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DON'T FRET. ." "Don't cross the bridge before yon reach-it ft No matter how stransre it may Bound, ' . The aiaxira from end to bt-i.'inriiw-. Is exceedingly sage ane! prufo—icl ; •-. ••Don't tret. Just yet," . la its meaning the wide world arouud. Won't cross the bridge ere you reach It, Nor tia-ste while the rky is so fair. Although by the "i-i^-as of the weather, You know there's a storm iv the air. ■•--• < lion's fret, J_t yet, .-. But wait tilt the bridge Isn't them-. Don't cross the bridge ere you reach it. Though your judgment approve* of the route. Never Hint of a vanished wood pile, Aral if you know what you're al out, Don't fret, rust yi :. But wait till your file is all out. Don't cross ib» bridge ere you ri ac ) it, Though of hiii-res, the gate litis but one, __. >■ -.1 r.i'.iii-.'-r.'.i pig v. ill not see it. - Kor ija" hlngajs better than nose ; Don't fret. Just vet. Out V— lt till the mischief Is done. Don't . ro_ the bridge ere yon reach It, But patiently wait. If -'.ni i an ; • me.'t. prepare fir the storm, lite a womao, <•'t_.il still anil get ...•.'. uiea man, Is-u'l fret. Jtt-t ■•■'. Hut get dry, 'tli a. much wiser plan. —{irbtilus, In Western Rural THE PARSON'S CANOE TRIP. i lid Mr. Bittleston . had a charming house and ground on tlio Thames, near Marlow, including a pretty little eyot. One sultry afternoon lie was enjoying a placid !■"■ in a shady arbor near the water's edge when he was aroused by the splashing _ . . «rrr- — v ..■■".. *- iii" oars, anil beheld a young man in a boat ing costume in th i act of alighting upon the lawn. Mr. ".lulu* ton sprang to his feet in an instant, prepared to lose his temper on small " provocation. He knew the stranger's errand, for he received half a dozen promiscuous visits of this kind in the course of the day. When the young man drew near lie proved to be rather a mild-looking youth, who wore spectacles and seemed diffident and embarrassed. "' Have I the pleasure of speaking to the proprietor of this island?'' he inquired, politely lifting his straw bat from his . ad, "Yes, the island belongs to me," said Mr. Bittleston, shortly. "Will you permit me to hand you my card?" said the stranger: producing a card-case. Mr. Bit tl -i.'.'i felt somewhat molified by the young man's {ml and respectful demeanor, and lie look the card. It bore the following inscription* "The Roy. Mark very, i.4 Hay street, St freorge's-in-the-East." "Oh, you are a clergyman" remarked the old gentleman, who had a good, dd-fash ioncd regard for the cloth. ''Yes, in de spite of my dress, nvbi.li is decidedly un clerical," said tlie young man, smiling ; " I suppose you can guess why i troubled you. We are on our way to Oxford, and i wished your permission to cam pout on your island for the night, with my friends." "I an sorry to say that I've '.-■■ v. obliged to put i stop to that," said Mr. Bittleston ; ■*-__ i— aid I cannot make in exception in your «■— -j." " I hope you will, sir,' said the parson, pc rsuasiv :ly ; " I plead not so much for myself .io for my two compan ions. They are lioth very worthy young men, and this: little trip which I bave organized is .-. pleasure which they have never before experienced. One is a pupil teacher nt our school^ and the other is assistant at the night school. They have both earned a holiday, and 1 wish to do all lean to promote their enjoyment.' "You will find plenty of accommodation nt Mario w, at all events," said Mr. (tittle ston. " Undoubtedly ; but the fact is, we cannot afford to pay for it," returned the Rev. Mark, candidly; "my companions have no money, and ray own purse is, un fortunately, very narrow*." "Oh, then you ire paymaster, said the old gentleman, -vim kind heart began to lie touched by the ; arson's artless confession. "Yes, it is my treat, in fact," anssvered the Rev. Mark, smiling* "of course, if you object in our landing on your island nre must try elsewhere. Hat it is a convenient spot, and I hoped — " '' Weil, well, for this once I will make an exception,', interrupted Mr. Bittleston, unable to resist any longer. " i must ask you to fix your camp on the most remote corner of the island, »nd not to damage the underwood. When you lake your morning bath please bear ii mind that the windows if my house over look ti-,-- island." "We will do nothing that an [possibly offend you," returned the young man, offer ing his hand to Mr. Bit tleston, who grasped it it; a friendly fash ion; " I am exceedingly obliged to you for . mr kindness." " Don't mention it," said the old gentleman, walking by the parson's side aero— the lawn; "any little thing we . .in do for you or supply you with, do not hesitate to ask. Have you any fresh milk? I know that it is a commodity which is generally in request." " Thank you. We won't trespass fur ther on your kindness," returned Rev. ark, heartily "we have our provisions." •' Would yon and vonr companions come ■and dine at the house with me to-night '!' inquired Mr. Bittleston, who was a hos pitable old gentleman, and had taken nether a fancy to the young man ; "my wife and daughters would be pleased." '• You aro extremely kind, but the fact is, my companions,, though excellent young men, arc not quite refined enough to sit at your table," -aid the Rev. Mark, cautiously lowering bis voice so that the occupants of the- boat should not hear him: "for m y- Hclf," be added aloud, " I should only be too pleased, but, unfortunately, I have no clothes but these I stand up in. We arc only away for the inside of a week, and must be bark on Sunday." ■'Never mind your clothes," Slid old Mr. Bittleston ; " we shall be quite alone to-night, and my wife and daughters am accustomed to nee guests in I -ating cos tume." " In that ease I shall !-• only too happy," said the Rev. Mark, as he step'ted into the boat; "what time do you dine?"" "j\t 7 you will hear the gong," an- Bwered Mr. Bittleston from the bank, as he •.-bun at the young parson's companions" The latter were very unprej>os.**i'ssing young men, and would evidently have been out of place in a gentleman's dining room. On seeing them it occurred i.. Mr. Bittleston that be had been a little too precipitate with his invitations, and it was partly owing to this reflection that he took down the clergy list on reaching the house md searched for the Rev. Mark Avery's name. He found it duly recorded, and learned that the young man was curate of ***t. Blaise's church" one of the largest and poorest parishes in the I.'-', of London. The parson made his appearance at din ner and created a favorable impression. II • won Mr. Bittleson's i,. art by taking an immense intercs t in the house and grounds, and insisted on (ing shown over them. His tabs of ii suffering poor of the parish and his modest references to his own ardu ous life, elicited the sympathy ■■'. the la diest, and, in fact, the evening passed of so well that, on rising to leave, old Mr. Bit tlenton pressed him to remain a day in the neighborhexsil, bo its to visit the church and other objects of local interest '' No, thank yon. I'm afraid we must not lin ger," he said, shaking his host warmly by the hand; "we have our work cut til to row to Oxford and back to town by Satur day. I must think of my companions." '• Well, at all events, rome and have break fast with us to-morrow," the old gentleman said. ■"-"-■'• Wo must be several stages on onr road before your breakfast hour," he arid, as he (-luted the ladies in turn ; " by-the-by," he added, addressing Mr. Bittleston, 'there is one small favor I venture to ask of yon. May I leave a jert'ii'int.'.iu litre and fetch it in on our way down on Friday or Satur day?" " y-^y^;yyyi "Certainly," arid the old gentleman, promptly. - •' 1 find we have a good many things we shan't need, now that the weather baa set in fair," he explained ; " there are always some cooking utensils; we can dispense with. , It is desirable to lighten our boat, and by leaving the portmanteau here I shall have an excuse for calling on our way back." " We shall be* delighted tosee you," Raid Mr. Bittleston ; " and if you leave- the portmanteau at the house, to-morrow morn ing, it shall be taken care of." The Rev. Mark then took his departure. Next morning the party had left when tha family came down to breakfast, but the parson had intrusted the portmanteau to one of the servants. The following day he •wrote a few lines to Mr. Bittleston from Beading, sending a piece of music which he had recommended one of the young ladies to get, and begging that she would accept it, as he happened to .••..me across it in a music shoo in the town. The little act of politeness excited less attention than it might otherwise have done, because the latter arrived nnhiie everyone ntas in a great B tat of excitement. The discovery had just been made that a large quantity of jewelry"" plate, and other articles had been abstracted from a safe in Mr. Kittle ("ton's dressing-room. The loss was so con siderable that Mr. Bittleston immediately telegraphed to Scotland-yard, not caring to intrust the matter to the local police. In response a detective appeared upon the scene, and made a careful inspection of the premises. The safe was uninjured, and the lock had not been tampered with. "it was very cleverly done, but there was no magic in it," said the inspector, a sharp-eyed little man named Hardiss; "the lock is a very ordinary one, and has evidently been opened nvith a key." " But who could have done it? I am about the house and grounds all day, and no body could have got in and out without being observed," said Mr. Bittleston, in a great fluster. " It's a case of burglary," answered tho inspector; "there are no signs of a forci ble entrance having been effected, but some of the windows on the ground floor have no shutters and may have been un locked." " Then you n't suspect any of the Ber t-ants?" said Mr. Bittleston ; "Indeed I can answer for them all." ■• Well," said the inspector, shrugging his shoulders, " I can't express an opinion at present Have you had any stranger in the house lately?" "No," said Mr. Bittleston. adding, as he remembered the Rev. Mark Avery, " by-the-by, a clergyman dined here a night or two ago — a curate of a London parish. He was the only vi„ tor the last few flays." The Inspector asked no questions about the parson, but Mr. Bittleston resolved to make a journey by the Kasten-J, and ascer tain beyond a doubt tbat the. Rev. Mark was the* person he represented himself to be. He had no difficulty about this, and bad the satisfaction of feeling, upon his return' that be had not committed an in discretion. It so happened that when he called at the Rev. Mark Avery's address be ! met his friend's vicar coming out of the door. Mr. Bittleston easily ascertained that the young curate had gone on a oat ing expedition to Oxford nvith two com panions, and this evidence appeared quite Conclusive. He made a clumsy excuse to the vicar" to account for his solicitude, and made his way home, feeling ashamed of himself. The following evening Inspector Hardiss called to report progress, and to ask a few further questions. Mr. Bittleston was out in the garden, and the officer joined him on the lawn. " It's a puzzle, and that's a fact," said Hardiss, when his inquiries had been satis fied. " I've come to the conclusion it has been done by some one in the house. No stranger has been in the neighborhood, and it.*, downright impossible that any one could have got away with the swag with out being noticed in a little place like this." " here arc the things, then ?" inquired Mr. Bittleson, testily. " Not very far oil, I can't help thinking," answered the inspector ; ''with your per mission I will search the premises thor oughly, including the garret and cellars." While the inspector was speaking, Mr. Bittleson*. youngest daughter, a girl of 14, came running across the lawn. " Papa," she erio.l, " isn't that Mr. Avery*? He is rowing stroke in that boat, and be baa evi dently forgotten the house, but hid port manteau is here." "By Jove! I believe it is Avery and his friends,'' cried Mr. Bittleston, as the boat swept quickly past the lawn in midstream at the best pace the oarsmen could com mand. "Hi, you! Confound him! why can't he look round? Boat ahoy I - ' But, though Mr. Bittleston had good lungs, and though a broad sheet of vrater is an excellent conductor of Bound, his voice failed to arrest the attention of the occupants of the boat, who were straining every nerve to reach the next lock. While Mr. liitt'cston nvas still shouting, they be gan to disappear from view round the top reach, without once turning their heads. "Silly fellow," exclaimed Mr. Bittleston in a state of excitement, as he hastily de scended from the garden Beat on which he had been standing ; " he must lie deaf and blind, too! Here, Ada, quick! Tell Robert to run to my room and bring Mr. Avery's portmanteau. Lend me a hand, inspector. If we look sharp, we shall bo able to catch him at the lock." ■ *'\ ! He led the way to the boathotisc as he spoke, followed by the inspector. But by \ the time the boat was ready, and the foot man had appeared with the portmanteau, several minutes had elapsed. "Here, Robert, put the portmanteau in the bow and jump in," said Mr. Bittleston, impatiently. "I want you to row me to the lock as quick as you can." " IjCt me lend a hand," said Inspector Hardiss, divesting himself of his coat in a very business-like manner. The party started down stream in pur suit, Mr. Bittleston steering, and frequent: ly bobbins up and down in his excitement, to try and catch* sight of the boat ahead, In spite of their efforts, however, they found the lock-gates closed against them, and the parson's boat out of sight. What was more tantalizing, the lock had Wen emptied by the time then) got there, and was waiting a boat which was coming up stream. An abrupt turn in the river at a short distance already hid from view the boat just relieved from the lock. "What a nuisance!" exclaimed Mr. Bittleston, mopping Lis forehead as ha stood on the Lank of the lock, having taken in at a glance the position of affairs. " Boat with throe gentlemen just gone through, the— ?" he added, to the lock keeper. ' :' --" Yes, sir : but they are coming Luck. They pulled their boat round by the back water ami went ■<■':■ ire, after asking me to keep an eye on it til! they returned,'* said the man. "Oil, that'- all right," said Mr. Bittles ton, in a tone of satisfaction; " we will get back, inspector, to attend to business. Hi . Bring up that portmanteau, Robert. Smithers, you will take charge of it, ar.d | give it to the Rev. Mr. Avery, who is one of those three gentlemen, with ray compli ments.*' H''."y?: "I think you mentioned my name, sir," said a v.ii..' from the lock, proceeding from i one of the occupants of a boat which had just entered. - ; t ; '-* " Xot that 1 am aware of," said Mr. Bit tleston, politely. [he gentleman I re ferred to was the Rev. Mark Avery." " 1 am the Rev. Mark Avery," said the stranger, promptly. "The gentleman that I mean is the curate fit' St. Blaise's Church, in St. George's-in-the-East," said Mr. Bittleston, feeling fused. " Then their is no doubt whatever that you meant me," returned the- stranger, ■with a laugh, which his companions joined. Mr. Bittleston started, and. stared nt the Touug man, who bore his gaze unflinch ingly. This Mark Avery was a tall, pow ■'-...-. ' ■-■' ■ ■;- erful, Mack-whiskered young fellow, totally different in appearance ■ from :; the slim, modest,' retiring youth who claimed the same appellation. It crossed Mr. Bittle ston'? mind that . the party in the lock were having a joke at his expense, and hi* , was about to resent the impertinence in very forcible language when the inspector, who had been standing by, touched him on the arm. ,""-.-:. ;:*;/.• V.-.-, : -*" | " That is Mr. Avery sure enough," said the officer ; I've seen him before. That being so, I think we had better sea what is inside the portmanteau. It's precious heavy," he added, seizing bold of it with sudden interest : Mr. Bittleston was too much nonplussed to interfere, besides which he began to en tertain disquieting suspicions. The in spector proceeded nvith great dexterity to unfasten straps of the portmanteau and in the twinkling of an eye had mastered the lock with a large stone. Upon his opening the lid, an exciting exclamation burst from the bystanders, for the contents of the port- 1 manteau proved to be the whole of the articles of silver and jewelry which had been stolen from Mr. Bittleston's safe. "Hanged if I didn't think this was it," j ejaculated the inspector ; "you put me off the scent, by leading me to believe that the parson who dined with you was an old friend. You never told me you had enter tained a stranger who had left his baggage, or I should have not wasted the last day or two." . " I had no idea that — that the young man was a swindler," murmured Mr. Bit tleston, apologetically. "I can see the game as .bar as day light," said the inspector; "having recon- • noitred the premises, he and bis pals do the job neatly in the night. lie knows the difficulty of getting away with the I swag, and thinks he may be stopped and searched by the police, in consequence of having been in the house the day before i tho robbery. So he left the things nvith you, and meanwhile he has made every I arrangement to dispose of 'em." "How fortunate! How miraculous ■" ; exclaimed the old gentleman, beginning to realize his good fortune; " but how was ; it he didn't claim the portmanteau after all ?" " I rather fancy he caught sight of me I on your lawn* and sheered off" said the in- ; ape— or in high humor. "This is about I the meaning of it, and what's more, I can ' make a very good guess at who it is. 1 j shall not wait here for him, because he won't come back, hut I think in the course of a day or two I shall lay my bands on j him and his pais, too." And he did. PHASES OF PHUN. The man who called another a log, apologized by saying that lie did not do it purp-ously. — _- :-. ■ Who wrote the most, Dickens, Warren or Bulwer? Wan-en wrote "Now aud Then," Bulwer wrote " Night and Morn ing," and Dickens wrote "All the Year Round." About the time the congregation is sing ing the loudest "I want to be an angel," along comes an earthquake, and the mari ner in which the congregation suddenly changes it** mind is astonishing. "A new form of Anglomania*" Miss Georgina — I want some banjo strings, and must have the very best; you'd better give mc English catgut. Shopman— l'd like to know if American cats don't have as good — ahem! — internal arrangements as Eng lish cats!— [Life. "James," remarked Mrs. Innocence, "I was just reading about a frog seizing a man by the foot and holding him until a railroad train cut off his leg. Isn't it hor rible? And just to think that these awful French people eat the hideous things." — [Pittsburg Chronicle. "I beg your pardon, madam,'' said a gentleman, lifting his hat politely to a richly-dressed woman on the street, " but your face is strangely familiar to me. I am sure that I have met you before." " Vis, Misther Jones," replied the richly-dress ed woman, " it's meself that knows ye. Oi'm your cook." To the question, " Is life worth living?'' it was wittily answered "That depends on the liver." One can hardly help sus pecting an unsound condition of body af fecting mental vision in a writer who solemnly predicts the moral rain of man kind on die ground of certain existing imperfections and wrongs. — ['•'. 11. —edge. The late John A. Collier was once argu ing a case before the full Court, and he read from the opinion of the Court below, as follows: "The point that this action was barred by the statute of 'imitations was very earnestly pressed by the able, learned and distinguished counsel for the defendant" Here Mr. Collier stopped, took off his spectacles, and looking blandly at the Court, said, " May it please your honors, that's me !" He was a forlorn, ague-shaken, sallow complex woe-begone, one-gal lowsed refugee from the Benson district of Frank lin county, "(ireoly found said he, as he heard two gentlemen on the corner of Main and St. Clair discussing the rescue. " Yes, sir, found in the Arctic ocean." "The devil you say. I thought he was dead long ago." Then, after a pause : " 1 voted for him onct, but — d if they git me to do it again." — [Frankfort Yeoman. In an old -fashioned church in Philadel phia the choir roosts in a gallery above the pulpit, and the pastor is seriously contem plating resignation, if the men and women singers do not cease their careless habits of hopping peanut shells and bonbon verses down on his bald head wliilo he iii preach ing. 'Ibe. best place to keep the average church choir is down in the cellar. It is not so apt to sour, and then it can't be heard so distinctly. — [Irreverent Western paper. On the Pension List for Wheat. _ l_ 1- you Mi**tah lloyne?" asked a frost bitten old negro dressed in an old cavalry jacket, as he entered the room of the Com missioner in the Custom-house. Mr. Hoyne never denied his identity. " I dutino ef I came in de right place or not, but I muz tole io' to sec you," continued the relic, 'it the same time looking around the room. Then he handed the Commissioner a slip of reprint, which read as follows: ___ Cali fornia raised in 1884 a bushel of nvheat for every man, woman and child in the United States." The Commissioner asked what of it. " Is C_ ifornyapawtobdeeehere United I States?" " Yes." ■* Her owes legenoe to de gibment ? " '■ Yes." Then be pulled a gunny -sack from under bis coat. When it was unrolled it stretched across the room. lie then counted upon iii- finger — Mclindy is one, my ole woman; dar's Jackson Van Btiren, my oldest boy, dats two, an' Aberhaia Linkuin, de last bown, dats tree, an' me, dat"s foh. Ain't dat right?" "That's right'" Ly '" I nrant ter ax you fo' to send dis hyar gunny-bag by de lVOffis fas' mail way down to Wash 'ngton an' put it on de pen shun list for foh bushels Californy wheat All I ax ob tin,- gubment is fab play — fah play. I nebber got nuffin out ob it yit, an' ef de gubment ever gwine to do ennvting for de cullud man now.-, de time. 'Taint fur of! till de fouf ob March. Ef 1 ain't tool -ii keerob by dat time— sen' back de bag an' I do mi own plantin' an' raisin. [Chicago Herald. m ♦ _ The bowl of the pipe used by the Japan ese smokers in the Umdon colony is hardly as large as a thimble, anil the pipe is ex hausted in three or four whiffs. No Ja panese costume seems to lie complete with out a fan. Soldiers, civilians and women alike carry them— in fact, no one possess ing the slightest claim to respectability, would lie seen without one. The fans are about a foot long, and often supply the place of memorandum books. OUR YOUNG FOLKS. » ' * ' THEEB BT— 7* A BASKET. I Three little bugs in a basket, | And hardly room for tnvo ! ' And one v. it* yellow and one was blaik, And oue like me or you. The space was small, no doubt, for all. but what should three bogs do? i Three Mttle buss in a basket, "-iJs And hardly crumbs for wo, And all were selfish in their hearts, The same as I or you. Bo the strong one said, "we nvill eat the bread. And that is what we'll do." Three little bugs in a basket, And the beds but tnvo would hold; So they all three fell to quarreling— The white, the black and the sold , And two of the- bugs got under the- rugs. And one was out in the cold I So he that was left in the bus i: 3t. Without a crumb to chew. Or a thread to wrap himself withal. "When '.he wind across him blew. Pulled one of the rugs from one of the bugs. And so the quarrel grew I And bo there was war in the basket And pity 'tis, 'tis true I But he that nvas frozen, and starved at last, A strength from his weakness drew. And pulled the rigs from both the bug"-, And killed and ate them, too. : Now, when bags live in a basket. Though more than it well can hold, It —tins to me they had better agree — Tne white, the black and the gold— And share what comes of bread and crumbs, .Vnd leave no bugs iv the cold. Alice Cary. WHAT THE „ ICT.Ot-C-OPE REVBAX— Mold is a forest of beautiful trees, with the branches, leaves and fruit. Butterflies are fully feathered. Hairs are hollow tubes. The surface of our bodie*-; is covered with «K.*al„ like a fish ; a single grain of sand would cover one hundred and fifty of these scalia*, and yet a scale covers five hundred pores. Through these narrow openings perspiration our bodies covered with dcs like a fish ; a single grain of sand .u'd cover one hundred nnd fifty of these ties, and yet a scale covers five hundred res. Through these narrow openings c perspiration forces itself like wate-r through a sieve. Each drop of stagnant water contains a .rid of living creatures, swimming with as much liberty as whales in the sea. Each leaf hies a colony of insects. grazing it, lika cows in a meadow. ~XA>SQ AND SHORT DATS. The days of summer grow longer as we go northward, aud the day.*! of nviutor grow shorter. At Hamburg the longest day has 17 hour* and tho shortest 7. At Stock holm, the longest has, lß", anel the shortest s}. At St. Petersburg, the longest has 19, I The lays summer Finland, the long northward, aud the days f>f nviutcr grow orter. At Hamburg the longest day has hour*, and tho shortcut 7. At Stock luj, the longest has 18J, and the shortest \.t St. Petersburg, the longest has i., d the shortest 5. At Finland, the long est has 21 2 1 , and the shortest *. ' . At Waii darbus. in Norway" the d:iy lasts from the 21st of May tothe22d of July, the sun not getting below tho horizon for the whole time,' but skimming along very close to it in the north. At Spitsbergen the longest day lasts three months and a halt. NOT POLITE. M any things in which young people render themselves impolite: Loud laugh ter; reading when others' arc talking; cut ting finger-nails in company; leaving meeting before it is. closed ; whispering in meeting gazing at strangers; leaving a stranger without a seat ; a want of rever ence for superiors : reading aloud in com pany without being asktsl ; receiving a present without some manifestation of gratitude; Making yourself the topic of conversation; joking other" in company; correcting older persons than yourself, especially your parents ; to commence talk ing before others ate through ; answering questions when put to others. THE TAME SQUIKItELS. In front of the telegraph office at Stock bridge, Mass., there is a large elm tree, which is the borne of three red squirrels. A little girl who is employed in the office comes out a number of times a day, and knocks on the trunk of the great tree, at the same time making a whirring noise as squirrels do. Instantly, three squirrels come out of the tree; and running down the trunk, they take the nuts she has in [ her hand for them, and go up to a place where the '".ranches divide. Then they sit upon the landing while they crack and eat them. ''Two of them arc very, tame," she 1 told us, "but one is very wild yet." As I the tame ones had been ted, she pointed i out to one of the topmost boughs, where the "wild one*' sat looking down so very wistfully. The little girl kept knocking with the nut and whirring like a squirrel. Soon the little creature timidly began to conic down from its high tower, halting and debating every now and then as it came nearer and nearer to the uplifted nut. At last it made one quick bound, snatched the nut, and was off to a place of safety again I The little girl told us they were going to put a squirrel-house in the tree and try to keep and feed them ail winter, [Evangelist COULDN'T QUARREL — A FABLE. In the depths of a forest lived tnvo foxes, who never had a cross word with each other. < Ine of them said one day in the j politest fox language: " jet's quarrel." "Very will," said the other, "as yon please, dear friend ; but honr shall we set about it*/" "Oh, it cannot be difficult," said fox number one- " Two-legged people fall out, why should not we ?" So they tried all sorts of ways, but it could rot be done, because each would give nvay. At Inst number one brought two stones. "There," said he, " you say they're yours, and I'll say they're mine, an.i we will quarrel and fight and scratch' Now I'll begin. These stones are mine.'' '•' Very well," answered the other gently, "you are welcome to them." "But we shall never quarrel at this rate," cried the other, jumping up and licking his face. "You old simpleton, don't you know that it takes tnvo to make a quarrel any day."— [Christian Weekly. S— KAY BITS OP FUK. Judge (to witness} — "Repeat the pris oner's statement to yon exactly in his own words. Now, what did he say?" Wit ness" My Lord, ho said he stole the pig — " — "Impossible He couldn't have used the third person." Witness — My Lord, there. was no third person." Judge — "Nonsense I suppose you mean that he said 'J stole the pig.'" Witness (shocked) — "O, my Lord I He never men tioned your Lordship's name J" Dismissed ignominiously. A little boy in New Jersey was climbing an apple tree, and fell to the ground. He was picked up in an insensible condition. After watching by his bedside for some time his mother perceived signs of returning consciousness. Ijcaning over him she asked him if there was any thing she could do for him now that he began to fool better. Should she bathe bis forehead, or change his pillow, or fan him? Was there anything he wanted ? Opening his eyes languidly, and looking at her, the little sufferer suid: "I'd like a pair of pants with a pocket behind." A farmer was sawing wood, when it occurred to him that he ought to have the help of one or more of his live boys. Lift ing up Lis voice he called, but not a boy appeared. At dinner, of course, all ap peared, and it was not necessary to call them. " Where were you all about two hours ago when I wauled you and shouted for you?" " I was in the shed settin' the saw," said one-. "And 1 was in the barn settin' a hen," said the second. " I was in gran'ma's room settin' the clock," said the third. "1 was in the garret ec-ttiu' the trap," said the fourth. "Yon are a re markable set," remarked the farmer. "Ami where were you?" he continued, turning to the youngest. " I was on the doorstep, settin' still." A View from the Moon. From Professor I_ n-rley's illustrated ar ticle on the " Planets and the Moon," in his series on the " New Astronomy," in the March Century, we quote the follow ing : The truth is, however, that, locking at the earth from the moon, the largest moving animal, the whale or the elephant, would be utterly beyond our ken ; and it is questionable whether the larg— t ship on j * s* timi_n ill i— "sis_.il isfj,,", -Ji ----—■ -- istr ■■!■ I ifcllfcSsl ._,_ *l!»—sijS>S»...isjlS«jSS»S. the ocean would be visible, for the popular idea as to the magnifying power of great tele-scopes are exaggerated. It is probable that under any but extraordinary circum stances our lunar observer with our best telescopes could not bring the earth within less than an apparent distance of five hun dred mile*! ; and the reader may judge lion*' large a moving object must be to be seen, much less recognized, by the naked eye at such a distance. Of course, a chief inter est of the supposition we are making lied in the fact that it will give U3 a measure of our own ability to discover evidences of life in the moon, if there are any such as exist here ; and in this point of view it is worth while to repeat that scarcely any temporary phenomenon due to humau ac tion could be visible from the moon under the most favoring circumstance-*. An army ■ such as Napoleon led to Russia might con | ceivably be visible if it moved in a dark solid column ncr&ss the snow. It is barely possible that such a vessel as one of the iargest ocean steamships might be seen, : under very favorable circumstances, as a moving dot; and it is quite probable that such a conflagration its the great lire of Chicago would be visible in the lunar tel escope, as something like a reddish star on the night side of our planet ; but this is all in this sort that could be discerned. By making minute maps, or, still better, photographs, and comparing one year with another, much however might have been done by our lunar observer during this century. In its beginning, in comparison to the vast forests which then ccvered the North American continent, the cultivated fields along its eastern . seaboard would have looked to him like a golden fringe bordering a broad mantle of green ; but now he would see that the golden fringe has pushed aside the green farther back than the Mississippi, and would gather bis best evidence from the fact (surely a note worthy one) that man, a.-, represented by the people of tbe United States, has changed one of tbe features of his world during the present century to a degree visible in an other planet! Man. Man that is torn of woman is small po tatoes and few in a hill. He riseth up to-day and fiourisheth like a rag-nvocd, and to-morrow or the day after the undertaker has him in the ice box. lie goeth forth in the morning warbling like the lark, and Ls knocked out in one round and two seconds. in the midst of life he is in deb*, and the tax-collector pursucth him wherever he goeth. The banister of life is full of splinters, and he slideth down it with considerable rapidity. He walketh forth in the bright sunlight to absorb ozone, and meeteth the bank teller with a sir-lit draft for $.'"*"i7. He cometh home at eventide and meet eth the wheelbarrow in his path, and the wheelbarrow riseth up and smiteth him to the earth, and lcth tqton him and runneth one of its legs into his ear. In the gentle springtime he putteth on his summer clothes, and a blizzard striketb him far away from home, and filleth him with woe and rheumatism. ' He layeth up riches in the batik, and tin- President --pei tilateth in margins aud then goeth to Canada for his health. In the autumn he putteth on bis winter trousers, and a wasp that abideth in them fiiloth him full of intense excitement He— ttetb tip all night to get the returns from Ohio, and in the end learnet— that the other fellows have carried it. He marrieth a red-headed heiress with a wart on her nose*, arid the next day her pa ternal ancestor goetli under, nvith few* as sets and great liabilities*, and cometh home to live with his beloved son-in-law. Such is life and such is man, with de cided odds ag_ him. [Exchange. Head Down. — About ten days ago Canon Luisier and tnvo servants, who went out on an expedition, narrowly escaped exchanging the role of saviors for that of victims. While still close to the Hospice the Canon heard a sound he knenv only too well— the thunder of a coming avalanche. He bounded backward at the pas gymnas-; tique, shouting at the same, time to the two servant-' to do likewise. The ava lanche passed without touching him, but when be looked round his companions had disappeared. The next moment, honvever, one of them struggled out of a heap of snow. But where was the other.' He could neither bo Mien nor heard, ami the survivors felt certain that ho was irrevoca bly lost. After a second and longer look, however, tiie Canon fancied he could see a black mark on the snow Borne distance away. They ran to the spot at once, and, surely enough, the black mark was the lost man's boot. The rest of him was buried under the avalanche. An attempt to drat* him out Ly the leg tailed — the weight of snonr was too great. There was nothing for it but to dig their companion out with their hands. It was done only just in time. He was quite insensible and recov ered with great difficulty. A few seconds more and he would have perished. The man's name is Collomb ier, and this makes the third time he has been overtaken by tin avalanche and rescued, as by a miracle, from the jaws of death. — [London Times. fiasasssssssr^i THE GREAT GERMA!! -, |«M»|| - REMEDY I IMb^w rp t n mm X i!j!:in*-7r mf _-.~_,-«i*_]___f.fHiiM ■! Relieves and cures i :*'-. .:., ,.„,::!&!,,,:,. j"' m Neuralgia, ' BK3| Sciatica, Lumbago, . Hi ' Jj BACK ACHOE, i JHr", "JW eEADACERTOOTHACnS, - !H____sJl « THROAT, I 1 IfeS^l SWELLINGS. , .5.1 ii-iji iijiiiUlti.'iK'iciiiiiii' ''ijl I Sceness, Cuts. Etyises. Ii if fiW^m _J FBCwrarras. 1 |li!ii!„ll:.« M BrE ™* *«*•">»■ * jillj V,*] And kJ other bodily acta— " liLfliiißiilP' l - I ar-paios. 1 I, I J FIFI7 CENTS /100TTLE. 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Swift's Specific has relieved me of rheumatism which nt one time threatened to stop my minis- terial work. Bey. W. A. Kike., Cross Plains, Ala. Snvlfl's Specific is entirely vegetable. Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free. The Swift Spbcific Co., Atlanta, Ga. '-y ■-"-' le,>-ly&wly _^^ LOVELL ROLLER SKATES! LATEST AND BEST TENBION """_*S - ' by Spiral Spricir. ' New sA-t/rt/ A» . . i'ustment. Used by Largest ¥$££• ■ . a *^_s-"» links. Fend lor Circular to X.'Si""'* ""'sJlstS X. ALLKJf, .116 Market street, ;; ;- *— ** Ban FrancUco. mrlO-SplmTuThS ; «E*-___x, ■ sonras. L ladles suffering from N>n-ral<-— , Indi- gestion or Nernrousness, . find spe— y relief in I'arfccr's Tonic. To make the hair beautiful , use I _ ker"-. Hair Balsam- _* feis-lts Mrs. Ames, Midwife. Slrm. Ames cures cancers; 12-— Third street. mrll-lm* tl r. I.a ."liars' Se iniini! Tills euro all c-.ses of Seminal Weakness, Nervous Debility, Los* of Mental and Physic— Visor, Impotency, Invol- untary Emissions and all disorders caused by Over-uidulgence, Indiscretion and Abuse. Dr. I— Mai*s' Pills are no mere Temporary Stimu- lant, hut a completely Restorative Tonic. They bulla up the whole system, strengthen and re- store the sexual organs, and give a new lease of life — nvith power to enjoy it— to all who expe- -3 siiflerlnj: fr om NVm-ali-la, Indl- ■r NerTousness, Bad speedy relief in te the hair bf.-iu tifu l, use Parker's Hair '. i. ■ s, Mldnsifi-. .Mrs. inti cures 123) Third street mrU-lm* .—irs' Seminal P—tas-fare all ,■:,.,..,." Weakness, Nervous Debility, Lo us of nd Physic— Vigor, Impotency, Ir.vol- iui.ss.ious and all disorder** caused by uhrence, Indiscretion and Abuse. Dr. Rills are no mc- re Temporary Stimu- aoompletely Kestorative Tunic. Tiny the whole system, strengthen and re- sexual organs, and give a nenv lease of h power to enjoy it — toailnvlw cxpe- .ienoe the blessed benefits of thtir potent power. Price, 82 53 per bottle. Sent by mall on receipt of price, or ! v Express, C. O. D. Address ail or- ders, A. McBOYLE & CO., Druggists, San Fran. Cisco, P. O. Box 1862. . n5-l_ Lieblg Co 'a Coca I'.eef Tonic Has received Highest Medals at Principal Ex* positions. Indorsed and prescribed by the Medical Faculty here and abroad as the standard tonic. It embodies the nutritive ele- ments of the muscular fiber, blood, bone miii brain of carefully selected, healthy bullocks, combined with the powerful tonic virtues of Cocoa or Sacred life Plant of Incas, and a choice quality of Sherry Wine. 'Invaluable in dyspepsia, biliousness, kidney affections, female weakness, nervousness. nltr-lyW'S Keildln-r'H Russia Salve l-< as Stood for the .-table as tor the house. Keep a box. handy. oU-lyTuThS Advice to Hothers.— Mrs. Window's SOOTHING BYRCP should alnviiys be used when children are cutting teeth. It relieves the little suitercr at once ; it produces nutti— l, quiet sleep by relieving tho child from pain; and the little cherub awakes as "bright as a button." when I Iren are cutting tt eth. It relieves the little brer at unco : it produces natural, quiet sleep relieving tho child from pain, and the little rub awakes as "blight a.-: a button." It is yery pleasant to ta*te. It soothes the child, sottens the gums, allays .ill pain, relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and M the best known remedy fordiarrhea, whether— (sing from teeth- .ing or other causes. Twenty-five cents a bottle. ___£_™_ If afflicted with Sore Kn<*» use l>r. Isaac THOMPSON'S KYE WATER. Druggists sell it at lo cents. N'S EYH WATEK Druggists sell it J. cents. oil-US .__■—_, — _ 1 1 . i — — . — - ... . .-. W ____\v/ •s _ **_ !£__ fife-- <§ ?| I_ _ ~ ****# «^_> L"S £*,£ 8 *=^ ii ■£._ •£ 8 -S w -1 § 1-p.a.p I auj si •*■•»«• J- ill - _*miiiil ***-*-■***»* ** . ci a a HJ J£3 DC _ " CQ CQ a • 71 *7^. "_ _ . _ i*-^ <— _ ■* -s-i +J +j L «r*~*s >S§-u s BBS SL. _j_| >I s M _ 0O O • -_*^ *i, •"**** E *r- W 2 [iii*-* VI __ I-I 2- 5 !- N .•*-*■* .'"a A -SCC'S^ : '2Z, H i "OO < _ ° ■uiiif w li c=y^:_^ *"■*■ QQ^e> 18 •__! IsSg QQOo 1 •=, £_,<•*-> —• -J ° O i£_ JE_ -"l, § ao oo fa. -"--gg M 5j a NOW IS THE TIME TO BUILD! Look at this Choice List of Building Lots i ~ l-i.elX.-N". \V. cor. ll'.h&DctF 91,000 40x160—] I st.. bet. 10th & llth (north side) 300 Wxl6o— Nst., bet.l.-.th , tl.th ('j-iuth side) I.SOO Ost, bet. 18th & (north side) 1,550 soil6o— O St., bet ll'tli 420 th (south side) 1,350 80x160— Lst., bet. 19th_ 20th (south side) 1,000 i - i_ 6o— nt, bet 2sth & (north side) 1,250 i tOxlSO— Pst.,be tl9th& (north side) 1,000 !*OxI6O—N.E. cor. '— d I. .-ts SOO 80x160— K St., bet. loth & 15th (south side) 1,600 US"" This Lot Is right in the center of:!-., city, and the STREET OARS will soon pass the door, making it very desirable as a dwelling place. There is money in it also to hold. It will bring double the pries; in a lev? years. Will sell 10 feet for SOelO. AS- We als-o have a --Teat many Dnvell- logs for -sale ;K all prices;. A. LEONARD & SON, 101. Fourth street, Sacramento. felij-3pl_ *_f**X_*T_3 ~ Stock and Grain Farm FOR SALE! (i/<A ACRES. FOUR MILES NORTH FROM t'Ul/ Anderson, in .Shasta County; 500 Acres Good Tillable Land; £00 Acres Heavy Timber, balance Rolling Hills; Living Water enough for 10,000 Head of Stock. Tin's "rater controls ; thousands of acres of first-eda— Grazing Laud. I Prioo, £&_ _->©_■ «._—■—. W. P. COLEMAN, REAL ESTATE SALESROOM, NO. 3215.1 STIUCKT",.. CK.*l— 'jjNTO. REOPENED! f HAVE R-KOPENED BUSINESS AT TIIK OLD L and well-known Cigar stand of the late 11. I HAVE I—OPENED BTOD_SB AT TDK OLD and well-known Cigar stand of the late 11. IZMINSKY, No. o(J7 X STKEET, and would most respectfully invite a call from my fiieuds aud the public. A lull line of Cigars anil Tobacco and Smokers' jVrUeles CONSTANTLY ON HAND. •J®"* Country orders solicited, and prom rt at- tention guar:— tet<L s&i _s_n-Q.Qs:___"--_, No. 307 — street,.... [__________-_________]... Sacramento. ~ FRANK KUNZ, FLORIST AND NURSERYMAN.UNION .i**"*"**. Nursery, Tenth street, between I" ."iSSS} and V, grows and keeps constantly im*S*______jf*' hand a choice collection of Evergreens, "j-Jst Trees, Shrubs and Flowering Plants, which he offers for sale tliis Beaton. All orders for Cut Flonvers, Bouquets and all kinds of Floral De- signs filled at the shortest notice. City Depot! 404 J street, between "Fourth and I'll th. fc23-3ptf-* i "LONE FISHERMAN." TnE FINEST FIVE-CENT CIGAR IN THE JL Market. Also, a tine line of Im-vorted and Rev West on liaud, at 225 X street, Ji*.6-isl_ R. 11. PETTIT. Proprietor. W. R. KNIGHTS & CO., DE.II.KIUS IS fllden, Sboepsklns, Tallow, Deerskins, Goatskins and Furs. A3- All kinds of BUTCHERS' SUPPLIES con- stantly on hand. Orders promptly attended to. OFFICE: COR. OF FRONT AND L STS. ja-i-lipltn HOTEL FOR SALE, SITUATED ON THE LINE OF . _-«_-- e~ the C. P. It. R., nvith ty, »4S^_Vs acres of land: i! (Wages con- "ij^paa. t lining li rooms; the Ho.el Egg f fPII -3B— proper contains '11 rooms, all^*-*- 1 . 'Ahi* 1 — furnished. There is also a Woodshed, Barn, Store-room and all necessary conveniences. .a 1,- -ply to SWEETSER A ALSIP, Real Estate Agents, Fourth street. A ALSII', Real Estate Agents. Fourth gtreet l-3ptf GERMAN SILVER BADGES ! WE CALL THE AT- >V tention of the public, .-_"="_—. that we arc doing bust- y_==*-sj_g*-*v ness at the . '-. - -ri_— f"""§"||"f__k' Clarendon House, ['.'-•-'' /_i_/^g Manufacturing BADGES *.?■_*; =y^~ys^ for Special Otlieers, So.le- **— -jy-^f ties. Athletic Clubs, etc. /ssgs^n .*"-"-'-■— our SAMPLE ,"c-^***~g--i CASE in front of the en- [S^ ; trance. mrl3-4plw S~. "^ THOS. QUIN & SONS, —rr.ACTICAL Carriage . *_ --ainters ! MODERATE PRICES.— MOST «-=■_•. m durable Varuish used. First- OSPM-^jSk class Work. Carriages bought ami fc=3?R^"-"s"j-"-' sold on commission. ASf Storage. Vl/ . V . 1024 X St., bet. Tenth and Eleventh. fe.C-lptt VINEYARD RINK SKATES. ALSO, A. C. AND S. C. CLUB _____*■£"• • Skates. Agents lor - the.^iy. ,*_ Star Rink and Club Seiide*JK£ == _*'7i---*' for Cataliwue. WIESTHRACO..-gg*' "**>?%& 17 IS ew Montgomery street, San""** a " I Francisco, Cat - ' ' mr o-lm 1 . FBUTTS, SEEDS AND PRODUCE. EUGENE J. GftSOOBY. C. C. 11 V— .— . I— INK OR"**— BY" GREGORY, BARNES & CO., (Successors to Gregory & Co.). Nos. ISO and 1.38 J Stroot. WhO*_*SALEDE\I_RS IN PRODUCE AND Fruit. Full stocks of Potatoes, Vegetables, Green and Diie'd Fruits, Beans, Alfalfa, Butt«r, .. - Cheese, Poultry, etc., always oa band. Or- ders tilled at lowest rates. m_iji-___f W. R. STRONG & CO., COMMUNION MERCHANTS* AND DEALERS in SEEDS, Fiirrrs _ oknkral PKO-UC— Proprietors CAPITAL NURSERIES, -acramen- to, Cal. Seed and Tree Catal agues set 1 Itoe on application. Nos. 6, 8 and 10 J (Street. Sac- *________________________. i_9 |f Sj\CKA*ntKNTO BRANCH PACIFIC FRUIT COMPANY. JL ROSS and A. MOGER, Agents. 1006, lOOSand 1010 Sooond ct., Sacramento WHOLEBALE AND COMMISSION DEALERS > In Call— rnia Green ar.ii Dried Fruits. Nuts. itais-ins, Honey, Oranges, Produce, etc. Partic- ular attention paid io the Siting of orders for and shipments of nil kinds of Trait.* in their so*. sou Principal olhce, 408 and 410 Davis street, San Francisco. niD-lplm. iv»_ _ *$*r\ An i_^&_ lifll l "*— 3» V_ X'"?**"**' ySr^^^ *§§iSr r^^ssS*-M-ii?^_ii— ■• r^r~tl "^?-*_"". • SsBi___s_*? *§§^»- & ~' D. DeBERNARDI & CO., ENERAL COMMISSION MERCHANTS AND 1/ Shippers of all kinds of Fruit, Vegetables an d General Produce. We also carry one of the best assortments of Vegetables, Fruits, Game, Poultry, Eggs, Butter, Eastern Oysters and Fish. .Ml orders delivered to any part of the city free Of charge, tli'B unit 3to X surs-et. felS-tf Ti-1 -plMl'.c No. 87. LYON & CURTIS, (JSoeeeam- to LYON it BARNES), COMMISSION KKSCHANTS AND DEALERS in lltiduce, Ve-gsstalile* and Fruits, POTATOES, BEANS, BITTER. EGGS, HONEY, POULTRY, I i. Noa. 117 to l'-*'! J Street. jeJ3-lptl GROCERS. " J. R. WEBSTER, No, 1301 J Btreet _ -...Sacrum ento, DS— 1"X I."*— Groceries, Provisions, Wines, Liquors, TOBACCO, CIGARS, California P— duoe, etc. Wines and Liquors for Family Use a Sptx laity. n_-lpl_ john Mccarty, Successor to J. 1". Wlilte * Co., 609 J st., DEALER IN FANCY AND STAPLE GRC- ccries, Butter, Eggs and Produce". All goods at lonvest price. d'~ :K'*n._| HOTELS A.Vll I_»TAsD_t_NTS. MISSISSIPPI KITCHEN A>ir>— — _>•_-_*_*____ zsco _re»_3 : A. J. SENATZ, I'KOF— ETOR, Third St. 1 (next to "Iterord-t'silon" OlUcc), SACRAMENTO. «-OPEN DAY AND NIGHT. - ii6-.Jm .- ■. . j," r . ■ '. - , WESTERN HOTEL, >*i)S. '"(>:) TO 318 — STUEET, rnilßEE BLOCKS FROM RAILROAD DEPOT. J. Leading Bat— ess and Family Hotel of Sac- ramento. Cfl. The most convenient to Post- office, Express and Land Offices, all Courts ami Places of Amusement. Meals, '-'•''• cent*.. First- class in all Its appointments. Free- coach to and from the EC "*l. W M. LAND, Proprietor. dIS-tf FURNISHED ROOMS, CLI BUILDING, NORTHEAST CORNER \j Eighth and K. Rooms single or 111 suites. Street Cars pass from the Depot every tine min- utes. House strietlj Brst-cl - d'i.Vlm MRS, tilt ICE, Proprietress. '! I W, ',* •lii^'-f'-v-'l ii mW\ i^illrfef' fej^:;.*^'^^^ GOLDEN EAGLE HOTEL, Corner Seventh and It Streets. «-STBICTLY FIRST-CLASS. > rree 'Bust o and from the Cars. ra&O-ly Jj_ *_*j M_f_BSE_, t-rop'r. CAPITAL HOTEL, _st____rro, CORNER SEVENTH AND _ STREET " BLESSING A GUT," Proprieti «s"*FTee Omnibus to ami from the Cars*— st iylS-tf ; AMERICAN EXCHANGE HOTEL, SANSOME STREET. SAN" FRANCISCO, CAL. This hotel is in.the very (enter of the busi- ness portion of the city. The traveling public will find till- to be the most comfortable and re- spectable Hotel hi the city. Board and room, Sl, Sl 25 and Sl 50 per day. Hot and Cold Baths Free. Free Coach to and from the Hotel. o'«y>-tf CHAS. MONTGOMERY it BRO.. Props. ST. DAVID'S. 4 FIRST-CLASS LODGING-HOUSE, CON- _\ tains 190 rooms; 715 Howard street, near Third, San Francisco. This bouse is especially designed as a comfortable home tor ladies and gentlemen visiting .the city from me interior. No dark rooms. Gas and running titer in each room. The fioors are covered nvith body Brus- sels carpet, and all the furniture is made of solid black walnut Each bed baa a spring mattress, with an additional hair top mattress, making them the most luxurious and healthy beds in the world. Hot and cold baths ; a large parlor and reading-room, containing a Grand Piano — all free to guests. Price, single rooms per night, 50 cents: por nvec's, from 12 upward. House open all night. R. HUGHES, Proprietor. At Mar ket-str?f-t Ferry, take Omnibus line ol street car.-, to corner of Third and Howard. jy2-TufhStf WATERHOUSE & LESTER, —POKTEBS or WAGON Xj*o"*l\___*l**!-_.*»jl AND CARRIAGE TRIMMINGS, 709, 711, 713 ami ■**■_ J Street, Saeramecto. Nos. 16 to 22 Beale Street San Francisco No. 159 Front Street fjyl-tfl New Yor EBNER EROS., J MPORTERS AND WHOLESALE DEALERS IN WINES AN- LIQUORS, 116 and 118 X St., bet. Front and Second, Sac AGENTS FOB THE CELEDItATSII POMMEKY AND GKENO CHAMPAGNE. __^_^^^ je2s-lplm : .'; THE LARGEST STOCK OF SHEET MUSIC And Musical Merchandise will be found at __. _*_. __:__*j\_*a__a__' , _» Music Store, S2O J street. Orders for TUNING promptly attended to. mtG-lptf __. _3-"*... _3T__._V2_l_:__l_r_ No. 820 J STKEKT, SACRAMENTO, ; " " ; ■ '-—agent For.—: ■'■■"■ _.":"—_—. CHICKERIKG- SONS' PIANOS 7 T iff! Wilcox & White Organs ! Fine Accordeons, Violins, Banjos and String* a Specialty. ■ji ■ __ Ag- A selected lot of MARTIN GUITARS in stock. .--■;::. Country orders promptly and carefully at- tended to. at lowest prices. !>_!___ PIONEER LIVERY STABLE. T. D. SCKTV— K, - - - - Proprietor. , HACKS ON CALL AT ANY HOUR, •_•**.' day or night. Coupes, Pbactous,*' gtt • Kockaways, Barouches, Buggies, with *-?-"-. . the best roadsters to be found in any livery stable on the coast, for hire. Horsca kept in livery at reasonable rates. Livery Stable on Fourth street, between I and J. jyl-tf CAPITAL IRON WORKS! MR. ROSE, NO. 90* X STREET, BACRA- . mento, Cal. Machinery of all kinds Mad« j and. Repaired. **** Water Worts a Specialty. ■a27-tf