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ISfcW UK.TAIJM DAILY HKKA1.U, SATURDAY, MAY 9, 11)23. New Britain Herald HUH A 1.0 ft ' It 1.1 S 1 1 1 N .J COMPANf I I.ilf,t IVuly iSunliiy t: f j 1 0 . 1 Al lUtulJ ill, la., ii; eliui't'li ;St, at'iisc-nii'iioN hatcs U.O Ynr. i:.0D f hi M.inll . VJv. .M.e.'h. EnWrM ' P-t a i Vw nrPrn aa de.-oiut Olnei Mll M.-UL-r, Tri.ITM'A'l: CAM s Pmi'iM t -,:s Lit. '.veil I ;c in .... zi f'. ce'v '- a I " . I" r a' dry. o''r u' I-;.. u i fri-ss ! n"iii a:ivi.'i tuaii to ,l MrmhiT uf lli A.muil(.,l Pr'i. Tb. A .,i In ,1 P; . t. 'a , , , ,.;v liilM ! I ' : '-;.;; . .' Inoi a i !' -I ' , a ' i ,'!(" """I. 'I I t'- j r 1 J new i un; !:,,1 a, MrmlM-r An. lit Hurt-mi of lrriil.il inn. Tl. A. It. ' M n T1 i -. . - i' oii-lv ,' Mltl'h bri,',!;, S Mini I.;i;.,-' . ,e, i,'.,; t :' will a ' I I y b ;. - ,,ia; , .s ,C rlr ii'iM;i. , m; - , .. ,e ..... t:i . v hX 't U!n.( -r., . ,o n ,!1 -"' I '' dirr).if..i :.i :,,. i, ,ih :), ,.hj , lo ul a Ivu; c, : 1, Ti, '!.- ' eg . . . w . ' S .v ? T ...... Siu.irf ; S : .,',;. , N . "a S'.uj.j. Call an Crai. i Or.t-.i :r.l r.-.ft. A T1U F OIWI I1VM op moihi p. s i.w 'l!i"r 'u wl-vh is to i biate.l inmo- now hm ! p.? t ' tender vf s. n'lm-is'ii. I' in a thf j--n r -, '.. p .;.i!ilnn. n: ;v, lav f tun: turr.s to .li.j, nhn a littie t o 1 i : : at us juntln-r's u,. . when tjroat hp.f for j-is f.j.;re Trr rtvr.-ilr.l 1-y i'.e ;t;,;e r,ur. nt, when hi :'.f'f-v."l wrh th ur boundci urnnKhwfnt f,r rlii.'lho.) I tl." wnn.irotw t:. s r ' - ;,;-.. orM that h Jp'.ishtM 'o :c hhn Maybe !!s. n.o'r r r: ( n ;;,::.; "1 i' o bTonio 1 1 . nirini thouirht in tht hearts an.) min is o her cIiiMrn .Junnp th day. JIaybs she has passed to hrr rc-war-l: n4 if this sad n;:mi;in;ion haA romo to hr lif- 's wot-k Iho mpmory of hr unsf :f,sh care wilt b paramount. A mo'hPi' lo-.p ! nf thr pp. ilurins quaii'r whirh do.' not di minish un'i! Jpr ry.'H'l ar prrspod down iiy tlie tnlr hnwl of hir belovd. n;.--ri is r.o'hitiff rompnr ahl to it upon )ii f-arth. And it i.i mrct tiiat thost ho are tii'"' henfiriarifs of S'irh pya'tor! lovo or who kith hrfnr.i thf. last cur tain w--n: down ho:,:i rfl-rt It by tl'.'ir own omoinui, .loin her hieh Mf-a:, unbounded );ope and louns tender caro witlt propCT liv ing and aspirations, and in c?ry ensp justify ti r'atlonsliip. Motlicr'.t Tiay is not wholly c.. brated by the wearin? of (low. rs. It is down in ono's h' ari w!. rn true olisfr'ar.c? mus T.-1 us anarch ourwtvs r,.l ptirc 0':r-p1-3 of PV'--:y tj,o'.!2lit that a d."1 votPd mother could not Know; !rt us dedicate our.'i'.es atram to Uvo and work ar.d play in such man rir that a living mo'hcr i;i not. 1,; frfpved : or which wi.l not corrode the treasured roni'tnlirancp o' one who is prone. r.XTEKS THi: Dl f KRRIin r.vv.Mi x pr.w The deferred payment plan, bar ing cluttered up the streets with half-paid autonin.iic., and b.-itur now an intcfrrai part of modern merchandisiner hi numerous lines, now t'nrea'ens to tueke Its appear ance in civic transactions. With the paosozn of a sp cial act tvy the leciS1 ;i i p. COtr 111! t ' ee On ritls and borou;ii" allowing the , in to carry on t' .mprv.ii.. the 6 year ,l.-'eirf 1 payic-r. pei'.. Jt will- be taken a-hnvor" of by the cry admir.i.ct:'a ion qure rn i lly. The proposal is to ' :;;1-1 a v.- w fire house in the B".'. idero f. ' 'ion. stablish a p trh, ' r ' refrig erating p'ai.t, do v-r.r'.:'- iti.- prOVemerco , s I ' irral -4, f-':,1 liah biiildirEr lines. uttd d , ro 1 work; ar.d ; .. o'' . ." i. V '- ' can i.e 'hr:- o:t 1 '' rr. ; ;,r. - men', pen w. : !. passes bi.l ' i y r- ' -.' out. of con; ?ni" e. The biii tual. r p- -m.. . .' -tit ji.'O r'f f ; .i r. : : for im r-j " m. i v . , ' .!. to the Kftrf lit' -it pi . d.iru 7 t :,t time. Thf p ai ; .'. ;i 1-. tnpes. Oil'' C. ' !; in 1 - ' . Z ' "I , e'' tend to jo- up ) i .; I : : dn.-ys 1 1 .. ;:C :i:;, 1 ly. Th.' ei'y i "e t i.e-v i ;-very-thing, an 1 - e ) t to! rnfnt piaii v. ill i in i' : '" help out :' c- i ? ii '' 1 '' rot In; ).rn-. id' ! . y 1.-" 1- ' the sam- tin, - .e i- ' det.t mucu - nt i-' i 'ci BUrfac-p. Put th. r It ...ii:','' BhouM rialiei that t' r c- : r.. f ! ! for by a tr. - al !'. :,') ' plan mit 1- . . n' -in H : ; j ; ;. . the sam.. It sonc'inni- 1.. :.. to buy on the d.-f-rr. d ,ii ' plan but too much of it :.' e -obligations that have a iu; :!:' ' become mi' roils at ciitirn; m-nc i 's The bill wiil a k 1 ' i r u- -oi the city wlicn it I- f-ri ! '' the pri .-! nvh-r it ' ) I be abusi il. Sp i i,M tn; riicn. v ,. , ! .s vasiicul und' r il, d 1 i:-'' ; ' m-iit fdan as i; i, . t p u i cash Ininp."'. 1 THI. I'l t I I I l! N Mil N It Ml Mil IIDN T'he i '.(in ll.ul I'icllic r.ilin.iy Is :li,. most ..t,.i,. i.iilway proi 1 I" v on .-.u' l. It , ', nds tr.uii 'lie Atl.m'ic to tli,. r.Ksir-v onus and i. pi r ib'S ..in" iM.Mis h o t , 1 s, cud !".ts on I, m!i tl,,- .ti,i!i"c ,,n. il,,. I' i , i ,i, i : . i I in i;, u ' r.i . . ; lint;-.' ' 1 , ill 1 a 1 :' w i rou n 1 tie- ' , ,1 on 1 '' ! 1 1 in I ' ti r'c . .s.ds a i .1 1 1 an. in I mi ' p on i '.in. cli. in ic,r! pi-,ip. r ' I 'tit" 1 inie. Iii addition, ' .. I., i'l did III ,h ll :l . -plug :i ll 1 din: c ' :il .Hid builds il. o u uui.-lli , s. It is iillndy f.,,l;-Mis. 'ci : l ; :i r,d h . I n a pr, '.-p. rniis i "i'1 1 ..V fr i: :. r.iTi'r. ;J' "ck ' c' 1 rs '.a , I..., n ..TiiM,.inn lo i'i !! a 1 11 p.'!' c ut r,'i urn. T'i.t; i. !U nil. r... id in th. I nit- J l'.'l . , :, 1, ,,, iy in,,, jl ji, t. ..' 1 1 f "ii .ml! .ii.-s ' in He- i '''in limn Ii- .i, urn- M.iiHmr'l 1 , v 'ijin, "id v i ui, -I ' . I'd acrns I li.i "in.! I-,, a nd m ' ;- ' t I "i runk 'in.'.s ' start in iii i ldl' w . s.n.J v ::.d to : li" '.i, i'.e. 1; th, re w re A no 1 1. ii. i a i re id nt;i x:u:g at !'...;'. .ci aiil V' i,'Iii:k to San h'ran. e'e''' ..'I" 1.'" .I1L', 1 S, il O'lll Ci'tn- I'll" in .a .t v, ,i I, ii.,. i',, radian I .' c -; Ic; m ii t ii.-:;, in order to i ,"i a;!-. U!l,r: ... llu In ' :: tl'ans ; er' V'"-! indus'ry, it wenid liae to . " : 1-: ;;,'!' Jn aJ h.fSv 4'1 lv an i ;,ii' ra on Loth o, e.,i.s. TT : I'nnadia'i l'a.'ilic is a privatv v icvne. sys'. ni. run tor prolit. No ec." dnu'i cs that i' is aio run In the ..: r, st of the public. No one doubts i ale ry and illiULticss to pivt' is qood a service as the trallic de ma" Is. No one in Canada r.irai'ds it in any other light thai, pardon able pridp. Hut Canad.-i ulso has a Rovrrn :tie nt-owne-l line, the Canadian Na 'ional railway. M'-sr of it is what was formerly the Llrand Trunk sys tem. I; has 1.. '. ii a inoncy-losing proposition for a lonff time. Last y. ar its ijoiicit was $r,fi,T" 7. 4 1 . Its Hiv are also extensive, and Include the Central Vermont In Ni-w Eng land u n .I on this line t,,-re was a dellcit of $,s;iT,oii; for the year. It also includes tuicdi lines of the Grand Trunk as v.end into Mi-hi-2tnn, 'ifh a ii'i'' in'o Chic.ico. In tins f.speet i; .iirr.ru from lli- r'a nadhin I'a.'ilie, tic. hi!'- r h;r :i,p no lints in the T'nit 'd Unites. Throughout much o! its frri'ory tic I'.inadian Naticnal rninp. t. s wi'h the Canadian 1'iieific. Some of I:., comp.'titlon is jeL-arded as "wa.-. fuh'' Hut while the Cana-ilati r.icific is enabi. d to pay a hand some dividend while eouip. ting, "he iroven.ment line si. ndi'y !osm 'liniiy. W It at 1.) do'.' t! at is tbe .;il.'l,,n up !': '."I'lii iii Th'O b'a- ill hat; l'n. -if:- pas !'s lav i'-mi''-;y and rit-x it trait " vnaby a.s proinpi'iy; the Canadian Natioi;-:', tnere'y forces the o. ''nir. i;t to 'iiii' io''-n In'o its j' ans t'i t'c - ' '''-' h',-0 deth its. I'. must be fe-f' , ' a; 'i.f Grand Trunk was to ' 'c.'h r ul paylnc proposition heicre tbe . eram.'ut took i'. ov r. It r.. 'C't lies paid enoueli dhah'nds to make a noise about and the (p-vronvnt took it ov.-r partly V'-rmso tie: .'tocl;hold'"rs n . t " Vinra."d o'.'-r 'he ilnpecunlous Sli b''ii. Now there is a p an 'o nt u'e'-a-ruate the f'airidirni J ' n - j t '; r and ";e Canadian Na'ini.;,!, It w.ci' 1 1' a nic t hinir for 'he Jnti-r to 1" -.'ip ! vrl-. tv,e prosperous line, V; 'i . .;c . rr mr lit wutiel h" icnih:.- n r iii ir e, .-rum. "t-.-'.."tee !!. d ii'''' 'o a pr; . ai e r on pa uy and t; i. - a : '. : ; in so.-n.tmr a h prr..i, !. rnnr.r.po'v. ;. nnre P. Graiiarn. r,'..' -r r,' ral'tvas of f'a 'inla. '! rar'iem. 'i' the cot . riini' i.t si-' c i 'ore trikme .a-i acion ''et " : 1 sbn b. ';. c; nf I- in of i'.' m lies in tn" cur;.' , on. TV- i d i oi'licu n o' -b ,i pr. s. j ,: ' !.,: 1":, I N. 'A II,, . I. ; as I 111 v, a . , .- to t .' ' ' '' ..;; bl.l '. -p s a r su t o' ,. . T.;e ' '. I ' 11. has be. -. n g ,ai r y is ..r.d 'he pi"V i .u h .i b.ojs io s i all mo:, y i- - .1 pl...'l e y ! pi' -:' llf.K? P 'I' ,.y tne '-'.-i.li'ti-.- ball III' 1- all ' ,r.c tl.'- i.a'ic", a -!:' il, s- ' " ,i ii. T :. 1. ,i. 1 a .a'g" pr ,poi of the Ni'lllcrn thus lured have lni n A mcrh-.'iii larnu vs. Meimwhllo f.'a nadiaiiH in the urban ('cntiTi go to the 1 nlliil Slates in lartfi. Humbert.. Hall Ilic poiula'lon of Iii-lroil la sai l to be eompiniij of tonmr I'n na Hulls. In spii,- m 1 1, i iToil, of the l',i. ! na il, in Paciiic and tin- govcrrim-nt i the piipiilaiioii ec I'aiialii ri'iuains' I. -- ' ban 1 a, .'.in. i, a, I f, wit people I ' a in IP c in N. w York slale. ; It 1 1 1 M MIDICM. kis mi l, T'i ' b jti.-l.it :v judiciary commit -t I .r, in- am. . I iipmi a revamp-' " I iii. ilical pr.a'in-,' bill, diiwlisstiill ! in :l" iu'c ii.t' ui'a'ly cin'crs upon! lis dill ei'iiu'.' iMinpar. .1 Kli the j ei c r ' nian l jury" bill. Th.. clib-f Oil!' ai Is nd..uii.i!e.y K'at. il by II. .' Waierliury lb publican when il lavs, "Th. u b u.b uey of the regular 'ic'diea! scho.d to eoiillol thi.s board ' would In in u i - li vv.ak.'i' than i:s l"i: 1. uey to conlrol the board that' the nr.. ii I jury bill would have set j up. ' i'ii pn liminary iew the ic iv hiil .sc. ms much more aec"pta- , bb li. ii, t 0 t'rst Olle." 1 Tin Hart fori Times, or. the otli.-rj blind, ink's the reverse view and' 'hmks Hie j,, w bill Is not as eft'ee. i live a (tuardiuii of tin- public intcr ,'ic a.s the original luil. The TTiu. s was in a minority ligardiUK the original bill, inliantly holding to i'S' irun.s diirinrr the general n'Uek against It throuuhout tlie state anJ still holds fast to t ho original idea. We orivc w ith the Wa'erbury Hi publican, which in a compr- h''ii sive f.liional articl.. analyzed the utw bill as folio'.TS. "Th.e medical piaiiice bill upon which the iegi.-lai iv uidi.iaiy eoni iiii'tee ).as aitr- d is obv iouslv de signed to men-! tlie c . n t 1 ii 1 1 atb-iek upon the oriqii.al "Brand jury" bill on Hie ground that it would dis criminate apainst tlie 1 sser schools of the h'-alinc an. Tlie new bill do-s not abolish the present x- . nminini; boards of th.e six schools now licensed to practice in the slafe, bm simply creates a preliminary ' c'.aminiiu; board of ilii'.-e lav men to pass upon the fp.ni.ral uuadliei!' ions of applicant.s for medical he uses. Alji.licaiits stieecssful in pnsMuir this ' xaiiur.alioii would be passed along' tu one or another of the six beards for ( sanunai ion in the theories and' pn, of some particular reiiooi. board that would be ereat"d tew bill would have iriucli .vr tiian that which th" ury Idl! would hove .st.ib- I' would not have the l'-g-r.or jicensing powers ' tl:.' P1 grand lisii. d isativ board con' em pla'cd by 'lie earii'T bill, lis iii-uib. rs could not l. .. x-pi-,y.-i( ian.s or gov rning ollieia's of iiospitais. The tendency of tic- !"' tiiar im '..eai school to control this board vvoiili be mu.'h weaker than i's len b ni'V o coii'-ol the board real t,h.- gland iirv- . ul would liave We thii.K i' is open to U.vi- ir.y so ' ii board can be (s ) I., la s- '1;.- medical s!an i "is fun with any jess !.-, I. - i ; !. of the minority !' an n oubl b? created by , "nsi: his h- rnne;,; it s. -s era 1 f d'C li lt s' t : im';" r of Go-nmeree opoed bill b. cause ; .'an.ia.rd of gen ii. an a high school eijiir. a!, tr, because ;de ad Hie sul.j. cts cd iiin ntaliy nee enia! bill, and !" s t o aiipropriat ion, te t; advice for Hie objections we think eh o; iini.ncial pro- Kird' work is le st ird. we think, has o laise the medical s'a'e much iilujv" , '. Tor instanc, it t the board would to ib i, -rmne what eboiild be recfjglllZ- i'i apjeieacts for ulat. . That, w Oll'il S ' I " p ' 1 O I ISie sea' en ii or its 1,0'. in- ; r:i as fi Tie :r prno. el hi in , falcis. a iv lull I thru, th- tu-s' 25 Years Ago Today From Paper of That Dal ; .eniison, l-;nl;i., Myci-eon, . .v, M. P.. i'oai-.Jicaa, Mil s. W. I". i 'U-:l, A. ! . v. o. 1 1. liar', W. II. ,v. i.. ; ci; c. 11. H. Mai.-"!, ! - .1; ib.b. -' W. A!i- ; c-- - p. t-sons In n.g -y Molt-. by ; a v v t 1 .. .I-:-' a,,';: 1 tw- a t .-I;.; .Jim .i.-rti-i.. T'o - I.- 1 '; " ,C, 1,1 v, Ci' . . I. , a V Wl I pi'. lo ll IC V - V'..' r'.iL' an i I 'i'.nl ' ." i p.t ely has i .-'.i ii. 1 l :', :u tl. mi'oinobii, i'.l-el,. po,' Jim I. lb is - . ii a ')' "ini -Ol'. i ' ., b ' -. j or 1 a : - ow a- I s . r. , .;. en i F.u inington lay. l ie-.' ,,.c the i . : -. i a i " is :cC e,, ' m i : , : ;o bil;, on Wash - ' -IiIot roe. afl-'l : b I" . Lawsnn. , i. p: .imm. i m i. . . . . ' ' i .re-n, lib: 1.- '- i' ii; i.!'i", rf; Granam . I-., ; . urns W--; '' l. g ui." ;.. st -rday when a a i d o'i?. his th te ll. i: ' ' .. nrin claim- d t in lb- raine," as,! ' b.iiu a e -oi ' oy the I ', ), -, C. e, ' .... j M - '1 '1 i" Mr. i'i'1 Mrs ll I I--T . ic! j 1. jlo.tne Murllmei' Hhielrs, Leslie .ludd und Harry T'hoinp.Hon, local polo players, an iv eil home from KiiKland last niltlil. Tbey report Hint Ihey wore ' II used abroad and plan to no niiain next acusoii iiiul visit London nd 1 1 mm. K. W. Mchifllz wan uinoiii Hum. i sllbpoeliaeil In I lm cnso of tlie New Hrl'ain KnllllliR Co. nualnst Hie Wln.-'iil lliwiery Co., but I lie matter was s, Itle.I out ol court. A Hurry parly or lull. si from V.i lb nt Hive, 1 H. T. M., went to rialnvilk.. lact niKht und visited Mr". Jesse Atwat. r, inrnn idy Mi.s lies.. I'usui of HiiA city. There iv. re I" in the ptirlv. Mr. and Mrs. Aln-Hter were presented Willi u handsonie hull rack. The first Joint ini I of Hie cycling season will j held at tho V. M. C. A. Tin sday i wnlnK nip vlsitom an p.cied t rum mirroniidlng placci, Tu.. ref rcsluiicnt eiuiinintee consistK uf K. II. liray, i. K. Wtovenn ami IMward I,. Mor.y. The )iro(,'rani l.s in rliui-i,'.' of V. H. I.athnin. Charles llossberi; and "Charles I. Freeman. Hleycle racks are beimr raiahlldlied In the rear of the Hemlrlek prop, er'y; the wheelmen have li"i di d a convenience of this kind. Facts and Fancies l!Y llllllKltl ((t II. I. EN In the old ,b,ys only a loose 'Oman e,p. tipl,!. Med, i) r.-ion: l'aint henrt ne'er . tr aped fair lady. W I, "on;e,l lawy rs may he a nee. -ssit y. Sy many elb nts need that kin 1. If the navy can't briiiR down a flyer, the army can. Ask Mitchell, lie knows. Po'-'ry couldn't survive without love, bm otherwise love is a blame ! . p-iseloll. Il'i-' in-'S always invite .-x'rcni' s. W hen a Hum g.-s tight his mom Si p. ts ioou'-. ''rnic, lilr.i'i.' 1 i ,; ileal ion is J,, kind yon Set wlo n you as a :ra( tic cop. I'eace pi-ins; Agreeing to make lt I'i'es "i a cln rry and not to ruM't a le b;li bor'fl bite. "l-'or-e cm change, but no' lie s' toy; si- thing always r-. mains'." What about la.si month's salary'' a ui' jp.s o; getting out. into 'if fresh air, a car affords an ex cellent means of caiing dus'. Americanism: Trying your darn l'.1 to t'aink a thliiB naughty be-c-,iice ;):. lac- says il is. Tl,.- stn'k exchaiitr-'. is a good thine. No t.llmg what those fellows w ui I i,.. (biii.g if ti,. y weren't ganiolii-.g. You can't form a virile thirl I-ai 'y in a laud wh r' almost every, ho iy is ;r; ing 'o k. . p thin. Parents are people who W'-ifry h. eaus.' lo- kids are about w hat t iKy were al. th it ago. ... le : u.- li ai k i , ... j r.u- ,oi .. , rii.se. m-iibs K'.'ii n.i'if'.ty magazines won't noeepi n,s if , . v al... ,,,,nl0. sraphi-, rrogt. ftt: . te I bOl-taiil .-lOeilCi to ;,. Iti"n: at r,i. ;, s. no' to n ed the -'Mi'.- 1 M r. ' Ml" Itfil P on. i. a b r is g -'. a' . ' e p.r i-e.-ob i j. !' O, posit .);-. 'ion Hies- Jn. v ,th y r aa , j :,., .,!. Tuoi. L.r.in sti" ) . ! i.atuial: b we I' t v ' l,l;u, ., i' u i., as w ia, v.- ! n ...J . : r ;l.an s'id luok 11 t " I.. a- and t 11; ti I b :.!- a i: i. - oi;.-l ' io 1 KM'I.CT I lll l I (l;is .hi , s. li ,'d i.- . Ma v : A j.esibl, r.-.tllll.e ,11 Fo i 1 a'Co;,:- ; ; . s it, M H- i-is.ppi is - bv an-oirobbe ,,K, n's as a : i;!t ,,f a suit l y W. .. Mbi. r, -a-' i v . ;, ;,, ; i . ti I o i c V " '""I in peiaiilc s f'...i, f'i,. li, Mol'-r ,.i,L- " ' "t ..' . rioi- W. 1. I '. I ' , ',:',. a '. .). .,'. r h' r- a I el ' 1 1 . '" b ' -1 , ' M lie , ex pl sse I .; .lib! - i i,i . r j a ore Ford e.arswoijbj ; i.ii- ;.e 1 Missi.stlp. Jii Uhti! lb' e-'fe t.s , re, fie, J Storks ef ;. aritiiii i i' s w , .-. sai l 'a be iow. Mi"r s-,.v o i-'-a ' a ; Cord ma - . hl,o s i.o-v la e ,,. . ; , am. moil cariie'-s o' lb,, v'a- Th, s jll t. ,ii,, rn - J .'.,..,;, '.I S :i;i fold d'nb rs in a!:s-i;--ap; i aad l aiii-.' r i.'.!t... . n-fh whb-h they do busn-s- 'I'-.- ii V .'om P'aiid avows t int - ,.;'trc's .r'-r'-d into I,, 'Wef., ti,f r..rd ,.,ne, ii, and lis 'lorj; d- ablS op'!-!'--, "a r'-Straitl :rade. and patticu a-lv Is directed at aa Hgr- in. of T.xir.e the re-sab pri" ,,f Fords. si ii im: t ham am Tonal elou. M.,y '. - Jam.. M. Ha'l--.' 't I ab.,'.' 1". cmtiipt. , SUb id" '; v b it .;il it .' i,s- If at bis ' oofarn at p.. i no :..k. . His body Wai to ll this mo; I i,. A brOtliM o' 11,.' ,,. . . ,,s. I . oin ra f , I si, aid. c e' i v i " ai ,' e i . e n i ; , itb.g gin I b ss ti. ii , no i i 1 ! funchop 1 CjAXSON P3XHAI1 JUBBi U sunny luari Klic spoke. I'ralseil his liuninr oiery way All hi. did wns toll ft Jckr That ho rend hero yralerdav! tjualillrsl llleanor; "I ruilly don'l Hrblpe." lr,. fl,r iTivisllnc; "You'd Ui-l'leru' Chili thn." njoy our , CONMXItVUOX I (Hy Wlllard C,. Hoouk ) I've looked throueh liooks of larn Inn. With iniiliiluht oil atill burnliiK, To tlin! fconie truth concerning A problem of great weight; ' If you are no Romancer, And know Die proper answer, j You Rhould tell what you can, sir, To set tho whole world straight. ' r.iolORists for agee, i And other kinds of bikics, ! Have spent their time and wagea i I pon till puizle dark; i Kor life would be much better, And everyone be debtor To him who broke this fetter That's held us since the Ark. i So, while I still nm living, Instead of foolish ilivving, . My life I shall be giviiiR, ; With purpose deep and lirm, , To charing up the wrangle Arising from this tancl": ; ".Iiit what kind of an angle Is in an angle worm?" Pal's lAyln' Pat! I.i.zy (from downstairs): "Hreokfast is ready, Pat. Are ye up?" Pat (from under bed covers! : "Shure Oi'm up. Te don't sco nio down there, do ye?" P. K. Montgomery. The Spice of Life It's all in the viewpoint what you g'-t out of life. Take for example the simple sound T. To Junior it la iin-rely a letter of the nlphaliet. To mother it is something to drink. To daughter il is an afternoon party. j To dad it is a little pile of sand with a golf ball sitting on top of it. Mrs. Frank H. Cawker. Anil Who Is There Who Would Sny He's Wiring A little city boy nf my acquaint ance was offered a chance to spend a week' in the country but refused. Coaxing, phading, and arguing brought from him nothing but the stubborn answer: "No country for me." "Put why not?" I aske.p "I was told they Jiave thrashing machines in the country, and it's bad enough here when it's done by hand." -- Howard C. Jacob. l.ltsi;s M HEVKltsrs 4 Some .More 1. volution Heredity's funny As you wiil agree; A soda man's girl Made a Pop oula mo! Mary A. Curtis. City vs. Country . Tlie farmers spend their time and dough To driv e away that pest, obi crow; i The city slickers spend their jack i To try to bring the Old Crow hack! j l.clloy W. Paine. i A larnaril Tragcd) I "Fr'tty U'ugli job weeding that j coi n pn'cli. What sort, of weeds are : asies' to kill .'" ask' .) young T'omp- ! kins of Fanner Jones, as he watch- ' i 1 hlm at his work. ; "Widow's, weeds," replied the '1, inner, on have only to r.ay: 1 Wilt hou '" and th'y w iii." - Mis. iienuis Condron. : tine Woman lb r skin Is toft an I creamy but sic takes more inter, st in the com-' pi. ioii o; her friends' love affairs, j Hi t te. ;li ate peariy white end even but takis particular pleasure in biting jests, i , 1 1 r di-.-ss-s are magnificently; shovv - but she clothes her remarks ; in most pinuiUr language. i II. r f". t are the daintest but .she, rid.s roiigh-slK" over all of her suitors. II.T tresses are kept d.-hghlfuily wavy lout she is more busy combing th" 'lay's new.-, tor a bi of .scandal. H-r sal. as wer" p' th'- costliest ; hot she ,a Sij,,. i0 rii1, nil. fur the wrong wy wl.-n she mccls anyone' SI)'- doesn't Ilk1'. j lb r form is porf..rt but site is in ' lerri.c hap. tor a woman's work en. ra: i hing - Judith Bend- r. The Fditor's Gossip shop ". -S' remember thai everything in v.r form will be considered ';itii e for the Pookman Prize. That means 'lint ev.-n a Wild Wilin vi,'i may write will be con sidered slons wrh any "4 line t.a t ii-e m rw v.. hi'-h gr.ieuii a day's Fun Shop. I 'o lot foil;.', this week-end. to app y your tabn's to anything humorous, he j' m rse or jokes. Do vonr I-'iin Shopping early! P.. al hi. price. Im' ihems. h . s ing .pin-'ss is ciirap at any some j.eopl. nearly kill 'rving io g-1 it for no'h- THI. MtMC liFPAKTMI.NT H"ni Artist XI urn ,: "Tin- pro!, ssor said he just couldn't help beim: a musician." ' liorni'ny: "It rainiy would, i av I', a toniish for him tn be any thing else wh.-n he mana?,, to cul tivate sin h unusual ban. A WniidW ' Is tha' a good doctor ! I think lie) nt 1 1 I nmmtmimmmmnnmti -THE OBSERVER- Makes Random Observations On the City and Its People mmrnwtrrmmuuamtammtmtnmuma:mu;:-::.73:untmttntm nen (iovcnior Trumbull lejallie.i changes In the cliiiiloi' of tho City of j.Ncw Pillaiu udvocatej Iiy Iho re I vision committee and Henator Kd iward F. Hall, the illy will be with out a body to act an a chock on do board of flounce und Inxullon and ithu coin mon council. This Is the first llmo In the city's ! history that the old town meeting or soma similar body lias not been a purl of tile system of government. The common council will, under the aini-ndod charter, have entire any, New Britain will occupy a unhiuo position in this respect among the municipalities of tho atato. Tho idea of city meetings has been abandoned by comparatively few cities, mid of those who come in this category, many have initd" provision for ape. cial elections on big bond Issues, im port public works and In fact on al most every extraordinary expendi ture. No such provision has been mado In the amendment now before the governor for approval. Tho budget will be prepared in tho usual manner, the bonrd of finance and taxation holding hearings, send ing its recommendations to the com mon council for approval. Instead of referring the budget to a city meeting or a city meeting board, tho council will in the future take final action. The same condition will lie trmt of bond issues and special levies. Several years ago the city meeting developed Into an tinwloldly body and on many occasions a very unruly one, particularly during the last yuigley administration and the first part of the Curtis administration. I'he charter revision committee took cognizance of the situation and pre- pared a resolution creating the city meeting board. This body was to be made up of IM representatives from each wind, eight of whom would be elected annually for three year terms, the common council and lllll.ll .11111 .Members the board of finance, elected to this body showed such a small degree of interest that there was danger that Its decisions would not. he legal and binding In the ab sence or a uuorum, which condition has been true almost from the start. Aiier tne charter revision com mitlee had completed Its work Son- jntor Hall added an amendment to!The old temple to Jupiter has boor, 'eliminate tlie city meeting board be- j sold to a Priton, who intends to erect j cause of the lack of interest and the la modern apartment block with hot committee on cities and boroughs j and cold water furnished on tu" in approved. Istant hy African slaves, syToclal win It was supposed by many interest- !dows for throwing out refuse, extra ert in municipal doings that the : large torches for beating, and a amendment would bring about res- - chariot stall for each suite, toration .of the old town meotinir An Athenian syndicate has pur- Ibtit announcement was made yes- it-rday that that bodv, too, is to be 1 a dream of the past. ; into a temple of pleasure. The latest The charter can be amended only ' plays of Seneca will be produced every two years and even If the , there, and the comedies of Terrence electors, are pot content with the and Plautus will be revived. New placing of such sweeping powers In ' Pompelan mosaic scenic effects will the hands of tire common council j be used, while the stage will be they will be powerless to act until , lighted by batteries of the latest high 19-7. ! power pitch candles. Slave girls in I'senii-mllltary trappings will act as In th.. Windsor publican ral this v. nt that Frank- Ib aly of Locks is not on the 'Re. ticket for Attorney-Genr-! next election, and that 1sian' uormr.R in price nun. u... , ighly probable, for four years iB consider...! a long, long time for anl1"""'1"' up ",n" " om'" n , I'"; at.i.rncy.general to consent to hold ! E",linS for "0,"'"i ,hn' nniount. and office. faioHtv.ir.3,t, riPnimin ,i then paying for their purchase. ling Jumps into the lime light for that position The New Pritain Judge is fast j making friends at the Capitol, all of , v horn agree that he has a brilliant 'future before him in state affairs. i O' course. Speaker Pnrble of the Inure of reprc'-ntatlves is another possibility for the position, ami the Ftornbaek supporters will have to use rare judgement and the wisdom of a Solomon to choose between the two. Anyway, penitimiti Ailing hns a lot of friends who hope that he will be , lace,! on the ticket for Altornoy g. neral should Frank IPaly decide not to run. If the Observer were asked to write a social Item about Mr. T. Plumber O'Gordon's horse winning a blue ribbon al the Hartford hore show, h" would go about It in this fashion : "Not to bp overlook'.!, was the two year old saddle bors" of T. l'iumbor O'C.ordon nunied, "Puke of old a girl has w hen could cure the you asl; her to sing." -Richard Land. ; ... 1 FnouU'i - Fnoiigh Friends know 1 like chorus singing; I think human voic-s great; j oft I've set the vr'kln ringing At a most, decided rale. If I go to any m eting , Soon we sing "Sweet Adeline." Or the public's ears we're treating To the good old "Auld Lang Syne. " Put I Ilk" all things in keeping, i Thrre's a time for everything; ! When I'm in my lied and sleeping I I don't want to hear folks sing; Always it awakes me, cursing. When at midnight some gang go' s 1'vv my domicile rehearsing On "My Wf-hlld Irish Hose." Walter C. Culler. Not lo lie .lolllrsi i tor:-"Don't let the canned of your neighbors get on your s. Conditions are I i It ly to be nor Patient: --"Ti worse with in at hand." ev 1 sure to be ii-vv indovv season P.en.iamin T. High. 1 ml Hair.M "I understand that fel low upstairs who's practising on the flute a'l the time la a struggling vour.g musician." I.,l: 1 can ten uu u me " " r manage to lay hands on him ins struggles wil be over." Marv Schipper. li-fi marriage he bol ls her on his lap. Aft.-r marring, mk- no r ;y si'.s on him. i.pytighi. ll':.'.. P' pi lolbbbb tl). ituimuiuiiiiiiiiiitttiiiiiiiiiiiit) Uagdad" nee "Connecticut-North Carolina Kddlc." Scattered through out the tastily decorated boxes was the elite of the county, fo say nothing of the slate. While the class ical orchestra plaj'ed "Ttlrdles and Huttereupi," the "Puke of rtagdad" trotted In, One could almost heat the cadence of the horses' hoofs with one's foot so prettily did the "Puke" keep tlmo to tho music. Other two. year olds came and wont, but our own "Puke" won premier honors, due to the careful instructions, no doubt, which Mr. O'Clordon gives constantly to the "Puke's" trainers. Mr. O'f lordon married a New York girl, a Mabel M, McAllister by name, who, 'tis rumored, was the belle of the ball wherever she went In the gay eighties. The O'Oordon's have two debutante daughters. Alice and Phillls who graduated lat year from Cornwnll-on-the-Hdson and have Inst returned from Palm Peach and Hot Pprlngs to spend the summer months being kissed by the cool breezes of Inverness, Scotland; Thy plan to return home by the way o 1 .0,4.1011, Paris. Madrid. Home and N'l'r "b'Oordon Is a prominent club member, locally, being a momb'r nf all local banks, Christmas and aca- iinn clubs as well as the Citizen's Coal Club of this-clly From the Home Pally "tub" of something. A. V.: c..,,ition In real estate here has reached such a point that out cries are being made against the ,,oom because of - tho depression ...mm, will follow, and the Senate 'would undoubtedly take action In this r-spect were it not for the tact ! t hat the senators are tne i mc. of the ,,iir The old resiueiim city, especially, deplore the present state of affairs, as the purchasers miniv foreleners from Caul, 'uiu in,.,.".. " . i Prltaln, Hispanla and Gcrmania, an. It is felt that these western '". northern F.uropenns should be pre vented from obtaining a stranglehold on Latin soil. Sites around the forum are being transferred with lightning rapidity, und soon the old temples will give way to more up-to-date apartments. ! bath houses, theaters, and circuses. chased the ancient home of the Ktruscan kings and will convert it ' an'' a high-class lute and lyre orchestra will be secured. "" outskirts of the city, .ots ! dawn and vice-versa, ami m.inv are ; Vln n,, i'ii.) m Iia rustic has gone to sleep a poor farmer and awakened wealthy land baron. huccesstui speculators are staging shows at the Coliseum, while th" Tiber river Is choked with tlie bodies nf early sell ers and there is a superabundant de mand for Egyptian asps. The senate has entered into the thing with great spirit. Already, it lias bought the province of Pontus by paying a pretender to murder tlie king, it has sold several undiscovered islands to Phoenician sailors, and the llyrian senators have exchanged their mountain homes for a majority of votes. Of coure. there are the usual number of dupes. A ll"lv.tian. In all good faith, purchased the coli seum yesterday and tried to chance the program of the show. Hp did: Hp mad.- such a nuisance of himself I bat a boxing match was delayed while h' was fed to the lion-. And a trusting soul from the wilds of Dacha paid four thousand drachmae for an estate one hundred miles west of Home and all the livestock thero on, only to tind. upon s'tiiing to the , spot that the livestock consist. , only of deep-&o;i lisp. Public commendation is duo the fraternal Order of Eagles for Us public recognition of Mother's Pay, a day which should be set aside tn the loart of ( very man as a time dedlcsle.l to honoring the mother who is living or recalling the mother who is only a sweet memory. No other fraternal nnranizntlon of such importance or which embraces such a large membership makes a na tional observance doy of Mother's Day. It is left to the IhigU s to take the lead in this respect and thry have not failed in their duty. If is not becans" New Pritain aeiic has arranged to hold a ban I concert at Walnut Hill park tomor row that we pause to pay ttibute to its membership. We like the thought behind It and we are confi ib nt. tint the public will appreciate it too. The Frat. rnal Order of Eagles Is a thoughtful society, it thinks of the welfare nnd happiness of others. It has been instrumental in bringing the desirability of old ag pensions to the fore and in other ways it has proved that its chief aim In exist once Is not to have a good time, but to serve where it can serve ,est. in promoting tlie best interests of man kind. Having purchased a new car, we proceed to read about all the famous cities and points of interest about xh(, ,.0,mtrv. Af,,,r a conscientious tind thorough search through the various guide books, histories and novels ot local cojor, we tind that we have no ne,I fur such a trip, as 'we now know all about these places. i In fact, we have gained 111" follow ing Impr. ssions: IPi-t.ili The s date homo of . .n- is. rv itive ra.lt'-ali.m j.e-op'e.1 . nnr. ij b fui'-ij-n' rs and Negro- s whose in- oeatort came ov er on tht Mayflower, on of the most beautiful sights is Faneutl hall, bean factory. The Hunker Hill monument, Irom - the top of which beans art dropped lu ascertain if they ha-o tho proper specllla gravity, siands on (he alt ot the Old North church, in the towci of which Paul Kevere hung tu Tories, one If by land andtwo If lo tea. To get to any particular plac the newcomer la to take the first turn to the right, full into tunc. , and trust to th provldenco whirl guided the Pilgrim Father. Motor lets must drive slowly to avoid run nlng over by Paul Itcvcro, New York A European city will a small American colony. Tin Hutch bought Manhattan for thirt cent, which is now tho price of n glass of water at a swell restaurant. Robert Fulton' steamboat left Nevi York who wouldn't ? The buildings are 6! stories high in order to ac commodate tho giraffe In the TJronx zoo. rteing a theatrical center, It has a atock exchange for renting players to stock companies, Th" wall In Wall street was built to ward off cannon balls fired from the Bat tery. Hendrlck Hudson discovered the city but was attacked by John .McGruw's world champion (Hants. Fifth avenue is tho home of tho elite and St. Patrick's Pay parades. Motorists must he careful to avoid brickbats thrown by the "World," which Is seeking to put Mayor Hy Ian In the aquarium with tlie other poor fish. Philadelphia The home of the Quakers. Conrfress at Washington may ho slow but it took the Con tinental Congress eight years to fin ish Its business In Phllly. Ulrth place of William Pcnn, who siibstl j tuted the fountain pen for the quill. ! Has two ballparks and one ball team. jlJenJamin Franklin founded the Sot iiirday Kvening Post, which is now as I fat as Falstaff, hut not at all eo funny. Motorists must drive slow avoid running over sleeping pede trlans. ! Pittsburgh A cloud of smoke sui rounded by more smoke. Pittsburg has nothing to see, as you couldn see them nnyway. Chicago A city so wicked thattlv populace will not even trust elevat ed and subway trains. Has om famous roller coaster, known a. "The Loop." The city Is now en-. I gaged in pushing back Lake Mlelo I ;gan, but the high wind blows th j water right hack again. The hlir; wind also causes men to keep Jin ' jcyes peeled for feminine calve' i leading to sudden death from aut'! I mobiles ami the report of prevalei I i gunmen. .Motorists can speed, for A i they go fast enough Ihey are mis j taken for the famous wind, i Detroit Wiiere Henry Ford turns1 out en automobile a second and Ty i Cobb does the same with home runs; more people watch Ty, but Henry I gets nilore money. Motorists r'e ! warned to go slow to avoid hitting Mho many Detroit women, most of I whom are named Lizzie, j St. Louis Somebody played a jmean trick on the saint. St. Louis inns are so dubious, that they eVen i doubt If they come from Missouri. I Penver A city of juvenile judges. I Motorists must drive watchfully and ; continually Pike's peel;. Los Angeles A city full of sheiks jand bathing girls, entirely surround 10,1 by climate. Murder is done every 'day, but they can't hang a mm le di rector for slaughtering an old rb.n. ic. When an nuto accident occurs, people know p's for the mnvi.'s. ., Ifhey disregard ji and breathe th. climate. Florida It. al esv.ii- sharks Irv ing to sell hind above which deep, water sharks swim at high tld. Ponce de Leon hero sought the fountain of ynutb and failed to find il. but any northern buyer Is of fered much better sites. The natives are called Seuilnolcs; they planted the everglades to hide, from the real estate men, but it was impossible. Motorists are urged to drive reck, lessly, as they may hill a few r estate dealers. 0. 0. A. fd. TP GO ON il HIKE List of Former Trips Taken I)17 Society N'evv HrPain council. No. '. o. I!. A. M.. will hold their annual hike i Sunday. Alay lo. The j.any will have the hall at a o'clock" bv anto jbus to the stat ini;; point at T rry. I vibe and then lillv to Tories' 1 1, n nnd Old L atln r Man's Cave above Fast church. Lunch will be had at the cave. The following is a list o' former hikes: May He PjiiT Will Warn n's Den May IT. H'lrv- Plymouth Mt. June il. 1 f.os New gaie prison. May X. KM" -naithsniike Mi. April .in, lfill-Whigvilb l:,....,..-. v oir. April 2 it. lt'l.'- Wat.-rburv's Mor ris P.-servoir. May 11, ll'lll- Tariffvillo to t1r- bow . May IT May , May 7, IDH liockfall. 1915 Nep.uiz pes. n Pip) Collinsville to olr. For- icslville. May I ;i I 7 Tories' p, n. May Pi. 1 1 S TarilYv llle to-Sut-field. - May is, 1 Cathotc road to MorPh n. May 23. 1 1'-0 Collinsv ille io New Pritain. ' Way S, 1 !:i Tomaston - Morris May 7, p.;; Highroek. Southing ton. May Ft. p,"3 Three Falls. Hui -lington. May l''?3--Will Warr. ii'.. l"n 1IKI SH .11 It tj lls(.KI lis White Plains. N. '.. May P.-Tl.. third trial of t lie suit of Ada M Prnsh and 1'hoelv. K. Hrnsh. sist.is of Mount Vernon, N. l ., against In William Gibson and W alter A. I.ind say of lluutingtoii. N. Y.. in which each sister asked KSn.nnft for Inn ing itien committed tn the King Park Stat- hospital, r. suited in disagreement of the jury in supier. court. The sisters were inioat.s of tl,, I hospital for ten years, having I,, . r discharged in lfil'n. Tlie lire! trial resulted in a verdict for the do fondants. In the s. con.l trial th' plaintiffs were award. .1 Mi'."" each. This vrdiot was t :-..i and a new trial v.as onbr'd.