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- . .1 i .1 Hrwhh Snlleti 113 YEARS OLD. -h-f-ptH price. 13e wl " artOBtbl $0.00 year. Entered st the Posiorflce at Norwich. Conn., ta sccnd-.ia latter. Telephone Callai Bulletin Business Office. 480 Bulletin Editorial Kooma, IS-I Bulletin Job OfiJce. 5-. Wllliinantle Office Room 2 Murray Bid Telephone 210. Norwich, Saturday, Jan. 23. 1909. ...,.... a ! The Circulation ol j ! The Bulletin; j The Bulletin has the largest cir culation of any paper In Eastern Connecticut, and from three to four timea larger than that of any !n Norwich. It Is delivered to over 3,000 of the 4.06S houses In Nor wich, and read b;- ninety-three per cent of the people. In Windham it la delivered to over 900 houses, in Putnam and Danielson to over 1,100, and in all of thesa places :t is considered the local daily. Eastern Connecticut has forty nine towns, one hundred and slxty flve post office districts and forty one rural free delivery routes. The Bulletin is sold in every town and on all of the R- F. D. routes In Eastern Connecticut. i CIRCULATION ; 1901, average j 1905, average. ; 1906, average. 1907, average. i 1903, average. 4,412 ; 5.920 1 6,559! 7. 1 79 1 7 543! 7,500! January 16. ROOT'S REPLY. The Hon. Elihu Root does not take kindly to inquisitive factions who de mand that a senator should clearly define his position for the benefit of the people. The Rural New Yorker, having chal lenged him upon agricultural interests, he, in the course of his reply, said: "I do not want to go into a kind of civil service examination regarding my fitness for the senate. It would be hard to put a limit on that Bort of process if It were once begun, and if carried very far It would result In what I think would be the wrong way to select a senator. It seems to me that the way to do that is to select a man who is so well known to the peo ple of the state that they can have confidence in his good sense to find out what their interests are and his loyalty to promote them. When men get to answering questions put to them lor the purpose of determining wheth er the people shall favor them for of fice, the temptation Is very strong to make the sort of answers that the people are supposed to want, and I do not think it Is at all certain that the best and most honest men would come out at the top of such an ex amination." Ellhu Root failed to meet the ex pectation of these Inquirers, of course, but he was elected and will stand fclgher In the estimation of all other tlasses. Subserviency does not fit men f large capabilities. Their Integrity nd scholarship and public record ught to be enough to satisfy the peo-le- EVIDENCE OF RACE SUICIDE. No one attempts to deny that the 4ay of large families has gone by, nd it is a fact that families with seven children are not as common law as were families wAth twelve and fifteen two generations ago. A writer for the Atlantic Monthly upon this theme, calls attention o the fact that In the days of Krank lln the average was six children in the American family. This writer for the Atlantic, noting the steady decrease here, Fnys thrvt taking 1900 as Indicative there are :n America only about three-fourths as many children in proportion to hus bands and wives as there were forty years ago. This statement is added: "Were the old rate of the middle nf the century sustained there would be 15,000 more births yearly In the state of Massachusetts than now occur. In the course of a century the propor tion of our entire population consist ing of children under the age of ten, lias fallen from one-third to one quarter. This, for the whole United States, Is equivalent to the loss of about 7.000,000 children." THE RESULT OF THE EARTH ( QUAKE. The great earthquake In Italy has to unsettled affairs In a large region of country that the suffering people must find new homes and means of subsistence elsewhere; and it is es timated that from 150.000 to 200,000 will seek homes in this country dur ing the present year. It is not strange that they turn to the country from which their coun trymen have sent millions to the old country every year for many years; end which has been estimated to have reached about $60,000,000 In a single year of late. The country which could respond so quickly with millions to alleviate distress must indeed be an inviting land. It? view of these statements. It Is mought possible that a million and a half of aliens may seek homes and employment In America during 1909, which, considering the prospects, Is tne greatest menace unskilled labor has been called upon to face for many years. . The recovery from the panic has ibeen steady, but slow, and the build ing of railroads and construction in general is at a low ebb, so that labor does not seem to be ag abundant es the Influx of such an additional population wouliT require. There is a great demand In the country for faithful and efficient workers In the agricultural districts, and many thousands of them could find employment in the agricultural states. Since the country always has been able to take care o Its immigrants It Is not likely that 1909 will mark an exception to its ability to care for ell. Crooks can no longer find refuge In Honduras, for under the latest treaty may bo extradited from there. DEALING WITH THE INEBRIATES Some ohe has said that "the round er is the finished product of the sa loon"; and with more than 200.000 saloons in this country making drunk, ards every day in the year, the refor mation of this unfortunate class has become a great nd abiding prob lem. Dr. Henry Qraham Furday, who is at the head of a New York mission settlement, declares that it is a more difficult Vask to reform a chronic drunkard than it Is to cure a tuber culosa patient in an advanced stage of the disease. To transform a con simptive Into a person of fairly ro bust health strikes Dr. Furday as a simpler achievement than to reclaim a rounder. ' Most of the states are moving for the establishment of immense and expensive reformatories to try to stem the tide of ruin which flows from the licensed saloons, although it is ap parent that the jail is a failure in this respect; and those who have been in the hospital wrk a--er that method is no worker of niraeles. Now it is believed that the farm colony for confirmed inebriates Is the best and most promising recourse for success in treating these cases. The plnii Is to commit confirmed inebri ates to the farm for n indefinite pe riod and to work them steadily in the open air. The best work possible Is believed to be in taking care ol' the boys. It is alleged that the person who has not created the drink habit before he is 2." is not likely to. To protect minors i,nd to keep them from cultivating a thirst for liquor Is the surest way of decreasing the nuin'ier of inebriates, who, a New York Justice declares, are "a greater so.jial menace than the burglars." TRYING TO CAPTURE A NATION AL PARK. Pan Francisco comes into play too often as a disturber of the public peace. For nearly fifteen years the author ities there have been attempting to get possession of the. Hetchy-Hetchy valley in the Yosemite national nark with its lake for a city water supply. The valley is about three and a half miles long and of width varying from one-quarter to three-quarters of a mile. Next to the Yosemite valley, of which it is an almost perfect dupli cation, it is, perhaps, the most beauti ful tract of land ir the people's pos session. There are fourteen other sources from hich Pan Francisco can ob tain a water supply. Secretary Gar field does not contend that this is "the best and most available supply for the city," as he had it in the first copy of his decision. In revising it, he struck out the words "the best and most," inserting in pm writing other words to make it read "a desirable and available supply." In order that fie grant made by Secretary Garfield may not be revo cable at the pleasure of any future secretary of the Interior, a bill has been introduced in-'.o congress by which toe city hop!i to secure the possession of this val'ey forever. Since this would shut out all camp ers and tourists from this magnificent national reserve, a protest has been raised against this disposition being made of such a valuable piece of prop erty. Why should the government convey without cost to pan Francisco public property with water rights valued at $10,000,000? TWO WAYS OF BEING CORRUPT. The tilt between V resident Roose velt and Senator Tillman has led Col lier's Weekly to disclose its investi gations of the South Carolina state dispensary, a great moral institution for which Tillman stood as sponsor, and through which Tillman was bene fited politically, and the whisky firms and their allies in live years robbed the state of three millions. Collier's Weekly says: "There is no evidence that Tillman profited in money by this wholesale corruption; his profit was political. The dispensary graft held all the small and corrupt politicans true as steel. There is evidence, however, beyond mere probability, to indicate that Till man knew what was going on. Long before the original commission began its work on the great moral institu tion. Tillman appointed an acquaint ance named Font to the state constab ulary, which existed to protect and police the dispensary. As Font rose in the service lie learned the inside workings of the dispensary system, and he wrote Tillman a letter charg ing most of the corrupt practises which have since been proved. Till man handed that letter over to his nephew, James H. Tillman, the man who shot N. G. Gonzales, and James Tillman pigeonholed it; After the com mission of 1903 had proved how rotten the dispensary was, and at a time t hen no politician was so hardy as to defend it, James Tillman, with some parade of virtue, turned over that let ter to the commission. There are two ways of being corrupt in politics. One is to take the money yourself; the other is to shut your eyes and 'let the boys have their bit.' " EDITORIAL NOTES. If the truth is tokl about Fall River that is a place where prohibition ac tually prohibits. Iowa has glorified work by naming a town af'er it. Iowa may find that Work has its loafers. If congress 'will get right down to work it will no longer feel the smart of the Rooseveltian thrusts. According to Horace Fletcher, only sweetness waits upon digestion; bil ious words are a check to it Edgar Allan Poe does not care now whether some writers think that he belongs to the literary set or not. Massachusetts is having a season of good sleighing and the sleighbells are a-Jingiing in all parts of the state. Happy thought for today: Those who find pleasure In the misfortunes of others are miserable themselves. President Roosevelt has added 600, 000 acres more to the Humboldt na tional forest preserve in northern Ne vada. The girl whose father's check is good for a million does not have to bank on beauty methods to get a beau. The Mexican is regarded as the missing link. He can dine with a black man or with a white one with equal grace. A Philadelphia defendant in a breach of promise suit was charged with having eaten hundreds of sup- ! THE tViAN WHO IAIKS j That is a very old question of yours, Jane: Where do I suppose Heaven is? That inquiry was made and an swered 2,000 years ago by One who said: "The kingdom of God is within you"; but His hearers did not under stand, and most of the world has been asking this question ever since. One who writes better than I can says: "Heaven is here and now; Heaven is a state, not a place. Heaven is in getting there, not in being there. When sou see children building a sand cas tle on the beach, you realize that. The Joy of digging and piling up the wet sand into shape and form, is where the joy conies. When the walls are built and the moats are made and the towers are up. and the whole thing is linished, the joy ceases. All you have to do then is to wait for the tide to come up and wash it away. Heaven is in doing things. Earth is Heaven when love is in the heart. When peo ple are only going to find Heaven aft er they nre dead, they have missed the 'bus!" The Joy of doing is Heav en, for from it only can come the joy of being. Do not expect to find Heaven upon a map it cannot be charted. Once in a great while we have in winter a reign of Crystal, and then we witness a sight which excels in its glittering beauty the variegated hues of autumnal foliage. When the trees and the shrubs are arrayfd in jewels and the whole landscape is a-glitter with the shimmering colors of the rainbow when from the trees and the shrubs flash the most beautiful greens and reds under the sun's magic touch, then it is we realize that the Jewels in the crown of no earthly king com pare for brilliancy, for limpid splendor, with these evanescent creations of God. The Crystal King divides hon ors with no one when it coines to clothing in pellucid beauty the com monest objects and imparting to them the radiating quality of emeralds, car buncles and diamonds. It is from such scenes as these that the mind of man 1ms been able to imagine scenes in fairyland to dream of the delights of Heaven. We men expect our mate to take .Ht.h iii tlnrn tn KO.V0 nine." while we decline to sift the ashes or to cut out the beer In the interest of economy. Now a one-sided economy can never be ship-shape can never work well anywhere. Some of us men who expect the women to mend their v. ays mend our own ways just as we mend the fences not wlien we can do it with a hammer and a nail, but when it is necessary to send for, a carpen ter. Thrift is only the outcome of honest co-operation. The family upon which the domestic harness sets com fortably and which keeps up an even pull for better conditions is the one that gets on. Turning odds and ends to an account is not solely a woman's work brethren although many dul lards' think it is. Hard-luck stories are always heard in the family where the pull is not even that family is an incubator for hard luck. Get consist ent and then insistent and you will get on better. A great many reformers would have all men made after one model. If the Almighty had wanted that kind of a race He could have created it. There is nothing that would be more dis creditable to mankind than a dead level. Man is warranted In abhorring sueh a condition. Just ns nature is in abhorring a vacuum. The man with out talents or any marked ambition is likely to find obscurity in the mass. It is our peculiarities and distinctive abilities which individualize us. It Is the dutv of every man to be true to hinself and to be loyal to his own con victions. He builds up his own l-am-ness by consciousness of his own abil Itv by faith in his own power. It is differentiation that makes man Inter esting. There are few duplicates in nature. The average man is spoken of bv statisticians, but the average man is hard to find, and when rouna is not worth discovery. The man of character and purpose his own char acter and purpose is what the world needs. When we see the well dressed chil dren of today on their w5y to school we wonder what has become of the boys who used to wear suits whittled out of the clothes father used to wear. There was a time, after the civil war, when those old green-gray colored overcoats dad wore on the Potomac were made over and worn with pride by at least two or three boys In the family. The old clothes men got mightv few bargains In those good old days when the least worn part of dad's trousers used to be mado Into vests and Jackets, and when one pair of boots were expected to fit half the familv. Those growing boys were hap py lads, if they did not look so slick as the bovs do now. and some of them have made great men. The boy who gets into a family with a line of boys ahead has a poor show even now for new clothes, but he has got a living chance with all the rest of them, and It is not so uncommon that he that was last gets to be first. If man is the only creature that laughs, why do we talk of the laughing hvena find the laughing loon, or the horse laugh? The laugh represents surging emotions, perhaps, but I have often asked myself if there is any thing so distinctive to man's haw-haw, whv the ass was set ever against him with his he-haw! I never could an swer this self imposed inquiry. There are manv kinds of laughter, and per sons who lose control of their emo tions sometimes laugh when they should cry. A ringing laugh of joy beats an ordinary laugh of amusement to death. A laugh is sometimes con taglous and will spread faster than the measles can: hut it is of short dura tion. and In the concrete it is simply representative of a merry soul. It Is a eeniai influence, but it is epnemerai it lacks stayinf,' qualities. There never yet was a man who es sayed to kill time who was not in peril. Killing time is a fool's occu pation. As a plain matter of fact, time kills all who attempt to trifle with it time outlasts us all. Time not only makes the head hoary, but it makes places vacant and even makes ages ancient. Every person whoever ven tured to kill time has not only been a failure in that, but in everything else he has undertaken. Halley s com- pers at the expense of the fair plain tiff, but he got off for $500. A negro 104 years of age registered as a voter in Philadelphia the other day. He has not lost his Interest in public affairs. The cow in most popular demand just now in Atlanta is the one that gives near-beer. Straight milk is not in much demand. The pledge of a purse of $75,000 has put Jeffries in a talking mood, and it is certainly an incitement for him to re-enter the rinsr. An Italian historian has just told the Chicagoans that Cleopatra had a visage like a rolled mother-in-law. How does he know? We are now told that catching a cold is catching a germ from the un- ventilated rooms we occupy. More than likely this Is so. Taft, In his talk to the girls, did not tell them matrimony was their only resort. He said they could be suc cessful without marrying. TKE EILLETIN'S DAILY STCRY r ON HEREDITY. "Whafs your opinion of this heredi ty?" asked the bill clerk suddenly of the cashier, "Is there anything to it or is it a fake? I see there's quite a bunch of the high-brows fall for it." "I am of the opinion that there Is much to sustain the theory, my young friend," said the cashier. "There is little doubt that, the good and evil qualities of the human race are trans mitted from generation to-generation. It Is true that environment has its ef fect also. I have noticed a marked amelioration of certain regrettable tendencies of yours since you have been in daily association with me, for instance, 'but we are largely what our ancestors make us. Now, my great grandfather, my grandfather and my father were all men of remarkable beauty physically and their mental powers were far above the average. Of myself I say nothing. Modesty was also a marked characteristic of my father, my grandfather and my great grandfather." "I know they say it skips a genera tion every once in a while," said the bill clerk. "That may account for it." "Why this sudden Interest in a sub ject entirely unconnected with the of fice routine, Johnny?" asked the cash ier. "Are you beginning to notice any of your own little idiosyncrasies? I don't want to pry into your family history, but you understand, of course, that riur proclivities are not necessari ly afforded the same opportunities for development in successive descents, if you have an ancestor who suffered the extreme penalty of the law for sheep stealing it doesn t follow tnat you win be hanged for a like offense. You may have a penchant for petit larceny and yet circumstances may render petit larceny unnecessary in your case. Cheer up, my dear boy." "It's hard to be cheerful when you pet to shooting off your mouth," said the bill clerk. "I'm not worrying about myself, though. What I was wonder ing was whether a fellow took after the male or the female side of tne house." "It depsnds on whether a fellow is a girl or a boy." said the cashier. "If he's a boy he'll have whiskers Just like et which is making 500 miles a min ute, can't beat time. Time has more than four dimensions, and there Is no evidence that it has an end. 1 here was a time when the sea boiled like a cauldron ana tne eartn was reunot, and the atmosphere was not. Time is cr.ly relative, perhaps, but no civil engineer has been able to measure it it laps over everything but eternity. William, what ever made you think I had anything against ancestors? Do you know that I had to have them that I couldn't help myself. I have traced the line back to the dark age of my family, and I do not remember discovering that one had been In jail, though as human beings run. several of them may have deserved to be. 1 haven't anything against ancestors, and I would as soon you had 10.000 to my one, as not. I do not care how proud vou feel of them: and 1 nope you are striving to make a record that will make you an honorable rep resentative, of them; but some people have a habit of rattling ancestral bones to attract attention to them selves, or to secure positions in life they are not capable of honoring. I have no respect for these rattlers of ancestral bones, William, and I am willing all the world should know it. A good prayer Is that we may be blind to the faults of others and be wide awake to our own weaknesses. Then instead of thinking what a bad neighbor we have we may find our selves wondering if he really has a good neighbor. Did you ever think how rarely we hear anyone speak of the faultlessness of others? It has been said that "When a woman' boasts of a perfectly faultless husband it is always safe to ask gently, 'How long has he been dead?" By this sie-n it would seem as If all the faultless hus bands, like the good Indians, are the dead ones. A man will look at a wo man and say that "chalk and rouge give a pretty glow to a plain face"; and then a woman will glance at a man and remark that "a little con ceit covers a multitude of masculine imperfections.'1 We have no trouble in looking out we lack the art of looking in. If we only could see our selves we should see that we are not so different from others. I SUNDAY N!N5 THK FIVE GOOD BOOKS. Since the first of last September hundreds of books have come from the presses. What becomes of them all? Will anybody be reading any of them a hundred years hence? What proportion can be classified as real literature? Such questions as these are for the critic and the professor to answer, but a parson may venture to select a few from the great abundance and tell how they have refreshed and strengthened his spirit. And when he speaks of good books please do not expect a catalogue of "goody goody" volumes, but "good" in the sene of virile, pulsing with life, charged with ozone and tonic. I begin where nearly every man be gins who reads books today in the realm of fiction, and 1 selected two of the great outstnding novels of the year, one by an American woman and the other by an English woman, both of whom, in my judgment, Iiave w peers and no superiors in point of ability to write powerful stories of ab sorbing interest. Both of these works are alike In being essentially painful and in having as their chief motif the portrayal of the Influence of woman's passionate love and devotion poured forth without stint upon a man 1YOUR M i .-,-" it- i-""- IT" aw- - " mm -r-tr' in i - smirch ... -v .v i i..' rT- Ell v ,V,V5r i fc J U I . .mt W.VYL ti F0R SALEVBV MM KiEIH MWMBg'WTIimtt'ih .J his father if he gets to be a man and doesn't use a razor. If she's a girl the probability is strong that by the time she's 20 she'll be taking a certain in terest in dress and dry goods adver tisements in the papers." "Huni-m," said the bill clerk, thoughtfully. "Well, I don't know what to think." "Bend the energies of your massive Intellect to the invoice file," suggested the cashier. "That's something you can manage without any great strain. When in doubt try to do something to earn your salary." "Do you think we change as we grow older?" persisted the bill clerk. "I'd hate to discourage you by say ing that I didn't," replied the cashier. "Why, yes, Johnny, we certainly change. You'll have considerably more sense ten years from now. In all prob ability. Wisdom increases with girth and follies fall from us with the hair on the tops of our heads; our tempers sweeten and our hearts soften. Age is a great improver, my son." "I don't know," said the bill clerk, dubiously. "I've never seen a man that I thought was Improved by aee. They get crankier and gabbler, that's all. As for girls women " "I'll tell you about that," said the cashier. "I expect she'll turn out to ne a great deal like her mother. She'll have the same doutole chin and a sim ilar false front and artificial teeth. Phe'll babble about uninteresting things in the same way. without tne least doubt. You take the old man aside some evening when you're up there and ask him if the young woman doesn't remind him a great deal of her he'll saO th. .1.1 rdoeV He' won't realize that he's knocking when he jj savs so. eitner. mars tne oniy com fort I can hold out to you, Johnny. You can't gee" around heredity and you can't keep" Arabella in a cool plare sealed up In a glass Jar. She's bound to chanye: but it will come so grad ually that you'll never notice it. so go right ahead." "You're about the 'biggest chump I ever saw." said the bill clerk, disgust edly. Chicago News. leagues below her in the moral scale. In "Lewis Rand" Miss Johnson lias depicted a Virginian of a century ago of great native and acquired ability, the fatal ilaw in whose character was a consuming ar,:bltion. In "Diana Mallory" Mrs. Humphrey Ward has treated one of the loveliest women in English latter-dnv fiction, drawn ir- resitihlv tn a man of nohlo hirth hilt ! ,.i,i ....;nn;,.,,a tri-if t vti, ... i,i nn t,-, co.liwa summoned to attend Czar Alexan t . .'.-i -k.i .v, nart of a cure and unselfish woman, nonnltifl wilh the inevitable workine of conscience, may at last lift up and : to some extent redeem the character of the man on whom that love Is lav ished. So I rise from the reading of these stories with a new reverence for womanhood and a r.ew grasp of the great truth that suffering is the one force that sweetens a human life and save it from baseness and decay A totally different kind of story is William J Dawson's "Soldier of the Future." and yet his dream of what a Christian minister mig'ht accomplish if he were only brave enough to pro claim the teachings of his Master un flinchingly and apply them to all so cial and industrial relations, -may well induce serious heart-searchings. both on the part of men who stand in pul pits today and of those who sit in pews. Dr. Dawson Is an extremist. The church may never go as far as he would like to see It. but it is already moving in that direction. And yet a little book one-tenth the size of "A Soldier of Fortune" con tains the spiritual dynamite on which we must rely to produce in time all desirable social changes. In "A Man's Faith" Dr. Wilfred T. Grenfell. who for nearly twenty years has done a heroic work as medi.al missionary "n and off the coasts of Labrador, tells jut what he believes and why, and he tells it so simnly, so modestly and yet with such directness and force that the book justifies its title. A virile, robust faith it Is that took him from a charming Enrlish home and all the professional opportunities that were opening to an Oxford graduate, to the wilds of 1,-abrador. It is a faith strip ped of all theological accretions and ecclesiastical adornment, but it is an intensely personal faith in God and Christ, one that makes little of pro fession and much of practice, one that Is shy of pious talk but very much in evidence when there Is a hard surgical job to be done or a hit of every day k1ndne3 to be extended. It Is easy to pass from such a hook to the profitaMe use of President W. 1 : The most highly refined and healthful of baking powders. Its constant use in almost every American household, its sales all over the world, attest its wonderful popularity and usefulness. - ' i .'. . .. GROCER D. Hyde's "Abba, Father, ' a series oi brief meditations of prayers strong, sane, deep going, taking into consid eration a wide variety of human need and desire. One who reada a page or two from this little book before going into the temptations and scruggles of the day will be equipped to fight the good fight. Five interesting books only a frac tion of the good and helpful volumes that have lately been issued, but in such books as these and many more that might be linked with them, are help and quickening for all who will read- THE PARSON. PERSONS TALKED ABOUT. Dennis Sullivan, who for many vears made shoes for the governors of iTnode Island, died recently in Providence, aged 85 years. A Methodist pre: her. Dr. E. W. Al derson of Terrell, Uexas. took the prize on golden Wyandotte chickenh at a re cent poultry stiow. Madame Emma Calve, prima donna, has been under the care of a throat specialist in Savannah for four days, although her condition is not at all alarming. j Tor.h Schmidt. 64. is a pupil at one of the public schools at Fairview, Wash lie is one of the Washington pioneers and Is just learning how to read. John D. Rockefeller and party, num bering 14 persons, have arrived at Au gusta Ga., for a tay of several weeks. The party includes Mrs. . 1 Spellman and Miss McCormick. Xj. R. Wilfley, former Judge of the United States court at Shanghai, Chi I,!, .irrived at San Francisco from the Orient on the liner Manchuria en route to New York, having resigned his osition voluntarily. sir .Tames Crichton-Browne. the i famous English physician, is not in fav or of teaching children to use their left hands equally with their right. Some time ago, in ihe course of a lecture, he made some strong remarks against am bidexterity. Dr. Sven Iledin says that the great est result of hia recent journely to Thi bet was the discovery of a mountain chain 2,nOD miles long, running east ami west, which is the most massive range in the world. Its passes average 3 0 0 feet higher than those of the Him alayas, but none of its peaks is as tall as Everest. Dr. Znharin, who has Just died In Moscow and left a fortune of over $1,000,000, was one of the most famous as he was aI.--o tne most eccentric 01 nhvsirians In Russia. Even when ne der III. in his last illness Dr. Zaharin required the same preparation for his Visit to th palace as to any one of his patients' homes. That is to say, all do"-s had to be keot out of the way. all j clocks stopped and every door thrown iwiilo open. Following a process of I gradual undressing, he left his furs in the hall, his overcoat in the next room, his galoshes in the third, and. continu ing, arrived at the bedside in ordinary indoor costume. Ancient Oratory Recipe. A politician, at the end of a speech, was congratulated upon its oratory. "What is your recipe for good ora tory?" a reporter asked. T am afraid oratory comes natural," was the reply. "There is. though, one recipe for it. old Job Walmby's, but it Is hardly satisfactory. "Tha wants to be a public speyker. dos tha, lad?" Job, in his Yorkshire dialect, would say; 'an' that thenks Aw'm the chep to put tha up to a wrinkle abou it? Tha's right, I am'm. Now. hark, tha! When tha rises to meek thy speych. hit taable and open thy mowth. If now: comes, tak' a sup o' water an' hit taablo again. Then onpen thy mowth wider tl an afobr. Then, If nowt comes, tak' thysen off, an' leave public speykin' to such as me.' " Tit-Bits. As to the Port of Charleston. Charleston Is extting'over n prom ise by Mr. Taft to cast the lead line himself, when the cruiser North Caro lina hears him out of the harbor on the start for Panama, "which means," savs the News and Courier, "that here after there will be no question, cer tainly in offI"ial circles, as to the ad vantages of the port of Charleston." Is there, then, some question about it? Waterbury American. A Narrow Escape. Those burg'ars who tried to rob Tom Dawson took long chances. If Mr. Lawson had caught them he mlrht have sold them Pay State Gas or Yu kon. N. Y. World. i - m, 1 I. .... a 11 . . ... " .li 'alTV--. " ... fit' V" ..- " r .v. if . ' . l: .....'.! '. . . j.- .- " ii cWi'iM iiiry.iiiiiiTTn mil ii .MaiinminMiiWi! m Roderick Theatre SILVA & BROWNELL, Lessees, HIGH CLASS MOVING PICTURES AND ILLUSTRATED SONGS. The programme for Thursday, Fri day and Saturday will be "Bridal Couple Dodging the Camera," Spirit ualistic Seance," "Magic Vapor," "The Coward." Mr. O'Nell will sing the fantastic In dian ballard "Rainbow." Continuous performance from 2 to 6 and 7 to 10 p. m. ADMISSION 5 CENTS. 327 Main Street, opp. Post Office. Jan21d f BUY A BOTTLE OF Golden Wedding Whiskey TB0S. D. WILSON. dec29d 78 Franklta THERR is no advertising mf Hum In Eastern Connecticut eciiial to The Bul letin for business result. Sam & Lee Shubert (Inc.) present IPWIH y'THtJtCXSON AMUSEMENT CO. MANtCtBS, " V TBE BLUE MOUSE," A farcial comedy In three acts from the frman by Clyde Fitch, with an excellent cast of 30, Including EI9A RYAN. Robert Demster, Albert Grau, Sam Reed, Ralph Morgan, Marie Gerard and Uly Hall. PRICES Evening. 25c ta $1. 50. Katlnae, 25c to $1. Seats on sale at the Box Office, Wauregan House and Risket, Pitcher & Co.'s, on Thursday, January list, at o'clock. Cars to all points after the performance. SI-lEEiDY'S "t7.g Sap, 25 VMfflrVillf A Dlt-L OF QUALITY IHUULIILLL THE APOLLO BROTHERS, and European Athletes and Weight Lifters. MfllIMP "'"he Greatest Act ever seen in the city, siullilU ARMSTRONG AND ASHTON. "The Boy and the Girll" nmTiirri page and montmorency, " rll II Hr The Neatsst and Most Commendable IIOIUliLJ Musical Act Before the Public ADMISS.ON I flp Ladle. -nd Chiidren rMCTANOBD No Higher Ub Afternoons 5o AND THVRSDAT. $15.00 buys a 17 Jewel Hamilton movement in a 20-year gold filled case. buys a Waltham movement in a 20-year gold filled case. Franklin Sqnarc. dec30d STERILIZED 5c a bo!(Ie $1.50 a dozen DUNN'S PHARMACY, 50 Main Street. jan6d DO it new Is the beat thing any property owner can do. Don't wait until cold, bad weather comes before making neces sary fail repairs. If you have new work begin' today by getting our fig ures. STETSON & YOUNG. aug31d Central Wharf. A. A. BARBER, Machinist 25 Chestnut St. WM..F. BAILEY (Successor to A. T. Gardner) Hack, JUivery nncl Boarding Stable 12-14 Bath Street. HORSE CLIPPING A SPECIALTY. Telephone S83. epr25d DROP IN AND HEAR THE Bciiy Waltzes flayed by the composer ROT C. PHILLIPS YERRINGTON'S. 49 Main Street dec! Id, ' $10.00 IMS E My and a m WEEK OF JANUARY 25th Ira W. Jackson Presents CLARA TUf. nlERi and a Superb Orrnny In Kepertotre. Mon. Mat The Artist's Model. Mon. five A Modern Jjirty Gotllva. Tues. Mat A Modern Lady Uodiva. Tuck, live Whv Men Tempt Women. Wed Mat The GUI the Man and the I 'evil. . . Wert. Eve The Halns-Annis Trsgerty. Thurs. Mat The Hulns-Annls Imgedy. Thurs. Kve Iiivorconx. " Frl. Mat A Utile Child Shall Lead Frl. Eve "a Girl's Pent Friend. Sat. Mat June and Hr Teddy Bears. Sat Kve The Days of '61. Priees 10c. 20c. 30c. Matinees 10 ,TMon'ilav evening. ladles' night. 0 seats at 15o if reserved before P; m. Seats on sale st the Rot Of regun House and Blsket, pitcher Co 's on Saturday. Jan. 23, at 9 o clock. Cars to all points after the pertorm ances. Saturday Matinee and Nigh!, Jan. 23 here for the first time out of New York Janld CADILLAC HALL 82 Market St., opp. Sheedy's Theatre. DACIG PARTIES Every Wednesday and Saturday Evening. New class now opened for pupils. Ar rangements made by phone 422-3, or J. J. KENNEDY, 117 Main St. Private Lessons any Hour. JanlSd Instruction for Violin, Cello, Mandolin EUGENE WALLNER Director of the Academy Musicnl flub. Prepare pupils for uiJmis.slon. 274 Washington Street. janl6STuS JAAES F. DREW Piano Tuning ani Hspairia Best Work Only. 'Phone 422-3. 13 Perkins Ave. epUSJ Caller's School For Danclnj. T. A. AND B. HALL. 62 Broadway, Norwich, Conn. Dancing every Friday and Saturday evenin-is. Baker's orchestra Private lessons In Waltz. Two-step, Etc. at any hour. Classes now open. Telephone 471-5. oct20d EXPERT TUNING saves and improves the piano. All work guaranteed. A. W. J VIIVIS. No, IT. Clalrrmont At, Norwich. Conn, dradnate Mlrn llryant Xcliool fit Piaao Tuninir. Ilaltlc ('rwk, Mich. Prop a postal and I'D en 11. declSd 'Phone 518-. F. C. GEER TUNER 122 Prospeot St, Tel. 889-5. Norwioh. Ct . He-; N 0 mistake will be made In selecting THIS school as the one to attend. Business (dllege HABrubech.Pn. wlortfot. Conn Catalogue for t!ie asking. Cut Prices on Parlor Stoves and Ranges. The balance of the stock will be sold at reduoed prices. Buy now and save money. PARLOR STOVES 123.00 Stoves reduced to $19.00 f ia.no Stoves reduced to $14.00 $17.00 Stoves reduced to $13.50 114.50 Stovea reduced to $11.00 $12.00 Stoves reduced to S 9.00 $ S.75 Sitoves reduced to $ 6.75 WOOD HEATERS $5.50 Heaters reduced to $3.60 $4.00 Heaters reduced to $2.75 $3.50 Heaters reduced to $2.50 $2.75 Heaters reduced to $1.75 M. HOURIGAN, 62 C6 Main Street. Telephone 123-4. JanlJd WHEJI you want to put your busi nexn before the public, there is no me dium better than tiiro-'eh tne advertis ing coluiBoa oi 2T ttuUciln.