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She Is only three and one-half, but her amazing record of several hundred hours In the air, two transcontinental air flights, one forced landing and other aerial adventures qualified her as the official mascot of the •Ir meet opening July L Sheila Is shown perched on the Bendlx trophy. TO DESIGN PLANES ,v. A J ,¥: : M V. M i ■ : ' jap'r- ■M \ . ¥ i Young Richard Dupont, twenty two year-old heir to the fabulous Dupont fortune, has his own ideas of the ca reer he wishes to follow. Instead of becoming an elite sportsman, learning his father's business, or merely drift ing In the best social circles, Rich ard plans to learn the trade of air plane designing and aeronautical engi neering. He started In as "grease monkey" at the Curtiss-Wright School of Aeronautical Engineering at the Grand Central airport, Los Angeles, getting In his hours at the controls of student planes. NEW PAPAL ENVOY '■ïj % l \ m P ,P, W : - Wx ;> ' , m m mß I mm : • , •. ^ j Portrait of the most Bev. Amleto Giovanni Clcognanl, new Apostolic delegate from Vatican City to the Catholic church in the United States. To Utilize Farm W«»lo Oternists promise utilizing farm wastes to advance purification of wa ter for cities, flesenrch now In prog ress Indicates that^tKe hulls of buck wheat, rice and /ft her grains may be converted Into "activated char," foe of odors and tastes common during certain seasons to all surface water supplies. Wi\ Humowk ■J) it A Fowl Reply Hayes looked thoughtful. "Tell me," he said, "Is a chicken big enough to eat when it Is two weeks old?" Ills friend laughed. "Don't be absurd," he replied. "Of course it Isn't." Hayes gave him a friendly push, "Then how does It live?" he asked. "Tell me that." A Fast Worker Plutocrat (to young roan asking for his daughter's hand)—And have you said anything about this to my daugh ter? Would-tye Suitor—Not yet, air. Ton see. It was only last night that I heard you had a daughter.—London Opinion. Real Effort Farmer—Thought you said you had plowed the ten-acre field? Plowman—No, I only said I was thinking about It. Farmer—Oh, I see ; you've merely turned it over In your mind. Where I Got It Actor—When I play ''Othello" the whole pit is bathed In tears. Explorer—That's nothing. My last wireless speech on my North pole trip was so realistic that most of the listeners are still in bed with colds. ACCOMPLISHMENT LLL»_? C ''Oh, ioo, 1 never talk scandal.'' "Yes, my dear, but you are a good listener." The Right Place "I've come from the employment bureau, ma'am," said the glrh "They said you wanted a servant" "But 1 do all the work myself," re plied the lady of the house. "Then the place will Just suit me." Over the Radio "Pardon me, but doesn't madam need the piano tuned?" "I'm afraid that's not ours you hear. You'd better call at the Broad casting company!"—Humorist Mag azine. No Hope "Have you said your prayers Dickie?" "Yes, Mummle. I prayed for you and Dnddle, but not for Uncle Beg, because I heard Daddle say he was post praying for!" And Then Some) "Think o' poor old 'Arry bein' sent to Jail! One o' the fastest working burglars In the game." "Ah, well, he's takln' bis time now.Tit-Bit Magazine. THREE AT A TIME il\\ -oW, Unwed—I hear the stork has been making a trip to your house. Dadmoor—A trip ! Triplets. On the Go Mother—Helen Is getting prettier, don't you think so? Father—Really, my dear, I can't say, I must get up early some morn ing and meet her as she comes In. If He 1* Genuine A genuine orator can go on long after he Is through, and Is wel come to. T si m-m y ; • Ml »I m '5 Ï % » »1» » .■ J • ( >• I *il * WNV—X 2&~m o j Will of Wheel* Freddie was giving his lady friend a long discourse on his family his tory. "My Grandfather," he said, "was Just a poor, hard-working London cjockmaker. When he died, a few years ago, he left all bis estate, which consisted of 200 clocks, to my father." The girl smiled. "How Interesting!" she said. "It must have been real fun winding up his estate."—Philadelphia Inquirer. Her Complaint "I'm going straight down to the post office to make a complaint." said Freda pertly. "Oh, darling," said her young man, "I'll do It for you. What Is it you want?" "1 want to find out why they haven't delivered that box of choco lates you promised you were going to send me," she replied.—Answers Mag azine. THE BOOB & The Stout One— Tes, I spent the entire evening telling him that he had a terrible reputation for kissing girls against their will. The Thin one—And what did he do? The Stout One—He sat there like a boob and denied It Big Thing* Doing Maid—The furniture man Is here, ma'am. Mistress—I'll see him in a minute. Tell him to take a chair. Maid—1 did, bul he started with the piano.—Montreal Gazette, Alibi "Why is there never any cream on top of your milk?" "Well, we fill the bottles so full there ain't any room for cream."— Passing Show (London). Explained Antique Dealer—A rare piece. A revolver dating from Roman times. "The Romans had no revolvers." "That is why It Is so rare."—Stock holm Vnrt Hem. Comeback Owner of New Lawn-Mower (firm ly)—I wouldn't lend it to ray own father. Would-Be Borrower—You're wise, 1 know the old chap.—Humorist Mag azine. WEAK LINK, TOO w 0 » 4 j Ç)Ç) r i "Jack has pretty big ears. "Yes, they are so big that his head seems merely a connecting link be tween them." F«ce* Red? •"Ave you eaten the sandwiches, tpum?" "Yes." "Then I'll 'ave to clean the shoes with cream cheese."—Everybody's. A Wi»e Move "I thought you always frequented good clubs? How is It I find you In this doubtful place?" "My wife said that if I went to such places 1 could go alone." Defending Him "Why did you have to tell your mother I kissed you?'' "She's always saying you haven't the nerve."—Louisville Courier-Jour nal. Control Curiovity Those who don't mind being rapped over the fingers, ask many questions. Better Gift "Bobby. Ï gave your teddy bear to a poor little boy who had no father." "Why didn't you give him father?" Our Government — How It Operates By William Bruckart VETERANS' ADMINISTRATION Z^N'E of the greatest problems which this, or any other government, has been called upon to solve Involves the vétérans of the World war. It Is a problem that has bedeviled congress and one President after another, and It Is going to bedevil more congresses and more Presidents, for the answer Is not in sight and in this year alone, the payments to veterans nnder one or another of the hundred-odd veteran relief acts amounts to the astounding total of $085.000.000—Just about one fourth of the operating cost of the gov ernment, or that part paid for running expenses. All of this vast sum, and It has been growing year by year, is paid ont through one agency, namely, the vet erans' administration. The veterans' administration Is not In the fight; It Is not a part of the problem. It 1s sim ply the agency through which the money passes, never to return to the federal treasury. Undoubtedly, there Is a large sum of this total which the taxpayers would not have returned to the treas ury. Surely, there Is none who would object to a governmental and public expression of gratitude In the form of compensation and care for the widows and orphans left behind by those who made the supreme sacrifice, or for those men whose lives were wrecked In the sfervlce. The care of them Is recognized everywhere as an obliga tion that must be met. But about the remainder of this sum, a real bat tle wages, for that involves the bonus, It Includes payments In the nature of compensation or hospitalization and dhe like for causes not remotely con nected with the war. These are the things that are being questioned, and unless all signs fail, congresses of the future are going to be confronted by It, because there never has been an Investigation made to disclose what share of the nearly a billion dollars falls within the recognized require ment of caring for widows and orph ans and war-time disabled. The best available figures indicate that something like 400,000 persons are receiving payments in one form or another under the veterans' relief acts. But that Is not all. There la that de mand, best exemplified by the bonus march on Washington, for payment of the remainder of the bonus in cash. Half of the sum that was intended originally to be paid to the veterans In 1045, or prior to that time to be paid to their benflclarlos In case of death, already has been made available, In the form of loans. There Is no deny ing, however, that some of the veter ans have organized powerful groups to force legislation through to carry out their wishes, and if they do, con gress will vote a total of two billion, four hundred million dollars out of the*treasury at one fell swoop. It has been pointed out as this bonus question has been debated up and down that the federal treasury is like ly to end the current year next June 30 with another deficit. It had a deficit of $083,000,000 on June 30, 1931, and more than two and a half billion June 30, 1032, so Imagination Is not required to see what will happen If the bonus Is voted. It will be either more taxes or mote bond issues which the taxpayers ©f the country eventual ly will have to meet. But the veterans have a claim. They point to the #act that fifty years after the Civil war, the federal government was paying pensions that amounted to as high as $300,000,000 a year, and even now. 65 years after the war be tween the states, pensions drain $125, 000,000 from the treasury. As was stated, however, the veter ans' administration Is not a part of the controversy, except Incidentally. It goes on carrying out the laws which congress has passed and paying out the money which congress has appro priated. It does the job through some eight or ten thousand employees, scat tered throughout the country. They are necessary tf funds are to be han dled and If the hundred or more hos pitals to which veterans may go for treatment are to be supervised. The veterans' administration has fd get as near to those It serves as can be done conveniently. Hence, the fif ty-odd district offices; hence, the local physicians In so many communities, hence the examining boards In many sections. It would appear that the veterans' administration eats a tremendous sum In salaries. The cost of handling these payments to the veterans dr their beneficiaries is only about 5 per cent of the total. Criti cism has been directed at the agency from time to time, however, Indica tive of some malfeasance. Undoubt edly, some of It Is Justified, but the . consensus of opinion Is that much of the difficulty Into which the veterans' administration falls from time to time results from the avarice of those whom congress has sought to benefit. They were presented with an opportunity to get something from the government, and the government long has been re garded as fair game. ©, 1832, W*>*torn Newspaper Union. so np Nothing New A tablet found at Pas Shamra, In northern Syria, tells the story of * financial crash which resulted from the Irregularities of a certain king*« finance minister In 2000 B. Ü