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NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, JANUARY 5, 192G.
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New Britain Herald
HSIULU PUHLWHINU CUMPANt
twutfl itn (Suniij rieriH
At Herild II Cliutib Burnt.
iUUSCTilWION RAlkb
11.00 Ti.
IJ 01) Tnitt M"Mli
If... Month.
Bsttrtit it (h l'c t'ltlf l Nv Hitn'n
si Stcor.d MU Miuvt.
TKI.M'HOKK CM.I
P.iliQf lllTir . ...
Edltorlll ISotmit .... Vt
Th etiljr proftub't ilvfriltn tt.,1t.iro
In tin Cl'y. Circulation Pooka and
trau room !; fi 10 ailvntln'.
Hrmbri ol tht oiiulfO l'rr.
Th AMicimd Hi t rlulvtiy n
Ittltd to th on tol re.putilliinl"n rt
.ii r,Hii,l tn It ti' cnt ntherwlfe
trrfitit in iln unrei Jnd io loml I
Btwl publtticil hctvtn.
Mtinbft Amlil llurriiu ol i itrulntion.
Th A. n. C. ! i itlmni oriranKntinn
Which turn'l.r lirwn,uiiei n'l ninn-
iMra with rlt-ily horfi-t annif-tif t ,
ottcuHtlfiii. Our cHciilrit'on tniitir
tr bawl f'Oti thlf mulit. Thi irnn"
protttrtlon usalnM fmti'l tn P"li I t-i
dutrlhulion fautof to llh njHonnl mul
torn) iilcrtiAfi.
Tin ntrnlrt in on 'nn 1Tty in St
tork St Untllnl Nnvn"nn,l. T'm
iiuir: Sehutta'f N(wfiurii!. Eutmncc
OrBd Central. ICllO Strcft.
what cu i.i nr. mom;
Willi MILLIONS
Carilinal O't'onnl of I'.oston,
upealtlng to 4.0'ii nnnibirs of t ho
Holy Nam" sodrty of that cl'y.
told hln nil'lifiii": of Iho good I'ranh
Miiii!"-y i'oul'1 hriM' lon.' wiih
flic $ j". fnoi. (Hoi ',:,' Ik ijiiont hi-1 t"
tho Motroi.cilitan Musiuni of I'iii'.'
rts. Without ihiryiaR tho alu'i
cf the tniisfiim's cifat service to
the metropolis, tho cardinal re
ferred to the accumulation of this
money and its disposal as "malum;
tho widerlahintf an Miip'y and
nouleps ambition."
Judged hy the cardinars standar 1
Mr. Munsi-y was not miic'.i of a
success.
"He did make i! a success
as far as yttins money
concerned, and really,"
was
the
cardinal said.
"when one thin Us
of it, it
ems ihe whol" i him;
was not worth while. For of
thn enormous energy he put
Into his plans, one can only
say that, if a part of that rn-f.-rgy
had been put ill the riyht
direction, wonders would have
been accomplished that would
have brought him satisfaction.
"No one wants to decry art,
but T repeal, there is a certain
liberty which every man has
In disposing of his own goods.
I am not t rit if Isinu : I am only
paying that with $ In.iHiMni'i
much could have been done
for the Kiel; in the hospitals,
the poor In the slums, his own
fellow workmen who helped
to build up his enlerpi lsi s,
"It seepis Unit in I'olloM'iiu;
out a certain sort of purpose
the end of which is money, lh"
heart is dried up. When labor
and toil only produces money
the great spirit of charity so.s
out. No doubt wonderful pic
fires will lie plliel ace 1, Wili'-h
will be enjoyed by those who
can enjoy picnris. Croat it-iI-leries
will be endowed for no n
und women v. ho have lh-'
leisure to war. h r thro.ieli
them.
"This man was a poor hoe,
hut In the piii-s-s-ion of mil
lions he so. -ins to hai'- lost his
touch with that noble, senti
ment of i- 1 1 ii i ei s:-i f in for the
poor, which is the , ry essciiC'
of Christianity. M-n sp-nd
their days an I nUhts in labor
and effort an 1 lor" within
their i"' acii is
power which eo
t v, eiiih rful
: with f:.i:h
Ml' n di'.'ine
1'iinian."
oi' si'.niiv rs
use of inoii'-y
Ms i' an ait
and which
and all tie
The eniii"
d iw n to fllal.il
lifter Oil'' )i;s
i' .
diflieillt to a c, ( '
. rally poss' s-' d
ing of money
p!an usually
ealloiisni ss Ikat
puliation. M "
others of his tv ;
mental training
thi'tie under-'.,''
man that is pai
of a oariliie'l "i
!y ofliror. Wl-.i
plat' s Ho : - i
to nlh v hi''
fsey's U'p" 'e.
on tlo ir 'e.i! .1..
nal's i ' lo ; 'i"
and iu'y do. a
I '
, no: !: n
lh" ioal-
whoh sale
a certain
many
V- 111"
' his f. !!o'v
..it;pm':ii
: i r e'l iire'i-
r.al cent'-m-y
and wavs
of Mr. Mlltl-
I .
thing- Horn a
Mr. Miiiii'v
SUrgeo. i lo ... ,
but r.s ear' I' -posing
of it.
bad in mind
whi'di was te
boldiurs to I
tio'li : v. ,s 1
bis lit ill.. ,1
Like, oM pi;.
rrnlU'd a' si
the rardina!
takes; on th."
such high i'h
millions.
W llul I mm:
Milt OIL
Ml Kill K
WHS
The niiird' r of a
of Indians and w hit'
homa, ostensibly in a
tain their oil hinds, I
that. If pro-en to ha
ii in ii.ia- ;
i
fell to ob-
ei i.-pii aey
. visti ,1, will
rival anything ever thought of by
fiction v.rit.rs. As is g-m rally
known the Osage In iians f.re lh-w.-althicst
per capita group of p"i-
i.'e on the face of the glob., ail
due to the fact lhat an enormously
productive oil field was discovered
upon their lands. Tin y imvo had to
much money flowing into the tribe
ili.it tlpy huo l it toivly pi'." I
to know hat to J with ll, and
stui its tif their foolish efiuris to
" ! 111 part oi their accumulations
luivo from time to tune appear !
.n the public, prlii!:'.
Jut us iivli.iri ot u forim-i j
ly ui'iv . .(J by w lilta Hi' n cut
o: la rye trac'K o: t.-ir. !, i-o 'he C'mik1' '
llidbilis have i'"' ii 'I.'- butts of in- !
numerable model ii i"i oolis; i si J
.'.hell tin; l'-s! raining ll.l lit of t ll- I
ivivi i'iiiii'-n', ftini'ilfinliu; as a 'vurl ,
! Hi.' Indian:-. piiM-lik-d wifil T- i
for'.. i app ats ' i l'. nt that a con
M'ir.try t"ol t'-ot io a hl Jiiiii''h r I
lli,' pi'oi '' hr.irs.
It is a ii' t h i' M.-..-K thai't' r in ;U
wliito iiian's i'a'iun to a wiiho
p''0ph', Cii'1 can only iiiisl that li
l'o fin Hi' lit of Oklahoma :i 11' I th
O il-tail ,L-o''i'i:in nl, iivh- Unit an
in , iita' 1011 has .'tar!' '1, will pio-.-ii
: ,-. wii.i.. '., in.
ninioM, a:i 1 tii.il all thi' fi'ii.ty wnl
I''
C'-iM;
' lit'.
tin
maximum
I'JIIM'i: or WALLS
AMI
in-. m:i.o i:i
Tho Prince of Wales Is 111 y an;
old and unmarried. Never for lmn
di'ids of years lias the lilne-'o-be
ol the Itriliali empire atinlned such
an aw wilhoiit a wife. The Trince
lias not worried about his blessed
single state; he seems to liavo had
the idea that to enjoy one's self to
the full one must be unmarried.
Hut to the people of Knulaud the
situation has been one of irritation.
Kvcn a potential kinif, it seems, has 1
some r 'sponsimiltp H, cniei amoiif;
which is to keep the kingly line in
tact. Now comes the glistening intelli
gence that the rrince of Wales Is
lo marry Princess Astrid of
Sweden. It is no false alarm this
time; the ollickil announcement of
the betrothal Is cxpccti 1 from the
London palace .shortly when tho
princss asain pays her 'stociith
visit to the liritlsh capital. It. may
have been noticed that in this royal
loe affair VJi's princess has been
doins all the visit in;:; among more
ordinary folk the method is the re
verse: Anyway, Princess Astrid has
paid numerous visits to Bucking
ham palace and is greatly liked by
Ihe reiuning family, who repeated
ly imitod her to make r-turn visits.
As matchmakers the king of Kns
land and his consort at last have
made good. Their old' st son finally
has been ensnared in the net.
' Wh'ii Hit. wcddinK takes place it
: will be a grandiose affair, of course,
and every paper in U'e' world will
have a story about, it on the lirsl ;
! page. After that event takes place j
tiie prince will he unable to afford ,
the luxury of faking off any more
hor
I i s w i f
ill
e thai
h"
t.'il;
'T
ir" of him:''
MI HI LY M AXDIMi
M AI; STAI.LI.il ( Alt
Hew i. I'd n must i' In' ii port
d in 1
ihe m v, spi'llfl'V
si .-I ii ling b'-sid
stalled alongsid
was struck ilow
i lia I a person , 1
a n nut "mobile j
of lh" highway , !
and killed by a '
The noc'.denL on , 1
passi.e-,' motori.'f ':'
ihe ',, rlin tiirnpil.
,1
in.ien.
resiiliing in t h" d' -a lh "f a six-year
old boy, naturally prompts lb"
.lestiilU.
To stop along a w . ll-lrav ' li"d
road in erib r 'o "b !'.: '.ir" ap
p, ars to b" on-' of lb.. ni"l haz
ardous of proi'ei dins. This is a
fttet bee. ills' Ihe dli'.'ls ot oni'llsh
ill'; fill's Ill I" lane vry little
i ' ird for
w lio may be
It would be
prudence for
.. sJeiy o: anyou'
eopi, . pear th" ear.
matter ef common
rivirs to slow uj. and
have t'.i-ir care in
iro when I'lis-im;
loaf i'. I" ing rep ie''
! J .e of pril'l' ll''' is
,ii.v i" common.
siomebody wi'h
science is -I ri '. i a g i
.:!'. . P may :ae ''
.-.lino ot tha' . an .
COHipl le COI.-
lo :ir a not her
d: ia:' such
by no men
cou
ll'.is p.m-
1'.'HMT AMI ITS
l,(l I.11MM I.
W. II. .V'''' is r.'s r
1 1 :. . : man's l"i''
v. i . printed in ' . "
ring, ear.n' f bu' r- c
Ib leld
iVe tii"
i r on"
. 1 tl,"
la
la : rein
d 1'
i;i.
I..
t-'-.ti. w ha', v r his rt
lai.p. n lo b", tht'T ' re
,.i ri ".iit.n, not the re-
hypoiTlte, but that Of
;. i. . arncsl :" h- r 1o
i lb .I1" manner.
,. v aioi'Upt' d to :;.i- -
pel. Vl'i'll brut'', p.''
of in:-: IIH'tS V I'lieh Ill'iy
:.. v ,v or a nether. If
', s' ii.s'inets pr'.p'i
,. coin" a b ad'-r and an
lrealn:
i
he ! ts t li in K' l
him
m i. d
nd allows him
aw.iy by th. :n.
habl"
o 1 om
a tiling u- -
a conien.i
ibl
outcast. Ail
hie
r n 1 a powf rful x-
! position of 1
I phsychologi' al
j1y.
asie facts
the
male up of
hunntn-
Tl: uistisiCs
kind is b'-tt.r
lo gaide tl'.i-m
r.. Is. His v ili
should exist, niall-loi-
the opportunity
along proper chiin-I-.
improved by so
doing, his body is improved, pr
rc-
sumably his coul Is Improved and.
urmuestlonably. he is handing dowu
his hin-iiijili in overcoming letup
luilon to Us chii Iron, tin ini
I ' r o i 1 1 k pe.-t.-i'liy. Is imt that cur
obc in !if" i"i I l'.iiU '.'
We ar not prnHMi's .Mr. - 1 J i" -son,
f.ir tr in it, wi agp- with hltn.
Hut. u v," 'olluw uluiig his train
of Ihui.j.iil and no Ij r.- i i ll, we.
on ! r wSit Is- " Mmw of :
r;ic" muM some i,'t the prof- Manual
r firm, rn of the .;:y, and tn
not placii.i; th" speaker in (hi
cut. aery, have tlp-ir way v.'i, our
Inns'.' "I:i, would. If tlpy could.
r cnl.it' en i . ry iic'ion, r li;;ious,
l" i senal. itti'l et:.'.TlM', I 'tit par-
nr.fl..rly peiMuril. Tlu re are many
p-rs.'iis about th'.i globe ihai proii-
: lev K" ' Mice. e,, d ll'iil.ibly ill
'laiiiiiu tie ir inslini'is accoi'ding to
th'ir id'-as. Home ot tiieiu, m ihe
Tni'"! Stales with wliuli we are
p:ir'i"ii!:.i'ly ennc. rie 1, hav e n
'It to go beyond that and to cause
laws lo lie made which r- sululc
lb" in: iiv.'i.'i of i.lli'rs, ! In
the o'h'rs no "Choice," .Some of
i
punish- I them are talking even more radl
Jc.i! regulations. What will happen
.if they succeed? What will he the:
result if Immunity is so governed i
that P has no will, or no chtie
or no instinct, call II what you will,
left ?
The tendency, of some pure
minded, well intentioned, but mis
guided foil; is to force laws upon
all of us which tend to shrivel and
warp will power by making It im
possible for Immunity to go any
way but 1 licit which it. should. Th"
creation of a standardized world is
le iugjat'empted. one man in it not
to differ from his fellows in in
stinct, belief, or desire. This can
not take place in our day and gen
eration but ultimately too much
regulation will so stilt humanity
that. it. will have no instinct left.
Then what will becomo of the
power to be good, to be religious,
to follow an ideal? It will he gone,
with our oilier instincts. Being gone,
to what may we look for redemp
tion? We cannot say, but we are
willing to state that a man who is
not good through choice, who is
not devout because he wants to bo,
and wants hard to be, is not good
at all, t'Von though he lives the
life of a saint because he doesn't
know any better. All of which re
turns to
thought.
.Mr. Aldei'son's
we believe.
train of
SAX I ItAM ISCO'S I.I .SSOX
TO MOW BHITAIX
P now has been nearly two dec
:' e's :inee F in Francisco was
-v.'epi by an oarthuuah'o and rn;:ed
by a fir". How Ihe chy by the
floWen Gale arose from its a.vh"S
and today is as proud as ever is a
story know u 'o all. '! he epUre na
lion took pride jn ipe manner in
which the stricken ci'y raised il
sef from tlie ''.' 'oris and again
rear'. its proud head to Ihe akies.
And the nation is more than
mddly iulrrosle. in the remarkable
kins for a war memorial group of
nil lings that are to be const rucf -d
at the present i'iic. Or nf'r of
lie cpy wiiieh alleady inellldes th''
Ity hall stale building public 11
r.'irv and - pr.si: ion aiiiliioriiini.
i The ad h'ions to
eautlMll
e bea u-
I op I'J.
I .egion
II to the
) fell ill
buildings are tu he evi n in-
I
, tiful and are to iivlude ;
house ,'.,n 1 mi Am i ica
I uiHiii? both to b" d' lieat
memori' s o' Ani' ri- ai
lb" WorM War.
: pin Francisco I. a"
I on th' se plans sine.
: to say il ii iiiii'' d tiv
' for' to briiis" about a.
! Ihe di-i am. Hut the
'Ireinn is to be f al
i n working
llifjn. Tim! is
ye;irs of ef
renlk'.n; ion of
pein' is lh"
ad and the
j money has be. n sub-nil
d. That
I" ii. e I'. OO .,i...n.
i Cnmpari'ons may be
bit odious,
but t-onK'l i'lT S I i'.ey
: In New Fri'iti:! th' r,
. qui nt sometimes
ire p.-c ssary.
l as been fro
inf ri rjiiont.
talk o:' ill' needs tor a civic audi
torium. There also once was talk
e" a memorial to the soldiers.
N'eiihrr has mat . i ialii'.ed. It is un
likely Hint, ther- wi l Ic a civic
auditorium an 1 a war memorial
built si-parC'-ly in 'i is city, then
-.vl.y not combine t).. two'.' A civic
auditorium, wi'h .-id -iiuaie rooms
for soldi- i".' oi'gan'.zaiions included.
micht be l;e 1- a', and niot s. rvice
.:be kind of a war memorial. It
would be snniiUdng to lienor the
m,,.,ri-s .f th" .! ::! and give
s. rv ;,' to 1 1c livina.
11 is id'" to say tha' San F:an
' i iv.-n is a much l.irg. r f-ity than
New Pritnin and thereftire this city
iino! attempt things that nr." pos
li'e in such ii larg" ,-pv. We
would not. a't'-mpt ii s nri"':. and
n.iiH not v sirainitu- hi" city's
. t' sources to do what is si'ggested.
H.in Fr.inei. n has fac. d greater j
i
s-'ha.ks than any ci'v in America
and has risen from the dust like
the Statu" rf l.ib'ity ris'-s from
lio- waters of New York bay. H j
do. s things b.iaiuse i' is built that!
way. Must it be .t.innliy said that
I hose things can only occur in the I
west and tint in the . as!, where !
p.-ople an- "more c-.r.. rvative .
Perhaps u " are tiitufly too con-s.-rvativ
. .
If th" authorities and civic as- ,
so.-ia'ioi.s go' I.. hin 1 this audi-
toiinm an 1 war memorial plan and j
xecuied it nothing that has j
curred In generations in New Brit
ain would receive such hearty com-
mendation from the public.
Facts and Fancies
Things .v-n up. Whore lliu winter
Isn't luu I. nr. I, tho roads nru too
Soft.
E.p"rpnce i.s just 'the buslne.-! of
exchanging u ii'tsii appiilto for
cynk ism.
Yon
do lit'l
I lt.li.
can tt: an nil, n. H" Knows
.-.aiiif ln.i has to s,ii alt Kns-
1 : i.-: 1 1 ' v i-.
: hof... v.'. aK
n ."ii'.'ll":i!
noiinn to nt '
titi-h for
it.
They're much alike, M. n talk
shop and women talk shopping.
Con-nlel'Illg wi,
for, lei-haps the
U OUl.l be " : to- Co
it rid timers fell
flireit opref.M0ll
"1 old .laze."
Olll.sl'l
I'.alkans
Hi' iiis"li
rs CI ll't S'"e jus
: joilld wish to e
, -', bill perhaps
why the
it erini:ii:i e
hey know
lies-.
Anieri'
other
v. eat her.
i ni.'in: Keioielng I hat some
erion i.s having worse
Progress: Mak'S a better nuiii.e
tnip: subscribes to a clipping bu
reau; is Invited to address a lunch
eon club.
volt isn't it ju.sf as sporting to be
come a profes-.ional player as a pro
fessional coach '.'
Monroe Doctrine: A scheme of
regional influence that, existed be
fore the time of airship bases.
The next war may he in tho air,
but the explosions will be down on
! he ground as usual.
Proof Unit podeetrians are poor is
that none has endowed his pet
emergency ward.
They say Americans drink lemon
ade In Germany, but why has Ger
many a law against lemonade'.'
Two instances in which 1
more and get less: every
Frocks; Government.
e pay
year:
The easiest way to insult a small
I town is to ask wherein its import
ant citizen is important.
l.et'a sio; only eight more
mi-ills on Christmas presents
then we're ready for spring.
pay- I
and
I
Joke: An Annrican who hasn't
learned to sp. ak English in tl' years
trying to I'-am French by mail in
Six W"i lis.
Correct this eeuteiie. . "ii,- drinks
a lot," sh" admitt'd. "but he's too
nice to oif'T a girl one."
(Pro'ected by Publishers syndicate)
25 Years Ago Today
Fa rlin will no: oppose .'.w p.ril-
ain's a!ti nipt lo utilize land in
llerlin for sewer beds, it was
leiirned from a, Perliu ollicial today.
Among the petitions tiled in the
si orel.iry of state's oll'ieo yesterday
was one from Orson F. Curtis of
this city for a seal in Ihe house of
I". pr"Sent:iUves.
owing to tin: large number of
cas. s of .-earl"! fever that have .It
vlopid in Herlin dining tho past
we-k. it is necessary lhat thn r of
Hie schools be closed for nn in
delir.ite length of time.
M.arcus Whit", principal of the
Normal school, will lull; on "Old
Popular English Music" at the
Willimantic Normal school tomor
row night at S o'clock.
Among Sx topics which are to he
brought up for discussion in pre
paration for the new charter are
the following: "Whether or not
commissioners should be ij.-iltO hy
the council, or appointed by the
mayor, or appointid by tho innvor
with confirmation of the council."
Observation
On The Weather
Washington, Jan. ,". ForecaM
for Pout hern N"iv England: Lain
tonight and Wednesday; warmer in
west portion lonighl, colder Wed
nesday, fresh to strong southw.st
winds.
Forecast for Eastern New York.
Probably rain toni-rht or Wednes
day; wanner in sou'h portion to
night; copier Weir..... lay; tnsh.
possibly strong southwest winds.
Conditions: Cloudy and foggy
weather with light to heavy rains
pn vails this morning in the New
England districts and westward and
.'outiivv, st ward to Hie Lake region
and the west Gulf coast s. c'ions.
Tiie center of the western tl,s
turhanre is now located over Lake
Superior. Pressure conditions are
lower and falling oft the north At
lantic cos. A strong area of high
p:.s-ure with center over llah
i.v. rspr. ads the Hocky Mountain
districts and Pacific Coast section.
Tempor.it nn s are higher this morn
ing in northern New England and
the St. Igivvrenre valley but con'inue
without much change elsewhere.
Conditions tavor for this vicinity
rain follow, . 1 by clearing and slight
ly coldir Wednesday.
,i. r. osonoii hies
Ifed Stone, Colo.. Jan. 5 (1 John
leM'land Osgood, 74, founder and
formerly president of the Colorado
Fuel and Iron company, and at the
time of his death president of the
i Victor American I'm 1 company, died
of cancer at his homo here last
j night.
He ta survived by a widow. There
are no children.
MAxsotffomuiJuaci
Souil nil i oiniuuiili allium to I uu
Kliup l.illlur, tun' Of Hit' Ni'W
llrliuiii llerahl, ami your Icliei
will Ix: lonvuiileil to New York.
- - - --
"l,i-t Wo l utsct:"
Chrlslmas, It set ins, has long since
SOIlfi
I'.i.t still its memory lingers nn
And bilks le t p coining, coming yet
I .est wo forge-,, lest we forget!
l)ol', Her Hill
Ablsai'.: "Wlin t do you do with
our war souv . nirs'.'"
Kuiily; "My dear! I've already
luarri 'd two."
thi. r.ic; i'Ai:in;
Hy John Mi-trn Gilbert
I ,aw on the bill boards a sign
Announi: hi:; a circus parade;
p made my blood tingle like wine,
For always lh" tins-l and braid
Hum: Hiiill d nn- J-ince kiddihood
days,
And now, though I am a grown
man.
I'll travel a mighty long ways
To goo oil" whenever I can.
Parades of all kinds get my eye!
The Faster Parade finds ine there!
The one on the Fourth of July
I love for its fan faro and blare.
And each noon I fall into lino
To parade to thetjinlng room door;
I think that parade's pretty fine,
I couldn't like one any more.
I like to parade with my lodge
At conclaves, and funerals, too.
Am I .Marshall? Oh, no! That
dodge!
And yet I'll confess this to you:
Thete's one where I do not evade
The leadership honors so bright
I'm first in tho week's big parade
To the bathroom on Saturday night!
Hrukc
Walsh: "Do you think an auto
mobile takes a man away from
home?"
Dyer:
takes the
man."
"is, and It sometimes
home away from the
Mrs. Sarah Fiorlto.
Sonic Hargnin!
It was i heir wedding anniversary,
and mother sent Theodore, aged 12,
to the store to get some cigars for
fat her.
tehe. gave him n quarter, and toid
him to get two cigant.
In a short time Theodore came
back very much oNeilod. "Oh, moth
er," he exclaimed, "I got such a bar
gain! I got five for a quarter."
, Dorothy K. Hull.
LITTLE I'l.EI'S BEHIND THE
SCENES
Police Headquarters
(Observed Ity Prisoners No. SG 5
and No. 1711)
The Chief Everybody attention!
Patrolman MoMurty, make your ru
port! Anything new on your beat?
MeMarty 1 have important news,
Chi. r. The Pnilth'H on Main street,
have ii new cook. Good-looking, too!
Tiie Chief I'll send an officer
over ihere right away! Went, there
any casualties las', night, men?
O'Hara Yes. sir. I was kissed last
night nothing serious, and I'm hav
ing a special offi"."f working on teh
I'iise.
The Chief Well, report to the
police surgeon. I his miisin t gel mio
ihe itewspapers. Did you kiss back?
O'Hara Yes, but none ol my
kisses look effect. J suggest mat. we
put C.issidy on the case. lies a
crack kisser, and lies not alraid ol
getting powder on his sleeve.
Tii" Chief Good Idea! Now, men,
1 liavo- welcome news for you. Every
ticket has been sold for the Police
man's Hall, and not a shot was fired!
It was a great piece ot work. My,
by the way, a murder or some
thing was commuted an hour or so
ago. Do any of you fellows know
anything about it?
Coasidy I didn't do it!
Chorus of Policemen We didn't
either!
The Chief Well, then, it isn't our
affair. Now then, every man jack
of you bo on Tamd for tho Police
man's Hall! And when you dance,
for Heaven's tsako move your feet
faster than you do when walking
your beats!
IX KLASS AT KllA.Y KOM.EGE
(Comlnetoil by Gertrude)
Teacher:
"Miss Sue, 'administrate' is a nice
easy word for you to put into a sen
tence." Sue Pcrstitious:
"I celebrated New Year's Eve
And made such a great racket
For two days in tho hospital
They administrate jacket."
Teacher:
Mrs. Lo'. do you think you can get
'haughty' in your best cockney man
ner?"
Seena Lot:
"1 don't mind, Yor I.udship, Tm cat
lin' of mo names.
An' if he slaps mo a trifle, oo
cares ?
Them's his just an' legal rights such
as any 'usband 'as
But haughty to kick mo down
stairs?"
Noel Dutton
KRAZY KIXKERGAnTEX
(Conducted by Gertrude, Jr.)
T"t'tcher: .
"Dorothy, your a long gerl, try a
long werd, its 'seditious.'"
L'ot Jt. Eyes:
T had to eleer the tabic after com
pany last, nite,
They used so meny plaits I felt reel
vicious,
It was time for me to go to bed wen
all were put away.
And eveti In my sleep I could
seditious."
Teetcher:
"May, I'll call on you as usual.
Try unusual.' "
May I See:
"Now cut out that whining,' my
mother cried,
T se.l no, so dont ask whyfore,
I'll i-iva you a alap la a mlnnlt
ismngtoii
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Q. Where was the body of Floyd
Collins finally buried ? Can you tell
me something about tho funeral?
A. Floyd Collins was burled on a
small hill overlooking Crystal Cave,
Kentucky, April 26, Zli. About Sun
people attended the funeral. The au
tomobile containing the body left
Cavo City, Kentucky, followed by
about 50 automobile. Funeral ser
vices were conducted by the l:ev, J.
S. Hmith, of Central City and Rev,
K. H. Noel, Howling Green and last
ed about one hour,
Q. Can you tell mc some way to
rid a house of ants?
A. The surest way to keep a
house free from ants is to leave no
food lying about on shelves or in
open places where they can reach
it. Ants go where they can find
food, and if the food is kept in met
al containers or tightly covered jars
or Ice box, they cannot reach it and , t
will not ftay. Cakes, bread, sugar f j
and meal are equally attractive to t
ants, and should be carefully pro- j ,
lected. Floors should be swept fre- I
quently to collect stray crumbs that 1
may have fallen. Tartar emetic and , i
powdered sugar In equal parts, :
moistened with a bit of water and ; I
placed near their haunts will drive j
ants away. Where a house Is bad - i
ly infested, the legs of table.-, j
box or cupboards may be set in cans
of water and the water in turn
treated with a few drops of kerosene
or crude ojl to prevent mosquito
breeding.
Q. How many Atlantic and Paci
fic Tea stores are there in the
L'liif.d States?
A. About 1(1,00".
Q. Arc rats and mice the same?
A. No, but they belong to the
same rodent family, the genus, Mus.
They vary in sir.e and habits.
Q. Have you any information
about the smallest three-tube radio
set?
A. Tha,wallest one, of which we
have Snowl0(',Se' measures 3
inches long and M inches higji. It
operates v head (phones and a loud
speaker. " t
Q. Is
JIark .Twain s daughter
living?.'
A. Jljs daughter, Jean, died a
number dt,years ago and was buried
at Elmira, New York.
Q. What 1 ethe meaning of "Wi
nona"? A. It is a Sioux Intllan name
meaning "first-born daughter".
Q. "Who ts the author and pub
lisher of tho novel "l.'ndrr Ihe Cres
cent"? A. Mrs. Helen H. Shlpmnn is the
aullior,ond the publisher is Grosset
and Dunlap, 1140 Broadway, New
York City.
Q. Why are green and red used
so conspicuously In Christmas decor
ations? A. To carry out the holly color
scheme and give a cheerful lone to
the! decoration.
Q. After whom wa the. I". S.
Unusual
have something to cry
F. T. Henderson.
for.' "
I'iii! Fare
Conductor: "Y'ou must, pay full
tare for the boy, Madame.
Madame: "What! Do you honestly
think he's that old?"
Conductor: "Think he's that old?
Why. lady, at first glance I thought
he was your husband!"
C. W. Cronin.
(Copyright, 1926. Reproduction
Forbidden)
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Q. Is Richard liarthelmess the
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his latest picture? Who is his lead
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i iiitle village of fewer than S.finu per
i sons. Its altitude, more than a mil"
i above sea level, helps to make the
! winter climate severe. When the fa
' mous winter sports begin its popu
lation is more than doubled and
! many of the neighboring villages
'benefit, from Ihe overflow. It is not
ed not only for its wonderful sled
ding but. there are many other out
door sports such as i-ki jumping,
hockey, ice skating, hiking, etc. In
addition many tourists visit the place
annually for its mineral walers and
the wonderful curative properties of
Ihe cold bracing air.
Q. Did the Hursum Hill over fin
ally pass?
A. Tiie Hursum Hill to increase
pensions of certain soldiers of th.
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STATE
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6tt)YAb
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