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NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1925.
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protactlnn aaalnat fraud In newspaper
dlatrlbutlon ftauraa to both national and
local Advertltera.
Tti. Haralfl ta e ia dally In Kaw
Torlc at Hotallnf'a Neatand. Tlmoa
tquara; Schulta'a NewMtanda. .Cnlranca
Grand Caatral, !od Btreat.
Th truth about the war memor
lal project In New Britain, which
failed to be mentioned at the last
meeting of the Common Council
after e-servlee men were given lo
understand something would be
tarted- about It, aeema to be that
there is no overpowering desire by
the powers-that-he In that body to
revive the subject.
The charitable view to take re
garding the alleged refusal of a tele
phone operator to accept a call from
Berlin to the New Britain Are de
partment until a nickel was deposit
ed In the telephone apparatus is
that the operafo? Bid not know the
rules. But this does not excuse the
telephone company, as the company
should not have anyone handling the
switchboard without being certain
she knows what action to take in a
police or fire emergency.
of the President that he did not ex
pect the strike to last into cold
weather and that it therefore would
be unnecessary to get out the big
tick, such as Rooetlt waa fond of
using.
President Coolldge was aasured
by Secretary of Commerce Hoover,
John Hays Hammond and others
that the country had enough an
thracite to last until December. But
a lack of hard fuel has already been
it in northern cities and appeals
for action of some sort are being
haaird.
dispatch from Washington
gave ths following illuminating re
sume of conditions:
"The consistent policy of the
President during the seven
weeks of the strike has been to
remain entirely aloof and leave
the warring partita to settle
their differences without feder
al Intervention or suggestion.
Due to the President's refusal
even to mention coal, the sus
pension of mining has received
little attention. In other years
the recriminations of the
miners and operators have re
ceived a wist amount of notice.
Tubllc officers wore tumbling
over one another to effect a re
sumption of mining. This year
all Is different. Government and
state officials hava realized their
Impotency. Even the dauntless
Gov. Plnchot of Pennsylvania
has found anthracite too hot an
article to handle and this year
has called neither miner nor
operator to his executive man
sion." Therefore, what to do about It,
that will be the question In Decem
ber If the strike Is not ended by that
time. If by the time Congress meets,
the strike is sti'l casting i's black
shadow over the snows, It Is consid
ered extremely likely that very
broad powers will be conferred upon
the President by Congress, with or
without his recommendation. The
basis for such legislation exists in
the report of the U. 8. Coal Com
mission which came into being after
the strike of 1922.
The hard coal Industry could
avoid some of the "meddlesome
government Influence" It dtsllkee If
It settled the strike before that time.
tomatta trafflo signal Is making
pruper obeisance to the law.
To stop tho'macbine at th wrong
spot the cross-over Is not exactly
violating a law spread upon city
ordinances, but It Is In bad taste, is
ungentlemanly, shows bad manners
and Is unkind god inconsiderate to
unfortunate pedestrians who In such
case are compelled to pas around
th cars or tread a torturous route
between many of them.
There Is no valid reason why
gentlemen, when they are In motor
cars, should cease to bo such. t
But this is not an editorial of
fault-finding. Ttathcr, It is on or
commendation.
For this specie ef bad manners
on tires, once common in th city
and in most other cities, is disap
pearing. Fewer automobiles are be
ing momentarily parked on cross
walks thsn ever before. It is in
creasingly possible for pedestrians
j to cross A street, when traffic has
i been stopped, without trying to find
I
hooting Irons and bsttl axe. A
republican out ther hatos a Demo
crat, but he hate th republican
In th other factions much mere. To
A follower of th "Jim" Watson fac
tion a Democrat may be merely a
misguided gentleman, but th 'Re
publican in th ether Republican
faction is regarded as a rattlesnake
or worse.
Just now the Watson faction is An
top, th new faction is slumbering
while its leader 1 In th cabinet,
snd th Beverldge faction is out (or
revenge. Th other factions are tak
ing sides and the Ku Kiux Klanand
the Indiana Horse Thief Association
now a political body are reading
of the doings with minds made up.
The account of the battle be
tween pupils from rival schools In
this city was not particularly elevat
ing. Cp to a certain point rivalry Is
A g6od thing, but when It takes the
form of a stick and stono fight It is
time for teachers, police and the
parents to tako a hand and guido
the erring warriors into paths of
peace.
AN AMKKICAN 1TIC
Ol'' Tin-: m;a.
The rescue of the crew of th
Ilallrtn fillip Isnacio Florio. by the
able mariners upon the American
ltner president Harding of tho U. S.
Lines was one of the epics of the
sea. No one reading the account yes
terday a restrained and conserva
tively worded account shot through
the air by radio from the scene of
the rcscuo in ml l-oceau could help
but heave a slgli of pride that an
American crew upon an American
government-owned ship acted so
bravely to succorsnd save the
helpless men upon the floundering
hip.
One might say that this heroic
-rescue was the antithesis ot the nc
tion of the crew of the stricken lino
Comanche off tiro coast of Florida. It
will he remembered that passen
gers on that ship after returning to
port, had disconcerting things to say
bout the crew. Hut it is well to re
frain from forming too early an
opinion In such a mutter. The Co
manche crew yesterday had lis say
with quite a different version, in
which they reflected severely upon
the action of men anions the pas
sengers. Pi rsons who arc acquainted
with tho tradition of the sea will
always be loth to brittle that an en
tire crew will act unworthily in an
emergency.
DM. WAV TO COM HAT
Tin; cm.Mi: wavk.
Scarcely a day passe. this wek
without the p.-ipers Wing forced to
report at Vaft "ue robbery of large
dimensions. Th two largest rifles
of the country remain In the enter
Of the crime industry by lnrgt
margin.
The trouble in b"th of them in
hre are not enough police. A com
parison of New York with London
disclosed thr ware many more po
l'cmn on duty in the English me.
tropolls, and crime there wa a
small percentage of the tUl in
New York.
In combat! ins the crime wave It
might pay rmme. of our American
cities to discontinue studying ron
omy In police administration and
send out a sufficient army of blue
coats to rout the enemy. Was It
General Hherman or General Gran!
or Stonewall Jackson who opln'd
that the battle is usually won by 1h
side which "get, there first wtih
the most men."
OLD-STYLE STOVES
VS. MODERN 11 KNACKS
In view of the anthracite coal
strike, the threatened or already
present shortage of hard coal, the
high price of hard coal, and all
other concomitants of an unpleas
ant situation, a reader found time
to make a call and descant upon
what he termed the enormous waste
fulness of modern furnaces.
It was rather a shock to be told
that something so modern and uni
versally in use as a furnace is more
wasteful than it ought to be. Yet
we had to admit there apparently
is much ground for the charge.
Take Ihe old "parlor heaters." so
called, which wero so common be
fore furnaces were Installed In every
house. Our informant declared he
was born and raised in the Connec
ticut r.erkshlres, and no matter how
"hard" the winter the family never
suffered from cold rooms. He de
clared it was the old-timo custom
to have a range in the kitchen, a
small stove or heater In the "sitting
room." and another small stove or
heater In the "front parlor," the
latter only used when there was
company.
Tho stoves, the Connecticut
Yanlcee declared, cbuld bo Induced
to become red hot with very little
coaxing: and a little coal or even
merely wood went a long way. Of
course, there was the necessity of
relieving the ash pan of the ac
cumulated ashes every day, but
furnaces abo entail such treatment.
Now ho is a resident of tho city
of New Britain living in a modern
house wllh all improvements, in
cluding steam heat throughout and
a modern furnace In the basement.
He s;ild he has never been warmer
than he was back In the Berkshire
home and uses up at least five times
as much coal each winter as his
father used.
Furnaces became common in vir
tually every house because they cre
ated less dirt or bother in the rooms
which manifestly was a great ad
vantage over the stoves. Whether
the clcim was ever made that they
burned b ss cool we do not know;
hut snytvay, at a time when coal
cost half as much as it JOs today
that didn't matter a great deal to
mot pf-opl". Now, however, when
eeal costs sr high and the ned for
economy In i'a use is generally
recognised, the former Berkshire
man may not be alone In thinking
we of the ,ays when furnnwa were
unknown and the round little stoves
were more common.
They radiated heat and plenty of it
there can be no question about
that. And a rentlie full of roal went
a long way toward comfort of an
evening.
the cross-walk area meant for their
accommodation.
The autolsts of th city srs to
be praised for this improvement;
and those who have not yet Joined
the army following the principle of
the golden rule will lose nothing by
having their attention called to this
manifest rule of good conduct.
We think the police ar entitled
to credit for the Improvement. It
has been noticeable for some
months that during the most con
gested hours of the day officers have
been seen in the vicinity of such
places where the rudiments of good
conduct might be violated. Some
times they have been at one corner
and sometimes at another; appar
ently there haven't been sufficient
of them to be at all corners at the
same time. But they have circulated!
around quite effectively; and as a
large proportion of downtown mo
tors are driven by the same con
tingent of drivers every day, tho in
fluence of this supplementary traf
fic oversight probafcly has been a
factor In bringing about the reform
under way.
There also is something to be
said In favor ot improving road
manners through experience. Peo
ple as a rule want to do the right
thing, whether they are In motor
cars or on foot. And when motorists
have had sufficient opportunity to
see the evil effects of parking on
cross-over walks while waiting for
the traffic signal it Is natural for
them to avoid doing so.
So far as the Center la concerned
and it Is not the only place In the
city where the linprovemnt haB be
come noticeable the recently in
stalled automatic traffic signals may
have been an Influence in this con
nection. The change from the green
light to tho red not being made
instantaneously, but by intermediate
use of a yellow light, motorists per
haps arc given time to prepare for
tho rod stop signal. It may be that
as soon as the green light goes off
and the yellow appears, brakes be
gin to grind, so that by the time
the red light Is seen, most drivers
arc already near a stop. The Inter
mediary yellow light apparently
gives them time to avoid parking on
the cross-over walks.
What ever the reason for our Im
provement In Btreet manners, we
are glad It has arrived. Let It re
main and be the permanent fashion
in all well-regulated cities.
"AS LUCK WOULD
HAVE IT"
Had there been more money In a
quarter meter, so that gas had not
stopped flowing at 1:30 A. m. yes
terday morning, th probabilities
ar that six persons In this city
would have met their deaths. Ac
cording to the Announcement ef
those who investigated the Incident
on Booth street.
What tricks are played by fate!
Probably the head ot the house had
been advised by the thlrfty wife
the day before that the metor need
ed "more quarters;" and perhaps
the head of the house forgot About
It and went to bd without feeding
the meter. Such things happen reg
ularly wherever quarter meters are
Installed. At any rate, there wasn't
enough money in the meter at a
time when uch luck saved six lives.
How glad the survivors of this de
luge of gsa must be today that no
body remembered about the meter!
JwmJvuu.
Maxson
hood all communications to I'Hjii i
Shop Editor, cAre of the New 1
li Halo Herald, Anil
will be forwwtled lo
( the New !
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New York, i
Facts and Fancies
BV RolliSKI m i I.I. EN
Greatness, 1715: A coach and
four. Greatness, 1925: A coach and
cloven.
The males have at least one mo
nopoly. They alone think tobacco
edible.
How Does ftlie Stand It, Folk!
Her pettycoat's A petty thing,
Th north wind blows across her
knees,
Her nose Is sheer, the pretty dear,
She must be tough or else she'd
freeie!
The BoAMor
Marjories "Did Ted Give you
those chrysanthemums you wore at
tho football game last week'"
Muriel: "Relieve me he did notl
When that boy says It with flowers
It's when he throws bouquets at
himself."
Itudlo Wlggam.
Nothing (o Wear
By Wallace M. ISayllns
The women are a funny set,
Of that there's no denying;
Wbate'er they want they always get
With jnet a little crying!
They handle men like so much
clay;
Rich city man or country Jay,
AH men fall In the same old way
When sny girl's half trying.
They have all sorts of funny ways
That keep us fellows guessing,
The baby lisp and baby gaze,
Their cooing and caressing.
And every woman is the same,
The single or the married dame.
Pome fellowa think it Is a shame
Tho way they now are dressing.
And yet there is a reason why
Their styles are now so daring;
For many, many years gone by
They all have been declaring,
Whenever asked to go somewhere.
"I haven't got a thing to wear!"
Poor souls! That's "'ut. I
swear.
As much as moft are wearing!
Jim Jamm:
"Our principal lias a fcurse mus
tash And us guys are frightened by It.
Gee, you can beer a pin drop
Wen emotion the cluss lo keep
quiet."
Gene, the Village Blacksmith.
Cull the Alienist
Judge Hardy: "The Jury hos
found tho prisoner guilty, lias hp
anything to say?"
Attorney for defense: "Tes, we
Insist that a mental epeclulh.t be
sent for,"
Judge: "Xlien you think the
prisoner Is Insane?"
Attorney: "No, I think the Jury
Is."
(Copyright, 1925, Iteproductlon
Forbidden)
urauy r ' - i
W III
If Francs pledges posterity to
pay, her next little Job Is to rrovlde
a posterity.
Fosflibly there is alcohol In dough.
but the significant thing Is dough in
alcohol.
"Capacily to pay" depends largely
upon how many national ambitions
are being financed.
One apparent result of the Dayton
trial was to Intensify the doubt of
case-hardened cynics.
Some children never get to travel
In a day coach, but .they contrive to
get, about as dirty at home.
Much that passes for virtue Is
Just cold feet In the presence of
domnatlng orthodoxy.
In the fall you get stung for coal
but nature doesn't provide so many
things to bite you.
Mrs,
never
Haven'l
out. will
Mrs. I
but he ne
Too Dull
Buck: "So your husband
allows you any pin-money?
ever tried to argue it
'Of course I have;
sees the point."
Hans Belhmann.
Ever Realize This?
As soon as a man begins acting
foolish, the girl knows he's getting
serious!
Right In It
Ted: "Your football friend seems
to play best In the mud, doesn't
he?"
Maurice: "No wonder. He's a
regular member of the scrub
team."
Alan II. McKcogh.
25 Years Ago Today
The Sloper guards have counter
manded their trip to Berlin, the ac
tion coming simultaneously with the
rumor that George W. Traut is to be
a candidate at the cauciiu for rep-j
rcsentatlve. This has caused conshl-1
erable talk in local political circles.
The spectators who watched Fred
Sturgls at work on the First church
steeplo today will be Interested to
know that he und other slceplejaekii
are satislled lo receive $1 a day as
their remuneration. The crowning1
nlpcp ttt lenntl An tins ciflVnln In wnllt '
r. v. .. . w.. .... .u ......
and has to be ascended with much
care. C. J. Parker said today that It
would bo braced with an iron sup
port. A meeting of the committee in
charge ot the republican campaign
demonstration, to be held next
Thursday, was held In Col. Erich-'
son's office Inst evening. The mem
bers of the committee are Col. Erick
son, Lieutenant Colonel Thompson,
Captain J. K. Andrews and W. 11.
Thornton. Four of the factories have
announced they will vie with each
other in getting out paraders.
Tiio entries in the Maple Hill
men's golf handicap Include L. H.
Pease, N. P. Cooley, O. E. Swift, E.
II. Hart, J. S. North, M. S. Hart, W.
,. Hatch. .7. H. Klrkham. J. E. Coop
er, Frank L. Wilcox, E. W. Abbe, A.
H. Abbe, 1". N. Stanley and b. l.
Piatt.
Because Waterbury cancelled the
football game scheduled with New
Britain high school tomorrow oft
ernoon, the local sehoolbays will
take on the New Britain Consolidat
ed team at Klcctrc field.
The Herald want ad column to
night contains 11 advertisements, in
cluding lo rent, for sale, sclentilic
dress cutting and one matrimonial,
as follows: "Widower, 46 years
young, no incumbrances, Income
$4,000 yearly, property $r,2,000,
wants wife who will appreciate
kind ness."
The IT. Oldershaw Co. advertises
fine sweet. Vermont tub butter at 28
cents a pound.
Observation
On The Weather
Tet every fool driver thinks he is
careful, as you do. and blames It on
luck when it happens.
Strangers are a relief at times. It
Is a pleasure to meet somebody who
doesn't wonder how you get by.
HIDING TO A FALIi
OR PLAYING SAFE?
It is declsre In Wafhlngton that
Tresldent Coolldge Is becoming
alarmed At the tenacity shown fcy
the anthracite miners snd operators
In conducting their llttl pxstlm at
th xpen ot the public. It Is said
BETTER MANNERS AT
rnoss-wALKs
Wbil driving the universal ap
paratus of locomotion it is one thing
to obey the downtown traffic signal
and stop the automobile; it Is quile
another thing to stop It at the
w rong spot.
And a cross-over Is the wrong
spot.
To stop the automobile st the
right time when told to do so by
the ubiquitous traffic cop or the au-
NEW SENATOR FROM: THE
POLITICAL FEl'D STATE
Governor Ed Jackson of Indiana
has played a neat trick upon politi
cal friends and foes by refusing to
name former Senator Beverldge as
the successor to Samuel Kalston in
the U. S. Senate. Instead, ha named
a comparatively unknown Indian
apolis lawyer, Arthur K. r.oblnson,
whose only bid for fame was when
he opposed Harry S. New, now
postmaster general, for the senator
shlo nomination. It was after New
was nominated sna aoieaiea cy
Palston and became A lame duck
that ha was shitted Into the Hard
ing cabinet.
There are more political factions
In Indiana than nearly anywhere
else, and at this distance it i dlf-
llcult to judge exactly th motives
underlying the appointment ef
Robinson to the Senate. Of course,
he Is A Republican, and will only
serve until the state election In
1!: choses the successor for the
remainder of the late Senator Pval
ston's term, which cxpire In 1929.
At that' time the people will get a
chance to say what they think of
the Koblnson appointment, If he Is
a candidate at tnai ume, as itcmn
likely.
Tho fact that Uohinson had op
posed New at the primary In 3 916
Indicates Koblnson was A "Watson"
man, which means he was Identified
with the faction luaded by Senator
Watson. The present postmaster
general blamed Ids defeat upon
double-crossing done by Senator
Waison. Finally there was the
Beveride faction, with th result
that ultimately tho Democrats were
able to put Ralston in th Senate.
The Beverldge faction by the way,
may come to llf again now that
he was not appointed to the vacan
cy by the governor.
As stated, politics In Indiana are
still of th old-fashioned kind where
th various factional magnates carry
The rapid climbers don't ditch
thler friends. They Just refuse the
loans, and the friends get mad and
quit.
Estellc isn't unique. All women
love fighters, but, having acquired
one, fear to have him fight again.
Times change; you seldom see a
modern young man who Is too bi
for his breeches.
Now pointless literature Is made
by changing styles! Example: "A
rag, a boue and A hank of hair.'
People brag on .he!r worthless
friends; the test of ability Is to win
spplauje from people who don't like
you.
Tcssie Plays Tolicr
(As Observed by Roland Heller)
Oh. it's my deal Isn't It? Let's
see, how many cards do I give you,
Harold? Five? Oh, that's what I
gave Mabel. How many do I take
myself Oh, well, I have six but
I'll put this funny little two spot
thing back does everybody pass?
Well, I'll pass, too Walt a min
ute, I'll open It Is an aco bigger
than a Jack Y'ou say you'll stay,
Harold? Of course you will. It's too
early to quit yet.
Will It be alright if I draw six
cards? Oh. well, I don't believe
n gambling but I'll bet two of
those white wafers and these red
ones. I don't know how many there
are, and six blue ones Why didn't
ou get. some lavender chips. Har
old? I think they would be so
pretty.
Goodness! You say you'll call
me? What will you call me? I'm
sure 1 didn't do anything well.
I'll bet you those you bet me and
I'll bet some of these red thinga
magigs. I'll bet you hnvo just threa
or four of those little Jacks e.
something. Y'ou can't bluff me
Now am I supposed to tell what I
have? Well, what have I, Harry?
You look. I don't know tho names
of them.
What did you say you have, Har
old? Oh, four sevens? Is that
all? Ha! Ha! What have I got.
Harry? Nothing, did you say?
vny, l nave, too. mere are live
cards there and no two of them
are the name. They're all different
colors, too! Doesn't that lady
with the heart In the corner count
anything? Oh, well, If I haven't
anything I won't call you, that's
all! Say, Harold, you're not go
ing to take all my chips things are
you? Well, I think you're real
mean! I'm never going to play
poker as long as I live!
Some things are beyond under
standing. With winter near, a Ver
mont man tried to break out of a
Florida Jail.
There isn't much wrong In i
country where An honest fhtellectu
al can't think up a word more abu
slve than "yokel."
Correct this sentence: "Lie still
dear," said the husband of ten
years; "I'll get up and And an extra
blanket."
(Protected by Associated Editors,
Inc.)
Washington, Oct. 2S.-r Forecast
for southern New England: Fair
onight; Saturday cloudy, prouamy
ollowcd by rain Saturday alternoon.
Pllgjltly warmer In west portions
Saturday; moderate west and north
west winds becoming eoutheast.
Saturday.
Forecast for Eastern New York:
Increasing cloudiness tonjght. fol
lowed by rain Saturday, "somewhat
warmer; moderate shifting winds
becoming fresh southeast.
Conditions: The storm on tho
coast yesterday morning movea
rapidly northeastward during the
day and is now central over Nova
Scotia. Jt ts followed by a ridge
of high pressure which is produc-
ng pleasant weather in tho eastern
portion ot the lake region and New
England. Disturbances aro central
this morning over Texas and Minne
sota. They are causing unsettled
weather with local showers between
he rocky mountains and tho
Mississippi river. Tho tempera
ture is slightly below freezing along
the northern border from Montana
to Maine. Heavy frosts wero re
ported as far south as Virginia.
Conditions favor for this vicinity
fair weather and not much change
in temperature.
The White House was begun in
1792 and finished in 1799.
Vfo Safe f tlhvq Stores
217 Main Street
Curlex Electric
Hair Dressing Set
Consist of the following:
1. Wraing Hod.
2. Attachment which transform
It into a corllng iron.
3. Attachment for marcelUnf.
4. Comb attachment for drrtat
hair.
Furnished completa with foil
itngth of cord and mriversAl prog
for afttaetitng to any electric na
ture. Ebonized, non-hAtlng
handle And regulating hetlg
unit that the hair cAnnot ba
singed or bnmed.
Regularly $I.9
Special Price QQ,
During October 77w
The Klenzo
Atomizer
Hsa brd rubber stem won't cor
rode ExtrA beATjr tnbmg and
Urge size bnlb Also extrA nasal
tip For tbroet or nose, sprAja
either oil or water.
Regularly $1.30
Special Price QQ
During October uOC
Puretest
Witch Hazel
A pore, clean, sparkling extract
ExtrA strong. Of moch higher
qoAlity than the Federal govern
ment sUndArd. Triple distilled.
Regular 45e pint bottle
Special Price OsTA
During October 07C
Df'IMon L'hornlntc
COVERED
CARAMELS
Special Price
During October, lb,
39c
Volar Cub
ELECTRIC HEATER
Guaranteed 1 Tear
T'rk-ed Ijow
At
$3.95
Uggett's Original
SATURDAY CANDY
AOc lb. Regular
for Saturday, lb.
.39c
WAKE-UP
ALARM CLOCKS
Gilbert Make
Guaranteed J. Tear
rsua! Price 91.19
Now '
$1.00
IMPORTED
TEA POTS
Hook Lid
A Good Value
l or
COFFEE
PERCOLATORS
98c
Pure Aluminum
Unusual Value
98c
ELECTRIC
CURLING IRONS
,' Curlex Jr.
Fully Guaranteed
Vsunl Price 70c
Xow
69c
GILLETTE
RAZOR BLADES
Hcg. $1.00 pkg. CQw
Now OiV V
LIGGETT'S
ELECTRIC
FLAT IRONS
6 pound household size
Guaranteed 1 Tear
Unusual Value
Now . . . . ,
$2.98
KOTEX
Keg. 65c pkg.
Now
39c
CIGARETTES
Camels
Lucky Strikes
Chesterfields
.Sweet Caporsls
2 Pkgs.
25c
CIGARS
King Perfecto .... 10 for 94c
Blackstone to for 91c
Schuylers 10 for H9c
7-20-4 10 for 99c
CUT PRICES
1
Hi.c Siz
fl.'.'O Scott's Emulsion ... (14c .10 Palmolive Soap tic
S 1 .00 Father Johns 70c .30 Kolynos Taste 1ii
?1.25 Absorblne Jr. 79c .60 Pepsodent Sic
."A Hills Quinine lOo .50 Ipana :!9c
.00 McCoy's Cod Liver .50 Pebeco 28c
Tablets 30c .50 Hinds Cream 30o
Mayer's Aspirin Tablets .35 Palmolive Shaving
2 doiien 18o Cream 21c
.15 Boats Rolls 9c .50 Ponds Cold and
,G0 rinex R9c Vanishing Creams . . 39c
.60 Hed Pepper Rub . . . 45c .25 Mum 10c
.GO Bromo Seltzer 36c $I.S0 Oriental Cream .... 99t
.50 Tape's Dl&pepsln ... 39o .25 Djerklss Talcum ... 17c
.50 Listcnne .. . 39c .60 Lablacbe Face
SI. 0 Wampole's Ext 5flc Powder 32c
$1.00 Lavorls 03c .25 Comfort Powder llli-
.00 Sal Hepatica 42c .10 Lifebuoy Soap Oc
.50 Kxlax 33c .50 Amolin Powder 3IU
$1.00 Ovof'.rrin 04c .25 Mennen's Powder ... 19
.25 Beecham's Tills .... ic .50 Musterol 37
$1.60 Kolorbak S'c .60 Mentholatum 32t
$1.00 Clapps Oil 9c $1.00 Beef, Iron, Wine ... 79c
.75 Mellin's Food 53c .50 Millc Magnesia 3(h
.40 Castorla 23c $1.00 Pyorrhoclde Towder 64c
rTho Minute That Seems A Year. By gluyas williams
r.ASlXG HIS LOAD
Tokvo A mall msn hore Is un
der arrest charged with burning
mall, taken from th post office for
delivery. He admits his crlin. but
explains that the weather Is too hot
to carry such loads of mall Around
all day.
FRANK E.G00DYIN
F.jcsIkM Specialist
1ST MATH ST. TEL. 1904
Tn Klass At Kraty Kollcge
(Conducted by Gertrude)
Teacher:
"Mr. Mann, you may Illustrate
th use of the word 'stagnation.'
O. J.". Mann:
"If -women kp on
They'll upset all creation;
When they are All men
'Twill be a stagnation."
...
Teacher:
"Mr. Furst. please give a n-
tenc containing the word 'per
ous.' "
Hugo Furat:
"Whenever we're at Mary's house
(She's such a sweet snd merry
maid)
We dance and sing and she is sure
To porous out some lemonsde."
N. M. Levy.
In K1a at Rraiy Kiddle Kollegc
(Conducted by Gertrude, Jr.)
Teetcher:
"I want the werd wagon from
you. Edgar."
Eddie Caytlon:
"My cuzztn keeps a byslckle
My Ant keeps A launch with a flag
on.
My euriln keeps automobeel
And my little dogs tal keeps a
wagon."
Teetcher:
"'Jtmes,
pleaj,"
th
werd
emotions
WHEN WYt
W P)CE OP
STAKED THE UST OLD NEWSPAPER. ANP THE
KINDL1K6 IN THE ON YOUR T6UKTH
ATTEMPT TO STW THE TDPNKCE: TIRE, AND WITH
EVERY NERVE STOWED VOL) LISTEN TDK 'RESULTS
0 McOure Nevjpipcr Syndicalf
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