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NEW UAlU ttmALV, TUESDAY, MAY 5, VMo, New Britain Herald i X BRAID rtBLlSllINO COMPANY I taints iatl (Sunday KxeaptMt At Harald Bull-, i CliiU'cli Sut ruse mpiio.N eates 11.01 S t.ir, :.l)0 Thru Mentha. J, 'it. a Month. lataraS. tfca Pew Ofti-a i s Finiiln t ka.or.4 CU Mad Uauar, I iES;" TW.EPHONB CAI.I.i Situ uin Off ! a ..... i5 " ' tEJJIoria. r.oonil .... only fflfltibl Rri,tM'5niK vve.p.im in tlia Cu.v, Oreuiattou 1"-1 and prise room etwaya opn to a.LertlMra. Member of tha Atnucuitril Prfit. TV Awe!'! Trffti If M- l'im - ! on titled to tv una f-r re i.tii.ii' stieti of all nawa eradttrel to it or net otiu;i ovii rredlteel in thia rMr a;,J also lo.al saws pub:nha4 heie.n, Mtmber Audit Hareim pf t imilntlon. Tha A. R C. la a n.i'inrN1 o-an:;nT "n which fui-nlahea ne-v vr-u j t anl m-her-tlaara v.th a atrieuv- tv-reat ana ' ' a.s e' elrrvilatlen. Our cir.ii.ntLm f;iti!'!.i. ara baaed upen tn's Au-it, Tie irs-neii rrtact1Ti arsmsf (1 iel in p"'int.r dl8trltuiirfi fifii! pi to b:th nal.er. 0 an! lecal all truif -i. Tha WrM t on av a v ' Turk at 1lna:i'a .' s-m-l. ill re: S--himr. s N'awa Stand. Brand Centra'., e:nd street. I:- Sw Time Entiin.-e pmrtT ro.u to 1 w.ATrnnvnv Motorls's In 'Yat,rbiiry wai'T a : more direct improved highway lo Bristol. "For yi-ari travel to tlx (award, to Mcrldn, Hartford,' TValllngford, hs ben slow and difficult," sa.vs th Waterbury Amer ican. "It is only within recent years that highway communication with these places has entered into o;r ordinary calculation R-istol. the neareat of all these place., n s-iil tha moM inaccessible, At la.-t re lief haj been planned an -1 put Th in praotical accomplishment. Wlin ena thinks of going around Ly : Thomaston and Plymouth to get to Bristol th absurdity of the s.tua tlon becomes apparent, Ti e plan of making a straight road to Bristol fey ths be.it practical rente ought to be pushed without intermission till it succeeds." There is a straight real to Bristol "by the most practical route" from New Britain, but to Va'e rbury it. la a different story. Motorist from New Britain can go to Tb omasum and turn south through the fine highway through the Naugatuok TSllcy, or they cn go ;,a riatn ville and Millda'.e. The latter roue via Thomaston is more scenic, and for those autoists who like jn-enrry with their motoring ill continue lo he a drawing: card. Tn constructing roads trrwsh Connecticut it is ner-ssary to cal culate the moun'ainous terrain. The Xrtr llaen railroad betwn Bristol and Water'uury make the a me kind of Fhort eul that the AVatcrbury paper thinks an im proved road should take. But youth f Torrysili the Nw Havn has a long tunr1 under the hills, which fives an indication of the character of the country. If the s'ate is ex pected to build a special highway 'for the benefit, of WnKrhury through' thts section it Trill he a rather expensive proer-ejir.g. denca feetiona, which were entirely absent nl.en ha bad been familiar with the city. nil then ho got liodl of a ropy of the Herald. Il lul not seen h copy for years, and, complimented the paper upon lis (nmllty and ii'iantify. to him na surprising as anything in the city, a newspaper I which b said api'-y reuYcts the ; progress of llio community. When j hi) bud knenn Die paper j.ars aso i it was but a smaii nightmare of i's ! present self. I Vet the thrill evpi-rn-nci'd by this i former Ne !irtaiint wis but a 'slight inanlfeia'lon of that which would come to a person oculd be be returner) to life after being il'-a I I'll) years. The chances am that a j T ttaliite-1 corpse of I'm year", get. ting one look a? the pi ".' ill cuuia tieri and bow it !,-s, woull im- mC'ltat'ly lice) ota and de: ot shock. .cw Ttttiin ha gone ahead Tilth astonishing t-i"'-e1 I. past ten years; indeed, the my has gone ahead so fast that ad residents ex cept clilldfii cau g-t a gemnnc mal Ihi'ill by nianiiu eeiiipari sons be' ween the irrNeat and a de cade nc;o; nn.l tlier1; b-,'.e li u ma'd.ed changes m even half thf' time. lliRH KlisnnTS AMI I III. At 'loMdKII.K Au'emolMie" .irr.e S'tuplilh'. the proi-.-ss of p-tlii.s to the "fhore" 'rem N'rw Priitun: but tttey have also simplui",.i 'hp process r,f return ing from ti.- te. .hore int'U'eMs are licit g tls difference! cemnderably. It former'y was the cusn om to go o the she,re fer the week-end and stay overiv.cl:!. As things are now an automobile party can grj there 'or the weekend, return la'e on Fa.turd.-iy, and if they iil.e tlie p'ace well enough to go back, make aonthr trip '.here on Sunday and re'iiHi at nlrr'-.t. If gasoline and wear and tear is not figured, the parte saves" the expense of putting up at a hotel or rooming house over night. What the hotel keepers and rooming Itium proprietors think of the- a ut omnhi'.e when used for the; riuiek getaway does not see prii) Or It is possible, when at the shore lo have a tmiting ou' lit and camp out over night, if the w,a!licr is sa'icfaetory. This also ope rt" to the disadvantage of th" hotel keepers. And it is another pra'ie'. they do not. like. Then there are or w il tn eaon Is further ad'aneed numerahlo "hot clog" tntvl a' th.e ronejs. whicii enable tourists to buy ohear route, thus interferin chances for gain of the prietcrs. Supplying of W lie ?ro;ri s or t rrv THKir.I.S VISITOR If your imagination is in working order try on a picture of one who lived 1' eo suddenly turning to look ot bewilderment, his astonish- went at. awif.-moting ve-hi-!e with it out horses, liis mystiticat ion over the radto. teh-phone and telegraph: even railroad trains, a cotiirnon- gool men' al i years life: The rlUtoniobiie meals en witli t In here pro meais to inters has always b 1 u one ot "'' chief induvrr'ns of shore refort.s. but it seems that the an' oniobiie 's vr- satili'y to lake tneir owre i-,'.-,,-(s where cb'sper fnod P preeured ac's as a serines deters to the meal bus.ness and hign pel at the shore. Tt-.n nmnist is in a r.eis.tion not. accept anything '.ht is hand-d him. In a 'ornier day, when he could not readily jca'-e the fnore whvn once there, be bad to accept the menu or go withou'-and nature is red i cons' ruete-d a.s to do ".Then' ;n: ,.f..arv interior le-orntions. On the. it her 1 ).i! b.as gre-ntiy i of vadtors at flmr crowds are mere will b immensely harder for women to get elected to tho gov. Pi'iiur's cliair in Texas; nnd Iho elec tion (if wiiite ii to other offices like w (so w id be hai.b r. since January 1 (ho Tevas woman gow'i m.r h i.i gnintoil 5 :.3 pardons to pi lemicrs in tho sl.i'e- penltctitl arv. No ne- eiden,. was foutnl n .any ci'ii, and the governor does not believe any of the' prisoners were improperly convicted. Siie merely Is ferry for them. "1 am lining In continue parilon irg priMUn-iH. no mai'er who kicks or bowls," l0 deciarc. "Have on, ye rrnics, if yon 1 5 1 1 1 1 U yon ran ex plain your aetlem.s tu your tiod." I;y the time thirt iinishy guvernor -"ts ihrmiitli in Texas (here will be mi inismiers lift in any of the; jails. ' "' If' i's ' will be tree; Jmid-up men, I bank robbers and crooks generally! will hu'e been purified by n worn. : ens kinliPM and told lo ncofpt i 'ir tr.edom and sin no imnv, Av a ).a --a lis,- for convicted crooks' th. re is none l:lce Te xas. , The gov iTiini' of Moiph ('moliua' a f. w yars :ign also g.d this inuhby i uotioti ,-,i,d tri-id lo close up all the ' ii.s by pardoning the prisoners; umtlnr governor in the west also, 'ite, It. Neitlirr w ;is rc-o.'c'e,I. ;ut ; to a t'eiun nho l.s given in.s liheiuy' without causa or reason, It isn't necessary for tho pardoning gov- . erner lo be rceha't' d. He has bis ; iiberiy. ami the govi rnor can look out for himself. : I' should be .stated with due em phasis that the rclier woman gov ernor tbivirnor lloss uf Wvoin Irg - - is not addicted to being aorry wln-n eriiuinais are locked up and fhe is not pal -Joning any of them. Hut the e.xample of Ihc woman gov ernor of Texas will do more, harm than can be P. ado up by the good re-ttime of the governor of Wyoming. The general public knows fully there are also sonic poor men gov ernors, but not DO percent of the available supply. 1TIKI I Mil, I'AKllvrs ' OX III! JAZZ In I'aiifortiia. a few v-r-,.s ago I'riro'hy KMingfon killed Jier mother '. because the parent attempted to de ter her from going to jazz dances. The girl was committed to an insM- ' 'IP inn t-er 'he ir.Hllie, although Ml9 laiiried sh-- was ti,w at. the tim". The care r eeive, wile viublicitx-. I'.nt t '-'-o siioiiir cases ee.-yrnig in Mi 11 in -Sot a villi in a sue); hi'-'.'' IJ..t at'ained nnn.ii j.ublicity nor much CeilTllrie lit. une i;dw,,nd Ma.son, IT. kiib I bis 1 'alio r ari l tried to kill himself bc- p i p lit OOieeie ,j t0 I lie Facts and Fancies BV 1KMIKHT Ot ll.l EN About all the lining a modern frock has Is girl. Youth: "How fast will she go?" Age: "ilow are the brakes" Whors they know least about evolution, they need the most of It. Most of the Idg fortunes are in bonds, industry ami litlgadon. Americanism: Spending It. right nnd left; wondering what became of It. What has become of the old-fnsh-mned girl who wouldn't uccept ex pensive gifts? M - - - - m - - - MaxsohTvx BY kail Jam To him the greatest sport of all Was watching players grab the ball, But still he finds there is no match ing The art of laughter when It's catch. Ing. A philosopher is one vvhp can go ahead with his work and let the darned phono ring. If only they would grandstand seats as pi telle is. well up the as the Ancient saving: "Put on another one, dearie, i can sec right through' von." Futility-: Trying to ma he progress by selecting new leaders to travel the old road. Another good way to s'and 111 with prominent people is lo furnish ball for them. I'lircawiialilP. T.ady of the house: "But you said 1 If I gave you a good squire meal you i would do some work." I Tramp: "Yes, madam, but not j chopping wood. I am perfectly will t uig to help you work out a cross ' word pii7.?.le." ! DOC TRAROt'K BVItSTS INTO SONli . . . AM) ACTION. 'Tis spring, and through my season ed frame The sap of Youth begins to flow; Tim Wander-lust bursts into flame And 1 must pack my kit and go. All winter by tho fire I've sat And listened to that Baldpate guy And as we've talked of this and Hint I've thought: "How that old man can lie!" The yarns that from his mouth have roiled Have filled at times my heart with hate, Adventure which he sat and told As baldly as his own bald pate, Yet patiently I've let him drone And heard his recitation through, Then told some exploit of my own. Authentic, honcat, real and true. Indoor hunrls. "I'm very fond of indoor sports," Nun said and. oh, her eyes Were brighter far Hum any slar That slilmas up in tho skies. "And all I ask," Nasi babbled on, The while my dreams went smash. "Is that the dears have lots of pep And also lota of cosh." --Hurtle! Saxe. a a Tho Season Is On! mar HV CII.Mtl.KS IVBTKWAJVr NKA 8"rvlce Writer, Washington, May 5 Chief Justlco Tuft of tho federal supronio bench visited Loudon some lime Hgo to The ballplayer came storming inlo study Iho Ktigllnl) courts, espedully A woman who bosses her husband ' may be happy, but he doesn't af- I ford the happiness. j Man can t-e reasonably happy lin er any form of government except thumb. Ilnougbl Enough! That lime is done; It is, as 1 have mated, spring. Fetch forth my pWols and my gun. My boots and sad'lle likew ise bring. Drag down the dulfle-bag which lay All winter in the attic hid. Old Paldpate, I am on my way To HO the things you EAT yo did! ai.i. in a hay's worm: the office of our sporttlng editor lntt week. "How come," he demanded, flour ishing a copy of tho duy's paper, "that you didn't credit me with a base lilt In yesterday's game. Didn't you see me knock the cover oft that ball in the fifth Inning?" Tho aporting editor attempted to exnlnln. Yes, he had seen It. Knllure their bundling of criminal cases. Ho was much pleased. Wluit particular, ly struck Mm was that Kngllsli .bulges simply won't permit delay or bo bothered by technicalities. If a mini obviously Is gullly of some thing, the .judge concentrates on tlndlng him so and generally suc ceeds. Then the authorities execulc sentence and lhat ends II. It's the adopt here, to credit the player with a hit in the i (.,od we ought to box score, he said, was un error a j justice Taft said. typographical error, ' "Krror my eye," shouted the ball AM thlg j, rrcn,ned by the recent player, "the ball went over t he j hanging i Kngland of Norman fence." ,' h'honio, convicted of killing Ills Dale C. Hnrriflon. sweetheart, Klsie Cameron. The l (Copyrlght. 19S5. Reproduction l'"or- j,.-no was bo purely clrciinisliintial bi'i'lcn-) jtbat. even lite prosecution admitted ilt was impossible to prove guilt be. lyond a shallow of doubt, fir Arthur it'onan Doylo led a strong effort to jsiive. the condemned man. on the ground that he was being railroaded. He. was hanged nevertheless. 25 Years Ago Today From Taper of That Date "Good work," is the comment beard In Washington judicial circles. In fact, the Impression is so favor able that a meeting of legal lights I T.ow den: "Try Again." "That FI'N SHOP Kditor ! e,,t ivarlc the inke. I mailed him.' A l ick town is a place where no hodv works on Sun-lay except the cook. , There are s;;t.r,4: things you don't need, all of which can he bought on the easy. payment plan. Mi How that look! s. Low ilen: "Just as I f xpeeied! many times have I told you you're, not as funny as you Joseph G. Taylor. A Tew n, ore we-d.-s and school will he out ami dad will be ashing where in thunder the car is. There's always something to make vou suffer in spring." If it isn't chilblains, it's love, or rheumatism. Wasted Time. The Kditor of TIIK FI'N SHOP, after gazin; at one of my jok"S for a minu'e burst into a roar of laughter. "Ah!" I cried, "I see you enjoy It." "No!" tho Editor replied, "I- was laughing because you believed we'd publish such stuff." William !'. Michelfelder. The High school hitcr-cluffl field day will bo hebl Saturday afternoon at, the Herllu track, each athlete I who w ins a point being given a place I on the team which will meet Mori- be ing planned here for the com rlen next week. The dual meet will ,(,,,. summer to consider changes in be the third between the two school, 'the federal law which will make New r.ritaiu having won the previ- j convictions easier to get. Tho mo ous two. 'incut's backers have the English The only two cases in tho police ! m0,pc in mind, if they can get it court this morning were for viola- j through congress, they hope state lion of tho lantern law. One man rKir,iat.,. will see how well It works had failed to hang a lantern on hnm, win imitating it. "lc ! Now, on the strength of several i years of my own observation of ut s lire-, jously What a t ci- od to few dajs uih. hi'.l-d -n. jazz life riliie hold Lady Oeeliva was outraged. "My Lord." si. Id .she. "you should have made your proposition before I bob- I' ll WOUili! 1 1 'rot " 1 re. l'L'N don't t this yourscif, "it. w 5-entem ih'ar." s all l "Don't said the fault." ted by Associa: Inc.) d Fli'ors. titling Kewanl. Kounheim-r: "Well, dear, reived my first check from i-'HOP today." Mrs. Kounheimer: "You really mean it !" Kounheinvr: "I do. The Editor sent me a dollar to stop contribut ing." V.. A. I.'iehardson, rubber-tired carriage, whip olher one was a bicyclist. K. W. Stearns was elected chair- I man of the Berlin republican town j committee la.st evening. Thomas, son of Mr. and Mrs, John Medic, fell on a (light of stairs I his I morning and almost, bit his tongue in I wo. Dr. Martin took sev eral stitches in the wound. Although there are 25 backs In the city and the money for iheir registration was duo on May 1, City Clerk Thompson has not ye t re ceived a cent from 'his source. C. II. Harrett and T. F. Heady represented New- Kritain at the meeling of the semi-professional baseball league held at the llanford bot-T Saturday. New Britain, Meriden, Wallingford and Windsor Locks will come into the league. The local (earn will be composed of Zimmerman, Dan OTirlen, William Bennett, Crowley, Graham, Camp led, Degnan, Dawson, Brae and Harney. Mrs. William Stevenson will sail for Knghunl aboard the Oceanic on May in, remaining away about two months. Captain F. II. Smith of Co. II wan catcher for the veterans' l-eam which defeated the active meinhets of (lie Hartford "Uy Guard Saturday after noon in a close baseball game, fj-l to ::i. "English Justice," as a correspond ent In London, 1 want to say that It doesn't seem to mt to be all It's cracked up to be. It works fast and smoothly, but at tha expense of a lot ot snap judgments. I wouldn't liko if 1 wero on trial on a crim inal chargo. And, In this day and generation, anybody Is llablo to bo. t a a A notable case, in my time in London, was that of tftlnlo Morrison. Theo had been several murders In tho Whim Chapel district and no arrests. The police wcro beginning to bo criticized. Then there was an other murder. Somebody simply had to be caught. The police brought In Morrison. Ho bad a prison rec ord. On that ground, the Judge set Ittm down ns guilty. But right In the middle of tho trial one of the con stablesIt was al! police evidence--broke down and confessed the whole thing wua a framnup. When ho broke down, more broke down. Tho rase collapsed. The prosecution threw up its hands. Well, the Jury convicted Morrison. The judge sen fenced him tn death. Kvcn for L'ng- land, that was too much. There was a howl. Very reluctanly the i government commuted tho sentence to life Imprisonment. Morrison a doing time yet, I suppose, for a crime there absolutely is no reason to think he hail a thing to do with. The Knglish get convictions, yes because they're- not too particular whom (bey convict. Tt may be true, In this cuntry, that man actually guilty of somo crime finds escape t easy for tho public's good. But In F.ngland, once accused of a capi tal offense, he'd better make bis peace with his Maker, whether guilty or not. Personally I prefer the American system. I may he charged wilh something some time myself. r to to b- to In ders tte-1 i pe cord in Ilr. ! c,f the country of them, here woVe r. ! i during 'he firM. most of ih"tu ee,i M-entfl. From Vr, re comm'.lt' d i 5 and JG. T .: is that only thr he murderers a iinl ll'l'l. when mure inclined p, nab y to n o r e 'I CI of nearly would th prr-hira rs m place in the life sons now living with wonder. If the man reu-mng to 'if 100 years of death chanced : been one of the, earlier yet- what is now New Britain, lie wemd not know the place. But it does not take a person of j' y ars or ne turning to life in tim imi:ina tion ot lh living 'O met with such changes as 'n undreamed of a entury ago. Within the pa-t no-k a rr'" who formerly lived m New Uritsm was motoring through New Eng land. On a pieasant morning iie de cided to visit his c 1 heme in this City, ijeadlng hero from Hartford, lis happened to be motoring down Wells street. Glimpsing the stately liBOwn as the State Normal j pre. to a iik the ant'ono 'he i'Cal ie. rts; but. the -icpeinh :.' of; mniedanons than wax ,v. If tr.ie.s arc i.o ting a' one res-o: . anotiie r wbhiii a , r can eb pa-t ai'O- ' one-e th''- to an au'oisi's li' he fm motor to rea'onab time, "r can 'b i eel h r. II" frequently doe p.sy If .'thee gn'f bri be S-lffie try te throngs: enough in town DAYLIGHT S VYING AM) (.Oi l , ,y - stock a'-uni'.'s . , - ,- .-1-,-,'i";!,' saving svsl- tn t ;r ,'xis-s "!' " : 'o tive olT.ce ,rs and eftVi pn f e n h y el t h all th" ' workers w!'-, ' lav'ichf satiej ause ,,e r t unity to ernoon, ives and ale-SCO to give murderers, a ib-'-ided drop in mur ,,ty. In )5-'r' fully I8 wi re - xeeute-d in Cbi tiL' that v. hole year t here 1 ;i murders in the city, t - prcs'Vt average 'f a :iny. Then hangings ib' el in It-IJ the re w ere ! a...) in I'i-I there vve-re -use m other crimes was Am-ri'-an e.pin' s to have tlie. right s wliCthei they I nforttmat-ly ' ho ) ! . t v o tneued into e (Vjtlli- elicut I-eg-.ed the recent bill. Withhold Decision on Eclectic Doctor's Bill S'arutoi'd. May &. Ce-mpcrarotifn I'oiunii'isioner K. T. Buckingham of l-irielgeport yesterday afternoon re i rved his decision on a bill for $o0 offered by Anthony Cameo of Stain ford, en .-eclectic physie-ian, for at trii.iir.t Anthony C'himbole. The bill va tippi'sc-l by the Tr; suranee -pinpary on the c Ciirnpo was not, a regula ' ph'sieian, The cuninis : serve d hi decision lint' P. -Mi ', el-rs lu- rround that i licensed shiner re aper Cam pos appeal had b"en disposed ot n tl'.e supe rior ceiurt. Commercial Treaties With Spain Renewed Madrid. May The eomtn-M e-ial tr- i rrtooKiN( i. 1 PoI'v'f Mother. -1' a w Saw the tears the bride w ding. "Why ehou'.d Lucy cry'.'" si "My, h-v eyes were just as r Polly answered with a smile "I spread or.iotts in the aish Bel li. I Poiiy, leatiimg how to sew, I Couldn't seem to make it go; i Prick- d her thumb and broke her ' thread: j Final!" gave up mid said, i "If I'v e little ones to rear They'll go naked, Mother d"ar." Frances D. Slack. led the latunhiy 1 to 22. 'hnpsoii for I he The Frnklin &rf de-fe-; Church streets at I we ball afternoon at I'e:lt Swamp, : Freddie Ward and Johnnie were the efficient battery J-raiiklin .streets. The High school baseball team defeat,,, Holyokc, l"-n, at. Electric ITeld Saturday afternoon. Tim visl- ' slic.fl-1 tors have defeated Trinity and Arn jhers'. and (he locals fee proud, yet said; I "iy m gate receipts were taken REGULAR MERCHANDISE at Substantial Reductions FOR DOLLAR DAY One lot of Women's Patent Strap rumps, tQ were ?6.7." and S7.')0 Dollar Day )eJ0OJ One lot of Women's Black Satin Pumps, dQ Qf? were ?7.r0 Dollar Day j)U,OJ Women's Gun Metal and Patent Colt Punip? low and Cuban heels, were ?6 Dollar Day Women's Patent and Gun Metal Pumps, medium heel, were $7 Dollar Day Women's Tan D'Orsay Pumps with front ore, were $8.50 Dollar Day One lot of Women's La France Brown Kid Oxfords, were SeS.OO Dollar Day One lot of J. & T. Cousins Oxfords, were $10.00 Dollar Day One lot of Women's Cantilever Grey Suede J Q "7C and Log Cabin Pumps, were $12.r,0 8 DayipO. I O One lot of Gi owinff Girls' Black Suede Pumps tf A J C 4?Tr OU $6.00 $7.50 $4.85 $6.75 d!" II. Tice in. And tne visitors were paid $12. William I. Martin has purchased Dr. C. W. Clark's chestnut mare, -iS'l1,:. This is one of tiie best bred mares in the city. Henry Capon has been elected second assist tui! superintendent of 1 he City Mission. were $6.00 Dollar Day Misses' and Children's Smoked and Brow n Elk Oxfords, were ?3.-0 and $1.00 Women's Sport Hose, were $l.9."i. Special for Dollar Day Women's Silk Hose. Special for Dollar Day SLOAN'S SMART 78 WEST MAIN ST. $1,69 $1.00 SHOE! Opp. Burritt Hotel i in n rice n aty with Spain has tor a full year, with m.tiuuaf ion in op' iu unless ' ith- r Spain Stat-s gives thre-r of i's denunciation, t- s under the egi'-e- limut r'-ached hm obtain, d ad (he a haulages ac-ord d Great Hii'tiin r.v Sn.-iio in tin r'-cent'y tcuelU'led It e-r b.-e-n ex', lid an imbtinit' 'ion afterw; or the Flip, nietitbs' iie.i The l ni-f -1 pile school his surprise nounced tha: in ent room arm aei-omm oda' and there v golf st-el s a- not to f' S id er tn iy Observations On The Weather V the But w a.s forced his ivsy into the r.ty. The -iy streets of his old home town seemed changed and bo could not find his way about. He went to the Burritt hotel and Wtt 0 surprised at the evidences of moderni'v that pe could scarce ly eat. Later, while motoring out Wefit Main street toward tlie Shut tle Meadow section he became so kewildered that he got lost twice. While in hat section of the ct'y lis noticed the sky-s. raping Chil dren's home atop "Ozone h'ights," and no'.iced how builders we re en gaged even in building up tho -h. et the hill, on land which -was con 'sidered worthless fn he -"as a boy. When st the fo-'t of Arch Stmt he no'n-d mu'li'ude of paw stress tha- did not tv.st m ths pH W- r'v ""' rsirber. s'nd 'n sf'irrs bad tweelttcd tft. tcucn. m h-mand. , ry sma e who benefit pay g enti.ge and ldll'ge kind of do with motoring uarden, oute the i.or ? x' ra .ir ,! pri.pe.i-i" by ilayhgh: a inigiey ' m any port. What hour of .lev fami cs i nnrt : ill' t and '.V V.-dlie.il , .st vv ill j.s, lor Las:- ind W'.. W, dm 'ode May New el n-S'l i,. Fore. Kr.g.utid: day; siigbl- Ire-Sil West V Vo'k: av . slignt- tsh l.oltli- Commend Tenn. Assembly For Rejecting Evolution Memphis. Tonne see c. May r..--Ih out ions eoinmei-'dii'g Oov.tnor Au.stin I'eay ami the Icr-h'atini- of X,-.,nessee for enacting inlo law- a Htl prohibiting the t-chir e-oiutinn in the schoo's iii :ii( w-re pdi.pt. d durii.g yesterday siem of tlie annual .-einventioi' world's Christian Fundament;. ;' 3- boe iil' ion. : The rcs'.luiie.n t-rtned tie ,-ou- tion 1 t-i- r-vv- "lltl.'e ieriMfie- .'il 'I nn- Ctivtian" anarciii.-tn: an 1 peie-ii ria-mualistic. Till, 1DITOHS (.ONSIP SHOP. este relay w- made announce ment of Till". UOOK.MAN I'ltlZKH tor BUST HFMOltOFS I'OKTRTf. A total award of $'J,Vi to be made. J125 for a period from June 1 until Dec. IS; $l-j 'or a period from De cember ".6 to May 1, l"f;6. There will be no change 1n the attitude of the Kditor of TIIK KIN ?HOI' 'o-.varl vcrac. Wo want, as always. the pe.t humorous verse, that which is most rolliikng, has the humorous tuis', nnd combine poetic presentation ih keen values of Jiunior. As always, yon have no restric tions a-, to .subject or treatment. KXCKPT not to writ" titat w hich is tinieiy. ; eiigions, or political. Fur' her ile-talls lomorrow. BLOCK FILIBUSTER of state ses- ' the Till: MtlltTIXti t.OODs COl Mi lt Tough it oh. driffi'h: "That's nl.ou' the saddest looking hud pup 1 ever sa-v." .lohns-in: "Cnr, vo l l.Sam him? H- 's m.'i'ent for a l as- l,ail team that ne ver '' ins." - H. F. Vonnolly. up rt.-, ov - tht eai -I the family tiiik.-r ai" I.OVI IIM'U "1 TIIXA- SOHRY 1 XAMI'II ,.. f the w-ah-st fhi'f ' IV of r, 1 1 y I'l nt time- is t;,i of T- S h.-r in! to , to women one of the co-.e. nnrst ' rue 10 a- t a r, ilea' "hi' ori h ijeinr .-us' . time ut H rnor e is lirianl F'-reason e.irir more tioin niiitic onpoMtion Having b' ' u ,,. n lo aliaiti to mi ,n nbp Con ie em: .-: A consnb i.i.s ccurnd ! vs '.v ith 1 ae , ,' ' ': i - ej let iiri -u lice : l -.t nioriiina uvr Sow Hng- . . i s -r- g- n.-ral in the I mi-lite Atlui.lic and ., Mtc-s and over m- ous ,; ' I soiiliiern A - , .Sul.iiorma! ti m- ,.r s iison of the in, t : i. tic ii.tir in-;r..s- 'ipp-r Mis- I Nsi.-v ' t n ' c e- Snovv h is n...-iii.g at 1 iul.it h ,. r Mh-m :a,i. ,,i -or tins vi.initv . r o r v. i- h l.ffl er i i.o-oihiy tro't lo- Cu O. P. Is Victorious In Branford Election Ilraiitord, May a. Tin urniil.l borough election was b-bl ! iss to lllgll carry out i-ebl at tli" 11 yetorcay witn r.-p'ii.ii--.ing a eh a n . e p. Those were: Warden. J.vviri V. .1. lie Morton: buit-.-ss. .. P. Alfre d And. me t p asur. r. Harold i Ilatoid 'I. llnlduin: I Daniel F. Daly; bailiff. M.-ke-. h I:. Smith, hn Ne.s"r: I'V ii ; cl rU, i-.ilecte.f. William J. t.v miiati. When vou a: ;se. kick about nothing. Then raise oiir band heaven i i promising you' your v He's orders. Then proceed to keep jour child ren nt arm's Jengih. When you g.t to the otllce jump on whtener Jo'-sn't keep busy. Th ut toe e-ed to bend yourself to ,h mmpietion of your tasks. While you're at it do what you can to expand your hia-mces ami stretch a. point if some clerk just happens to do one thing wrong. As r'oeing time approaches run ever what you've accomplished dur- -t-s p'r e tbe Kiel eph . TV' ' ?' Iiuir i It. MUM. IN HAIKANV r.n gina, M iy S N'wfpa- .. I'-y-, lei'ln report one lul- enntr-e kt'lel sv,d an'-'her se. o r - d m ,i f. j'it ne.a r t of ;-; i .lugos'av isn border b'- t v'n mr.gr Mtl Bulgarian troops. i!firs mi x to him: The Polish Jtucice s M. n s asso cia Pi ui will lie Id i's erst annual ban quet ot x:?,i ihe-to' k Tics lav eve ning. May ft. i'l Hie liur i 1't hot- 1. Th" speakers will i.e Lalpli Uonld. setr. taiy of th" fban.hir of 'om iniree. and Paul Fla.-k of Fpring-ti.-'d. Tiiere vil' -.e nrisic and n prcL-ram of rnte-t,,ii.n-eo'. The romniltte e in i ha vie rein-is'; ot lleniv Cie;-ynski. Mw''y .1 Tra-'S hi. V- A f.r-'.-V.r.v 'V i i"f"'r Cie. I.edS-li and Ihtir; Ma.'ev,.-? The if ten nw h,i about ir"e mm he;s. i ing tne in. pa'i.nc lire 11 't thank v day. a' the house, evtrcise your and when ifs tim" to re voar vote' to the ebbs and our stars that you're a!ie, N. M. Levy. The lanwime. "p ayinr golf i said to be heart O'n v mi get along t ad fer th in year" " S'anh-v. "I nnu, lot b U! prired. P daicei-ous enourh when you'- a o ing M,w and ft meeting a )iM Jam en 'he links." J. F. Hoe. Memphis. Tenn.. May 5. Vice President Dawes has in his own hands a ready remedy for fhibtistei-s, one of (he evils he has a.-eailed as rtromot'-d bv senate rules, .Joseph T. Pobiri.-ion of Arkansas, minority seu a'e lea b-r. de-ciared in an ad-lr'ss today before tne Parwood Manulac t ur-i-.s' association. This remedy, he said, is to reverse an o' i ruling of a previous s.-rate presiding ottieer tiiaf a senator is the judge of whether h" i.s speaking to ill question during the debate. "It i not surpri. irig 'hat one pos sessing ti e t.-inp. -rani'mt of ice -President 1 vines should manifest dm-p.-itie-nee to a tilibustrr In de-bate," said Sena'or Hobin.-on. "... No r'nango in the written rub's of the serate is n-y.'Sf. iry to prevent Ir heevant del'a'e. I'ar'ianieiitary pror i'i .lure everyvvh.-re eenteinplates that a speaker shall limit his remarhs to the suh.'oot under consitleiii'ioii. Tiie difficulty grows out of the failure of the presiding officer of tiie senate to enforce this l ill". ".Some y .j-e ago a presiding of ficer he!,) that while a senator must sp-ak to (lie subject, the senator is the sole jmlg-. of when be is doing tha'. . . . AH that is n--.-ssary i.s for Vioo-Pre.-ud-nt Daees 1o -to jowl wliat presiding off te. r.-: in either p:n-iiam.-otary boles do vvlnn a point of order is raised that a senator is , not speaking to the aaiii.it -ct before the senate, i' the point of order should be sueiaiu. d. a majority o'e would be r. (juire.I to enable the s- u a'or to pro.-eed. "W hy should no! the occupant of li e (hnir reveree tlie foolish pree-e-d-'nt r. 'eri' d to and put the onus on the iiri i.-.rii y of the senatP for nn j.fossary delay due to irrelevant de bale; s iong as snyc'iie speaks to (he i-sue initnedistcly under considera tion there can be no t. ibuster in th ,.enw of preventing leg-jilatien which th msjori'y desire to enact," YALE FLASHLIGHT $1.09 Large Size, Nickel Case, Complete with Battery CURLING IRON $1.00 2 Year Guarantee TUNGSTEN LAMPS... 4 for $1.00 23. -10 and 50 watt TABLE STOVES $2.00 6 inch Diameter; Regular $5.00 Value FLAT1R0N $2.95 Regular $1.00 Value TOASTERS $4.00 Toasting 1 Slices at a Time; reg. $8.00 value i BOUDOIR LAMPS.... 2 for $5.00 Regular $4.00 Value. r.e of th dedl(es' r mrme 0" , a th- g afhopper is a puratits csii?l p ' me; mithid. ' 1 Barry 19 MAIN ST. & Bamforth PHONE 250 Ii