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NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, MARCH 5, 1926.
New Britain Herald
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qtiir.i Hchnlti't Kmwtsneii. Entrnc
Gr.iJ Ceairsl. :nt) Stmt.
coon advici: ntoM
mi:. mi.i.lon
The ndlce to the nallon In con
nection wi'.h the Block collapse,
irlven by Secretary of the Treasury
Mellon yesterday, lo all Intents and
purpoiea was the volco of the ad
nilnntratlon. And It was good ad
vice to all inch nervous individuals
who saw in the collapse a symp
lom that business might be reflect
ed by the stock slump.
According to the secretary, tho
slump was an Inevitable result of
over-speculation. That we have had
too much speculation for months
has been patent to alii Indeed, It
was a ma 'tor of concern long be
fore the stock crash came.
I'undnmc ntal business conditions
are. just as they were before the,
price reduction transpired on the
stock exchange. The country owns
Just as much property and goods;
identically the fame productive
power exists; and tin: buying power
of the people has not been touched.
Booms and slumps follow each
other In the stock exchange, the
secretary held, until a normal po
sition is found. Stocks that arc not
worth a rips"d up speculative price
cannot remain high indefinitely.
.Stocks will reach their level, just
like water.
wm :iti: poiht exists,
COMMIT!-: skxtkxci:
The action of Governor Al Smith
of New York in commuting the
sentence of Anthony Pantano of
Hrooklyn to life, mipi isonnient
upon the day set for l'antnno's cn
eeution was a move that will
commend. Itself to the public gen
erally in view of the reasons given
by the governor.
In view of the fact that, three
out of seven justices in the higher
courts of New York had declared
the man had not been legally and
properly convicted the governor
could seareeiy dd otherwise, in the
interest of justice, than to com
mute the m-ntem-' .
As condition:! now are, i: at any
iuiiire time it is found that the.
'i.nc .birth's ri--"iii and the
our oihu t- wrong, it will not
be ion lutr. for !!. s'ate In make
aiie nds.
T!.' re. wiii. ns!'ri':.'. doubt a I out
cn:ii :-u in this c.n.-j to Nat'
i :i i,' t he ;;r. i ii'ii 'h a'-' ion.
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of !!..: T.'ti.'s e'a',,.:.- .;,;.
i"oj'le fr-o;';" e';ili:o:-;;a. are
berrying 1r ! jdi-c- to tak- :i
lit tie- H' t!;."l.,n ! for- til" Us
away.
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sc'ne l 1- de'.l-i-f to a ra ' 1-d
pos'as-.- s'.m'p tl.:.' w- .:;:itl ih;r.lt
of the AiUb ey r.vrr.
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pro'est. iiR.iltis' i !f! I lolly w ood
yoke'' was lemp-r'd nil ii th
ineiit by a i'. ilM) t'l'ai-r ov.nT
that if Uri'.ish pictufi. w-r- foic-1
upon ll.ei.i th.-y woubl be ; 1
with hai'.l.i hi -ry. as lb- I'.ii'i'-h pub
lic will not K s i- 'h-m. T .- ira
ton is t ; a i th y cannot c-.oip t
wdtli the mncnitule of prnduci ir-n
that is n common ir.-i 1-nt in Am-1-ican
pictures
rrodurmg mo' ion pictur-s is ti;-ne-.ven
of ai's; and it is an ret in
which Americans h.iv. t :riiicn-I
I lie -a 01 i l.
("oni ite.' ii . to S inter Mc
Lean o p "in? l'i cac-li.!. on l is
sena'ci ial . - :-..iy l-.rtl;-;
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to !'--'- S:itvri a bev n1, :i he
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jou do:, t retd 'iee bed.in.e i to.y.
EXWUGIXO THi: C'OIXCIL
or Tin; u:agik
Sir Auta Chambirlaln, BiitUh
foreign accretary, lis J every rson
to admit "I'ha delicacy of tUu c
caalon" when he adelreesetl Oti
Kouae of Commona relative to hi
Mtltudo reeirdlng the admission
home other nation or nations 10 the
Council of tha League of Niitionn
In addition to Germany.
H'.r Austen has had a hard week.
Press and public In his country
have belabored him not to forget
the promises nin.de at I.ocarno. The
Itiltlhh viewpoint that Is. tho
viewpoint of virtually all the news
papers, the publle and parliament
hai I.chi that as a definite prom
ise was tilven at I.ocarno regarding
a suit for the German republic In
the I.easuo of Nations, nothing be
Instigated at this time to defetit
tho spirit of Locarno or fame a
reversal of Oermon willingness to
Join the League, The main Idea be
hind tho lirltlsh uttltudfl seems to
be that Germany join the League
and thus co-operate most effective
ly with Hie other European nations.
The plan to give Council seals to
Poland, Ppaln and Ilrazll In addition
to a e'at for Germany developed
slnro tho Locarno conference.
It Is more Important to have Po
land as a permanent member of
the Council than any of the other
two nations mentioned, In tho esti
mation of some Kuropean obsvrv
i is.
The week's campaign In the press
has had the object of forcing Cham
berlain to emerge from his shell and
press has had the object of forcing
him to come from out. his shell and
give the public an inkling of what
was In his mind. In saying that
England would not oppose unani
mity among other members of the
League Council ho went only half
way toward saying what he pre
ferred to do, although tho other
half can be guessed. IIo seemed to
assume he would be an uninstruet-
cd spokesman. It requires unaniml
ty for action in the Council, and If
Chamberlain is not to oppose una
nlmlty it means Kngland will not
oppose either Poland, Fpaln or
Israel becoming permanent. Coun
cil members. It is believed all other
members of tho Council are in
favor of this change.
At present tho possibility of To
la nd gaining permanent member
ship at the coming Council session
along with Germany depends alto
ge'her upon Great I'.rltain and hqy
Chamberlain is instructed or is not
instructed, l.'prm the basis of what
ho said yesterday, if be is allowed
to represent r.r'nain as ho wants to
do, Poland will get a permanent
seat at onco; it not, then this mat
ter will remain in abeyance. If
Germany enters the League and
Council later it. will depend upon
how Germany feeds about permit
ting Poland to join tho Council, as
according to the Council's rules,
one objecting nation can block any
new permanent entry.
So far the re have been no cables
from P.erlin Indicating Germany
would not. join the League should
Poland be granted a seat at the
convnr s' s-sion of the Council, but.
tm rely assurances that It. Is "of
ficially understood" entry will lake
piece as decided upon at the Lo-
carno conterencos. 'mere: snouiu oc
no valid objections against a per-
man-in. seat for Poland upon the
; Council.
, M'AMI o nn: T.M'.Il r
I Tariff tinkering does not see-m to
he e Mii-ely ele:ie at h ast certain
influential members of the Demo-
I critic lady in Congress arit In
e'ine.i to niiiko It an issue during
the eoncri ssional elections; nnd
! p-rh.1. ps j.lso in tho next prisid-n-
I ti:il e 1-e'ion.
I In somn respects the same, sec
j tion.il iliCii-uPi-s beset tho Iiemo
' cratic parly ac fall to the lot of the
j li-puldi.-ans. The ability to please
! nil sections of lli'i country at the
; same tim- is g-liing to bu a tcr-
noies here 10 i0' n panics.
In th- e'tS" e.f tho Democrats, the
tnniT iMi" might "sin them ron-
cp:'sicinl sues m th
v, . .-I ; bu' S'i-h a 11 iss'i
1- :..r . miviiM. d .! mc
south and
leav-s llt
acy in I lie
i nil ust . ta
ih- r,
Hut per-
tienal committee
I PHI
.-n't
: e-.i-ii to e'l.ang- tin; poliii
, i in ih- i art e ry great ly.
Tl
P"
ef winning sea's iv.vre
'hi M-iori'":; ai'fl ir.M. easily won,
and wi'h the, if.su-, that will most
easily hiing resul's. will count for
ror.-l b i.ildo in Washlngion when
the ivv.es tl' Cmigre-stm"!! afl-r the
r.'Mt election an: conni.el.
publicans are confronted with
nr probl-ms. Tho political talk
''.mil
pa' sounds iinpi"..e in the east
m-r Iv t. - h-K -.ii'h.ws In the
rortl.ws' and r h-re there
arc a ninny congr. M-lonal
s.-ats to !'!- if th- paity isn't ear
ful. A March ccd I sp' II always seems
si nnse.'iHnn.'ibl.-. if not unreason-
e -p. daily for those who
theou-h they lad ecioiie'i coal in
the .,n lo lest tb" r-iuuiti'liT 0.'
'!.e inter.
The l;:..Ue,,oit G
ly i on.'- h-. :i V :: lie
Jtorub.it'k 'o "moll
law. The bing may
lej'.'li coii'.i ssior.s.
. el. p. eibi:t-
V .1 by I., cs
'y" the ripper
dO 11 il he Sets
SlCCi:SS OF WOMt.N
AS IIONII SVLLS.ML.N
Powu In Now York, whoro dis
ceverlut aro being nude dally by
erudite rcperlere for the public
prima. It he been founej that half
a dottn or eo of women bond
talesmen attached lo Wall atrect
trma are aniong tho beat "pro
ucera'' cn the street.
Ihat is to nay thelr.average ef
aejes of bonds la higher than the
remit nnd fllo of men In tho bust
no. Only tho top-notchera of tho
mm can surpass them, and even
the are being hard pressed.
Another big business auccets
succeed credited to women. Again
they ve shown that they are the
equal el men!
Thea wemcn got started in the
bond-acting business during the
Liberty loan drives when they went
out Into tho highways nnd byways
and sok government eacurltlea to
tho patriots who could not go to
war. It was while telling the pro
spective buyers of the Liberties
and tho Victory Issue that they
might as well Invest, because if
tho war was lost their money would
bo of no more value than tho
bonds, that they took a liking to
the business and remained in It
after the war ended.
Come to think of it, however,
why can't a woman be a good bond
salesman. When a man bond tales
man enters he con be treated like
omo men book agents ara treated;
but who in his senses could treat
a woman that way? The busiest
business executive, approached by
a trimly dressed woman selling
anything from lead pencils to
bonds, would hava lo sit up and
lake notice. Catch a mere man not
taking notice when a pretty girl
stands or sits In front of him.
It 1b easy to turn down a man
by aaying no buying is being done;
that the threatened buyer Is sold
on everything ho can be sold on;
that he is not in tho market for
a thing except medicine with which
to get rid of a cold; or that he is
nlatn broke at the moment. No
body would think of lying in that
manner to a woman. .Small wonder
these wonvn bond salesmen can
get by with lug sales.
Wome n us bond salesmen have
such a huge advantage over men
bond salesmen and over tho weak
ened resistance power of prospects
that it is really a wonder they
haven't the entire field to them
selves. But. as yet no woman lias tried
to sen uS bonds. Tho last party
who called us up from a. New York
bond house over the long distance
.telephone offering a block of oil
stock which most certainly was
due for a rise Just as soon as wo
bought it was a mere man. But
he didn't make the sale. We have
wondered ever since whether a
woman on the other end of the
wire could not have improved her
opportunity.
SCANNING THE SEWS
A fellow planned to wed a girl,
Her father wired a ban.
It cannot, be,
It happens she
Is half-sister to the man.
Two poker sharps who played it
wrong,
And thus their fortunes mended,
Have, jumped their bail,
Kscaping jail,
1'nless tiiry'i'c apprehended.
The Bridgeport boys a visit paid
To the all-powerful J, Hanerey.
As (ill went well.
We can foretell
Sumo political chicanery.
The Prohibition agents grabbed
A great big load of beer.
Th-y have it yet,
'Twon't bo an wet
In a town not far from here.
J.-iek Pershing lost his te-th, 'tis
s.'iid,
But no more he'll hae lo tight.
In futurity.
His bark will be ,
.V lot worse than bis bi'.
Th- Fifth ward voters s
tin moving t'lty hail.
As all oi-rs pay.
'Ti1; s ife to s ly.
It won't he moved at all
ill Insist
Tl.
ove r.
They
place
i'ennf yhanii coal
ftrike
I'sssaio furnish' s ano'hir
have come as regular in one'
as in the other.
Prnse'cuiing parents for neglect-
Irg children Is not only possible buUi
ofte n necessary.
If the north enebrs ge't up rcli
ii.'iis for an auditorium at the Old
Puriltt school site instead of for a
city beill perhaps they will pee. vic
tory. There ,-ard sharps evidently de
rided the y could afford to skip bond
on a JS.eejO "deal."
The mayoralty eampaien
awakes. The j.a'i.-nt now is
in?.
slowly
rally-
About th" or.'y difference hetw.-en
the middle' and upper c!us.sca in
Ativrici U that th" mid lie cla.-s has
nipp. r at C Instead of dinner.
Facts an J Fancies
Pj IlOIiEItT QWLLKN
The coal trlk coat many mil
lions, not counting tho powder
used to resurface noses.
A reatauraut Isn't like home, At
x reatauraut you can't be sure thu
dinner tcrapa ara used for aupper.
According to aelence apace doesn't
Increase, but you'll note-a that an
empty head usually swells.
The ability to talk may convince
you that man In superior to the
monkey If you don't listen to the
talk.
Hatred for strangers probably ha
Its gi'ne,sls when the child in told to
speak its piece for the nice man.
And unci) In a great whllu a soft
answer also turns away a speed cop.
Tho queer tiling about landslides
In the West Is that many of the vic
tims aro republicans.
Back In Teddy's time, the White
House spokesman was a chap who
showed his teeth and eald "liully:"
Perhaps the silver dollar could
lie popularized by making it out of
aluminum.
To the blase, a new wife Is Just
another woman who will stand for
kissing.
Noah planted vines. "I'll take
no chances on this pro-flood stuff,"
eh id lie.
When the meek Inherit the earth,
who will there be to make them
carry out the ahes?
Another cause; of unhappy mar
riage's is the sight of a girl who
caught a richer man.
As we understand it, a dangerous
reduction in tho tax levy is one
suggested by the minority.
Modern girls are line, but. "Sure,
old thing" isn't as satisfying as
"Yes, darling, I'll marry you."
The American continent is sinking
slowly, and soon all except moun
tain tops can bo staked out. for lots.
It doesn't help even to live inside
your income, if you live previous to
tt.
Correct this sentence: "He's ten
this month," said tsho, "and ho
never bangs a door or forgets his
rubbers."
(Protected by Publishers
.Synelicate)
25 Years Ago Today
Clyde Fitch's war play, "Barbara
I'rietciiie," will be pre'scntcd by
Charles Krohman at the Ilusswin
Lyceum this evening. Miss Effio
ICUsler will play the title role,
Tho annual report on sewers
made to the state legislature yester
day states that New Britain has 45
miles of streets and i!7 of sewers,
discharging into two small water
courses. One is Piper's brook,
which empties Into the Park river
and flows through Hartford; while
the other is Shuttle Meadow brook,
which flows into the Kebethe river
and tho Connecticut. The city has
been obliged to pay $r.'i,i'KiO In dam
ages to residents along these water
courses, while the. city of Hartford
Is seeking $50,000 moro and an in
junction. Berlin is opposed to the
sewer beds, but probably mostly for
sentimental reasons, not liking to
have another town's sewage dumped
In it, even if no elamage is done.
The Landlonls' Protective associa
tion nut in Calumet hall on Church
Street last, evening and elected the;
following directors: John W. Allen,
W. L. Damon. Clark Kdwards. D. A.
Parsons. Philip Dlebl, Leon Llegey,
and Fred Knged.
The first hearing on elamage
claims as the result of moving back
the Arch streeit. line was held last
night. The Savings Bonk, through
Judge Coats, aske-d for $27,450. W.
L. Hatch spoke for the I. C. Judel
Co., and 1 O. Piatt for tho Y. M.
C. A.
The highest scores In the New
Britain Chess club tournament Inst
night were made by Messrs. Kirk-
bam. Middle-mass, Larison ami
' Johnson.
j The vvhis'er.'i are breaking up, an
'chcr sign of 'he adv-nl of spring.
jTho tinal meeting of the A- G. T.
iWlilst club was betel last night at
I the home of Mr. and Mrs. Fred
Holmes tin Arch Mrt-et. Mrs. Hum
phrey, Mr. Beers. II. S. Walter, and
Mr. Mitchell won th prizes. Mrs.
E. N. Humphrey was awarded the
sfason s ttist prize Mr?. V. E. Beers
si'COivl; Miss Edith Hawlings. third;
Miss Carrio Pamon, fourth. Gentle
...'. a..t Tl S Walter: foeond.
- v xiekerson: tnird. W.
j.;
"
Beers: fourth. Dudley Holmes.
At tho annual meeting of the V.
C. T. 1". yeste rday afternoon the
following officers wero elected:
president, Mrs. J. E. Atkinson; re
cording se cretary. Mrs. 1 1. C. Cspvn;
treasurer. Mrs. George B. Cowles.
Bridgeport Tax Plan
Exhibited for Others
Hartford, March 5 State Tax
e'nmniissioner William II. P.lodgett
has had printed and Is forwarding to
ail tat assessors and collectors and
other municipal officials In the state,
a plan for taxation of property In
Hi, l-:- port, which has bee n put
tort'.i by Tax Assessor William 1".
Connelly of that. city.
The plan calls for simplification of
r.denini'trntlv tax procedure in
Rridgeport. which Its some. Instances
will bring drastic revision.
HacsoHmimJiaua
Bund all roniinuolcafloiis to Fuu
bliup Eelltor, cure of the Ken
limalo Herald, aud your tenet
will be forwarded to New York
A Cure l or Family Jars Folks!
There's many a domestic mesa
Would solve itself, would be our
gucsa.
If homes from poles to the equator
L'ach had a good cheer percolalorl
Used
"J hear that Grace's hua
a breakdown."
"That's what she gets for
i second-hand husband."
Gloria:
band has
Klleen:
carrying
THE IUKTATIOX
By Sunny
I
Said a Turtle to a Frog-let.
(For the Turtle was qulto fllrtyl)
"Io you like It In jour bog-lett
Ain't tho water awful dirty?
Come up here and try my log-let.
Sit upon my mossy rug-let;
Leave the squirmy polly-wog-let
And the skipping water-bug-let."
II
To that friendly, flirty Turtle
,aid the Frog-let, "I.lttlo Mud-let,
For your sake, you bet your shlrtle,
I will leave my slimy pud-let."
Then he gave a graceful hurtle
And he landed on the log-lot,
Said tho Turtle, "Call me Myrtle,"
And he did, the gay young dog.
let!!
The Reason
Hardart: "Seems to me our meals
are getting pretty allml( lately."
Mrs. Hardart: "Not so loud, dear.
The cook's reducing."
G. E. Tousley.
Most Idols are usually idle after
they get to be an Idol!
All God's Children Dot
Little daughter waa fondling her
mother.
Mother, however, was reading and
paid no attention to the little one,
who ran her hand up and down her
mother's arm.
"Mother," she asked suddenly,
"why did God leave all the feathers
on you 7"
-Mrs. A. Welch.
THE FIN SHOP FliOOR WALKER
(Observed by Jules Buxbaum)
"Good morning, Madam! What
can we do for you? Y'ou want a half
dozen assorted giggles? Three alslea
to tho left, Madam, in our joke de
partment. Heartrouhle, wait on this
lady, please! Y'es, Madam, Heart
trouble Is a very capable sab'Slady.
"What Is It for you, sir? Ah, you
wish to exchange a joke, you bought
here yesterday? Talk to the gentle
man at the exchange desk on tha
second floor. Would you mind tell
ing me what was the matter with
it? Oh, you took It home to your
wife nnd she didn't laugh? You
ought to exchange your wife not
the joke.
"What can wa show you today,
sir? Oh, you say you've come to sell
and not to buy? You want to see
the president, eh? Kindly let me
see the joke, please. H'm 'Why
does -a, chicken cross the road? To
get to the other side!' Sorry, sir, but
w e have no antique department. You
might speak to the Fun Shop jani
tor, though. Y"es, in the furnace
room. He likes jokes like that to
take the chill out of the Shop these
chilly mornings.
"Poetry department? Y'ou'll find a
verso right up the column, Madam.
Y'ou say you'd like for me to hold
your child while you shop? Kr
take him to the Fun Shop Krazy
Kindergarten, downstairs. That's
what it's for.
"Stop! Come here, sir! What's
that sticking out of your pocket?
SOj! A Joke, eh? Just a minute,
while I call the house detective!
You say you came by it honestly?
Then why Isn't it wrapped up? Y'ou
can't get by with shoplifting in this
department store, young man! I've
caught yon and the Joke's on Y'OU!
Roland call the wagon!
A Douce of a Sot el
"A pretty girl is like a melody,
thevy say. By the way, John, what
became of that pretty girl you were
going with when I was here last
year?"
"I married her. Now I've got to
go home and laco the music."
Athos.
IX KLASS AT KRAZY' KOLLEGE
(Conducted By Gertrude)
Teacher:
"Mr. Ring looks a bit dejected for
a newly engaged man. Perhaps It
will make him feel better to unbur
den his mind with the aiel of 'aster
isk' and 'ashes'."
, vikin Ring:
j "They bob their hair, they roll their
hose,
. They hate to cook or mane a. n,
A ruv sure asterisk a lot
When he asks a flapper-girl to wed!
I wish my sweet would smoke no
more
And leave her complexion be s 'tis.
But since she is so cute1, I guess
I'll have to take her Just ashes!"
Teacher:
"Let your volee go up In 'elevator
Ouslave."
Gust E. Breejes:
!"Warm oysters he brought me. and
I den cold bean soup
!lnd der stalest rye bread in der
place;
Mcdn coffee gespilled ho all ever
meln vest -'You're
von elevator!' I said In his
face."
3. E. Dunker.
KRAZY KINDERGARTEN
iTeetcher:
rZ &'nd 8CC wat ou
"Oliver de-er, rut those 3 cents
Oliver Alone:
"If 11 lots of money I mite Vie robbed
Or even attackted and shot;
Life would be fearse if I was rich,
P.ut acid is, its not."
Alice Higgins.
Teetch'-r:
"Ann ele.r. a little 'flippancy' out
of you please."
Ann Eyeful):
"I love to find bugs und' rnceth of a
rock.
c
ANNUAL MARCH SALE CHINA AND HOUSEW ARES-DOWNSTAIRS
A SPECIAL SALE OF
Floor Coverings
RUGS, CARPETS, LINOLEUMS
At Sharp Reductions from Regular Prices
Seamless Wiltons
9x12 Feet
$61.50 I $67.50
Reduced from
$67.50
Axminsters
9x12 Feet
$31.95
Reduced from $37.50
Seamless
Brussels
9x12 Feet
$24,50
Reduced from $29.50
Fiber Rugs
Extra Quality
Attractive Designs and Colors
Size 12x9 feet, regular $19.95, at.. $16.50
7-6x10-6 feet, regular $16.95, at. . .$14.50
7-6x9 feet, regular $14.95,
Though they hate to be s'prized by
me,
And tho way I find out if theres some
under there
Is to give it a flippancy."
Jessie Blumenthal.
(Copyright. 1P2G. Reproduction
Forbidden)
Observation
On The Weather
Washington, March 5. Fair and
continued cold tonight, Saturday In
creasing cloudiness with rising tem
perature, moderate north and
northeast winds.
For Eastern New York Fair
and continued cold tonight; Satur
day increasing cloudiness with rin
Ing temperature: moderate north
and northeast winds.
Conditions: The area of high
pressure now dominating the
weather over the eastern half of the
country developed in intensity and
extent during the past :4 hours and
caused lower temperatures this
morning over the Lake rffion, the
Ohio valley, the Middle Atlantic
and New England states. Zero
temperatures obtain as far eouth as
Central Michigan, western and
northern New Tork state and
northern New England and the
freezing temperature line as far
south as Arkansa-s, Georgia and
South Carolina. A disturbance
forming over tho Rocky Mountains
SNAPSHOTS OF A
HI
GETS BOREO AND THROWS
RATHE OUT 0T PIN- CANT
QUITE REACH (T TO 6IT IT BACK
THROWS RATTLt OUT ON
SIDE A.ND SI6NALS. FOR
Aim
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WWS TOR PARENTS TO PICK LETS THEM KKOW WHAT HE
TKEM UP. 6ETB UNEASY. E THINKS OF THEM
THEY REALLY 60IN6fOB
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mith l
Hartford
Reduced from
?79.50
Seamless
Velvet
9x12 Feet
$24:50
Reduced from $27.50
Wilton Velvet
9x12 Feet
$34.50
Reduced from $39.50
Chenille Rugs
Fine, Deep Pile Seamless Chenille Rugs
In plain colors, made from wide loom
Chenille Carpets, worth $11.25 yard
OUR ff SQUARE
SALE DOUU YARD
at $12.50
ins centered this morning over
Colorado.
Precipitation amounts were heavy
on the central Gulf coast but light
in other widely scattered districts.
Pressure remains high' on the North
Paeitlo coast.
Conditions favor for this vicinity
fair weather and not much change
in temperature.
PLASTIRAS NOT WANTED
Belgrade, Jugoslavia, March B
General Plastiras, tho Greek
"Csn fihe mnka a cherry pie, Billy Beey, Pllly Boy?
e"'an sho mnke a chrry pie, tharniiner JSilly?
Sim can make) a cherry pl, ejulok as yeu ran wink an ey
She's a young thing and cannot leava her mother."
Fr.r. whe-n sho does, and aets up housekeeping- with Billy Boy, lie
win be eliel she can make a cherry pie!
e"an YOU make a cherry pie? Or any other klnet? If not, here's
our WnihinRton Bureau to the rescue, with a new hullotln full of recipes
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BABY IN A PEN .
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High-Grade Wiltons
9x12 Feet
$99.00
Reduced from $112.50
Seamless
Axminsters
9x12 Feet
$39.50
Reduced from $11.50
Seamless
Brussels
9x12 Feet
$18.95
Reduced from $2-1.50
revolutionary, will bo invited to
curtail his stay at Kokplje, and
choose between residing in Bel
grade or leaving tho country. This
decision waa reached at a confer
ence of otliclals of the foreign of
fice anil tho minister of the in
terior. It follows the general's un
successful attempt of yesterday to
reach the Greek frontier from
Skoplje.
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FICURE& ITS SORT OP TUN AT
THAT.HAVING MOTHER AND DAD
DY OUMP rR0UND TO PICK
m
60ESSIS THAT WAS JUST THE 0
SUAL APPLESAUCE AND THROWS
RATUE ACROSS ROOM
STOPS TD SEE WHETHER TEARS
HAVE HAD AMY EFFECT ON TOrl
NO LUCK! Sl&HS, ROUS CVEK
AND 60ES TO SLEEP .
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