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NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, APRIL 27, 1923. ' New Britain Herald HERALD PUBUI1I1NO COMPANt taauad Pallr (Sutidny Baeapiull At lUitld mat-. Church Siraat IUBKRIPTION RATEI lt.lt a Taar. l:.t Three Mentha. fao. a Month. IntirM at 1h Poat Oftli-a tl New Brlttln l Sacond Clou stall Mur. TGLKPHONB CALLS Vtualnai Office i?J Kduorlal Hooma .... The anl profitable clvnniti nudium in Ilia City. Circulation boolia ami praaa room alwaya opan to advartltara. Member of tlia AMoeiatfd Prvaa. Iha Aaaoelattd run la airlualvaly an tit ltd to ttio uaa for ra-i'ublli-atlon or all nawa eradltad to It or not oiiiemHu cratlltad In una papar and alao local nawa publlatieu lxsrain. tliut it cttniiot Ian J on top at the end of th season. This It not the ory! It has frequently happened. Hut It has also come to puss fre quently tliai a team which begun the season In a glorious spurt and looked like a pennant winner, flopped badly .throughout the gruel ling aummi-r. when Ilia pennant rHcoa. a well aa tlie utmosphero, are hottest. Thla tendency of an early lender a "June pennunt winner" to become fapged out before the finish of the season tends to even up mnttera as compared with anch strong tennis which aro unable lo show their real strength until about that time. Mow well thla has worked It In dicated hy the success of women's political clubs, ao-oalled, which are Identltled with the regular parties. We need go no further than Now Brltuln, where during the last cam paign there wna a large enrollment of militant women In party ranka, with a regular organization enfold ing their efforts, and all member! mllituntly jubilant for the success of the party. Here la where they showed some Influence, too, as in dicated by the election returns. Although tho great things that wen to come about when women voted have been somewhat con spicuous by their absence, it must Mambtr Audit lluremi of Circulation. Tha A. fl. C ta a national orgnnltatlon which furnlahaa nanipapara and ailvar tutra with a atrlctly hontut auabaia of circulation. Our circulation atatlatlra ara baaod upon thla audit. Thla tnaurea j being compelled later to surmount ... 3 , .. ... ,..,., llf. .1. : tlie arawunenn 01 ni vmij n., A popular poem once had for its ; bo noted in fairness that tho enor theme the thejls that "life Is like j mous evils that were to result have a game of cards." We are inclined lso not como to pass. Families to think that llfo I also something; have not been blasted by friend like a baseball pennant race. Tho voulh who gets a good siart in life at least has the ndvantago of not attribution flgu.aa to both national and local advtrtlaare. Tha Haralfl ! on aula dalW In N'iw York at Ilotallng'a Nt Stand. Tlmca iuar; Miults'a Newa Stand. Entrance Grand Central, 42nd atrtet. Hi:.RY XOYVICKI When a man Of talent is stricken down in his prime by the inseruia ble hand of fate it is not for mere mortals to ask why. Henry No wleki of this city, assistant clerk of the State Senate, was mowed down by death at a time when he was at taining distinction as a lawyer and slate house official, and today In numerable, friends are mourning his paslng while in the (lower of his career. Sir. K'owickl, although not a na tive Nutmcgger, had during his resi dence In this city ingratiated himself Into the hearts and confidences of large galaxy of friends and ac quaintances. He was a man of probity, refinement and wholeheart ed friendliness. though this fact alono does not as sure his supremacy or success at the climax of his career. The youth who slarts well at least will not have serious hundlcsp! to overcome later In the rnce of life. FlU.i: AIVr.UTlSlXG OVKK THK RADIO Tree advertising over the radio and through the publication of radio programs is going to have i harder sledding than it ha.s had since the radio craze started. ! it nnnAaB thut innio firms have been approached with propositions j ee in the conduct of their affairs wife voting contrary to tho wishes of friend huAhand. The husband has not gone on the warpath be cause the better half "nullified" his vote by deliberately disagreeing with his cherished beliefs or il lusions at the polls. Children havo not been neglected merely be cause mother voted. The baby has been receiving ILs regular feedings despite mother's call of duty at the polls. Things have gone along just about as they did before. The poli tical bosses, instead of being un harnessed from their august estate, geem to be moro strongly en trenched than ever before at least, in those states where they have survived. The political parties have given women a slight lnflu- that broadcasting over the radio would bring about the use of their names and the names of their trade-marked article of commerce in the programs printed in the newspapers. Publishers who have been keen to scent attempts at free advertising have been carefully de leting the free adB right along, but it is probabl that some were not so particular. But even these have come to the conclusion they were HlNDKXBlRti'S KI-KCTION avn PRrniiTKii , 1 being imposed upon and at a meet The newspapers, journalists, pub- utl"B ""' u Heists and editors including our-' lng selves who with dogmatic deci Aivcness a few days ago forecasted the overwhelming defeat of former Field Marshal Yon Hindenburg to day are forecasting dire disaster to. the world as the result of his elec- j lion yesterday to the presidency of the German republic. j Having bet journalistically j speaking on the wrong horse once, j we are not going to join the dis- j sonant chorus of dismay and predict an end to all peace, a recrudescence of warlike activity, or war itself. We prefer to sit tight and await de velopments. ! Instead of being a man of Iron, or ; a man with the mailed fist on tne table, or an individual who carries a big stick to every meeting. Yon Uirwioninir mav turn out to be a dud. His .election is in the form of a personal tribute by the nation that once regarded him as its Napoleon. The man who admitted he knew little of politics, disliked to enter into a campaign for votes, who re fused to budge from his native town of Hanover during the cam paign, and who admitted he "didn't understand the new generation." nevertheless got elected. And it is declared that the votes of women the least warlike of the two sexes contributed greatly to his victory. We cannot understand the present day Germany. Kloctlon of Von Hindenburg may be a perfectly na- ln New York the ouier uay resolutions were passed urging others to barr free advertising from radio programs. The good Will of the public is vasily lost through such attempts: and as for the good will of tho newspapers which gratuitously pub lish the radio programs, that also is being lost from the standpoint that favors like this will be increas ing fust enough, it Is suspected, to bo a sop to their voting power. Many husbands don't know how their better portions vote on all de tails of political matters, and may be some of them don't care; this is entirely possible because they themselves have not been greatly excited over electioneering argu mentation during the recent past. Women voters are independent, all right; they can vote just as they have a mind to vote, only the sum total of their efforts seems to to graduating class, by Dr. William J. Long; awarding of prizes and diplomas, by Superintendent Btu art; alas song, by graduating class, under direction of rrcrfesaor Mat thems. Chief Rawllngs celebrated his 46th birthday today by appearing In a brand now police uniform, Georgo Rapolye turned on the water Into the fountains at the monument this afternoon. The park committee should adopt rules regarding automobiles. One of the very few local drivers lost control this morning and nearly ran Into the monument In Central park. The high school baseball team faced Holyoke this aftornoon with the following line-up: Price, ci Smith, p; rrlndle, lb; Molutuphy, Sh; Ahrcns, 8b: Hartman, as; Bahr backer, If; Thalen. O'Brlon, rf; Brady, cf. Among the members of Co. E who will be decorated for marks manship are Captain W. W. ttullcn; Lieutenant William H, Schuey, Ser geant George J. Kenton and Lieu tenant Georgo St. Sfycroft. Co. I marksmen Include Lieutenant A. H, Qrlswold and Sergeant W. J. Dy son. There were no nuts on Frank Martin's wagon as ho drove down Main street this morning. The wheels came off and Martin was pitched onto his head. Vortunatoly, the horso did not run away. Four thousand pcoplo were fed at the oyster roast held by the Bor lln Iron Bridge Co. last night. In vitations were sent out to 27,000 people and 40 barrels of the bi valves were purchased. Frank M. Norcross flayed hero at the llusswln Lyceum In "At the White Horse Tavern," a comedy brought here by arrangement with Daniel and Charles Frohman. Judge F. B. Hungarford's re moval to Newington la causing some discussion m to whether he has lost his residence here. in ,u n nun ii mil! 'ii .aiiagsaasa Jvuu Why go around with long-drawn face At home and every gther place? You do not have to look at It, So have a heart, and smile a bit. Four-Flushing Miriam: "I wouldn't refuse George, if I wero you, just because he builds castles In the air." Caroline: "But, my dear, his are hot-air' castles." Walter Cool. my Facts and Fancies BT ROBERT WC1U-EN Hobble By Wlllard SI. Baxter When Jim Smith comes up walk 1 know I'm In for a talk On some queer thing like the Auk Or the Doodleberry; He knows nature through and through, All about the Kangaroo, Pelican, Wombat and Gnu, Bkunk and Dromedary. Holiday his way he wends To the zoo and there he spends All day with his dumb brute friends, Watching every antic; Those days I spend playing golf While my fellow player scoff At me when my game Is off, Driving me most frantic. Jim wants me to study ants, Buizards, bees, and elephants, Even common garden plants, Hollyhock and daisy; I want him to learn to putt; He says he thinks I'm a nut; I won't argue that point, but I Know he is crazy! Boots and the editor! Meanwhile, what about some cor respondence between you and' tha editor replacing a letter with soma contributions? . Womlors of Raulki Biaker; "I so that tby Jiave colved a message from Mars," ' Meeker! "What was It?" Blakert 'They wanted to know If there was anyone living on the earth by the "name of John Smith." Pauline Upper. Just because you have a flower ilrl at your wedding Isn't a sign that married life will tys a bed roses. .ii rmrnvi Of I What Price Glory'! Barton: "I suppose that you will not want to go to the theater with your old hat." Sin. Barton: "Of oourae not!" Barton: "That'! what 1 thought. So T bought only one tieket", . N. Chaponet. (Copyright, 1925, Reproduction Forbidden) (Continued from First Page) Pome fool drivers are killed, seldom by a blow on the head. but Even moderns revere the mid night oil unless It's fuel oil in the cocktails. be 1 if she about something. Isn't worrying Americanism: Cussing the gov- in perfect alignment with the sum gove'rnment total of the efforts of mere man, j who from experience has adopted I a good mother is one who feels .. out of the political , neglectful riiiLmma bv ocrmltting others to do his thinking for him and voting At ximcn w4 suspect that the rea when'he does . by getting through fion ancestors get bragged on is be with it in the shortest possible time, i cause they are safely dead, and everybody knows how that Is j advantage done. j He can survive having his love let- There ought to be more indo- j tcrg re&(j jn COurt. the advent of women Into ; arena more independ-1 But there ! ingly hara to oo.au, , Uia . Advertising is auvcrusma, ....... : ro-,iinr bouehl and with er it aypvttia if ,v0-.-- ' . (n the snaccltho moling space r - ; .ntlciuated devoted to radio InformaUon. . , cherished ar flrms are justitled In expect n ; fr , advertising through publication of , radio programs while other firms; MKCHAMCA1, MVSIC j n nMesary to hunt for pay for their space. J AND TJKj STAGE suckers. Just invent a new 'ism and EfitiaUty before the printer is , phonograph wa3 going to put ! let nature taka its course. something greatly to DB u.ic", ; conc(,nn and lectures out ot it is about here. , buslni?w. they also were going to do "irreparable Irarm to tne um' There will be no peace while one nation thinks any mention of dis armament a personal Insult. It must, irk senators to see the world getting along all right when they are not in session. Musical Exercises "I see In the papers," said the poor men's wife, "that rich men take their exercise to music." "Poor men take their exercises to music, too," replied BUI tho toller, "to the chin music of the cussing foreman.' Wived! The thrilling nows had just been received that "big sister" was the proud mother of a darling little girl. "Oh," said "little sister" June. "I'm so glad It's a little girl and not a little boy." "Why?" asked her father ourlous 1?.' "Because, Daddy," said June with a happy sigh, "I never wanted to be an uncle." Clara Alpcrs. . i One CHANGES NOT WHOIGHT j BY WOMEN'S VOTES What change has ben brought about in politics through woman ; suffrage? Verily, this is something . worth debating about. The Common wealth club might attempt It. Some notable women who were prominent in the suffrage battle haVe been visibly disillusioned. One of these is Elizabeth Green, who In an Impetuous article In the New Republic announces she is through with "female politics." Those of us who have conservative - minded wives who habitually restrain, them selves from getting excited over po- reason why great statesmen Is because S0,-OnO-men seldom ask for 13,000- aters; people were going to listen 1 jobs. to canned music in their, nomes i ..... f lierft T K.,, the e'fect in other nations ; litical panacea know very well hat cannot be otherwise than disconcerting. THE FAITHl II. TWELVE There was a hearing on zoning applying io the second and fourth wards Friday night. The wards rep resent one-third of the area of tho citv, and contain property approxi mating one-third of the grand lljl, or 82, 000,000. Despite the importance hearing to property owners, appeared to hear and soning plans. Satisfaction with zoning pros pects must be pretty widespread in those two wards. that they ot ol the. only K discuss the in-of LITE IS LIKE A PENNANT RACK The first week of the professiona baseball league season has an trest aside from tho number hits, runs, errors, and games won ; Or lost by the various teams. It has to do with tlie diffieuKy of "getting atarted" that beaets some of the . ontenders for the annual pennants. Some teams that are certain to be near the top of the heap at the finish of tho season find themselves down among the lower strata of the landings. Yet every game lost now Will count just as much in the linal result a If lost later In the season. A baseball, pennant race ii a pe culiar Institution. Not alwaja does the absolutely strongest team in the league win pennant; some years he team that geU far In the lead during the first half of the season cannot be headed off even by a wronger team. If strong aggrega tion take a long time to attain its maximum efficiency It may have uek in upWU fig , bands a lot of women won t need to get .1,,-onch" with polities for the good n nd sufficient reason never got started. Two political organizations women have been busy since wom en got the right to vote. One repre sent the radical minded, the other the middle-road liberals. It seems that the conservative women are not in any particular women s or-, ionization; it is surnuseu ,u.j the party tickets more trr.iirl,t. and nerlnps just like their husbands do. Perhaps it is unnecessary to add that the lat ter sort of women are greatly in the majority. Great reforms were to be brought about when women got the vote. We still look for the reforms, but fail Some claimn tr.ru u sex rgm, i'" women being and mere mi This sanguinary not arrive. r less about preference to paying to see uieam cal and concert performances. How did it turn out? The phono graph is with us and circulates by th9ruilllon. But we have heard of few phonograph owners who have let the whirling discs keep them j away from visual attractions. j Then the radio came along. This j was to be a sure-fire thrust at the j supremacy of the theater and con-; cert room. If you can hear music j through the ether why pay to hear j it h-ard at a concert? Or why pay . for theatrical entertainment? Yet how has it worked? The the- , aters are still catering to the ; throngs; the concern are going along as well as eevr. It seems that ' the public still likes to look at ar- j ! lists and players aa well as hear j them through mechanical mc-ans. j I And here is some of the proof in ; : the pudding: Some of the stars cf i the phonograph and the radio have j i been going about the country mak- i- n.t.nn9i nnnearancc s at the- ! oters. In all instances there has a ... V.a enormous demand uj u. Mnn mav be a super-monkey. But you know which one manages to ! get by without working. j Prize-winning poems and stories j indicate that one art in need of de velopment is that of judging. If he steps ahead door, she is probably stead of a wife. nled that he represented reaction or that his candidacy was Inimical to the republic Only Public tttprana His only other public utterance of significance was a final appeal, broadcast by radio, last Friday night. On that occasion the griz zled war veteran, who has spent his llfo In the military service of the fatherland, made this statement: "I affirm before the whole world that It has always been my holiest endeavor to prevent new horrors of war and to help to the utmost the victims of past wars. This aim can best be attained by unity, and to serve our people as leader In this sense will bo my holiest task." When questioned by the Associat ed Press during the progress of the campaign as to his attitude on the Dawes reparation plan, the field marshal stated that only rti future could show whether the scheme was capable of fulfillment. "Germany," he asserted, "will not be able to fulfill the conditions un less the foreign powers participating in the pact evince political and eco nomic loyalty." The women's votes and the heavy turnout Of former stay-at-homes are believed to have been responsible for his victory over such a seasoned po litical campaigner as Dr. Marx. The latter, however, failed to arouse enthusiasm in the rang of the democratic party, which was but an unwilling partner In the so-called Weimar coalition. Dr. Marx's sup porters also freely admit that anti Catholic feeling militated strongly against their candidate's prospect. Reconvenes Next Tuesday The rclchstag will reconvene next Tuesday, and Von Hindenburg, If he follows established custom, will have the republican oath administered to him some time during the week by the socialist roiohstag president, Paul Loebe, in the presence ot a parliament In which he probably has more opponents than supporters, as the centrists, democrats, social ists and communists command 277 seats against only 21 for the right ists. Early Vmlng , Early voting was the rule in Ber lin and the crush at many of the polling places was so great that vio lent encounters at times broke out, and the police were busily occupied in separating the fighters. More serious trouble occurred at Karlsruhe, where two persons were killed and a number wounded in a clash between republicans and na tionalists. Disturbances also took plaqe at Ratlbor, in Silesia, when an erron eous announcement was published to the effect that Dr. Sfarx was leading Von Hindenburg by nearly 8,000,000 Tlie Cards She Sent! ; votes. The nationalists, roused by A printing shop in Colby, Kan., , this, gathered and began marching to open the, reported the press recently, wa,tnrough the streets. Dispersed by a sweetie ln-J called upon by a charming young : the police, they obtained reinforce- lady to print some greeting caras ; ments and besieged the police sta- By CHARLES P. STEWART i NEA Service Writer Washington, April 17. Do their laws over-regulate the American poople? "That's1 not for me to say," re plied United States Attorney Gan eral John a. Sargent. "Sly busi ness, aa attorney general, Is to enforce the law. Staking laws la a legislative function, I'm a strong believer In ' each man sticking to his own Job. "If IL were a legislator, I'd have something to say about law-making. In the Department of Justice my .duty Is to administer tha laws aa I find them. If I think a change should be made, I may recommend it. I've no right or desire to oritl cite otherwise 'Slant ot our trouble! seem to me due to Intolerance- a failure to understand our neighbors. In this country our laws change pretty fast, too. Accustomed to the old es tablished1 laws, we violate the new ones unreflectingly. I believe that's how most of our new regulations are broken thoughtloasly. "Generally, I thing the Ameri can people mean to obey our laws." "Doesn't our multiplicity of reg ulations," I asked, "hamper law enforcement. Doesn't It make for a general disrespect of law? Anyway, there are more arrests just now than over. Trlson populations aro Increasing." "Our laws," said the attorney general,. "In the very nature ni things, must naturally expand In proportion to our growth, nation ally and Internationally, for we IKe In a perid of constant progress, social and Industrial. .. "You emphasise that there are more arrests for infraction! Of the law than ever before. To me tlwit suggests a better enforcement of law not laxity." : BEAUTIFY IT WITH ; ..- - "DIAMOND DYES'! perfect homo dye lng and tinting it guaranteed with Dia mond Dyes. Just dip In cold water to tint ' soft, delicate shades, or boll to dye rich, permanent colors. Koch 15-cont pack age contains direc tions so simple any woman can dye' -or Lint lingerie, silks, ribbons, skjrlj, waists, dresses, coat, stockings, sweaters, draperies, cover- lilga, hangings, everything now, Buy "Diamond Dyei" -no other klnd-and tell your druggist wheth er the material you wish to color If wool or silk, or whether It i! Until, I cotton, or mixed goods. . there are few The Fun Shop Dream Book Interpreted by Dr. I. C. Itt R. G. H.: , If you dream of a sweet girl kissing you, That means wifio will soon be miss ing you. , J. G. 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Don't expect the same results from old type dentifrices. Begin beautifying your teeth today. COX7T7 Mail thla for r IV JD D 10-Day Tuba to Ullll baaaaaaMa---P-- 1 6end to Kama... Addraaa. THK PEPSODENT COMPANY, See. M. 1 104 . Wahailt Avf., Chlrago. III., t. . A. onir aa tute ta s family. There's one good thing about an off season for congress, Mr. Dawei can catch up with his sleep. Women drivers demand only half of the road. But sometimes they are slow about deciding which half. for her. Part of the was: "You're know." She ordered 15, sentiment, thereon the nicest boy I The reformer's good mieht. be lust as effective didn't talk so darned much about it. been an The to find them. would result in lined up on one sine tnklnd en th" other. conlti.-t ato rti'i "Most, wonn'ii an- not TH.hlie to see their favorites. public is willing to pay good money for the thrill of seeing their celeb rities in the flesh. The same holds good of the mov ing picture business. Scores ot the lilm stars are known to tho public through their presentations on the screen: but let one ot them in real life come to a city and the crowd will be Immense; the greater rtar the greatrr the crowd. Correct this sentence: "I've known her for years," said the woman, "and I've never heard her criticise anybody." (Protected by Associated Editors, Inc.) lions in various towns In the area. Scores of arrests were made. Analysis of Election Analyses of the election returns made by the adherents of Dr. Marx have left these anti-nationalist ele ments far from discouraged, even In the face of their decisive defeat In yesterday's test. They point out that the total ballots cast by the opposl- mystlc tion to Hindenburg. the supporters of Dr. Slarx and Herr Thaclmanh Observations On The Weather the In even piiiw.'.-.j nltra-femini'm. 1 hey arc ..rested in the things that Ihe prune anemiuu time immemorim, of political persl- l.sllyhooing ot an limine Interest"'! rights or chiefly lnt have occupied of women from and no amount flair.'' l.obt.ed-hair roform ghost -chasing them. Political managers kind - have been more astute than .... ..niMtinn womens political The men naa moie - a 11 a better system, ah to offer a short cut their suffrage 25 Years Ago Today Iron lapei ot Thai Date the man the managers. perience and ihev did was for women to fultlll duties. That short cut was central ized in the plan to line them UP -ith the regular party organia. tion and vote the straight Wet. (I'rom Taper of That Iat Ft. Joseph's church has purchased th" property on the corner of South Main and Kdson Mreets adjoining the church land. The new lot will probably be the site of a parish ho'iise. The graduation program at the grammar school, will be as follows: Address of welcome by one of the pupils; Toussalnt l.'Ouverturc, by Arthur Hitchcock: The Prisoner of Chlllon, by Mabel Ontermab; Abra ham Lincoln, by Wurren Slater; The Black Horse and his Rider, by Retreh Krano'witz; Nlcodemus Dodarc. by Irene Cowlisbaw; Na- Josepn Washing! on, D. C, April Fair and cooler tonight. Tuesday in creasing cloudiness and cooler. 1'resh northwest and north win. Is. Forecast for Kastern New York: Fair and cooler tonight: Tuesday In creasing cloudlnes tsand cooler, rrobabty followed by shower in south portion; fresh northwest, shifting to northeast winds. Conditions: A disturbance cen tral this morning over Arkansas has caused a general rain during the last J4 hours from Texas northeast-; ward to Kentucky. Pleasant weather prevails In the other sec tions east of the Rocky Mountains, The pressure is high over the upper Mississippi valley. The temperature Is above normal in the northern dis trict from Montana ' eastward to New England. . Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather, with - aillghtly lower temperature followed, by inceraaing cloudiness. Forest Are warning: Low hu midity and brisk northerly wind the atmos Wally th Mystic He'll Answer Your Questions Th bride's, and also widow's veil, example , nrinirs manv problems In It trail; If b But Wally, througn nis lirht. Can always tell you what Is right. were more than half of the total '! vote, of SI. 7 per cent. The Talkative Husband I Tne Inauguration of Hindenburg TV-ar WallV I wi" be lmPssiD,e "Dtil the official L ' Help mc out i pray! j counts of the ballots Is verified. It Mv husband talks, by night and day. is estimated that this cannot be ac Of girl, , with whom e used to go. ! compHshed before May 10. at the How can I stop lllm?Funa j '"Ithe field marshal throughout v n Woe- i pmPalRn Insisted upon thf Dear r una woe. . rin win i "cleansing of public life." there Will stop his everlasting din. j it's old, inelegant, and rude, Rut darned efficient, e'en though j i ; point, aa the unquestionably large ! number of those who voted for him Extra Money seems likely to be a considerable conflict over public office. It Is pointed out that many of his followers appear doomed to disap- For Writing Want Ads! Committing Harry-Karl Dear Wally: I am soon to marry. Though Ta and Ma don't like my Harry He will not work, ra ray he s laiy. But oh, I love him dearly. Daisy. Dear Daisy Go ahead and wed. . . . . . ., Remember, though, wnat p ,,,, When o'er a wash-tub long you , tarry Supporting your dear, worthlcas Harry. In the naive belief that with his elec ; tion everything would be changed and the "golden age", be restored will have to fare the facts that the ; president's powers are extremely ! limited. The president's authority is negative and the opposition parties ; have considerably more seats 1n tlje reichstag than the political organl lleved to account for Bavaria's fail- Think of it! For just a few minutes of your time you may win $10.00 in Gold or a pair of the ater tickets to the Capitol. Enter the big "Write a Want Ad For This Pic ture" Contest of The Herald, described in detail in this issue. Make a few minutes with paper and pencil pay you dividends. Contest closes Friday night of this week. The Editor'! Gossip Mwip Nest week, if nothing Interferes, we expect to make a very Impor tant announcement. One which will surely spur you on to greater efforts. Sorry we can't even what It Is. Have patience. Intimate Mnwa from the Kampus , Kitty has been heralded so far and wide Many Surprises Examination of the official elec tion returns shows a number of sur prises, notably defections among the socialists In Ssxony and the solidity with which Bavaria rallied behind Hindenburg. Former Crown Trlnee Rupprecht's endorsement of the field marshal and the strong elements In Ravaria opposed to socialism are be lieved to account for Bavaria's afll n r to give better support to Dr. Sfarx. On the other hand Dr. Marx did surprisingly well In the Ithlneland, despite the fact timt all the opposi tion nttacl:s during the closing dsys lions and Humanity, by Roiirar .MOrninr Hymn vo .ium uiirins iiic 'iv imn -t.- wiii , . . : F,W bv n,rt..a Burr: The Last ! pherlc condition, very dangerous for .hat. every now and then y Ul , ?, campaign yr centered on- Hymn,' by ttrtee Samlow; address loreat fires, ' uwn tne corrvv.. v. ol UUnr-iva.uc..u MARBLE CONTEST ENTRY BLANK Marble Editor of the Herald I wish to enter the Herald-Junior Achievement Mar ble Tournament and I hereby agree to abide by all the tournament rules. My name is My address is I am years old. I am a pupil at (print) prtnt) . school (Every boy and girl in New Britain and immediat suburbs who will not be 15 years old before July 1, 192.1 is eligible to enter the tournament. It costs nothing tt enter, but you must fill out an entry blank and mail f, bring it to the Herald).