Safford rattler., September 09, 1896, Image 2

About Safford rattler. (Safford, Ariz.) 1896-189?

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COURT HOUSE EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE.
J. S. PATTERSON Editor.
our pjpoifi).
Endorsing our platform of
last week, we hereby declare
it a principle of the supporters
of this paper and of the
voters of Safford in particular
that, realizing the necessity
of reform in our county
s'.cvour
unqualified support to those
candidates who declare for
reform and give us evidence
that they are sincere in their
declarations.
Sideeiy Tigg Gets His Inspiration.
Say. George Sideeiy Pseudonymous
Kelly Tigg, you gomo here
mit mo m my g'Wiity gouit house
:i leedle vile, i vnnt to dell you
somedings. Some dimes you vns
tarn schmait and some dimes jou
vMHTna..laQnytit;J:.Soine dimes
you ti ink too much peer "nuiypCj.
den I dinks I iiio you and put
Shon Eploy and my poy Sharlio in
your sanctum and let you go blay
mit youisclf, but vcn you dells do
peebles vot o philandiobist 1 vus
den I says, "Sidery, ou vos foxy."
Now, vot do scheminy .Moses you
dell dcrpeoblcstny voter vos schust
as Snffoid voter, no potter no voiso
vhy )er leyl'ul yon not dell 'em
it vos putter, a goot deal petlei;
don't you know dot; but no, you
don't drink vater, do .yon? Yell,
you must gominenco right avay,
pooty qui -k, so on der peebleb
goino heie at gooit times you tan
sronvince dem lti vatei os goot.
I vill get nui stomach gobbei
lined if yu vish.
Den von you del It. 'em J pi It der
lino at mi oxbenso of
'C7, two tousand tollais, dot vos u goot
von. Dot does dor pecble of Gia
bam gounty lots of got, don't it?
TJut, Sidecry, you tarn jack-mule,
vot you says anyting about my giving
Garland 52500 to pild der rail-load
vithin two miles of mygounty
seat for? Dot vos a nad preak, for
.Ayou seo if Garland toghtjiny town
tvos any goot and dot dor gounty
seat vould shtay mit me he vould
have gomo beio mit his laihoid
"and 1 I vould have saved me my
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SAFFORD RATTLER
$2500.
Say, Sidcery Tigg, dot blaster
ing my goort house vos a jiooty
slick shob, vosn't it? but vot der
sacred Isaac vill vo do if it lains
pelbre election dime and vashes it
oflY
You must geop on telling dei
peebles vot 1 havo already done
for Giaham gounty and vot I vo?
going to do if doy lets mo my
gouit house alono. I don't vant to
lose it. I paid too much for it and
I makes mo my money mit it.
Dell 'em how batn'otio I vos;
how I hangs mo niv U. S. ilag
vich Schailie pought in Los Unices
for 07 cents sicond hand, on der
top of my pig storo and lets it stay
all der dime, mit der sun and mil
der rain.
Dell 'cm if dey lots me geep my
gounty seat I vill steal all dor vat-or
fiom dor SaiFoid peebles and I
vill lay oud a poutii'ul park or der
alkali flad and havo der sheriff
blant sonic gactusos and put some
honied toads and odder nice dings
dar vot vill live.
Dell 'em vot an aggomodatiou it
vos ven dey gets their valiants foi
shuroy seivicc and mileage to gome
(o Schurloy and he gifs 'em GO,
inajpc "II cents on der tollar for
'em. -
Say, my led nnu.cled boodle
tog, maypo if you dolls doiu Sat-fold
velleis dot if doy vill diob dor
gounty seat fight 1 vill gif dein all
dor vater to put in dot tan) Enterprise
ditch ot I don't vant myself,
dot vill seddle der matter.
Siddeiy II. George, you doll 'cm
all this and I will gil you two
moic pottols of poir per tay aind't
it?
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The Uoaid of Supervisors will
order an election on the removal
of the county seat at its session
next week, and on November 3rd,
the voteis will older it lomoved
to Safl'oid, then native opeiations
will commence in the construct on
of the new couit house.
Tiif. Ihilktin ays theio was only
one article in the PJattlku woithy
of note. What was that Mr. Bulletin!
You noticed seveial articles
in the Uattlkr.
Smoun receives 5 times as much
Height as Solomonville. When
the county scat is located hero she
will leceivo 25 times as much.
piHHHH
IJAMS & PATTERSON -
&& DEALERS IN' aw"
Windmills, Pumps, Pipe, and Fixtures. Brass Valves,
Hose, Cylinders and Steel Water Troughs and Tanks that!
any one can set up. Pipe cut and threaded. A full supply"
on
Safford, -
: : CASH STORE : :
Tlic GivuloMl Jtnvwiilii llouhc in SiiU'ortl
Call and see my Goods and be convinced befoic buying elsewhoie.
J.T.OWENS, Saflbrd, Ariz.
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hand.
Arizona
SAFF0R0 MMM G0.
Dealois in Hav, Grain, Flour,
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ti it t
oi tne ramous maim
Lumber and Brick. .Manufactures -Str-
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XCS to 1 Floiii.
FOB AIYTHi
To eat Wear or liuild a house, cheap
ai oo per
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P.J.JACOBSON&SONS,
Novelty Saloon.
Freeman & Sparks. .
Fine Wines, Liqnois and Cigars.
Most orderly house in ttie County.
SaiVoid - - Au.ona
J. Ifc. Iiissalor, Prop.
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for cash, or squaio odsjs lumbei
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Plain and Ornamental Plasterer.
Sakioiid, . . Ariz.
PIONEER SALOON,
Keeps the best Wino and Whiskey
in town. "
U. PALM, Prop.
Posf Office sTore,
JJookb Stationery and Candy.
T. T. 11UNTEK, - SafToid.
N. P. EEEBE,
Handles Osborne & Co's.
and the cclebiated Ertel
Hay PiesS. Sall'ord Aiiz.
Go to the
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For Good Wines Liquors and
Cigais.
Saflord - - Vri..
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