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6 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY MARCH 10, 1923. New Britain Herald iiiiiiAi-D ri'ULiauiNa company limed Pulls' (Sunday Krfpti,li At Herald Bl.1g., 7 omrch aueot sunacRirTioN kates IJ.OO Tour. :.0 Thret Montln. Tic, a Mouth. Enttrad t tha Peat Ofrtra t New mitaln Sacoinl Ui Mall Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Rualntu lrfl'' M Kdllorlal r.oema fva niy rr"'nW" i'lvitims i.ie.lluni In tlta city. rip-iC-i'ten leeks imU prefs room a.wn.va e,ou u advurtiscri. Member of the .Imneinteil I'rrw. Tlie Asen.-iaf.l I'l '." i i,lil-ii.ly tlHod ti 111.' r-.p i p-pui'ii'-Hi i.'ii et d It tir ii'. t ." tiervv I". I'.ipfr anil also 1j, nl 111 neiv 4 ri ."llf f'l erMltci in ihifc Betvt published 1: Member Audit Hilrrna ut ( irciiliilion. T!i A. it. i.'. a Itntieiiitl orymiUnttia m lil' li fin 'inlu' new 3j,;ii,era and uber. tliina mil) a etrntty tieneit at:al!m of clP'Ulat Ion. Our i ir. ulal uni wtannti' 8 a:'A t'll,'(l Upm tll'9 tlllilit. Til : f lectins proti'.-t:on r.K:ilnt fruml in new-puper dlarribuMnn tiKUi'vi to L"Hh uaiivual an.J local adv erlisci'fl. The ItornM on salo 'la.' T.irli lit H":aiinff New S'.'iia inure. S, huHVB Nrivs Stand. Giand Central, 4 2nd street. in N.w 'r.mfi ItlHtiltKe COMMON COlNCIl, AMI A CLAIMS COMMISSION Tho prompt ness with, v h it'll the Common Council acted in th" direc tion of forming a claims commission, by unanimously referring the mut ter to the district's senators and rep resentatives in the General Assembly for possible inclusion in tlie charter amendments. b a credit to that body. There is no telilng from k)OW of the Connecticut company whence an idea worth considering I establishing bus lines between any my spring, and the fact that tins pojnta wi,ich uie company had not ore happened to originate through alrpartj, SCrved with trolleys, these columns is no criterion of its Vrom ,his jt ,v0i,i appear that value, perhaps, but Is more in the j )hfi piV6rnt w bofore the T.egi.s nature of an effort to be of public lnturc jn effect presages an oxpnn service when an opportunity offers, i slon of tr0uey litis lines The facts are apparently undisput- t)lroughout tilc state, but it would ed that the city is frequently em- Tf.snn in such expansion upon equal barrassed In opposing claims (01.mJ wilU independent bus own through the present system of fore- . frs as a blls enterprises would lng the corporation counsel virtually , !iae ,Q comc b(lforc p. y. C. to try his case before the Common , fQr regulatlon. K the ofticials of the Council before defending the city in , troIey com,,anies and their lawyers court, giving to claimants a distinct j aU.eaiy are Cortain they have blan advantage and making it difficult for .iiCt rights cvorvvshere in the state the city to maintain its rights. It Is believed a claims commission ; thft u,gisatlvc hill, which as stawd. would operate to the benefit of the , woud entail gaining the permission city and save money which fre- J of th(, commiRsion. quently is wrested from its gro-sp j f,0 far as tlip company is con through the present system. ' eerned in its wish to extend serv Senator Kdward F, Hall and his colleagues now have the opportuni ty to give careful consideration of the merits of a claims commission along the lines suggested by the Common Council and It is to be hoped that if the merits outweigh any demerits that may be found the creation of a claims com mission be added to tho charter. Anything that will sate the city money i.aturally nn tits meticulous attention. A 1F.ARI I T TORN ADO - viii- Ai-i.-c-r 1 i i m. ' Just, as the public got througn j wrr ryr served by the Connecu readlng of the disaster in Tokio. j cut cnmpay and are not to this where a fire, burned 8.110 houses , ilgy Tne Connecticut company had and made :n,ian homeless, and the ,he prlvj(,,;e 0f extending service if mine horror in West Virginia, the ! it hart bPOn inclined to do so; but first page today gives details of what ' iMlead 0f meeting the require will probably go down In history as ' mentB lt foimd itself In financial one of the worst storms in the mid- J difficulties, could not lay additional die west, resulting In a high total , , rncka, and for a time refused to Of fatalities and casualties. The term "Kansas cyclone," Is a byword meaning the most terrible ef such visitations by nature; but such tornadoes do not recognize boundary lines and there Is just, a much need for storm cellars in other western states as in Kansas. The tornado of yesterday after noon swept a slice of Missouri, ; southern Illinois and southern In- j diana before it spent its fury. This i Is a distance between 300 and 400 i miles. A storm that can transform property into wreckage over such an expanse of territory can only oc eur In the middle western prairie stafos, where there are. few hills and no forests to act as windbreaks and protect defenseless humanity. fHM.Ir. Till". LAW ON TRANSPORTATION The Hartford Times tahrs issue jcith numerous newspapers through out, the state, which have wwimeJ that the bill providing for trolley bus lines anywhere, in I ho sia' is a scheme t0 Iv-lp the troi ; pany. The Times d'-s no: to, and cites the law of coni t tn n k Vhiell gave to the Connecticut, company Ibe privilege of starting bus lines Vtworn terminals without applying for permission to the Public I'tili ties Commission. 1 rebr the bill favorably reported in trie state sen ate, the company would be placed on the same tooting with other bus lines anywhere in I be i-ta'e and would be compel!' d to obtain such permission. On the face of it. this du'-s not seem like favoring the trolby com panies at the expense of the inde pendent bus owners. What-ver rights the trolley company may be interpreted as having under the 1911 law, or which it may claim to have under it. it has not slab lished bus lines in this vicini'y which did not proceed between ter minals oflrolley line., although not rocessarily along the sum- routes. Th bill .before th- legislature was quoted in the rr-'s !ins be- tweeii any points in the state, thus relieving tUe company, according to the dispatrlras, of l lie alleged neceB. sity of confining Itself between present terminals. Chapter IS", of the public acts of llUl, the effect of which would be changed by thepassngo of the pres ent bill before the Legislature , is as follows: "Any street railway company may in iiilre. own and operate motor vehicles running upon a regular route and carrying pas sengers between the termini or ovr any intermediate portion of such route at n regular silpu lated individual or per capita fare, Any company which shall cm rcise the ant hority con ferred by the provisions of this act shall be subject to I If su pervision and control of the public utilities commission In the same extent and in th1' mime manner as with respect to th" business of transporting passengers and property by ni"."ins of street railway cars." I nder this law it is said that the trolley companies claim they have the risht to operate busses be. twe. ii any points without obtaining the pet-mission of the V. V, C. The secretary of the P. V. C. told the Herald that the claim of the trol ley companies in this respect is dis puted, but that the. P. V. C. has never had occasion to pass upon the matter, nor to Interpret Ibis point of the law. The bill before the Legislature, he declared, is an attempt to clarify the present law upon this point. To the best of his knowledge, he added, he did not it is unlikely that they would favor j ice, it is an entirely legitimate one and will not be objected to by the general public. Nothing that smacks : of better transportation service win ! receive the objection of the public, no matter whether it. is provided 1 by trolley companies or independent bus owners. The main thing is to get the service. Taking New Britain and environs 'as an example, while the. Conned I- cut company curtailed servlc j within the city, independent bus owners came to the aid of the f city and placed transportation s'-rv .... i - nAnie xL-hn i C at the oispoeai n i'"j" : believe that bus lino were worm considering. This being the situa- , lion, other bus owners stepper , .h(.n aH a pedestrian winning to 'the breach. Now the. company hs j crosg a strr(n outside of the down adoivted bus transportation as n ,own zone needs to do will be to important, pari of its service and it finds that sections ot tne tnj city it , , perhaps would like to serve with v....... ore already being served by jndependcnts. und the policy of the cy administration and the P. I c is not to permit the Connecticut cofnpgnr to Institute bus lin':s which interfere with lines. If the company established ! bad carte ; bus Hues blanche rights to to do so it would anywhere it chose not feel restrained by the 1 . i v regarding competition with estab- Ushed lines. The last controversy or the rw the sort originate', .. v.Htain-Hartford bus line came into contact with the independent catv ,tr,et line, and alter conftrence office, it was ntutual- at the P. I ,i by residents, the city aim ly agrei til. P- '' rout'; remain tht the wuruoru w as it was established bo discontinued .,n,l express m nice o as to g.'-e local STvice. Express sTti.e along the hue previously instituted by W cupany m ord'r n"t to j ntll the oak .-if 't line. 1 had lo ii' e'ieil'. COlilP' ' ' This has V" , lip, practice. llOi- ; .... ,'..rv The 1'. I". ' o. it hslati'liag t C. has not p-rnii' tied tip- Onro-cu- vti'h mde- cut company to compe. ...,,,lent le.fs lines iU Sew Kritaiti, ,. ... ... except in the one case upo,. , demand. The P. L C. has been wh0y within its rights and most certainly has op. rated in conformity with sound puW'c Vlity' IK SlllMARlMs ANU AVAI. STRKM.TH several serious a'.t-'-g in loss of life, there Knliowins ,i..,,ts result in . , ,h.,i the t mte'i comment m-11 n.i rot Warned to cons-ruct was ptat good submarine, n uf there might have irt" cation sa, h a sunn is' -i nit stihwirineji that time I? pa of the P 1V" '- io an: 'hint r'' near is be fup-not constructed In nuhmeralblcti, per haps with the exception of the V type, the latest model, of which only ono has so far been finished, and the new Kngllsli X typo. Our submarines of the S typo cruised from Panama up the raclfio coast in search of the "Illack" licet In the war game in the Pacific. When the "enemy" vessels were lo cated they were busy attempting to annihilate the "lllue" defending fleet. r.allleshlp.H, destroyers and airplanes were having quite a I spirited time. Invisibly penetrating the lines of the "Hlack" fleet, they struck from th'! rear, driving the "enemy" bat tleships and destroyers toward the coast. The destroyers, which had thrown down asmoke screen to be- fuddle tha submarines on tho land .side, found themselves useless In combatting tho attack from the rear. To the submcrsiblea went a complete victor)'; without them the "enemy" would have won over whelmingly, according to the um pires. The submarines, used legitimate ly, are a powerful weapon of of fense and defense. The World War showed that it was impossible to enter a harbor adequately protect ed by submarines. They are being developed greatly, and those of the ,,. ....v., i lui anu swnier man inoso in use , during the World War. Uur V-l, (list of our latest types, left. Ports mouth, N". H In January for a cruise to last four and a half months. The British havo construct ed a 3,fi0n-ton submarine, 35a feet long, known as the X type, which is said to have attained a surface speed of 37 knots. Such speed would keep such a vessel In line with destroyers. It will be only a matter of a short time when the I'nited States will have submarines of the same speed and bigness. During the war destroyers were the most potent foe of submarines. Nowadays submarines are likely to be quite as fast as destroyers. .Ex perts say such submersibles would function like destroyers on the sur- l face and function as submarines ,ln,jpr Ule surface. We do not know whether every expectation will ma terialize, but the evidence of recent submersible construction tends to Indicate that they havo reached a wonderful stage of development. p n r i n g the Spanish-American War all American harbors were "ruined" for protection against a Ppanish armada that never came. Mines are still useful, and the bar rage of mines that was strung j across the upper reaches of the North Sou was a potent factor in curtailing submarine depredations toward the end of the war. Cut when it comes to protecting a har bor, a submarine i a sort of peram- I bulating mine and not one, uui I many and aims as well as ex I modes charges. Kxperts declare that marines in every narnor, buttressed by guns otv shore and aeroplanes, would be a complete de fense against fleet attack. And in open waters their offensive strength is undoubted, especially 1 there is a fleet of them to contend with. pi:ii;strians AM) A( TOMOltll l S T1k day may not bo unreason ably far distant, in New Britain band and lie will have the j rif(ilt of way over approaching au , tomobl(. . T,nljnrn1 conference on street &ni j,i(tl)Way safety, recently held , in -Viushington at the request of j . Hoover, has evidently I brought about a new conception of the rights of the narasscu peuta irian when he wishes to cross streets infested by automobiles. Kb a result of the recommendation! ,na,1(, at tllt. conference already one important city has adopted the plan of giving pedestrians tne ngni ' nay in all streets except In the cen tral business district. The system, works this way. Pe destrians desiring to cross highways at the regular crossings need only hold up a hand, thus notifying ap proaching autoists of their Inten tions, and then they get the right of way. .lay-walking is strictly lor biddeti and merits arrest and there is a stilt tine provided for even a tirst. offense. It should be T' monibon d that the ' hand-upholding right of way stunt does not apply to the business dis tricts, where ped- stria us are under 'the guidance oa Iralbc policemen. I As was to be expected, Los An geles was the lirsl large city to aalopt lite national recommenda tions, and dispatches from there in dicate the plan Is working satisfac torily. The possibimeis are, witn the infill' me of the Hoover organ ization behind it, the plan will sdi "a 1 to other ci'l'-s and in time may reach New r.ritain. i It sounds like a good system. I There is no reason w hy an onrush ing autoisl on an unliving street should contest a crossing with a p, ib-stnaii v ho is air. a.ly lucre anu ! ready to cross, as is frequently the casi . A i bstriau has ome rights, and lit".,! ao'ois s willing to coiinde to him the right of cro&- , lug a street; but at present most pedestrians when they see an Mil tomobilo approaching exercise com mcndablo caution mid prefer to wait until tho machine pusses rather than take a chance of getting tan gled up under It. As a result, when many autotsta sea a pedestrian waiting at a crossing they don't tako his desire to cross very seriously, although they would be perfectly willing to slow down sufficiently to permit the pedestrian to get across if they were sure he Intended to utlempt It before the automobile reached the corner. . H Is entirely a matter of custom. Adoption of ft. system of holding up the hand before attempting to cross an outlying street appears to have much to commend it; at least, the august trnlllc experts who met In Washington, who went Into the sub ject from every standpoint, came to this conclusion and considered It as a reasonable method for o?inB one of the most pressing traffic prob lems. FactsandFancies HI ItttllKHI OUIJ.E.S The most, annoying laws, ever, are in-laws. how- S(U R )an. mj(;ht be conatUu. Uona, nn( yet fce i(iotic The' hardest lap on the journey to fame is that from Page 7 to rage 1. American reaction to law; Howl ing about if; accepting It; forget ting It. About all ft book-keeper gets for long and .faithful service is bent. Very rich men who prefer shabby clothes always Jive in some distant town. Lite becomes more humane, any way. Once girls pinched their cheeks to get that glow. Freedom is a state of mind, the reward of reconciling yourself to tyranny. Description: He is the kind of man who answers advertisements to get free samples. Nothing less than an amendment, could havo made a fruit jar a drink ing cup. Poverty has compensations. The fewer spare bedrooms, the ftwer relatives you can entertain. A village Is a place 'where every body knows everybody so well it isn't worth while to snub anybody. The world moves, and each year there are fewer people who know how to spell Hohenzollern, !': i'f Warm water chap; hot wat chap. tnakos the makes the idii n meek Well, congressmen needed more money. They say hooch prices In Washington aro outrageous. For that matter, age cannot wither nor custom stale a flivver. The most humane way 'o kill murderers would be to try them In three days. The shock would do It. "Where are the radicals of yester year?" asks a magazine vv liter. Th'-y are standing pat, but they are called reactionaries now. Correct this sentence: "I'm diet ing." said the wife, "but I keep on preparing fnt" meals for John." (Protected by Associated Editors, Inc.) AN"TI-KAII AL LAW Tokio, March 19. The house of peers today passed tiie prae, prcxtr- i vation act, a measure d'sign- d to urb all forms of radical activity. Observations On The Weather Washington, March storm warning was issued 13. -This iojriy by the weather bureau: "Advisory, a- m. Southwest storm warnings onbr' 1, Atlantic coast. Cape H. moras to Hast port. : Maims Disturbance ovi r Lake On tario, moving nor' h'-asi ward, will I cause strong s-iuthwM, shifting to est and northwest , S'lualls." Forecast for southirn N't w Kug I lasd: Partly cloudy and colder to- night. Friday fair. Strong est and northwest winds. Forecast for eastern Nrtf York: Fair and colder tonight; Friday fair: strong northwest winds. Conditions: The disturbance which was central ov-t Missourfyes t"rday is now central over upper New York s'ate. It has caused severe local storms during the last "i hours in Missouri. Indiana and Illinois. It win pass out the St. IJivvrence valley tonight. A secondary disturbance w hich Is causing unsettled, showery weather, central over Georgia. The tem perature falls rapidly from the coast w.-.-'ward tn Obio. ' ' oil-nitons i-ivor "r ini" view,,'' ruin f'dlowed by fsir and soiu'wliiti eel It. MaxsonTtlxkaii Jam Tho Spirit of the Times By C. Harold Sheffield Said Ktlfus 1., Capers, "I see by the papera That Martin MacNIcholl has mar ried again, The old fool, bless Katie! Must bo almost eighty; Ho ought to be put In the Bug houso or Pen." "Three wives he has burled Since first he was married; lie's done for his country enough I should say; Instead of n wedding Ho should have been heading To pick out a place, where they'll lay him away." While all those related Quito soundly berated Old .Martin for having annexed a new wife, I paid him a visit And asked him; "Why is it? It's rather surprising at your time of life." Bail I: "Man, beshrew it! Just why did you do It? It's none of my business, but tell, If you will." Paid he: "Well, Old Matey, Although I am eighty, I'm still young enough to be hunt ing a thrill." Clotlir to Buy Friend: "I thought poets were wild about spring you don't seem to be overjoyed at Its approach, do you? Poot: "No I've got a wife," Judith. The Outso Vera: "Why do you let Bob come to seo you twice a week and Ralph only once?" Nina: "Dob's salary Is twice as much as Ilalph's." "Dirt'' from the Shop! A young author, desiring to im press the editor with the Idea of his own importance, pinned this ; ents by a score of 43-1 9. me line note to some poems he submitted: j "PS were as follows: Company I "Please wire acceptance as I have U vert y, Faulkner, Moran, R. Blom, several irons in the fire." ; McNamara. tiriswold, I.utz, Hock- The editor, having a heart, wired, msel. Wetherill. Company K Ka- colleet: "Remove irons insert poetry.' Jle-ims rrom the Campus Cat Carrie, the campus cat, dropped in yesterday, looking forlorn. "It's the younger generation," she exclaimed. "They are so sophisti cated, particularly about men . . . I have just come back from Smith college. The girls there have no youth, no illusions . . . and as for men!! "I spent last night on the divan of my friend Ruth. Ruth Is a senior, but as far as men go she might be the oldest living graduate . . . me ow! . . . She was talking to Margie, a dumpy little blonde who wasn't around when chins were given out. Tint li is all to the rotogravure and what she handed her girl friend! Me-ow, me-ow .... "They were talking about mar riage. 'The man I marry,' said Mar gie, 'must be willing to make some sacrifice.' "He surely must,' Ruth agreed. "Margie looked thoughtful. 'I hear you broke off with Paul. What sort of a fellow did you find liim to be?' "'Well.' answered Ruth, 'he's one of these kind oh, you know. The best thing he does is a dummy at bridge.' "Jus' then the clock struck ten. "Ibid-time,' said Margie, 'I mustn't miss my beauty sleep.'. "I'll say you shouldn't,' said Ruth, and, as Margie went down the corridor, she called after her, 'Get as much as you can, dear; you look as if you needed it.'" Mec-ow .... mee-ow . . . Tlio l'irt Hundred liaj Little Mayme Bower, four years old, had attendrd her first four weeks of school when she was asked how she liked lt. Now little Mayme, may it be said, was always extremely lively and needed almost dally spankings. "I like school pretty good," n swered Mayme, "only the teacher thlrfks I have a birthday every day." Frances Wehne. Why Not? Mrs. Leonard: "Mrs. Tarker Is 35 but. you couldn't, tell it." Mrs. Kearns: "Nevertheless 1 win:" The, Editor's Gossip Shop For a number of months, unan nounced and unknown, a truly de lightful girl has been visiting dif ferent, girls' schools and co-educational colleges and hearing things lirst hand from the girls thorn selves! 1 p to now. in all newspapers and magazines, the emphasis haa been on the coll' go out-upsl Well, th" Fun Shop, thanks to the. bisie Idea suggested by Ruth K. Landati'-r, presents today, for j the first time, and every week here- after, Monrs from the Campus Cat, I i,; .... n l.inM ..talti if ' iiiinuii'iiia K'J vuuif." w"'.ii'. "' I study the girls do at their schools. If you know anything real catty, send it in: Maybe the Campus Cat will include lt in brr Meows: Naiiieo By Kid Hoots (With a bow to Carl Cheek) If a thing dident have a name you wouldent know wat to call it. Wen people dont know your name they jest say Hay you, and If you look erround and theyre looking at you, your the one they mean. Wen you go in a candy store to buy some kind you dont know the name of, the best thing to do Is point at It and say, 1 wnnt I cents werth of that. But if you dont sec it in site you cant point at it, mnk ! ing you realize the value of names. Som of th" blrg' t animals han jlli.. sbortost nninos. suteh k th i o:, wile some ol the (iiorust liavs tho longest names, stitch a the In flooemea mlcrobo, Tha werit numo for a boy Is Francla because wen he growa up pcepla will think ita a ladyi name and writ Miss Francis on Ml let ters, but It all rite wllo lie'f ittll a kid because tho other fellows call him Skinny or Kola or Shrimpy de pondlng on his geiiercl shape, Our only objection to the coming of spring is Hie revival of outdoor classic dancing. Kirs al Ist Henry; "Aro they aocloty peo ple?" '- Bradf6rd: "Ves. Whenever any thlnf new .comes out, they are al ways the first to get It and the last to pay for It." I.nuren S. Hamilton. Tonguc-Twlstor I'oems Cotintn 4 The Knell of Nellie Philip Mcllalo was a swell, In Odell; While Nellie O'Neal was the bello of Odell. On a gtroll Willi McIIale, Near a wall In the dale, Nell stepped on a nail, (on the stroll In the vale.) When McHalc heard Nell yell The fool fell InMhe well, Poor Nellie O'Neal, the swell of Odell, With a nail In her heel, had to wall, "Ain't It!" Leona Dooley. (Copyright, 1325, Reproduction Forbidden.) 25 Years Ago Today Rrom Taper of That Date A bold case of pilfering occurred on Main street today when a gang 0f small boys raided Herman Hehr' bakery wagon while It was standing In front of Crean's block. They seized a quantity of cakes and ran down behind the buildings. Al though they were small, they robbed the wagon like professionals. The monument In Central park Is now completed except for the plac ing of lamps on the posts about It. The dedication exercises will prob ably take place In May. Company I defeated Company K at indoor baseball in the armory last evening, swamping their oppon- gre, licaen, ener, Maunders, jm derlln, Katies, Mix, Anderson, Hoff man. Lieutenant Mycroft and Pri- vate Burns umpired. Dr. and Mrs. A. B. Johnson arriv ed home tills afternoon from the south. They have been absent the greater part of a month, spending most of their time In Alabama. Dr. .(Johnson enjoyed some rare shooting and materially reduced the number of quail in that section. The storeroom on the third floor of the grammar school is being con verted Into a recitation room. f?ome ot the residents of Plainvllle are anxious to have the trolley lino from that town to Farmlngton re opened, but there Is little prospect of this being done. Ui stave Sohimpff, sent by Emper or William II of Germany, has been inspecting the third rail line in this city and the power station in Berlin. Mrs. Herman Schmarr of Fast Main street is being treated for blood ' poisoning, caused by a knife wound which she received in the hand. The Young .Men's Catholic Insti tute will hold a debate this evening on the resolution that the pen Is mightier than the sword. The af firmative will be upheld by Joseph G. Woods, John Trice and James Flannagan. while the negative dis putants will be Henry Martin, G. Lappan and A. Williard. rArr.irr in i omiing bfic nn.s New York, March If. Miss Clara King. SI. of Morrlstown, N". J., was suffocated when she was trapped in a folding bed, which closed up on her when she lay down to take a nap yesterday. A boarder found the body, fully clothed. In the bed. Many trade schools aro now being established in Brazil. The Family Album Papa Swears Off. i SAYS NO 5 R HPS NOT S0i TO VteSTt fWRTS EDITORIAL, LISTENING iVfTH AN'- MORE TMt CN CRCSS WORD V0Z- OHZ EAR TO VUShTZ BrTWELN WH ZLt'a Ht'S GOING TO SPEND HIS EVE- TOD AMD MOTHER WHAT 'ATRICN m PROriTABW TJEAD'Nt, THE PAPER, TELLS VULXiBED THE WE LETTCR, WORD POP. 'ARCADE' SHE'S KSklHG ABOUT is l-O-6-l-A (T'i ITftUAM STARTS ED'TORlAL A6A1M, 506(bST' ,Ni A WORD NOW AM) THEN, TIN- ALLY CR06SIK6 OVER 10 SEE WHAT I MOTHER'S S16WN4 ABOUT gttttttttttttttttttt NEW BRITAIN 1 iVhat U home without Home, sweet home is home, warm home, where the Heat Folks have the run of the fire. If you have these ' happ.v youngsters in your coal bin there is no need of hanging up "There's no place like home" for you'll ;. know it just as soon as you step inside. They keep the : household warm and care-free. They save frequent ; trips to the cellar and numerous fire-building jobs. ' You can trust them to keep the fires going no matter : how late you're out. So adopt these Heat Folks and put more joy in your life. Call the for good, clean coal The Citizens Coal Co. Inrd niul Main Office SI Dtriglit (ourt, Tfl. i;w, llcrlin Yard opii. llerlln triatioH Tel. tr.i-S. MASS MEETING OF IV! ii Patriotic Exercises to Be Held Next Tuesday Night Arrangements for the mass niecL ing of students of the three evening schools, which will be held in the auditorium of the Central Junior High school on Tuesday evening. March 21. at 8 o'clock, have been completed. A program which has been arranged Includes short ad dresses by Robert ('. Doming, stale director of Americanization, William J Kerin of the school board, and Mayor A. M. l'aonessa. If it is pos sible for him to attend. At this mooting certificates of citizenship will be presented to those who were admitted at Ihe recent session of the IT. H. naturalization court. James K O'Brien, director of the schools, will preside and will introduce the speakers. The purpose of this meeting, as outlined by Mr. O'Rrien, is to en courage the students so that they will return when the sessions are resumed in.. the fall. Much inlerest has been manifested by the students and many have missed only a few of the 75 sessions, despite the Incle ment weather which has made their coming at times difficult. It is planned to have a list of these pre pared for the meeting so that they may be publicly commanded. Friends and relatives of the students have been invited to attend as have the foremen of the factories who come in contact with the students dally, Tho program will be as follows: Overture, Central Junior High school orchestra; "America." entire gathering: remarks. James K. O'Brien; address. W. J. Kerin of the school board; piano accordion solo, Mr. Richards, a student of the Cen tral Evening school: violin and ac cordion duet. Gustavo ftwenson and Krlc. Johnson, students of the Elihu By ANTF-LOPE IN TOE LETTERS fAYS OP COURSE THERE'S SUCH A WORD , HE CAN "PROVE IT BY the dictionary SAVS NONSENSE OP COURSE SHE ISN'T STUCK SHE 006WT TO TRY TO 6ET SOME or THOSE VERTICALS STAMPS PjY IN CASE SHE WEEDS C McOure I pluwn OITl 104 Arrh St. Tel. 3S6S. Burritt evening school; community singing of familiar songs, directed by F. H. Andres, principal of th Washington evening school; address, Robert C. Deming, state director or I Americanization; presentation of cit llzenship certificates, by either Judge Ailing or Clerk Kmil Danberg "America, tho Beautiful." entip gathering. Those who will be recipients ot the certificates are as follows: An gusta Attcrbcrg. Catherine Bruli llronislaw Dobek, I.oif Albert En gelbretsen, Joseph Krechevskj Frank Joseph Merkle, Joseph Roth Julius Klenclil, IJolislaw Koslnskl Joseph Kuminski. Frederick Kampl Leonas Hlbokaitis, Hjalmar Johai Nyqulst. Frank Grabois, John Sil how-ski, Joseph Vellonlo, GuisepP' Failla, Louis Paganl, Peter Nicola polous. Francesco Genevese, An tonio DcNunzIo, Gulseppe Sinatrl. The Industrial council of the V M. C. A. will present the new citi zens with engraved cards, signlfyln that they have been admitted to ci' izenship. I K. H I RADIO ORDIXAM I Vcnlimr City I'roleM Inpwtiim i Aerials As Illegal Atlantic City, March IP. P.esi tbnts of Ventnor City are up In arm against a recently passed ordinanc providing that all home radio aeria' must be passed upon by the cil electrician, who receives a 12 ft in each case. All who fail to undergo the ii speetlon and pay the fee, under th ordinance, can be summoned 1 court and fined 2i each day uiit law Is obeyed. group of the indignant citizu who claim the law is Illegal, dt jclare they will carry it to the high i courts of the state. They point om as an objectionable feature of th ordinance that the city electricia pockets the fees, none of which go, to the city. The purpose of the law. acronlii. to the ordinance, j.s to reduce fl ha zards. THE IIEKAM) CLASSIFIED AD BRING GOOD RESULTS GLUYAS WILLIAMS S06CET5 ThT 'ELAND' MlfeHT BEIT, ITS EITHER AN AKTEL0PE OR A BIRD OR SOMETHING STAPT5 EDITOR!!. EXCLAIMS) NOW WHO'S RI6HT EH? HKE ITl5'L06&IAi,OPEN S!DED GALLERY OR ARCADE ' - ONLY THIrtS IS ITS SPELLED WITH TWO 'G'S nsbs ITS BEDTIME, POLK) PAPER UP, AND REMARKS YOU WOULD N'T CATCH HtM PWTTCPIN6 AMY AN JV NN6 ON THOSE TWN&S NO, Si REE Nt - vpjpcT Syndicate