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I TRUST THE :TTERS. / SUBJECT CM ■MED!/ BE DROPPED —" IMOPENTMWi McKEEi I m TO KNOW NOU'RE BEING DISCUSSED TO RNEIN GOVERNMENT MENCN...THM' WE'D LIKE SOU TO THANKS, GENTLEMEN! KNOW THAT SOL) HAVE BS CO-INCIDENCE I OUR CONFIDENCE WAS JUST THINKING OF AND SUPPORT! GETTING MS BUSINESS r—___- AFFAIRS IN SHAPE TO )[ LEAVE IN OTHER HANDS! dm, GASOLINE ALLEY- - -- BRANCHING OUT? W SKEEZ/X, I'VE BEEnY I'VE CDNSlDEREP^fc ■ THINKIN'THAT WE’ 1 iT‘WILMER, BUT M I COULP MAKE SOME THINK WEP III 1 MONEy SELLIN' A / BETTER STICK TO Wg fl LINE OF AUTOMOBILE / ' OUR SERVICE JjSo rla^ACCESSglEg^^^tXCy. ^|jj TT'6 THE GYPSY LINE. A BRAND T TAKE IT UP WITH NEW BODY POLISH, ABRASIVE I HACK. HE KNOWS ^B OIL, MAGNETIC BUMPERS, j MORE ABOUT ^B EXHAUST-GAS JET-PROPULSION, / THOSE THINGS ■jS| MANY OTHER THINGS , DR. BOBBS OX, AND IT'S A] ---!sr> LUCKY THINS ALL RI6HT EFFIE | VOU AIN'T SO ....I KISS YOU BAD-LOOKINSL ...YOU GET MAD... VOURSELF... AND THEN... KEEPX SHALL I PUCKER. YOUR EYE ON / ^ UP? ,-y j6l8RALTAR.cn f/CTl ' F\n» SIR.'HOW DARE YOU ^^YOU MASHER! HOLD ON THERE ,YOU! Yv A in a. fCOPR. H47TKINC FEATURES SYNDICATE lrn WORLD KIUITS HESERVElTMaW THE GUMPS_ THE SWITCH IS ON GREENWICH AH, MV FRIENa^^NOW, GREENWICH GRIMES... )MR. GUMP.. HOW ARE YOU THIS /PON'T BE UOT0.Y MORNING? IT'S NOT LOADED. \ ara&KW. MR. GRIMES.. ER.. \ _ I WONDER ..IF YOUR v BANK WOULD MIND \ OLD EXCHANGING A FEW OLD COINS FOR VERY \0H,YES..THEY ME INTERESTING. A BEEN IN THE HAVE YOU FAMILY FOR , HAD THEM A /GENERATIONS/ LONGTIME. MR. G UMPgjpi IjIgg^W HAW'I COU10 HEAR THE OlD FISH'S JAWS SNAP ON TO JHEBAO'^. l\<$i ABBIE AN’ SLATS-- * * A HELPING HANP !5FKAii^TiKPioL)Tl7rVEeEEN v I'M TALKING TO A MAN-) IN AN AC HELPINLS ONE-SHEUjCIPENT. SOME . WHIP ME I 1—7— THING HAP V-- _1_' f PENEPTOME.I V l PON'T KNOW WHAT j BUT I CAN'T , vjmove/ J 'YOU CAN'T STAY HERE. THERE'S V AN ABANPONEP TRAPPERSSHACK NEARBY. 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