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Payable In Advance One Month One Week 75c isc of Aodlt IB of Olrcnlatloo „ will not return manuscript In for publication unless accompanied by No attention paid anonymous rom DIAL 4-2131 AU Departments DIAL 4-2111 All Deportments WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 23, 1933 “The Little Fellow” One of the thing* the National Recovery Act seems destined to do is make a straight out test of the comparative degrees of social responsibility and public spirit possessed by small industries and large ones. So far, it must be admitted that most of the palms have been won by the little fellows. Speak ing generally, it is the little fellow who has shown the greater readiness to sign up under the Blue Eagle. Drive down any business street you like, in big city or in small ,-t6wn, and you will see that heartening ban . ner prominently displayed in the windows of ' small shops, little restaurants, tiny garages and small scale manufatcuring establishments. The little business man has come forward with a gratifying promptness — and, for the most part, he has been scrupulous in living up to the terms of his agreement, r Unfortunately, not quite as much can be f said for the big fellow. This is not said to take anything away from those giant con cerns which have already got into line with g NRA policies. Many have done so, and their action has been in the highest degree praiseworthy. But many of them, un <! fortunately, have not; and the headaches • suffered by NRA officials at Washington have arisen chiefly because some of the big « gest industries in the land have shown them f selves surprisingly stiff-necked about it. $ Now it hasn’t been an, easy thing for the little fellow to get his Blue Eagle. In many 5 cases it is more of a sacrifice for him to raise wages and shorten working flours than it is ; for the big fellow, for the simple raeson that labor costs are proportionately larger on his k budget than they are on the big fellow’s. • The chap who runs, for instance, a corner shoe repair shop, and boosts the number of his workers from two to three under the : NRA code, is quite likely to have to operate at a loss for a time; and if he does the money must come right out of his own pocket, and not out of a pile of cash re serves tucked away in some bank. Yet it is the little fellow who seems to be ’ leading the way right now. He hasn’t talked indignantly about constitutional limi tations, or his time-honored open shop poli cies, or his duty to his stockholders. He has rolled up his sleeves and gone in there to pitch, and he has done it without much coaxing. If large-scale industry wants to justify its dominant position in America, it must demonstrate that it possesses social conscience in the same measure as the little Z fellow possesses it. Should Be Approved 5 Two constitutional amendments will be , voted upon in Waterbury at the October municipal election. Other cities and towns will vote on the respective dates of their an nual or biennial elections as the case may be. For ratification of the amendments a vote of two-thirds of the state’s 169 towns is re < quired. It is not possible, to our way of thinking, that any town would vote down £_ either of the amendments, both of which are J, to be recommended to the attention and study of all voters. One of the amendments restores to the governor the power to appoint the judges of the courts of common pleas. That power r was taken away during the course of the 1931 session of the General Assembly. It was , mainly through a preponderance of repub lican votes that this was made possible, as it was simply to hamstring Governor Wilbur ■ 1,. Cross, a democrat, that the disarming process was taken. Of course republicans claimed that the constitution never gave any SR governor tne rignt to appoint common pieas court judges. Still the fact remains that it wasn’t until a democratic executive came in to office that it was decided to invoke con stitutional rights in this respect. As a matter of strict fact there has never been any question of the right of the gover nor to name these judges. That practice dates back to before the beginning of this century. It remained, though, for a demo cratic governor to be shorn of one of the few appointive privileges that were his. The power of our chief executive is slight as it is without depriving him of what he pos sesses. The g. o. p. action was roundly scored by republicans as well as democrats. The republican press of the state was par ticularly outspoken in its criticism. The other amendment would extend from three to five days the time in which the gov ernor is allowed to sign legislation. It may be recalled that the Supreme Court of the state upset some 1,500 statutes dating back over a period of years when it was revealed that they had not been signed within the legal time limit of three days after passage of the bills. In the closing days of a legislative session it is some times impossible for the chief executive to keep pace with legislation that is being hurried through before adjourn ment. It is believed that with a five day lee way there should be no delay in keeping within the law. It required a special session of the Legislature to straighten out the other mass. We don't want any mote of them, so our course of action seems to be well laid out for us on both the amendments. A city that can borrow a half million dot Ian at this time KM be in pretty good dupe. A city that can borrow oac half a million dolan at three per cent moat be in excellent shape. A city that can abow a re port like that one printed in the Democrat on Monday and Tnesday muat hare a mighty fine ateward. A city that hai been able to meet its payroll every tingle week daring the terrible depression that the coun try baa just gone through has something to be proud of. A city that has had a charity department that has been kind, courteous and liberal with the unfortunate people in distress need not hang its head in shame. A city that has had an unemployment system that has been the talk of the country is en titled to some credit. In fact as far as we can learn almost everybody in town is firmly convinced that Mayor Frink Hayes has done a fine job. His critics can juggle figures from now until doomsday but they can’t get away from the fact that Waterbury through Frank Hayes is better off at the present time than almost any other municipality in the East. And what more can any citizen who really has an honest interest in his city ask of any mayor or chief executive? We are living in extraordinary times and any such endeavor as has been exhibited by Mayor Hayes must meet for the most part with the highest ap proval. To find fault at such a time is but the rankling vaporizings of a destructive mind. Enough for those that would pull down and destroy what others have given their utmost to build up. The pertinent thing for the taxpayers of Waterbury to look to now is to see that such an excutive as Mayor Mayes is retained in omce as long as ne cares to render service to the city. Let no taxpayer be hoodwinked by any sanctimon ious promises of reform from those who could look to their own houses first. The days of the money changers in the temple of biblical fame, while not in vogue now, are not a far cry from some of the tactics employed today. Let Mayor Hayes’ critics, as we said, first look to themselves and even if they are above reproach be not the first to cast a stone. Powerless Bureaucracy Public jobs, after all, are not everlasting. Nearly 10,000 government employes in Washington have been fired lately — or in gentler parlance, “let go.” It is not alto gether reason for rejoicing. These men and women deserve sympathy. Many of them have been faithful workers. It is hard to be turned loose on the world during a de pression. On the whole, though, other considera tions outweigh pity. Most of these dis charged officeholders may find places in new branches of public work, as the great govern ment reconstruction program gets under way. Many will get work in private life with the rapid resumption of business activity. The hardship and injustice will be mostly transient. The mere fact, now demonstrated, that it is really possible to separate government employes from the public payroll in consid-' erable numbers, and the bureaucracies are not omnipotent, is reassuring, especially at a time when there have been widespread fears of a new bureaucracy growing up. A Code For Gypsies Freedom forsakes its last stronghold. t Even the gypsies in far-off Rumania have succumbed to the modern-day craze for or ganizing, joining, and regulating. No longer will their caravans wander over the open roads, and their camp fires light the woods at twilight. They are to have an associa tion with a headquarters — permanent— aad with officers, by-laws, and all the ap purtenances of the typical society. Also, they’ll have a newspaper, a university and a library. But worst of all, the black tents are to give way to rest houses, where the gypsies may stay until they can find work. Work, mind you. It’s too bad, phis modernization of the freest people in the world, who alone have seemed to have the secret of doing what they pleased and going where they pleased, with utter disregard of the rest of the world. Mrs Franklin D. Roosevelt should check up on the publicity agent who secured her permission to couple her name with passage of the child labor amendment to the federal constitution. While it is a worthy cause and one with which all women, whether prominent nationally or not, should align themselves, still it it necessary that accuracy be attained. In several state papers similar nmirf rnlnirnp -I in urUi^U D AArn . velt urged adoption of the 20th amendment. Unfortunately the 20th amendment to the constitution has already been adopted. It is the Norris lame duck amendment ending the congressional short sessions and chang ing the date of president inaugurations. If the child labor amendment should be passed in the next month or so it would be the 21st amendment, but if not, then it may become the 22nd, as the 21st now looms as the 18th amendment repealer. It was doubtless an oversight on the part of the publicity writer that the child labor amendment was cited as the coming 20th. It happens in the best of families, but it only goes to prove that be fore you allow your name to be used in con nection with public appeals a casual glance might be of some help. Here's one time where it would have, because either Mrs Roosevelt or the President v/ould surely have noted the error. But how about the To-day’* Selected Poem A FAITHFUL DOG (Robert Underwood Johnson In The New York Times) Here, where sylvan beauty lures. Lies our friend: would he were yours! Of affection pure and fine— Who shall doubt it was divine? Childlike Innocence of eye. Appealing paw and human cry; Gentle, Krateful, free of blame (Mortal, can you say the same?) If such love to man was given. Lavish afterthought of heaven. And to heaven have no recall, * God have pity on us sill v c«ep into their newt cohut? There'i the astounding pah of it. Postmaster General Farley might well deny the rumor that he is sot a candidate for the governorship of New York. The story grew from the fact that Governor Lehman looms right now as a possible suc cessor to Secretary of the Treasury William H. Wood in in the event of his resignation. That would compel the resignation of Gov ernor Lehman, although if he were the Post master General, he could manage several jobs without even thinking twice about them. However, we don’t think that "Jim" Farley will take any heavier load on his shoulders tlpn that he now bears. It most be remembered that he is still New York’s democratic state chairman and the national democratic chairman. And with his offi cial departmental duties he must assume those of patronage dispenser not merely in his own office, but throughout the adminis tration. He’s got enough to occupy his mind for four years without thinking about the New York governorship. If we know him correctly, he'll let the state honors go for a time. Not content with borrowing a million dollars last week the state finds itself obliged to go into the hole for $500,000 more this week. Such is the report from State Treas urer Hope’s office. And he should know. However, this recourse to borrowing isn’t causing much stir, even in political circles. It’s the thing to borrow these days. And the more you borrow the more the officials in Washington seem to like it, because they believe that every cent borrowed will make more business somewhere. Borrowing now is caused by the fact that expenses are far from keeping pace with income. Tbere’s a problem for the special tax investigation commisison. Make the two equalize and the solution is found. Dr Raymond L. Ditmars, curator of the New York Zoological Society, can’t rest until he has found and brought back alive to New York city one of the most deadly and vicious snakes, the bushmaster of the Panama jungles. A previous trip was fruit less. Now he’s off again to wade through more swamps and jungles. In addition Dr Ditmatfs hopes to bring back alive a vampire bat. What strange pets these scientists go in for. People used to want money so they could have leisure. Lately they have got the leisure without money. But that kind isn't much fun. In spite of statements to the contrary, some folks expect the NRA to tackle the weather before it gets through. High tide at Milford Thursday, August 24, 1:40 p. m., daylight time; low tide, 7:32 p. m., daylight time. All vehicles must be lighted not later than 8:09, daylight time, tonight. Personal fiealth Service (By William Brady, M. D.) ' Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not disease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr Brady. Address him, care of the Democrat, sending stamp and addressed 'envelope. VAMOOSE PEDICVIJ The common head louse (Pedlculus capitis) is objectionable only because it Is an unbidden guest and Its presonce is Irritating to the host. Apart from a suspicion that this parasite may act as a carrier of typhus fever—a mere sus picion—wo have little against the louse as a factor of ill health. Mild Itching is the only symptom noted—itching and scratching—in most instances in children.' Sometimes the scratching sets up some Inflammation and sup. puration in patches of scalp. In long neglected cases the lymph nodes at the base of the occi put are swollen, tender and may supporate. Search behind the ears and over the temples for the nits. Tho nits are the eggs of the lice. It Is easy to mistake them for loose dandruff scales. But dandruff scales are readily moved along the hair to which they may be attachced; nits are firmly glued to the hair shaft, usually close to the scalp. The lice themselves are easier to re move, but of course any nits not removed or killed will hatch into lice In a few days. Boar in mind the way lice spread—through contact of heads, as in school children, and through the agency of comb, brush, hat, cap, clothes hook, head rest or upholstered chair back or pillow. First step in treatment Is a thorough soap and water washing of scalp and hair. Of course clipping the hair makes this and all other treatment easier. If there is already some inflammation of the scalp, a mild para siticidal ointment should be applied and kept applied to the scalp for a day or two, such as Sublimed sulphur.30 grains Betananhthol ..an trralns Balsam of Peru .1 dram Petrolatum .■.One ounce To kill the nits the time honored method Is to saturate. the hair with either kerosene or equal parts of kerosene and olive ojl, wrap It In dry bandage or towel or bathing cap, and shampoo 12 to 24 hours later. Of course the patient must avoid going near fire, flame or lighting matches while the hair is soaked with kerosene. If any nits are found after this, a second application of the kerosene for a few hours, and another soap and water shampoo will eradicate them. Another way to remove nits is by drawing strands of hair through a soft cloth saturated each time with kerosene and vinegar or with hot vinegar alone. Body lice, "cooties,” live in clothing, especial ly In the seams. Characteristic are the long scratch marks over the shoulders, upper back or waist, with an eruption of little inflamma tory papules with blood-crusted tips. In long standing cases brown pigmented spots appear. The clothing and underclothing must be ster ilized by boiling or by steam or baking (iron ing is sufficient) to kill the lice. Dusting the clothing lightly with washed sulphur repels lice. It Is not necessary to use the heroic rem edies of war time, when sterilization of cloth ing is possible. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Kerosene Blisters Regarding the use of kerosene for blistering or drawing out inflammation. It has been so used for many years in my mother’s family for sore throat, tied around throat with a flannel over night, and in the morning there would be great bisters and the cold would be entirely gone . . . Mother has a stiff knee—would you recommend trying the kerosene treatment on it? (Miss M. K.) Answer—If the skin is watched and the kero sene removed as soon qs the skin becomes red dened, the counter-irritation does no harm, though blistering for a simple sore throat seems a pretty severe treatment. Personally I’d rather have the sore throat than the blisters, firemen Didn't Make Front Page Please run your cynical eye over the inclosed clipping nnd tell us whether an up-to-date clin ic has steam Utters and plumbers on its staff. (H. T. M.) Answer—The Item tells of the defnlse of the wife of a former local office holder at the So and-So Clinic after efforts of flremen with an inhalator had failed to revive her. It does look as though the customers are getting wise to the clinic racekt Our Daily Washington Letter | Ickes Sure About One Post Office, at Least BY RODNEY DITTCHER The Waterbary Democrat Wash ington Correspondent Washington — A small piece of millenlum arrived when a politi cian here refused a postoffice for his home town. Secretary of the Interior Harold Ickes, boss of the $3,300,000,000 public works program, was look ing over a list of postoffice pro jects brought In by treasury and postal officials. "I don’t know anything about most of these,” he said, "but here’s one I do know about — Winnetka, 111. I happen to come from there. And one of the things that isn't needed right away Is a new post office for Winnetka.” • • • A girl secretary sat in an NRA office. Entered a visitor. "I don’t know where my boss is,” she explained "They transfer red him. But I figure If I wait, here two or three days he will be transferred back.” Any Day Is Moving Day That’s a typical NKA yarn. Al most any day several office forces find themselves being moved Into other offiws. Sometimes the movers come unannounced and Just start taking out furniture, to every body’s consternation. Some new appointees, unable to obtain quick assignment to quar ters, just dig into the nearest empty office and defy the world to move them out. It’s a common experience to find a new partition run through the room. So many NRA folks were pilfer ing chairs and desks from the of fices of others that a special order was sent out, forbidding the prac tice. • • • • rbe Burde of Belief Relief officials were shocked to Und Just how many families were receiveing unemployment relief from public funds. They had estimated 4,000,000 as the depression’s high mark, reached In the peak month of March. - Actually there were nearly 4,750,000 — meaning 19,000,000 persons on public relief. That fig ure hasn't been released, but It’s Indicated by the Emergency Relief Administration’s survey — first of Its kind. , . KnhMemient months showed de cllnes, due to business lmprove By EUGENE LYONS' (United Press Staff Correspondent) Moscow (UP)—How Soviet offi cials play the role of a Harunal Raschid of Arabian Nights fame In order to find out the experiences of the aerage Soviet citizen, who stand In long quenes to obtain the necessities of life, has been re vealed by Moscow newspapers. On the particularly hot day a long quene stood patiently outside a small shop. A man of ordinary appearance, wearing an embroi dered Russian blouse, approached some of the people and asked what they were waiting for. Told that it was soap, he seemed to de cide that soap was, what he'needed for he attached himself to the end of the quene and waited. The "soap” was given to him without any paper or contaner. He demanded some paper, or to be allowed to see the manager of the chop. The attendants shoved him a tiny piece of paper Just large enoug'h to hold the soap. , Following a critical inspection the buyer decided to visit the of fice which directs the whole chain of shops known as the "Mostorg’ stores. Here & secretary said that the director had ceased to have any connection with the organiza tion. The vice director had gone home for the day. In a tone of exasperation the soap buyer cried, “I am Sulimov, president of the Council of People's Commissars of the R. 8. F. 8. R.’ Hearing this the young woman rushed out and returned with the vice driector. The vice dlrectoi said In a frightened voice that the soap was produced by anothei organization. Sulimov asked to be taken there. The vice dlrectoi bowed him Into another office. "Why do you think this soap li so bad?” the new official sale calmly. ‘We sell soap that li much worse. In general, I don' see that It’s any business of your* Comrade. I think you'll have U make the best of It." "It’s too bad," said the modes citizen, "that l, president of thi Council of Commissars, have t< tell you that the soap sold by yo< for all citizens’ la no good.” J ment and seasonal factors: April 4.445.000, May 4,222,000, June 3.745.000. • • • Scooping Madame Secretary Roosevelt jumped the gun on Secretary Perkins's latest, encour aging unemployment figures. Seeking to discuss thenr at his press conference, he asked If they had been given out. ‘Someone said they had, handing him a mimeo gfiraphed sheet. Roosevelt began to give the chief figures from memory and then started to pick others up from the paper. After some confusion, ho admitted he was looking at a table of commodity prices, released the day before. ^ The Labor Department, where Issuance of employment statistics Is a most important monthly rite, went into something of a dither. • • • Buying Just for Fun Mrs Roosevelt and the newspaper gals got talking about New Deal prices and how to make a woman's money go farthest in the store's. They debated the cash and carry system from its economical aspect and agreed that women abused the return privilege. "I know people*” admitted the First Lady, "who buy Just for the fun of buying. They know per fectly woll that they will have to send the stuff back.” • • * K. M. Simpson, mining cnignecr. metallurgist and chromium pro ducer, Is the NBA deputy adminis trator in charge of the steel, oil and coal codes. Each of those codes carries a thousand head aches. "What’s your favorite min eral?” someone asked him In the corridor. "So’s your old man!” yellod S|mpson. How the Greatest Fortune was Built “Mellon’s Millions’’ by Harvey O'Connor, Is sub-titled, “The biog raphy of a fortune." It la really a lot more than that. It is a search ing critique on modern American life, a study of the way we have tried to make democracy and .In dustrialism trot along the road to gether in double harness. Mr O'Connor takes' your Uncle Andy and shows just howhe got where he Is. This wispy, patrl clan-looktng magnate Is shown as theson of a penny-pinching Pitts burg banker, a' man who Was trained from boyhood as a money getter and who never once missed a trick. . . The Mellons, suggests Mr O'Con nor, simply established themselves at Pittsburg ahd levied toll on the amaslng developments of in dustry there. They had an iron In overy fire; 'they were bankers, steel men, coal men, Oil men, alum inum men, promoters, stock sales men, railroad men and public util ity men. They bought labor cheap, says Mr O'Connor, and sold Its pro ducts dear; and to-day the family fortune Is probably the largest In the nation. With Mr Mellon's record as treasury chief Mr O’Connor is caustic. The boom and Its resulting crash stem directly from the Mel lon fiscal policies, he asserts. For a decade the country was run to suit its oligarch of wealth; to day’s troubles, he suggests, are the logical and Inevitable result. This book Is not precisely an at tack on the Mellons. It Is some thing deeper. It Continually raises the question: can a country In which a fortune can bo built up as this one was built up truly be called a tree democracy? A more genuinely valuable book probably will not be published all year. , “Mellon's Millions” Is offered by the John Hay Company at $3. Here, There And Everywhere THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT (Now York Herald-Tribune) “Get yourself a pair of pants, bub!" coarse provincials advised adult males who sported knicker bockers in the- back country ten or a dozen years ago) There were plages in the farthest west, it is said, where eastern gentlemen so garbed were thrown into horse ponds by cowmen in sheepskin pants. The Florida boom may very well have marked the height of the knlckerbocker's career, for the most remote Florida crackers saw them as a kind of uniform (white linen) upon the legions of real estaet men dealing in sand sinks, and ceased to mock. If the knlck erbocker is less seen to-day, it was universal acceptance, not per secution, that wafted it away. Now, we may well as, at the be ginning of another great career, what will be the resistances to shorts What the term of life? When the climax? Official sanc tion was given to them last week on the courts of the Newport Ca sino and at Forest Hills. At New port R. Norris Williams wore white linen ones striped with navy blue; Miss Helen Jacobs, at Forest Hills, white flannel with a blue stripe.. Will the young generation or Hol lywood take these hints and am plify them into a fashion and then a rage, as in the case- of knicker bockers so many years ago? Slacks have been popular in the slack season since knickerbockers. Is there something ominous about selling short now, or do they por tend another bull market such as the last rage for small clothes coincided with? How soon may shorts safely be worn in Wyoming and at Lake Okeechobee, where they persecuted the prophets of knickerbockers? Only time can answer. But those who have felt the free air of heaven on -their knees, which the slack and tl}e plus fuor muffled, are not likely to surrender easily their new granl of liberty. THE SUCCESS OF THE FORES1 CORPS (Hartford Courant) The president’s decision that th< civilian Conservation corps will b< kept at work in ths forest in un diminished numbers through tin coming winter gives evidence tha the experiment has been a succesi throughout the nation. Its snccesi in Connecticut, since the first few weeks of confusion when the boy were new to the forests and t« their rural neighbors, has been un questioned. Only recently Stati Forester Hawes expressed his ex treme satisfaction with the fin spirit of the officers and men am wlthk the work which has been ac compllshed. Many who have seen these erst tion but ordered a reprimand fo the serving of such quality soap t while victims of the depression, brown, healthy and smiling, have felt with the president when he visited a camp In Virginia a short time ago, that the Conservation work has been as much of the youth of the country as of its-for ests. He urges that all the men now In the corps endeavor to get jobs either Immediately or In the autumn, In order that others -may take their places In the woods and get the benefit of the work and life. ’ The return to factories and stores In their home communities will nqt be a sacrifice for the satis faction of making a place for themselves. Being with their fam ilies and friends, and perhaps set tnlg up homes for themselves will more than recompense them for leaving the comradeship and out door work of the forest camps. The inducement to get regular1 jobs will be Increased for ihany when they hear that the northern camps will be moved to the south, where great tracts of soft pine woods have recently been acquired by the governmept. The work Is much needed and will be of na tional benefit. But It will mean that boys who during the summer have had frequent opportunities to see their families and friends will be far beyond feasible weekly Vis iting distance. For those who can not find work, Jiowever, the op portunity to reenlist will be open and for them there will be inter esting changes in work and per haps in locatloii as well as a con tinued opportunity to send to their families about $28 a month and to obtain for thmselvps shelter, food, training, recreation. The erection of wooden bullttlngs at many Con necticut camps Indicates that the corps in this state is likely to stay at work here as long as the wea ther permits, perhaps through the winter and perhaps only until the snow falls. WILLS MAY PROVE DECEPTIVE (Meriden Journal} Wills need watching. In passing on a Waterbury case, Probate Judge Dennis J. Slavin pointed out that under the law if a man mar ries or becomes the father of a child he must change his will to care for such conditions or else the entire instrument will be of no value. In the Waterbury Instance a man made a will In 1028 leaving'a small sum to his daughter, for whom .ho had provided'otherwise, with the residue going \o his mother. He married a second tlmp and died shortly thereafter, thus so changing the complexion of the affairs that the judge had to rule the will out and order distribution as though no testament existed, two-thirds of the estate going to the daughter wfOt the othe __er third going to the widow, and nothing to hie mother. In these parlous times, particu larly, wlll^are liable to . I IN NEW , YORK By PAUL HARRISON' Hew York.—This to not b? WM f suggestion that the Manhattaa elephone directory, or any ®* «*• Oil paras, makes interesting read* ng. But now and then, r»re ss a lash of action In a Henry James Orel, there to ah arreetlngllne. . , And sometimes a confusing itoerepancy between names and 4»5r"!nstance. the Fifth avenue lalleries are not on Fifth avenue 't all, and the Fifth avenue heater to on Broadway. Farthest amoved of aU is the Fifth Ave* iue Exterminating Co., which is n Brooklyn: but second honors to to Madison Square Garden, rhleh to at least a mile and a lalf from Madison Square. . . . (till and all, there must be pres lge in a name, for less than half if ihe 183 establishments named he Broadway Somethlng-or-other ir actually on Broadway. Only J. of tha 89 named for Park ave lue are on that exclusive thor lughfare, and one of the 11 is the ?ark Avenue Live Poultry Mar tet, up1 at the north end where he street tumbles into a push :aft Ghetto. -1 - u. 1. nee On* fin* old name not In the directory any longer Is that of Orbal I. See. Mr See, who is real ly Wood Cowan, the comic artist who draw* “The Newfangles," has moved to Connecticut. Some years ago, though, he went into the phone company's office to apply tor service in his town apartment. “What is your name?" asked a clerk. “What $id you say?” asked the artist. “I said I must have your name," replied the clerk, a little im patiently. "Oh, I See,” drawled Cowan. “And your first name, Mr See?" inquired the clerk, busily scribbling on a card. This so attiused the applicant that he invented a name on the spot. "Orbal,” lip said. And Orbal X. See it was, through four Issues.of the directory. Hi* friends had heard the story, so they had no difficulty remembering his nom d* telephone. • • • * Who’s Exclusive ahd Why In general, the people who have gone exclusive to the point of with drawing their listings from the public directory are not the men of finance and industry and. such, but the Broadway celebrities. Thun, you’d be unable to call Rudy Val lee, A1 Jqjson or Earl Carroll un less 'you knew their private num bers, but you could ring up the homes of William H. Vanderbilt, Charles M. Schwab and J.‘P. Mor San. And on. page 780 there's a emoeratie “Roosevelt, Franklin D —49 E «5— Rhinelander 4-7428.’’ For romance, the volume offers a Man, a Malden, three Kisses, four Neekers, one Hug, two Moonlights and a , Honeymoon . . . . For the poetry in merchan dising: Sam Kats, Ladies Hats . For whimBy: Ye Olde N. Y. Branch of The N. Y. State Asso ciation of Retail Meat Dealers Inc. . . . For mystery, the last list ing in the book: ''Zzyx, The—33 West 44 — MAurryhill 2-451®.” Telephone that number, ask what Th* Zzyx is, and you’ll hear a volrfe say guardedly, "Well, it’s a sort of club. You know—one v of those ah—nice little places that's a sort of—er—a club.” s maker wants to be sure of his wishes being carried out. In a re cent/ Meriden case the income from an 8 per cent stock was left to a person as a sort of guarantee against need. Unfortunately, the stock that was gUt-edged when the will was made no longer pays div idends. I am through with love. play too earelessly with women. I don’t trust them any longer— Claire Windsor, movie actress. The Germans are at heart a most mild and peaceful people. Tho, vast majority of them do not want 'to fight. They want to work, to love, to raise children/ to make a gar den, play games, drink ' beer and wine and. listen to music in the evening. — Edward J. Meeman, Memphis (Tenn) newspaper editor, upon return from Europe. A lady is a woman who always remembers others, and never for gets herself—Charles Dana Gibson, artist. The youth of my generation was denied information and allowed to live in a secretive wprtd. while the children of today are’ told every thing they might wish.to know— Dr WlUiftm J. Mayo, noted surgeon. He must be bronzod. even-tem pered and handsome—Peggy Hop kins Joyce, describing her next hubby. A decision by majority vote nev er means a victory for reason, but for unreason, mediocrity, uncer tainty, weakness and cowardliness. —Adolf Hitler. _ dog leads charmed life. Salt Lake City, Utah (UP)~ “Sklppy,” a fox terrior pup be longing to the Rt Rev Arthur M. Moulton Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of Utah, may in time rival a cat in the proverbial number of llvea First, Sklppy.was poisoned, but quick work by a voterinary saved his life. Next, he was smear ed with acid, but discovery in time again saved him. AUrtMttm 17W'loui«xsi, Kin4 of France, born* lM9?Austrlans ' Venice* IW* Snow falls in , .western New^&rk.|| l«$»Mew snowfall recepttorHbri beanbai^r