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■ BROOKINGS CO. SEim PUBLISHED THURSDAYS BREED & WRIGHT. Office in Hadley Block. mn or •uMCRimoM: * si* Month. Three Moutiw M TH Living TICK. 8o much has been said about the flow of popnlatiou from the mousrchiee of Enrope to the broad acrea of the Amer ioau. republic, that further mention of the ever-increasing current seems like supererogation; yet the prospect for the coming season ore so wide in scope that the subject foroea itself into prominence. A Berlin correspondent says a late ad vertisement of the Lloyd Company stated thnt in the four months then in the future, from March 1 to June 30, it would send out from Bremen to New and Bnltiroore not lees than 67-steamers —namely, 18 in March, 17 in April, and 16 each in May uud Juue—that is, more than one large ship every two days. The correspondent adds: Suppose that each of them takes ont only 600 steerage passengers on the average—in my opin ion, the number will amount to at least 750 bend per vessel—there will be more than 40,000 passengers from one Ger man port within four months. And what is still more interesting is the fact that the passage money for the greater part of the emigrants has been sent over by friends and relatives from the United States to Germany, or that a ticket has been bought by them, which has been sent over here. A similar lively 1, busi ness is done in Hamburg; and apart from the smaller towns of Havre, Antwerp, Rotterdam and Liverpool (the latter as far as German emigration is concerned), the German emigration for 1882 may bo set down at 250,000 alone. Our protec tionists are quite alarmed. Who will work for us, who will eat our breadstuffs, they cry, if small farmers, servants and mechanich go to America? To help themselves, they insist upon strong emi gration laws; bul it will l>e of no use. They may hurt Bremen and Hamburg for a short time, but they will further the shipping interests of Rotterdam, Antwerp, Havre and Liverpool. This mighty migration cannot be stopped by precautionary measures of the police, the factors creatiug it beiug too power ful. S', 11. ' II 111 111 Ht II With a view to relieve the congres sional calendar of the long list of private claims which act ns a serious obstruction to the transaction of business of public importance, Senator Edmunds has framed and presented a bill which provides that any citizen of the United States who makes a claim against the government which has become complete within the four years preceding the passage of the bill, or which shall have become com plete subsequent to that period, may ap ply to the department of justice for leave to sue the United States for the enforce ment of such claim, all claims growing out of the relicilion being specifically excluded from the action of this bill. The bead of the department of justice shall examine the petition and shall grant the same, unless be shall be of opinion that the claim is frivolous or has already been passed upon by the two houses of congress or by tbo court of claims, or by tome court of justice. If leave to sue be grnted, the petitioner may bring a suit, giving reasonable se curity in case he shall fail in lus suit. The district attorney will appear for the United States and defend the suit, and special counsel may be employed to as sist him. If judgment is rendered against the United States the amount shall be paid nut ol the treasury. The English Parliament is so overrun with bills of this description that its public business is seriously neglected, and there is little doubt that some system of dis posing of such claims outside of parlia ment will lie eveutually adopted. Under the present arrangement the injustice is two-fold: wrongs of private persons which ought to lie redressed are ne glected so long that when the remedy comes it is too late, and private bills oc cupy the calendar of legislative bodies to the exclusion and jiostjiouement of pub lic basin < ss. ' i: > 1;■ 8* iU h !|J I • h '■’il >Y MW. I' li 8 v D. . . Si It is unfortunate for America that the weakness of morala existing the world over in varyiug proportions, should crop out among her citizens in a special branch of mercantile trade whereon the eyes of the whole world are particularly directed. Fraud of all kind should be considered a base crime and speedily punished, but when the act jeopardises the integrity of a nation's trade, the per petrators should lie ferreted out and made to suffer a double punishment. The lately reported frauds in the Amer ican cotton trade have caused quite a stir iu trade oircles in Great Britain, and the American consul at Manchester haa investigated the matter to his sorrow, judging from the following from the Loudon Daily News: •' The reportfrom the American consul at Manchester that the charges of fraud in the packing of American cotton are true is frank and fair enougii. Mr. ttbaw has, in the fig urative language of the far west, ‘ac knowledged the corn.' Lancashire haa long complained that the weight of cot ton is increased by putting sand and water into the bales. Hun- ijfj L’n dreds of tous of sand are paid for at ih« price of cotton every year. No moderation appears to have been experienced iu this species of fraud for the sand seems to have been thrown in by shovelfuls. This it very dishonor able, and demands caution uu the part of the buyer; but we may remind the spin nan of Oldham that it ia one of the old est nod moat vulgar kinds of frauds of which the commercial world is cognizant. To increase the weight of a valuable arti cle by concealing withiu it some article of greater weight aud less value is one at the moat ancient kind of rascality. The 'augmentation of mercury,’ aa it waa culled, was a feriiUe fraud of the last century, aud the augmentation of ailk by the addition of dye ia so familiar iu nor own day al to bare nlinoti ceased to be a fraud at all. Everybody knows that a I Mr yard of ailk can lie dyed to uuy required weight, aa a yard of oottou cloth can be 'finished’ to uuy extent desired. It ia also fairly known lust u retd ,4f cotton ' warranted ' to contain so many yards doss not always contain that measure. These instant*.* rmu&bk that .of A MEASURE OF RELIEF. FBAOD 111 TBADE. BROOKINGS COUNTY SENTINEL VOLUME I. ‘ jewelers’s gold,’ the proportions whereof are said to be a golden guinea to a oopper ooal-acnttle, and albeit diacredit ab’e are of the nature of the mild tricks of the diplomatist who ' lied always but deceived nobody.’ The ‘ sanding ’ of ootton like the ‘ sanding ’ of sngar is of the earliest form of swindling, to be sought (or in the primary strata of raa oaldom. The ‘ noble savage ’ is clever enough to introduce stones and other weighty substances into lumps of gutta percha god india rubber. But this pre historic method of robbery is hardly worthy of a * smart' country, and might have been disbelieved had it not been for the manly and straightforward avowal of the American oonsul at Manchester.’’ USB DRTHKIHO Hoctal economists who hsva drawn various inferences from the beer-drink ing habits of civilised races, says the New York Times, and moderate temper anoe reformers who have urged an in crease of beer consumption as a sort of antidote or substitute for stronger and more dangerous beverages, will find much to interest them in the brewery statistics which an industrious person of Vienna has recently oompleted. His re turns cover the whole of Europe, save the southeast and southwest, and our own country besides. Tc Great Britain he accords the honor of pojrcssing more breweries than any other oonntry, she having 26,114 of them, while Germany ranking next, has 28,940; the United States, 8,293; France, 3,100; Belgium, 2,508; Austria-Huugary, 2,297; Holland, 560, and Russia, 460. Similar compar ative results are shown in the figures of production, Great Britain leading here, with 49,000,000 hectolitres; Germany coming next, with 37,000,000, and then following the United States, with 14,000,000; Austria-Hungary, with 11,000,000; Belgium, with 8,000,000; France, with 7,000,000; and Russia, with 3,000,000. That Russia should jiroduce nearly half as muoh beer as France, and yet have less than one-seventh the number of breweries, shows bow large her establishments must be: we learn, in fact, that they arc the largest in the world. Denmark ranks next to her iu this respect, and then follow Aus tria Hungary, the United States, France, Great Britain and Germany; in other words, statistics of production per brew ery in the order of countries are about the reverse of those for total production. But more important than these facts are the returns of production per head of local consumers. Here, the various countries, if uot restored to their first re lations, are very nearly so. Belgium, instead of Great Britain, heads this list with 151 litres for each individual in habitant. But Great Britain is next, producing 140 litres; Germany next, with 83; then come Denmark, with 76; Hol land, with 52; the United States with 30; Austria-Hangary, with 20; France, with 20, and Russia, with 4. No < sport or import returns are furnished, else it would be interesting to see hew they modify the inferences concerning home consumption which one might though hash draw from these figures. Ger many’s 83 litres, agaiDst the 140 for Great Britain cud the 151 for Belgium, are anomalous without such returns to explain them. LATEST MARKET REPORTS. NEW YORE. 4'Loen—fipnug Extras f 6 0e tk V 60 WnuT-do. 1 Red 4 I <1 Con*—No. 2 Oats- -No. 1 „... P.TK—Bate ik *0 hoax—kites (*l7 fliH Laou t*lo IS CHICAGO. fnoex—riondtoChoice Spring I 5 50 14 411 Common “ ...... 4t* (A 610 WnxAT—No. 2,- Cask >4 1 S*J* No. 2. Holler April <* 1 SS Conn—No. 2 14 SC Oats—No. 2 <4 <2 lUmner—No. 2_ (4 1 00 Uvx-No. 2._ # fU Pous—Me**, Cash #l7 to I-A»l>—C*eb B*rnTm—Good to Choioe Creamery JW g 4fl flood lo Choice Dairy 36 <4 » Kooa 14 (* Ift CacrsK—Prim* 1a u 4 13* MILWAUKEE. Flora—flood to Cbatoe Hprlng......* IN <4 5 SO Common Extrse 4 'll (4 4 75 Wrui—Spring, No. X Kegnlsr... <4 1 SI Hi ring. No. A, *• .... 04 114 Hiring No. a, Heller Mer. i 4 1 !7N Spring, No. X Seller Apr. 4 1 as Cosh—No. t 4 **X Oats—No. 1 —. 4 43 Haslet—No. a. <4 (IX Rts-No. 1... —— <* 8»X Poes—Mess. <417 m I-aso (410 «o CATTLE—Oood to Choice Steers.— l uo <4 S SO Boos Good to Photos...— (SO <4*7* Sheet—Common Is abates too ''*oo Btjtteb—flood to Ohoiss SO 40 Is so . ....... - i U (4 It «» (4 U* •>. LOUIS Wheat—Ho. 11 Com—Mo. L.. Oat*—Mo. t—... Bn—No. 1 TOLEDO Wheat—Mo. *, Bad gf] MM Oo*i—Mo. 1 M 71 Oat* l4 1* Gerrymander. Apportionment and rearrangement of congressional districts bring into fre queat use tbe term gerrymander. Tbia ia a designation invented seventy years ago. In 1811, for the first time in many years, the republican-democrats of Mas sachusetts elected a governor and both branches of tbe general court, and to pre serve their power they rearranged the senatorial districts and made them of ir regular shape so as to give them a major ity in as many as possible. The scheme met with great opposition, and Elbridge Gerry, then governor, came in for a share of the wholesale denunciation of its promoters. One diatriot was made of a line of towns on the westerly and nor therly sides of Esses County, forming something like an irregular let ter F. The Boston Centiuel was the leading federalist paper, and Butaell, its editor, to show what wss being done, took a map of the county, oolored the towns not included in the peculiar dis trict and hung it up in hia office. One day Gilbert Stuart saw it and and say ing that it looked like some monstrous an imal, took a pencil and with a few strokes indicated upon it head, wings and daws, so that the new diatriot looked like some kind of a strange dragon. “ There," hi said, that will do for a sal amander." ** Salamander I" exclaimed Bussell, “ call it a Gerry-maoder 1” The election m the apcmg ef IMS revealed the sffaieaey of the scheme, bat it (we aled aucb an uproar that gerrymander ing was not allowed to stand. '‘OocnmTTtheTenT now ap plied to dinar given who have eoofeo ticoacy aa so attar conraa. NEWS IN BRIEF. 71m sonata confirmed the nomination of Runnel Blatcbford, of Maw York, as associate Justice of the United States supreme court. Keeker Severe. Each of the fifty-eight (niter pirates captured by the governor of Virginia was given one year In the penitentiary, and the fleet of seven ves - ■els was confiscated. A life-boat rescuing a ship-wrecked crew In a gale off Havre, France, rapaised on the 35th mat., and the two crews—nineteen persons— drowned. Cadet Whlilakrr. On the ground that technical evidence shook! not have been introduced in tlie Whittaker ooart-martial, the cabinet has disappro *ed of the sentence of dismissal from the service, and President Arthur has couarqneuUy order, d the release of the cadet from custody. Tike need Suffer#™. The report raoerved at the war department estimate that there are 80,000 destitute soffer ers in the flooded regions between Cairo, 111., and the Oalf of Mexico. It« believed that an appropriation of 1 1,000,000 by congress will be anlred before these people can again become '-enpjiorting. A fishing schooner which arrived at Halifax on the 31st, report* having *©*u two fishing vessels go down with all hands daring a gale on the 18th. Blown lo Autos*. On the 23d lust, as the steam ferrv-boat Henry C. Pratt was lying at a pier at Philadel phia, Pa., her boiler exploded, demolishing the boat, killing five men and causing great de stmetion of property in the vicinity of the wharf. The remains of the crew were Mown across bnlldmgs and into the water m arly a block away. Thu body of Capt. Oeo. Scully was hurled against a wall nearly a block from the scene, a shapeless mass. The anchor lodged in telegraph wires and the boiler landed on top of and sank two tng boats. Burning coals which were scattered promiscuously fired tbo hand some depot of the Philadelphia A Atlantic Railway and the lug Elia, both of which were entirely oonsumed. According to the report* of the jail warden at Washington, the assassin is rapidly breaking down under the strain of bis gloomy prospects. Ho>* losing appetite aud flesh, and in the event of a deeikion of the court en banc adversely to t new tnal it is predict) d that he will die of fear and inanition before the day of execution arrives. In one of his paroxysms of fear he recently ex c.aimed: “Why don't tbev hang Hcovillc and let me go ? lam a high-toned gentleman aud he is only a real estate lawyer. The country cau spare him better than it can spare me 1" Hoonlle says be can get no conuscl to attend to Ouiteau’s case. The assassin is sore he will be released by tbc coart on banc, in which case he proposes to leave for Europe, and, after “doing’’ the continent, return to the United States to lecture, heoville think* it would be better for the cranks of the future that Ouitcau should be banged. Hone led to Dsalk. A terrible railroad disaster occurs*] on the 21st inst at Soap Stone Cut, Sweet Briar Crack, a point forty miles wc*t of Bismarck, D. T. t ou the Northern Pacific Railroad, by which eight persons met their deaths ill a bumble manner, and a number of others were bidlv injured. A construction train consiHting of several flat cars, two cabooses used as *lee<pera, aud dining, kitchen and store cars, with a snow plough m advance, went through a pile bridge to tin bed of tbe creek thirty feet below. The fatalities occurred among the nccupouts of sleeper No. 1, which completely ovcrtorucxl aud was con sumed by fire by reason of the bedding ignit ing. Out of tweuty-fotir mrunant* of this sleeper al' exiaiad but eight. whose bodies weie charred almost beyond recognition. Tbe names of tbe unfortunates are Ole Johnson, Thomas Wilsou, William Watson, J. M Connies, Thom as Qiadv, Oeo. Moser, James O'Brien and Wm. Mr.Vudrcw*. Tbe ili-aster was caused by a flat ear leaving the rails where a truck which be came broken swejit the ties from the Midge and left the iron unsupported. The dead were wrapped in blankets aud taken lo Mandan. A eoronor’s jnry found the disaster to have hr cu purely accidental and rendered a verdict ac cordingly. John T. Randall, a shoe manufacture! of Aubuin, Me., banged himself in lus office. James A. Andrews, a prominent oust dealer of Sandusky, 0., ended his life, on the 24th, by taking chloral. He was 32 years of age, aud leaves a wife and children. A letter to hi* brother, at Fluimngstrarg, Ky., gave minute in structions as to the disposition of his property, lie earned a policy for 919,000 ou his life. Phillip Van Rensselaer, tlie youngest mem ber of the old Knickerbocker family of that name, was found dead at tbu Brunswick Hotel, New York citv, on tbc 22d. witha bullet through his brain. He was wealthy and had everything that conld mage life pleasant. He was a great traveler and had just returned from an extend ed horseback tr.|> through the western wild*. Orion E. Coleman, for eighteen years a haver iu tbeßprague Mauufartuiing Company, shot and killed himself at Providence, B. L, on the 21st. Discouragement at the omiditiou of the Hprague estate is assigned as the cause of the rash deed. A grown non of Kcv. A. H. Thomas, of Mem phis, m found dead on the porch of a gro cery store, with a pistol ia hi* right hand. Two wealthy citizens of Ht. Loom—Henry K. Kramer and Wm. Rocha way—oommitted sui cide on the Jlltb mat. AFnasled licsS, A frightful murder waa committed at Ded ham, an outlying suburb of Boston, Haas., on the evening of the 15th. A mill operative named John Hullivan, 85 year* of age, went home in a more or less intoxicated condition, and began a quarrel with lue wife, Bridget, wbe wee fifteen years hie eenor. The quarrel grew rapidly bitter, and in a few minutes Sullivan drew a razor, and with one movement severed her jugular vein and carotid artery, his mad inten tion evidently being to completely behead his victim. Wonderful to relate, however, the poor woman, with extraordinary vitality, al though thus mortally wounded, rushed out of the room, down stairs, and into the village street, screaming for help. Hullivan followed, and a most extraordinary race ensued. The bleeding woman ran to a neighbor's door, and was about forcing it open when the murderer caught up with her, and. seizing her by the hair, trgan earring her head with the razor, which lie had carried iu his hand all the while. Bbe broke away and ran, and the horrible pur suit continued, some say five mumtes. At leugth the woman, her life-blood drained to its dregs, staggered on to her own door-step, snd there fell dead. When Sullivan was assured bis wife was dead, and before being secured bv tbe uohee, he made an attempt to Sake Us own life by cutting a gash in his throat with a razor, severing the windpipe. Tbe wound was quick ly attended to, ana will nut prove fatal. AV M's | S* §l7 10 Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, the world-fa mous poet, died at his resideuoe at Cambridge, Hass., on the 34th mat., aged 75 years. He wa* born at Portland, Me., February 87, 1807. Rear Admiral Gustavos H. Scott, U. & N-, (retired) died at New York ou the IKkL Rear Admiral Janies H. Sports, U. S. N., commanding the South Atlantic squadron, died at Stanley, Falkland Islands, on tbe Mh inst., aud was bwted there. Rev. Dr. Orville Dewey, an intimate friend and 00-laborer of Chanuing, died at Sheffield, Maas. The death is annonnoed of Captain Otis Wtutoomb, of Swanasy, N. IL, tbe old fanner after whom Den Thompson modeled bis char acter of Joah Whitcomb. Nine of bis eighteen oluldreß mv tiring. Henry O. Rodgers, United State# minister to Sardinia under President Van Bui an, and oue of tbe three surviving members of the Penn sylvania oonstitntioual convention of IM7, died at Lancaster, Pa., on the night of tbe Itth mat, an inmate of the alms boose. Judge Harrington, a prominent attorney of Indianapolis, IniL, dropped dead at his office in that city on tbs 80th. He was defendant in a sail far Wfl,ooo damages brought by bis airorcea wire. John Sylvester, of Waverly, Mass . the first to manufactureJocomoUrs cranks in lbs United States, died on the llth last. HallWAf Vreckit Near Kauxvili*. Team, ou the 85th task, a fr-ight train ou tka Bast ftonaama, Virginia and Georgia Walhuad ran into a standing pas senger train, demuhsbiug a coach. Wm. Booker,a porter, was redded to death by a broken steam pipe on the freight augioa; John GarihMUm, s ussping-osrcoaauetor wasgeeort- T*c MgM Bela, oaths Norths** Virile BROOKINGS, DAKOTA, THURSDAY MARCH 30, 1882. BklpwrerS. Cailaas. kalridak Hormary. Railroad collided at Spirit Wood no tbe 26th. telescoping two box can containing a settler and his stock. The man’s name was Henry C. Mott, of Norwich, Ont. Be was instantly killed. A coroner’s jnry decided that tbe ac cident was caused by the carelessness of Fred. Thornes, engineer of one of tbe trains. A Rock Island construction train was wrecked at Oboneil Bluff*, la., on tbe Mth. A bralm man was seriously and three others slightly hart. At a point on the Fort Wayne road, lost oat side the limits of Chicago, a cattle train loaded with swine was run into by a Oraod Trank pas senger train, telescoping several ears and kill ing and maiming a great many swine. After the wreck bad been cleared away and the train* put In motion, a Fort Wayne passenger train suddenly appeared on the scene and dashed into the remnant of the cattle train, completing Its rnio. Engineer Hubbard was dangerously injured. The lose, not including the animals, is estimated at 950,000. Tbe now biidge on the narrow-gauge road near Lathrop, lowa, gave way on tbe 20th. carry ing down an engine and two care. At Hweet Briar, abont 40 mile* west of Bis marck, I). T.. on the 21st inst., a construction train went through a bridge, killing one man aod ininring several. A freight train ran off the track near Har rington, Pa., on the night of tbe 19tb last., killing Wm. FlUey, engineer, and Wm. KoSaer, fireman. Uiaer Mishayt. John Handers, Wm. Oglestoo, Isaac Bailey and Ons. Countee (all colored) were drowned by the swamping of a boat at the big falls in in the Yougheney River, near layton Htation, Pa., ou the 26th. Simon Lauferty, a traveler for H. Cohn A Bro., of Rochester, N. Y.. was killed by tbe cars at a depot in Fort Wayne, lud., on tlie 24th. His body was frightfully mangled, it being decapitated. Two strangers, new arrivals, were found frozen to death on the railroad track between Orafton and Ht. Thomas, Dak., on the 22d. They emdmtlv perished in the blixzxrd which jircvailed the day previous. The remains of Oeo. Gening were found in the ruins of Holmes’ cracker bakery at Cincin nati. The deceased slept In the building. A fragment or rock weighing abont a ton fell from tlie roof of a coal mine at Ht. Joseph, Mo., ou the 24th, SDd killed John Kidd aud George Cooksey. The bodies were horribly crushed. Frank Hayee, agent fer an improved gas stove, was sspbyxiated in his room st the In tei national Hotel, Qr Mon, on the night of the 90th inst. He had evidently been experiment ing and fell asleep, when tbe tnbe from tbe ga* pipe to his apparatus became disconnected and the room filled with gas. At a sale of the Montgomery White Hnlphnr Hprings iu Virginia, tlie porch of the hotel fell, killing one man and injnrwg twelve. Geo. Davidson, a farm IT residing near Hay brooke. 111., suffered a lose of about 95.000 by tbe saff xietioo of a drove of forty fat hogs. A wiud storm toppled a haystack over on them. Wm. Gaylord a one-armed ex-soldicr, was run over by the cars near Rockford, IIL, on the night of the 20th inst, and killed. His re mains were hornbly mutilated. A prominent stock-raiser of Ypeitsnti, Mich., named John It Campbell, was killed by a run away team on the 19th inst. Pat Desmond went on a spree at Cincinnati, 0., on tbo 20th and carried an o|ien jack-knife in b's pocket. He tumbled and fell in such a manner that the weapon entered bis body, in- Dieting % ftUl wound. On the 19th inst., Peter Bouchman attempted to cross Macoupin Creek, 111., in a skiff with his wife and daughter. An oarlock broke capsizing their boat. Bouchman managed to reach the shore, hut the others were drowned. Wwrk ol Ike Flumes. About noon on the 26th the railroad liridge at Richmond, Vo., on tbe llichmoud and Peters burg Railroad, caught fire during tbc jireva lonrc of a heavy gale aud was totally consumed. When tbe flames reached the Richmond cud of tbe bridge they communicated with a large to bacco factoiy and a general conflagration en sued. 'Die fire spread with frigbtfnl rapidity and before it was subdued swept sway three large tobacco factories, six stemmeries, twenty tenement bouses, mainly occupied by uegiues. SOU feet of railroad trestle w irk. ten new freight cars belonging to the Richmond A Tredgor Iron Works. Smith’s grist mill, tbe Kaohne works sod a large quantity of coal aud lumber. Loss ovei ball a million dollars. One life was lost. A fire in Ht. Louis on the 25th, gutted tbe furniture factory of IheiMbl Brothers A Miller, in Walnut Street, which was lusured for 856,- 000. The Chateaugay dejiot and round-house at Ilattaburg, N. Y., burned on tbe 25th. A lad named Lowell pensbud iu the flame*. The residence of cx-Oovernor Proctor, of Vermont, at Hutberland Falla, with its literary and art treasure*, was swept away by lire on tlio 25th. Htrong A Cobb's wholesale drug boase, Cleve land, 0., was damaged to tbe extent of 460,000 by fire ou the 26tb. The business portion of Clifton Hill, Ran dolph County, Mo., was swept uway by fire on the uight of tlie 23<L Loss BSO.OOO. The Protestant Ejiiacopal Church of Incar nation, iu New York City, was damaged to the extent ot 950,000 on the 24th. An entire square in the heart of McArthur, 0.. was consumed on the 24th. A large block at Cleveland, 0., occupied bv W. P. Houthworth’i wholesale and retail grocery, Krause A Co., carpet dealers, H. M. Brown, dry goods and Chandler A Rudd, grocers, was completely destroyed by fire ou the 24th. Total loss over 9400,000. Insured. The Proctor House, Keanarge Mountain, N. H.. burned on the 23d. Lo** 975,000. Holmes' cracsur bakery, Cincinnati, 0., van ished in smoke on the 23d. Loss about 930,000. IThi large floor mill at Leavenworth, Kansas, nwued and ofa-raled by Warren A Cole, was totally destroyed by fire on the 23d. Loss too.ouo. By the destruction of an elevator, Haw lev, Mum., on the night of the 81st inst.. 1MI,0(IU bushels of wheat were consumed. Loss on budding and contents abodt 1200,000. The Mildleiiort, N. Y., opera house and an adjoining dwelling, furnished food for flames on the 33d. Isms 140,000. Tbe steamer Leseie 8., with a cargo of ootton was burned on Black Cypress Bayou, Ma., on on thn 33d. Insursnoc 415,000. Weil, Dreyfus A Co.’s furnishing goods estab lishment at Boston, Mass., was dsmaged to the extent of 487,000 by fire on the 88d. An entire block of buildings were consumed by fire at Hipun, Wis., ou the 88d. Loss 4100.000. The Curtis Manufacturing Co.'s works at Albion, N. Y., were deetroved by fire on the 31st. Loss *IOO,OOO. Tbe wareroom and finishing department of the New England Furniture Company, at Grand Rapids, Mich., were burned out on the 31st. Lass on budding and stock 435,000. Twenty-five bouses were swept away by fire at Northampton, Eng., on the 31st. One hun dred persons were rendered homeless. A fire at Einod, Hangary, resulted in tbs de struction of 850 houses and the loss of nine lives. The distillery of Tan A McGibbon. at Lex ington, Ky., was burned by the explosion of a lamp in the office. The loss is $30,000. Tragical Talas. At Hillsboro, Tex., ou tbe night of the 34th hist., Mrs. Julius Hwteney was murdered by her husband, being shot through tbe breast and her brains beateu out. The cause wss jealousy. The murderer was jailed. A desperate fight occurred iu Blount Couutv, thirty miles from Knoxville, Teou , on the 35Ui. Robert Flaunigan and his soo-tn-lsw, Joseph Nichols, had an altercation about a thing of very little couseqnence. which resulted in a hand-to-hand light, which was only ended when Flaunigan * trues Nichols over the head with a thirty-pound piece of wood, killing him in stantly. Mr. Peels, engineer of the Tombstone Mill and Mining Company, was assassinated in his uffioe, at Charleston, Arisons, an the night of the 35th, by two masked man. “Corley BiU,” a notorious western character, waa killed In a light between cow-boys and vigilantes, near Tombstone, Arisons, ou the 45th. Bod. Mills killed Bley Caldron at Mount Sterling, Ky., on tbe Hi. The two had a dif ficulty some days previous whan Mills ordered Caldron never to appear on his farm again. Caldron disobeyed the order and waa killed. Vigilantes at Rawlins, W. T.. lynched Janie Lacy and Bob Roddeck, who had burglarise several houses and planned to rob a hank. A “pal ” gave them away. Two bona thieves were overtaken by d time ns neat Boles pootoflVs*. Franklin County, Mo., on the night of the lftth. Oue waa killed and tbs other mortally wounded. A4BC Helena,Cal, oaths XSdtnsC. William Gaos killed J. C. Weinberger and than shot himself. Cause of the trnuhls unknown. Two Scotchmen, lately arrived from the old country, became involved hi a dispute user TteteSW bust, lowa, when mm of them. Ohas. Carnahan, shot Vied. Millar, Ms partner, aud than put two bultete M Ma own beets. Fort Reno, and killed one of them, turned Hteveas, who was too sick to leave. The mur derer then secured the horses and other effects and fled toward Kansas. Tbe party were from Wichita, Kansas. James Kennedy, an ex-policeman, was shot dead by Charles Ray, at Louisville, Ky., od the the 21st. The men were relative* and It i* thought family affairs were at the bottom of tbe trouble. The citizens of Dallas, Oregon, seized Tucson Langdou and a man named Harrison for killing A. It. Croaks and 8. J. Jerey. At tbe hotel where the murderer* were under guard a jwrty of masked men appeared and shot Langdou, following up the work by hanging Harrison to the trestle-work of the bridge. A rent-collector of Clunmellon, Ireland, was mortally abot while driving to church with hi* family on tbe 19th, and a police sntxmspector was fatally wounded iu a disturbance in County Htilweil, who was in Mine way connect ed with tbe assassination of Morgan Earp near Tombstone, Arizona, recently, was riddled with bullets by a band of vigilantes on the 21st inst. On the night of the 19th in*L, at Wheeling, W. Vo., a youth named Milligan, while iutoxi oated, shot aod killed Frank Davis, aged 18. A shocking and mysterious murder was com mitted at Cherryfield, Me., on the 19th inst. As Mr*. Hattie Sprague was leaving a church. Outer Ctmniugham stepiied up to her and <lr-w a knife across her throat She died in stantly. Jealousy was the cause. FORTY-SEVENTH CONGRESS. It os dat, March 90.—The tariff commission bill wo* considered and lleck and Morrill ad dressed tbe senate. Pendleton presented a memorial of tbe National Tobacco Association, proieiting against the passage of any “free leaf tobacco bill:” also a jietition of the same association for the abolition of exjxort stamps, and fur snndry changes of the law in regard to the exportation of tobacco by rail and the fees paid insjsirtors of export tobacco. Referred. After a short executive session tbe senate adjourned. Tnisnav, March 21.—Hale presented a pro test agonist the admission of Dakota as a state until her record is purged of repudiation with which it is charged in the matter of Yankton County bonds issued in aid of a railroad iu that county upon which interest payments ceased. ... .Tbe bill to render more efficient tbe life saving service was jiassed Bills |>a**>d: House bill to establish a rail-ray bridge across the Mississippi between Minnesota and Wis cousin; bouse bill abolishing Fort Abercrombie military reservation (embracing lands long since abandoned) Pendleton iutrodneed a joint resolution for an amendment to tbe con stitution miking postmasters, marshals, dis trict attorneys, United Slates clerks of courts inferior to the supreme court, aud all sncli other civil officer* of the United States exer asing executive or ministerial power within the several states or territories elective officers. .. Adjourned. Wzd.vzsdav, March 22.—'The diplomatic tj>- propriatiou bill was passed. No other business of importance was transacted. Tntrusnai, March 23. —Several senate bills in relation to the Venezuela award were indefinite ly postponed A bill was introduced for the formation and admission into the union of tbe state of Washington Tbc Indiau appropria tion bill was tin 11 rejsxted with sundry amend ment*. after which the senate went into execu tive session and when tbe doors were reojicno-l ad join ned. FaniAT, March 21. -Sawyer presented reso lutions of the Wisconsin legislature asking con gress to tske control of the Sturgeon Bay ship canal and open the same to free commerce.... The life saving service bill was then passed . . Williams introduced a bill to incorporate the Cherokee C ontra! Rsilruad aud Telegraph Com jnuy Tbu bill authorizes the construction of a road and telegraph line from Fort Smith, Ark., to Fort Gilaou, Cherokee Nation, and thence to a point near where the Verdigris River crones u>e fine between Kansas and the Indian Tciritory. Referred The bill creat ing two new laud districts in Nebraska |>assed. ... .Aft<r in executive session tbe senate ad journed. IfOWMI. Mejmar, March 20.—1 n replv to an inquiry by the house in regard to the use of troops si Omul,a during tbe strike tbe President in a message stated that authority to employ troop* was givea ou apnlication of the governor in order to protect the stati against domestic vio lence in compliance to the constitution Bills introduced: Appropriating 4800,000 for tbe relief of Mis-is-ippl Valiev sufferers: to prevent the contraction of tbu volume of tbe currency; tc reduce thr internal revenue; appropriating 950,000 for a monument ovrr tbo grave of Thomas Jefferson; appropriating 910,000 for a memorial shaft at Washington's headquarter* at Newburg, N. Y.; to declare forfeited ail land* granted railroad companies iu 1856 and not earned by them; a lesolution of tbe general assembly 'if Maryland, urging an appropriation to erect in Mount Olivet Cemetery, of Frederick City, Md., a suitable monument to the memory of Francis Scott Key, author of “ The Star Spangled Bantu 1”: providing that when Canada shall abolish the duties imposed upon coal imported frrm the United States, iron ore mined in Canada shall he admitted into the United Stabs free of duty. Trzsiiav, March 21.—The Chinese bill was considered lor a time Leedom (0.1, from the committee on territories, subi.utbd a minority re|s>rt signed hv)lsedom, Mills and Richardson (S. C.), ujion the bill for tbe admission of Da kota as a state beiDg in opposition thereto. Referred to the committee of the whole.. . Ad journed. WziuiZHDaT, March 22. -Tbc Chinese bill was again discussed. Kasson offered on amend ment limiting the time of suspension to ten year*. Thokapay, March 23. —The Chiaeae bill was aa'aw debated. Kasoon's amendment reducing the period of suspension to ten years was re jected—yeas 100, nays 131. Uutterworth’s amendment 1 muting the term of suspension to 13 years was lost without the call of yeas and liars A large number of amendments were then voted upon, hut all lost without division being called. The bill was then passed—yeas 167, nays 65.... Adjourned. Fkwat, M>rch 23.—The house spent the day on the private calendar, and adjourned till Monday. Tricky Device* in Gambling. [Prom tbe Hi. Loui* Republican.] One of the newest tools is the poker ring, on ingenious little contrivance for marking the cards while playing, in a systematic manner, so that in a half an hour one can tell each card as well by the back ss by the face. Although it ia not generally kuown, it is in nsc by a few of the oldest and best professional players in the country. It is no secret that in gaming houses marked-back plaving cards are used. The pattern on the Duck seems innocent enough until it is held at a certain angle under the light, aud then the difference between cards may be seen. Tbs greenhorn cannot tell the pack from fair cards iu common use, bat the professional can tell precisely tbe cards that his opponeut holds. There are loaded dice, which are made the ex aot imitation of ordinary dice. Theu there is the spy, a reflector about the sise of a half dollar, which, it is said, can be used with perfect safety on the table or on the kuce. As for “ strippers," another device in cards, a gambler says: “ The benefit of these oards cannot be estimated ouly in one way, aud that ia the amount of mon ey your opponent has got, for yon are oertain to get it, whether it ia $lO or $lO,- 000; the heavier the stakes the sooner you break him and he never knows what hurt him. • The bog ’ is a devioe for withdrawing from the pack a number of cards from which the player can make up a hand to suit.” Hew Many Legs Haa a Sheep? (Frum l-ondoo Sudrtj.J The Earl of Bradford waa brought be fore Lord Loughborough, and a conver sation followed, in which the chancellor was completely pnasled. At l»st he ask ed, “How many legs has a sheep I” “ Does your lordship mean,” asked Lord Bradford, “a lire sheep or a dead aheep ?” la it not the same thing?” said the ehanoellor. “ Mo, my lord.” said Lord Bradford; “then ia much dif ference. The tin cheap may here four lags; a dead aheep has only two. The two ion legs an shoulders, but then an hot twolegsu^mutbju/^s^^ Tbm oldest paper in Virginia ia the AWxaudm OtMwrfa, aafgbhahed in IWfl. APACHE MATT, THE SCOUT. A Fames* Frsstlsrvpass's Hs«»«a 4br Waylay War Uyea the Isdtaa*. Matthew Joliuaon reached Denver City from Fort Hualapai, and will leave for hie old home in New York state, there to spend hia remaining days. Sewtral years ago he was living with hia wife and several children near Hualapai. One early morning, while the father was ab sent at the military post, the bend of Mojave Indiana, of which Deiahay was chief, attacked the ranch, outraged the mother and tortured her and the three children to death. When Johnson re turned biz cabin was in flzmea and tbe blood of his dying family yet warm. Almost crazed, he went back to the fort without even waiting to inter the remains of hiz wife and children and Briefly told the awfnl tragedy. Within fifteen min utes a detachment of Company K of tbe fifth cavalry were mounted, under the command of Col. Mason, and on the trail of the roppenkinned devils, John son going along. Ou the morning of the third day the cavalry entered the Black Hills, at the beadwnterw of tbe Verdi River, the home of the wild Apache Mojavee. That evening the camp was made near the Verdi aud a scouting party further fol lowed the trail, which appeared to be only a few bonra old. In a small clump of cotton-wooda and near a marshy por tion of the river the smoke of the Indians was discovered. It was too late to at tack the Indiana, as the darkness would afford them an escape. The had ap parently located with tbe intention of remaining a few days and hunting, so the assault was deferred UDlil the morn ing, tlie cavalry coming up, however, and putting out sentinels. On one of the posts Bohnson stood keepirig vigil through tbe night. In the morning the cavalry swooped down npun them. Har pnsrd in their stronghold, and with their arms scattered carelessly about, the In dians conld do nothii g lietter than fly; and fly they did toward the river, ttt soldiers picking them off one by one in tlie chase. Deiahay was more running iud sclf-possecsed than his followers, making up the river through the thick cottonwood The six Indians were killed before one of them had reached the stream, but Delshay, tbe seventh, had such a start thnt tbe cuvalry almost gave up all hope of overtaking him. They spread out, however, and made a ski.- misb through the cottonwood forest. When they brought np in a little glade up the stream a ronple of miles, they were astonished to find Johnson leaning over the dead liody of an Indian chief, backing and cutting it with a huge bowie-knife in insane frenzy. The laxly lay upon the river bonk as it it had been pulled out after the infliction of tbc death-wonnd. The head was nearly severed by a stroke of the knife, and Johnaou bad scalped it. It was many minutes before bis fury had spent itself, the soldiers never interfering with the horrible satisfaction which the widowed husband and childless father wii* taking for bis wrongs. Filially, nhcu be had grown calm enough to explain, lie told how he had seen the Indian making np tbe river, aud, resolved that none should escape, he followed aa beat he might. When lie got through tlie timber lie fouud the trail, aud although it wus done with much difficulty, he •luccceded in tracing it to the river honk. There it lieciunc lost, and, knowing the Indiau conld not have crossed the stream with out having been seen on tbe opposite side, which was open and denuded of trees and underbrush, he concluded that the Indiau was secreted in the bank. While walking down the bank a head was protruded from a pcxil near the shore. It was Dalshay taking air. Stealthily Johuson approached, aud before tbe In dian could realize that the avenger waa nigh, he was grasped by tbe hair and his throat was slit from ear to ear. When the fort wits leached. Johnson ►requested to be employed in tbe scouting servioe, mid was engaged. He became tbe bloodiest and most relentless of the border scouts, aud figured prominently iu all the campaigns against the Apaches up to the recent <»ne, which Own. Carr led, eauna" the title of “Apoohe Matt.” It is generally supposed that the smug gling business is carried on to quite an extent all along our Canadian frontier, but we ere inclined to the opinion that this is a mistake, for tbe reason that there is uu longer the inducement to in dulge in the risk, for good wares and merchandise can now be had at home al most as cheap, and in many instances cheaper than on tbe other ride. As a natural consequence the “ occupation ” of a Urge Hst of customs officials would be gone were it not for tbe fact that once in a great while some wonderful discov ery is made—a seizure—a sale—and a long account nicely written np in some paper and some government detective becomes a hero in no time, bat when it turns oat Anally that it waa "a put up job," people begin to settle down to the idea that if these occasional discoveries were not made there would be no excuse for such an unnecessary number of gov ernment officials. Bnt we were about to relate an incident which occurred three or four winters ago, not a thousand miles from this city. The article of kerosene owing to, the greet difference in price between this and the other side of tne St. Lawrence, held out the greatest temptation to amqg glera aud many a load had been sucofba fully alid into Canada without beingpub jected to duty. Ou one occasion a government officer dieoovered, one pretty dark night, a doable sleigh well loaded with keroeene winding its way across Wolf Island. He immediately pursued with bis horse and cutter, and the race became exciting aa th* officer gained upon tbe smuggler, who seemed to realize that unless something wss done quickly his expedition would be a failure. Both smuggler aud officer were lashing their horses to their utmost ■peed, and only a short pace waa between them, when all of.* oudden the rear barrel slipped off th# loed aa if by magic, and no sooner struck the snow than the home of the officer tum bled over it and in less than no time hone, cutter and officer were badly mixed □pin aheap. As soon, howerar, aa the shock waa over the officer recovered hie feet and senses, got together hie wreck and retraced his atepa as beat he oould, and probably no one would have bean had not tbe story cone back from tbs other aide about the greet race for twelve barrels of kerosene. * Cuts Little Yeflow Mrda. Mr. Daniel C. Beard, writing ia Urn Scientific Americas, mys that our sum mer yellow-bride, though you tiding Ut ile creatures, am aot readily duped or impoeed upon by the cow briuk-Mrd widohdepurite Ha eggs iiiilisrriiatautoh among the seats of aeaaller bands, so that ito young era hatohedand maradwtlh out any earn tram Urn mat fueeffi. “ The instinct at tba yellow bads am suffirientlv near ma tact the oifleren os little, fragile, pnttiJ A Smuggler’s Ruse. Oswsfo Times.) -'f as- . •'v -VjX n•• *3>' ?,. *l^ NUMBER 1. 1 ■' 1 .i_ colored eggs, and the groat dark-colored oneo the vagabond cow blank-bird baa surreptitiously smuggled into the nosy neat The domestic little couple cling to the spot a?looted lor their house, and will not leave it, neither will they hatch the obnoxious eggs which they are ap parently unable to throw out, bat the difficulty ia soon surmounted, and so an the gratoitoua eggs, lor the indefatiga ble workers proceed at ones to cover up the oow black-bird’s eggs, constructing a new neat on top of the'old one, build ing a second-story, as it were, to their dwelling.” DOMESTIC ECONOMY. WKI FUDOTNG. Quarter of a pound of flour, quarter of a pound of butter, quarter at a pound of sugar, two eggs, rind at a lemon; beat for twenty minutes; half All teacups and bake for twenty min ate#. Take the heart of sweetbread, which baa the finest flavor; boil it; then split open, season with salt and pepper, rub thickly with batter, and spnnkle with floor. Broil over a quick Are, turning it constantly. Cook in this way about ten minutes, if yon am earefnl to torn it constantly, and serve with cream sauce. CKLJCBY VmOAB. This nice flavoring for soaps and gravies ia made by cooking one ounce of celery seed in half a pint of good white wine or cider vinegar. Lemon extract, which is quite an item at expense in a large family, can be easily made. When lemons are used for cooking purposes, chip off the omeide yellow nnd and put it into a 1 Kittle; pour over this some pure alcohol, and you will have a deli cate, nice lemon extract. Id removing the rind from oranges, if the peeling process is commenced at the stem end of the fruit all the thick white nnd will ad here to the yellow part instead of the orange. Take a half-pound of beef marrow and chop it quite fine; half pound of bread crnmlis; half pound of floor; quar ter of a ixiund of sweet almonds, and ten bitter almonds; blanch and pound the almouda, adding a toaspoouful of cold rose water to prevent them from oiling, freali eggs, as many as will weigh a half pound; one cup of sweet, rich cream; whisk the eggs until quite light, and then add the cream, and then whisk well nntil well mixed; next, slowly add the above ingredients. When thoroughly blended, pour into a buttered steamer; cover very close, and boil four hours. Serve hot.— Prairie Fanner. PAJBT OINOEUBBEAD. One cupful of butter, two of sugar, one of milk, four of flour, three-fourths of u teaspuonful of soda, one tablespoon ful of ginger. Beat the butter to a cream. Add the sugar gradually, and when very light, the ginger, the milk, in which the soda has iieeu dissolved, and finally the flour. Turn baking pans up side down, aud wipe the liottoum very clean. Butter them aud spread the cake mixture very thin on ibeui. Bake in a moderate oven until browu. While atil) hot, cut into rquarca with a cake-knife, and slip from the pan. Keep in a tin box. 1 his is delicious. With the quanti ties given a large dish of gingerbread can tie mads. It murt lie spread on the bottom of the pan as tuin as a wafer, and cat the moment it cornea from the orem C3CK3 PIC. For two pies take five eggs, three quarters of a cupful of butter, one cup ful of powdered white sugar, and such flavoring as you prefer. Heat the yolks aud sugar together until they are a' per fect froth. Beat tbe butter until it is a creamy froth also. Now quickly add them together, flavoring with a little ex tract of vucilln. Bake it in a crust; it will rise very light. As soon as done have ready the whites of the eggs beaten to a stiff froth, sweetened with a little sugar, and flavored with a few drops of the extract. Spread this over the tops of the pies, which return to the oven to receive a delicate coloring. While hot, cut the pies and distribute them on the plates, otherwise if they are allowed to cool without cutting them they will fall. This ia strange but true. The Cowardice of Suicide. Suicide in the German army has of late yaara£been increasing at an alarming ex tent and a large percentage of the cases are attributed to disappointment in love. Some one, in noting thia fact and the difficulfy the authorities have in finding a means to reaistthe progress of tbe evil, says the emperor might profit by a study of a leaf from the order-book of Napo leon. Under tbe consulate this tame tendency had revenled itself, and Napo leon pubUahed the following order (dated 1801) to the forces under his command: “ The gronadier Genian has killed him self o* account of a love affair. In other respects he was a good soldier. Thia ia the second occurrence of thia sort that haa taken place in the last month. Tbe Amt consul desires to notify to the guard ia tbe order of the day—first, that a sol flier must learn to subjugate the passions of grief and melancholy; secondly, that .just as much courage is required to en dure soul sufferings with fortitude aa to stood unmoved in the ranks under the Are of a battery. To give way unreaiat ingtyto sorrow—to destroy one’s self to teeape distress of mind is equivalent to running away from a battle-field before one has basaMaton. Kentucky Superstition*. A writer iu the Louisville Courier - Journal gives some of the current super stition* of Kentucky negroes. If a portion passes through a funeral proces sion he will die before the oldest one in it If a dog lies on its back and howls it presages an early death in the family. If thwlongest snake killed in a day’s search be suspended from the tree nearest to a parched field it will bring rain. If it be necessary to turn hack after starting on aa wrsad, the consequent bad hick may be averted by making a cross in tbe path with tbe 101 l forefinger. A stutterer may be cored by essaying up behind him unawares and knocking him down wi||) a rasr beef tongue just taken from tbe beast by an unmarried butcher under 21. A bloody knife, a bo*tle of alcohol, and a bag of live lizards are aa effective outfit for bewitohiag an enemy; but the intended victim is often warned of the dmigar by aa owl’s aeoweeh close to his cabm. The recipient of a poisonous snake's bite drinks a pint of whfeky, and then, if sober enough, kills the first blank chicken withwhite tail feathers he oaa find, pinks the fnathora out aud barns Tan estate of Ko Kuu Has, thi lste Chinese profaosor at Harvard College, ia vulaed at $2,000. His widow, who was ■ppnf atofl administratrix, atoned her aaras “Ko; before marriagn. las.” Tb* ehOdreo are named Ko Pefafn, Ko Jooog Jo, Ko Wan-Lon, Ko WaWiug, Ko Waa-Ku, Ko Bria-fln. Tbe rights al administration wars transferred to Mr. Hetasc D. Chapin by Mrs. Ko jnst be fote her departure for China. monies go. soim rT.-sse.-gar-.agar. V ImSM visrffi rook in jfii mm mhsf WVfi Ml 9W IWRIIIV nVvUrf •*■ > -,y V. * : ' ' /■' K , J Ws Oaarantss m Goof Job la “ Evary Instance. Mroasaas man a iwtiot htsnu at- * SUBSTANCE AMO SHA9OW. as asnoui nta». J i An Mol MbstaDM, UdAtan os bsv Km Mm Aa< shades at twins «M<* us ISsaA, ■■Man sr sUB, sa ataaW hrtsf tcsO-snssul; As if sash »mms sad aaxlss, whisk aoaaamd go, Hsd him ofTmth or Lifs In their poor sh.w. To sway or iofas, sad skill to stain or wound. Boast Innirlilsssd,high itssUn.d insal Enow tin drssd am—a Mitws yst s sai: ■ash Bind M own amtar, and tt dnsws H ossats HMsySk NHMtly »lU*» y- Aldsd by Hanna, hy aasth asttwartsd a«B. SPICE AND ALLSPICE. BdAona at courtesy—those wont in burlesque. Scotch potatoes should always be eaten ia their kilt*.—-V. Y. Commercial Advertiser. In the census office ia a return in which a Boston man is described as a manu facturer at pigs’ feet. Phu-adbupula has an artist named Sword. When eight years of age be was only a little bowie. —Hartford Times. Dots (to waiter); -‘This chop is very dry.” Walter (to diuei): “Per haps then, you bad better order some thing to drink with it.” Matos Ohaci, of New York, admits that he baa been naturalised twice. It ia suspected that it didn’t “take” the first time. —Lowell Gamier. Thh overflow ia injurious to gardeneaa. Their gardens spring a leak liefore they can market their leeks in the spring.— Neu> Orleans Picayune. The morning is the best time of day to pick buckwheat cakes. A strung, healthy man can pick fifteen from a dish at a single sitting, so we’ve been told. torn who lb* world ia a tumult keej> Wick open month whene’er jou Bleep, In iu«wcj some atonement make. And keep It ahat when joa’re awake. —Xtw F ork Hour. An up-country man bought a Roman candle and lighted it to go to bed by. He say a you can bet your sweet life heTl lick the man that loaded it, if he can find him out. “Can’t,” says Emerson, “is useful to provoke common sense.” It is also use ful, with au apostrophe, when a doubt ful friend aaka you to lend him five dol lars Hawkeye. Bcllivan offers to fight any man in America for SIO,OOO. Let some one leave him that amount by will and he will have a chance to fight the lawyers for it.— Picayune. Thb French general in Tunis has sent home a tapir, but the animal persists in being homesick. He isn’t the tapir to shine in Paris. He is the light of other * Deys.— Vor Populu It ia that good old lady, Mrs. Part ington, who says very wisely that there is not much difference between a poet aud a pullet, except in the spelling, for both spehd most of their time in chant ing their lays. In consequence of the overflow m the Mississippi Valley Talmage will post pone bis proposed lecturing tour through that aectiou. How wonderfully does Providence temper the wind to the shorn iamb!— Texas Siftings. Ins gale on Saturday a bill board fell uu a Bridgeport man and held him until released. It is commou enough for a board bill to fasten a man that way, but this is the first instance on the part of a bill board.— Danbury Hews. “ Never leave what you undertake un dertake until you can reach your arm around it and clinch your bnu<is ou the other side,” says a recently published book for young men. Moct excellent advice; but what if she screams? A medical, advertiser puts forward what be calls “ the medicine of the fu ture.” It seems as if there were medicine enough for the present life, to it is hoped the “medicine of the future ” will be a “cooling draught”— Lovell Courier. “Do yon think 1 am a fool?" a vio lent man once asked of the Rev. Dr. Rethune. •’ Really,” replied the d.ictor, “ I would not vtuAnre the assertion, but now that you ask my opinion, I must say that l am not prepared to deny it!” Quiz says Philadelphia’s new women's club, the “ Rayacinth,” “ will devote it self to minding its own busmens.” It is expected that Barnum will make a heavy bid for it next season, to add to their other curiosities. —Horrisloicn Herald. In Ottumwa, lowa, a pig committeu deliberate suicide by laying its neck across one rail as a tram of cars ap proached. It was probably mad because it had been bom with four lega aud therefore could not ride in a palace car. —Philadelphia He*c*. An egg broken in Roxbury the other day was found to be yokeless. If Rox btiry bens can't affvrd to furnish yolks with their eggs at the present elevated price of fruit, it may reasonably lie pre sumed that when the price gets down to sixteen cents a dosen they will lay noth ing bnt the shell. —Horrutoum Herald. “When 1 grow np I’ll be a man, won’t I?” asked a little boy of his mother. “ Yes, my son; but if yon want to be a r.ian yon must bo industrious at school and learn how to behave your self." “ Why, mamma, do the lazy boys turn out to be women?” “Many of them do my child.” Thz other evening a friend met Ally Bloper wendidg his uncertain way home ward, and after Assisting him to nse from the gutter, where be bad gracefnlly de posited himeelf, he said: “ What's the matter, Ally ? What arc yon tumbling about ao for?” “111 tell Ton, oldah man,” replied Ally, “bntdontsh repeat U. I've lb been drinking from a tumbler, and I spoah I have caught it." An unfortunate man complained in the New York Sun of haring had bad dreams. The remedies thus far recommended to him are: To put a bunch of old rusty keys under his pillow; to lie an his aide; not to lie at all, out to go to bed with a clear eooscieooe; closet himself an boar with his conscience; make no remon strance; Baton attentively, and do aa commanded, and be will sleep tbe sleep at pesos. He begins to think that he would rather have the bed dmuna. “Dad, wen you ever a fish?” Tbe individual thus addressed lowered his chin end gaaed over his spectacles at the boy in speechless astonishment. “ Oh, don’t get mad at nse, dad, for asking yon," eon tinned his inquisitive off spring. “ Mrs. Cooly came in after you had gone, yesterday, and asked ma woat aba would do if yon wane dead, sod ma laughed and said that she guessed there was just as good sabs jo m the aea aa you are.”— Jfroudflpw BapU. Tn widow Flapjack, who keeps a fashionable boarding- bouse ou Austin Avenue, ia iu the habit of giving her 1 boarders Mad oysters for diauar «so Sunday, but lew Bundy, uetoad of usually get I <ajy find iag."—lVmm Sift*** '■ il* ' ' . hj I ** . 0 * l i