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Teaobees and Pupil, wanting School Hooka, will And it to their advantage to call aooo and make for wa arc bound to clow out wtthiu We also offer at tbe awe rates some line brands of KAVAMA AJTD DOMESTIC CIGARS mmib ante a mea PIKE CUTLERY, FAHOY GOODS, ETC. W. M. BRADSHAW A CO., WMff Poitofflce Block, Plaeerrille. THE MOUNTAIN DEMOCRAT. PLACER VILLE, EL DORADO COUNTY, CALIFORNIA, SATURDAY, APRIL 11, 1863. THE STORY OR BILBO^VET. THE BEARDLESS DKI UMKK BOY. tu the tAl9., uv 'Ufa Re.i?imi>nt of (he Line (which formed part of the grand army that Napoleon lost in Russia,) there was a little drumfner boy named Bilboquet. Of course that was not the name his godfa'hers and godmothers had given him at bis baptism, but it was the one by which be was known throughout tbe regiment. The soldiers, and especially the grown up drummers, and above all, the terrible Drum Major, irsrs in the hab t of teazing little Bilboquet as boy ncV(fif bad been before. The Drum Major used even to beat him across the shoulders with the heavy cane which those military beadles are in the hab(t of swinging and twirling at the head of the regiment. At first little Bilboquet used to cry ; but then his comrades only laughed at him, and the terrible Drum Major beat him all the more. Yet Billxi quet never did anything wrong—not in one sense, that is to say : for in another, he never did anything right He was neither lazy nor untidy, nor greedy, nor mean, nor revengeful, though he certainly-didowc agrudge to the Drum Major, which he was resolved one day or other to pay; but he always had his drum slung a little too much on one side, or got out of step in marching, or stood in the wrong place when the regiment was drawn up in line, or committed some mistake which was natural enough on the part of a boy who had left his top and his marbles to join the greatest General of the ago, but which was looked upon by the Drum Ma jor and other rigid disciplinarians, as quite unpardonable. % The 9th of the I.inc, with Bilboquet at its bead, the drumme s always match in front, w as on the banks of the Dwma, on the high road to Moscow, w hen the Gen eral commanding the brigade of which this regiment formed part, was ordered by the Emperor to occupy a position on the other sde of an enormous ravine. The raviue was defended by a battery of six guns. These guns were of lurge calibre, and were all well served by tlie Russians. ‘Are those anything like the popguns you used to play with at school, young Bilboquet?’ asked the magilirent, slightly brutal Drum Major, as he proudly tw irled his long moustache between bis finger ami I thumb. Tbe little drummer boy bit bis lips, for he felt that his tali oppressor doubted his courage ; but he did not utter a word. ‘Do you feel how the ground shakes?’ continued the giant. ‘Ah, i'.’s lucky your head is not so high as mine; ami it’s luck ier still that these Cossacks have a very excellent habit of tiring in the nil .’ But the Cos-acks (the Trench cal! all Russian soldiers Cossacks), lowered the muzzles of their pieces, and then the Drum Major and his little pupil observed w tio.e file.s of soldiers knocked down like skittles; with this dilference, that it would be impossible to make them stand up again. An Aid <!e Camp now galloped up to the Colonel of the tllli, who was in front of the regiment close to where Bilboquet and the Drum M .jor were standing. ‘Take the battery with two hundred men,’ w • re the concise old, is. ‘Yes, it's easy enough to say, take the battery with two hundred men,’ mutter, d an old Sergeant, ‘but I should like to see twenty of them get there.’ ‘The Emperor is waiting,’ added the Aid de Camp, observing that the soldiers were not over pleased w ith the work they had before them. The captain of Bilboquet’s company was to IcaJ the assault with two liun ired Yoltigeurs. ‘If the Emperor is looking at us we must be quick,' said the old Sergeant, as lie fixed liis hayom t to his firelock. The captain noticed considerable hesi tation in the ranks. Tw ice lie had order ed the Drum Major to take a couple of drummers, go to the front, and beat the charge. The Drum Major was evidently in no hurry'. He was leaning on his long cane, and shook his head from side to side as he examined the drummers, withou the slightest appearance of enthusiasm. Ill the meanw hile Bilboquet sat astride his little drum, whistling a martial air be tween his teeth, and beating a tattoo with bis fingers upon the parchment. At length the captain lowered his brows and, in a voice of thunder, roared out the order for the third time. The gigantic Drum Major nevertheless seemed inclined to spend a few minutes more in the selection of his drummers, when suddenly Bilboquet sprang up, fast ened bis drum to his side, seized his drum sticks'convulsively, and passing close to his tyrant, looked at him from head to foot, and exclaimed, with an air of tri umph : •Now, who's afraid of the popguns?’ The Drum Major was about to stiike him, but Bilboquet wus already at the bead of tbe two companies, beating the charge in a furious style. The soldiers advanced, Bilboquet hurried on and the men rushed after him toward the terrible battery. Tbe commander of the fort had seen the Aid de Camp gallop up to the Ninth Regiment, and had understood that his battery was to be silenced by an assailing column. But, as tbe old sergeant had re marked, it was necessary first of all to reach it. The Russians determined tore serve their fire; but, when the French had marched over about half the ground that separated them from the guns, they were received with a general discharge, which seemed to blow the attacking party to pieces. Still young Bilboquet run ahead, ham mering away at bis drum as if in mockery of the Russian artillery. With wonderful rapidity the gunners "reloaded, and again ploughed up the ranks of- the advancing Yoltigeurs. Bilboquet was not touched ; but, on looking round, he saw that scarce ly a quarter of the two companies were following him, the rest were tying dead or wounded on the plain. Bilboquet’s drum sounded like twenty. If his drum had been the.enemy he could not have attack ed it with greater violence. The critical moment bad now been passed. It was impossible for tbe Russians to use their guns against them a third time, for in half a minute they would be in the battery en gaged in a hand-to-hand fight with the artillerymen. Another rush, and after receiving a yolley of musketry which scarcely took effect, the Voltigeurs, with Bilboquet still at their head, leapt into the battery, and in a few seconds had disposed of their onponents and the terrible guns. During i/temtar4 the Emperor stood on a hillock watching its progress. He shud dered as each volley of artillery swept down his men ; and when, at length, he >aw less than half a company enter the battery, he lowered his glass, exclaiming ‘Brave Fellows!’ Then ten thousand men of the Imperial Guard, who were stationed behind him, began to flop their hands and to shout, ‘Bravo.'YoWigeursl’ And these were good critics; they knew what they were ap plauding. Immediately afterward Napoleon gave some orders to as Aid de Camp, who thereupon set off at a gallop toward the battery, and instantly returned at the same pace. ‘IIow many got in?’ inquired the Em peror. ‘Forty-one, Sire,’ replied the Aid de Camp. ‘Forty-one crosses to morrow morning,’ said the Emperor, turning toward the General of the brigade to which the Oth belonged. The next day the regiment was formed in a circle around the remains of the two companies that had been entrusted with the capture of the battery. As each name was called out, the soldier answering to it stepped forward to the General and re ceived the Cross of the Legion of Honor. The ceremony was over ; the forty-one had received their crosses, and the men were about to be marched hack to their encampments,when a voice from the ranks cried out: ‘And I, then ? Ara I to have nothing?' It was Bilboquet, the little drummer boy, who had been quite forgotten. The General looked around and saw the young hero standing before him, his face red with excitement, and with two large tears starting from his eyes. ‘You? what do you want?’asked the General. ‘Why, General, wasn’t I otic of them?’ inquired Bilboquet, almost in a passion. ‘Didn't I beat the charge in front of them all, and wasn't it 1 that got first into the battery ?’ 'It’s true, General, be did,’ exclaimed forty-one voices. ‘Silence in the ranks,’shouted the Gen eral. Then, turning again to Bilboquet, lie said : ‘What am I to do, my poor boy ? It's very hard, but they have forgotten you. Besides, you are very young,’ he confin ed. ‘Wait til! you have hair on your chin, and then you'll get one, too. In the meanwhile you must try to console your self with this.’ And with these words the General held out a foity franc piece to the unfortunate Bilboquet, who looked at it for a few sec onds without evincing the slightest inten tion of taking it. All were silent. Every one was looking at the little di Uliimer boy, and wondering what lie would do. His eyes were tilled with tears, and those who had been the first to tease him, now pitied him from the bottom of their hearts. The w hole regiment seemed inclined to take up bis ease, and probably the result would hive In.eti a petition to the Emperor, had n t the young diuainar suddenly chang ed his attitude. lie laised his head, looked the General full in the lace, and said : •Well, give it to me. I must wait for another time.’ And, without further ceremony, he put the coin in bis pocket, and Went back to the ranks humming an air. From this moment no one thought of ill treating young Bilboquet. But he was not very communicative to his comrades, and seemed to have some strange project in iiis head, about which he was constant ly meditating. It was expected that lie would spend his forty francs in a treat, and several hhits to that effect were given out by his fellow soldiers. But no. Bil boquet kept his money and his counsel to himself. Sometime afterward the French nrtbV entered Smolensk. Bilboquet had assisted at the capture, and the day after walked all over the town examining every lace with remarkable curiosity. He seemed pleased with tnobl of the physiognomies he saw, for he was perpetually smiling, especially when he met a mail who had a long beard, and he met several thousands of them in the course of the day. However, the beards of Smolensk are for the most part carrotty. This seems not to have met with Bilboquet’s appro bation ; but he probably reflected that if the Russians, the Poles, and other Sclavo niaus had red beards that was not their fault, and that they had not chosen that color themselves for the purpose of annoy ing a French drummer boy. However that may have been, he con tinued to laugh whenever he met a man with a red beard, until at last he found himself in the Jewish quarter of the city, where all the beards are black. Bilboquet did not like Jews; but be liked their black beards, and, indeed, was so delighted that he resolved to have one of them and without delay. Behind the counter in a dirty little shop, which was one of a long row, stood a He brew with a magnificent beard, as black as ebony. ‘What do you want, my little man ?’ said the Jevr, patronising!)'. ‘I want your beard,’ answered Bilbo quet, in a decided tone. ‘My beard? You’re joking, my little man ?’ suggested the proprietor, with an uneasy expression of countenance. ‘I want your beard, I tell you,’ repeat ed Bilboquet, as he put his hand to the sabre ; ‘and what’s more, I mean to have it. But don’t think that I want to rob you of it,’ he mildly continued, ‘here’s a forty franc piece, and you can keep the change.’ The poor Jew tried to convince Bilbo quet that his beard would be no use to him; that it was not worth forty francs or forty sous, or forty centimes to any one ; that he, ltilboquet, would do much better to invest his money in horsehair, if he really wanted for anything of the kind ; that ho hinnself would giadiy undertake such a commission, and so on. But it was all in vain. Bilboquet was determined to have his forty francs’ worth of black beard. Some French soldiers had been attracted to the Jew’s shop by the high words that had passed between the latter and Bilboquet, and, having as certained what the quarrel was about, came to the conclusion that the drummer boy’s notion was both humorous am] ori ginal, and called upon the Hebrew to sur render his chin at discretion. Fortunate for the Jew, one of the sol diers who was present happened to be the barber of the regiment. We say for tunately, because in the absence of a ra zor there can be no doubt whatever but that the Jew would have been shaved with a sabre. However, the heard was taken off more or less according to art, and given to Bilboquet, who folded it up carefully in a piece of paper, and stowed it away in his pocket. When Hilhoijuet regained his quarters, he got the regimental tailor to sew the Jew’s beard, or Bilboquet's heard as it had now become, to a strip of parchment cut from an old drum ; and then without giving any explanation of his conduct, put it at the very bottom of his knapsack. 11 is comrades bothered him about the matter for a few days, but then the regi ment started eastward, and after the bat tle of Borodino and the taking of Moscow, such incidents as Bilboquet’s adventure with the Jew of Smolensk naturally passed from recollection. Then came the horrors of the retreat, Cossacks, and famine. Napoleon's army was decimated in an inverse sense—that is to say, every tenth man was spared, while the nine others fell victims to the Cossack lances, or, worse still, to the Russian snow. The Oth Regiment formed part of the rear guard, which watched and fought so magnificently un der the leadership and auspices of Ncy. LiUle Bilboquet was among the most for tunate, for he was neither wounded nor frost-bitten. A lew days after the teniblo passage of the Beresinn, the troops had to cross a small river, over which the engineers had already thrown a bridge. Uilhequet’s brigade, which formed the extreme rear, had passed over in safety, and the great point now was to prevent the Russians following. The general ordered the Sap pers to blow it up, hut the explosion was attended by only partial success; one half of the bridge was still connected with the other by means of a single beam. If this beam could be cut in two the whole structure would fall in the river. Other wise the enemy would have no dilliculty in repairing the bridge, and their pursuit would not be delayed for more than an hour at most. Some Sappers were di rected to get on a raft and endeavor to destroy the bridge altogether, but the Russians arrived on the opposite hank of the river before the ortlrr could be obeyed, and opened a murderous fire, which seemed to render its execution quite impossible. The French returned the lire, and the army was about to move when suddenly a soldier with a hatchet oti his shoulder, plunged into the river, dived, and came up half a minute afterwards at a distance l'roin the lo am which it was desired to sever. By his long heard it was aasv to t il that this was a Sapper that was sacrificing himself so nobly* fur the sake of his comrades. The brave man swam vigorously for the nearest pile, and continued a c urse through a shower of bullets, which caus' d the water to hoii ad round him, until at last lie reached the centre pile of the hr. ige, an 1. climbing up it, got on the bridge itself. The beam was n t so large as it appeared from the shore, ar d it was already half divided. With on* blow the soldier cut it into two, when the bridge, and himself with it, fell into the water with a tremendous crash. The Russians, in tiieir astonishment, ceased firing for a moment, hut the Frenchman soon rose to*the surface, and he was then again saluted with a storm of shot. Now a hundred poles were ex tended to the dating Sapper, and the tieneral himself was among the most en thusiastic applauders of his gallant ex (doit. . Maidenly the General pave a start. lie might well he astonished, for the supposed Sapper who ha*! destroyed the bridge was no other than young Bilbo quet, the drummer, with his celebrated black heard under his chi t. ‘What in the name of fortune does this mean!*’ inquired the General, scarcely crediting his eyes. ‘It’s only me,’ said Bilboqu t, ‘ the drummer-hoy that you said y ou’d give the cross to when he had hair on his chin. I’ve a beard now, General ; and a capital one, too. 1 gave you forty francs for it, and I think it ought to he good.’ The General was fairly electrified by the youngster’s courage, and scarcely less so by his originality and humor. Ho took Bilboquet by the hand, and without a moment’s delay, gave him the cross he had been wearing on his breast. From that moment even the veterans of the regiment treated Bilboquet with re spect, and the Drum Major never struck him any more with his long cane. Eaknestness.— Like all the virtues, earnestness is sometimes a natural trait, and sometimes once acquired by the healthy graft of moral and religious prin ciple. It is a positive essential in the structure of character ; it is one of the main instruments in all action that is to benefit others. It gives persistency to the unstable, strength to the feeble, abil ity and skill to the inefficient, and suc cess to all endeavor. There is a might in it that is magical to the vacillating and irresolute. Its possessors are those who Stood in the front ranks of life from the school-room to the forum ; from the child with its first “ reward of merit,” to the matron who presides over the well-or dered household, and gives Iter blessings to well-trained sons and daughters, as they leave their mother's home for lives of usefulness in wider spheres. Earnestness, also, like other noble qualities, is always making greater gains than it aims at. There is not only the purpose accomplished, but the strength, the skill, and the distance already over come, that will make the next aim loftier, and more arduous in its accomplishment Thus there is, naturally and necessarily, the attainment of fresh and more inspir ing elevation. The prospect widens, the objects to he achieved multiply in num ber and importance, the consciousness of the one performance brightens the eye, and steadies the hand, and insures the uncertain step, till success is gained again. —[Springs of Action. ■ — Tkoi'BI.e is often the lever in the hands of God to raise us up to heaven. A child who cried for an hour dido’ get it. fjflfe’a Myaf erleti. They arc dark, deep and unfathomable, and we arc unable to search them out. At tK» vunVG'st e< «W.n* ~itV such bn'fffancy across our pathway that we behold with admiration its glittering rays, antftronder that so many mysteries have been made plain ; but in the twink ling of an eye a cloud comes o'er our vis ion, and we are led to grope our way on ward, the darkness rendered still more irksome, having seen the sun. But “ God moves in •* mysterious way,” and never mennt man to scale the topmost pinnacle of divine wisdom. The fairy being whose brow wears no mark of time, and the gray haired grandsiie, with one font upon the verge o( the grave stand side by side; to-morrow you enter their dwellings, hut you are greeted by no kindjy welcome; the hush of death is upon all things, and you say, surely the messenger has called for him who had more than numbered three-score and ten. You enter noiselessly, as if fearing to dis turb his repose; raise-the snowy cover ing, start back in mute surprise ; for, in stead of the silver locks and wrinkled brow of the grandsire, you behold the wavy tresses of her wiio hut yesterday was blooming in health, .ami you exclaim, mysterious. God's ways are not our ways. The slow and solemn pealing of the tolling bell tells us that another has gone to his last home. A few short months ago he went forth with a band of youths, - whose stalwart forms seemed almost to hid defiance to the foe, to lav down his life, if need be, upon the alter of his country. But not in battle, hut upon the tented Held, the messenger came, and lie was forced to obey ; he died, hut no mother’s hand was there to smooth his dying pillow. Once before, when in his childhood home, surrounded by parents and friends, the messenger had called loudly, but he was spared; but now, nfar from kindred and home, he was laid to rest in the silent grave. \Vc know not why it is so. Strange, is it not, that the thousand strong chords of love with which we hind our loved one-, to earth cannot detain their spirits for a moment fro n their upward flight; nor prayers nor tears suflicc to make them fold their wings and wait. Already has the cry gone up from a thousand hearts and homes, “ lie is dead!" Borne upon the telegraph wires with the speed almost of lightning the news come. But, even while- almost every circle wears the habiliments ot mourning, all nature is dressed itfchcr gala robes ; the birds warble forth their songs ol praise as sweetly as the breeze plays o’er the waving tree tops, and through the branches, making sweet mu sic, and all things seem as bright and guy as though nature's God had tint spoken to the children of men. A dark veil of mysteries hang ever about our "pathway, and we cannot find tin in out; but, kn liv ing that a just and richtcous < I >d rnlcth, we will trust in Him until all tilings shall lie made plain, and we shall behold him as lie is.—[ Waverly Magazine. “ Coxsckvative SiiWAttD.”— Who ever saw a more contradictory, ireevnncilnble conjunction of words than stall Is at the head of this at tide? And yet the pre tension is put forward in some (purlers that the arcti agitator and insti.-itnr of Abolition now at the head ttie Suite department—the cold blot led, unpity ing wretch who introduced and inaugurated the bnstile system in this country, nlio shut his ears to the cties of Justice, and steeled luc heart )n the > leadings of Hu manity, and whose teachings finally wrought the dismimbermout and destruc tion of the American ib.-pub ie, is a “conservative,” and for liis endeavors to shield the country from the effects of radicalism of the Lincoln Administration, is entitled to the confidence of the friends of ihe Constitution! A demairogoe from the beginning, ever watchful of the chang ing hues in public sentiment, and un scrupulous in adapting means to the ac complishment of a desired end, the iufei nal doctrines of the godless system of fa naticism found congenial soil in 1.is low, grovelling ambition. And non - , forsooth, having gone down with his doctrines into the lowest depths of public detestation, he seeks to cut loose from them, and to stand forth as the friend of principles lie has spent a life in opposing! This is im pudence worthy of Seward ! but it may, and we hardly see why it should not be, satisfactory to a certain class of professed Democrats‘whose names have figured in war meetings, and been appended to res olutions urging upon our abolition rulers a “ more vigorous prosecution of the war” for the subjugation of tile booth, the overthrow of the Constitution and the emancipation of the slaves, lint every true-hearted Democrat who loves his principles more than he docs the plaudits of the excited, unreasoning crowd, or even his own personal safety, will a.-.k with McMasters, What part has light with darkness? What part has glory with shame? What part has American De mocracy with Seward—the follower of Fanny Wright—the drummer of Anti- Masonic follv—the elect of the Wooly Head Know-Nothings in 1855 — the figure head of Abolitionism erected into a po litical party 1 We, the true, the young, the living Democracy, will not consort with these miserable destroyers of our country ! —[Malone (N. Y.) Gazette, edit ed by judge Flanders. * — ♦ »- - A Foul.’* Decision. —A poor beggar, in Paris, being very hungry, stayed so long in a cook’s shop, who was dishing up his meat, that his stomach was satisfied with the smell thereof. The choleric, cove tous cook demanded of him to pay for his breakfast. Tho poor man denied it, and it was referred to the decision of the next man that should pass by, who chanced to be a most notorious idiot. He determined that the poor man’s money should be put between two empty dishes, and tiic cook recompensed by its jing ling, as lie was satisfied with only the smell of the cook’s meat. What is tho difference between a bed hug and a man sleeping with snakes un der his bed ? One creeps over the sleep ers, and tho other sleeps over the creep ers. “ W nv, I thought you were ill," said one friend to another, meeting in a porter house. “ Well, don’t you sec I’m ale hig!” was the reply, with a bitter smite. WA8HINOTOK. In an introduction to the writings of Washington, published a few years ago I'U'VTWce, that distinguished prime min isler and statesman, M. Guizot thus re marks : Washington had not those brilliant and extraordinary qualities which strike the imagination of men at the first glance. He did not belong to the class of men of vivid genius, who pant for an opportu nity of display, arc impelled by great thought or great passions, and diffuse around them the wealth of their,own na .turesJ/uf 'i t any outward occasion or no- f eessify calls for its employment. Free from all internal restlessness, and the promptings and piideof ambition, Washington did not seek opportunities to distinguishing himself, and never aspired to the admiration of the world, llis spirit so resolute, his heart so lofty, was profoundly calm and modest. Capable of rising to a lcrcl with the highest destiny, lie might have lived in igno rance of his real power without suffering for it, and have found in the cultivation of his estates a satisfactory employment for those energetic faculties which were to be proved equal bribe task of com manding armies ami founding a Govern ment.” The Great Lord Chancellor Eiskinc, thus addressed Washington on his retire ment from the Presidency : “ I have taken the liberty to introduce your august and immortal name in a sen tence which is to be found in the book in which I send you. 1 have a large and valuable acquaintance among the most valued and exalted classes of m u, but you are the only human being lor whom I ever felt an awful reverence, 1 pray God to grant a long and serene evening to a life so gloriously devoted to the universal happiness of the world.” Phillips, the great British orator, ex pressed himself as follows : “ It matters very little what immediate spot may he the birthplace of such a man as \\ ashingUm. No people can claim, no country can appropriate him—the boon of Providence to the human race, llis fame is eternity, 1 his residence crea tion. Though it was the defeat of our arms and disgrace of our policy, I almost bless the convulsion in which lie bad bis origin. If the heavens thundered and the eartli rocked, when the storm passed, how pure was the climate, bow bright in the brow of the firmament was the planet which was revealed to us? In the pro duction of Washington it does really ap pear as if nature was endeavoring to im prove upon herself, and that all the virtues of the ancient world were but so many studies preparatory to the patriot of the new.” Mr. Allison, the British historian, thus closed a splendid panegyric on Washing ton : “A soldier from necessity and patriotism rather than from disposition, he was the first to recommend a return to pncific counsels when the independence of his county was secured, and bequeathed to his countrymen an address on leaving the Government, to which there is no composition of uninspired wisdom which can bear a comparison. lie was a friend to liberty but nut to licentiousness ; not to the dreams of enthusiasm, hut to those practical ideas, etc. * * * It is the highest glory of England to have given birth, even amid transatlantic wilds to such a man.” Pandora's Box. —Pandora, according to the heathen mythology, was the first female created. She was formed of clay, by Vulcan, at the request of Jupiter. As soon as endowed with life, all the gods are said to have vied with inch other in presenting her with uil'ts. She received beauty and the art of pleasing from Ve nus, the powered captivating from the Graces; Apollo taught her how to sing. Mercury instructed her ill eloquence, and Minerva endowed her with wisdom. Hence she was called Pandora from the Greek word pan, all, and doron, gift, in timating she was all-gifted. Jupiter finally presented her with a box, filled with innumerable evils, which she was desired to give to the man who married her. She was then conducted by Mer cury to Promethus; he, suspicious of de ceit, would not accept the present; but bis brother, Kpiinvtheiis, less prudent, married her. He having accepted and opened the box, there issued from it a multitude of evils and distempers, which speedily dispersed themselves all over the earth, and have never since ceased to af lin t all mankind, lie shut the box again in all haste, hut all was gone. Hope alone, which Jupiter had compassionately inclosed in his unhappy gift, had not time to escape, and consequently re mained as the one consolation of wretched mortals. This has given rise to the expres sion “ Hope lies at the bottom." — HMin I.ifk.—Bayard Taylor, while in the Arctic region in winter, used to eat a half pound of meat at a meal to warm himself. He thus speaks of the cold which he endured in Lapland : “ I should have frozen at home in a temper ature which I found very comfortable in Lapland, with my solid diet of bread and butter, and my garment of reindeer skin. The lollowing is a correct scale of the physical effects of cold calculated for the latitude of 65 or 70 degrees north —15 above zero, unpleasantly warm ; zero, mild and agreeable; 10 degrees below zero, pleasantly fresh and braving ; .20 degrees below zero, sharp but not sovere ly cold. Keep your lingers and toes in motion, and rub your nose occasionally, 30 degrees below zero, very cold ; take particular care of your nose and extremi ties; eat the fattest food and plenty of it. 40 degrees below zero, intensely coftl ; keep awake at all hazards ; inutile up to the eyes and test your circulation freely, that it may not stop before you know it. CO degrees below zero, a struggle for ife.” Capt. Bili.inW Pkovekbs.—I am pre pared tu sa tu seven uv the rich men out uv every ten, 11 Make the most uv yer money fur it makes the most uv yu.” Debt is a Eal pot, a big bocl where yu go in, and a small wun where yu kiim out. Yu can tell jest about what a man will du hi hearing him tell what he has did. Man was kreated a little lower than the Angells, and he has been getting a little lower ever since. \rmEMC. T , 0x ™ e D . 8ATa L°. r * Tlie rtmimUwi mmmhm* «m «■£■>•> menu of a child, stand ng fnrtirad if Vit tuub that have died 4PM)£toMto**toi> r not exercised ule rwwaiy MHR 0* friendship ; they have not ehpssn to bo kind and good to us; nor stood conscious.witl, in ;he oCjflSoUjU-, But they have shared their pleasure* and pains with tis as well as they could ;3»0 interchange of good offices hotweea A h»s, of necessity, been less mingled aMth w the troubles of the world; the aw to* art- * sing from their death is ths only ow willsh we can associate with their amodear* : HhwieaTe happy thoughts thataaaaat dla»» Our loss may always/ender then peoeive; hut they will not always be painful. is a pari of the benignity of Mature that pain docs not survive like pleasure, at any time, much less w here the cause of it Sa an innocent one. The soiilc will remain reflected by memory, as the moon reflecta the light upon us when the sun has gone into heaven. * * * * ' 1 Now the liability to the loss of children —or rather what renders us sensible of it, the occasional loss itself—seems to be one of these necessary bitters thrown Into the cup of humanity. We.do not mean that every one must lose ono of his children to enjoy the rest; or that every individ ual loss ulllictM us in the same proportion, \\ c allude to the deaths of infants in gen* era!. These might be as few as ww could render them. But if non* at all ever took place, we should regard every - little child as a man or woman secured; and it u ill easily be conceived wbat a world of endearing cares and hopes thiO security would endanger. The very idea of infancy would lose its continuity with us. Girls and boys would be future men and women, not present children. They would have attained their full growth iir our imaginations, and might aa w*B bhvc. been men and women at onee. On <hw other hand, those who have lost an infant are never, aa it were, without an infant child. They are the only p*rsooswho,ia one sense, retain it always, and they far* nish tl.eir neighbors with the same idea. The older children grow up to man baud, and woman hood, and suffer all the changes of tnoi t ility. This one alone is rendered an immortal child. Death has arrested it with his harshness, and blessed it into an eternal image of youth and innocence. [Leigh Hunt. ————— 4 « • • »- Advice on Sinduy Subjects.— Never cut a piece out of a newspaper until you have looked on the other side, where per haps you may find something more valua ble than that which you first intended to appropriate. Never pint salt into your soup before you have tasted it I have known gentle* men very much enraged by doing so. Never burn your fingersif you can help it. People burn their fingers every dey, when they might have escaped if they bad been careful. • • * Don’t put your feet upon the table.— True, many members of Congress do ao, but, then, you ar&jiot a member of Con gress. p- If you form one of a iswgw mj.Vfd flflffU pany, and a diffident stranger entega the room and takes a scat among yon, aax something to him,Tor heavens sake, af* though it be only, “ Pine evening, sir V* Do not let him sit bolt upright, suffering all the apprehensions and agonies of bash fulness, without any relief. Ask how he has been; tell him you knew his friend 80* and so—anything that will do to break tho icy stiffness in which very decent fellows are sometimes frozen on their debut be* furs a jicw cii clo. «. — Is clearing out the remains of an old chapel in Warwickshire, England, aotpe time ago, several bodies were found; which were buried more than two Hun died years ago. The coffin whicbcba* tained the body of Lady Audrey Ltfigh, buried in 1040, was opened and tbebdly found embalmed and io entire preserva tion, her flesh quite plump, as if she were alive, her face beautiful, her bands ex ceedingly small and full. She was dress ed in line linen, trimmed all over with * point lace, and two rows of lace were laid iliil on her forehead. She looked exactly ns if she were lying asleep, and seemed not more than 16 or 17 years old. She was very beautiful. Even her eyelashes and eyebrow's were quite perfect. Bet eyes were closed, and no part of her face or figure was at all fallen in. 'The day-laborer, who earns with horny hand and the sweat of his brow, coarse food for those whom he loves, is raised by thi* generous motive to true dignity; and though wanting the refinements of lift, it a nobler being than those who think them selves absolved by wealth from serving others. Memokv can gleam, but never can re» new. 1 1 brings us joys faint as is the per fume of the flowers, faded and dried of the summer that is gone. Okiuieus C. Kerb says that “ timbrel* las and horses are not relations," my boyi We put one up when it rains, and w« rein the other up when we “ put" -4 ...... “ Wii at is that dog barking at ?” asked a fop, whoso boots were more pol ished than his ideas. “ Why,” replied ft bystander, “ because he sees a puppy k»< your boots." ■ ' * 11e whose religion is ever on hke lips, has seldom any of that valuable treasure in his heart. It Uoeps-watch liha.q liv eried porter at his door, but them fa no body at home, and there is nothing to steal; if it were well lodged in hff'aoul, ho would not be so frald'Cfifs'fbcape. lie who vouches Tor his own truthful ness by nn oath, will tell a lie the next moment without a blush. . , , _ [ < 3 Toe surest hindrance to auceetfis to have too high a standard of fyBtMMnt is our own minds, or too high so bjjlhfon of the judgmeiptjifJhft jUJpljc. OTTbo fe determined not to be satisfied with any thing short of perfection, wfVtfarer do anything at nil. Jiifliin 111 f>|!iIf There are no bands wpsfadhMlpk 4f eternity; there is no shodSw sMa-Us dfat The very hours of hssTlfa afaktoMto ured by the sunshine; and Mfiju A| shadow. A good many men ara to tbefafailMM when they are out of tpkito > pa