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NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, MAY 22, 19126.
New Britain Herald
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fie. ft Month.
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TV eslv r,n'!tM I t t 1 s' t ff e-iil un
til tli t it;'. -'ir.ai'iiicn t pad
trait room :I in-en to ad-tautta.
alte. It wna aiiuatrd where the
present Centiul Junior High st-lioul
is today t lie Normal school vvus on
the, second floor. This wa.t also th-
building where I hit first High school
was established Hi thu tamo time,
the High school anil the llrst grad
ed classes being on tlio flivst floor.
I Cater In 1SV! .1 new Nrmal
! school was built on llillcM T-t-
lace, where f was sr. ua!c unlit
this yrnr, A everyone knows, till"
building notv i known 03 tke YVal-nn-
iii'i school ami contain I lie l-f-
edueation. and Ptatc'a Atlorney Ar-
r.nn A. Ailing had some work to do
in couin t'l ion with rollfcling llic
overpayment, fomo lime ago l!cp
n aotitativ Ktuigci introduced a Mil
calling on the controller to pay fur
I h expenses Incurroil In forcing
, Element of the Mate's clnlm. No
appropriation M provided for In
Hie lull.
If it had not been for representa
tive Mnrji-rle Cheney of Manchester
exactly how much It cost the abate
to collf-ct the Watcrl-ury payment
Facts and Fancies
II V ItOIlKIII Ulll.LBN
A f I r r all. the Anal test
mannora is matrimony.
of good
One good nay to save money ta
to make more than you can spend.
The flrat drink docan't always h ad
:o anothernot if It'a hlte mula.
Mrmhcr M tha AkMtcintrti Pra.
ffia Aaaeclatfd ri'CM la n-nun'v t '? an
tltlarl tt uh fer r i'Ul''lt.'l!nn t
II li i-ri1. ij I" it or not ot'nritts
erailtiel in th. paper ai J alss 1-3 .1
Mm pun. ihsd r.,''.n.
Member A-lilil HiirrHO of ( irrolation.
tflia A. W, t'. a rii'Tal ot crei leu
Which f'j'nietut. rusi,si'ern nl rtl ti
tlar Willi a uril';' - i j s t ara! i f.'
elrcutiitt'iTi. i';ir I'll' i!'fll.i"i .trwi
aa hait ur: t' n'.M: Tt 'i 'tmk?
ii-t ion isvimt fi.ii'1 n ntr,nir
aiHtribntinn f'S l ft to bMtl Itat nn:l fttl'J
t'-al acl'art tet's.
tV-n of Snp.-M-Int' n.l.Mit UolincA. The ( would hl rerdxed no publiclly.
lllsh a.-hool remain.!- flt Its f I'.iit Miss (.'liency l of an in-iulrinS
ordinal iiie until i S 3 ai. hn the 'ipostlon. Phe hrcan to -inollon
l-,eiit IniiMn'f. fa.-ii.t I'l.inKiin ' Mr. Sturg.-s. The coin rrs-Uion In
S.i'iare, mi Innii. j Mihstancf rnn nl-out Aonifthlns like
The pn .Mit S'a'e Ji'mal frliool j tins:
lnjiMIng ia -h flneat Hucture of Ita , Mias riienM - What . tho PI-ro-
n,i In tl state, havini; cAt ;..- " priaMim?
n.'ii. It is wife to say that a ina- Mr. Sturgea... That la for the
i.ii t'v o' cittst'ns iv.'iiiy iio mil : i-oar-i oi cgnum iu u.-i
Ton can't hlama th Mua lam. A
tvpiitnilnn like that would make
anybody nine.
Ther la co.operotlon even In tlm
tnaoct world. lTUa and moatjultoea
work In ahlfts.
A good loser In a viliaga la one
gona to garaemng,
I
Oh J. w'v
Folka.
Along mlth all tha reat of you,
And hope the while plant our
,lokea,
We'll may ha rata a laugh or two!
m ho won't help hire
heat a rlxul xlllace.
Thty are rightly called public
aeranls. Tou kiow that indepen-
.lent way aervanta hava.
!-. ;i 1 1 the
I- looks
-ifMI". !
I'llilOI
i's Interior.
M.nic from th"
i ' ; 1 1 n i 1 1 on
Ta na-i'-l i f-n an a - 'r
T-rW a'. I'-iil- irg'n Nw S n"fl.
fniart. a-tu.'t:. x S'anl. En:
Grand Cer'.tai, inl i'.net.
"imi
iani.e
t5 vrn of m'-iim h
; AMI HlliTf SCH"OI.
"Hardly a. man is now nine who
fernenihera 1 a t famous .1av ani
year," may n'!; apply to T he attni
lersaT o' the folate Normal school
and tne. New Britain High school,
both C which have attained Hie
yenerablo as of T5 yc.irA. Both in-
titutlona rl-e from "May lo. tSjn.
when they opened their doora to
budding youth at the same time.
Kome of the youth who studied
t these lixo e lucaiiona! institutions
during the flrat years of their exist
ence later answered the call to
arma when the war to end human
a.avery under the Stars and Stnpea j r.fw building U can well t
th- inside to enaUe on" reaily to
appreciate Its b'auty. The audi- 1
oriiitii, or assemi.ly hall, was open
ed lo a pub ic pathi-niiK 'or the. flrrd
time a few wcrlis ago, when 'he
Glee clilh gue a coticcrt, a:tl the
ui-.- rrurr.-nt of a5ioni.'''mei't at Mie
sumptuous a'irn.uit.lmjs ina niar.i
f. ated on ev rvy hand.
Marcus W hi'" hnA hem pr'.n-.-ipnl
i-,' the jJiate Normal school since
Iv.U. Thus !.e has been at the helm
during considerably more than a
third of tie insl it ut ion's illustrioua
;;jory. Th-s years have been
.lurirg its most rapid expansion.
The pta'.e Norma; is fortunate in
haun? at Its head an educator of
.such i lala and all-around efficiency.
He. lias kept up with the. times in
his personal relation to the advance
ments of educational methods, and
likewise has kept the State Normal
abreast of such advancement; in the
a little
Jlls 1,'hetiev Hasn't the hoard
of euiitrol niivady .1' ri'V 1 upon the
lil'llOUllt.
Mr. jSi,irs.a-T..
Miss Cheney VYha'. amount has
It tl. elded upon and how Is I he
money to be apeut?
Mr. Slltrses The amount will bf
lei MT.i'bO, or which $',t'"i' is to K'
to Atlorney Aliins and the te
niainder for expenses.
As Mr. Stiirsrca w:i.s Mr. Allnig'a
n'.'islaut it is )j' !ioed he will re
," ivo a fair share of the p.. main in ;
"expense' niemey.
It seems peculiar that the board
of coirroi is left in 1 such com
pensation; mid it is peculiar that
' Mr. Sliirgis did not cure to add an
appropriation to the lull. Ha l Miss
Cheney r.nt insisted upon being in
! (jnisitiv e whnc all other members of
! Hie l-ous-' w d'lini-. ' ''a1''
1 would haie paid out $17. "On with
! nobo.h- beins the wiser except the
oi Ui"i '
borrd of een'rol, the recipient and j lhnn flftv ;,jr,i basemen
Tact Is just an Ins'inct that en-I
aides you lo shy away from aore i
( spots. I
Americanism; Finding fault with
eerytlilng: cussing aliens who find
fault Willi anything. !
About the easle.-?; way to wtn
i praise is lo a.ssert thai xour s'uff.
appeals only to superior minde.
i Another need of the times is a
way to make grass think the lawn
is a com field where It isn't wanted.
I may he a mere coincidence, but
those who beee in hell nnd
c;.lumel are pearly alwa the same
people.
One reason why colleges turn out
so many first-class men is because
so many first class men matriculate.
The way to produce an ass is to
tell lum he's a wonder and then let
Na'.ure take its course.
Tho IHroct nwte
Pemberton: "Do you think I srill
ever make a succeaa a an author?"
j Kdltor: "Can you afford to go to
pitcher to j Kurope?"
JI ST A SMITH!
Py Myrtle M. Smith
somctlnuva i J oel 1 his Way
Of all the Bmltha w-ho flock about
the earth,
The female of the apeclcs la, I
waer,
Mere deadly tired than the male, of
mirth
Caused by her name; Juat listen,
when they page r,
To goofs who ridicule her patrony
mic; To would-be wlts; who cleverly de
ride The moh nf common Sinllhs; to
chaps who mimic
A sympathy for all the Smiths
thus guyed.
Though she he rich, or fccauttful, or
clever.
Of sweet renown she'll never feel
the tang.
Her name's In the directory forever;
She's just another Smith, lost in
her gang.
Surely, there does nol live a single
woman
Who'd trade hrr name for such a
crude, cognomen.
HARTFORD
Now For Another Saturday of Wonderful
COAT VALUES
Involution tsiow. A million years
f upward climbing, and not more
in me. lanu.
began. Seme of them no doubt
found heroes' graves; others return- .
d to take up 'he threads of a more ,
ordered existence after having par- '
ticlpated in welding the nation into
i a more homogeneous whole.
Three generations have passed
since, the two schools wr-re opened;
and what changes have transpired
during th.T time. And ix hat a dif
ference between the two modern
buildings and the two earlier struc
tures! W hen ihese two schools be
gun to function New Britain was a
village of only S.OOi people, and was
a. parish in I lie town of Berlin. But
the xU!fi;?ers were public-spirited
and believed in the future of their
community. No "go-getters" of the
pres'tu daj pardoning the use of
a lernt that was not part of the
nni'.'-reai -.ooiialt.T TS yaars ago
could produce a belter record in
the annaia of "go-get tism." They
get :he .talo Normal school, and
here is how they did it: :
In 1M9 the Legislature voted to
establish a State Normal; the little
village of New Britain immediate
ly perked its ears and decided it
was eiri',1".. ij house institu
tion; it also liad citizena who were'
able to dream a pleasant, dream and
then put r !;.! iti-jn. Thi -characteristic,
i. will be noted, haa
been retained with me re or ka .
xigor down t lite j.rnt day. j
The village had a district school
system a', taat time which wa.s far
from satisfa nory, having no uni
form plan of teaching arc! no high (
standard of education. Conditions
had so aroused the ire e" the vil
lagers that priva'.e scr.oo s were
hlng planned by numerous groups.
It was though'. tht if the State
Normal school were established
here and the local arhoo'.a linked
Up with the higher standard r.f ed
ucation radiating from ire state u
Mtu'ion, local sc'p,-ini eotid:: ions
tiuid be norraoui'y improved and
the esub.ishtneiu of pri- a'e schools
avoided. The plan was plaeed b
fore the sti'e and rv- weh ap
froxa'. particuiar'y In mh, ! 'h
fact that the villagers saowed tii"ir
inceel'y by agreeing to put. ti(i
,2JA by popular subserip-ien 'or
the construction of the school build
tee and library. Other towns which
faired the S'.ate Normal were n.v
kle to meet the terms of New TJrit
dtn. As a result. th school was es
tablished here.
The deal wf h 'be sM'e ii.i'u-:' '1
abreast of the procession.
ni uh c.vrnou: r.o.n
MTHOlT m i av
The plan (o improve th Cathoi"
road, between New Britain and
Meriden, and include it In the state
trunk line ay stem, had 'oo many
advantages to the two cities and the
state at large to fail of approval iu
I the Legislature. The committee on
roads, bridges and rivers in He
Legislature can be credited w.th
making an unusually thorough ri
; vrstlgatton of the possibilities. :n!;
i ing a. trip over the route and mak
ing itself intimately acquainted wi'h
jits advantages as a new short-cut
road between the two important
cities. Its report to the Legislature
a few oilier omeiai".
The prvnicr.i of the 17.0"ft may
or may not be excessive: the system !
Hint was attempt.! in mc.kins the ,
payment ivhs bad policy. j
The mt interesting part of any
life is the art that wouldn't he in
eludi I in an autobiography.
Idio'
it
liar
a u t :
IMiNOIUNt. SHIS STOW 1 1
i-i (inm.i; in n.omnA
, now nearly 70 years r
not the only ones who
elon't lialu.e vvha' a pedicament
they're in. There's the chap with
swellliead.
I J
gti'- e
1 1
ri'i i '
from f,
jilan
jtre'-t,
I road
dovv n,
- road
tlie pro- ision t) at t ne
ever as mode; schor- s
achools crd permit.
Kormai srhool pr:ti
up' rv is"r. The m
vith S7 pi.pi.s, a m:
eounc men.
Today i h -re i-u t
tudent. in t ii e N.-t n.f
IOCS net I1V.3U that '
ntleeiy g i en up
trig I hftrf'.i 'or ' i
ftasion but tha'
this prelessioti rain
If! the rOll'ge,. T'l
lone youth appu'd '
the State Nom a'
I means that the "competing
I of a a' ale road from Broad
Meriden. to the present ntai
! at Talesxllle, has been turned
' as It deserved to be.
if is slated that th" fat ho;
cannot be improved immediately,
j but will have to wait until the high
i way department can get around lo
it. This' will mean prnbatd'.y that
j the work will lag even after the
j legislative action has been takn.
' This should not b- , There is no
more imper'an- iua t ,0",' ' 1
the state. Tim Calhole real is
nearly a direct hitthway b'-'we.n
New- Britain and Meriden. and tie:
two cities are too larg- no! to have
such a trunk line connec'icg th' m.
Its cost admittedly will be compara
tively Iowa due to the rook founda
tion already exis'tne par' of the
way and the fad 1 sto; an
akon from m arby quarri'S. This
will bring the estimaicd cost down
to lefs than $": a miie for tin
.-Irrht miles, which v. ill be consid-
.-rahlv less t ha 11 titf averrij
o'h.er miiihrn highway."
Thp iaibole road is a
lit pro.;rc' 'ro'ii 'hat
Waterhurv interests.
nr- of a direct 1 eel 1 '
bury to r-rl.to'. ?u' h a roa 1
l -Tve to traverse eve.-, iiiie'v
ree-ions. which the New
railroad traverr'-a with a l"'
no, It is believed that par's '
a -oa 1 w eoiid .ot as h'.sh a.'
. rr. niee. There- is slight
,,1.,-y tha- s-eh an cxp-npivc urebi
-akmrr will be eonsieb-red senoush
The s'ate J:ll,way deparituei
,V -ho ho-Tim Of it list. It s'.liU:
.. p at- d a: or iv ar the tup.
;. , nn he . o,,,;,',, i d and !' ' d
r.eecher Stowe, Connecticut
h'r rpoch-inaking
- 'loin's Cabin'' to th.
hook served as a torch
e north and consolidate
n the southern itiatitti
m.n slavery. Judged
andpoint of results it
he ped achieve, the grim pages
of the ante-bellum thriller was one
;i ... mm', impo'tant of literary
eomrib.rm-s. The south regarded
i as overdiawu propagandai the
north, r'p.jided i' akin to gvsprd
tnith. lluth believed what I hoy
warit-d to believe.
The snuli ha-e born put red of
s',a-,"rv ari is glad of it; the en-twine"'
i'ovs in blue and the boys in
av .Mi-'h as ii'iiiain to s"e the
lias w roiisht are
i i onimon fl:.g tin y
ope are cautiou,
Th. v seidoh. div orce
until they b selected another.
ai that.
apousc
Correct
kid,
"tha
w a ti
( !'
this sentence: "Honest,
I'm not man-mi l, said he;
s mi sister's picture in the
h.
bv .enc.!a:cd Edi'ors,
Inc.;
25 Years Ago Today
From Taper of That Date
And Somotlmot I feel This Way
Confronted with your gibes, I yet
maintain
'Tis better to be Smith than Kalt
or Orundv:
I would riot ex en change my name
to Pitiidavl
From out the matrimonial noose I'd
w-icale.
Had I been snared by one of those
sad ginks
Who signs hU checks with such a
name as Blerle.
Or i.ejoncy, rfaffenberger, Potts or
.links.
'Twoulel be too out-of-date lo bo a
1'irinkw ine.
And yet no worse than Nut, or
Hoop, or Moose;
What could r.ompensr, a Hickey,
Quirk, or Wagicin,
A Warier, Wang, Mansperger,
Loop, or Goose?
Measured hy these, Smith classy
seems, yet. human:
A genial, wholesome, excellent
! cognomen!
Five hundred .niorp Coats have just ar
rived fit less than half of what they were
made to sell for.
TAILORED POLO COATS
That were made to sell up to $25.00,
Saturday
Particular attention has been given to the
needs of the larje size woman.
$10.98
$15.98
riur en-dearesl
charts
broth
u n r '
Tie
v ib-d
Voi
ri"e cost Of
War r
w ouhl
lo ly
Haven
ig tuu-
nf P'l"h
-, Jl"".-
po'.-
, ; Mir. St.., w o vv u n - :
r-h-v i i : ,e Had u'' Cane .
ur.iv ersit y. Connecticut
i v. re present ai the ac-
i reis.-s fe.t a tiirill
t a uiiifi that the woman
i,,rv w.-us thus being
.rc rreun the soil of the
;d Clink, luu-f-.e-r. that
; i, i i Mrs. stioixc wrote
"! i, ,, o- Tom's Cabin"
ug' r xis! in this coun
', r in the application of
ne i lro ' appurtenance of
p hat waxes of ln
. f .( la.u-th at the in!'
, ,, ,- of triples Ml-
SiC '. ' S be op U--'e Of 1 llO
pa' to
ml was
a ' t
ope;
i ,r n .'.a t
csl'il It
of
b
A'
a '' a
if tre'e
;rg pi 0
gn litn
their Trailitig
'jot time one
admir'ion
Ma reus White.
. .-sr.- e" tne: i - v
I m u i R1N. V I'ASAI
or i :.'"
, ,b,:. Mill th" la-It
-ci.a. Tf" impres-
e as ' ha' publicity in
! he scandal Of Ihe :
. and the beaHngs
i d pr on prisoners '
,: t ii, g iu dea' h
h ov'ravaKance.." of
u' ii-.-. t-'ueh hop'-f.
I -fun nd' d. i
ie,n .a fevv dj;. S UEO
a 1 1 ng into iihceiii-
i ag. d man because ,
in. nt in a b it' r to
no to the i.uu'vh d?e ;
-i.n'.vui warden-" "I
111 I'J'.Mi.
rola. V la ,
ails u!
a pi euiase
in atorb-S
, ' a as t er-
..ir'itu-
Uciden's of Washing: on street,
between Lafava-tt'; and Myrtle
streets are uneb r the impre.-sion flial
h,. lie-lit dressinir of crushed stone
being en the street at that point I
m not. enough, aa the gronrnd there
is very swampy.
At a weli-attend-.d meeting of the
W. C. T. C. held this afletrnoon,
Mrs. L. S. Johnson delivered an ad
dress on "Opport unities Lost and
Bemaining, in What Way W'c May
Make 'lur Union Stand for More in
ibir City." Mrs. Frank Caldwell
.-poke on wife and ni'"th-r training.
Charles F. Cha.'sc is in Columbus,
Ono.
V. F. Pa vis was attacked by a dog
on Cherry .stteei yesterday afier
: noon. The doc; famk his tee'.h in
'the lb shy part of Mr. Davis' hand
;and f-"! away before vengeance
eeiu'd be wreaked for the outrage,
i I' ! undr.tood that tne dog Is un-
: regu.'i -red and has attacked several
I pe rsons. !
Mr. and Mis, Frank II. Johnston j
'eft louji thi.s morning for Kin' o, !
j Me., where t hey will remain until
;.Iune ;,. Mr.. Johiistoti has been,
lopu'i.sod by Hi" subway commis-'
-i'ln'TS to tnspei't the t rra cot fa
, subways now being laid in !
'oreec or. I
N' vv Bri'ain .'.iiitui!. r.nyai Area-!
riun:, ii.-is ieU- d 1 1! V 11 at le, I is to I'.sl
annual ladies' night next Tuesday i
. f nine in Odd Fellow hall. The
.iiiuinll'ie ill r'ir.rpe (rincists (if II.
H. i;eay. Oiaddine. ('.ef.rge J. '
fiv'on. A (1. Henderson, and II. D.I
Station
"I confided the seer' ; n
gagement to three of my
friends.''
"Three all told?"
"Ves, all told."
M. Grady
COATS OF FINE TWILLS
That were made to sell up to $32.50,
Saturday
COATS OF POIRET SHEEN
Many fur trimmed and lined with silk crepe, were made
to sell up to $42.50, $19.98
Saturday
HANDSOMELY TAILORED COATS
That were designed to sell at $49.00 and upwards, lined
throughout in silk canton crepe and $24 ,50
sparingly furred, Saturday v
COATS FOR THE LARGE SIZE WOMAN
Sizes up to 54V:., a comprehensive selection that was
manufactured to sell irom 1 h iboy
to $79, Saturday
Pun I'oints
(In Jinxlo-.Innglo Slannt-r)
Some men have a system entirely
their own;
f have to a system with many a loan.
Joseph van lricdburgh.
Her mother set Miss Sally sweeping
And that is why Miss Sally's weep
ing. - Samuel W. Holkc.
CHAKI.ES P. STEWAKT
NBA Service Writer
Washington, May -Between t he.
lines of all the obituaries published
by Ihe Washington newspapers a
new days ago. following the death of
! Allan k. Walker, prominent real
estate man and builder of the eap
1 itfil runs a storv ouile distinct
' from that of the
Jtgtter
articles' authors thought they were
confining themselves exclusively to.
It is the story of the mereiieus
vnlnitation of Washington's ten
ant class since the year of Amer
ica's entry Into tho war.
Allan la. Walker died at Ihe age
taches to him, as nn individual.
Hut Washington tenants footed
the bill and the bill- of many an
other real cslalo man in Ihese last
eight years.
of 4H.
VV. Walker, was a re.11 estate man
before him. Tho son entered lho
areer the various j business when he was H'.
I tie coniuiiie'i ,. , .ei it!,' ,,i
I promotion vv il h his Irad'- In city lots.
er skoo, today, ''he su:,eck -j
your thin you can wear enytbing
without attracting attention. I '
A poor man's daughter Richard
would not wed.
But l'.iehnrd da lighter marry her, I
said.
- Lillian F
do much
inbe rg.
WiUl llh:
He could not
knees
Cut woke the echoes with lui sn"
- Ksthor Fuhrman
It is now eon.
e-e S ha'-e ( (line
d'
el tha'
st a v.
rub in
Observations
On The Weather
In a Floi
uh I'olisa
r I n grre
Washing "' !'
oreeast. lor Su' Ii
air tonigiit and Si
aturdav in intoiicir.
.,r:hvve' aiol w.-- vi
Fi.r'cas tu" la, is' ' rt
'air t eiHCfit. v a ,uior i
.n; SittuiiJ.a. hue ..
ih nor h-r w,:,,
... May "V -N'
vv i.nglandi
rday. Warmer
r. Moderate
N"i
l 'unde loie
-c-d eivor
M
X'. I',r
rpa-1
VV :
the principal, is c--d"d with b9-. -te;
dryly remarked that a young :
ian who wanu to go to a school .
Where all the other students are ,
,i. Km either too good or too bad; i
and the remark has gone down in ; i.ook-s and as tl.
the annaia of the Normal's history
a., one of It choicest ton mots.
The Norma! school of HO" '
,ry slight r. fb etjnn ' l,s "''
ia'.uJ. fco'a In size. r,.i,'n: and
fm of J17".'1'"'" r.r-vi-e
trleinl enum: A'!"" Ic 1 r ;l!
business or for'tns rn '
;n Order. Few peep.e C
would cost maeh : o cob''-'
the fltuatici was "bared '
re suit of
looked ii
tiga'iot
r of r'.-j-
How ever
the r.-s
oo mi
uicl'.t it
- after
rem the
11 inves-
a inaf-
I:
IP in
,.' Wo
ire ?' -vi
.dbu'v. p
.- .1. i,r i
,. '.- " in bi'u' h'r
K nnorated Mill
Nch MaiUtl Ahroad
' - sic Mi; -. ' vl ' - .vies of
ev ape, rate.- nill'rf lo '''ft
' reaeli'd a total valir nf 511 7.171,55a
in lfi:i. according to the annua! re
port of the industry issued here by
I Herb-it ". Boohs, .'.er'taiy of the
', L'vaponiK d Milk ast-O' iation.
Kxport sales last v. ar totaled
j;,;3H easi s, a gain of 1"7.437
cases over ID;;:. Whil'- European
'.t.untrte '-re i i-rmcipiil buyers,
'o.l fxteuivr maiit't 'or tee pluduet
' , l.'iee i.e." i;; ''-a'-al mil
.-ouUi Am' !, w 1 tne r- port.
,,ri, dm 1 liyl.t ""ai
. -v Ln-iaiel stabs
IS become seltl w i
interior and f" ' '"t
mi I'll'1 .vtlar.'i. fl
-roups I"' 'in"
, an- of tl-. M i
iis-urban- .-
t .ins has ad v a need
e a rd and re n' r r.s t i
ine I'.akotas aioi Minn
York:
l'i til peir-
w,--ni- i ;
Ir ' omini:
I.e.- that
.. mcrdny
Ji in tile
w eatli- r
( onfes-.it n
"Are veu married?" Harrv SIom
asked Piek Kxana.
"Sure!" Pick cheerfully admitted.
"Po you ever have any arguments I
with your wife?"
"I've alrea.lv said 1 was nia.rnod,
haven't I?" Pick demanded,
"Well, yes. What 1 should have'
asked is; do you ever win any of the
arguments that you have with your
wife?" Harry explained.
Pick thought the mailer over for
a moment.
j "I ran think of but one argument
f our had with my wife in which
9h admitted I was right," he said
finally. "Before we were married 1
. used to kid hep along by feliii-g her
I I wasn't worthy of her. She held
' out that I was. on the contrary, a
noble specimen of humanity. Long
since, though, she lias admitted that
' I was right and didn't know it!"
j J. Willard Hidings.
! I H1 I IHTOIt'S OOSS1I- SHOP
Wo thought he had about n-l,.,-ate,1
.erllent examnles nf the
"Max be your rile I've nol iced
ppp!o don't look at you mulch,"
Mnrgy answered with a swret face.
"Bui at least wen I g'-t on the scabs
'to weigh myself I get my cents
v, orth."
"Yes. but the sudd' n shock is libel
to ruin the scales for the next
1 pepsin." Annabell answered kindly.
I "O is that so? Well you can't even
1 . ast a regular shadow!" s'"d Mam-,
i "Weil,' Annabell ans''ie.l loviugl-.
I "I'd rather ei-.-t a delicate refined
j-.hndow than gi shade like u tree."
Meow . . . Meow . . .
Ilifexionately.
I Kitty Bonis.
An aUache of one of the Latin
American legations here, a small.
'dark man, with keen, black eyes, n
jttiveii mustache and a high-bridged.
1 Orienlal-looking nose, told me thU
! story: Visiting New York recently,
hie had occasion to travel by the
!"L," so' ascended to a station pint -form
and was vvailitiL'. Inoffensdvelv.
t Ihe age I . . , ,'
His father, the, late Bedford ' 0, ;.oun ln'o0hlnis of thp
type common to Manhattan's Lowe r
East Side.
Bonghly and intentionally
bust bal and busiled. he lost his
temper. "Quect 'et!" he exclaimed.
"I weil 'ave vou arrest." Some
Ihing in his accent caught one or
the young ruffian's alfentlon.
"What are vou'.'" he asked sharply.
"Fn Central Americano." he .joined
the tlirdomat. "Hey. fellers," criftl
was the vear of America's ! he voul h. springing into a el ion with
I declaration of hostiliiies against
!the cen'ral pow er? If J 7. "H was
1 rvbout lh" y-.-r 1117," one obitiiiiy
;,iioi'M a friend of Ihe late real es
tate man as any in;,', "that his busi
ness began (o grow by leaps and
bounds." I!" loft an estate call;
mated at J 4,i'iin.'ii'0 and it would
have bo. ii ? 1 .in. a. caul more but fol
ia sims!'' quite recent unlucky
' specula! ion.
For 11- vears Waller saved
'money at Ihe rate of about J'li'll)
annually. J luring the last eight
; years he accumulated it at the
irate of r.tifi0 a year. He saw his
'chance and took il. No blame at-
the horrified expression of a parti
cipant in a lynching bee who sud-
iliseovers the wrong man
d
being strung up, "Lay
off! He ain't a kike."
off! La
Senator and Mrs. Burton K
Whe"er have decided on Marlon
I Montana as Ihe first and second
mini-is of their liew little girl.
I Marion is for Senator Bobert Marion
La l'-illette. Molilalia. Is for the
Wheelers' home slale. Both 111'
senator and his v if-, have been
deluged with i'd-graiiis tri-tii lliei-c
ev-r since t heir -laughter's birth,
urging them lo call her after it.
Snapshots Of A Man By gluyas Williams
Puttina The Cap On The Tooth Paste. PMcaureN.xriper5jnjiie
II: I area
(tl'lll X
Sliovvr r
Tee
,-.l ' oo'er in ! he
n re'ior.s o' the
d N v Engla nd
a at io r pr V alls
pri rivr. The
Koc',' ; inoun
rapidly east
i niornifig o- er
wi'li a
long trough '
in,T hOlllh-Sol
M.ii'0 F
show, ry p e a
lo'v presvure extend
ew.stwjtrd to New
causing upset-l-d
ier in Minn'sola and
d J-tates I ward along 'be border to eastern
w ashing on. i iiiptn"nr -
interior continue high. Record maxi
ma for so early in the 5-ason were
r'ported from several pointa in the
north central planes states.
Conditions favor for this vicinity
fair weather with moderate tem
perature. Forest Fire Warning. Low hu
midity and brisk northerly winds
during ihe day make the atrnrw-t,...r-
coedi ions --ry dang'iO'is for
; e . it-s.
nhndid ue of obi materials. But
v e furgot.
Need t toil you how many
Smith's and Jones' thrip are'
Y't it remained for one our of the
many thousands of Smith to write
a feature poem with her own name
as the 'heme!
Sue didn't have to go beyond hr
own name- Think of tha' '.'
Wry is i. for instance, the' names
like f'rrrival. Clarence and Arrhie
,mno!.- si.siness? '"an't some he
man among the group that bears a
first name of either of these rue In
I' fer.se "
And oh. the gins -hn can til of
tho iorturs that have bon thirs
betause of the fir't names they
ar" '
j Wri" thm Into FUN SHOP xerse
or pros, nd rush to us!
, - i
I ... teOYto
m
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strows most the kasipi?
Kin v
pear Mac,
Tou know Annaliell Saundera is o ;
thin the boys call her Beany Saun-
dors when she'a not there and often j
when she u. wile Margy Miller Is
so tat we call her Kewpy for short.
j Well. Annabell and Margy had a
, prate k i cmne rt x- lie tti.y was p'ay-j
,inf ,a- ks on Margy's ,'bl" porch alt-
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