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A.tomn Calling CMtnasa.
___ „U ..ailing costume is
# ^£ Ä »*de U P over bright
tune <*"!" The coat is of smo ke-gr«j
«"l" its Quaker sobriety deliciously
C 'u«ed by tabs or minor velvet in •
" Jrren neapod hue, surmounted by
r^-' ^ /.rkal design in fine mixed cord.
.re everywhere bound by
ThMe ro „ hrm of sable, end tbe samt
•■'dluifur forms the Tudoresque
A finishing touch of elegance
bv the charming old ailvei
*,Cn"wfth which it is adorned.
gh . ,,.d Mad. a Dlscov.rjr.
. ! hoDe " she said thoughtfully,
•that you won't have anything more
«mV about the manner in which
w -- hunt bargains and get
women
* b **Vby not? Don't you think youi
"î.rmMt going to discuss that point
eJn if we do deserve the criticism
£ dws not come gracefully from a man
.hebiiva hair restorer regularly from
T baldheaded barber." - Washington
titer. _____
Tbe MUsing Link.
Pittsburg Chronicle: "The missing
nnk is found!"
The great scientist paced up and
his room in great ecstasy repeat
jay at intervals the joyful announce
"'■The missing link is found!"
He was eery jubilant, and wel* ha
night be. for it had been three long
weeks since one of hie link cuff but
ions had rolled away into one of the
darkest corners under the bu reau.
Caacarets stimulate liver.kidneya and
bowels Never sicken, weaken or gripe.
Treating of the "Protection of Bank
Depositors," the Hon. James II. Eckels,
comptroller of the currency, in the
North American Review for November,
declares that the proper conduct of a
bank must result more from the acts of
those entrusted with its keeping than
from the acts of the officers of the law.
If directors and officers fail to pay
every attention to the conduct of the
bank's employes outside of office hours
as well as during them, they are apt at
any time to encounter dishonesty and
toss.
Mother's trailer..
Mis thoroughly together two cups of
sugar, a tablespoonful of butter, half a
cup of milk, a scant teaspoonful of
■oda dissolved in boiling water, two
teaspoonfuls of vinegar, the grated
rind of an orange, a little nutmeg and
flour enough to make a dougli stiff
enough to roll out. Cut in squares or
circles and cook in boiling lard. When
cooked and nearly cool sift powered
sugar over them.—Ladies' Home Jour
nal.
Origin of a Mach-Quoted Saw.
The origin of "A fool and his money
are soon parted'' has not been ascer
tained with certainty, but the follow
ing story is sometimes told: "George
Buchanan, tutor to James IV of Scot
land, made a bet with a courtier that
he could make a courser verse than the
courtier; Buchanan rose and picking
up the courtier's money walked off
with the remark, 'a fool and his money
are soon parted.'"—Ladies' Home Jour
nal.
Lack of Feeling.
Gazing at the fingers that had Just
been claimed by the elusive circular
saw, he wept bitterly.
"Alas," he said, "my ambition was
to become a poster artist, and now
now the best I can do is to become
shorthand writer!"
However, in view of his morbid de
sire it was, perhaps, just as well.—New
York Press
A Defective Fruit Cover.
Often a defective cover will be found
among the fruit jars and cannot be
■crewed down to make the jar tight
Put a little putty around between the
cover and rubber, and when the cover
is screwed down as tightly as possible
press the putty in around the crevice.
When the putty becomes hard, the jar
will be found airtight
Tha Complexion.
"Realist!" she repeated. "Why, he
drew a straight flush that waa so nat
ural it bluffed everybody out of the
game!"
They were at no pains to conceal
their admiration for the slender man
in corduroy who drank absinth yonder.
— Detroit Tribune.
On Trial.
"Marian, here's a dray stopping at
our door with a piano, a sewing ma
chine anti a parrot. There must be a
mistake in the number."
"No, dear, they belong to our new
cook. She's a graduate of the school
of cooking and has kindly consented to
try us."—Detroit Free Press.
Every economical womau's pet economy
Is to reduce her gas bill.
KKKiKSmiW'fl
A BOTTLE OF
OlKQMijUp
Might have Changed the
Map of Europe*
A T the
Battle
of Waterloo
the great M
Napoleon.. f
was so pros- ■
trated from fi
Nephritis..
(Inflamma
tion of the
Kidneys)..
that for more than an hour the battle
was left to his subordinates, with the
result that die fortunes of war went
against him. Had
been known at the time, Napoleon
■ced not have been ill at such a
■ffwim moment, nor his star suf
icrtd trllp f,
▼Ule all cannot he N ap ol eo n s,
all can be apaeed the iUncm which
resulted in hi s downfafl.
t"** kotu*. m new «rte. Matter ana. « 7**»
Another Pink Pill Enthusiast
Urs. Beebt Bays Sb« AT ou Id Not Be
Without Them for Any Inducement
—Cured Her of n Bad Cnee of
Chronic Rheumatism.
From the World-Herald, Omaha, Neb.
Mrs. Henry T. Beebe, who for the
past fourteen years has resided at No.
Mil Caldwell street. Omaha, Nebraska,
an enthusiastic admirer of Dr. Wil
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People. Mrs.
Beebe says she would not be without
Pink Pills for any Inducement, as they
have proved to be such a blessing to
her In the past few years.
For many years Mrs. Beebe has been
n sufferer from a severe and very pe
culiar form of chronic rheumatism,
which gave her no rest night or day.
Up to three years ago she did not know
what it was to be relieved from pain
and at times, usually at night, she was
tortured with a concentration of rheu
matism In some one joint, usually in
the cords of the wrist. After trying
several kinds of remedies recommended
by her friends, she began taking Pink
Pills, and quickly found relief.
Mrs. Beebe says: "There is no doubt
about it. Pink Pills cured me. and I
will never be without them as long as
I can get them. I never fall to recom
mend them to anyone who is suffering
from rheumatism, &s they have done
so much for me, and I know they will
do It for others.
"For years I was troubled with rheu
matism in lta worst form. There was
hardly a minute that I did not suffer,
during a period of twenty years. Tha
pain was not always In the same place,
but was all through the system. Dur
ing the day, while I was not at all
free from pain, It was not so bad
as at night, when the pain seemed
to concentrate In one spot, and was so
Intense that sleep was Impossible for
ms or anyone around me, and I have
paced the floor all night. At times the
cords of wrist would become
cords of my wrist would become
cramped and knotted so that It would
seem as If something was gnawing
through the bone, and tha place would
be black and blue for days after.
"At last, after I had tried several
other kinds of medicines without any
effect, I tried Pink Pills, and had not
taken one box when I saw that they
were helping me right along. When I
had taken the second box the rheuma
tism was entirely gone, and I have not
had It since, and that was three years
ago. Since i have been cured I have
felt like another woman. I cannot
speak too highly for Pink Pills for Pale
People, and I would recommend them
to anyone that is suffering from any
form of rheumatism. They are the
mildest medicine I have ever taken.
Why, you can let one of the pills Us
on your tongue until It dissolves, and
only a pleasant taste will result from
It. One does not notice the action of
the pilla either, but they do more work
In a given time than a dozen of the or
dinary bitter pills.'
When asked how she came to taka .
Pink Pills. Mrs. Beebe said: "Well. I j
saw in the paper a statement that was
sworn to by a man that had suffered
from nearly the same trouble that I
had, only I do not think It was quite so
severe, and I thought surely they would
not put in a false affidavit, and I was
positive that no one would swear to m
falsehood, they ought not to at least
and as It would cost only fifty cents
to try It, I bought a box with the re
sults I have just related to you."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain, In
a condensed form, all the elements
necessary to give new life and richness
to the blood and restore shattered
nerves. They are also a specific for
troubles peculiar to females, such at
suppressions, irregularities and all
forms of weakness. They build up the
blood, and restore the glow of health
to pale and sallow cheeks. In men they
effect a radical cure In ali cases aris
ing from mental worry, overwork or
excesses of whatever nature. Pink Pills
are sold in boxes (never In loose bulk)
at 50 cents a box. or six boxes for $2.50,
and may be had of all druggists, or di
rect by mail from Dr. Williams' Medi
cine Company, Schenectady, N. Y.
NOTES OF THE DAY.
Missouri's cattle are conservatively
valued at $28,000.000.
Wood for tennis racquets Is kept five
years before being used.
Sportsmen are shooting bass in the
Potomac. The water in the river la
low and clear.
A poor North Carolina farmer turned
up a gold nugget on his farm, and has
since refused fabulous prices for his
lands.
Save in the Ottoman empire, Persia,
Arabia, Siam, China and the interior
of African countries, slavery is now
extlnot.__
Texas.
In the agricultural line, Texae leads
all other stales in the variety of its
products. Cotton, corn, and the cereals
grow and are raised in every section of
the state and in the central and south
ern portions sugar cane and sorghum
cane are profitably cultivated. On the
Gulf Coast two or three crops of veg
etables are raised each year. Berries
are shipped six weeks in advance of
the home crop in the north. Penrs,
peaches, plums, oranges, figs, olives,
and nuts all grow abundantly and can
be marketed from two to three weeks
in advance of the California crops.
Large quantities of rice are now grown.
If the land seeker, the home seeker,
and the settler desires to secure a
farm larger than the one he occupies,
on vastly more reasonable terms: if he
wants more land to cultivate, a greater
variety of crops to harvest, with pro
portionately increased remuneration,
at a less outlay for cost of production;
if he wants an earlier season, with
correspondingly higher prices; if he
wants milder winter, all the year pas
turage for his stock, improved health,
increased bodily comforts and wealth
and prosperity he should go to Texaa
Send for pamphlet descriptive of the
resources of this great Btate (mailed
free). Low rate home seekers' excur
sions via the Missouri, Kansas <fc lexas
railway on December 1st and 15th,
1896. H. A. Cherrier, Northern Pas
senger agent, 326 Marquette Building,
Chicago, I1L
WISDOM.
that novel
Money la tha pick-lock
falls.
Where there Is no money there le ne
devil.
Scatter eound literature, and the
harvest will come in due season.
The more you praise a man who,
don't deserve It the more you abusa j
him.
to have taken the pines ;
Bicycle* — •» — —- - —---— -—-.
of brnae candlesticks for wedding pro*
1 an ta '
c-s-s-s-sh
A THE REHEARSEL. i
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The stall3 and the balcony of the
?mpty, cresceut shapcd hall, with Its
scent of last night's cigars, are, in
spite of the fl'Jul shouts of music,
asleep under brown-holland counter
panes, and all the movement is cen
tered In the orchestra and on the stage.
Now and then stout, tired gentlemen
lounge into view at the side of the stalls
and yawn unrestrainedly, and punch
themselves on the chest, and, after list
ening to the rehearsal of a song, yawn
again and write something down in a
notebook with a giant stiver pencil and
go away.
On the stage, where the T gaslights
look yellow in the sunlight, that. In
spite of ali opposition, has gained ad
mittance, is a back-cloth of Margate
Sands, with lifelike visitors In out-of
date costumes and badly-drawn silk
bats, and there Is a persistent sound
of carpentry behind. A lean, sallow
youth in a screaming tweed suit is at
the footlights, giving, in a confidential
way to the band a new song, and mem
bers of the band, peering at the sheets
of music on the stands, keep about
half an eye on the conductor and play
In a hesitating, tentative fashion.
And there's hi-ti-hi-tl-hi-tl and old hl
ti-hl-ti-hl,
And hl-ti-hl-tl-hl who Is so glorious;
And If hl-ti-hi-ti-hi-tl would but bt-tl
hi-tl-hl
'Twould be jawly sight better fer all
of us.
The lean youth walks round the
stage with a swagger and line conduct
of his hooked walking stick to the
changed rhythm:
Yes, a jawly sight better fer all of us,
A jawly sight better 1er all of us.
And when—
The youth, singing thus mysteriously
his topical song, comes down at the
third line of the chorus and sends up
softly to the empty gallery what Is
clearly the telling line of his Bong:
And when hl-ti-hi-ti-hl goes to hl-tl-hl
tl-hl
'Twill be—
'Twill be—
Shouted now with straw hat removed:
—Jawly sight better fer all of us,
The orchestra plays hurriedly a swift
symphony, and the lean youth resum
ing his straw hat, confides to the vacant
auditorium another topical verse
phrased In similarly obscure and re
ticent terms. When he finishes he says
complalningly that they'll have to put
a lot more go Into It at night; and the
conductor says ''That's all right, Tom
my, old man. We ll pull you through.
Tommy, old man. asks the conductor
what he says to a liquor. The conduc
tor promptly says ''Yes," and dlsap
pears. The orchestra discards the
sheets of music, and a boy emerges
from a door and gleans them, with
view, I think, to gold from their own
er. He Is a somber boy who does his
work aggressively, as though he felt
himself destined for higher occupation
"Move your 'oof, fat 'ead!" This to
the cornet. " 'Ow can 1 pick up any
ling If you keep your big foot all over
It?"
Cornet, unscrewing the mouthpiece
of his instrument, asks what the youth
Is doing there at that time of the day
and adds that a little more of the ag
gressive boy's cheek and he'll fetch
him a clip 'side the cars. "Do it!" says
the aggressive boy, defiantly, dodging
behind the euphonium. "Go on
it! You lift so much as a little finger
at me and your life wouldn't be worth
a mom Ink 's purchase. I'd alter your
flee for you so that you'd 'ave to ply
the cornet with the back of your neck
Then you'd look foolish, wouldn't you
You'd be à perfec' lafln stock, and—'
Three ladies. Three ladies in extrav
agant walking dresses, and O, such
spirits! They come on from the side
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11 I i'll
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to
j asols on * chair.
We are three Yankee gurls and
beauty we're
"WE ARE THREE YANKEE GIRLS."
and nod to the orchestra, hand across
the footlights band parts, bend down
to shake hands with the first violin,
fan themselves with their parasols, and
laugh, for no reason at all, very much
indeed. One of the three is in such
excellent fettle that she cannot wait
while the band parts are being served
out, but must waltz around the stage
and' affect to take a header into the sea
painted on the back cloth.
"See here, now! We don' want to
stay here, mister, till the day o 'judg
ment—you understand me? We want
this little canter got through as quick
as you can without breakin' anny
thing."
The wearied first violin says—and I
think he means it—that he won't keep
the lively sisters a minute longer than
he can help.
"That's jest what I mean. Now let
her go, Gallagher. Mamie, come right
here now and attend to business. Mam
ie!"
"That's me."
"Don't keep foolin' around now, but
jest come here. P'raps you don't mind
lettin' us have that symphony, mister,
over again once or twice."
The three young ladies unpin their
violet veils and fix them on their bod
ices with a pin. They throw their par
of
;
'
We're Just about the smartest gurls
elite. ._
We're crossed the stormy ocean, tor we
had a kind o' notion
To find how many beans moke five.
We arrove but yesterday—
the purls,
"You'll pardon me. conductor." The
first violin sighs and taps the desk be
fore him with his bow. and the orches
tra stops awkwardly. "You won't mind
my mentionin' somethin'." The eldest
girl leans down confidentially. "This
Is a song that we're singin' of."
The first violin says, with some Irony,
that he has guessed that from the way
the ladies opened their mouths.
"Thought from the way your band
as playin' that they might 'ave
looked on it as a kind of handicap race.
's not! It's Jest a song, and we all
start fair. Now that we've got a prop
understanding about this, we'll go
on afresh."
The three ladles from America are a
sore and bitter trial to the first violin
and he gives a sigh of obvious rellel
when the conductor (with another ci
gar) returns. The conductor adopts a
different manner—a decided manner.
Look here, you young New-Yorkers,"
says the conductor, briskly, "your
Bong's all right; you'll find It go like
—no, no; let me finish what I'm saying,
please—you'll find your songs go as
smoothly as anything. Don't worry us
any more," says the conductor, "there s
good girls, because there's others wait
ing; and if we give up all the morn
ing to you. why, naturally enough, no
one else will get • chance."
"These English rausletnongers." says
the eldest of the three, accepting the
returned band paVta—for the somber
boy does not seem to think It worth
his while to reappear—"make me
tired."
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of
A very fine figure of a matronly lady,
who has been looking on impatiently
at the wings and mutterlag to herself,
comes now to the front and gives a
glance that Indicates annoyance at the
three American ladles, who are pre
paring reluctantly to leave.
Thought they were going to stay the
week," says the fine figure of a lady
to the orchestra. "Seemed to have
taken quite a fancy to the place. They
remind me of a—"
"And what are we going to try over
for you?" Interrupts the conductor.
Don't mean to say you're going to give
Cm something fresh?"
"It's all the guv-nor's fault. He's
been pestering me to put on a new
song; says the public wants it. As I
told him, years ago I used to sing the
same old songs for a—"
"Well, come on," urges the conduct
', impatiently. r T'm beginning to feel
peckish." He opens the book befora
him with amazement. "You don't
mean to say—you don't mean to tell
me that you've been to this chap for
it? Why, I've got a song of mine at
home now that would suit you— How
ever, you know your own business best.
Hurry up!"
It Is an arch, satirical, serio-comic
song that the lady gives to the band,
whispering it as one who, knowing
that her voice is not what it was, con
siders It wise to use it sparingly and
to reserve its strength for imperial oc
casions. It Ib for this reason a little
difficult to catch the words of the
verses, but the refrain Ih more obvious,
because in this the orchestra, much to
Its annoyance, is forced to bear a part.
The lady, shaking a yellow-gloved
forefinger at the dim, vacant uudlto
rium, whispers with affected severity
of manner:
You men are so backward and so awk
ward and so shy.
The orchestra shouts sulkily:
No we ain't; no we ain't.
If we maidens but glance at you, you
are all Inclined to cry.
The orchestra, as before:
No we ain't; no we ain't.
O, you are so goody-goody and you are
so eery mild.
Innocent and
!
!
i
1
guileless as a child;
You're all so chteken-'earted that you
nearly drive us wild.
The orchestra, with increased mo
roseness;
No we ain't; no we ain't.
There are so many verses of this, and
the lady Is so anxious that the orches
tra shall, In their responses, touch per
fection that the conductor, at the stroke
of the hour from a deep-voiced clock
out in the street, is forced to interpose.
"There's such a thing as a chop,"
says the conductor precisely, tnklng
the violin pad from his shoulder, "and
there's such a thing as a small bottle
of stout. And if you ask me, I'm
going to find 'em."—St. James Budget.
Chiu«-,« Women File Driver*.
Pile« are being driven in one of the
new buildings lor a foundation for u
pi*ch. They were eight Inches in
diameter and fourteen feet long. The
staging was bamboo, und so was the
frame for the hammer, which was a
round piece of cast iron, with a hole
in the center for a guide rod, says
Cassler's Magazine. Attached to the
hammer block were twenlv-sev* n
carried up to the top of the frame and
down on the ouUdde, looking very
much like the old fashioned maypoles.
Twenty-seven women bkd hold of the
ends, and with sing-song, all together
pulled down: up the rod. four feet,
traveled the hammer; then, at a
scream, al! let go. and down it came on
top the pile, which was unprotected
by a band or ring. The women were
paid 20 cents In gold per day. This
Maypole driver Is in general uso
throughout Japan and China.
Taking Out tha Curve.
"Well, doctor, what alls me?" asked
Sprockets after the physician had
made an examination.
"You have bicyclistarum kyphosis,"
replied the physician, "but I think I
can soon straighten you out.''—Pitts
burg Chronicle-Telegraph.
Clothing NtitrKiinisCliap.
Tbs receiver's sa'.n of the Belle stock bas
been the bigett «access ever known. We
can't fill mall ordere. Yon had bet!
come yourself. Owing to some
elosed out we will not eutaetitato an;
Good Men's 8uits at $2.50. Boys' Salty
cants. Good Lined Mittens and Glovse at
15 rents. Good Heavy Overalls at 25 cents
eecb. Men's Overcoats from $1.00, 88.00
$2.50 to $3.00, which aro worth double.
Come early while there la n variety to
roosa from. 1515 Douglas street Receiver
Bale, Omaha, Neb., between 15th and lCth
streets.
Table Talk.
"The Food of the Anglo-Saxons," by
Dorn M. Morrell, is the title of the
leading article in the November issue
of Table Talk. It touches upon the
menue and apecial dishea eaten by tbe
English in America, Australia. Canada
and India, and is followed by "Some
Old-Fashioned Thanksgiving Dainties.''
by Eliza R. Parker. Misa Cornelia C.
Bedford, gives an exhaustive and val
uable article on "Bread;" Miss E Mar
gurile Lindley. on "Dress and lta Ef
fects Upon Health and Mind."—Table
Talk Publishing Company, Philadel
phia. Pn.
Ptso's Cure (or Cousumpttoo is tbs best
of ell cougb euros—George W. Lots, Fa
bueber, La . August 26 1895
■sentirai Evening Gowns
For eveuing gowns net is being used
In great profusion, but it is not treated
in its most extravagant fashion with
trimmings of steel or jewel or jet I
met a lovely net gown in black, striped
with lines of silver sequin« set closely
together in rows of five at intervals of
about four inches This had a bodice
awathed round tha figure with n birth
of white tulle, and it had while tulle
sleeves, while round the waist was a
ereaelet of shaded green glace ribbon.
Hnw to S$sks Cranberry Jelly.
To make craubcrry Jelly, wash care
fully a quart of selected berries and
put them in a porcelaiu-lincd kettle
with n small cup of water and half
pound of good white sugar; allow them
to boil steadily for twenty minutes and
' ; ly
roould which has previously been rinsed
then press through a jelly-bag into a
with cold water. Set away in n cool
place for several hours, when It will be
ready to serve. This quantity should
be sufficient for six persona—Ladies'
Home Journal.
Harper's Weekly dated Nov. T will
contain the first chapters of a new
short serial of Scotch life, entitled
"Lady Love." by S. R. Crockett,author
of "The Gray Man"and "The Raiders."
Them will be n four-page article, pro
fusely Illustrated, on btatorio New
York houses. Roston's sabwny, by
which the street car traffic in the bus
iness portion of the city is to be put
underground, will be described in text
end pictures. The great naval Sound
Money parade in New York harbor
will be depicted.
Hnsnmaa'a Camphor lea with Olpevrjeo.
rur.. mapped II,ml, and K*--*. T.nder ui Har. « ***t,
csilblsln,. Cite,. Ac. C. U. CterS Ou.. Nvw Haven. UL
In e Quandary.
Boston Globe: llensou—I'm almost
crazy. 1 sent a letter to my broker,
asking him whether he thought I waa
a fool, and another one to Miss
Willets, asking her to drive, and 1
don't know which of them this tele
gram is from." Roberts—What does
It say? Benson—Simply 'yes.'
Jnst try n 10c box of Caacarets, thn
finest liver and bowel regulator ever
made. _ ________
Fewer silk bets were bet ou the past elec
tion tbau «ver before.
Gladness Comes
W ith a better understanding of the
transient nature of the many phys
ical ills, which vanish lx-fore proper ef
forts— gentle efforts—pleasant efforts—
rightly directed. There is comfort in
thn knowledge, that so many forms of
sickness are not due to any uctual dis- {
ease, but simply to a constipated condi- t
tion of the system, which the pleasant j
family laxative, Syrupof Figa. prompt
ly removes. That is why it Is the only
remedy with millionaof families, and Is
everywhere esteemed so highly by all
who value good health. Its beneficial
effects are due to the fact, that it la the
one remedy which promotes internal
cleanliness without debilitating the
organs on which it acts. It is therefore
all important, in ordpr to get lta bene
ficial effects, to note when you pur
chase. that yon have the genuine arti
cle, which is manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Hyrup Co. only and aold by
all reputable druggists.
If in the enjoyment of good health,
and the system is regular, laxatives or
other remedies are then not needed. If
afflicted with any actual disease, one
may be commended to the most skillful
physicians, but if in need of a laxative,
one should have the best, and with the
well-informed everywhere, 8yrup of
Figs stands highest and is most largely
Used and gives most general satisfaction.
m
, A NEW WAY TO
SHIP YOUR GRAIN.!
I ■elites jo«r grain *t ho»« tend M te nn
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iOUGMS. COLDS. LA GRIPPÈ sad THROAT TR0UBLCS SPEEDILY CURE*.
I Mina Nnllle Pi noyer, IMS bo Tenth St, Omaha Neb . writes: "Have used your Pr
^Kavi Idunic Balm for a severe cafe of La Grippe Two doses irave relief. Mj lunuewera f
very sore, and iu taking ike Dr. Key's Lung Balm I found tbat it sioppedyiy oeelre Yg, k
^fccouffh at once. Tbe soreness on my Inngn and in my bead soon disappeared u »•
pleasant and easy to take, and while it does noi cause sickness at tbe stomach. UBi
►many cough remedies, \\ cures quicker (ban any I bave ever tried
Dr. Kay's Lung Balm
It cures every kind el COM|h. Sold by druggists or se&'by mall forS5etA<
_ It Is perfectly safe for all ages and a sure cure for all luar trouble», nend »ddres» ME j k
^ booster. It bas many valuable receipts and gives symptoms and treatment for aeara^
kail diseases, and many have said they would not take n OO for It If they «o»*d not lib i
'another Address Western office) Dr B J- KAY MbdicalC o .Omaha^»tb.
«SOLD BY DBVBBISTSi
Fewest as a cavalry &*■**■ ■ : '
Who can doubt, then, th at il U »
bad been provided with a r so s nw o«
twenty thousand fresh tmval^. «WW
such a leader as torrent, at GUSwl
Mill, or the second Me an ses, or OM—
celloreville. the Army of tbo foWHMM
would not have survived to MK
another bottle? For, unless ttsf i iw ,
be expected, there wan no onvobry
general on either sido in tbo war who
Sould equal Forrest in Urn porto» efi
n defeated army. Lord Wolahy hi
said, in his sketch o* Forrest, the*
"Forrest's sixty-mile pursuit of Mar*
gis after that battle was a »»
markable achievement had well worth
attention by military students.—Ho*
vember C entury. __
The Faulte end Fellies of the Afs
Are numerous, b
more ridiculous I
random use of _
drastic cathartics,
and weaken both t
( H os tetter's Stems«
..... d of these no-rented
accomplished without pelt.
benefit to the bowels. Ute stomach
liver. Use this remedy when coast
Is manifested, and thereby prevent
becoming chronic.
Pumpkin Pie Without fin»
For one pie fake three heaping tobto
spoons sifted squash or pumpkin, oao
heaping tablespoon flour, and OM MM
a half pints rich milk. Mix aqaaah m
pumpklu smooth with flour, ids' aflh
Sweeten to taste, add a tiny plaoh ■
salt, flavor with nntraog. Pear lato •
deep pio plate lined with good fto*
cruet and bake in n slow ovsa. —LhoaNr
Home Journal.
■ too Reward, • «**
Tbe readers of this paper will
f> learn that there is at least
disease that science has been
In all IM stases, and that us
llall's Catarrh Cure Is the only
cure now known to the medical fr
Catarrh beleg a constitutional dli
quires a const»
catarrh care
I be eig ne n d
treatmer
proprietor* have so muon
relive power*, that they
_____ ____ _____drrd Dollar* for any can*
that It falle to cure. »cud for list of Pse*
Unionist*. . ..
Address. _ ■
F..1. CHENEY * CU.. Toledo, Ov
Hold by Druggist*. ?J ce nts.
Mery Cowden Clarke spent sixteen years
on tbe "Co ncordance to Shakesp eare."
Mrs. Window's SwIUs* *remp
Vor chlldrrs tMlhlHS.Mtwn, tkr mum, i»d».-*t I Shn
■itln, alters pate, cares «tel culte. sSacnMabeNkS
Fashionable society Is crowded wttb
those who oarer pay until compaUod to.
Woman
ru
Man
Tm
Pill
The
Aid
She waa n good woman. Ho
loved her. She was bis wilt.
disagreed
good
his
wile
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pie
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the
he
made
st*
him
disagreed
with
pie
wife
his
with
pi*
pill
alter
takes
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he
wile.
his
So
sad
happy
Ayor
pill
The
dyspepsia
Moral
t»y
using
Ayer
Pills
Cathartic
I takes is i
Avoid
Comfort to
California.
Every Thursday morning,*
tourUt sleeping car for Dea
vrr.sult l.akeCUy.san Fran
cisco, • ad Los Angele* leavn*
Omaha and Lincoln vis ths
Burlington Route.
H la carpeted, upholster**
ale.aoau.ntc. An«.«perlene**
axour-dun conductor and a
uniformed i utluian portes
accompany It through to the
Facile Coast
_ While neither as expen
sively finished nor as fiue ts
look at a* * pataca aleeper.il
ts just as fiiiol to ride In. r*«>
ond clnss ticket* are honora*
and the price of a berth .»Ida
enough and big enough fas
two, I* only $». . „
For a folder filvlng fei»
* particulars write to
J. Finnois, Gen'! Pnss'r Agent, Omsks, Nnlh
mir Mbl
The best fruit section in the West. N*
drouths A failure of crops sever known.
«Slid climate. Productive soil. Abundance ot
good pure water.
For Maps nod Circulars giving full fiese rt p
tins ot tbe Rich Mineral. Fruit and Agricultu
ral Lands In South West Missouri, write to
JOHN M. PURDY. Menacer of the Missouri
Land and Lire stock Company. Neosho, New
ton Co., Missouri.
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