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ursday, Oct. 5,' 1922
PALATKA DAILY NEWS
PAGE 3
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MAMENT FIASCO
shieveme'nt of the Hard
ratio? ; about which, re
.ve boasted loudest and
disarmament, confer
far jjroved to be only a
avowed purpose of the
as to reduce government
by - reducing arma
wheil Mr. Hughes pro
m for scrapping a liniit-
if first-line warships, he
Turkey might as well understand
that the way of the transgressor is
barred. V.
The greater " part of the art of
teaching a child consists in having
more sense than the child.
when he meets a woman who knows
more than he does.
Cultivating daughter's voic is a
harrowing experience for the res of
the family; '
A president is a great man if ev
erybody i prospers while he happens
to be on the job. , -
A new-born bbay always yells";
and, considering the tax burden it
faces, you 'can't blame it.
The reason there are fewer great
preachers now is because you can't
get a, dollar's worth for a nickel.
'The wif ewho doesn't do a great
deal of kissing', is the one who keeps
the buttons sewed on.
Old Job was patient, but it is prob
able that he never had to help a small
son with an arithmetic lesson.
It might be well to remind Turkey
that many an initial success is dis
counted by an attack of swellhead.
foresaw
The most offensive thing about a
liar is his assumption that you have
him.
2d a great statesman, little enough sense to believe
lentioiied for the presi-
Early to bed and early to rise, and
an 'you'll be healthy enough to hold' down
The greater part of the task of
getting ready for the next war falls
on the stork.
If you can't forgive an enemy and
can't lick him, about the only com
fort left is to tell lies about him.
Fable: Once there was a man who
didn't think he would be more effi
cient than his wife as a housekeeper.
It must be awful to be a highbrow
and keep forever on one's guard to
avoid seeming interested in any.
thing.
Think what the wicked Moslems
might do if they could get a supply
of poison gas from some Christian
nation.
When a man is interrupted, he
gets offended; but when a woman is
interrupted, she talks calmly and
happily on.
Correct this sentence: "I am so
sorry, said the man to ms wires
mother. "I had hoped you could stay
with us all winter.'' ', ' , ,
"Are we losing our native cul
ture?" asks a speaker. Apparently
we are. There hasn t Been a tar-
and-feather party for weeks.
If grafting isn't stopped in Cuba,
Uncle Sam will do something. It is
too bad that only charity begins at
home.
There are two kinds of old men:
The one the community calls "Old
Man Hicks," and the one the com
munity calls "Dad."
If there is no other way to save
Constantinople, perhaps Mr. 'Daugh
erty could be persuaded to get an injunction.
ni people
nrluctiort.in government j0D at 42 cents an hour.
i believed that the tirst
The old stage holdup has been re
vived on a larger scale. All the
world's a stage.
n taken' for a general re
rmaments by all the na
Washington disarma
arice, however, like most
of the Warding aclminis- a sophisticated girl is one who can
raised the hopes of the kjS3 with so little skill as to make it
nit fulfillment. It served .,eem the first one.
ry political purpose of
"store a. fast, waning con
he chief executive. But
is have been scrapped,'
ires have been reduced
wruof, and the public is
d bv the secretary of the
io battleships will be
til the treaty has been
the last of the subscrib-
Jveither France nor
; if led the' treaties, and so
n no influence nor pres-
brought to bear upon
io. Mr. Hughes has been
to South America. Mr.
i'-i busy with Ohio
't that the adminis
gh'.'wn, no anxiety about
tr practical results
deplete ratification of
r Harding and his
cm imp opposed to the
ference, which was
by a resolution of
t ind supported by
' r i rogiessive republic
m v.;iS: certain the resolu
!;;! toth houses the op
jh withdrawn. Having
ihi'aHy for the time be
liumisrtration apparently
wi;-.i!. disarmament mat
st a?" the administration
rifting.
' posed great confi
c work of the disarma
em'( and were led by the
un i expect immediate
vaunt, They have been
winu-d just as they have
om!. h each time they
1 the glowing prom-rejii-.lican
administration,
1 in die end barren re-
This is the season when ' he-men
begin to make futile resolves not to
wear heavy ones .this winter.
It is a wise political party that
leaves the taxpayer a little , spare
change for campaign contributions.
Some people indulge their appe
tites in the things they enjoy, and
some keep good health. ,
An injunction will stop a row if
everybody is looking eagerly for a
reasonable excuse to call off the dogs.
One-tenth of remorse is located in
the conscience and nine-tenths in the
sore spots.
There is something peculiarly
touching about the mournful pedes
trian who now whistles "Keep the
Home Fifes Burning."
Too many people think thrift con
sists in buying $60 worth of inner
tubes to prolong the life of a $40
casing.
With Ireland and Turkey in mind,
one can't help wondering how pa
triotism functioned before matches
were invented.
Remember
that old guy,
Procrustes?
It begins to appear that world re
construction will be just a slow and
painful process of undoing the Ver
sailles treaty;
Equality of the sexes ..doesn't keep
a man from being very resentful
Florida East Coast
RAILWAY
Flagler System
Departure of passenger trains from
Palatka, Union Station, for East Pa
latka, daily:
No. 101, 10:10 am. No. 103, 11:30 am.
No. 105, 1:40 pm. No 107, 4:4!pm.
No. 109, 5:50 pm.
It is hard to tell which does most Departure of passenger trains from
to prolong life, goat glands or new I EAST PALATKA STATION,
brake linings. j SOUTHBOUND DAILY
No. 29 Coaches & P. Car....ll:S5 am.
Some people who are virtuous and No. 8i Coaches & Sleepers 5:15 pm.
vet unable to get rich, feel that they j No. 37 C'hes & Pullman....ll:15 pm
HOW he used to
have an iron
bed, and every time
he got hold of a man,
he'd lay him down to
see if he'd fit the bed.
If the chap was too
long, Procrustes
would chop some off
where it did the
most good.
If he was too short,
the obliging old scal
awag would stretch
him out till he fitted.
are doubly cheated.
Almost every state wonders how
the other states can tolerate that
kind of man as governor. '
NOKTHBOUND DAILY
No. 38 C'ches & Pullman.. 6:05 am.
No. 8S C'ches & Pullmans..l0:40 am.
Vo. 30 Coaches & P. Car....5:15 pm.
J. D. RAHNER. G. P. A.
Paragraph
line is a natural
wirk on a map.
iust. liver complaint
to- get on your feet
ook at the gasoline.
i
"ty.
'Sweet are the
COMMUNITY SILVERWARE
One certificate with each 25c purchase at the
, following places.
; . Economy Company, (Groceries)
Earnest Company.
Chas. E. Rowton Co.
TeaffRarnsey Furniture Co. ,
Modern Cleaning and Dye Works. ,
V ' Spencer Electric Company.
Browning Lumber Company.
F. J. Smith & Company.
Tom Cannon.
Mrs. Ida McAllister, at Earnest's.
All copons are redeeamble at the Earnest Co.
Trade with the above merchants and get your
silverware free.
i B 1
Well, many a man
today treats his head
just as badly.
Jie buys a cap of a
certain fixed size.
He gets caught in the
rain. His cap shrinks,
but his head doesn't.
Still that cap's gotta
fit that head!
What to do? You'll
ffind the answer in a.
"SURE-FIT" Cap.
SURE
-FIT,
( A J VS TAOX-EJ
CAPS
PAT.MAR.13.I910
By mean, of a simple invisible
trap "SURE-FIT" Caps are
easily adjusted to tmr accurate
head site alwaj as full or a
smug as you Itfce.
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MADE BY FINE &. LEVY
702 BROADWAY, NEW YORK
It is sad to think of Greeks being
burned, but it usually happens when
one engages to rake chestnuts out of
the fire.
The election of some progressives
and .some", reactionaries may not
promise reform, but it at least prom
ises amusement.
y'The most forlorn ' thing in the
known world is a, prohibitionist
stranded where he can't get his
morning, cup of coffee.
There are many ways to save .fuel,
as the National Bureau of Mines sug
gests, and perhaps the most effec
tive is to go visiting.
A philosopher is one who Tealiaes
that trouble is 'just opportunity
knocking to offer him a little exe-'
icise.
When a prominent Englishman un
bends and grants an interview, he is
usually generous ' enough to come
through with a denial next day.
Some of the love letters written by
the old boys indicate that hardening
of the arteries is less to be dreaded
than softening of the brain.
The victorious Turks probabfcr
burned Smyrna just as the French'
burned villages as they 'drove tt
Germans back. v
Why shouldn't people look up? II
is comforting to look in some drr
tion that affords unlimited parting"
space.
VIRGINIA .T'QfiACC'O
Primitive though it
vai, this method of trans
porting Virginia tobacco,
served the early plantert
ivell.
There's a natural sweetness
and purity of taste distinctive
to Virginia tobacco. It's a dif
ference you'll enjoy.
Fur cigarettes Virginia
tobacco is the best.
TO)
Liggett & Myers Tobacco Co,
0; Virginia Cigarette
Le Us Show You the Difference!
COMPANY
'he Home of Home Furnishings
1 E IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO OBTAI SOME SPLENDID NEW FLOOR
. ERINGS TO REPLACE THOSE THATyVRE OLD AND WORN. GOLD SEAL
GOLEUM RUGS WILL GIVE YOU MAXIMUM SERVICE AT A MINIMUM
r. " . ' . "' .'''
NKS, HANDBAGS, AND SUIT CASES AT PRICES THAT PLEASE,
f IS FURNITURE YOU WANT, SEE US. 4 .
Gomes Furniture Company
Vibration is destructive. It shortens
the life of a car. It takes the pleasure
out of riding because it causes rattles,
squeaks and other irritating noises.
Vibration is particularly annoying in
closed cars.
There is no perceptible period of vibra
tion in the Studebaker Light-Six at any
speed. This is d;:e in part to Studebaker 's
method of machining the crankshaft and
connecting rods on all surfaces. No other
car, at anywhere near the price, follows
this practice.
Lack of vibration and the quiet,
smooth-running motor find quick ap
proval from everyone who rides in the
Light-Six Sedan.
And every driver is similarly enthusi
astic over the way it throttles down to a
walking gait in high gear and the quick
response that follows the touch of the
accelerator.
Aside from its mechanical excellence,
the Lisiht-Six Sedan is notable for its
sterling coach vork. .The substantial
body, like the chassis, is built complete
in Studebaker plants. Materials and
workmanship are of highest grade.
Long, semi-elliptic springs and deep,
restful, nine-inch cushions afford genuine
comfort. Upholstery is of a rich, mohair
velvet plush good-looking and durable.
Today's price is the lowest, at which
the Light-Six Sedan has ever been sold.
The name Studebaker on your car is
the best protection you can have!
Ehaurt hrattr Eight day clock. Th:tf -proof transmission lock. Cowl yit,lator. Side coach lamps. Rn
visor and windshield cleaner. Inside locks on t:.ree doors and outside lock on riht-hand front door.
Silk roller-curtains. Four doors that swing wide open. Dome light. Monair velvet plush upholstery.
MODELS AND PRICES f. o. b. factories ;
LIGHT-SIX SPECIAL-SIX BIG-SIX
s-Pmb., nr w. b.. 40 rr. p. 5-p.. iivw.b., so h. p. r-pas.. w w. b.. o h. p.
Touring. $ 975 Touring $1275 Touring .-$1650
Roadster (3-Pass.) 975 Roadster (2-Pass.) 1250 Speedster (4-Pass.) ,1785
Coupe-Roadster ' -Roadster (4-Pass.) 1275 Coupe (4-Pasa.)
(2-Pass.) . 1225 Coupe (4-Pass.) 1875 Sedan. .
Sedan . 1550 Sedan. 2050 ( Sfdan (Special) y.
I LIGHT-SIX SEDAN SS&lSfS -
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te.order-
Cotd Tirea Standard Equipment
FOWLER & BLAKE "r " De'ivery
: Lemon Street.
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Phone 39.