Newspaper Page Text
DAILY rXIOX SERIES— Y»_U i.wi. \«. <i;n > DAILY Ill'.ttH'.lt SEBIIM-IOL.AXV.-XO. 4715. ) SHE DAILY RECORD-UNION. - ' -■ " l ' — : — » ■■■■■ ; '■■■'■ fcs»ri at tie tm: Oflice at Sitiiicento at tccur.d class mattet PUBLISHED BY THI Sacramento Publishing Company. gIT-H. B. MILL*. Cnrnl Manager. r« olleatlon Office, Third at., he I J ..a M. TOT DAILY KECOKD-CXIOX bpnblkbed ererjdajot __itwH<k.Bu<h)i excepted. For oue year ,. . ....$lO 00 ?ot_L_ months. , 5 00 Fur three months 3 00 Tea oo^tea ace year, to one sildrai BO 00 Sahecriben .erred h» Curia* at Twknty-Fi vi Cm., per week. In .11 Interior dti-aa and town, the Piper can be had of the prtndxal Periodical Dealers. Newsmen and Agent*. Advertising Kates In Dally Beeord-I'nlon. One Square, 1 time *1 00 Bue.V)r:_.re. 2 times. 1 79 rr« B^tisre, 3 times. 8 50 -.bob additional tinia. M lWeek. J Weeks. I Month ■air Square. 1«: pcs »-' 50 $3 50 ISO) H__l_T H.;uare. 8.1 race lit 6 00 8 00 Half ii.i-.v<; 3.1 vn-t. J 00 « 90 SOO Raits ...-■ pat. 100 800 400 One H-inare, Ist pace. 3 90 £ 00 TOO Om Square. 8.1 page 8 00 7 00 10 00 f.r„-5,i,r... 3l|-*.. 4 00 (00 is 08 On->: . r.ir-, 111. pa«e 3 00 4 00 800 Htar -V .tit. to follow reading matter, twenty-fire •r-.ru a Hue for each insertion. Advertisements of -filiations Wanted. Honse.toLet, Society Meetings, etc.. of Fivz I.INU OE Lksh, will be Inserted in the Daily K_eo.iri.-I.> ion follow. : Onetime 2?, centa Three times ..,,. 90 oents One week 79 cents (<«i words to oosstitute a Una. THE WEEKLY I MO* [Pabliihed In seml-weeklr rirtsl Is Issoed on Wednesday and Rstnrday of each week, •omp--iTtnic Eight Paces in each Issue, or Hirtrt-n Pa^-ea each we k. and to Uie cheapest and Dost dcsinblfi Home, News and literary Journal published on the Paoirtjoraat. Terms. One Year. $2 SO fteml-Wetkly lulon Advertising Kates. Halt Square. ltfuM ...tl 00 Each mUitioßftl Brj* 50 One S.HI-..-.. 1 ."--. ... , , _ .8 00 ! ___________ ._-_-__-.l__. <"altHrS»...: ;.-;-. 100 ' ..in ii i ___» in.. ■!■■■ ... . _-__r^__M» <--_MMBHH_M a. i-urwii-iD:-.::. c. a. rA«so.«n. Cadwalader & Parsons, K.HA-C xtsrr.-A.rr-B INSURANCE AGENTS, COBXEB Tlllltlt AND J street*. DWELLING HOUSE F On SALE— THE HANDSOME THREE- V*S%. C «tory FRAME DWELLING, No. TiaWHl II street, containing 14 large rooms, con-jKSJJb venier.tly arranged, with all modern improvements attached. Tliis building was erected but a few year? since, under the careful supervision of one of our best Architi* ts; is in a perfect stale of repair and preservation, and will be solj with the desirable I. •'. upon which it stands, fronting I- feet on ft street, at a low j.ri'i- fat particular* and c iris of admission, apply at office. ' • . ■ AGENTS XT lif x o _DfI- "INSURANCE COMPANY, SAN FRANCISCO. «re anil Marine. CAPITAL, fully paid *;M,M 0 tr LoMea promptly adjusted and paid ln gold coin CADWALADER & PARSONS, Oeneral Agents Saeramcnto Division, No. 01 J street. EDW. CADWALADER.-) !• OFrtCE, CORNER TUIRD AND J STREETS : residence, corner Tenth aid N streets, Sacra- mento, Cal. Notary Public. United States Commissioner. Commissioner of iteeds for the Slates and Ton i- t >r_.w, and Conveyancer. Particular attention paid to taking depositions. Deeds, Mortgages, Wills, Leases, Contracts, etc, drawn and acknowledged. • ml lptf TO LET OB FOB SALE. Adverti-KRaents of five lines in this department are Inserted for 35 cent* for one time; three times for 50 sects cr 75 oeuts per week. TO LET— FURNISHED FRONT ROOM, WITH bay window, facing the Plaza, on a line with street cars, two blocks from Capitol ; references re- quired. Apply at 82 1 Tenth street. mietf FOR SALE— A MOWER AND REAPER AND " a Taylor rake. Inquire of J. McMORRY, cor- ner of Third and M streets. mill tf THREE GOOD FARMS WILL BE SOLDjMa J_ cheap, and no reasonable offer will be VOW refused. Apply for description to OARLr"^- STKOBEL, 321 J street. m!5-6t* IjlOR RENT — LARGE, AIRY, WELL-FUR " - n'shed rooms ; stationary wasb_.tands, and gas, cheap; pi. is and «10 per month, in the well known Howard House, X street, between Front and Second." Apply to MRS. JAMES LANSING, Internationa HoteL mls-6t* Q/» /\i\fk WILL BUY 235 ACRES OF HOP ''OtUVV Land, as good as can be found in this state. For particulars apply to CARL STRO- BEL. 321 J street. ml3-6__ 1713R RENT-IN AMADOR CITY, A FIRE-.***). ' proof Brick Store room, with Shelving svj*j anil Counters ; hard finished. Inquire of G .fltslL W. ELING, Amador City, Amador county, Cal. _ mIH-6t FOR SALE— TWO HEADERS, RUN ONE SEA- I ■ son ; six header wagon beds. Inquire of J. H. FINLAY, Brighton, or J. U. CARKOLL, 1016 Sec- ond etreet, Sacramento. mll-tf TO RENT OR FOR SALE— A PETALUMA HAY Press, in good running order. Truck and Scale with the Press. Inquire at this office. mlO 2** rpo RENT-TWO-STORY FRAME DWELL .£_s. .1. lag : ft rooms ; gas and bath ; stable for Kill twa horses ; carriage house, etc. Rent $115 -SeslL Corner Sixteenth and M. Inquire of W. P. COLE- MAN, 325 J street. ni4lm ITIOR SALE— GROCERY BUSINESS OF " M. J. KING, southwest corner Second and L B' reets. Will be sold cheap, as the owner wishes to retire, on account of ill health. Inquire on the premises. - i ago lin TEXAS LANDS FOR SALE- WE HAVE FOR sale over 300,000 acres of selected Texas lands, for farming and ranch purposes. Prices from $1 to 82 50 per acre. HOLT & WiSE, Surveyors and Gen- eral Lund Agents, Abilene, Taylt-r county, Texas. References ; Colonel Caleb Dorsey, Hon. C. P. Ber- ry, M. C, and Christy A Wise, San Francisco. ' ' a2B-4p3m» JiIJR SALE— A COTTAGE HOUSE WITH _«S=v ' lot, southwest corner Twenty and Js»;t streets; cot'ago in fine condition ; let, _Qx££__l_ 100 Will be sold cheap and on easy terms. Apply on the premises. a'ir.-tf ' FOR BALE-A BARGAIN- A HAND-i-N^ some, gentle family Mare and ele- i^-oV"* gant side-oar adjustable canopy-tup C__Z2___, gy, with Harness complete ; also, fine side-bar open Baggy. Inquire at 1212 Tenth street., a 22 if F-tVaitt FOB SA_LE. FOR SALE-160 ACRES OF EXCELLENT [^t " farming and garden land, situated iv *?Sf Placer county, four miles southeast of New-"*— caslle. There are on the place a c mmodious, hard- finished house, a fruit-house, a well of excellent water, plenty of timber, ft acres of orchard, 3 acres of vineyard, all varieties of berries, etc. Title per- fect. For particulars inquire of BERRY MITCHELL, Newcastle. m6-lm* | FOR BALE, BEAL ESTATE OF THE LATE R. T. BROWN, DECEASED. TWO-STORYFRAMEDWELL- 1 vsfcr,--^'- ing, containing '.) large rooms, Afi^SjhT *> bath, closets and gag. Lot, IOOx ■f^Tgi_faL 160; terraced ami aecilerl to hli;oP|*j'jj^;i l^^_ grass, with choice shiubbery, etc.^*Z-^2__mCl__i- Will he sold for low price of $3 qqq ALSO— Lot 30x160, Eleventh street, between C ' nod D 800 Lot 80x160, northwest cor. Fifteenth and E.. 500 Lot JiOxlOO, M street, between Eighteenth and Nineteenth 050 South half of Block, (> and P. Thirtieth and Thirty- first atreeta. Full Block, N and 0, 1 birtieth and Thirty-Unit streets. . . - _Ci_r Any of the above property will be sold on the installment plan. Apply to SWEETSER & ALSIP. Eral Ffttate and I nsn ranee Agent*. No. 1015 'Urth street, Sacramento. ■ . mS-iptf -ESL O «2? 3EI iT AND — Restaurant Men, ATTENTION ! THE CLARENDON WILL RE READY FOR occupancy about May 15, 1882. LOCATED ON J STREET, between Sixth and Seventh, being the best and most central location in the city. THE TWO UPPER STORIES contain Forty-four Finely- Arrauared and Well-Ventilated Rooms, with Closets, Bathrooms, Hot- Water Attachments, etc. THE FIRST STORY Is finished into an elegant Store, with Plate-Glass Show Wind ; fine large Dini. Room, Pantry, Kitchen with Range, Uot- * Water Boiler, Scullery. Milkroom, Storeroom, etc. TIIE SECOND AND THIRD STORIES are so arranged that they can be rented independent of the First Story. A SPLENDID OPENING for any one wishing to start a First ciass Restaurant, with Bakery and Confectionery attached ; or any one wishing to Rent as a Family Lodging-house or Hotel. Apply to SWEETSER &. ALSIP, Beat Estate and Insurance Agents, 1015 FOURTH STREET, SACRAMENTO.aIS-lptf MONEY TO LOAN ON SAL ESTATE, AT A LOW RATE OF IN- tore.it, by PETER BOHL, 325 J street. ral7 I q. Griffiths; JM| mm granite mm m||lLl_«jL PKNBTII 12 AL. . ll^siiHl^rjVfß I2E3T VAUIBTr' AM ■■ISi^t^ J[ Largest Qiiarriee on U. Paciflc Coast. ■ ,-.,..«',n.l Granite Monument*. Tomb- . stones and Tabl sts made to order, atones, etc. tlraalte Building Stone Cnt. Dnmni ani Polished ts orde. 011-lpOm SACRAMENTO DAILY RECORD-UNION. fIALE BEOS. & 00. UNPRECEDENTED i i i . — . THE G-REAT IT-SPECIAL SALE 7 — ox*— -,.. 7 ! A. T. Stewart & Co.'s STOCK Drew eager buyers from all parts of our coety and State, filling the commodious warerooms of HALE BROS. & CO., So much so that standing room at times was at a premium. The simple announcement of the IMMENSE STOCK that was to be ! sacrificed was sufficient of itself to arouse the enthusiasm of the people, and at no time in the history of this city has there been such a commercial panic. A word with reference to the House of A. T. STEWART & CO., and how we secured the prize : THE ANNOUNCEMENT MADE IN NEW YORK, SOME FIVE WEEKS AGO, THAT THE MAGNIFICENT STOCK OF A. T. STEWART & CO. WOULD BE DISPOSED OF AT LARGE DISCOUNTS, UNTIL THE ENTIRE STOCK WAS SOLD, CREATED NO LITTLE EXCITEMENT IN THE DRY GOODS CIRCLES OF NEW YORK. OUR BUYER, ' MR. 0. C. HALE, BEING IN NEW YORK, AND REALIZING THE SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY OF OBTAINING BARGAINS, MADE i A\ THOROUGH INVESTIGATION OF THE STOCK. BEING AMONG THE FIRST THERE HE MADE HIS SELECTION FROM THE MOST DESIRABLE STOCK, AND OUT OF THE LARGEST HOUSE IN AMERICA. AT THE TIME OF A. T. STEWART'S DEATH, THE FIRM OWNED FIFTEEN MILLS IN THIS COUNTRY, . BESIDES HAVING A BRANCH HOUSE IN EVERY COUNTRY IN EUROPE; IN FACT, MR. STEWART STOOD SELF-MADE - THE GREATEST AND MOST SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MAN THE WORLD EVER SAW. HIS SUCCESSOR, JUDGE HILTON, ALTHOUGH POSSESSED OF MILLIONS OF MONEY, HAD NOT THE BUSINESS EXPERIENCE 05k#lS PREDECESSOR, AND NOW, AFTER THREE SHORT YEARS, HE BECOMES TIRED OF ITS WORRY AND RESPONSIBILITY, AND HAS RESOLVED TO "TURN INTO CASH" THE STORES AND STOCK, TOGETHER WITH THE VARIOUS MILLS AND FOREIGN BRANCHES, SO. THAT HENCEFORTH THE NAME OF A. T. STEWART & CO., ALTHOUGH IMMORTALIZED, WILL NO LONGER ADORN THE PORTALS OF THAT ELEGANT BUILDING THAT COVERED A WHOLE BLOCK IN THE CITY OF NEW YORK. EARLY ON THE MORNING FOLLOWING THE ANNOUNCE- MENT, OUR BUYER ENTERED THEIR ESTABLISHMENT, AND INTIMATED THAT HE HAD SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLARS IN CASH TO INVEST IN DRY GOODS, PROVIDING THE IN- DUCEMENT WAS GREAT ENOUGH. OUR FIRM BEING WELL AND FAVORABLY KNOWN TO THAT HOUSE, FROM THE FACT OF OUR MR. M. HALE, Sit. OWNING FIVE STORES IN NEW YORK STATE (AFTER THE SYSTEM OF HALES FIVE CALL FORNIA STORES ESTABLISHED IN THIS STATE), OUR BUYER WAS INFORMED THAT THEY WOULD DO ALL IN THEIR POWER TO SELL HIM ALL THE GOODS THAT HE WOULD BUY. SUCH WERE THE INDUCEMENTS TO PURCHASE, THAT HE BOUGHT FULLY THREE TIMES MORE GOODS THAN HE HAD ORIGINALLY INTENDED. The consequence is we are overloaded with goods, and must sell. The public apparently hive realized this fact also, for the goods are ! going with a rapidity that far eclipses anything in all our business career, THERE ARE BARGAIIffS Among this lot that surprise the oldest DEY GOODS MEN in our House, so oall early and take advantage of this WONDERFUL SPECIAL SALE. HALE BROS. & CO. 829, 831, 833, 835 street, AND 1026 NINTH STREET, SACRAMENTO. SACRAMENTO, -WEDKODiWr MORNING, MAY 18, 1882. MECHANICS' STOBE. .... - ■ -_"_ - ■-- For Advertisement of WEIN- STOCK & LUBIN, see Second Page. It will be changed daily THE FINEST NAPA SODA »•»'»»« DRINK l\l&4 fc*s& B^illlM "APA SODA la the World. ■ *S ■ 4^6 WVI^JTI LEMONADE. ml6-lp3m Palmer & Sepulveda (Successors to J. S. TROWBRIDGE), Sf DRUGGISTS AND APOTHECARIES, Sf Northeast Corner Second and X streets, Sacramento. t_T PRESCRIPTIONS COMPOUNDED AT ALL lIOUHS, BOTH DAY AND NIGHT, AT THE . LOWEST R-^TES. . . ..- . ■; , -v fe2B-lply REAL ESTATE SALESROOM AND XBarSXT_K,^L3_«-OIS O^FIOB " 7 'y7 '77H "" _ OF ?-•■'" '" : W. P. COL EM AM No. 325 J street, Sacramento, Oal. FOR SALE OR TO LET ALL KINDS OF PROPERTY".— HOUSES SOLD ON INSTALLMENT PLAN. ST Money Loaned on Real Estate. :■ _ ml7-lply LATEST STYLES.^™--— — Q| MADETO ORDER —ok— 8^ — BT — Fine French Colored |D XillV lD!l. Mason, sHißTs.WAiiM^iliW »F. Mason, r023 lplm tr SEND FOR SAMPLES TO SACRAMENTO SHIRT FACTORY, 528 J STREET. m^mm.^mmmm.^^mm^—m*m^mm~m~^—i^m—^^—mm^i.^m^mmm^mm^mmmmmm~zxmmm^^t^^m^m .11 VI RECEIVED. g/y. « ■■"L Mo.ip_n an ia Aa Specially or I ACE hq lm 110 TO Bj* Hhl S5 ««ods of an de- s,k,vg GOODS. CAliPJiaTo SSSi^S U^yj>73l.__«_.i;.«i_L _sl3 JL \\_29 »"■ latest de- CARPETS, oilcloths a__a__ da _^o7 , sl<;xi . All Sold at the Lowest Reduction for Thirty Days AT BEN COHEN'S ------ J STREET . a!2lptf OLDFST BOX FACTORY OS »«»» _^»k ■%, M SfJi. A I LATENT IMPROVED THE PACIFIC COAST. All Uf I y Am CJ MACHINERY Hinds ol Boxes on band ITj*.^ -__^ _ a__2__a for— and .Made to Order. i ___0 M m «___m^^ I nO.\ PRIXTIXG. CAPITAL BOX FACTORY....... CORNER SECOND AND Q STREETS Depot i J St., bet. Front and Second (next door to W. It. Strong & Co.) NICHOLS&CO. al"-lp6m Boston Drug Store, fA. WALTHER, Chemist, Prop., £& NORTHEAST CORNER THIRD AND J STREETS. 12* tV Prescriptions Compounded, day and nlffht, with utmost care, at very low prices. , aID-lptf H. WACHHORST, r_,E-_aLi>iJsr» jibwesveßj S-acKAM-EJsxo. SPECIALTY: WATCHES AMD DIAMONDS. \______^__Sk NO. 315 J STREET (NOKTH SIDE), BETWEEN THIRD AMI rOIRTII. l3&b/$. 3 IT SION : TOWS CLOCK. [>13-tf] ' ~&*S*M FOR BILIOUSNESS, Hammer's Gascara Sagrada Bitters, Iffe Hammer's Cascara Sagrada Bitters, J|| THE GREAT FAMILY MEDICINE. /___h__i____, HAHMLRS DRU3 STORE, FOURTH AND X STREETS. ""id all Druggists. mMpem 33 3E3 2ff S3" «cV_& X. 3E3 E2 73E 3E3 _E2, t CARRIACE, SIC'J ANO ORNAMENTAL PAINTINC AHD CARRIACE TRIMMING, ;fi-= : B'H? second -triri, lie I. X and 1., Sacramento. Q^\727* ■*££ (Over McOEE'S STABlE— Elevator to Shop). All orders promptly attended to anil imt.ia. \XF~^JJ faction guiranteed. First-class Work at Hcu.oi.able Prices. mfl lr-tl SAN fa"AHi.;ISOO GABDS." SAN FRANCISCO Business Directory __ AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS. George A. flavin A Co — Manufacturers' Agents, ' 327 and 329 Market street. Frank Bros.— General Ag-'ta Walter A. Wood Mow- ing and Reaping Machine Co., 310 & 321 Market st. Baker A Hamilton— lmporters of cultural Implements and Hardware ; Agents of the Ueuitia Agricultural Works. 7 to ID Front street. David N. Hawley— lmporter anil Denier in Agricultural Implements, Agent of Woods and Meadow King Mowers, 117 and 119 Market street. ARTISTS. Henaeworth— Optician and Photographer, So. 12 Montgomery street. Established in 13A1. BUSINESS COLLEGES. Pacific RuslnesH Colleee and Telegraphic Institute— Scholarship, fc. lull Business Course, $70). W. E. Chamberlain, Jr., and 1. A. Robinson, Proprietorr, No. 890 Fo3t s.roct, oppo- "ait* Union Square, S. F., Cal. Send ft Circular*. CARRIAGES AND WAGONS. . Stndebaker Bros. Manufacturing «'.->.— Re- pository. 3l Market street. A. 11. Isbam, Manager CARPETS, OILCLOTHS, ETC. Frank ti. Edwards— lmporter and Dealer, N_». 628 to 634 Clay street, San Francisco. DRY GOODS. Ti-S '7. The White House— The 'Meat, rt.-y Ooodi Koaee in San Francisco. We import direct froci the f>rincipal mart* in Europe, consequent^ can sell ower than any other house in the trade. Count r} orders attended to. J W. Davidson it, Co., Koa 101 and 103 Kearny street. San Francisco. DRUGS, CHEMICALS. Jnstln Gates.— Pioneer Druggiat, removed to ,22 Montgomery St., S. F. Country orders solicited EDUCATIONAL. School of Civil Engineering, Snrie^lng, Drawing and Assaying. 24 Postst. A. Vander jNuillen HATS. Herrmann, The Hatter— No. 830 Kearny street, near Pino. The finest hata at the lowest prices. Factory : No. 17 Boklen street HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, ETO. Marco* V. Hawley A Co.— lmporters of Hard- ware and Agricultural Implements, Nos. 301, 803, 80S, 807 and 309 Market street, San Francisco. METALS, STOVES, RANGES. ETC W. W. Montaicne A Importers of Stoves, ■ Ranges and Sheet Iron, Marblei_sed Mantels, Grates and Tiles. Manufacti"»rs of Plain. ~ Japanned and Stamped Tinware. Nos 110 11 2, 111, 116 and 118 Battery stroc* S MILLINERS The Bandbox— The popular Millltn-i/ Establish ment. B. S. Hirsch k Co., No. 748 Market street. Strict attention to orders from the Intorior RESTAURANTS. Campi's Original Italian Restaurant has reopened under the management of N. Oumboni, Campi's former partner. Nos. 631 and 533 Clay at., near Montgomery. Everything first-class. Swain's Family Bakery and Dining Saloon— No. 636 Market street. Wedding cakes. ice cream, oysters, jellies, etc, constantly on hand. Families supplied. _ RUBBER AND OIL GOODS. The tiutta Percha and Knblter Manufact- tiring Company— Manufacturers o' Rubber Goods of every description. Patentees of the celebrated " Maltese Cross Brand" Caroolized Hose. Corner First and Market streets. J. W. Taylor, Manager. Davis A Kellogg— Pioneer Manufacturers of .; ■ Ann Oiled Clothing, Hats, Covers, etc. Importers and Dealeis in Rubber Boots at.d Wooien Goods. No. 34 Calif omia street. STATIONERS, PRINTERS ETC. H. 8. Crocker A Co.— lmporting and Manuftct- aring Stationers, Printers and Lithographers, No*. 816, 217 and 21» Bush street, abovo Sansome. WHOLESALE GROCERS. Wellman, reck A Co.— Importers and Whole- sale Grocers and Dealers in Tobacco and Cigars, Kos. 126 to 132 Maiket, and No. 23 California. Taber, narker A Importers and Wholesale Grocers, Noe. 108 and 110 California street. SACRAMENTO REOORD-UNION. San Franclwo Oilier, No. 8 -New Montgom- ery street (Palace Hotel). —J. H. Sharpe, Agent. STAR MILLS AND MALT HOUSE. mini a .laces, NOS. 50, 53 AND M FIITH ST., SACRAiIENTO, J^f dealers ln Produce and Brewers 'Supplier^ Ua l__acturers of Malt r rsd all kinds of MeaU, etc. Oatmeal, Corameal, Cracked Wheat, Graham. Flour, Buckwheat Flour, etc. New Grain .Bags for sale. i Ainola Buckeye Mills Flour, Marysvlllo. •lT.tn WANTED, LOST AND FOUND. Advertisements of fivo lines in this department are nserted for 25 c rrta for one time ; throe times for 60 louts or 75 ceUti per week. WAITED SITUATION AS HOUSEKEEPER, by a woman who is competent to take full charge of a gentleman's home, or as working house- keeper. 'I he best of reference given. City or country. Inquire at this odicc. ral2-lw" *ir AAA WANTED TO BORROW, 95,000 VO»l/vU« for two or three .tears, at 11 per cent, interest per annum. Security, nice landed real estate in Like count For particulars, apply to CARL STROBEL, 821 J street, Sacramento. ml 6-3t 1 ' wanted" MALE- ■ I FEMALE- -6 Ranch Hands, 4 Girls for Housework 2 Blacksmiths, ; 3 Waiter Girls, 3 Milkers* Butter M'ks l 3 Women Cooks, Mm and Wife for Ranch r 2 Nurso Girls. 4 V, aitere for Hotels. Apply lo Houston A Co.'s Employment '■lllce. Fourtli and la streets. mlslptf MSmXM.~ ~ DR3. n-i'.r- ::;. a Still a wok i v, DENTISTS, SOUTHWEST CORNER— -^_=_t of Seventh and J streets, in Bryte's /W(_B new building, up stairs. Teeth e-ttracted^U-___C3__f without pain by the use of improved Liquid Nitrous Guide Caa. i ml6-lplm H. H. PIERSON, ENTIBT, 415 J STREET, BETWEEN ( *"2£=*. 1 / Fourth and Fifth, Sacramento f\ ill r^_rtn f lie al Teeth inserted on Gold, Vulcanite^J-LUlf and all b.\ses. N trous Oxlds or Laughing Gas ml ministered for painless extraction of Teeth. mll-lm W. WOOD, OENTIST-(REMOVED TO QUINN'S >g__a Building, cor. Fourth and J ■"'""" fffW Artificial Teeth inserted on all bases.^ZLLLir Improved Liquid Nitrous Oxide Gas, for the Painless Extnuti'.u of Teeth. a24-tf W. U. HAKE, D. D. 8., f\ ENTIST, NO. 606 J STREET, BE-^jJ^s. tween Sixth and Seventh, Sacramento. '~U-LZIiT? all-lplm FBPITS, SEEDS AND PEODUOE, D. BBBBIUIASDI. ] lAS. ««kZOU. D. DEBERNARDI & CO., WTOLIBALS SOKJIISSIOH 0Z.11.3RS d Batter, Eggs, Poultry, Vegetables fruit. Fish and General Produce. a27-lplm LYON & BARNES, /"COMMISSION MERCHANTS AND DEALERS IN Produce, rwcatinlu, Bntter, Ems, Cheese, Pcultry, Green and Dry Fruits, Honey. Beans, etc 1 ALFALFA SEED' BT Potato* In car-load lots or less a 2- P tt Nog. 21 and 23 J street. (E.tabllslied Isv; i SUOKSSJ.OSSOORT , Risx „ KXM „. CHARLES r. Dn.LM*H. GREGORY & CO. (Successors to J. Gregory), COMMISSION MERCHANTS AND WHOLESALE Dealers in PRODUCE AND FRUIT '""**** Xos. I2G nnd 128 J Rtrrrt »2Mptf Sacramento, Cal. """'' W. R. STRUNG & CO., Wholesale Commission Merchants AKB DRALW IS ait ktsp, or '. 4r ::--n\s.\i i tiu.i.s ma WviEi> rgrm NUTS, HONEY, SEED And feeneral Merchandise. OT All orders promptly attended to. Address • . , , „ ?• B. STRONG k CO., a3-lpla Ncs.,,, 8 and U. J street. Sacramento "****■ : 5.0.R5,,. *• S. GERSON & CO., GENERAL COMMISSION MERCHANTS, AND \JT Dealers in * Imported and Domestic FrrJts, Vegeta- bles, \iitis Etrw No. 220 J street, between 3ecow; , nd Third Sacra- m J2^ _. " .2-lm FRUIT DEALERS, .A.M.-X"3E33»mc_»»r 1 HAVING REMOVED TO MORE COMMODIOUS premises, wo have enlarged our stock. We offer you cho c Apples, free from worms, Lemons. Limes, Oranges, Dried Fruits, Nuts, Dates, Canned Goods, etc, at very low prices. M. T. BREWER fc CO. 1006 to 1010 Second street, between J and X, Sacra- —■Mi- fe22ff CARBON BISULPHIDE FOR KILLING BOOS / rels, Gophers, Ants, Moth, Weevil, Scale, Phylloxera, and all Rodents and Insects. Sulphur for sale. Manufactured at Sacramento Chemica Works -Office, No. 4CS I street, Sacramento, m6-lm GEO. D. GARDNER Proorietor. MISCELLANEOUS. SUACOBS OIL TF.AD2 |J!Ai:{.^<y iiili ._: s..- ' FOR RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Soreness of the Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell- ings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and ail other Pains and Aches. No Preparation on earth equals St. Jacobs Oil as a safe, sure, simple and cheap Externa] Remedy. A trial entails but the comparatively •rifling outlay of 60 Centi, and every one suffering with pain can hare cheap and positive proof of Its •laims. Directions in Eleven Languages. SOLD BY ALL DEUOGIBTB AND DEALEE3 IN MEEIOINE. A. VOGELER & CO., - ■ ■ . Baltimore, Md., TT. S. A. AMUSEMENTS. ~ COMING! COMING! took out for ns : Look ont for us ! equesgurrlgulum — —ANT — EQUINE PARADOX! Will exhibit at the CIRCUS LOT. Corner of Sixteenth and X streets, OS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, Hay 19th and SOth. Don't Fall to gee the BEST TRAINED HORSES In the world ; together with 20 TWENTY STAR PERFORMERS. 20 Admission, SO cents; Children, 25 cents. N. 8.-CRAND MATINEE AT 2 P. M. SATURDAY. m!6-5t THK EIGHTH ANNUAL PICNIC i-1 Or Till! HEITERKEIT SOCIAL CLUB WILL BE ireiil) AT i'li, EAST PARK GROVE, 81.NDAT MAY SI, 1888. GATK PRIZE FOR GENTLEMEN, $7. FOR X Ladies, $.">. tr No disreputable characters allowed on the grounds. • •*-■:■ ', '-;. Vents' Tickets, SO Cents. Ladles Free. * .7. . m!5-lw - - - - - The Picnic of the Season WILL BB THE WORKMEN'S BRAND UNION PICNIC OIVKN INPER THE -TORCH OF ROCKLIN LODGE, NO. 196. OX FRIDAY MAT 19. IMS, AT THEIR FINE NEW GROVE, LATELY PUT in excellent shape. As this is the first picnic excursion to Rocklin, everybody should avail them- selves of the privilege to see the fioest grove in the vicinity of Sacramento. PRIZES will be awarded to children in frames, races, etc., and all adults will be most agreeably en- tertained. Vi V - iid.« i- for the Round Trip 91 00. Children, half price. t3T Cars will leave the depot at 8:30 a. m. mg-td SPRING- RACES ! Sacramento, Cal The Capital Turf Club WILL HOLD THEIR Sl'ltlM. tlllllM —OK JUNE 14, 15, 16 and 17, 1882. 53,000 IN PURSES AND STAKES. Trotting and Running ! FIRST DAT. 1. RUNNING STAKE.frecforall, three-quarters of a mile dash ; $20 entrance, $10 forfeit ; $100 added; second to save stake. 2. RUNNING STAKE, free for all, mile dash ; $25 entrance, $15 forfeit ; $15,0 added ; second to save stake. 3. RUNNING STAKE, half mile dash, for two-year, oldi; tit) entrance, $10 forfeit ; $75 added. Stt'ONO DAT. 4. TROTTING— Parse, $250; for three year-olds ; mile heats _•! - 5. 1 ROTTING -Purse, $2.50; three minute class ; for horses in the district. 6. TROTTING— Purse, $400 ; 2:30 class. THIRD mi. 7. RUNNING STAKE, for thrce-yearolds, mile and a quarter dash ; $10 entrance, $-.of<_rf.._it; $150 added ; second to save stake. 8. RUNNING STAKE, free for all, .lash of two miles; $50 entrance, $20 forfeit ; $200 added ; second to save stake. 9. RUNNING STAKK, free for all. one mile and re- peat; $25 entrance, $15 forfeit; $150 added ; second to save _.t._k<\ I Ol Kill DAT. 10. TROTTING- Purse, $300; 2:45 class. 11. TROTTING -Purse, 8500; 2:26 claw. 12. GENTLEMEN'S BUCOV STAKE, free for all horses actually used as roadsters, to b% driven by owners ; $10 entrance ; $50 added ; two miles out; winner to receive whole amount. All the above trotting races are three-in-five, un- less otherwise specified ; five to enter and three to start ; National Association rules to govern Pacific Coast Bloodhorse (Association tu'es(old weights) to govern Running Race*. In Trotting Races, 10 per cent, entrance to accompany nomination. Entries lo all or Ibe above Races elo«e Jane I, law:. TrolllDK Par.es divided at liie rale of €0. 'in and 10 per rent. ADMISSION. SO CUTS; LADIES FREE. CHRISTOPHER GREEN, President. W. P. Exert, Secretary. mlO BteodTuThS /ea7no<& 9 ' WILCOX&WHITE ORGANS —it WA&x&riotfS or— A.. ix. _t_x._e__.__¥__isrxiix., »o. 82* J street, gjieramenlo. _MT Sold on c installment plan. Orders for TUNING prompt attended to, fe2o lplm ■■.--. . ■ •■■:. THE REASON WHY. Tho* she hath not Dun's grace. Nor Aphrodite's perfect face And golden hair, She is dearer unto me Than another e'er could be, And more fair. "Is she rich, then ':" Oh ! dear no. But I have enough, I trow, For us t«o. " What do I love her for '!" Ah ! well, That I can't exactly tell, But I do. AH mr hope of gladness lies In the love-light of her eyes ; The fond kiss Of her tender, rosy lips. Touch of her slender finger-tips, Gives more bliss ,-v.» : Than you, cold cyniu, e'er could jjucsa. But still the reason, rou confess, *' You can't divine." Well, I love her, and she loves me ; What better reason can there be Fcr joy like mine 1 IMPORTING AN ELEPHANT. The advent of Jumbo calls to mind an elephant story of many years ago. In the year 1833 the ships Cashmere, ; Captain Elias Davison, and the Sachem, Captain Albert Brown, were loading their cargoes of sugar at Bankok, Siam. Davison, who died only recently, was a genial, whole souled fellow, a great wit, a practical joker, and wherever he went always made friends. The owner of the Cashmere, Alfred Richardson, was distinguished for no one of these qualities. He was stern and morose, his ' prevailing . characteristic being an inordinate love of money and a disposition to squeeze it out of his em ployes on all favorable occasions. Davison had, by his pleasant manner, so in gratiated himself with his consignee at Siam that he was presented by him with a rather extraordinary "cumshaw," ore not usually received with thanks, but a pres ent that was really valuable if it could be brought safely horne — an elephant. It was a baby elephant just weaned, and as it re quired by no means such extensive accom modations as those allotted to Jumbo, the Captain stowed him away under the main hatch, where there was plenty of room for him, and, the ship not being full of sugar, boxed the hatch around with a rough sort of ventilator, laid in a extra supply of wa ter, rice and such other elephant suste nance as the passenger required, congratu lated himself on the probability of a suc cessful adventure, and got under way for Boston. In the meantime, while these prepara tions were going on, the Sachem had com pleted her cargo and sailed. Having a start of a week, and being a somewhat faster ship, she arrived about ten days before the Cashmere, and reported her ; for it mnst be remembered that there were no tele graphs or even steamships in those days. Five months were often occupied in bring ing the news. So when Captain Brown ar rived he brought the latest intelligence from Davison, and among other things told of the "cumshaw." - When the Cashmere passed Boston light the wind was ahead, and, the tide soon running ebb, she anchored in Nantucket [toads. Tugboats being unknown, the Captain left the ship in charge of the pilot, to be brought up to town on the next day, and took a shore boat himself. He was a prompt business mau, and knowing that his owner appreciated this quality, he brought his papers and accounts with him, and presented himself at the office imme diately on landing. He had made a good voyage ; the price of sugar was high, and so he received a cordial greeting. The papers were at once produced. "Here are my disbursements and my accounts current," said Captain Davison. " You will find them all correct, sir. I overdrew a little, and there is a balance due you of S3C4 25." - Mi. Richardson scanned the documents, carefully added up the columns and pro nounced them satisfactory. " Except one thing, Captain. You have not allowed me any freight on that elephant." "Elephant!" returned the Captain, " Who told you I had an elephant !" ■ "Oh, I know all about it," replied Mr. Richardson; "and I didn't think you would try to smuggle him in tfiis way." Davison did not permit himself to show any resentment, but calmly argued that the elephant was presented to him, that he occupied room otherwise vacant, and that he provided at his own cost for his food and water. " 'T won't do, 'twon't do, sir," replied the calculating shipowner, "the ship is mine, and I shall charge you freight — or," he added after some reflection, "I will take the elephant over for my account. He ought to bring a good price at a show, and you had that object in view, hadn't you ? " Captain Davison acknowledged that he had. " Well," replied Mr. Richardson, " peo ple speak of me as being close, and all that, but I'll show you that I am not. There 1 I'll take him over and square our account." "I'm in your power, Mr. Richardson," replied the Captain, mournfully; "but it is hard on me, for I did think when I got the elephant that I would get $2,000 for him at least. Can't you make it any more?" Mr. Richardson was a pious man, but he answered, "Not one — cent!" and so the bargain was completed. On the next day the Cashmere came up to the city. Mr. Richardson and the Cap tain stood upen the wharf, the latter superintending the hauling in. "Mr. Hallett," shouted the owner to the chief mate, "you might as well be get ting up a tackle to hoist out the elephant." "Aye, aye, sir," returned the mate; " as soon as she is in at the wharf." Mind, be careful not to hurt him," re turned the owner, thinking of the two or three thousand dollars in store for him. Whereupon Captain Davison disre spectfully punched his elbow into the owner's side and whispered in his ear : " Guess he can't be hurt much. He died day before yesterday off Cape Cod. He'll look well stuffed and it won't cost you anything to feed him." It was the old Captain's last voyage, and he felt independent. He made more than $364 25 out of that dead elephant, for he used afterward in his subsequent career of wharfinger on Granite wharf to spin this yarn and lie back in his chair laughing with a laugh tbat prolonged his life at the remembrance of the way in which he squared his account.— [New York Evening Post. IT RATHER SURPRISES THEM. .J A strange city is Chicago. Forty- three years ago there were 4,170 residents in this village ; now there are more than half a million. Forty-eight yeara ago the first schooner sailed into its river ; this year 12,000 vessels enter it, and in the season of navigation more vessels enter this river than enter the three largest Atlantic ports during the same months. Less than fifty years ago the final treaty with the Indians was made, involving the title to this re gion ; to-day there are more voluntary transfers of real estate annually than in New York, Philadelphia and Boston com bined, Less than eighty years ago the first white man took up his residence here ; day this immense city covers more than 50 square miles of densely populated area. The pioneers all built of logs ; now there is sent from this port lumber enough to fill a continuous freight train from here to Boston, and from Boston to Washington. It is but a little time since the first settler kept a pig in his own " sty," now the city slaughters and ships enough h0..?) to make a continuous line from Boston to San Fran cisco, back to Boston, and Chicago again. Thirty-two years ago the first railroad was built here ; now there are 10,000 miles of railroad with headquarters in this city. Twenty-three years ago the first horse-car was seen in the streets ; now there are a hundred and thirty miles of continuous horse railway tracks. Less than fifty years ago the first driving carriage was seen in the streets. To-day the finest liveries of the county arc here. Forty-seven yeara ago the first bank was established on a primitive scale ; to-day one dry goods house sells over twenty millions dollars ■ worth of goods annually. . Fifty years ago : the first school was opened in a room ; twelve feet square, with store boxes for ! benches ; to-day in addition to the num ! berless public schools there are fifty col : leges, universities, theological seminaries : and charitable institutions in the city. Fifty years ago next August, the first Sun- I day-school in the city was organized, before there was a school-house, church, or minis- I ter in the settlement. There were present I fifteen scholars, mostly the children of the French and half-breed-reaidents.— [Boston Traveler. Anawer This! (.'an yon find a MM <,t Bright* Disease of the Kidneys, Diabetes, Uiinary or Liver I Complaints that is curable, that Hop Bitters j las not or cannot cure ? Ask your neighbors iif they can. _ - -.; I •■- -■-'■••' ' r.r "Br. :■■; ■ ■ ■ . INDUSTRIAL NOTES. Galvanized iron will corrode after six or seven years' exposure to moisture. The friction of a belt is claimed to be double as much on wood as it is on iron. Silver is the most perfect reflecting metal, absorbing less than three per cent, of the rays of light. --.-,::.' ;.~- : ~ The Roane Iron Company, of Chatta nooga, has received from England a $53,000 order for steel blooms. To tin small castings clean and boil them with scraps of block tin in a strong solu tion of cream of tartar. A laboratory of electricity, under the charge of M. Cochery, will be established with the surplus funds of the recent elec trical exhibition at Paris. A piece of zinc placed on the live coals in a hot stove will effectually clean out a stove-pipe, the vapor produced carrying off soot by chemical decomposition. Honey made entirely by machinery is on sale in New York markets, and an ex change says it looks 10 per cent, better than any bit of work ever yet attempted by bees. A varnish for producing an imitation of ground glass may be composed of the fol lowing substances : Sandarac, 18 parts ; mastic, 4 parts ; ether, 200 parts ; bedzol, 80 to 100 parts. Wood piled in a tank and covered with quicklime, which is gradually slacked with water, is said to acquire great hardness and consistency after the lime has acted upon it for a week or more. To oxidize gold, silver and brass : Paint the parts to be oxidized with a solution of chloride of platinum, then let dry. To make the chloride of platinum in solution, dissolve one drachm in two ounces of hot water. : .<r : '77:'!iy'^77y^. ■■ A patent recently granted in Vienna and Berlin uses bands of steel, which are tem pered and hardened, to transmit motion from one pulley to the other, the faces of the pulleys being turned perfectly flat and then faced with a varnish of rosin, shellac . and asphalt. Regarding explosions in flour mills, Mr. Thomas J. Richards, of the British Board of Trade, says that the elements of danger exist in all corn mills, the difference being in degree merely, and not in kind. Al though disasters of the explosive sort are rare, they are ever liable to occur in all corn mills, and cause accidents more or less disastrous. . . \ '.':.. VJ.J ;«s An extensive iron manufacturing firm of Pittsburg has opened a new field of labor for women, and will soon turn out female blacksmiths and iron workers by the hun dred. Two or three hundred girls are al ready employed, ranging in age from 15 to 20 years. The labor performed by them, it is said, is not heavy, and they can earn from 75 cents to $2 50 per day. The following proportions are said to give an excellent ink, . which, while not drying up on the pad, will yet not readily smear when not impressed upon the paper : Aniline red (violet), 00 grains ; boiling distilled water, 1 ounce ; glycerine, half a teaspoonful ; treacle, half as much . as glycerine. The crystals of the violet dye to be powdered and rubbed up with the boiling water, and the other ingredients stirred in. ;.-.'•-•. H'-: Crushed ooke is becoming a favorite household fuel in certain parts of the coun try, especially in the West, being manu factured on a large scale in the vicinity of ; Latrobe, 'a., where the works can scarcely j keep pace with the demand. The Engineer, ing and Mining Journal asks if our gas ! companies, which find it difficult to get rid i of their coke to best advantage, could not enlarge their market by giving more atten tion to its preparation in a similar way. The comparative strength of wire and manila rope was severely tested in the at tempt of the Persian Monarch to tow the disabled steamer Edam. The tow-line, as described by Captain Duncombe, was a composite affair, the two ends being of manila and the central portion of wire, the whole attached to the steamer by a spring. In repeated efforts the manila yielded every time, and at last went to pieces, so that the Edam was abandaned to her fate. The wire portions remained intact. HOME, FARM AND GARDEN. It is proposed to introduce the culture of llax into Southern Australia. It is thought that the seed and lint can be exported cheaper than any of the crops generally raised. _;•.--- Henry Quimby, of the Western New York Farmer's Club, thinks that a 100 --acre farm will produce more with one fifth of it judiciously planted to timber than if the whole surface were kept under the plow. An Illinois farmer cleared his orchard of i canker-worms by spraying the trees once with a solution made as follows, and ap plied with a force-pump : Boil six pounds ' of arsenic in sixty gallons of water to dis solve it, and then rednce it to one pound in 150 gallons. — [Farmer's Review. If yon begin pruning fruit and orna mental trees and shrubbery while young, and follow it up each year, you can form just such a top m you want. If your trees need spreading out, cut the young shoots off just above a bud on the outside of a shoot ; and if you want to train upward, leave a bud on the upper aide of the limb where you cut it off.— [Chicago Journal. One is sometimes troubled when frying cakes by a sediment forming in the lard, which darkens it and sticks to the outside of the cakes. To remedy this, peel and wash raw potatoes, cut them in slices an inch thick, and drop them into the hot lard. They will readily absorb the black particles, and yon can easily take them out with a skimmer and not waste the lard. . A good way to regulate a child's stom ach and bowels is to give him a little bowl of oatmeal and milk every day for break fast or dinner ; see that it is well salted, as salt promotes digestion. The ailments of a child who is in a normal condition almost always proceed from the stomach, and much may be done for our children by paying some attention to their diet and so avoid giving medicine m much m pos sible. A rout of beef can be greatly improved in flavor and made much more tender if the juice of a large lemon is squeezed all over it after it is placed in the dripping pan. Cut the lemon in halves and squeeze out all the juice, removing the pips. Then peel off the rind as you pare an apple with a sharp knife and put under the ribs or sir loin of the beef. Let the beef roast for half an hour without any water in the dripping pan, as the lemon juice will be sufficient to keep it from burning. Then add the usual amount of boiling water and baste it very frequently. Pepper the roMt when put into tie oven, but do not sprin kle salt over it until it is taken from the pan, mit extracts the juice of the meat. Flour the roMt with the dredging box half an hour be/ore it is taken from the oven. — [Springfield (Mass.) Republican. A Tres of Irou.— The iron palmetto is j the greatest work of art in the State House j yard, Charleston, S. C. This is a casting i wholly of iron, commemorating the death j of many of Carolina's slain, whose names are found in raised letters on two brass ! tablets at the bMe. The success of this \ casting consists in its perfect imitation of : the living palmetto, the favorite tree of j South Carolina. We had heard of this ' statue in other places, but had never been able to believe the stories of the flexible leaves bending in the breeze, supposing j this phenomena an optical delusion, but j such is really the case. The long, thin leaves of iron, life-like fibers of the twigs and branches, wave tremulously in every zephyr, and the whole tree, painted artisti cally, has so close a resemblance to the real tree M to deceive the acutest observer at the distance of five rods. These sad me mentos of a sadder put cause all the petty triumphs of victorious arms to sink into pitiable insignificance, an.l only this pathetic tribute to the memory of fallen believers in the lost cause, whose faith wa* sealed in their own blood, remains to tell of woe and heart-breaking sorrow which has fallen like a pall of midnight darkness overall the South. — [Colombia Letter in the Syracuse Standard. I.vgep.soll's Father.— Bob Ingersoll's father was a tremendous preacher. On one occasion he so vividly portrayed the hoars of the judgment day and the tor tures of hell that the whole audience (which came some miles from the country around) wm swayed like trees by a strong wind ; strong men wept, women wailed, aud nearly all were upon their knees. He commenced to speak at 1 o'clock, and when the people left the chnrch the sun wm setting.— [lndianapolis Herald. ■ Do Not .Give Up :— Hundreds that have j suffered for yean from kidney diseases . have been cured by Kidney-Wort. ( Dim in i iiroi mux SERIES. X VOL. XT.-SO. J4. ANOTHER CHAPTER. . _____________ - _ " People at the mint are working over time." And yet we see very little of their work.— York Herald. The first thing an Anglicized American ■well learns to do is to adjust an eyeglass. The second is ' {« yawn. — [Baltimore Star. Sorrow and humiliation *>•« not pleasant things, and yet many a man apeu-Ii : whole week's wages in getting them. — [Boston Star. ' Before going to war, pray once ; before going to sea, pray twice ; before getting married, pray three times.— [Russian Pro verb. .-> " •* A gambler justifies his love of play on the ground that Polonius says : "Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy."— [Boston Courier."' . _ \ 3 When a man is in a tight place he will find that he can get out more easily by using taffy than by using wormwood. — [Boston Star. New York is not a bit like heaven. Too much marrying ; and giving in marriage there, aucl.in every other . respect also.— [Saturday Evening Gazette. Sawmills were first used in Europe in the 1... •■"-»..——— . — . ..-— ■■ T» - . —- - „ — , — . * - »-?__■ ___mmm__i______usi.^S^... I "Mill ■ .1,.. ■ -.i-M----i»«_M-----_ --swore he lost his leg in the army was gen erally believed.— [Boston Post. " Lend me an X," said Jim to Joe ; " 1 can't, Jim, for this reason— I have no cash, besides, you know. This ain't the Lent ten season." — [Somerville Journal. A young lady in a Boston office is so par ticular about her personal appearance that she always takes a peep in the mirror be fore answering a call at the telephone. — [Somerville .Journal. The Louisville Courier-Journal insinuates that if truth lies at the bottom of the well, some one baa stolen the pump. Nonsense, old fellow, you didn't know how to work it. [Cleveland Sunday Sun. - An Oregon man fell on the icy walk and broke his nose, and when he came to sue for damages the jury held tbat his looks had been improved thirty per cent. He therefore got nothing. [Free Press. King Theebaw, of Burmah, has put to death an inferior wife, two half-sisters of the Chancellor of the Exchequer, and fifty of their relatives. Several Ohio men will leave for Burmah this week, to run for Coroner. — [Courier- Journal. " I see very little of you," said an old gentleman at a Louisville ball, to a young lady whom he had not met for a long time ' before. " I know it," was the artless re ply ; " but mother would not let me wear a low-necked dress to-night, as the weather is too cold." A literary man, who had recently pub lished a book, was observed to be very downcast last week. " What is the mat ter?" said a friend ; " you look all broken up." "No wonder," was the answer; " I've just been blown up by a magazine." [Boston Courier. A treasury decision has been rendered that the Scotch yacht Madge, which won so many prizes last year, must pay duty if she is sold to an American. Why not make affidavit that she was imported for breeding purposes The evidence is as strong in her case as in the case of Jumbo. [New York World. Chicago gamblers are being rapidly con victed in batches of threes and fives. Reckoning the population of the city at 300,000, and allowing for the natural in crease of population, the last Chicago gambler will probably be punished about the year '-NT-, if the produce and new stock exchanges remain in existence —[Puck. A prominent citizen, whose idiosyncrasy is that of becoming intoxicated and going to bed with his clothes on, was surprised with the following the other morning from his wife : You were not as drunk aa usual last night, Henry dear, were you?" "Well, I don't know," says he; "what makes you think so?" "Why," she re plied, " I see you took your overshoes off before you went to bed." — [Cincinnati Sat urday Night. 2 :22,iy-. .-- Lost, strayed, or mayhap stolen ; .< A lass with golden hair. ... a /-.' J Blue-eyed, of fair complexion, And spirit free as air. Between suspense and certainty.-. ~ The ioee occurred ; just where, Subscriber fails to recollect, Though sure be used due care. Such losses are so .common .*'.' 'Twerc useless, now, to moan. Who finds will be rewarded ' By leaving her alone. ,"■■ ; — [ Harvard Lampoon. ■■ .- . A DAKOTA YARN. When a man becomes so morose or hard, I hearted that he cannot sit down now and ; then and indulge in a laugh, he needs re | pairing. Laughter sweetens the temper. I Just read this account of a Dakota farm and see if it does : _ " Yes, sir," resumed the Dakota man, i as a crowd of agriculturists seated them selves around a little table ; "yes, sir, we do things on rather a sizable scale. I've seen a man on one of our big farms start out in the spring and plow a furrow until fall. Then he turned round and harvested back. We have some big farms up there, gentlemen. A friend of mine owned one on which he had to give a mortgage, and the mortgage was due on one end before they could get it recorded on the other. You see it was laid off in counties." There was a murmer of astonishment, and the Dakota man continued : "I got a letter from a man who lives in I my orchard, just before I left home, and it j had been three weeks getting to the dwell ing house, although it hail traveled day and night." .22 ;•> ..; -;:, .>^ "Distances are pretty wide up tl.»re, ain't they?" inquired one. "Reasonably, reasonably," replied the ' Dakota man. "And tbe worst of it is it I breaks up families so. Two years ago I ; saw a whole family prostrated with grief. _ Women yelling, children howling and dogs j barking. One of my men had his camp ] truck piled on seven four-mule teams, and he was around bidding everybody good by." "Where wm ho going?" asked a Orav. send man. " He wm going half way across the farm | to feed the pigs," replied the Dakota man. " And did he ever get back to his family ! again?" "It isn't time for him yet," replied the ! Dakota man.— [Brooklyn Eagle. Tin. Population in France,— cen. sus returns recently published in Franca are well calculated to arrest attention. During the last live jears the net increase of population has been only 520.000, or 282,000 less than in the years 1871-1876. at this rate another ten years would wit ness an actual decrease, and the import ance of the fact may lie seen by remem he-ring that Germany, in spite of emigra tion, has ii-creased her population by two millions since 187»;. The French returns are not less interesting when the aggregate figures are analyzed. Of the total increase m much m sixty -five per cent, wm in the population of Paris alone, and the other large towns account for the remainder. It is clear, therefore, that a system of peas ant proprietors is not of itself adequate to stem the tide of migration into the cities. Another fact which may be recommended ;to the study of politi cal economists is that the greatest dc. crease of population has occurred in the most prosperous districts, such as Normandy and the valleys of the Garonne, while on the poor soil of Bretagne and Haute Vienna there has been a slight in crease. Agricultural districts have not generally been taken as instances of places "where wealth accumulates and men de cay." The Salioylic Tp._batm.est of Rheu matism.—Dr. Maclagao, of England, who introduced the salicylic treatment of rheu matism, has recently published a work de fending the treatment and insisting on its advantages over every other method. Of the thirty salicylic compounds, bat two besides salicine itself are employed — sali cylic acid and salicylate of soda. After an ample trial, carried through several years of practice, he concludes that in rheuma tism thirty grains of salicine should be given every hour until pain abates, and then every two hoars during the day for a few days, and afterwards gradually with drawn. He insists on the large doses ss necessary to develop the full benefits of the medicine. Much complaint has been made in various quarters of the failure of the j salicylic treatment, and it is quite probable that this has resulted from insufficient doses. Wo ourselves have generally been ! content with fifteen or twenty-grain doses ! every two hours in the form of salicylate of soda, from which good results follow in the large proportion of cases.— [Pacific Medical ' and Surgical Journal. y- 2:2 ■;-.-' .-."■ I.TUIA K. Pi.nkham'b Vegetable Compound revives the drooping spirit.; invigorate, and harmonizes th. organic function. ; jive. el" city an.l firmness • ' the step, re.tore. the natural luster to th. ey., and plant, on th. pale cheek of beauty th. fresh rosea ol life's spring and early summertime. .