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-Oysters R out. -Spell bound-B-o-u-n-d. -Most babies are base bawlers. -Real Bawl dresses-baby clothes. -Advice to the man with an ap ple--go to the juice. -A noisy piece of crockery-the cup that cheers. -Our physicians are generally in a fee-bill condition. -"You've Been Drinking" is the title of a new temperance song. -Capital letters are the epistles that contain remittances. -"An hour with Burns" is the subject of a lecture at Chelsea. -The tallest man is he who rises latest, because e he lays longest. -Micawber sits in his garden, waiting for something to turnip. -The man who was filled with emotion hadn't room for his dinner. -What throat is best for singers to reach high notes?-A soar throat. -The latest car coupling in Indi ana has been a marriage on a rail way train. -The man of sixty is exempt from jury duty. Many wish to get off like sixty. -When a young lady gives her self away does she lose .her self pos session? -Why are Cashmere shawls like deaf people? Because you can not make them here. -French women do not make their front hair look like a poodle dog's back. -What word is always pronoun ced wrong, even by the best schol ars? Wrong. -"A splendid ear but a very poor voice," as the organ-grinder said of the donkey. -Pittsburgh has a preacher who thinks the theatre feeds on sin and revels in iniquity. -"All right old skillet-legs," said a Kansas lawyer to a judge who fined him for contempt. -The man who shoots a dozen cats this month will stand high in the esteem of his countrymen. -A Brockford man is willing to pay 20 cords of wood for a wife who will accord with his idea. -Kissing your sweetheart is like Lating soup with a fork-it takes a long time to get enough. -A policeman in New Yord has robbed a prisoner of $1,000; but we don't know that that's news. -In a Dublin newspaper appeared the following: "A number of deaths are unavoidably postponed." -The picnic season approaches; a fortune awaits the druggist who will get up a corner in cold cream. -"Bob, how is your sweetheart getting along ?" "Pretty well, I guess; she says I needn't call any more." -A Georgia girl is going to lecture on "kisses," in Washington. She will borrow a man to illustrate on. -A Cincinnati physician was ab surd enough to take some of his own medicine. The coroner's fee'was $10. -A man'who attended the race a few evenings since, says it was as expensive as buying candy in a drug store. -Young men are so scarce in MIemphis that one is considered enough to take care of fourteen girls at a picnic. -A South Carolina county recent ly refused to elect a man named Giles sheriff because he had stolen hogs. -"I say, Pat, are you asleep?" "Not a sleep." "Then he afther len din me a quarther." "I'm asleep be jabers!" -A recent critic upon Othello had the following: "The Moor, seizing a bolster full of rage and jealousy, smothers her." -"I say, don't (hic) put any bay rum (hic) on my face, 'cause it'll make (hic) my wife will think I've been (hic) drinkin." -The drundard takes the pledge and frequently breaks it; the pawn broker takes the pledge and general ly keeps it. -A young man is on trial in Penn sylvania for stealing nitro-glycerine. He deserves a good blowing up. -Ignatz Waltzghemitten, of Kew York, swallowed his artificial set of teeth while trying to pronounce his nlame. -There is a Brooklyn man who wears mourning for his mother-in law. He wears it on the lining of his coat. -A country boy, having heard of sailors heaving up anchors, wanted to know if it was sea-sickness that made them do it. -An Iowa editor recently notified that a certain patron of his was "thieving as usual." He declares he wrote it "thriving." -A New York book-keeper elec vates a two hundred pound dumb bell, and yet occasionally finds it dif ficult to raise the wind. -"'Five children at a birth! Good heavens!" exclaimed the father, on viewing this addition to his family; -and ,,:-iuess so dull." NEW ORLEANS. I----- L· - ff SPROUDLe COWN'S STOM-MADE CLOTHING! SHIRTS! Gents' Furnishing Goods! Fine Goods! Nc w Styles ! - and - llRGEST STOCI II ThE SOT Il W E KEEP A LARGE ASSORTMENT Sof OVER-COATS, in all styles of cut atnd goods. BLACK CLOTH Dress Suits. DIAGONAL and ENGLISH WORSTED Suits. BUSINESS SUITS--in all styles of goods. Black DOESKIN and Fancy CASSIMERE Pants. Black CLOTH, SILK and CASHMERE Vests. The Celebrated STAR SITIRT, in all styles; Rel and White CASHMERE, SHAKER FLANNEL, MERINO, CAN TON FLANNEL and SILK Drawers& Shirts. BALBRIGGAN, FRENCH and ENGLISH Brown Cotton half Hose. Plain and Fancy LINEN and SILK Hand kerchiefs. CRAVATS, SCARFS, TIES, BOWS, SUS PENDERS, ETC. 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Constittolotl, ad Skin diae; hst Is ltopage of Waer, Inootlneo o UrBle, Bi 'eDl' Thee, Aibumlurls, and In al o sass where Cta wlthBubatanoceUkethe wihteo ten gg or esdalhe iwbrteilk, ortherelsa morbid, dart, bllious appear. ancse. snd whitebone-dutdepcestlts, iend when teral pioea bny RRaw .a w Ruptiwcrs DR. RADWAY'890 d Forega nve LIo. clItsseless, elegantly coated with sweet regulame.prtfy,oleasseand sreg eoas wa~j t Piis, ear thae oure oflldord r.roitsm TShe Liver, Bowels, Kidne, Bladder. ]Nrvouaseaeee. Hterala.y Coannpstlonsortene b , Indlgetloay neialtoos. B lOUlloFdever,mInflatleMsto ie. Ples, rand all Derangemts of thelntebral Vicra. WMUdoaned sto eft apole furib Veeteble, uroetai no n merop ,nL r forai rarymadoerilADlAyield so rich return U thromqlltrbesboeaineddtrorderso tleoehtse pe_ Boz. SOLD BY DRUGOIGTS. RlEAD "FALSE AND TRUE." Seed oaT rla atemptoRADWAY i0o.. 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Walker's California Vinegar Bitters are a purely Veg dtable lepparation, made chiefly from the native herbs found on the lower ranges of the Sierra Nevad l moun taims of California, the medicinal kropertios of which are extracted therefrom without the use of Alcohol. ; The question is almost daily asked, .' What is the cause of the unpar alleled success of VINEGAR BIT "kxERs 4" Our answer is, that they remove the cause of disease, and "1 the patient recovers his health. They are the great blood purifier and a life-giving principle, a perfect lteno Swatur and Invigorator of the system. Never before in the history of the world has a medicine been compounded pos sessing the remarkable qualities of VIN WoAR lRIrTTns in healing the sick of every disease man is heir to. They are a gentle Purgative as well as a Tunic, relfeving Congestion or Inflanunation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, in Bilious Diseases , The propertles.of DR. WALg a's VINsoAa BITTEas are Aperient, Dia phoretic, Carminative, Nutritious, Laxa tive, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-Irritant, Sudorific, Alterative, and Anti-Bilious. Grateful Thousands 'proclaim VINEGAR BITTERS the most wonder ful Invigorant that ever sustained the sinking system. No Person can take these Bit. *ters according to directions, and re main long unwell, provided their bones.are not destroyed by mineral *poison or'other means, and vital or gans wasted beyond repair, Bilions, Remittent, and In. termittent Fevers, which are so prevalent'in the valleys of our great rivers throughout the United States, especially-those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennessee, Cu pbprland, Arkansas, Red, Colo rado,'Brazos, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Ro arioke,* James, and many others, with their. vast tributaries, through out our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarka bly as during seasons of unusual heat and dryness, are invariably ac companied by extensive dersnge ments of the stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. In their treatment, a purgative, exerting a. powerful influence upon these var-. :bus rgans, is essentially necessary. lhere is no cathartic for the purpose equal't6 DR. J. 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Piustules, Boils, Car buncles, ing r worm, Scald-head, Soreyes, Elrysipe las, Ith, Scurfs Discolorations of the 8kLii;'Humo and Diseases of the Skin of whatever name or natare, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use of these Bitters. Pin, Tape, and other Worms, lurking' in the system of so many thou sands, are effectually destroyed and re moved. No system of medicine, no ver Smifuges, no anthelminities will free the system from worms like these Bitters. ForIemaleComplaints, in young or old, married or single, at the dawn of Swomanhood, orthe turn of life, theseTon is Bitters display so decided an influence that improvement is soon perceptible. S Cleanse the Vitiated Blood wasieever you una its impurmres oursnmg h tluQnah the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, eroes; cleanse it when you findit ob stected and aluggish in the veins; eleanse N it ,bwhen it is foul; your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and the .ealt of the system will follow. ,; ,R . . AeDONALD a cO, :r: umt & Gen. Agta., San Fimanalsoc Califo 01.ubis o 0eWarsbington andChsarlton Sta,N.e 5 by £ll Druggists and Delers. EXCELSIOR STABLEI Jakctso, between 2d and 3d Sts. LIVERY,.SALE & STAGE STABLE.! I AA AGAIN IN CHARGE OF THE .abo ve Stable, and would be pleased to have bmy. old friends and pat rone to give me a call. I am pi pared to accommo date the public in the LIVERY LINE. The Stable is WELL SfOCKED with HORSES, H AC K S and BUiGGIES! abd will hire them, and feed horaes at rces to SUIT THE TIMES- BUT FOR ASR 'ONLY. I gnarantee entire satis. faction. N. L. McGINNIS. Aarph 4th. Superintendent. A BSOLUTE DIVORCES "OBTAIN ti ed from Conrts of different State for desertion, &e. No publicity re quired. No charge until divorce grants ed. . • M. HOUSE, Attorney. 1.1 Broadway, N. Y MEIMC) Iut 3 Ri(DORaSRD AD PssCIRED BY aORE haT. : e l Phylliln thUlianyl o nthf Tooie or 5tIa. A IURE PREYENTIVTEt Aers ilai+LAt Cil pias. They ar hig ll a rt. Wunladd a 6haottDYBPEPTh , ranop a osts bof p ,It GORTION are eovanTaas. As an APPETIZE.R ar R!.. CUPRRtA., nd Io cap s of OT.RIEAL DEtIIt.vTY they e neverin e ilenlan~0 i ed h odoing the ts BsoagRhent gthe bodi,. tinviottg the m ion, m .ed . rlan tone mand dlitrci to e V otoe ystem. The lM Rt PER9 ore simpouded with tha tmatet of ecre, and no ton. Sstniulant haoveber o l en orneed to the ps.blte BLEASANT TO TB TAST San at the name time or.b.i . lag n many remediail aeontsedormd by the medicl tfrtetni. as the est knowr to thePiareopublio. it ooUte i bt ti. tie to gvle te a f.are trial. and Every IFamily Sonuld Have a iottier No preparation in tbo word can rodu to o nay nqa~el ed endorsements by hyoistlan Of she very hihellt oanint Lodoried aoo ir the CUle and th.e iosUedotom . tonalpapers. Rev, Wi. R. IBacocS. oth Otdest Methodist miuttollt Sit Lou.s, nays the Home tltters we'e mont grateful in conterls ting o the rtaation of my tresgth, no an lmatena o appetite. O -enra Mo., June, eL Perso~n greatly debilltated nl hove been, and who req a vo'bt or vmLsoinee Inoed seek for anolhi better tasn lione Bitters. R , t. COPIt Prensnng Elkt !o. R. Church, Piottboeg iDintte Sw. d tr t it., 0LD . O , 150. a Janx A. JIAcNN 00.- Ic hareeiumitaed tha tormnlla mang t.he "Home Stench Btters," and uCed them in tbl ,pitalhe lastmt. nith. I oonler hemn the moe al. abletoteol andm tan stanw n ose . . H. M oha.e Bltdett Physlcian In charge U. . Marino Hospital. Jraue A. J.MnOt & Co.-Gtentletmen A you have ete. moalented to the medical proeession the recipe of the Ro Bittern' it cannot, therefore e oonsidered a paiott e '. olne, no pateat havtn haa. tron fore. _whlve elmned the tortonio for naktng the " Itome Bittersn." and ,estea tinsl nay the combhiation soneof rare exolalence, li the atieused oin it compositio are the mrt of the eIn is hoch they oelosg, elng bighly Tons, Btpitaurnt, utoumele. oatwnlitnie an lightlyaIrAtive. The met of peualpe hbemis trheml tadooodanewllt thtaes ofhitt NavInl led thesm l co t.ati o teoIUts lo pl ao s rellmmndion them to _J oon o destibe o taing itten, to. nRANK 0. PORTmRs Pnf etoflmec o and Dineon ofl Woo, Co llege of Phy lans. and late member Board of Hnalth. LO. BOaSLiNIUR Prof. ot Obestols rnpdDiseas oes of tisCo h . .or ASRe o nep n . a is xR 01ai . Coll-r. Lte PeeVT o e. Mm Medianl Callege .. A. CLAr, E • o is., Prb.L5MI M Me1dial e l ate RsidCAnt Bh.in cot h Coe cal. Bo to* if lPlor e sh HERBERT PiII.. Prt. Prntcl s Pharmacy at Let Colrate of Pharmbcy. .J. dl . WIITEHILLe .Ido eedi Arehiy. Av. Hacocx, . D. Dr. Ch V. F. L wia, C. ea wn, m. D. 5. atelisu, t. D. 1e. 0. PItLIN, ho. b.0 ' Profen. Sgey, Heotmopathie medical Cot eg. ' T. J. VASTqfo. M.D.. T. 0. COMSTOCK, Y. I.. Prtio phyf liltans and Surgeons. , ollge JOHN T. TIMPLE , tM. M1D Prof. Matoria Medlca and Thenrupeiltie. nomopalthbo Ie . elt College of Mlslourl. JdnO. CONELtMAkf, ML D., LectPer O f HARLES VASTINI.. M. 0.. Prof. of Physiology, Hsoeeon-thie UMedical College . Pof. Clincal Medicine, Col. Howotopithbl phynlelnan and SaL. They are nperior to alt other itoeeh BitteIr. ENNO SANDERS.tatlalytsh sohemac Io Bitters iinthe world can ect the n SIMON HItCH, Atayteal CheminTe. Eminent Plbyslelane of C'hleago. The fornula for thoe ioms tters hau been seubmitded m a and we believe them to be the best tonlo and stimuinot 6i general usenowofferd to the publio. 0. A. Mtcm. Analytical JoA. V. Z. BLtav, t. D. Chenmilt. Prof. Clhemitry, aRh H.. Hfon, M. D., Medteal Cololeg. B. McIetAS, t. D., J. U. WoeBta M.D., NoIes. 8. Bmess, M. D., T- 8. Horm., ' .. - II. LDRt., Mt. D. T e. T. ERLt, . D., Jt . A. CoDas,, M.D., J.A. ilion , . D. EmlnentPhysleSans in Clninllnali Nearly lltof whoroL a 1tooeo In one or the oter of It o other Bitter have ever been offered to the public e!. bracing so mDany sluable rmedioents. J. !,. VArtto M.D., A. Jason, X. D., C. T. Stepreoe, . D., i. P. Horxi , M.f D.. C. 8. Musaonar, M. D., G. W. Blslta, . D.. W. T. TaLseLraso. M. D . J.. QCues. a. D.. J. H. Berane, l. D, W.. BWonwmal, M. D G. A. Donare, it. D., B. . WAVXI, Chemfist. C. WOODWIt, I. D., O. K. TArton. M. D., D. W. McCtovn. to, D., P.. .M itsv. M. D., R. H. Joussoo, M. . 8 . B. Toeelno, M. D. Emsinent Physielans in lleunihlBat The Home Bitte rlare an irnslubic renmedy for ldieuilnau and dl s arie ag rom mtreaial noules. O. B. TonSrox, M.D.. AeLx. seeal, M. D,. Sin charoge of City Hlospltal, M. B. Hoaon, . D., J. . Reoomn, N. .D., PAUs. OeY, X. D., H. W. Pvum nSo, M. D., t. A. l.,:,o i., o . P., 8annroan BeLL. to D.. Joe:; i.'i.vo.e. U. D.. Eminent PhysUlelans in Pid,.buirgflt B. F. DAos. M. D., 0W. CoWe, M. i.. WP. R. Cae, i a., D. ll. Wtln.LWa. t. . D.. 0. Waen. Chemist, J. H. e Cs.al.roo, X. .D And lHundreds of OthOerl . lato inl e of tIhe North, West and South. Ayer's Cathartic:' Pills, For all the purposes of a L.Uivt Medioino. rerhapanoonomeli. requti'ed by levery. body as tia ,ijartio, nor trats ever anybe* tore ro Itnliversally. adopted into use, t/) tnt i' l ollal5is5es,U this milf d But ehi'celen obvious reasot Ii, that it is a more IeVla. ittati ieb and far more e facttmil remetldy than anyother. Thone who baY tried It, know that it cired thensi those who have not know thaitit cu,-e theltneighbori and frlefda; and all knetw hint what It does once It dose a. wys~-that it neverf i ris through tnay fteultortue' ltofosand of crtioicates of their remarkabletltrts of the following complslntse but snch cucrs ha. known in every neilghborhood, and we need .elt .publish them. Aldapto tO all ages and codIat In .al~limai.; contailnng itoilor lom.elnot.sh deleterious drug, tey. Imay he takeziwttrtmtay bynhbody..Ther sItvr+ -cetinPf preserfe_ 55 ever rsh,sae mnnms ethm pleesant er U. s being purely vegetable, no harm can &a trom their use i any quantity. Tiseyoperate by their powordul iuuene.eoe tm Internal viscera to purit the blood and etlptlit5 It into healthy action-remove the obneteteilOlt ' of the stomach, bowels, liver, and otherol~5fl of thebody, restoring theirrre.gslaratlonto . IIt and by correctIng, wherever the exist, enen io ronogtoents as are the first orlgi of diseas. Minute directions are given in the wrapper on the box, for the follbwing complaints, which th5 ?ilis rapidly ctre:- For Dyspepain or Indigeetom , mLE ti5_ uhouldbeittrklnmoderately to atuent h, and restore its healthy tone andr ctlon. For Liver Voanjliint and ire varousiarp tome, Bilioesn HsAmehe, llk snadhe ache, tumcidese or Qhenm Sleknes e Iele Ioen Colic and Billons Perers, they should be Judiciously taken fort-ech ease, to correct th diseased action or remove the obslunctions which cause It. For Dysentery or D]arLm, but ge mild dose is generally requaire n l, . plemlorn of she Imanr4 Palm in .ho 51de, Back arid ,ola., they should be cohtiP ounsly taken, as reqttmirel, to ciange the disetsed action of the system. With such change these complaints disappear. For Dlolny . and Dropscsi I .eit they should be taken in large and freqltent -O to produce the effect of drastio urge. .. L For Supprseulon alarte dose enoaeldil taken as It produces the desired edlet by sym-. As a Din.er Pilt, take one or two PW to. promote digestion and relieve the stomach. An occasIonal dose stimulates the stomach .,t bowels Into healthy actIon, n'orete te aPPeOe, lnd invlgorates the system. Hence It Is obq+5 vantaeous where no serIous derangemente lil. On who Pels tolerably well, loen dsud thata. dose otthese iUs maes hIm eel decidedlybet 5.tsn, ..om their cleansing Rod enatng efec 01 the dIgestIve apparatus, .D3. .r. 0. All < CO., Pewedcld CkemdisU, L;OWELL. il4Iaa,, 1U. 5. . . DR. 8HALLENB£RCERs8 Fever and Agnu at Always Stops the Chills. Il ThisMedicine has been before the nblio iJ Oft yesea ani is still head of ll othet not sicken tho stomach, is perelotly soe in, any dose and inder aU oircumntsllne i' isthe only Medicine that will U e- CURE IMI D n AT I&Y tAgno, becaus it is a perfeS.oAl*uti° mparla. r ' [bold by all Druggilt5.