagement
was set, and
month containing
the wedding day arrived the young den
I *.!.*!
whif
'h she said that she bad
a U tu ,r frt
»n his fiancee in
one more
important fact to reveal to him. name
ly. that, while her picture represented
her as being a young woman of somo
personal charms, she considered it only
frank to tell him that her beauty was
marred by very defective teeth, which
fehe naively added, could easily be re
paired after their marriage without any
great expense.
Whether the young woman's physical
defect or ber business enterprise de
stroyed the young man's ideal is not
definitely known, nor is it really known
at present that the marriage is positive
ly declared off, but it certainly does
00k as ,f n were, for three times since
the receipt of that letter has the skit
tis.i young dentist written to postpone
the ceremony, and the young woman is
consequently obliged to keep altering
the fashion of her wedding gowns, in
oider that her trousseau may verv proD
erly represent tho latest modes -a priv-
tit'h'd r'
eVCry britl, S rUinl
Rr«ton,
AlisS Beaeonhii^visitin^a
—How warm it is! 1 feTl u
Mrs. Meadows-Wouldn't
drink of well-water,
iss
u
Miss Beaconhill Do not Z
verbs to qualify nouns,
ra
Say "good water," not 1
Li fe.
Not
1
Nora-
5 .1. 'hat's Mrs. Hustler, the eminent
-. ,-r of 'Deisarte.'"— America.
I haven't had an outing for two
I years" complained Mrs. Jaysmitb.
"That's too vl!" replied her husband.
sympathetically. ''I'll look at ihead
.enients and see if there iv» .1
Lociiji
3,
Disease
I Bi-oause cutarrh
affects
1
roar h...
lliereloro a l.ieal ilisea«it. 1 fit did,
blood, it cull run in'
11
Tiie l)kn|1 now in ,,ur
hrain
Trailing this article, baok
y
soon ilivribut «1 to y.n.r n^
and en. \Vliat0vor 1 mpy ritie* the i',^
carry away, cause what w« ,.
a
i
fore when you have catarrh of thn'l,
other in hula nt cun at m-,n w
e 4 t'1"
«0f- The only way 'j®
I dlsea-e in the t,i.,
K
i. t,v
1
tr.npdy like Hood's Sar»a!.»r.!l»
I all impurities and thus i.erma,m'n,|j
'I he mieee-s of Sarsapamial,^'
1 catarrh 13 vouched for by mauy
Hood's Sarsapai
Sold l.y all dnisrirists. J!: sit f.n..,
bj
C. I. UOi)l 4
1
.oth.er and
I i, .Shcr.
"Isn't Jeec- a rv-i-' a
11 N-,
a :•••'..ever in the faith cure?" "lie is."
CO.,
provide
on, hi*
I have
Apothec&rigi, Lo*
IOO Doses One Dollar
Weak 1 i's
I Ic uia« ,e, 1
Lack of Appetite, Con7tipa
all indicate that you need a
uo.-cs ot the genuine
Dr.CJcLane's
Celetti Lit
htreng
v.
They arc prepared from the
C-t materials and
put u with
grcatc-t tare
|v
Fheuin, 1
Pittsburgh, ]\,
the genuine.
:/v.
made
in
p--.:••• i
-"Aren't you glad to
i\y? I should think
•lesone in that s! -cpy
man,
London
want.
1
St. I.wi.
v a s k i n
Fob.1\.
1
'Nr. D'I-1.Ait U- by r,a
a. r. fi. e u.l ilii.-v -.to a ,?
the I'tnt.-J Stat. -, alt! foi.uw:
carefully parked 111 a neat bos:
:rot ac
scveral
I should
•ten
'•»,.- no.
One two ounce t» ttli» of l'uie Vaselii
(trie two ounce bottle V »«••:.i,f r..a.,.
One ji\r of V:i-elim Cehl Cream
One rake ef Vaseline Camphor Io....
One cake ef Va«Hino soap, nnscertted
Onecakiiof Yit'Hine S'-aii. «(•(••.!.!
Hue two ounce bottle of While Vast'!
Y
n, A going
u haclothe* v
lii.i.'nl, name brcadli
Brinff 'em back, (lood lit.
Dashaway— "Splendid.
my order at on -e When 1
I'll pay you.'
lik
me to get o
Furnisher.'
1 vers- "You will, eh?
now how ymi exp"ct.
Mr. Mush",' "I wish
v
Or stamps any single article at the
I you have occasion to use Vwei
form be careful to accept only (rem
put up by us in orismal packages,
many drisjfr-ts are trying to i-»*r-:s
to take
111
era.
i. Eh?"
ke out
back,
VASELINK
(nit up liv th"
yield to such persuasion, as the ar
imitation without value, and Will bo?
the r"-alt you expect.
we
send one o" those invites to old Skoo
sicks and his wife Mrs Mushroom
"What! Them vulgar Skeesicks? 1
won't do it." Mr. Mushroom "Of
course, they ain't so blamed cultured
but they n study up a little." Mrs.
Mushroom "For heaven's sake. 1 •••(.
iniah! oti'll be wanting me to ask our
fatiiers and mothers here next."
A
It nf
Vaseline is sold by ulldrupctst* at te
Chraftiriiuirh HT'«. Co.. 21 state St.,
Tills P», IR .r, us, JM •TiU.
GRATEFUL-COMFORT
y y Ui
BREAKFAST.
the r«
w
Bf a thorough knn"
Wltjcn goT'Tn ru* of
trition. and ty I'ar.Mu
prti»**rtms of
pr«vi»|nii our breakfast u
iiavonnvl whirfj imiv i
rtootorj** biiN. I' hir the UHVM'soU?
arricioi of ijii-t that a tvvn*tl! n
V-
ly Uuilt up untii iMin'Ukih
dency to Hun«1r» stibuf n.
floatjhir aro- mt ih ren1? aH i«
a wan point. Wo man" n 'a^
va
by kfMpinif ur»clT *wfil ii*n
r^pcrly jiuurishtKl frame.-
Mm
if* dimply with boUing wattr
•1 hnii
tins,
y
JAMES EPPS 4 CO.. Htmcpo-athiC
London, Enqland.
Dfspeisia is il! i
TilM
ill
of l!i* |r-s«-ii! i'Hi. J| 1*'11
lire mill its lilli niliinlv Sirl, H',4,|
nelie, on
si ipul inn all.
I I'i I"
•".
aI
havo Imm'oiim* wri raii »tr».
Kpl'fMlil.v i.inl
Or|(aiiH. i 11 u iii
Office, 44
fll
u
IU«MI. .NOK
Sold Everywhere.
Murray Stv
New V-
If®'-
TRADE
Th« Braid
that
is k
the world
around.
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