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"W & & HILL, M. D. Eye, Eur, Nose and Throat, Glaeaes Fitted. First National Bank Building, O O O O 0 0 O 0 0 O O O 0 0 O 8HAW UNDERTAKING CO, L. J. Shaw, Mgr. 'K$" FUNERAL. DIRECTORS a sysr QOM Blk.~ :v. Lawyers O COMMERCIAL HOTEL Rates $1.00 per Day and up. Meals 26 cents. Special Attention to Surgery, Office over Sperling Shoe Store Res. 216 Second AY* S. B. Phone Main 811 Phone Main SM Office Hours 9 to 10 a. m. aid S to 6 and 7 to 9 p. m. and by appointment 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Geo. H. Marquis Chas. Schuli MARQUIS A 8CHUI.L Attorneys A Counsellors at Law Rooms 15, 16, and 17 Goss Block Watertown, South Dakota. O O O O O O O O O O O O O O R. J. M0RRI8EY Physician and 8urgeon Office in Century Blk. All city and country calls prompt* ly attended to. Phone Main 1403 Watertown WALTER H. 8HURTLEFF Attorney at Law Practice in all Courts Room 306 Qranite Block Telephone Main 362 Special attention given to pro bate matters and to mat ters involving real proper ty law. DR. W. 6. MAGEE Physician and Surgeon Office and Res. Century Blk. Phone Main 408. Hours—10 to 12 a. 2 to 4 and 7 to 8:30 p. m. B. J. Bartron, M. D. Surgeon in Charge Watertown Sanitarium Office and residence In hospital. Phone Main 144 F. A. BUSS iff Axpert Piano Tuner and Repairer All Work Guaranteed. Terms Hea sonable. .vNelson Music Store, Phone'Main 1447 ORDER YOUR kit mBA I COFFEE SPICES. Extracts, Baking Powder of GRAND UNION TEA. 00 1 P. S. Thompson, Agent. *3.1, 1 'jp* 110 8. Maple 8b a Geo. Case Howard Case O '/'ii 0 CASE & CASE Watertown, S.D. and Transfer Line JIM SKINNER, Prop#* gg^e.: East of Grand Opera House, a mm ^ose'^anL t-Z ft i0 0 Rooms Granite Block Watertown, S. Dr.. vo Q. 8. Ireland, Prop£gv ^$o 0.0 O O 0 0 oo oooooooo O DR. H. J. O'BRYAN Physleian and Surgeon ..If x_ n^e a O DR. H. M. FREEBURQ. Physician and 8urgeon. Special Attention Given to Snr gleal Cases. Granite Block, Top Floor. Office hours, 3 to 6 p. m. Phone, Office Red 87, House Green wi t, feoine Ppbticins mistake the hearse for the iandwaw women WH1 fhTiTL'^S the girl aut0 wlth a arp'+ -glr rMi«Li0r?°in a °Ugilt1° S'X t^ iS nT™ ajWeek 18 g00.ds+ any head tSuSc8 Watch bim- Cr°w PaP®r» b,e at BYtoLLYJmmrcE Those California advertisements look justas attractive as! bterlJJig has promised never to listen to'the call of the "Ball Watertown has got ail the other cities in the state going whMi* ,at comes to good water and pretty women, «C kg v? There are too many young kidsvftmmiig automoliffes^a^l"' not enough of them working for a living. There will be something doing in "Watertown thifi y^sit Jcret keep your eye on the indicator. 1 the_worst comes to worst in the car congestion., we can get tncle Sam to send us our coal in 11 pound lots.P 4' The Saturday News will be bigger and better than ever during year of 1913. We have just got located .where we can expand "It would serve every sour old batchelor right if he had to publican S0Ur maid and vica danee versa," y°u must vote,in South Dakota at no distant day. V\ell, women as a rule, are pretty—sensible creaturcs anyway. Why shouldn they vote if they want to. It is getting ao that they cant trust everything with the old mail and the boys.%, Commerciai Club of Aberdeen set out some time ago to raise a fund of $25,000 to be used in booming Aberdeen thkyear nd keeping her on the map. The comMttee soliciting funds has already raised oyer $20,000. The first thing Watertown knows some of that Aberdeen bunch will come over here and teal Lake Kampeska frotii under our very noses some black nigat. IT IS A CASE OF PUBLICITY. A correspondent asks: "Why is it that when a'duck lajl an egg she quietly walks away and says nothing while if a hen lays an egg she cackles to beat the band?" The reason is very simple. The duck does not have sense enough to advertise her product and the hen does, "hens" the Come11a Selling £or dou% HIS POLITICAL BOSS. A young lady reporter on a country paper was sent out to in terview leading citizens as to their politics. "May I see the ^e.8he 'd°1 'ou ,"'ea waut t0 know "T'n!TeI1, y°u1lie ius.t ,take a I the party belongs to."—Judge. 0 aliows a /i °i an, counterfeit sport of a wteak jaw and weaker morals merely opens the door to grief and dis grace, says exchange. If you don't know what company your girl keeps or what time of the night she turns in, your roar when the gossips get busy will sound about as pathetic as a wheeze hf Ve who insists on relieved of her overflow of affection with a No. 11 slipper laid careessly across the hiplets. We would rather see a girl kiss a bhnd shoat through a barbed wire fence than to have her ahange mof 't There .fre lots of weak spooning with everybody be baeked into a woodshed and the front ?lai'uer t0 marry off a eiVe^'yap thl5ommunity Parlor with the lights «irl who has p^ne apple ice cream. You-can't gold brick a sharp eyed sMtor Sr^d Uk" if* -j|| 1 says the VermilUon Re- pay the fiddler It is the s&me with a city, if you propose to keep up with other cities you must be taxed to pay the fiddler. ." v, "r "A rk-e. lJ- the price of duck eggs. of *loree woman ean't!" answered the woman decisively. wl° what party he belongs to," pleaded sood look at me," she said sternly. USE A NO. 11 SLIPPER ON HER. ,* *1 sixteen year old daughter to float been pawed it is to fatten a sheep on than you-can fit a bath robe minded parents who are going up against the judgment day with about as much show as as a crosseyed girl at a beauty show, and their children will rise up and dublTce SSe NO MONEY NEEDED BY EDITORS, misIed individual Head that it takes, money to run a newspaper To show how ab IHinnkV10111S We reproduoe the Who*ewspaPer pan It takes money to run a newspaper? What an exaggeration. What a whopper. It doesn't take anv money to run a newspaper. It can vL without money no a business venture. It is a charitable institution, a begging S robber. The newspaper is a child of the air, a creature of a dream. It can go on and on and on, when any othe W0UAd be.lu1he hands of cobwebs in the -windows. It takes wind to run a newspaper- it takes gall to run a newspaper. It takes scintillatinTLrobatio imagination, half a dozen white shirts and a railroad pass to run a newspaper. But money, heavens to Betsey and sfx hands around, whoever needed money to conduct a newspaper? Kind words are the medium of exchange that do the business for the editor—fand words aild church social tickets. When you see an of a one-legged man at a 80ts the notion into his following from the pen of an receiver and wound S bills paying his gracing thei profession. Never give money to an editor. Make him trade _it out. He likes a swap. Then when yob die after you have stood around for years and sneered at the editor and his l1"1®.,flm sure that you have your wife send in for three extra copies by one of your weeping children and when she reads the generous and touching notice, vou forewarn her to neglect the editor fifteen cents. It would overwhelm him Money is a corrupting thing. The editor knows it and what he wants is your heartfelt thanks, then he can thank the printers and they can thank the grocers. Give your job work to a traveling man, and then ask for half rates for church notices. Get your lodge letter heads and stationery printed out of town and then flood the editor with beautiful thoughts in resolutions of respect and cards of thanks. They make stich spicy reading and thep you are so proud of your local paper when you pick it up ^eSC ^owlng mort.uary artiele8. money-scoti Don let the pure innocent editor know anv- thing about,, rt. Keep that for sordid trades people who charge for their wares The editor gives his bounty away. The Lord loves a cheerful giver. He takes care of the editor. He has a charter from the state to act a door mat for the community. He will get out the paper somehow and stand up for the town and whoop it up for you when you run for office. Don't ivorrr about the editor—he'll get on. The Lord knows-how, bat some how. A haat Saturday Hahten lnvlted five men into his new ^Stwleb*ker 36" and Mok them op aa the north side' near the Old Mellette «iouae And started down the hilt. Half way down hte Steep hill ie stopped the car and gave the occupaats of the same a flue view of .the city and surrounding country.. ForJ several seconds every one in Jhe car held their breath, no doubt thinking that if the brake would let go its hold the party would never stop going Tm«l it struck lake 1 4 3 3 0 I Ki.ci.tl^ %y f.:. ins—a tl r-cmec" it he didn't start the-engSne. again -ft ab out getting out of the car-and swan^ around in a ctrcle and ui went the whole party ap that hill again just as easy as rolling off a log. The en gine didn't even give a long breath. The gentlemen in the car at the time of the demonstration, were Sam Dean and his son Ronald Tom Croft, L. J. Ross and the editor of the Saturday News! Mr. Ross and Mr. Croft are the lightest men, all the rest of them weighing two hundred pounds or oyer. There is no use talking that Stude baker car has certainly got them all going It Is there with the goods. SOUTH DAKOTA CONSERVATION, PItY FARMING AND QOQD ROADS CONGRESS. Pierre, Jan. 2S-38, 1913. Reduccd round trip rates to Pierre, So Dak., via the North Westren Line accpunt the above meeting, on sale January 27th to 30th. Return limit February 1st, 1918. Tickets and fail particulars on application to tloket agents, Chicago and North Westren v' ~h Adv. You .!«ym Save One Half Send Your Order Today ItI Sandfly ana reports, etc.. and d?s Th« Chlcatfo Wwldjr Inter Ocean and Parmer at newapftper that iivct you the beat itoriet aod feature* from the nd Daily Inter Ocean. A world-wide newt advice, market itc., makes this paier second to none, Bverir iaiue conteiitt •ermon by tome noted clergyman, *nd a atory by a diitiojtuiahed tl antbor. rubliahed weekly. 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