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.- . V r ajjLT CMO\ SERIES 1 OL. I VII. N«. KB* )
* KM OKI* SfcKl LS - VOL. XXV.- »«. 47*8. §
gHEjAILY RECORD-UNION. 1
l»trr-.-.i at th? Post office ai Sacraircmo as second cUsi nutter I
PUBLISHED BY THK
Sacramento PublisMng Company,
WB, H. HITM, Gcorml Mauser.
7*Bblleatlon Office, TUrd it., bet. J and K.
TIIF. DULY Ui.( OKH-I > tWV
f.pnbUiWi trerj day of the week. Sundays exoepted.
Porcnejecx <•<•
l f ot six months. 350
I'orthroe months * 00
Subscribers scrred of Carriers at FITTKH
Csnth per week. In all Interior cities and towns the
P»per can be had of tbe principal Periodical Dealers.
Kewsmen and AjronU.
*>l v< rii.ir.z Kate* la Dally Keeord-Valam.
Oaeß<inare, 1 time i fl 00 ;
One S*juan». S times. 1 T5
One K.^:htl'. i times. , ». 180
Each additional time. W
iWeek. I Weeks. 1 Month
Half R.,.iare. Ist page «2 60 $3 M *M»
Half Square. 14 page 3 60 6 00 8 00
Half Sriarc, M v*S* 9 00 (SO 8 00
Half S<]Uin-. 4'h r«ge 100 SOO 400
<>ue Square. Ist pace 3 SO (00 7 00
One Square, *1 page 9 00 TOO 10 00 !
• >ue Square 3<l race 4«0 S 00 8 00
flat, Square. 4th page 3 00 4 00 6 0S
Star NoHtm, to follow reading matter, twenty-Sv»
tenta a line f«r each innertion.
A iiturtia,. ,„„,', of HituaUunn Wanted, Hoiuesto Let.
""**lMtttir:i, etc , of nvit usuoE Lena, will u
insrrudln the Duly Kcookd-Umok as follows:
(Lie tine 25cenU
xhr«;«m«« 60cenU
One w»»k 76cenU
Seven vori* *■; c>t>Htitute a line.
THE WEEKLY I MO*
iroJui-hcd in seHti-woeilr parts]
Is imtk! nn WpCoeaday and Satnrdar of each weak,
comprizing Eidit 1~-w» In each iasue. or Sixteen Paces
tach we k, nnd is the clieai^it aud mort deshaVlp
Home, >\*r~ and Literary JourDal published on the
Taciti- on* L
Terras. On* Year 10 60
Beml-Weekir I nl.,n AU vrriuing Bate*.
Ilalf Square, 1 time »1 0C
Each additional Ume 8C
One Square, 1 Ume 100
Kactaddlttnnaltlmn I 00
TO LET OB FOE SALE
Advcrtiau&MW of five lines Id thi« department an
hnuituil for M oents for one time ; three time* tot M
eenta or 75 oeots pet week.
TJIOR BALE, VEHY CHEAP-ONE OF THE
X m'«ii desirable corner ioU in the city ; abcre
the grade, with sidewalks complete. Apply at
Artificial Stone Works, on the premises, northeast
oor. Tenth and O. sU. ,_t<^ ME LLK R 4 SON. an9-iw'
OLACKBMITU SHOP FOU SALE. _ —
13 Two Forced, compl.te Stt (if Statf
To"l«, and all the sfK-k ; ci^ht low » •^■JHBm
lota with tl>e pla-.-e ; good tun of buai- SbKSESB
new. Price, *1.500. Inquire of CARL STdOBEL,
No. 821 J street. aiiO 3tA»wltS'
O •«'/ ing water, for sale ; best bargain i.i^W
the State ; well improved ; throe miles lrcm^*^
nllroad station, and in suhl of State Capitol. See
T. L. ACOCK. 904 Beveuth street. aus-lm'
1 /it* 1 A ACRES FOR BALE— FINEST JKft
J.U irt dairy ranch in California. AH of it^W
produces com, alfalfa, etc; well improved:""^"
one-half mile from railroad depot, l*rice, ?;C per
acre. See T. L. ACOCK, IK) I Seventh atraet.anSlni'
T7IARM FORMAL*— EIGHTY ACRES FlKSTaaft
V} quality of land, fenced hog tight, in Bix'wWr
fields ; good house and barns ; 8 acres bearing
mostly Muscat grapes; 380 fiuitbearing trees.
Price, 14,000; one half cub. Inquire of CARL,
STROBEL, 321 J street. anSJt&»»ltW
"CIORRENT— BO ACKESUND; f ACRES fPSft
F in Vineyard and Orchard; $150 cash rcnt^Wf
(n advauoa. Now is jour time >o see what ■ ■
nroji there is. Will sell the farm it $J,bOO. Apply
lo CARL BTROBEL, No. 321 1 street, 3acram«nt.>.
jy3ll«*»wltW
nmr ranch fob sale im ackes ma.
P of fine foothill land, two miles from New- W
castle. Has l.tsOO poach trees, 1,000 plum and ■
prane trees, 200 Bartli tt pear trees ; about 200
■ppie, 803 almou'l, B cherry, B orantre trees, and
•boat ton acres (f Mwiti'l crapes. Good house
and barns, with a!l neccreary outbuildings ; living
water ou the place, and the Bear river ditch runt
thro-iirh the land. For particulars apj'iy to S.
li vv YKIi, cormr of Sixteenth and J streets, Sacra
meotu, or to J. C. BOQQS, Sheriff's office. Auburn, j
fWRLEANS HOTrIL FUB,
\ J nished and nnturnnhed rooms to let to gentle
men or families by the day, week or month. 1018
Second rtreet, between J and K. MRS. 11. W. OGO,
Proprietress. au2-tf
,\/\< ACRES FOR B ALE— CHOICE FOROA
tp\f I fruit, vineyard Of Krazinu ; well 5W
watered and fenced ; title, V. S. patent ; loca- "*"
led one mile from railroad station. Apply to TV.
M HATCH, Tenth and J stroett, Facramcuto, or to
W. A. PATTERSON, Stockton, Cal. an 2 lm
|ft|sia£O LKT- THE THIRD STORY OF THE FIRST
HHs^eKiment Armory, Sixth and L streets. It a
'peculiarly adapted for Lodge Rooms, and will be
remodeled to suit. Inquire at this otlioe. jv3l-tf
I>.\M.-i FOR SALE— 3OO THOR- . .^.
J%y oughbred and graded Spanish '■ p^^riff-J
Merino Rams for talc. Brod from rti/OJoSr
the first importation of Simiishjgy. If^-
Merino Sheep to California, In ]8M.1sBMBBSBk&
Thoroughbred and hUrh Km -h fwr sale. Prict-u
reawnable. MKS. E. McCONNELL WILSON, Elk
CroT«, SacrMiirnto connty. Cai. _j i ' . o» •
Altalfa or Hop Land For Sale.
noe: acies, well improved, at low
/Gi>O Price- Inquire of CARL STROBEL, 321
Jr-reet. aulO atAawllS*
CHARGE TO MAKE MONEY!
rpHE SECOND AND THIRD STORIES OF THE
I Arcade Kultding on Second stieot, between J
and X, containing over thirty unfurnished, hne,
newly-finished rooms. Will be rented together very
low and on long time. Apply to it T. BRK.WER k
CO., No. 1019 Second street. iiis-tf
VALUABLE PROPERTY FOE SALE.
rfIHE ITNDERSIONED OFFERS FORjSgggf^
X sale ins well known Brewery, rut-t. '■^L^B
li»uti »t North San Juan, Cal. Simile iissssssssW
i n the great mining rtgion vf California. KaUb
lisbed In ISAS, and supplying a large section of coun
trj. Complete In smj detail for the manufacture
of a good article of ftw. A Uree spring supplies
the tfrewery sitL cool water. Witt the property
will be *4; the good will of the business, wagons,
h^rtes, and everything nrceaaaiy to carry on % flnt
"" class bustnen. Also residence and the title to eight
acres of land, almost entirely under cultivation. All
psraoni desirins such property, address O. W.
KOCH, North San Juan, oi inquire on the premises.
au'i 4plm
FOR SALE.
rf«UE SOLTHWFST (JIARTER OF SECTION
I 19, t iwnship 11 north, rai.uc 7 cast, situatol
•tßocklin, Ptaoer onunty, t2 miles from Sacramento
City, on whicn are two Urainte Quarries ; situated
aluotttde the C. P. R. R. track. J. H. SULLIVAN.
Real Estate and Insurance Ap.-r.t, 331 J street, Sao
rm—Dto, Cal aul-tl
FOR SALE.
O 1 AA ACRES OF L VND, LYING FIVE««
«Je tUV miles east of Marrevllle ; i.o.XiwW
acres Ihemnf inclon d and under cultivation,"*"
the remainder growing up In young timber ; good
house, barns, orchards, etc. The well has the finest
drinking water iv the valley. If not wanted for
tanaine, it is one of the beat stock ranches in the
county, and will be sold cheap enough to justify Its
use for stock only. Possession given September 1,
ISSi. For further information iuquire of the ."acra
tninto Bank, Sacrauientn, California. <\fi lm
FARM FOR SALE.
EOR SALE— I6O ACRES OF EXCELLENTMT
tarmlnir and ganU;. land, situated ::;B
■er county, four miles sonthewt of New. ~i~
r—tts There are on the place a commodious, hard
finished house, a fruit houM, a well of excellent
water, plenty of timber, '> acres of orohanl, 3 acres
of vineyard, all varieties of berries, e*.<r. Title per
fect For particulars inquin- of BERRY MITCHELL,
h eweastle. ))2a-lm'
FORCED SALE.
/^RKAT BARGAINS.— BY REASON OK ILL
\ X health 1 will sell at once all my property lv
this city, at private sale and at extremely low fig
ures. I offer a house and full lot, with large barn,
«t Twenty-third an<l G streets, and a full lot at
Twenty ninth and N street*. Also, forty head of
livery horse*, fifteen head o( which will make less
than three minutes ; twt. hacks, one nine passenger
wagon, buggies, snlkies, buckboards, tbirtv sets of
double and dugle harness, kn saddle*, lap-robes,
an.i other livery fnmfobinirs. Will se I all together
or any Item separately. Terms— One ilfth cash, and
halanM on live years' time if desired. Apply to
GEORGE McDAMEL,
Fountain Stables, 1 street, bet. Tenth and Eleventh.
' ly«-iptf
A RARE BARGAIN
fIIOR HOTEL MEN. -A FIRST-CLAS3 jMS<i
sv HOTEL, ha>*ing a good business of H
transient customers, is offered FOR SALFjIyL
VERY CHEAP, and upon easy terms. It is a
Three-story Brick Building, containing 35 rooms,
newly furnished throughout, with all modern oon
reniences, and In excellent condition. Is pleasantly
located in the foothills, upon the Central Pacific
Railroad, within a short ride from Sacramento and
Ben Francisco, and In thd best climate for invalids
in the State. Apply to r KKH. D. GRIFFITHS, at
L I SDLEY & CO.'S, Sacramento, Cai. JeM-lptf
MONEY TO LOAN
I \H REAL ESTATE, AT A LOW RATE OF 15-
I / tereot, by PETER BOHL, S2S i street .r.l7.u
health resobtB.
"ridge home,
T"rni)''<(n>Bil street, Brlwtrn Q and K.
Throe blocks from Terminal of O-«tr«t R. R.
KtS HOME FOR THE SICK t r*l *^»
has been establkhtd fo- in- Mr2j^~ \
of both ki« who : ' aY
irate acoDmniodations
£, and where tbe (>rders (^**js3hK&blsb^s
->wn physlciwil will be faithfully executed, lv
tD is high aud vor) beUttiy. Vri«es for Day
, Including Day Nurs-iog, are »1 to a d»y;
Full Si*;ht Norse, tl j0 eitr.
If For Rooms, apply to the propricirws, MR3.
L SPILLNER, who refer*, by perßusatou, to Drs.
Tmt«ll Slinni'His, Cluiiess, Nelson, OarJner and
SACRAMENTO DAILY RECORD-UNION.
fIALE BBOS. A 00.
■ ■
" THE END !"
NOT YET.
mr'Summer Clearance Sale
AN ABSOLUTE NECESSITY !
The question naturally arises in the minds of our patrons while
visiting this great sale: "Why is it that HALE BROS, are sacri
ficing their goods in such a manner ?" The casual observer, as he
or she moves through the different departments of the House, and
finds the prices on goods marked down 25. 35, and, in some
instances, 50 per cent., remarks : " HALE BBOS. must want coin
badly to make such enormous sacrifices." True, we want the coin,
! but did you ever know of an individual or firm to fail who bought
and sold exclusively for CASH
NO, XBVBR!
[While our patrons are enthusiastic over their purchases, and our
competitors are standing aghast, anxiously waiting for "THE
END!" HALE B£OS. are merely carrying out their established
programme of closing out all goods at the end of each season, even
though it be at a loss, bo that they may present their patrons with
choice, fresh goods at the opening of each season,
That this CLEARANCE SALE is no make-believe, we refer to
the thousands who daily throng each and every department of our
House.
That it has met with a support never before witnessed in this
city, and altogether in excess of what was anticipated, is evident
from the hundreds who, owing to the crowded condition of our stores,
could not receive attention.
-
HOUSEKEEPERS,

Now is Your Opportunity!
Fine Quality Bleached Damask Table Linen,
worth 80 cents,
REDUCED TO 50 CERTS PER YARD !
Fine Quality Gream Barnsley Table Linen.
65 CERTS PER YARD !
NAPKINS TO MATCH.
Large-size Marseilles Bedspreads,
REDUCED TO $125 EACH!
All-Linen Damask T0we15,21x38, 25 cents Each,
Linen Crash, formerly 10 cents,
REDUCED TO 6 2 3 CENTS PER YARD !
Orders by Mall receive special attention, and are filled the
day they are received.
i
HALE BROS. & CO.,
829, 831, 833. 835 I street,
— ajto—
1026 NINTH STREET, SACRAMENTO.
SACRAMENTO, FRIDAY MORNING, AUGUST 11, 1883.
MISCELLANEpaS.
Palmer & Sepulveda,
DJUJGGKESTS,
Northeast t'orncr Second and X streets, Sacramento.
Special attention given to Compounding Prescriptions-ac--^
curacy and absolute purity guaranteed. 3J
School Books and School Supplies.
ENVELOPES (ail sizes), a very large supply ;
WRITING PAPERS-the best in the market;
BALL PROGRAMMES and MENU CARDS;
PRINTERS' SUPPLIES, of all kinds ;
Choice line of VISITING CARDS.
S» j£& I 3®- "3? -X SS €3-,
Nos. 208-210 J street, : : : : : Sacramento.
m29lptf
_______
No. 325 J street, Sacramento, Oal.
IST MONEY TO LOAN IN SUMS FROM $500 UP.
FOR SALE AT A BARGAIN,
_*_&__:Ll_:_. _> w _2_ji X< X 3KTO-,
Venrlr X<->» : All Uodera Improveuienls ; Lot Well tiraded, and Centrally Located.
m!7-lply
F R ED. MASON, C^i '%-A T "SHk aHO C^ f K0 - 538 J STREET,
BAKUFACriBER Of W*f& SB»al bA| «&<^^ ■£(} B^f 9 BACRAMKXIO.
t
GRAND CIEARANCE SALE OF CARPETS !
Making Room for the Fall Season.
Brantela Carpel, from «■:} crrt* upwards. , Inicraln Carpets, from 23 rent* upwards.
iarOTUER LINrS IN PROPORTION, -m*
BE\ COBE¥, Nos. 410 and «1 J street, Sacramento.
OLRFBT BOX FACT«»K¥ O> g--«amv ■% * Mac LATEST IMPBOt ED
the pacific co IST. All Esrff llf %m MACHINERY
and Made to Order. Bna^ M bo* BOX PKI.N'TI.N'G.
CAPITAL BOX FACTORY CORNER SECOND AND Q STREETS
Depot I JBt., Im-I. From and *er->nd (next door to W. R. Strong & Co.) NICHOLS & CO. al7-lp6ra
PRESCRIPTIONS!
BOHTO.\ !>KH. STORK. „ COrWPOUNOEO
CORNER THIRD AND J STS., Ai WtlltllGr i VST UIIGIIIISU| AT ALLHUUBS,
SAeaAMKSTO, cal. PROPRIETOR. AT BEASONAfeLE KATES.
EMPRESS "CREAM! I ( &S§ U ??
85 AND 5O OBKTS X>ja3EC !_O I 3Tl^t.rs,
HAMMER'S DRUG STORE, A
FOURTH AND X STREETS. AND ALL SACRAMENTO DRUCCISIS. ml-lpSm
SAN FRANCISCO CAEDS,
SAN FRANCISCO
Business Directory
AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS.
George A. Darin A Co. — Manufacturers' Agents,
527 and 329 Market street.
Baker «i Hamilton— lmporters of Agricultural
Implements and Hardware : AicenU of the Benicia
AirrM Works. Junction Market, Pine and Da\issts.
ARTISTS.
Hnmseworlb— Op'k-Un and Photogranher, No. 1-
Montgomery street. Established iv 1821.
BELTINO, HOSE, ETC.
H. K. Cook — Manufacturer of Leather Belting,
Hose, Lacing, Bullion Bags, etc., southwest corner
Market and Frcmunt strecU.
BUSINESS COLLEGES.
FseMe Bnilnr»H College and Teltfrraphtc
Institute — (life Scholarship, for full Business
Coarse, $70). W. E. Chamberlain, Jr., and T A.
Hobicson, Proprietors, No. 330 Post street, oppo
sit« Uniou Square, 8. F., Cal. Bend (or Circular!.
CARRIAGES AND WAOONS.
S*Ha>baktr Bros. ManaraelnrlDK Co.—Re
pository, 21 Market street A. 11. laham, Manager.
CARPETS, OILCLOTHS, ETC.
Frank G. Edwards— Importer and Dealer, Nos.
628 to 634 Clay street, San Francisco.
DRUGS, CHEMICALS.
Ja«tln Galen. — Pioneer Druggist, remeved to 722
Montgomery St., S. F. Country orders solicited.
EDUCATIONAL.
School *f Civil Englarrrlnct >nn. ' ing,
Drawingaud Aaaylng. 24 Post it. A. Van der Nai.ler.
HATS.
C. Hesraaann A Co. — Manufacturers and Im
port-rs. No. 336 Kfarny St., near Pine. The (bits'
hats at the lowest pricus. Factory : 17 Belden st.
HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, ETC.
Marcas 1. flsvlry A Co.— Importers of Hard
ware and Agricultural Implements, t.'os. 301, SOS,
JO6, 307 and 303 Market street. Sin Francfeoo
Carolaa, Cory A Co.— lmporters of Hardware,
Iron and Bteel. Agents for the Pittat.uifr Bteel
Works, Ni rthweatern Harm Nail Company, and
Suulhinzvin Cutlery Co. Nos. 120 and 122 Front
street, and Nos. 117 and 119 California street
RESTAURANTS.
■waln't Family Bakery «<1 Dlnln*
Baloon— So. 83f Market street. WediHnjf cakes,
toe cream, cyjtere, Jellies, etc, constantly oa hud.
Famille* supplied.
RUBBER AND OIL GOODS.
Tk« i.mi« Percha and Babber ManaflMt
nrinir Company— Micuractuj-ers o* Rubber Ooods
of every description. Patentees of the celebrated
" Maltese Cmgg Brand" Carbolixed Hose. Corner
Flrr. and Market streets. J. W. Taylor, Manager.
STATIONERS, PRINTERS, £TC.
H. S. Crocker A Co. — Iroportinz and Manufsct
ariof Stationer*, Printers and Lithoenpherg, Nos.
(16, 217 and 219 Bush street, above Suisctn*.
WHOLESALE GROCERS.
Taber, Harker A Co. — Importers and Wholesale
Grocers, Nos. 108 and 110 California street.
SACRAMENTO RECORD-UNION
Sa\B Franrlico OOirr, No. II >•■« Montsom*
cry street (Palace Hotel).— J. H. Sharpe, Aitent.
WTLOOX& WHITE ORGAJTB
M T WAsU&tXKS Of
<•• &&*) 4 street, ftaenjuenu*
y Bold on the lcstaUmeo* plan. Orders for
[ TUNING prompt rr attended to. fe*n lpim
raUITS, SEEDS AND FBODUOE.
W. R. STRUNG & CO*
Wholesale Commission Merchants
AND riAI.HR n ALL ISTDB OF
CAXIFOBNIA «SKEEH AHD DK.IRB rSITR
NUTS, HONET, SEED
And General Merchandise.
dC All orders promptly attended to. Addreu :
W. R. STRONG & CO.,
an i-Iplm Noa. <>, 8 and 10 J street, Sacramonto
a. uoosia. s. snuma
S. GERSON & CO.,
(^ ESERAL COMMISSION MESCHANTS, AHD
X Dealers In
Imparted and DomesUe FrnlU, Vecekt
bles, Net*, fir.,
No. 220 J street, hetwean 3ecou<: od Third, Sacn
aionto. au2<lm
LYON & BARNES,
-COMMISSION MERCHANTS AND DEALERS »
rrodnee, Vecetaoles, Bntter, Ec-rt, Cheeie,
Poultry, Oreen and Dry Frulte, Honey, Beans, etc
ALFALFA SEED'
MT Potatoes In car-load lets or less.
jv23-lptf| Nos. 21 and 23 J street.
(Established is.-..'.)
»;ORK« 3. ORIKKIHT TB t!« SUiaoRT.
GREGORY & CO.
(Succeasora to J. Gregory),
-COMMISSION MERCHANTS AND WHOLESALE
\y Dealers in PRODUCE AND FRUIT.
Kos. 176 and 128 J Street.
]\ 2l-lptf Sacramento, Cat
FRUIT DEALERS,
fiAVINO REMOVED TO MORE COMMODIOUB
premises, we have enlarged our stock. We
you cho c Apples, free from worms, Lemons,
Limes, Oranges, Dried Fruits, Nuts, Dates, Canned
Goods, etc., at very low prices.
M. T. BREWER & CO.,
1006 to 1010 stacond itreet, between J and X, Sasra.
mento. j »22 -< f
D. DMEBJIJ RDI. JAB. KARSOU,
D. DEBERNARDI & CO.,
TBOLKALI JOmiSSIOa SIALBRB II
Butter. Eggß, Poultry, Vegetables.
Pratt, riah and Central Produce.
m27-lplm
WtNDUKERTH. LOUIS NICJLAUS.
Capital Brewery.
Corner I and Twelftb su,, Sacramento.
tiT WiartX quality of Beer furnisbeJ promptly to
order in city or elsewhere, and at lowest ratta
Jyl2-lptf KERTH * NICOLA'Ja, Proprietors.
tG. GRIFFITHS,
PENRYK
GRiBITEWORKS
PFXBVV, CAL.
rpHE BEST VARIETY AND
_ X Largest Quarries on tho
*i? r <a»- —^Pacific Coa»t. PoiUhed Granite
Monuments, Tombetonea and Tabletg made to order.
t3 «.rm..llr Bulldlas »toae Cm, Drriwed
and Polished t» order. olllpem
PHCENIX MILLS,
CEO. SCHROTH & CO., PROPRIETORS,
SACRAMENTO, CAL.,
Manufictuiers of finest brand of
NEW PROCESS FLOOR
ALSO, CORN MKAL, CRACKED WHEAT
Oatmeal Buckwheat and Gratum Flour,
al-iptf
MISGgT.T.ANEOUS.
CEsiiliEß!.
FOB
RHEUMATISM,
Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago,
Backache, Soreness of the Chest
Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell
ings and Sprains, Burns and
Scalds, Genera/ Bodily
Pains,
Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frostee
Feet and Ears, and all other
Pains and Aches.
No Preparation on earth eqnals St. Jacotw Ou
sj a safe, sure, simple and cheap Externa-
Remedy. A trial entails but the oomparaXiTelj
trifling outlay of 50 Cents, and every one suffering
with pain can have cheap and positiTe proof of iv
claims.
Directions In Eleven Languages.
BOLD BY ALL DBUGGIBTS AND DEALEES
IN MEDICINE.
A. VOGSLER Sc CO.,
Baltimore, ltd.. V. 8. L
" Preserve and ItegulHte, Not DeMroy
is a sound motto in medication, as well ta states
manship. Preserve the vigor of the »l H?i- ■1 1 \.■ organs,
and reinilate the secretion* with TAHKANTS
SELTZER APERIENT, and v.m euro dyspepsia and
liver complaint by a process in harmony with the
lawi of Nature. Tiolent medicines have had their
day. They devitalize the system. Reason as well
as the stomach rejects them. Rely on this ex
hilarating specific
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
amj.2wTuF
WANTED, LOST AND TOURD.
AiYvertifiemente of DTe lines In this department are
oaerted for 25 ctmts for one time : thieo times for SO
if nts or 75 cents per week.
VVTANTED-A MIDDLK-AGF.D LADY FOR
t ¥ general housework in miall fan ily ; most tie
a goo;i pi vi. ooak and neat ; stfudy p'.ace and srood
wages. Fur full particu an", addresj A. J. HF.NRY,
Colfax, Cal^ aulO-lw
SITUATION WASTED— A STRONG YOING
man, just from Oerma^y, wishts to learn a
trade, and U willing (a m:ike himself generally use
ful, at low nm Address FREUEKICK WINDER,
William Tell House. atiB-lw»
WANMU-A NO. 1 WAGON-MAKER. WHO
understands piintinir, aa a partner, to engage
in business in a thriving railroad town. The capital
needed i ■ small, and the right kind of a man wffl be
asnisUd. Inquire at this sMßja. auS tf
WANTED -TWENTY- FIVE WOMEN TO
work at canning. Apply to Capital Pacing
Coniiiany, Nob. 77 and 7. Front street. auT-tf
WANTED.
MALE— | FEMALK
-12 Ranch Han Is, 2 Women Corks,
6 Milkers, S GirU for Housework
4 Waitcrß, and Laundry Women.
3 Teamsters, 3 Waiter Oir!»,
Yen to Pick Fruit, 6 Nurse Girl 3.
3 Blacksmith*.
Apply to HOUSTON & CO. '3 Employment Office,
Fourth and X streets. jyl3 Iptf
SUMMER RESORTS.
Ocean Villa,
tSAIK-rA. ORT7Z.
"PERSONS VISITING THESEA • t~ JTHj-^ -,
side town of Sauta Cruz "^'Bp"*^^^^*.
find luperior accommodations- W£mE=LmmtE~~
good board, and easy access to the beach from this
popular resort. Rare facilities for boating, fishing
and bathing. G. H. BLISS, Proprietor.
Jy22-4plm
SUMMER HOME FARM
IS SITUATED IN THE WARM I yM,-^^.
fruit belt nf tho Santa Cruz Aff^r-- .»■,
mountains, surrounded by ri.l-Jf EBJB™^
\*!M:d f. rt sts, tli'<>|i ami romai:ticß|y*y^MlLlML
onons aud delightful moun<jun^**is^"'™S^
drives ; the location being seven miles inland from
Santa Cruz, affords a delightful climate. Swimming
baths on tbc place ; coach goes to Santa Cruz three
times a week, giving guests sea bathing ; fare for
round trip, $1. A commodious hotel and cosy cot
tages have been erocted ; table supplied with aa
abundance of cream and fruit. Daily connection
made by coach with the 2:30 r. h. train of the South
Pacific Coast (Narrow Gauge) Railroad at Olcnnood.
Board, $10 per week Address,
J. W. DsWOLFE,
]e!0-4ptf Glen wood, Santa Cruz Co.
HOT SULPHUR SPRINGS,
(Via Callntoga), Lake Comity.
RICHARD WILLIAMS. Proprietor.
TOR HEALTH, BLOOD AND * jMLa~>r\
JP Recreation, no place in bett< r M^3mT «N
suited to Sacnuncnto Valley people jßiSHßf^r
than this. KK*^flj*ftyML-
July Ist, the Meridian Sulphur***"^-^" I *^-
Baths, 108\
Good accommodation for campers and best ac
commodations for families and invalids.
Board per Week From 812 to $15
Btagr from Callttoga $3
Je23 4p3m
HOT MINERAL SPRINGS.
SITUATED 10 MILE 9 EAST . xgVl—^
of St. Helena, in Poiw valley, Mrfrin^r .*>
Napa county. These waters close! \JH ' i^**#
resemble tin- Ems <■! Germjoy ii;sW?MW ?>jWL
anal yais and salutary effects. •*BSs=?2a*lßS-
They have cured many cases of lleart, Kidney,
sp-.nnl and Liver Dl*ea»c»; also, !•>-
pvpi>la. Janndlee. l'nr:il)-.|., Ery.tlprlait.
KhenmsllMn, Mrlatlea, KearnUla, General
DebllltT. llmiM hii j, and Pnlnioaary « oni
plalnln In tbelr early Nlaxe*.
See pamphlet descriptive of analysis and cares at
the office of J. A. BAUER, Esq., chemist and
apothecajy, 101 Post ftreet, tan Francisco.
Board and Bath* *le per week.
The .Etna Springs stages will leave the depot at
St. Helena daily upon the arrival of the cars at 11:30
A. M. People leaving San Francisco at A. M. will
reach the Spring at t r. v.
«■ FAKE, *>.
W. 11. I milt. Proprietor.
Lidell Postofficc, hapa county, Cal. jc27 ■4p2m*
HOWARD ' S
HOT AND COLD
MINERAL SPRINGS,
LAKE COUNTY. CAL., MRS. A. HEISCH, Proprietress.
THESE SPRINQS, FOURTEEN I j^, -—^
in number, are justly cele- Jk2»3sV iN
bratod for eunn;* Drupsy, Rheu- jMTScßp™^
mitism, G<iut, Female i)isfnca.Bl 'rrV*SmLr
Catarrh, Dyipepsta, Dysentery, ™"*sS2^»»»^-
Costiveness, Scrofula, Asthma, Salt Rheum. Liver
and Kidney Complaints' aud Skin Diseases. Chills
and Fever a specialty. BOARD, ROOM *od BAT 3,
$10 PER WEEK. Passengers will be met at Lr.wer
Lake on Monday, Wednesday and Friday ; and on
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at Gleubrook.
taT Stages leave Calistoga daily on arrival of
morniDg trains. jel3-4ptf
-AJlen Springs,
LAKE COUNTY, CAL.
nnHISWFLL- KNOWN RESORT Ays-j—^
\. is nex open for the reception -4fc3ijk*jS
of sruests. The most dt-*)ir^bl"^Tj jTHF'iJ
place of the kind in the State. F"neH'rWW^*)^
differcnt mineral springs, includ-^**^-^*"*^
ing sulphur, iron and soda. Steam Baths a spe
cialty. Hunting and f&.iog unsurpassed. Neat
cottages for campers. Those seeking health or
pleasure can find the very beat climate in California,
and nrst-elass hotel accommodations. Board from
flO to £1! per week. Telegraphic, postal and ex
press facilities. Railroad from Sacramento to Will.
lams, thence *>y stage 37 miles. Fare from Sacra
mento to Springs, 18. Address
JelS-4ptf JAKES D. BAILET.
STAR MILLS AND MALT HOUSE,
SI I 801 Et Jt LASE9,
NOS. £0, 52 AND 54 FIFTb'sT., BACRAMEXTO,
dealers in Produce and Brewers' Supplies, Man
utactu ers of Malt and all kinds of Meals ; Oatmeal,
Cornmeal, Cracked Wheat, Graham Floor, Buck
wheat Flour, etc. New Grain Bags for sale. A^anta
or Baokeye Mills Flour, MarysvUie. jyl7-lp
AT THE END OF LIFE.
So many years Ire jfono this way.
Ho many years ' I must confess "
Waste energies, luuch disarray ;
Yet cxn I own no wcarinew,
Nor R-ic i evemnfj'a shadows fall
i>u*»n my much inscriptioneu wall ;
The warm air fti!l in like mid day,
And mai.y mournful gbests are past,
Laid still at last.
The fabled fardel lighter grew
As near the bourne tbe btarer drew .
Life can, alas ! no more eurprise
By its coutinuuus compromise. «
New faces till the chairs, and n>
Our interest in the game runs low.
yuiet pleasures longest star,
Kxjwncnce packs so muutratray,
1 wait and wondei ! Inn^ ago
This wonder was my constant guest,
Wonder at onr environing,
And at myself within thu ring ;
Still that abides with me, some quest
Before my footsteps seems to lip,
But quest of what I scarcely know,
lite lttelf makes no reply ;
A attest tor naught that earth supplies.
This is our life's last compromise.
—[William Bell Scott.
THE GOOD-NATURED COUPLE
[This Is a popular German elory which, being sus
ceptible of many variation*, is uswl by the peasantry
as a satire upon the ailrf huimvkeepcr*.]
There was once a man called Frederick ;
he had a wife whose name was Catherine,
and they had not long been married. One
day Frederick said: "Kate, I am going
to work in the fields ; when I come
back I shall bo hungry, co let me have
something nice cooked and a pood draught
of als." "Very well," said she, "it Bball
be ready." When dinner-time drew nigh,
Catherine took a nice uteak, which was all
the meat ehe bad, and put it on the fire to
fry. The steak soon began to look brown
and to crackle in the pan, and Catherine
stood by with a fork and turned it. Then
she said to herself : "The steak is almost
ready ; I may as well go to the cellar for the
ale." So she left the pan on the tire, and
took a large jug and went into the cellar
and tapped the ale cask. The beer ran
into the jug, and 'Catherine stood looking
on. At last it popped into her head, "The
dog is not chut vp — he may be running
away with the steak ; that's well thought
of." So up she ran from the cellar ; and
sure enoifgh the raEcally cur had got the
eteak in his mouth and wab making c.ff with
it. Away ran Catherine, and away ran the
dog across the Held ; but he ran faster than
she, and stuck close to the steak. " It's
all gone, and ' what can't bo cured must be
endured,'" said Catherine. So she turned
round, and ac she had run a good way and
was tired, she walked home leisurely to
cool herself.
Now all this time the ale was running,
too, for Catherine had not turned tbe cock ;
and when the jug waa full the liquor ran
upon the floor till the cask was empty.
When she got to the oel!ar-st-\ira she saw
what had happened. ''My stars ! " said
she, "what shall I do tj keep Frederick
from seeing all this slopping abont T " So
she thought a while, and at last remem
bered that there was a sick of line meal
bought at the last fair, and that if she
sprinkled this over the floor it would suck
up the ale nicely. " What a lucky thing,"
said she, " that we kept th;it meal ; we
have now a good use for it." So she went
for it ; but she managed to set it down just
upon the great jug full of beer, and upset
it ; and thus all the sle that had been
saved was set swimming on the floor also.
"Ah! well," said she, "when one gues
another may as well follow." Then she
strewed the meal all about the cellar, and
was quite pleased with her cleverness, and
said, " How very nrat and clean it looks !"
At noon Frederick came home. " Now,
wife, "cried ho, "whathave you fordinner?"
"O, Frederick," answered she, "I was
cooking you a steal:, but while I went down
to draw the aie the doy ran away with it,
and while I ran after him the a c all ran
cut ; and when I went to dry up the ale
with the jack o f meal that we got at the
fair I upset the jug ; but the cellar is now
quite dry, and looks so clean ! :> " Kate,
Kate," said he, "how could you do all
this ? Wny did yon leave the steak to fry,
and the ale to run, and then spoil all the
meai?" "Why, Frederick," said she, "I
did not know I was doinj; wrong ; you
should have told me before."
The husband thought to himself, if my
wife manages matters thuß, I must look
sharp myseif. Now he had a good deal of
gold in the hoti3e, so he siid to Catherine,
" Whit pretty yellow buttons these are !
I shall put them in a box and bury them
in the garden ; hut take cue that you never
go near or meddle with theru." "No,
Frederick," said she, "that I never will. '
As Boon a 9 he was gone, there came by
Borne peddlers with earthenware plates and
dishes, and they aaked her whether Bhe
would bny. "Oh dear me, I should like
to buy very much, but I have no money ;
if you had any use for yellow buttons, 1
might deal with yon." " Yellow buttons f
said they, "iet in have a lock at them."
"Go into the garden and dig where I tell
you, and you will find the yellow buttons?
I dare not go myself." 3o the rogues went ;
and when they found what these yellow
buttons were they took them all away, and
left her plenty of plates and dishes. Then
she set them all about the house for a show ;
and wbeu Fiederick came back, he cried
out, "Kate, what have you bten doing ?"
"See," said she, "I have bought all these
wi-.h your yellow buttons ; but I did not
touch them myself, the peddlfis went them
selves and dvi; them up." "Wife, wife,"
said Frederick, " what a pretty piece of
work you have made ! those yellow buttons
were all my money ; how came you to do
such a thing?" " Why," answered (the, " I
did not know theru was auy harm in it ;
you should have told me."
Catherine stood musing for a while, and
at laat said to her husband: "Hark ye,
Frederick, we will soon get the gold
back ; let v? run after the thieves. "
"Well, we will try," answered he; "but
take some butter acd cheese with you, th»t
we may have something to eat by the way. "
"Very well," s»id ilte, and they set out;
and as Frederick walked the fastest, he
left his wife sonic way behind. "It does
not matter," thought she; "when we turn
back I shall be co n.uch nearer home than
he."
Presently she came to the top of a hill,
down the siile of which there was a road
so narrow that the cart-wheels always
chafed the trees on each fcii'e as they
patsed, "Ah ! see, now," said she, "how
they have bruised and wounded thesn poor
trees; they will never get well." So she
took pity nn them, and made use of the
butter to grease them all, so that the
wheels might not hurt them so much.
While she was doing this kind office, one
of her cheeses fell cut of the basket and
rolled down the hill. Catherine looked,
but could not oee where i( was gone; so
she said: "Well, I suppose the other
will lo the same way and iind you ; he has
younger legs than I have." Then she
rolled the other cheese afrer it ; and away
it went, nobody knows where, down tho
hill. Bat she said sho supposed they
knew the roa'l, and would follow her, and
Bhe could not stay there all day waiting
for them.
At last she overtook Frederick, who de
sired her to give him something to eat.
Then she gave him the dry bread. " Where
is the butter and the cheese ?" rail he.
" O ." answered she, " I U9ed the batter
to grease those poor trees that the wheels
chafed so : and one of the cheeses r»D
away, so I sent the other after it to find
it, and I suppose they are both on the road
together somewhero." " What a goose
you aroto do such silly things !" said the (
husband, "How can you say so?' said
she ; " I am i>ure you never told me not."
'They ate the dry bread together; and
Frederick said, "Kate, I hope you locked
the doer Bill when you came away."
'■N<>,' : answered she, "you did not tel!
me." "Then go home and do it now,
before we go cny farther, " said Frederick,
"and brinij villi you something to eat."
Catherine did as he told her, and thought
to herself by the way, " Frederick wants
something to eit ; but I don't think he is
very fond of butter and cheese ; I'll bring
him a bag of fine nuts and the vinegar, for
I have often seen him take some."
When she reached home, she bolted the
bask door, but the front door she took off
the hinges, and s»id, " Frederick told me
to lock the door, but surely it cm nowhere
be so safe as if I take it with me" Si she
took her time by the way : and when she
overtook her husband, she cried out,
" There, Frederick, there is the door itaelf,
now you may watch it as carefully as you
please." "Alas ! alas !" said he, " what a
clever wife I have ! I sent you to make the
house fast, and you take the door away, so
that everybody may go in and ont aa they
pleace — however, aa you have brought the
door, you shall carry it about with yon for
pains." " Very well," answered she, " I'll
carry the door ; bnt I'll not carry the nuts
and vinegar bottle also— that would be too
much of a load ; so, if you please, I'll
fasten them to the door."
Frederick, cf course, made no objection
to the plan, and they get off into the wood
to look for the thieves ; but they could not
find them ; and when it grew dark, they
climbed up into a tree to spend tbe night
there. Bcarsely were they up, than who
should come by but the very rogues they
were looking for. They were in truth
great rascals, and belonged to that class of
people who tind things before they ara
lost ; they were tired, so they sat down an.l
made a tire under the very tree where
Frederick and Catherine were. Frederick
slipped down on the other side, and picked
up some stones. Then he climbed up
again, and tried to hit the thieves on the
head with them ; but they only said, "It
must be near morning, for the wind shakes
the fir-apples down."
Catherine, who had the door oa htr
shoulder, began to be very tired ; but she
thought it was the nuts upon it that were
so heavy, so she said softly, "Frederick, I
must let the nuts go." " No," answered
he, " not now, they will discover us." " I
can't heip that, they, must go." "Well
then, make haste and throw them down if
you will." Then away rattled the nuts
down among the boughs ; and one of the
thieves cried, " Bless me, it is hailing."
A lit'le while after Catherine thought
the door was still very heavy,
so she whispered to Frederick,
" I must throw the vinegar down."
"Pray, don't," answered he, "it will dis
cover us." " I can't help that," said she,
"go it must." So she poured all the vine
gar down ; and the thieves said, " What a
heavy dew there is !"
At last it popped into Catherine's
head that it was the door itself
that was so heavy all the time ;
so she whispered to Frederick, " I mu&t
throw the door down soon. " But he begged
and prayed her not tv do so, for he was
sure it would betray them. "Here goes,
however,'' said she — and down went the
door with such a clatter upon the thieves,
that they cried out, " Murder 1" and not
knowing what was coming, ran away bs
fast aa they could, and left all the gold.
So when Frederick aod Catherine came
down, there they found all their money
safe acd sound.
THE WOOING OF SLEEP.
An endeavor to go to Bleep is a mistake.
For example, when the will makes »n ef
fort to dull the ear the mental sense be
hind the sense organ is thrown into a con
dition of listening and tension. The power
of hearing is not diminished, but, as it
were, restricted in its range and its night
ened sensibility— as the vibraule capacity
of a musical reed may be raised by reduc
ing the length of the liber along which its
vibrations are propagated. Noises that
would not previously have been noticed
are perceived, and become sources of an
noyance. This intensifying of the sensa
tions in the attempt to go to sleep, of which
most persons are conscious, is doubtless
partly due to the quiet that prevails in the
house and bed-chamber ; but there is also
an increase of the susceptibility of the per
ceptive faculty, frequently to such an ex
tent that the ticking of a watch or the
tapping of an insect behind the wall-paper
will not only be heard, but be actually pain-
So it is with eight ; when the eyelids are
cloeed the inner mental sense of vision be
comes increasingly acute, and the field of
sight is toon crowded with grotesque and
rapidly changing images. The worrying
effect of this phantasmagoria is a too famil
iar experience of the sleep-waiter. All the
mental senses are in like manner stimulated
and their acuteness intensified by the en
deavor to lower the sensibility of the sense
orgats. The mental sense of smell may be
rendered so keen that the scarcely percept
ible odor of bed-linen will prove offensive.
Taste may be so stimulated that the natu
ral moisture of the mouth becomes loath
some. General sensation may be S3 inten
sified that a rough thread in a sheet, or a
little stream of cold air rinding its way
under the coverlet, will occasion the most
irritating experience. In short, the whole
process of attempted sense-subduing is un
natural and opposed to the dictates of rea
son.
No such effort ought to be made. Exter
nal quiet ehould be secured, if quiet be
personally agreeable, and whether light or |
darkness be preferable must depend on the i
idiosyncrasy. No CDntrol ought to be ex- !
ercised over the senses. The eyelids should !
not be closed, but allowed to droop when \
weary. There should be no resolution to I
disregard sounds, or to suppress sensations
of any kind. The surroundings being pro- !
pitioii9 and consonant with tlie "feel- i
ings," or, still better, disregarded, mind j
and body should be left to lake their chance I
of sleep, without the striving wlii.:h, iv
truth, is the principal cause of wakeful
: new. This is why it often happens that
i persons" Who cannot sleep in bed by night I
will drop off to sleep readily in a chair by j
day. It is the effort to sleep that keeps off
slumber, and when there is no effort, sleep
comes naturally. If the endeavor to
deep is made, as it commences expectancy
begins, and, paradoxically as it may seem,
the consciousness is actually kept awake to
watch for sleep ! This watchfulness, aris- |
ing out of the eagerness of the desire for >
sleep and the intensity of the effort made '
to woo it, throws the mind into a sort of
tensive anticipation incompatible with
somnolence. Then comes the period of
restless and irritated disappointment, in i
which the mind is so vexed, the brain co
excited, and the organism, as a whole. |
thrown into such a state of irritability,
that the best thing to do is to riso and
take a bath, or wash from head to feet,
with the double purpose of allaying the
excitement and inducing a more peaceful
mood by physical exercise.
NOT SO GREEN AS HE LOOKED.
A young man with a nose like a razor,
and an eye which would have raised a blis
ter on sheet-iron on a hot day, halted a
pedestrian on Gratiot avenue and stated
tli it he was trying to raise money to reach
the bedside of his dying sister in Chicago.
He was too proud to beg, but if the citizen
would give him a quarter he would show
him a trick worth five dollars.
"Vhas ish dot drick ?" queried the
citizen.
" It is to make ten cents go further than
a dollar. You can play it on the boy* and
make ten dollars a day."
"My frendt, I never Ways mit der
poys."
" Yes, but you can have lots of fun, you
know."
"I vhas no han.lt for fun. If I ever get
fil" some shokes I never laff."
" Yes, but this is something new. When
yon come down to the grocery of an even
ing yon—"
"I doan' come down. I vas home on der
shteps all der eafninga."
" But you shonld have a little fun with
your neighbors."
" I told you I vhas not a funny man. I
likes to schmoke und read der morning !
papers."
" Well, I don't beg, aad I am offering
you the trick very low in order to gee home
. and see my sister die. Have you a dying
sister ?"
" I doan' expect I have. Vhai ish dot
trick ?"
" To make ten cents go farther than one
dollar."
" Und vhill she do it ?"
"She will."
" Und rive cents goes petter as a dime ?"
"That's the ratio."
" I'ad nothings at all goes petter ash live
cents."
"I— l— l think it doer."
" Veil, you shuat consider you haf all der
nodings ever was und you will be in Chi
cago to-morrow. Gif my luf to- dot dying |
[ eister, und tell her dot you caw me well, i
j You'd petter git some oxpreis wagons to
draw dose nickels down to der railroad,
and you look a leedle oudt for come Dutch- I
mass who hai peen eating grass and vhas I
green !" — [Detroit Free Press.
The Yoi'nuer Brother.*. — Nearly 3,000
citizens of Missouri, including county
officials in different parts of the State, have
«igned a petition to Governor Uabbard of i
Minnesota, urging him to pardon the j
Younger brothers— Coleman, Robert and '
Jamet— who have been imprisoned four!
years. They Bay i "We have not a word j
to say in excuse of their crime ; it can but j
have the ucqualified condemnation cf all i
good citiaebs ; but we would lespectfally
suggest that the object of punishment is
not vengeance, but the reformation of the
offenders and to deter others. The pur
pose "f Majsr Littleton Younger, if he I
can by lawful and proper means effect i
their release, is to take them with him j
to his home in Oregon, and there
make of them good and peaceable citizens,
which he gives us assurance he can and
will do, and we believe him and honor him
for the persevering effort he is making to
this end." It is doubtful if Governor Hub
bard will be convinced as easily as thoy
have been that good citizens can be made
out of these miscreants before they have
served out their sentence.
■ •-♦ __
HoBSFORD'a Acid Phobphati as a Cool-
Dfo Drink.— Dr. M. H. Henry, Xew York,
saya : " It possesses claim* as a beverage be
yond anything 1 know of In the form of m«di
cine, and In aervcui diseases I know of no
propagation to equal it."
To Riliivl the u*ual crowd at the wagon,
ticket* to Robinson's great circu* are now on
• ale at Hooghton'* bookstore, *
j DAIXY KKfOR» IMOV SKKIKS.
I TOI. XV.-SO. 147.
NEWSPAPER WIT.
Oae result of the large crops already
noticed is that the lucky farmer feels hit
oatß and ia happy. — [Kansaa City Journal.
There's this to be said in favor of Adam
and Eye: There's no evidence that they
lied about the siza of the snake. — [Boston
Post.
In a few months the coal dealer will get
even with the batcher, and thus make both
ends meat.— [New York Commercial Ad
vertiser.
Oue of Chicago's heaviest men is Leiter.
He is going to build a four-million dollar
hotel, which will make him lighter still.—
[Lowell Courier.
Mashed Masher : Do we consider red
hair handsome ? Well, we just do, when
there's a red- headed woman round. It'«
safer. — [Boston Post.
A young man of Chattanooga waa re
cently struck and killed by a croquet mal
let. He must have been playing with his
sißter.— [Philadelphia News.
The bold Arabi B»v, looking out on the fl»ht,
Kemarked to bimse'f, " This is Hades I
If they keep this thing up all the time until night,
Ihey'li certain!}- frighteu the ladies !"
— [Courier Journal.
A Delaware man in Philadelphia yester
day was so closely questioned that at last
he confessed, with tears in his eyes, that
there would be & big peach crop.—[Phila
delphia News.
Mary Anderson has been sailing in her
new yacht. She ia very handsome, de
cidedly faar, has all the modern improve
ments and plenty of room oa deck. — [Phila
delphia News.
Poor Annie Lsnise Gary. After con
quering the mufcicil world, and having all
mankind at her feet, she at last settles
down as the >vife of a demoorat— [Phil*,
delphia News.
"Eaecntrie," said the West End mv,
" w by, my wife'g the most eccentric wo
man in America. She'll even drive a nail
without bursting tophet out of her thumb."
—[Boston Poet.
A woman's journal warns its fair reader*
never to sleep in the broad glare of the
moonlight. Considering the weather, this
advice ia timely. There is a man in the
moon. — [ Poiladelphia Newt.
An American girl is disgusted with Bern
bardt. She saw her play not long ago, and
says that the shameless Sarah brazenly
wore the very same drees she had on in
America.— [Philadelphia News.
A rural chap who visited a "summer
garden " in New York looked in vain for a
trsce of shrn'obery or a tree, and asked his
companion if they had got into a prison
yard by mistake.— [Norristown Herald.
The Century's story about a man in Geor
gia who could yell to us to be heard five
miles, will hardly bo credited by those who
have^tried to make a horse car driver hear
at a distance of four rods. — [Boston Post.
"Dj you believe in signs ?" aekod the
Shop-keeper. "Well, I used to," said
Fot-g, " but since you placed in the win
dow 'Selling for less than cost,' I have
weakened considerably." — [Boston Tran
script.
The Boston Posi intimates that Jumbo
wan recently attacked by a Jersey mos.
iiv.it.., but fails to aay a word about the
result of the conflict. However, there
could be but one result. Poor Jumbo.
[Philadelphia News.
Chicago has yet l>ecm anvisited by tl c
sort of tornadoes which have devastated
oth»r portious of the adjacent country.
When Chicago wants to raise the wind,
she has to do it on a mortgage to Eastern
capitalists. — [Lowell Citizen.
James Fugarty, of Chicago, tried to eat
three quarts of ueanuts in twenty minutes
on a bet of §3, and it took a surgeon a
whole hour to get the shucks out of his
throat. A man makes a hig mistake when
he thicks he'd Jumbo. — [Smarlaville Jour
nal.
"I didn't order that whisk-broom,"
growled a msa in a Na3san -street restau
rant, pointing to a plate the waiter just
brought. " Why, that is not a broom,
sir!" "What ia it then!" demanded the
guest. ''A'parcrgrasa," was the reply.
[New York Commercial Advertiser.
The trineit of Venn* is goin^ ta oocur
next December j but if yoc v.ant to take a
little prciuda at n sort of preparation, go
and sit on tre piT sad watch " Venus
rising from the sea " in a h!ue flannel bath
ing suit, with a hi<tSons iha.ie hat strapped
down over liar ear*. — [Nmt Haven Register.
" Yes," said the farmer, " we've got the
small- pox at our house. Bat don't let it bfl
known. You see my city cousins'll b«
tumbling in on me iv a few* days. I shall
be glad to see 'em and tell 'em to stay for
ever. But won't it be fan to see 'cm scat
ter when they get onto the fact?." — [Bo»
--ton Post.
One of the brawniest Irish comedians
was discussing the artillery duel at Alex
andria with one of the nattiest of our im.
parted English juvenilia. The Irishman
was terribly in earnest, and finally he
roare.l : " I tf 11 you, sor, English diffukilty
is Irish opportyoonity !" "I believe yon,
my boy— to enlist !" — [N. Y. Mirror.
A Constantinaple di?u»tch says that
"considerable surprise is expressed that
General Wallace, the American Minister,
h%3 again been summoned to the palace.
General Wallaca attends the palace daily.
General Wallace has also frequent in
terviews with Lard Dufferin." The gen
tleman in charge of the cable evidently
doea not understand that three people can
play paker juntas well as six. — [Chicago
Tribune.
Jim Webster, an Austin colored vote',
returned a few days ago, after an absence
of a week in the country. After he got
back he was asking Uncle Moae how hia
negro acquaintances were convng on, and
among othera what Tom Knott, who was
celebrated for his lack of sociability and
stillness, was doing. " Didn't yer meet a
funeral as yer was comin' into town?"
" Ye*. I did. Uncle ilose.'' "Dem was
Tom Koott'e obsequious, dey was." "I
mout had guessed bit. Dit aiu't de fust
time hi; hai passed me on de street widont
lettin 1 oa d»t be knowed me." — [Texas
Sittings.
"Jolly Girls."— lt is not the leu a
serious question what shall be done with
the American jolly girl, or what she will
do with henielf. The social aspects of the
question aro natnrally the most obvious,
but it b?.s moral aspect* also. When a
young girl gets to be impatient of re
straint, and anxions, first and chief of all,
to have " a jolly time," she is in a position
of at least possible peril. From the jolly
girls in certain ranks of society the Jennie
Cramers are recruited — girls who mean no
barm, but are so careless of conventionsli
ties that they are in danger b:fore they ara
aware. Our social custom* allow a free.
dr>m between the sexes which is wise and
healthy, but contains perilous possibilities.
There is room at least for the inquiry
whether what may be called the calis.
theDic craze, the cultivation of "mannish"
sports, Rumcs and fcrms of physical exer
cise among girlf, may not have been the oc
casion in part for the diminished gentle
ness and womanliness observable in the
jolly girl of the period 1 . A keen old lady
ia said to have comforted a young mother
who was deploring her lot in having no
daughter with tho remark, "Be thankful,
my dear, you have none. In these days —
who knows? — eho might have turned ont a
jolly girl ?" Probably there are a good
many mothers, English and American,
who aporeciate the force of this observa
tion. — [Boston Journal.
The Good HrsßASD.— Some weeks since
the wife of a Philadelphia broker asked her
husband to give her a thousand dollars on
which to speculate, and like the good man
he is, he complied. In a day or two oppor
tunity offered to buy some county railroad
bonds at very low fignres, and she invest
ed. When he came home that night she
remarked :
"George, it soem.t as if I remember of
you davin« some Blank county railroad
bonds."
"Ye», I did."
" Just a thousand Hollars worth, wasn't
it!"
" Exactly."
" And ynn sold them?"
"Ye* ; to-day."
" What are they worth f
" About ten per cent."
"What!" she shrieked. "Why, I
bought those very bonds and paid 95 for
them r
'" Jnst so, darling, just so ! You wanted
to speculate ; I knew you would get bit
ten. I therefore arranged it to cover the
mott of that thousand back into my wal
let."
"Bat, tir— !"
"Becilm, M»ri«, becalm. If you low
your temper that way you'll never have
any luak buyiog on an rxcited market.
You ought to be proud of a husband who
can rake in sevep or ei^ht hundred dollars
on ods little speculation like that."
To RmiTE the usual crowd at the wagon,
liokets to X .binson'* great circus are now on
sale at Koaqhtoo'f bookstore, *

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