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NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, MARCH 25, 192S. New Britain Herald HBRALO rTJBUKIINO OOUPAN1 tamed Dll (Sunday Rictnttdl it Meraltf 4)ld. J CtiDicta strutt tUBICRIPriON RATM 11,(1 Tmi. 11.011 Three Mentha. Ilo. Month Knitted St tht Poll OBIrt at Ntw llitui, M Second Cleat Mall alattei. TILII'HONB OA1XI liunoMi office H Editorial Boom .... Hit Tat enly prortttblt adYortliint niediua. In the CIU. ClreuletiuD uooka i.a areet room slwaji open to edvertlaere Menbet ot tin Anucialfd Prut. Tht Kleitl Plate it iiluiiljr tn tltlea to th ut for re-publlcttiun of ill ntwt ertdittd to It o not otharwut credited In tint ptptc tod tlio lortl ntwt putllihtd herein. Membft Aadll tiurrtu of Llrrnlntlon Tht A. H. U. It nillnral oinuuitutlor. mti c furnithei uekiipt'r and odvei tlttra with t ttrlclly h"iie! anniytit "I elrculttlon. Our clrculntion rtatimi art btttd upon thti audit. TM inruio protteiloo tKtlrtt fraud In iiewppai'M dlttrlbutien (igurtt to butb sttlonal anil loctl advartlttrt. Tht Htrald ft en tatt Oatly In New lork al Hotalli. Nemnaod. Tlm I quarti Behultl't Newntandt. Eotranie , Qrand CtntraU ituiS Rlrtit. I m-XHilOV IVQt'lltY t The Inquiry runt-dint; the ui- tendance, Instruction and results of ! religious Instruction during a week- ly school hour ought to be sympa- thctic with Hie dIM'uillies inebb ut to a first year's effort. One pr is , lo believe that the. result fchouM be easily nolb-eal.le. HKAKT III ATS l.lsi.-iilii? to magnified heart beats over the radio Is one thing; magnifying heart beats while listen ing 'o static would sound even more Impressive. Hut like a Niagara would be the heart beats of a young swain smitten with spring fever while making love to bis best girl. 1 1 IMS Uoth the. "Hunk of is:';" and "Ashes" Hopped in N"evv York. Now if the former had been called the "Beauties of is:ii" and the latter "Love's Triumph" perhaps there would linvo been another Btory. It takes a first class show lo ride to success with a lugubrious title; u poor one can be successful with a sugary title. mi;xh O AM) Oil, The Mexican oil situation not be ing pleasing to oil men, one is templed to inquire as to when this situation was satisfactory. The only time when the oil men are satis tied In Mexico Is when they can own every! king worth having no matter how it, was obtained. Hut the days of Piaz are over. ninsMiTi: and dynammt. One of thes,,. v. or. Is creates i .lons of explosions and detonations; tliu other engenders curiosity. Both were victors over the Ice gorges at Oil City, Pa. Thermite, a nev eheniieal lorce, j the invention of I'r. 11. T. Barnes j of Mcfjill university, Montreal, I created cnotfnous li-at when placed j In contact with the ice. Kesull, the i ice iii'lle,!. j Tiie ',; na mite. shattered such! gorg' s n,. v re net treated vvlth. lli-noiie. j line lag jrui'.e in the river, which was net treat, d with either ther- j mil" or ilnatui:e, eni.:ui' 1. lnsi'.". of Il inKing up something I,, ueMfl. .'I.', th" ' v nlvcl .t el puipo slieh as i Oil ' Y v mankind Montreal l-mirul t: of pre-...;, he on-' tj in ca so ot prefers" i'.t has lh' ing ilis K Ihr.at iuktim; schools ' t !;: ' v. It ; I '. ov ercrowd .: .": e,K'l district::, e : : ! net so crowd'' 1, . : e 'I an' horitir s to 1 1 s i-i , -r '!." schools. Home . i. d t :l to V 'he m. nrv ,,. ri''s ; .1 changes in the didated r.rhool ..t'lted. accoril- in)--' r'poi ts. .: that this t the thing ,e. If the I' may i-"'- lv it g at io I i hi' f'it-: 1 HI. M I I I ni l I 1 1!I l. iV-n ) M o' : ti .:! i.. ti- y 1 i tion -.', -1 g,-,o. i W.' h wha' h out ..f very 1 o: Ma" .v to a: to a'iiato W. i in tie " i.f I, la .01 - v- Yoi I mo : . ' o'-l :i isso; l' f ha- The in aii I'.iiugtne o'.:' l to be making Wall street. TALK OF TWO YMtDlCTS rage one: David L. Marahcll of Philadelphia was convicted of sec onJ degree murder ot girl and face a a sentence of from ton to twenty yeurs In prison. Pago three; Hurry V. Cowan of New York convicted of first degree murder of ft girl and will bo exe cuted. Fo fur as wo can discover, there was no great lii'f' T rico In the re spective ends of tho girls In tlies? celebrated murder rnsa. If anything, t hn Philadelphia easo was the more heinous. Yet there Is a vast difference In tlio verdicts. Think your own editorial. MQt'OIt AND Al'TOR Princeton continues Its campaign j to dlseoiiriiirn tho use of automo : lilb s by undergraduates on tho M-ore i!:;it automobiles and study I ilo not mix. But that la not nil. The university authorities also are of tho opinion that automobiles In the hands of some students accom pany the uso of liquor. This is a rather aeiious charge. The Implication Is unavoidable that i the school authorities consider tho exhilaration of uutomolillq driving rails for that stimulation which cornea w ith strong drink. Though the environs of Trlnceton may bo as clear ot guzzling as a church, the automobile enables student drivers to cover much territory In search of the cup that cheers, mak- ing unsteady tha hand at the wheel and causing the mind that studies to become stupifled with dizziness during the Inevitable hangover. If there are students at Prince ton who cannot drive an automo bile without seeking out the road . houses whero liquor is as Important ! as meat, then there Is nothing to ' do but to eliminate the transpor tation methods. But It Is hard to J believe that antoing by students ! necessarily leads to the crimson path to drink. ! The fault must lie with the five ! per cent or so Of undergraduates who think It smart to mix strong drink with their student days. . These existed long before the au tomobile was invented, i .Students who are poor at study . ing could bo eliminated .if the unl jversity authorities were willing to ' injure their feelings. More study and less tomfoolery at colleges could .be brought about, by the au '; thorities, but half the time they are unwilling to go that far. ' There is more discipline amoni ! grade school children than there Is in some ot our universities. l(M-l'ASSi;.Gr.n PLANE To read the rosy forecasts of airplane interests, the time when passenger air service will be a regu larity and r.of. a novelty in this country is near at hand. j Take, for instance, the state-mint j of the gentleman who a year or I so ago promoted a passi tiger air- j plane trip from Wisconsin to New i York. He now says he will con struct a plane which will carry laO passengers from New York to Kan Francisco, in addition lo o.'ifni P'-.iinds of freight, in So hours. .Most, important of all, he says the non-stop (light can be taken at a charge for each passenger of tht-' e cuts a mil". This would be considerably un der the charges made by th" rail roads. Heretofore airplane travel has been at considerably higher j u . s t ban by train. Much of this may be mere pro motional talk, of course. It is per haps easy to talk of 10ft passengers tor a trip, but only ;;.'i may care to tly instead of riding. Manifestly, if thf-e cents a mile tor luu passen gers would yb hi a handsome, profit on a trip, ! same price for an ..v..,',-:.;e of -V' - passeng-rs would yield only half as much, and might he iinf mom.-): to nay expenses. This is. exactly what the railroads fare constantly. If all the trains w, re lel'd to capacity all the time rates I could bo C'l'i'-ed mat' rially. But nobody can t. II just v. hen the pub lic Is going t. f ,11 the trains, and many a train l'-:iv.., the terminals half rmpy with just as much ov rl.- ad as if K v. ere filled. ! .Ho! abrj'it 1," -I'.-r pr, ! r 'e. vv n ; Hung, rf oi-d's r, marks j wlllingm ss to lash a wife- j if the law p'-i-miit'-d it trot . 1 position in many out'-"t- w papei -. M.my thousands is nuniallv- commend' d the No- ling 10 unit Yii'M'an to - b-.isi;e ss. Sonera, : known its easy -as", adu-itiiiie, the stat-s in Ho i v ot c s. M' xieK divorce air. ady anneal pro: rliir- ssor iv sional ; remark l;. coni .1 I'di. d vi' It s' i,i.-. In 1 ..CI th a it had be p' opl' IhOoght n Mb d. I t "frai l" W as IIS 'U ,1. 1, n prohibition in v. s'. lday And Ibat Isn't ilf of one p.-r cent word Tl W.r i i.ei y man vv ho tb d t. . of ;ail wph only IS more days incaic ration ahead succumbed j , to the irresistible call of spring. A WOMAN i'iiiiii:vr Mary B. Dillon of Brooklyn Is Jtap- Plly married; la truth, ah admits having u "perfectly good husband," the Kind who May homo ut night- at least, most nlghts-uud who ur wllllna to lend u hand In louklii after tho details of a happy home. Hut thla doesn't Interfere with hei being president of the Brooklyn Uoro (Jaa Co., serving 40,000 cub- jassuelatlon has nominated the fol tomers In and around Coney Island. ! lowing oftloers: president, fiamuol It la a satisfactory arrangement with friend husband, who himself In a wholesale coal dealer. How come that this woman lias attained the presidency of a gas company'.' When analyzed It Is simple. Sho entered th company s . employ :u years ago and became In- dlspenalblc. Some years later, her employer looking wskanco at the possibility of her marrying and spoiling the gas office picture anrt .... . , , ,, ., SIVIIIB JUKI "niiua UUUIH UllUMlfc someone to lake her place, caused her to a free that she would not marry. When she felt like getting married, however, this agreement was waived and In duo time sho got married und continued with tho company. With a woman treasurer and as sistant treasurer, and a woman secretary and assistant treasurer In the company, this concern looks very much like a woman's business. Yet Miss Dillon, os sho prefers to bo known, doesn't believe women will succeed men in Industry, saying the country Is so big that there is room for both aexea The main function cf women In business, she opines, Is to humanize It, Sounds sweet, anyway. What's wrong with azz? Merely that It takes two "z's" to dp the work of one. It would be Interesting to know whether Senators Norbeck and Bingham, both Republicans, agree upon anything. When the Connecticut river ad vertises a flood stage It usually makes good. If the "flood" does no more than sweep the pollution to the sea It will be like an annual spring cleaning. Same old story: The Whlttemore gang sought easy money for a life of luxury. Now the dregs. The Charleston is slipping, so 'tis? said; making room for the New Britain. Large numbers of trout have been placed in the. state's streams; hut the biggest will continue to get away. In order to avoid contracting the influenza do not kiss says a more or less noted physician. Well, we never caught, any influenza in that manner. College journalism at its worst: The Yale News utilized much val uable space in explaining the. meaning of a typographical error. Originality in Plainvllle: A fisti cuffs encounter had its origin in a church. S'-nnlor Oldl'uld having told the embattled voters of Maine that the chances of the Democratic party are better than since the days of Wilson, there is nothing left to do but to prove it by gaining control of Congress. Music written more than 2,'i"ft 2,f'f'ft years ago will be played in Worcester, The' probabilities are it will sound just like modern har mony. Maple sugar being gathered in Vermont is used for a variety of purposes, Including the sweetening of eiuar'-tt'S. cigars and chewing tobacco. In trii'h, maple sugar can m -al.bage act jnst. like real to- H.nn The ico harvest in Connecticut will be good, but tho harvest of ,-lectric refriircrators has b'-en ev.n better. That Harvard industrial profes sor who said there is nolhiog n'-w in psychology ei.o,i!y thinks the novelty h.-ix bee,, worn off the toy and he may as w. II help civ e. it a kick toward tl. :o!i l.ari'l. 25 Years Ago Today The Bohemia Whist club met last night at the home of Mr. and Mrs. F.. N. Humphiey of Seymour street. First -iizi were won by Herman Witte and Mrs. Humphrey and f:,c on l prizes went to Harry Smith and a Hartford woman. Miss Herman V. ft. Muller le es, nl' d the club with a pretty box of sandalwood in which !e keep the cards and counters. The ii. x' meeting will be with Mr. and Mrs. William 1 ' , f spring street. .1. J. Shaughne.ssv's lunch cart on Hartford avenue was burned this morning. The fir.- department arriv ed just in time to save the win els. Mi l lb 'own is the latest eiy to I leitis: against ihe s, w, r beds in II. nin. A special town iinotinK will be lo Id in Turner hall lonicht lo vote on an expenditure ot C7.0on for n v Hchools. rnneipa Marcus Wl rr of the normal s hool savs that t school expenses here are the low.st err, rata of anv ritv In this vicini'v (where nn nttemnt t made tft keen jlhe 6choo,3 progressive. iMunk II. Johnston has purchased lliii Interest of John Boyle In the I HI v I'n.l X- U'niiil I'm Mr Inln,. n,,w Hc,r((, 1(n , I lot of uttcntlon. ! - 8" IN. secretary of tho New j ,,r""'n ,lMnh':r & ('," f'" hn".re' ! turned from tho south. Ho went ua j (ul. ng Nuw Orleans. Harney Dohcrty la preparing to 'open a bicycle ropalr shop In the Strickland building. The New llrltaln Snvlncs A Loan It. Stearns; vice-president, V. J. Kawllngs; accretnry, Y. J, Stearns; treasurer. C. C. Itossberg; directors, I.. It. Dalley, August Volght, A. YV. Hadley, Junto Hcaloy, Charles Bradley, James Ilollty, Jacob Walter, C. JI. Fox, Thomas Powell, C. I. Walnwrlght, Frank Baker, George V. f'orbln, W. H. Itossherg, A. J. Powell, and E. V. Kchultr; auditors, J. M. Burdlck, E. G. Hoff. mnn, and Georgo Steams. t'oiiiplnlnts of unclean bread have been made to Chief Ttawllngs and a isampio or nreaa nas ncen sunniittea to him. it has a foreign ..substance In It which makes It very uninviting. Facts and Fancies nj itoiiEivr quillen After they have had rheumatism the knees won't show In public. Straw votes are significant when i.i.n ,.. t., !.. ... . "m 13 """""s uu' Chinese soldiers don't mind being killed but they dislike being caught out In tho rain. Some prayers could be interpreted this way: "I'm telling you, God." A self-made man deserves the sole credit for picking a wife with ability enough to make him. Usually you can tell by looking at a man's faco whether he feels nude without suspenders. Once the good mixer shook hands. Now he shakes cocktails. Let our civilization "develop" a little more and almost everybody will need a lawyer. As we understand the wets, Pro hibition merely put, worse liquor into better folks. ' Another thing that. Induces a youngster to take a post graduate course is a good batting eye. Matrimony has settled down to normal If the one that loves least has acquired the leins, A pistol would protect you if. hip pockets were up in the air where your hands are. A scientist is a man who can loon t an ancient, track and tell you i how many had. upper teeth the animal I Radio has now reached the point where everybody feels free to talk while enjoying the program. History hasn't much to say about people who left the organization be cause their feelings were hurt. Theoretically, the will of the ma jority is law. The difficulty con sists in getting the majority to agree on anything. Some boys must quit at tho sth grade in order 'o got ahead and pro vide jobs for college graduates. If you're a kid, and can't have your own way, what you do is call ed "pontine;." Later on In life you call it. "n'-rves." I Correct flits sentence: "Three days ! after the wedding." said she. "the bride's plrl friends had stopped I gushing about it." 1 n.l Y,ir Pet-.lltlierc R rl i e;, I e V i ' Government printing presses at I Tanarlve, capital of Madagascar, have been placed In cherge of an i Irishman. Observation On The Weather Washington, March 2.". The weather bureau today issued this storm warning: "Advisory, jo-.so a. m. North west storm warning displayed on Atlantic const, H ltlera.s, N. C. to Portland, M". Disturbance over northe rn New- York will move north eastward and ea.u.se fresh to strong ::ou:hwost winds thin afternoon, Fhiftlpg to strong northwest to night." Washington. March 25. Forecist for Southern New England: Show . rs this afternoon and probably to night; Friday fair and colder; fresh to strong southwest winds this af ternoon, shifting to itrong north west tonlTrit. Forecast for Eastern New Y'ork: rioiidy and cobb-r tonir.ht, pr ceded by light rain, possibly snow Hurries in central nn l north portions; Fri day fair and colder in central and north portion: fresh to strong south west winds this afternoon shifting to strong iiorllivvcst tonight. renditions: Two disturbances no'ed yesterday morning over the up per Mississippi vall.y and New England have united during the past 24 hours and formed a long trough shaped disturbance extend ing from the biwe-r Lawrence valb-y southwest ward to the' est, jUuly region. Conelitions favor for tbis virlnitT unsettled weather follower! hv fnir land colder. r fun mop HxxsotwxHW Jwsi St'inl el I'uiiiHiiiulcatluiit (o 1 tin Khop Lilllor, wire o die svw llriulu lleruld, and jour lellei .ill K f,,B.,r.l...l V.... Ono Leads to tlio Other, I oiks! Whou bills for those Springs styles fall due, We'll Let the dlshca fly, don't you? We'll also bet (It never fails!) The next event is 'China Sales!" A l ine Idea Albert; "If 1 were a wrestler I wouldn't wear trunks, or lights. I'd Wear u union suit." Maxson: "J low's that?" Albert; "in union there Is strength," Sl'XXY. MY PltlNtXSS CIJAUMl.NU By Hers-To-Coiiiiiiaiiil Though other men may seek for girls With wealth or high position, I love my Bunch of Golden Curls Just for her disposition. I call her "Sunny," for, you see, She seems just like .sunshine to inc. Her smiles are like tlio radiant beams Through drifting curl clouds break ing; To bask in them, to my soul, seems A blissful undertaking. And Just us sunshine makes things grow , Her., smiles Increase my love, I know. Sometimes, like mist before the sun That makes the world seem dreary, Tears start al something I have done, And then I'm far from cheery; But when her smile breaks through again, How sweet ihe sunshine after rain! My "Sunny" Is a happy elf', Light-hearted, jaunty, sprightly; It is great sport, to dress myself And call upon her nightly. "J'was just this morning that 1 learned My folks are saying I'm "sun burned!" "' Dangerous Channlng: "You don't dare talk back to your wife? There's mo law against that, is there?" Frazer: "No, but there's an in-law against It." Rose Kavanngh Hot lips are good for cold chaps! Private Little Alice: "Aunt Jane, can I read those letters upstairs in your trunk? The ones tied with blue rib bons?". Aunt Jane: "No, hut if you're a good girl I'll take you to the court house nevt week, and vou can heaf Jny Iawy,r r,.ad thr-m." -Leonard Klcsllng THE 200 TEAKS AOO COLUMN (Prom YE IX'NNE SHOPPE 172(1) Yo Father Theo should be ashamed. Ye bathing suit shows two inches of ye ankle! Take it of ft-! Marye I'll vveare a bat hinge suit. :btitte I'll be dnrnede if f o I'll wenrd a bathingo overeoatte juste to please !you! So, there! Johnne. Darllnge, marrye me and I'll bo the happiest mannc in ye worlde. Martha Whatto will you do lffe I don'tc? Johnne Blowe offe my heade with ye blunderbuss. Martha Welle, don't blowe It. offe in here. Father detests ye cabbage! Jaymes lffe I should hhse you wonlde you call ye father? F.elyna Y(ss, butte I'm noMe saying whattc I woulde call him lffe he putto in a eomplaynt: Jaymes I'M be a sonne of a ghun! Como to youre honeybunch Stars Hint Bass in the Mailt Fortune Teller: "The stars I see tonight, tell mo that you have quarrelled with your wife." Henpeck: "The stars I saw last night told mo the same thing." Harvey D. Samuels J I Jit O" Bills As Mnsilc Builders Tin: Formula "How often should Marie: girl flirt?" Belle: "Just often enough to catch a man but not often enough to lose him." R. M. Freedberg. IN KEASS AT KR.V.Y KOEI.EGt (Condmteil by M. I'. J.) Teacher: "Hiarken to your principal while Miss Gertrude takes time out to cut the sleeves off her father's vest. Miss l.ynn, quit rolling your black flesh roloreil stoekln.-.i and explain if ther" is any truth to the report that I you have be n going around talking (about me? You may use the word 'assiduous'." Mandy Lynn: "Sarah Jackson said you looks pe cullar, Uut Ah uphold! ma teachers all Ah can Ah hopes to be exemplified fo' lyln', Uut usslduoua a bery liatl'some man" KIIA7.Y KlYW-KfiAnTFN (Coniltati'd by Gertrude, Jr.) Teeteher: " 'Heifer' off of you, Casper deer." t'na Tawny: "Only ona thing makes mother mad der Than tracking tho floor with dert Us wen 1 start dinner by asking: Wat we gonna heifer dessert T'" Miriam Q. Hovey (Copyright, 1!!6. Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by vvrltingjo the Question Editor, New Britain elirald, Washington Bureau, 11)22 New York avenue, Washington. D. C. .enclosing two cents In stamps for reply. Medlca. legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex tended research bo undertaken. All other questions will receive a per sonal reply. Unsigned requests can not be answered. All letters are vonfidentlat. Editor. Q. What is the meaning of the word "Hydra" as applied to a calam ity or misfortune? A. It means calamity or misfor tune springing from a multitude of sources, an evil of many phases, so called from tlio Greek myth of Hy dra, tho many headed. Q. la Vilna still the capital of Lithuania? A. Kovno is the present capital. Vilna is the old capital which tho Polish General Xcligowski seized in a lawless raid October, 1920, and handed over to Poland. Later Vilna and its strip of territory was award ed to Poland by a decision of the league of nations in 1S23. Q, Who holds the altitude rec ord for aviators? A. Calllzo of France, who reach ed 3 9 , Tj S G feet at 'Viccacoublay on October 10, 1324. Q. What is the value of a United Slates three cent piece dated 1SC5? A. A silver three cent piece of this date is valued at 25 to 75 cents, a nickel three cent piece at from f to 15 c-nts. Q. Can you name some good sprays for killing insects that will not harm grass and flowers? A. There are a number, among which are common soap and water, nicotine solution, lead arsenate, com mercial lime-sulphur. Q What country has the largest navy in the world? How does tho Unlted States rank? A. Great. Britain lias the largest I navy in the world, measured in ef fective war tonnage. The United States ranks second. I Q. What is the address of the J. ipierpont Morgan library? I 33 East 26th street, New York city. Q. Where is the city of Hulle? A. On the Saalo river in Prus sian Saxonv. 20 miles northwest of I f.oinsiir. q. Where was the motion pic ture "The Big Parade" filmed and how long did it take to" make it? A. It was filmed in California. Production was begun early last spring and completed In August. Q. What is the tariff on roso bushes and shrubs Imported into Canada from the United Slates? A. Twenty per cent ad valorem. Q. From what are blotters made? A. Blotting paper Is made from cotton rag stock, and in medium grades from cotton rag mixed with soda wood pulp. Cheap blatters are -jniade from mechanical wood pulp. Q. How are "cream norua made? A. Of puff paste cut in strips one Inch wide and rolled over a greased funnel to a cornucopia shape. They are baked on the funnel and then filled with merlnguo or whipped SNAPSHOTS 0? A MAN (AUYA.S WiLMRMS 5CE5 TINY SPECK IN 6LAS5 OF MILK AFTT-i? SEVERAL ATTEMPTS SCCOPb UP A SPOONFUL OF MILK WITH SPECK cream, flavored to taata, Q. How many parsons are draw ing pension from the United States government for service In the Indian Wars? A. The last report of the com missioner of pensions lists 1,924 pen sioners on the rolls of Ihe pension office on account of sendees In the various Indian Wars and S,0M wid ows of men who fought In these wars. ' Q. How lonf does tt take to get a divorce In the state of Yucatan, Mexico? A. Yucatan grants divorce by mutual consent, after a residence of thirty days there by one of the par ties. Borvlce must, however, be made on and acknowledged by the other party. Q. What la the meaning of the Italian name "Maronznna?" A. It Is a combination of "tana" meaning1 "cradle," and "mare" meaning- "sea," and means "cradled by the sea." Q. Is the population of Boston greater than that of Baltimore? A. Tho bureau of the census es timates the 1925 population of Bos ton st 770,620 and of Baltimore at 79(1,206. Q. Do birds have a sense of taste? A. According to Science Service, a German ornithologist recently ex perimented by giving canaries sour, salty, bitter and sweet solutions. The tests Indicated that birds have a sense of tasto similar to that of hu man beings, though not so acuto. Q. What 1b the best way to break chickens of eating tholr eggs? A. Put china eggs in the nest, and see that tho hens have oyster shells to pick at. This gives them the shell they need, Q. Why aro tho people of In diana called "Hooalers"? A. The nickname Is said to be a corruption of "hushcr" which at one time was a common term through out the west for a bully. It ts also said to have originated from tho people of the state of Inquiring from strangers "Who's yer"? (that Is, "who are you"?) Q. When will the Coolldge half dollars be Issued? A. In the late spring or early summer in connection with the Philadelphia Sesqul-centennial expo sition. STEAMER IS WRECKED Amazon Ulvcr Tragedy Occurs Wicre Crocodiles Infest the Stream. Hie De Janeiro, March 25 P) Details of the disaster with which t he small steamer Paes De Carvalho I met last Monday 1200 miles up the j Amazon river in tropical waters In-1 fested by crocodiles are being anx iously awaited here. The steamer is variously reported as having been burned and blown up with heavy casualties, one report giving the ag gregate dead as 83 and another 38. The latest information is that while the steamer was nearlng Coary flro broke out in a mattress in a third elans cahin where a man had ! been smoking. An attempt was made to throw the mattress overboard, but i the flames set fire to cans of kero- jsona and gasoline and spread rapidly U0 a quantity of powder which ex- ploded, wrecking the steamer. This report said the captain, sec ond officer, first engineer, nine mem bers of the crew and 26 passengers were lost. All the advices received thus far indicate that some 70 per sons, pa.ssengers and members of the crew were rescued. nitsT rora right akd usm" "T.adlet Chain!" , "SwtnK Pai-tnert!" Here they como hack asain tliote Old-Fajhloned Dtncet. Thy"r Irresistible when the orchestra ttartt up with "Tht Arkansat Traveler" and "Turkey in the Straw." Our Washington Bureau's latest bulletin tell! how to danet The Walti. the Virginia Heel, the Plata Quadrille, the Double Quadrille, the. Minuet, the Badger Gavottt the Rye Walti It slves the calls end eiptalna t lie elniple eteps. If you've never glvea an old-fashioned dancing party here'e your chance. Kill out the coupon below n- mall tt directed: cur COUPON UERR DANCE EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Hrltaln Herald. loS2 New York Avenue, Washington, D, C. I want, a copy of the bulletin OLD FASHIONED DANCES, and encloie j herewith five ccnlt In loose, uncancelled, U, B. Postage itampa or coin for same: STATU I ST. & NO. or R. 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