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NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, .NOVEMBER 14, 1924.
New Britain Herald
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EnUrait lit tli rvi Ctu- ti New llntaie
aa Secon I ilau llai Matur.
TKIXPHONB CALLS
FU'll'PM Ortu-a "
Eittoriil tiooma :l
Tl "niv p'nfluM advertising medium
In tha eity. Cliculatton ho.ika and
pn i? alwayi oixo to etUeittaera,
Mrnihrr ol lh Anaorlaled Preaa.
Hit Aociatd Praaa l xelunivaiT an
titled to tin uas rot re-puHk-atton ol
II rcirl created to It or not otherwlw
rrari'ted in fila papar and alio local
nw tini'Mied heraln.
Member Audit llnrrau or t trrnlntion.
Tl-ia A. it II a national orgtinUatlxn
whieh furulahfi newapapeta and advar
ttBoi w-'.ti a atrial honeat apalyaia of
rlrctilatlen. Our circulation autlstlca
an iiaaad upon thu audit. Thla Inturea
protection aKFilnat fraud In newspaper
dlatr'bution flirurei to both national and
local advertiser.
Tha Hara'd la on aala flail? In New
Tork at lloinllng'a Newi Stand. Tlmaa
Nquara: gr-huiti Nwa Stand. Entranca
Grand Central. !nd atreet.
By all the l ilies of common sense
of whli'h the Coolidge administra
tion boasts, Willmm A. Hayes should
hatts been reappointed.
History doe have a habit of repent
ing Itself, ami we shall see what
hall see.
AtTOISTS SHOl'trt STOP DURING
FIRES.
When the fire bells ring it is in
cumbent upon all antolsts to stop
jvhere they are or move to one side,
giving fire apparatus a clear right
cf way.
Complaint is being made in New
Britain that this is not being done,
and that it is necessary for traffic
policemen to go to extremes to halt
drivers Who persist in keeping on the
wove. .
An automobile hae about as much
thsnce in arguing with a fire engine
as it has in contesting the right of
way over f. grade crossing with a
locomotive.
SHOIIH ti.AKlFY 1 HI".
mi. i. vi unx r
Information from Wash Ins' on
that the government will Ignore the
home hretv court erdlet given In
Halilmore in I he case of Itepreen
tathe IIII1 Is rather surprising. At
torney General S'uno Is au'honly (or
the jitntemont, according lo prfNi
dispatcher.
It lit 1 been conceded all alone that
the lia'tlni.ire trial was to he mere
ly ihi) opening fight on the home
he, n- scrtlon of the Volstead act.
Congre.vnianTlIll Is quoted as saving
lie hope similar case will be taken
to the supreme court,
The trial in Baltimore hn. at least
thrown doubt upon a seclnn of thej
Volstead law that needs clearing up.
If the prohibition and justice de.
partntent of the government intend
merely t0 Ignore the cause celehre
their aland suggests they have no
confidence In winning before the Su
preme court By ignoring the Bal
timore decision and continuing to
Interpret and enforce the law as be
fore whl'e falling of an intention to
take the matter up for a decision In
a higher court, they at leant are
lacking in a desire to clarify the law.
The result undoubtedly will be
that efforts to amend the law will
materialise In congress. A law of this
nature should be clear and direct
and not amenable to the whims of
individual interpretation.
sl-AUOR IUTI-HR C.IVFN
His ll.WtTHIA' HFWARH.
It was no surprise to read that
William M. O. Buller, chairman of
llm national llepuhllean committee,
was appointed by Governor Cox of
Massachusetts to succeed the Into
Henry Cabot Lodge In the l S, sen
ate. Governor Cox evidently follow
ed the wWie of President Coolidge
in the matter, a. It was generally
known among correspondents that
the president desired to see the New
Bedford man suitably rewarded.
When Butler was placed In com
mand of the national committee It
was contrary to the withea of. the
old guard In the party, of whom Sen
ator I.odgs was a conspicuous mem
ber. Butler was regarded by these
A few of the rebels have been exe
cuted and a meeting of prominent
officials was broken up by the dic
tator's emissaries. Thosu atlondhif
Iho latter gathering Included some of
tho highest ductals in the govern
ment, no that It Is not passible to con
clude that the revolution Is the wii
ot ragamuffin agitators', It la being
furthered by men of Ideals and vi
sion, who llilnk belter of their coun.
try than Iho kind of government th
present King and so-called dictator
has given I hem.
It Is to be hoped that satisfactory
reform can be anchievefl without an
economic and social upset. It Is
possible i hat when the king realizes
that grievous mistakes have been
made by his appointee and that the
kind of useless Imperialism indelged
In throughout the Spanish Kiffof Mo
rocco Is a losing proposition from
every angle, that he will be a potent
factor in granting the demands of
C -V v'"
op
Fads and Fancies
DX HUBERT iL'l.lXN
Subtle Joke; He wouldn't let his
wife get her hair bobbed.
HEADLIGHT JfOSAKCE IS AT ITS
. WORST.
Thousands of autolsts In Connecti
cut refrain from driving at night be
cause the roads are infested by auto
lsts who think they need battleship
searchlights for headlights.
Glares from headlights that are
much stronger than the law allows
are a potent cause of accident and
inconvenience. It is impossible to
see an approaching machine equip
ped with such headlights. It is time
that something substantial were done
to eliminate the nuisance.
Such headlights, of course, also
are seen in the cities, where they are
nearly as great a nuisance as on the
darker highways. The nuisance could
be stopped if the state police and the
city police made an attempt t9 stop
it. V
TALE LOSES BIXGHAM FROM
THE FACULTY.
Hiram Bingham, Ph. D., Litt. D.,
lieutenant-governor of Connecticut,
and governor-elect is no longer a
member of Tale university. The
estimable gentleman has resigned be
cause of the "Increasing burden of
public duties."
Prof. Bingham was a member of
the faculty since 1510, and professor
f Latin-American htstory sines 1915.
He expects to be chief professor cf
the state house in January.
Yale loses a capable and energetic
tnlnd from its faculty. The state
gains what Yale loses.
The governor-elect, however, will
toot b entirely out of touch with the
nlver9lty. On January 1, when he
bike offlc as governor, he will be-
6om a member of the university
(corporation ex-officlo.
COXTROLLIXG CONGRESS
STILL TROVBLESOME.
When Warren G. Harding entered
the White House in 1321 the Repub
licans had a majority in the house of
unwieldy proportions, and a very
considerable majority in the senate.
But during the oongreaalonal elec
tions of 1912 the same fate overtook
the Republicans that overtook the
Taft administration their control of
congresa was swept away.
It is declared that in the 63th
congress, which meet in li5, the
Independents will not be able to hold
the balance of power. But po far as
the Democrats ire concerned, they
were far weaker in the 67th congress,
just after the Harding landslide.
Dispatches from Washington indi
cate that Democratic leaders plan to
hold together their forces n the 6Sth
as they did in the 63th and form ft
coalition with Independent Republi
cans, as was done during the Hard
ing administration and which took
control of congress away from the
Republicans and has kept such on
trol away from the Coolidge admin
istration thus far.
It Is Interesting to consider the
situation in the light of the record
of the past few administrations.
The first session of the 67th con
gress stood, in the senate: Republi
cans, 58; Democrats, 37; Progres
sives, 1. In the house: Republicans,
300; Democrats, 131; Socialists, 1;
vacancies, 3.
The first sesston ol the 6Sth con
gress stood, to th senate; Republi
cans. 61: Democrats, 43; Farmer-
Whom the gods would
they first equip with a
spouse.
destroy
jealous
na ft neophyte in politics, inexper
lenced In the ways of the game and Iho people, which at this distance do
an interloper In the preserves of the I not appear radical, but merely a
mighty. But the president had con-; logical sequence of bad government.
fldence In the gentleman, and Butler j
was placed where he would be
blamed if the party lost the cam
paign and possibly not receive much
credit If it won. j
He made a few mistakes which In
a close campaign might have been
serious; but no campaign manager j
ever got through a campaign with-
out stumbling a few times. On the
whole, he undoubtedly did exceed
ingly well as ft manager, and pleased
the president greatly. His reward is
immediate.
Some men aspire for years to
reach the senate, trying to reach it
from the lower rungs of the politi
cal ladder, only to be disappointed
In the quest. Senator Butler had
better lurk. Had Senator Lodge re
mained alive Butler would have been
rew-arded In some other suitable
manner, probably by being added to
the president's cabinet. He has been
a successful manufacturer of large
interests, and took to politics be
cause he could afford it, because he
believed he could perform acceptable
public service, and probably because
he thought he could win at it. He
has made considerable headway in
a comparatively ehort time.
shorter this fall?"
Pltyboyt "Humph,
what w shall ses,"
shall
After all, why bother to save
civilization? Look at those balloon
pants,
What the world really needs is a
quiet little war to end war inventions.
And as lo chestnuts, Japan doesn't
need a cat's paw while the Tongs
serve so well.
No group can defend state rights
while demanding congressional ap
propriation!". '
ART, GOOD OR BAD,
. REMAINS FREE
When a country cousin visits a
city Art gallery he or she customari
ly glosses over some of the best Art
subjects in the place because there
seems to be something about first
class Art that appears exceedingly
bold.
It takes somebody unaccustomed
to September Morn pictures a long
time to appreciate them. Statuary
minus Imagination at first shocks;
ultimately pleases.
But such puritanical prudery is
no longer tolerated by Art. The pub
lic has. been educated to the fine
points of the human form divine,
without which no artist of class
could make mre than a bare liveli
hood. Even judges have become
appreclators of Art.
Commentators of all degrees of
artistic endowment have turned Art
analyzers since Earl Carroll, revue
Another good test of self-control
is a book agent who doesn't know
what "no" means.
We will cooperate with Europe,
but not to the extent ot doing much
of anything.
Candidates seldom do all they
promise, for which, no doubt, we
should thank God.
Fashions make the waist line
move up and down; rations make it
move the other way.
What chance has an honest radi
cal in politics when wicked monopo- 1 cular is never on the square
MAXsoNmnmJuDBL
WE CRY OF THE CROSS-WORD
ri 7.xi.E AnnicT.
By Georgo S. Chappell
Take that cross-word book ftwsyl
Hide ths dictionary, too!
Let me, on this new-born dsy,
Do the things I ought to do.
In some closet dim and dark,
Closed with padlock bolt and bar,
Place the lexicon and park
The encyclopedia.
In my paper of today
May the news my mind engage,
Letting not attention stray
To the luring pussle-page.
Thus, when comos the peaceful night
Dreamless sleep shall crown my
head,
With no squares of blacl and whlto
Dancing wildly round my bed.
'Efflcirnt
"There goes a man who speaks
seven languages."
"Vteally?"
"Yes sir, and his wife gets more
use out of one language than be docs
out of the wholo seven."
W. W. Schaeffer.
.The MorTT-Go-Round
Father: "What makes you so gid
dy?" His Flapper Daughter: "The whirl
of society."
Elsie Whelan.
With Modlflicatloiui
Anne: "Was It a case of love at
first sight?"
Catherine: "Yes the first time I
saw him in his new car."
Emma Hooks.
A Gridiron N
The football team of Yervard
One played a ladies' team,
The guards and tackles made 'era
blink:
The center was a dream,
And lo, the ladies beat them
By twenty-four to nine,
For Yarvard lost two hundred yards
For holding In the line.
Suggestion
"Sneaking of home and mother
songs "
"Yes?"
"If s a wonder somebody wouldn't
write a song about a real estate man.
I've provided enough homes, and on
easv payments, too."
William 8. Adklns.
Everything But
"It's awful how he drinks'."
"It's awful what he drinks."
Charles Berg.
"Oh this parting Is. bitter bitter,"
she moaned, as the quinine capsule
came apart Just as she swallowed it.
No Way To Square The Circular
"This circular says that If I invest
in this oil stock now It will double
in value In 80 days."
Yes, but wjiat you see in a cir-
- On Location.
Natives "How do you And the girls
In this town?"
Visitor; "Oh, mostly In automo
biles." ,
Mrs. Louis Abel,
Coming Events.
It was a mounrful turkey;
I heard him thus repine:
"The dsys are growing; shorjfr,
Particularly mine."
(Copyright, 19S4. Reproduction
Forbidden.)
25 Years Ago Today
Vtom Paper of That Dats
Workmen tearing down a house
next to Traut & Mine's found a lot
of bones strewn on the attlo floor.
Dr. Kelly Identified them as hu.nan
remains, probably once belonging to
some medical student,
Depuly Sheriff Rawllngs has ob.
talned a writ of replevin to recover
Brown's horse in Berlin. The writ
was Issued In the interest of Deputy
Sheriff Glbney of Berlin, from whom
the horse had been previously Unen
by Constable Lawrence on another
writ.
An Armenian barbsr was around
town today securing recruits for a
company to assist the Boers, offering
to treat all recruits to drinks. At
the rate he was picking them up at
noon, he will have a regiment by
night.
Postmaster Judd Is In Washing
ton attendinf a postal convention.
While there he will take up the mat
ter of a new carrier in this city.
' Lauren M. Bancroft was elected
secretary of Company E last even
ing, Lieutenant Smith was chosen
treasurer, and Quartermaster Ser
geant Fcnton was made Janitor. The
icompany court will consist of Lieu.
tenant. Bmitn, sergeant xaorey, ana
Musician Henry Bcheuy.
Wise, Smith & Co., Inc.
HARTFORD -
SATURDAY "COAT DAY" AT
THE ANNIVERSARY SALE
lies are passing dividends?
The belief' that any one party may
be trusted to run tho country indi
cates a poor memory.
Well, Mr. Coolidge hud unsuspect
ed strength. He survived in spite of
these new silver dollars.
t I a , - A A ft
Labor, I. In the house: Republi-1 producer, o(r-...t .
car. 225: Democrats. 205; Independ- I It is a pleasure to report that the
ents, l; Farmer-Labor, 1; Socialists, ! three Judges who rescued him from
1; vacancies,
The first session of the 60th con
C. L. Edson.
Bobbed hair isn't always a short
cut to beauty.
1
Innecessary Information
Lucille and Evelyn were two small
sisters just starting in school. Evelyn,
proud of her learning, was reproving
Lucille for drinking coffee.
"You ought not to drink coffee. It
will make you weak."
"I know it." replied Lucille haugh
tllv, "I've studied history."
Ann Bradford. .
iall evidently had visited Art gal
leries and had gotten no sore eyes
gress probably will stand, in the sen-. consequently when the Art poses I Middle-class people are those Who
L: Publicans. 55: Democrat,, V; ! that Artist Carroll had displayed in " can't entertain w.thout borrowmg
Farmer-Labor, 1. In the house: Re
publicans, 145: Democrats, 1S5
Farmer-Labor, 3; Socialists, 2.
POSTMASTER JOBS AND
SPOILS SYSTEM
First class postmasters ars not
feeing appointed through the merit
ivstem. It was not so intended when
Will Hays, the Indiana political
manager who became postmaster
neral, changed the Wilson law so
that Republican postmasters could
be substituted for Democratic post
masters when ilvir terms expired.
Writers for various metropolitan
newspapers are beginning to prate
about the crack of the Coolidge whip
over the 63th congress. The presi-
the lobby cf hi theater were
brought before them, it was like in- ;
troduclng old friends.
The great publicity should make ;
a fortune for Maestro Carroll. The j
papers gobbled up the story like a ,
Rnnnc sue- kinc nourishment. It is
The ZR-S was deflated aflfr site
landed. Now If something could be
done about the lecturers.
Wally the Mystic
Hcil Answer Your Questions, Some
how As long as life remains In us
Some things will make us fume and
fuss;
But If you'll let him, Wally will
Give mystic hep and send no bill.
Dear Wally
True Friends
THE NORTH POLE
AND FIVE OTHERS
Scientific Bulletin From the Na
tional Geographic Society
Washington, D. C, Nov. 13.
"The earth has at least six well.
known poles,- in three groups of j
twins, only one of which the Shen
andoah or the ZR-8, if they blaze
an air trail across the Arctic, will
probably cross the north pole.
The others of the polar family are
the 'poles of cold,' the south pole
and the north and south magnetic
poles," says a bulletin from the
Washington, D. C, headquarters of
the national Geographic society.
"The most talked of member of
the family Is the north pole. En
throned, at the top of the earth
where latitude becomes 90 degrees
and the meridians of longitflde con
verge, it haB received oniy one
visit in all time. Rear Admiral
Robert E. Perry, with his retinue of
Eskimo attendants, spent a few ,
hours in Its frigid presence and
took notes on Its refrigerating sys
tem. Nature's Remote Refrigerator
"Scientists tell us that this re
frigerating plant, Installed and
operated solely by nature, never
fails to register below the freezing
point of frosh water even during
July, and that its mean temperature
in winter is about that of some pf
the Montana cold snaps.
"The North and South Magnetic
Poles, located more than a thousand
miles from the true North and
South Poles toward Hudson Bay and
New Zealand, are the elusive mem
bers of the polar family. The North
magetlc pole makes the compass
1
Nobody knows which side w ill win
in China, and "The Literal y Digest"
isn't doing a thing about it.
My beau is fickle es can ve.
He swears that to me he is true
Shall I believe him :
dent, it appears, is actually going to to be hoped that some of them
be a leader. But the history of con-' printed the Art pictures gratis and
greasional activities has shown that j with profound gratitude for the
cracking the whip does not insure aj privilege, j'lo Zjopfold, who hereto
contlnuation of conditions making fore has been getting most of the
the process possible. Congressmen j frco revue publicity for his Follies
elected during a presidential election j ar, its glorified pulchritude, now
are one thing; congressmen elected 1 vias an up-and-coming rival la the
during a congressional election are , flPu- This rival doesn't have to de-
Troubled Su,
People use too many words. Why '
say "You precious old darling" when Tje4r Troubled Sue
"Come across" means the same?
another. Usually fewer administra
tion congressmen are elected be
j fween presidential elections than
! during the latter, when there Is a
The Wiln law insured 10 canai-
aates with The highest civil service t(,nilenCy t0 fly on tne tall of the
rating the. right to sppointment, no a1mlnstration kite. This is how the
Blatter what th'ir pollics. The spoils j T;)ft a,4minu,tratson lost out and
system law inaugurated by the j how th(J Harijjrig administration ran
Harding administration shortly at- ; int(J trobie.; the same thing can
ter it got into rower, was to per- ; iappen with the Coolidge admlnia
mit a choice from the three highest , tration two years h'-nce.
applicants. Thus if two Democrats independent of the Borah and
were first and secomi, and a Re- rj0UZ(.ll(, type arc not likely to
the latter stood tne ,'mp through many hoors when the
Americans won't, risk their do
mestic affairs in a world court. They
have tried that In a divorce court.
Correct this sentence: "We really
prefer our old open car." said she,
"on account of the fresh air."
Observations
On The Weather
pend upon divorces among the
chorus maidens, necklace and dia
monds of the near-prima donnas
getting lost, or stolen In hotels, or
any of the othr threadbare tricks
of f-rslchorean turpitude. Carroll
has depended exclusively upon Art. -Washington, Nov. 1 4. Forecast
He did not attempt to hide behind j for ,onthern New England: Fair
. .t,.... w.n. rl Art has no use ! tonight, cooler in south portion;
". ,t.' - a .; Saturday fair;
tor SKins. ne ia ,uv'i.-i - - ,
sadrr for personal liberty in art.
i Fverv theater lobby can now be-
bllcan third.
best chance of being appointed, and
obviously because of his politics.
It urcames a troublesome spoils
gvstem however, when public opin
ion begins to point the finger of
scorn at it. This is the case in Bris
tol, where. William A. Hayes, a Dem
ocrat, has repeatedly taken the civil
,crvice tests and came out on top
Ho is an expenenceu
there is no oinei
administration whip cracks, not lo
mention La Kollcre and hi; handful
of followers. They will not follow j
the policies of the Smoo's and the
Wadsworthi-.
Just now administration spokes
men ate talking about jamming
through the Mellon plan in 1923,
with the president at the helm. 1). m
oeratlc and in 1- pendent spokesmen
declare nothing will pb.-ase them
better; they have their eyes on the
lit:", congressional elections, when
the effect of snch a procedure would
be expected to show up In the con
gressional ilne-up. They may lun c
nothing much to hejie for during
the fire- two years of the 69th con-
'hc 1 gross, and the more "reactionary'
recommended the) tne administration gets the more it
bird in the toft. He j jy, to their advantage in KO'..
member of me i'1" ; They .- m to tr.triK t.iere w a 'ius
fresh northwest
winds.
Forecast for Ksstern Sew York:
Partly cloudy tonight; Saturday fair;
come an Art gallerv: every theater 1 not; mm-.. .....- '"
i moderate to fr-Mi north winds,
manager can pose as a connoisseur. Conl1itjons: LlR!lt rlmi , oc.
curred during the last 24 hours in
WCING A a narrow L" 't irom ii-xas in'tnwasi-
ward to Maine. 1 ne greausi
amount reported was 1.14 iuehes at
Spanish imperialism in Indianapolis, lnd. The pissure Is
low on tne .wn Ai'amn: coast nr,.j
high from I'tah eastward to Iowa.
The temperature, is rising in the
It's mighty queer
The things that neighbors see and
hear'.
So if they-ve started in to pan him
The best thing you can do is can him.
Fifty-Firty
Dear Wally:
Hearken to my squeak
My beau calls on me iwice a m.,
1 And twice a week upon my chum.
1 what shall we do?
I Your truly,
Glum.
! Dear Glum:
You girls should keep in mina
This wise old saying of mankind:
A halt a man. though he be gall,
Is better than no man at all.
Neighbors liae told me necdle 6tanj up straight on its
point and the South Magnetic Pole
makes it stand on lis foot, and they
both play tricks with all sorts of
metal Instruments by magnetizing
or demagnetizing their psrts.
Why Compass Swerves From North
"When John Jones travels through
the northern Wisconsin or Minneso
ta woods solely with the aid of his
compass, he cannot go directly
north unless he travels Just a little
west of the direction in which his
compass points, becsuse of Its af
finity for the north magnetic pole.
"The explanation of the magnetic
poles Is that the earth Itself is a
mampl made an nrnhnhlV bv the
electric currents passing around It
in sn east-west direction. Both
these poles also arc wanderers with
in a prescribed area.
"The Poles of Cold sre the Ish
maels and Hagars of the polar fam
ily outcasts, both erratic and dis
agreeable. They reside in the places
where the cold is most Intense,
usually In the interior of a continent.
Though the North Pole has the cold
The Remedy
Tenant: '
woman in the flat above stop sing
ins or reduce my r- . northern hemisphere in July.
I ll nx It up an rigm. ;- - - ,.. o.
vrrhuaiinh, in no, iiidf.
"Vou've got'to make.hcirst mean annua, temperature here
j Greenland wblehe. is the coldest part
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up for the Red Cross if such a pretty miss as shown in the
photograph were to pin a button on him. She-is Miss Virginia
Hitt, Washington society girl, and her victim is Captain Adol
prrus A. Andrews, U. S. N., commander of the presidential
yacht, the Mayflower.
SPAIN" IS
rtir; crisis
1 nroilord:
I'll raise the rent on her so that she
won't feel like singing.
DR. FRANK CRANE'S DAILY EDITORIAL
Money
By DR. FRANK CRANE
In each case
postmaster and
would-be postmaster in Bristol,
either Democratic or Republican,
who. can do better than trail his
dust in a test
- summoning up sufficient courage
to go counter to public opinion in
the bore that the ensuing Indigna
tion will eventually be forgotten
town commit'-
man who s'fO'l
Mniteif was a
committee.
F:
cxp
ing
to r
Congressman r-.
now ,-
Hart I
cl-em.-e of r jT'-ating the his'ory of
the Tsit and Harding administrator.
tilu re of
eeeo is bivin serious repercius-1
at home, as was to have been 1
cted. A rigid censorship is be
enforce.l, but we know enough 1
-aiize that a high-strung revolu
tion is in progress in that country.
King Aipbonso, now wishing to i
take all the responsibility for thej
Moroccan thrust, permitted Primo dr ,
Jlivera to become a so-called dicta
tor. This person promised to bring the
campaign to a victorious conclusion,
but his promise failed Ignomlnioualy
of performance. The Moors have
Elven tl.e Spaniards a dose of severe
mr di, ine, and the disgruntled and
diilluMone. populace has about, con
cluded that there is one dictator too
many.
western and falling in the eastern :
districts. Freezing temperature ex-
tends ss far south as Oklahoma. ,
Conrlitions favor tor this vicinity !
squally weather followed by fair ,
and slightly cooler.
MOTiir.it Ri.st i i s.
Trovidence, K. I., Nov. 14. Six
small children were rescued by their
mother, older siMr and brother, as
tire destroyed roof and furnishings
of the tenement home of Antonio
Viera a' 1 4 & Gano street last night.
The blaze wa discovered by 14-year-oM
Mary Vi-ra, who fmelled smok",
tan out doors t0 perceive th" roof in
flam" and then - ila.he.1 bn.-k Into
the. hou&e, p reading the arr. and
assisting her mother and brother in
the rescue work.
The F.ilit"r's .ovsip Shop.
"Dear Editor." writes a beautiful
young lady.
Please take 'em this time if you
are human."
How we would 10VO 10 Iui, ;
everybody by accepting everything,
that is sent in to us, j
Yet the minute anything ever ap
pears in The Fun Shop that by
chance, we'll say, has appeared any
where, Ye Gods! What a flock of
letters we receive'.
So. our humanity consists in mak
ing everybody happy.
And we seem to be satisfying near
ly everybody by accepting that which
hns merit, and rejecting those Items
that are not up to our standard.
So, soy we. ketp on Irving The run
pi, op wilt always op-n .o any contri
bution that's really humorous.
! .Not oer-Optlmillo
Jordan: "Do you believe skirts are
beds, on the fringe of the Arctic
circle is colder In January than the
North Pole itself. It even boasts a
record of 94 digrces Fahrenheit be-
low zero, but its mean temDerature
for January is about minus 60 de
grees Fahrenheit. During February
Fort Conger, Grinnell Land, on Kl
Irsmere Island In the Arctic, claims
the honor, with a mean temperature
for February of about minus 40 de
grees Fahrenheit."
aT-DO(i" NF.W RRllKD
Seattle, Wash., Nov. 14. A
new species called a "rat-dog' was
exhibited here bv Julius Blankus, a
Yukon river pilot, on Ms return
from the north. .He said his puppy
was a cross between a muskrat and
a malamute dog. The muskrat fives
the dog a heavier fur for projec
tion against Intense cold, explained
Ptankus. He sddd that he ob
tslnd the pt from Indians at
Fort Yukon, who breed the type
for dog teams. .
Many vears ago, Jav Gould began life as a country boy milking cows
for fifty cents a day. He died, leaving an enormous fortune. The heirs
are now quarreling over it. ki.
In the family litigation over the millions that Jay Gould left, being
conducted by thirty-live high-priced lawyers, the attempt at blackmail of
more than thirty years ago was up again recently.
Sometime ago two women made an effort to blackmail Mr. Gould, om
of them claiming that she had been mt.rried to him. They were B
luccessful. A man who makes a million dollars and more Is apt to be the tar
get for all kinds of sharpers. Every man's hand is sgalnst him.
It is easier, and more fun, to make a mlllioa dollars than It Is to
take care of it. ...
. In the making of it there Is excitement and adventure. In the tak-
. e u th. ! nntTitna hut Caution.
ing ran. .v - - - m order that we may-
anxious lO cuuim... -- -
heiter off than we were ourselves, no .,,
We are all
leave our children
the road will be smooth for them by naving pinny m
We fo get that It is the predestined lot of man. in this world, to
find his happiness through struggle and to win the prize of life by h
Most of the efforts of those who have accumulated much money to
enable their children to lead a better kind of : "J Jf'" ZtZ
ful It Is the want of money, and the need of it that gives most of Uf
...,... ,i ihi. activity results in the development or our cnaracier.
The possession of a great deal of money renders activity unneces
sary, and our character degenerates. " ...
It is a common saying that it is only two or three generations from
shirt sleeve to shirt sleeves. '
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