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NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1924.
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EJUfiiial KuOIIII ..
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in ia cuv. Cutui;ii'"ii beek mo
ptaM, ioi.u a.vtii iU'UU to advarllavi a.
Mcmttfr at Ihe AsaonatrU I'reaa.
Thti ,t.-,e,aieU 1 w la wi. naively tn
ii'i-.h to tla for le-publh-atien t'f
ah ne.ov.i toeu'.'.vu to tt. or rot otnvmwi-e
er?UiteU In 11, . paptl a.aj also local
nana v j bi i t.i-1 -a reram.
.Member Audit Buri'iiu ot Clmilullen.
l.ib A. H. C. i a nutria oigimlza'ieri
wauli iu-t.'k'. nvvibj,ti ai.J adtar-t;-a
wan a Krtctly jionant anaona of
cocueitien. cur imcula'.lon a'.atli'ttca
a' b;,:e.d ucui ttua au i't. Tftla Intiirtja
prmto'tien as u rut fra'jrt :n newspaper :
atr button ftg'jiva to both nulooal tod i
lo - a ; a-verVsera, )
I
Ta t'e-a'1 'a on aula flails In New ;
Terk et Hfi'"i g'l New Stand. Tlmei I
S'luatu; S huiu Vewft Suuci, Kntrajjca j
Glar.il Central, iZrA at-eat.
sin's. H.i',rir; follows
hi siswn in in ru
Mrs Warren 0, Harl.r.g, widow
of the formr president of the
United PviU. died today at Marion,;
Ohio. 11 r r-avl-.g shout ' f-wlve as
much tt;nti'm from the press and ,
public as if had i ) A In the
White Hon, fie ss a good and
true h.-)pmati? !0 a worthy husband,
a woman of charm and personality, ;
and when First I ady of the Land re- t
msined true to her Ideals of service :
and kindness to ml.
A little mors than a jcar or so
ago "he presided in that dignified
block of '6ne on Pennsylvania ',
venue. Then an unkind fate dealt
it Wow In "hotel room In (Jan 1
Francisco, and she went Into retire- !
ment In "her former home in Marion. I
The nation left her to her grief.
Dr. Sawyer, the Harding family ;
physician, also r' -ferrerl to return '
to Marion. There he shortly after- i
jrard died. Anil now the last story 1
Is wrt'tcn tier Mr. Harding. I
The rise of the Hardings to pre- .
m.i-'r honois in tue na'-ion was ov er
long road. As Warren G. Hard- '
ing tfriisis'cd toward the upper
rounds of the ladder nt wife was an ;
erer-n ady (. lp and inspiration. The ,
public was well aware of Iv.-r high j
qu;diii''S. Hir memory will remain
greu: amons Americans who reecg
ni.!'.'d in Mrs. larding the greatness
e w ouiahhoo'l.
IV OMi: TAX SI IIS j
n !,ivkkmt:nt
The fh'tt attempt ot the goverl-i
ment to hnn; to boot newspapers
who published income tsx totals
urikes at. the Baltimore. Post, an
iiidep'.'' dent Pi-iTioeratie papr en
dowed by the fi-.Tipps s; ndiea'e. At
torney o.-n-r.-.l P'one flgur that
this is a good way to "clarify the
law."
Laws that n--d clarifying through -rourt
decision; usually are poor laws. I
When a legislative body passes a
law it should be so clear In its in- ;
tention and eff.--.,t that the meaning ;
is undoubted. But hundreds if not ;
thousands of the laws passed by the ;
state governments and maay passed ;
by congress ate so diffuse, verbose
and coibradiciory that authorities
end officials are at a l"ss what thy
mean and then require a. "test case"
In the tour's to Interpret them.
Only last week a Hal'imore judge
referred to be d' ha:5 In congress
In an ai'empt to sscertain the
meaning of the Yoisi' ad law regard
ing grape juiees and -ine; and now
sie ba'.e the Income tax law taking
the same trip through the courts In .
en effort to )i;ate Its meaning re- .
garding publicity.
PKI sim NT FMCAUS
FOR FORIkSTS.
Fresid-'nt. Coolidge the other day
enunciated a reverberating call for
forestry reform, s'aMrg that the
time had com wh-n the country
must turn to grotvirg wood like any
other crop.
The chief diff.eaby. however, is
who is g.v.ne to do i his growing? In
dividuals scarcely will go into tim
ber growing on an extensive scale, as
the g-owth of a tree requires too
long.
Stss arri I'-hs are f-e logical
trre-pra'v - i S-ate fores's and f(,r
es:s e re,, , or maie.'alned by cities
C'-'iiic "1 r ' '-eais 'o co.ne to
fruition, a: ,j :',.e.s:arb and municipal
corpi rit - ". - ed-i si i'i ' sist.
1- , j,;-...b,!.. laat we shall have
to jo ;oi; lie i oi our w ood in a
ver v j a:s. A'a'-aiy wood Is
r'-aehir.-; - ur ,s. -n pors from Nor
way ami .-'"!' n. fiad.rg a ready
luar,-,- t h- raan' o: the htsh price of
west, i n . is. This business is
bound i ::: u'-ase, but liecaue of
1rr,i.por-a' i-.'i and handling, it can
not be s-.hi a-.ywhere near :h form
er p'-iee of native woods grown in
Kc-w r e:-ioi
The wood "laiid.en comes home
to everybody, nn l reaches into every
body's poLkeibnoi.s. It is a fruitful
source uf the hich vM of housing,
whether one t,ui! is or reads, in the
gosts of furnr urt, ur Un coat of any-,
thinj voiiiatning wood.
rretident CooliijRe at rente 4 tho
lived for leij.'i al, statu nd prlM'f
cu-op, rati, in to piv. rve nur wm d
supply, Jlia npii. al sh.nihl iml fail
on diaf ears.
.l.T1IN AI'IJI AIMI II
sol III AMIKII .
Tdu? tuna niv eonia wh.ui v may
Know iiii'tn nhnut A hi riea n liisb'ry
iiMiiniin4 'hat Aiii-rl-."n hlslary in
la-a'l'y Inci udi a more ihan the ln
torv of N.Mih Ani'iii'ii, hut uliai In
eliidi's that ol" fouth Aimrica.
A dicpatali from Wathingtpn stag's
i hat U'n. P'-t.-liitiK. with the rnol; rr
arnh.assa .t, nil! n pn ,i"nt the I'nit
id Flails at the cvul'Uui r of tin
l;'t!. of Ayu'-uoho.
Ii "a a un at and :! LaMV.
and !oui;h,t 11,0 ifl f t ii'ini'-Ma
lend. Ii d, ?u.-"ro enrni'J the ruluiir
ntion or his coun'rymen wlv-p he and
his d'liiirhty varnors above the
r'ouds iNiiitft the nrmy under f-pan-ish
v'leeroy I.aSerra'.
S.i (lie New York World m Mus
connection:
to,i a r s name is mio'.1, r,
and not murh else about him.
.Such (.Milam 3d'T? of suivrss.
fu! revolt us Jik San Martin
and Bi rnardo ri'llisKins arc not
orn Known nam, s t) many fair
ly W'di-r.'ud Atnerk-an slmb nts.
"So en. IVrsliinit. af the head
of his special mission, will be
doin? doul.de sendee. )me
Ani'-rican readers may even go
on from Ayaeuoho to the glori
ous fields of Charabuco and the
Maipo I'.ivrr, and to the Con
gress of Angostura "
To most American readers these
words will merely appear as candi
dates for a first rate cross-word
puzzii. '
soMr. routs reci:ivf.d
urrr.E kdixaticn.
The Herald the other day printed
a symposium of illiteracy s'a'istics,
both in this country and abroad,
with a view to contribuiing a docu- j
ment of value to the observance of j
Education Week.
Kducators as a rule have been I
aware of these figures, but the gen- !
eral public, which rarely hai's Its
pace in following the pti-V.s of least j
resistance, has ben the victim of !
erroneous impressions as to educa- ,
tion. I
The figures indicated that, con
trary to general gurinisf, we do not j
stand at the head of literacy na- '
t'ons, considering either the native j
born o rail classes of citizens.
Surely the school systens of Nor- ,
way, Sweden, Denmark, the Nether-
lands and Germany are not superior ,
to our own, Yet these nations stand I
considerably above even the figures ;
applying to literacy of native Amer- j
icaos. I
The reason must be in greater ;
compulsion in school a'tvi-dance in
those na'lons. TJe laws of all states
enforce school attendance, but. they
differ greatly in effectiveness. Tt can '
scarcely be possible that those com
ing under the head of Illiterate na- '
tive-born Americans attended pub
lic schools wi'hou' learning to read (
or write. The only surmise is that
they didn't go to school, or di I n't go 1
regularly, or stopped going before j
they learned these fundamentals. Or
what they learned had such a slight
grip upon their minds that they for- ;
got. all they ever learned. I
Problems that interline the entire
fabric of society are Involved in a
consideration of this matter. If a
child does not learn to read or write
it is inconsequential to blame it on
the child; the blame must rest upon
the parents. A child cannot help Its
elders to the "stent of its entire abil
ity in farm work, a hoy cannot go to
work in the pit of a coal mine as is
still common in the enlightened
state of Pennsylvania, or tots cannot
work 1n cottot) mills or help their
parents In sweatshop tasks at home
without running a chance of forget
ting how to do elementary' reading.
There, are mountain districts in
this country where the "little red
ee.hoolhouse" is not conspicuous.
Children in these district grow up
as 'heir forbears with a minimum
of "book larnin'." They are more ef
fectually coached in the feuds of the
neighborhoods than In the three R't.
fH'irh a condition i-houM not be per
nuC'd to continue.
There are illiterate persons In all
th sia'es, bu 'he optimistic note Is
that they are deerea.-ing in compari
son wbh their mors fortunate
br.-ti-.i.-n.
W have a b:gger cour.'ry to '"in
die than the .-r and ma1, ian and Nor'h
TilU'-epean coun'.ri'-s. Our school laws
are net as well enforced, or have r.ot
been In the past.. Iviu-. ation
; among i's ctln r good frui't should
serve the purpose vi stp-ssii g a
w-aV.n-r of our s?bm as well
cmphasizi!:? ih .. nee of nur
fine, school build ngs ai.d the -iiir.-cula.
Ar.otiier w ay to flimir.ae tfe dan-g-
r at grade crossings is to corinue
cancelling trams until none are left.
Violation of the immigration iuw
i said to be extents e a.opg the
Canadian and Mexican bor b ri. Such
laws, like the dry la, would be
much easier of enfon em . ut if there
were no borders.
A Pos' em newspaper editor d-
plur late couatunt u oi wuu
I "enthuse", hut adrnlit that the un
' cultured Hi per eent using It ultl
I mutely will ireal! and tough Iho
purist tio per cent out of court.
'J his is sound hint; tdso to worry
about - In Itnslon.
Anu'lnr place h hi re Jertey City
Tins are not popular is In Hartford.
Tee liaiitord Times the otlier day
claimed that New Britain's morals
now must lie lower than those in
11 n-itoid, This cannot be possible,
as lu.if not y, t noticed many
ll.c-t'ord folKs tiiinlug here for a
rood lime.
The manner In whtoh uutomobilc
traffb' to and from New IJavn'lt
hon la ,1 on the dny of a big football
g nne has ' eln it.. commendation
from those aide to survive, the
ci aish
In a communication to the Wa
lt ri.urv fb publican, sign, d by a
galaxy of Indignant citizens, the
music critic of the paper is calb-d
"ignorant" and "unjust" because he
adversely criticised an opera per
formance, The only way a music
critic in Woierbury can make a hit
is to call everything perfect.
The composing room crith-ue ob
serves that one reason why linotype
operators hale to use capital let-
ters it because they are In danger I
of breaking an arm in reaching over j
to the capital letter keyboard; or at j
' least, that Is his impression.
If arpears that the main trouble
with swimming pools Is that they
require water.
Former Congressman Lonergan
announces he is too busy trying law
cases to run for the senate, much to
the regret of Hartford countyians
who are aching to voie for him. But
unwilling candidates have been
drafted before this and it may hap
pen again.
"Ma," Ferguson of Texas is neither
a "governorix" nor a "governorec-n", ,
nor any other "female" word made
to fit the office. She is a plain gov-
ernor, just like a modern chair- '
woman at a political or social gath-
ering has long ago become a chair-
man, a pianists has become a pian- j
ist, and an authoress has become a ;
plain author. !
We presume prohibition is un- .
popular in, Los Angeles, but when
embattled farmers cut oft the water
surply In the mountains even the
city's "wets" felt nervous. j
The sun may be blotted out en
tirely by en fetipse, visible In most
of Connecticut, n January 24. To
play safe, however, don't be too;
sure about It. Despite what the ns- ,
tronomers say, we may be disap-
pointed. It may be a cloudy day, j
It is noticeable that since the cold
spell struck New England the rail
roads have doubled their advertising
of trains to Florida.
The New York Central has named
its new bridge across the Hudson,
south of Albany, the A. H. Smith
Memorial bridge. In honor of the
late (president of the company. In
ihe books of trainmen guiding the
schedules of trains, however, it
probably will be known as "Bridge
No, 830."
Time to quit regular work and go
tu work en a cross-word puzzle.
Fads ond Fancies
B ItUBEKT WUUX
Sufficient epitaph for most, of us:
"lie nv-ant well."
To applaud 1 a risky business, it
may encourage him to talk on.
Centers of culture are wonderful.
They have art exhibits for visiting
hicks to enjoy.
You rnn e ways tell which frock
your win- r. ally prefers. It's the
nni; thai is loo umall.
W"lk the Ami'rirs n people are
R'rong 'for an honest politician when
they find one.
T' he ran pss t;,e pigskin sub
limely, .le-nebody wall see that he
parses exiiinnu, ions.
vn nvftif man Is one who thinks
he'e.-,,;,,! p'it on wall papr as good
e,. at.rbody.
Yo-i don't really believe in fr'-e
sra cch utih ss vou can listen w hile
t he oppo.a'ion talks.
CiiivKlry is what keeps deaeor.s
from eus;ng when some woman
tri's to run the church. '
Mr. More n'.'s income tax indi
e,its that European notables were
not the. only ones ruined by the war.
Op ta by radio is like any other
if you have somebody to pat the
back of uiir chair with his foot.
yzoa to us how much they
inula'. Now mi are en more eacr
to dbcovur liow ihy muKe It.
At bast son tan build mansions
In tli9 Hklet without having your
wife nag about cV'seU,
Tip-re me other triumphs, hut
imnn compare! with the tirst time a
boy is called 'mister".
You ran'l work up a revolution In
a lurid where nothing really worries
the common pooplu except static.
In iem-,,1 bald heads are used to
advi rtisn various commodities. Hor
tiny merely advertise virtue.
Tf one cylinder It miatlpe, hop"
for the hes. Almoit any day you
may tind the whole tar missing.
Anoiher time man gets tae, lasl
word Is wh'-n he lays: "All right!
All right! J isst t.- 'em to charge, it."
Correct this sentence: "1 was the
first one they showed mo," said she,
"and 1 bought it."
25 Years Ago Tcday
From Paper of That Date
Cour! Friendly, F. of A., will open j
its nine nights' fair in Hauna's j
armory Thursday eveninn. I'eputy
Grand Chief Hanger ladwaid Wic- j
gand will speak on opening night.
Kev, Martin Gaudiau is in Collins-
vllle attending a conference of the i
pastor of Gerinun Lutheran i
churches. j
It. N. Peck has received tho fox j
terrier that tens s nt him from Kan- j
sas and that was put out at the New
Huven cypress office by mistake.
Harry Gold complained to the po
lice to lay that he had been assault-i
ed by an unknown man. Gold's jaw !
was swollen where he said the man '
had Kit him.
Car.-Is have been issued for the
rnaridai.'e of 1,'liiiip U. Imhon and
Miss M ay K. McAviney, which will
take p ace at. St. Mary's church on
Novomb' r lift.
W. L. Hatch, the real estate a gen. :
has ree-er.tly hold two houses on j
Cottage place, dm,; to Thomas OT'ell ,
and the other to Thomas Green.
Henry G. Jlonz, who has charge, of
the city road roller, was badly in
jured by a fall fioin his bicycle 3..t
evening while coasting down Osgood
hill.
Lyon's restaurant on Chiifh ttre-ct
was breken into last night and
$1.57 in ruoii'-y and am r.gara
were taken. Rim ranee was effected
by cut rag through a screen on the
rear v, indow.
COMMUNICATED
A PAIR OF I'OI III' M !
VOl M II I I AM) Yt IH'. II. LF.
F,y JAMES PI IE PAL' lie
Abou this time
moir h. is the f is:.'
of the i tree when
were betov.e o;
village, rolkvill"
Of the present
en' n a un a frniry
poiitieal names
two Cut ileut
and Y.i.i suite.
They li" so !' ly tog
I tire bar- y E' l'aiate d
her that they
d b ns t o ite a r
New liikain that a part of Its water
supply comes from Wkigvil'e and
its pumping si.it um is located on
Ihe border of l'olkville,
.Tames K. Polk, of Ten-a-ssce,
represented thin, state as a. T'emo
eratlc congressman. Is:; r, 1 J c
was governor of Tcniv -cer. in S.".9
but failed of le-eb ction in M1 and
1543. lb' was the 1 tnoertric' can
didate for president in 1S11 v.hh
George M. Dallas as his running
mate. His Wl'isr opponents w, re
Henry Cay, of Kentucky, and Theo
dore l-'relinghuysi n, of N-w ,1- f ).
Clay bad fa-en a na'urai leader of
his party for tw iiiy ye:,is. In I -r.1,
I8H2 and 1 S 4 4 he was the neonmee
of bis party for rn-u-!' a'. In his
third fate f"r tit.- Wl.i Hon ,. , aft
er a hard struge!". h- was ,!. .ate.j
by Polk. He tli'ii s-at- d that J-.e
would "rather be ligiit tlion b- presi
dent." For some yiars prior io
there was a sin M m tn.it.,. 'urine
village in Hi. nmih part o; Lristol
and a soniewluit bng -r manufac'ui--Ing
village m the. souih part of Bur
lington. A large mamri'y of the in
habitauts of the form- r villaae We're
Democrats while a 1,-rc- majority of
the inhabitants of the letter village
were Wl,l;. At that lime th" v.oi.d
"Coons" was in u,e as a nn anainc
for members of 'be W'tig 1 arty.
Tolkviile was so i.amed i; r .lam. s
K. rolk by tlie iirm'.-ratie nsi
den's, in honor of bis victory over
Clay in 1 S 4 4. I"lk may be sail to
have been a f-i'ler of nauies. One
place has b"e-n ram-d "i'oilrton."
three "J 'olkvilb ." llill'ieelt
"Polk". AU Of th'Se f'.e. ity-three
! places so named eie in th.e Impel
.Stab s.
For the his'ory of t ue ' -.Ma Whig-
I ille I
! Norton
am indebted .Mho 'a-on
Ml able hist.esh.n r,f I-.rislol,
j Conn., who has kind y m n me an
j exceri'i from an nr' '"" of v.in
! which was publish' d in IV Thisl'.l
: Pres.-, Deeeiul" r Kj, IVj. ai. l -.'.hu-li
i reads as follows:
"In closimr. the origin o' the name
.should not be everh mo d, 'lie name
was besiowed in deii.-uon l y it polit-
jcal adversari'9 In b.ll, li'--a'.w f
1 the preailiog Whig p'.li'i'-s ' Hie
Citizens. Like the 'dittli-: 'i i.dy-',
: the name w..s uc-tp'ej an ! Will
clings to 'lie place, ;,:t),oi ch the
party that bore it in slue ted In
i the "dust of d'ad i.-. as toe e WA."
S In writing thit avica- I did not
; overlook the faet tuft ti- n.,me
! PolkviHo has I" en tappi iat' I by
i that of l-ldg'-WOO'l, but I'tokviile
j still 1'i'F' rs on II." hps of elderly
1 people who were 'auiiiiar w.fh the
name and the village in,' m:r hung
er days Whigvide is stbl Whieville
and it has Hie dis'in'-icn if bung
the only place bji that nam" vhi-h
apipears in lr,e ii-, b x to "The Ci n
tury Alias of the Woi id."
MtesoNmKwJuset
THE VIIXAGE AITO-SMTTB.
By Charles A. St. Peters
Cnder the chesty tpreaduut tres
Th town garage now stands;
The gay repairman toils In thers
With grease upon his hands; x
His face Is splotched with motor otl,
Ho Is a clever man,
Fierce Sparrowi ho doth tinker on
And fke the lowly can.
The children coming home from
school
In good old days gone by
Would etand and watch the bellows
blow
To see the hot sparks fly.
Such simple pleasure would not
meet
The modern children's whim;
They drive their own cars now, and
oft
Muat bring them In to him.
When he, on Sunday, goes to church
His piety to prove,
He finds, when church Is out again,
The preacher's car won't move,
'ft In the middle of the night
He's routed out of bed;
lb-'ii never get real rest until,
Like engines, he goes dead.
She Didn't Make a Hlg Blow
About It.
First Flapper: "Has Clarlbclle any
aceomplishments?"
.cond Flapper: "Yes, she !n
Wales." M. L. Brady.
Doii'-li. Hay, ME, D0UGH1
Harry: "Your Ma sure has her
hands full when she's mixing the
dough."
Willie "That ain't a marker to
the way" she has her hands full when
she's separating Pa from the dough."
John P. Koblnson.
Marshall: "What makes the plot J
thicken?"
Maxine: "A few stirring scenes.'
A Barnyard Hit,
Our old mare, Bess,
Is in great distress
Since she went and bobbed Iter mayi;
She thought she'd look smart,
Hutjshe knows, In her heart,
That she looks most awful plain.
Shephard.
A Trained Vaaabond.
Tramp (to ticket agent): "Does
Shis train on Track 5 stop at Ken
wall ?"
Ticket Agent: "Only for people j
who are put off for non-payment of 1
fare." l
Tramp: "Thanks! That's the train
I want." H. Fisher. !
He Loved Too Well.
Perhaps she had been a little too
hasty in reproving him in so harsh a
manner. She knew his sensitive na
ture; how a few cross words from
h"i- would bring that hurt look info
hi eye
faub.
ing h'
s. But tt had been his own
He YS'OCLD insist upon kiss
r when she was least expect
Aiul then he. was-so rough
ing b
about it, although she knew he did
-an to be.
she looked at, him, her heart
As
meped. Half shyly she touched his
bowed head. The next instant he
was in her arms!
Aft'r all, what did a little make
up matter v, h n one had a collie with
so lovable a disposition?
I Mrs. Frank Knnls.
WAIXY THE MASTIC
He'll Answer Your Questions
Somehow.
All kinds of people write to me
Ii. -'cause through mystic eyes I see
.Solutions to the things that vex y
The stronger or the weaker sex.
A Nut!
pear Wally:
r T admire you
folks they should
And what you
do.
I'louhe send me some of your advice.
Yours very truly,
LOTTA SPICE.
Dear Lett a Spice:
Thanks for your note;
And in return for what you wrote
I would advise that you steer clear
Of ail asylums for the queer.
A Spectacular Ca.e
Dear Wally:
I am in a plight,
For spectacles make mu a fright;
Shall i spoil what few looks I u: got?
I am far-sighted, DIZZIK DOT.
Dear Diz,y Dot:
It is so near
You've overlooked this fact, my dear
A girl who's far-sightedyhooks
The man before he notes her loons.
His Version.
Some of th'sc college boys don't
unite understand the .old songs.
Recently we heard one singing
Tarry me back to obi Virginia.
There's where the cotton, corn, and
sweet patooties grow."
Athos.
The Editor's fiossip Shop. j
We have had countless letters on
Please, will you tell us how the edi- '
tor loo
Has lie blonde hair or
brunett
short?"
,Vs '
Is he tall, medium, or
il as a million other ques-
lions.
A number of these have been
turned over to WALLY THE MYS
TIC, and both the question and the
answer will appear, duly, in his de
part ment.
It's much better for WALLY, a
'bird person, to describe the looks
and habits of the Editor!
WATCH YOL'R WALLY THE
HYSTICS!
Cause and Effect.
One day I was scolding my little
girl arid I asked her why she wasn't
la like her older sister.
"Well, sister was born before me
and she had a whole lot more to
eat," she exclaimed suddenly.
Mrs. Joseph Barry-
Whv eirl-shows arc "re-vlews" Is
plain; I
Win n once you look, you look again. ,
Robert C, Stump. 1
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The Invalid.
Old Lady (over back fence): "And
how Is your husband" getting along?"
Second ditto: "He can't com
plain." First: "Oh my! Is he that bad!"
Lyle Helntz.-
Exactly.
Mrs. Jones: "Henry, what time did
you get in last night?"
Jones; "Ten thirty."
Mrs. Jones: "Humpf! Your wafrh
must have been slow."
Jones: "It was ten thirty. I asked
the milkman to make surer"
Some girls are so reserved that
you have to speak weeks ahead.
(Copyright. 1 92 4. Reproduction
Forbidden)
ANTI-HYLAN PLANS
Republicans and Fusion Forces Seek
to Prevent .Mayor's Reelection,
May Combine to Do It.
New York, Nov. 21. Opening
guns In the 1925 mayoralty cam
paign here were fired last night when
separate meetings were held by the
Fusion forces and the republicans,
each seeking to develop a plan of
action against possible reelection of
Mayor Hylan.
The Fuslonists, meeting at the call
of Joseph M. Price, veter of sev.
eral lusion campaign, formed the
nucleus of an organization W'hlch it
planned to be stronger than that of
previous years, at the same time the
republican county committee drafted
a resolution against fusion with any
organization in the Bight for the
mayoralty.
Attorney General-Elect Albert Ot
tlnger, at the republicans" meetings,
declared that he would seek to mske
effective the law requiring use of
voting machines in the city.
In drawing plans for an Intensive
independent campaign, the Fuslon
ists directed their fire agalnat Mayor
Hyland declaring his administration
was one of "bunk, buncombe and
slander."
THE PERFECT MAN
Dr. VMie Explains now Regulation
of Man's Glands May Make Him
i,
Tdel Type.
Philadelphia, Nov. 21. Dr. R.
Rodney Fiske, of New York, told
the delegates last night at the clot-
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lnf session of the convention of the
Eastern Homeopathic Medical asso
ciation that recent discoveries con
cerning the function of glands of the
human body had paved the way for
production of the "perfect man,
while Dr. William H. Diffenback, an
X-ray specialist, also of, New York,
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"By properly regulating man's
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DR. FRANK CRANE'S DAILY EDITORIAL
The Flaming Sword
By DR. FRANK CRANE
We are told that when our parents were driven out of the Garden c
Eden they could not get back because of an angel at the gate who wave
a flaming sword.
This is typical of the fact that the Golden Age is ilwsys ahead of tu
it is never behind up.
i former times men always believed that the ag of beauty an
! chivalry and idealism lay far in the past, but the tendency of nioder:
! thought is to place this In the future.
j Every man, at some time or other, has looked upon the twine, 111
' cattle and the dogs, and envied them their low and careless exlslcnc"
j They seem so happy.. They have nothing in the way of human worru
, to trouble them. We envy them'their contentment.
i A man is so constituted that he car. never go back. The mod or
Garden of Eden Ilea ahead of us, not behind us
All the peace and comfort and oeauiy ana giory or me is to ue wo
by going on through struggle and not by going backwards.
The iron law of progress Is that the organism must struggle. Ever
obstacle is for us merely a challenge to our powers. In Ihe exercise c
those powers alone, and in their fruition is found that happiness we desin
It is useless for us to wish for the peace and contentment of the lowe
orders of life. We are compelled by our very superiority, to go forwar
nil m find our iov in so doing.
1 ne moaeru lUCii, which nei ill
and not the Golden Age behind us, Is responsible for the superiority an
advancement of our modern civilization.
There Is but one thing for the human being to do and that la to g
forward. Relief, tf it Is to be- found at all, is to bo found In advanec-mtr
and not in retreat.
Copyright, 1924, by The McClure Newspaper Syndicate.
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Observations
On The Weather
Washington, Nov. II. Forccas
for Southern New England: Prob
ably rain tonight and Saturday
warmer tonight; fresh to stronf
southwest winds.
Forecast for Eastern New York
I Probably rain tonight or Saturday
wanner in central and south por
tioiiH tonight; colder Saturday ii
north portion; frcs hto stroni
Kfaiithwcfct winds.
Conditions: The western dis
tin banco central over Wisconsin it
causing unsettled weather with llghj
scattered showers from Minnesota,
, southeastward to Tennessee. II
will probably move eastward ain
-pass out thts.Sl. Lawrence valley oi,
Saturday. Connecticut wil Ibe ot
the southern edtre of it. Modcrat
j temperature prevails in all th j
I northern districts from Montana b
i
amine. .
Conditions favor for this viclnlt
unsettled weather with mild tern
perature.
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