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TleKet zZ. fo PrnATi an". O. 'I. A. I". .. clil .ISO, llL 3. 0. Dayidson. Presu A. FauLk.eu, Cash THE CITIZENS' : BANK. OF WICHITA. 1 - ATTOBIsliJrS AT LAW. sta y l izr ,c ji ti.v e. Attorneys at Law. Wichita. Kan.M. E, B. JEWETT, Iryer. Rooms 2. aad 2ftj K. iiam gt-i VJC,IU KansJi. ll(M-tr PllYSlCIAXS. Dli. E. E3UIA VOliU. J enuilr !l l t Mldmi" a'e renirfoi Utile- diilllip conlll'euieiit. MrVUy j n Anleivlieii Mililicd. alo I ennuiienl liniue nr. -lCtRtT dI for (.hlldieli AIrii t'eslied 1 etter. of int;n' 1 Mi, I, lulu, I is. .mil .ivvteird piumptiy liotue nl Itlu AAenUc. Ulclilta. Kiui-is. E. E. JJAJUETOS, M. JJ., 127 N. Market St. SPECIALTIES: 1,3 e,Ear,Kosi' .ind Tliront. a IL-tf E. Eyos DAT. 7". 5. Honorary graduate of Ontario Veterinary College, Toronto Ont. Ofllce: Palace stables, 114 North Lawrcpca nTenue, Wichita. Knusas. Calls bj mail, tdc traph or telephone answered nrcmp.l j, rta or vtglit. Charger revocable. TeltphozoTl." DR. J. E. BENET3TT, PILES.FITULA.F1S SUKE, and all dlsea of tb8 rectura cored v Ithcnt knlfcbleatures r caustic, ojres jru-U-antoeJ. o money lo )ra paid until ou aie neli. PRIVATE DISEASES In both sexes quickly nd radically cured on 'lie mosl reasonable -i m. tEJIALBAlLlinN'TS s Lucorrhe t. painful .rlctl-. etc, a spetl ilty onsultat1oi tve, cou Sdentlal and in, ltel Ofllce open from 3 a. m. to 7 30 p. m: fcucclaj ofiice. opposite Muu on i. McKamara. DE. J. E. BEETT. 126 y. Maiu at., Wichita. Ks. Kansas Steam Laundry 122 & 124 S. Lawrence Ave. All work Riiaranted to be turned out in good order. Goods delivered to uny part of the city. Tel phone 193. Agents in other ton us w anted. VIOLET INSTRUCTION MISS HEA TltTCE AEKIXS. Of the Mew Eunlitiid Conerv"frry of Alufeic, (Boston) Concert solois a 1 in structor on the violin. Room 5S, Z.aimer ly Block. Business hours Tuesdays and Fridays. VOICE CULTURE, MOZAJIT SCHOOL OF MUSIC 3IES. D. HAYS, Frill. 1-1 7 Bitting lilook. yeurt lor ca.talogttf witli dictionary ot Musical i erma- Ireti. ll.'J5-tf "Wichita Hair Bazar. 33 7 N. Maiu St. Up Stairs. Hair Diesbing and Manicure Parlori. Genual apenej loi Mit. Geiaise flraium's Celebrated 'loilet Goods and Cosmetics. Atjenjs wanted m adjacent towns. Kid GIo c C'lc.iued. P.itroiige solicited. Mrs. J. M. LcvcridyeProp. REAL ESTATE AGENTS liitu W, JMnrr. ot.it 1'ubllc. K. C. ISIIfAI. ISRAEL BROS. Jleal Estate and JJents. To liny f.'iLliIta tlty jn ojiertv or SedgwK lc rotmty lind.it )ie-cut jnlce-j, iiit.ms i ue retiunt nyour niunty. AMt.li it a vrltn i,ci sIolI. .mi otliei Imliis lilts, ls.int In liei lnf int-y, and ucli l,.u' iImh as v,a cn nou in"ei weiciiexer offeied liefoie, All liavlnij 1jhwiip.s In our Hi e are united tot. j,lor con espond. 'Jlio AMcliltj Intcrcts of luii-ie-iiticiits properlv .mil f.iitlifiilly caied foi. Otlite tetonJ lloor 12j Not 111 .II.u keU Ibi.iel Uuiidliij. dUi-tf CONSIGN VTOUIi CATTLE, HOGS ABJJ SHEEP HEALY&MOORE. LIVE STOCK COMMISSION MERCH'TS Union Slock Yards. Wichita, Kan. ( nie-M,iidfi ce ollLit d. Maiket bj i;i,i: or l)iots s Xeus -ent Uee, Wo baa tauialsta.!c l.iliLlie- foi .iie t-Iie n. t. CHICKEN LANGUAGE. Prof. Ilainerlk, the Composer, Studies Them and Gives III Observations. Prof. Asjjer Ilamerik, director of the Peabody conservatory of music and tho composer of Norse symphonies,, says he has made tho discovery that chickens have a language which he, by careful attention and by experi ments, has partially mastered, lie says: '"Chickens are the greatest gossips in the world. I know they have a lan guage, for when one is alone it will' not talk at all. It may, perhaps, sing little song to pass the time away,i but it will not talk to itself. As soon, however, as it meets another the con versation will begin. Jly chickens have nearly all been of the Cochin China bieed and I have discovered that they have acute senses of vision, hear ing' and taste, but they can not smell. They are peculiarly susceptible to cer tain colors. Red almost drives them, crazy, while blue is not to their liking by any means. One day I noticed that my chickens in the back yard were in a terrible state of excite ment. I accidentally found out the cause of it. There was a red curtain in the back window of a house next; door and 1 could see them glance up at this and utter their notes of alarm. I got the lady of the house to have the. curtain removed and the commotion ceased. I tried to experiment with other colors, but they did not seem to mind any but blue, and this they did not like. I found if a blue ribbon or btring was tied to one chicken's leg all the rest would keep away from it. "I have noticed that chickens can distinguish between white and colored people. For the latter they have a special aversion. Whether it is be cause they know by instinct that ne groes are so fond of them for eatihg( purposes or not I can not saj'. I once had five Cochin China pullets to which I gave the name of Pete, Pet, Pat, Pit, Pot. Pete would respond readily when her name was called, but the others would como also with the exception of Pot. who would come when I called her. P.etc would come when T called Pit. Pat and Pet, show ing that she could uot distinguish, closely between the vowels I, A and E short. There was such a difference be tween these and Pot that the latter would lecognize her name as soon as called. If the consonants were trans posed and I would call Top instead of Pot she would not notice. "Crowing among roosters is a most interesting study. I have noted thci crows of over one hundred rooster"; and lhave never found two alike. The crow is nearlj between twelve a. m. nrwl t.vlpt iionn. ntifl is from tlirfo in seven seconds in duration. Koosters begin to crow at dawn and those far- j ther eastward crow the last. It is a i kind of telegraph service to one an- I other. Generally there are seven crows i given in the space of ten seconds from I each other. Cocks crow a few min- j utes after being frightened and after J eating, and I can tell almost exactly when they will begin. A rooster is by , all odds the proudest thing on earth, with no exception. A human being can j not compare with one in this ri spect." Chicaeo Tribune. Unjustly Accused. He I assure you I would never dare, to rob those sweet Hp of a kiss. Shc You hypocrite! Didn't you at tempt it last night? He Never! Far from intending tc rob you of a kiss,Iwas trying to give 5-ou one. Truth. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castor! nnrii ir jli n in Cnll-a lliSilM tfjtadUX. OfliJliltelOT& na.vbo Copyright, 1893. by the Author. Footsore and weary, one autumn vening, an old man, a lad, and a dog arrived in Wokingham, where they put up at a common lodging-house. They constituted a traveling show, and, after performing all day in the streets of Beading, they had walked over 'herta & distance of ten or twelve miles. The old man seemed broken In health, and Buffered from a severe cough; but on this particular evening he was worse than usual, for he had got a chill, and was glad to lay down, his weary bones in bed, soon after hi arrival. Ho complained of feeling very cold and thirsty, and the lad procured him somo tea, which they both enjoyed. Grimmy" or to give him hi9 fulL name, Grimwald, the dog, was not for gotten, for the trio were inseparable, and soon afterwards they all retired to Test. During the night the old man be came very feverish, coughed incessant ly, and complained of a pain In his chest, but Jimmy, the lad, did all he could for him, and sat np most of the night with him. ' In the morning, poor old "Spangles' a name dear to many children, 'throughout England wa no better,' and when the dootor was summoned, and had examined him, he told the landlady that he was very 111, suffering from an attack of inflammation ot the lungs, and that he feared it would go hard with him. "Spangles" recognized hls own dan iger, and calling the lad to him, said: j" Jimmy, my boy, you've' been a good lad to me, and I fear the show will soon be closed foroverl Sit thee down 'beside me, lad, as I have something to tell thee." When the lad had sat down,. "Spangles" proceeded: "The great Mr. Shakespeare says: 'A man, during his life, plays many parts,' and that's the truth; for in my time I ihave played many parts, and under Imany and divers names; but I will be gin at the beginning. "My father died when I was only boy, and my mother married again 'some time afterwards, my stepfather being an ill-natured, oruol man, who ;hated and ill-treated me; and, unable jto bear his cruelty any longer, I ran away from home and joined a traveling circus. "But I soon found I had gone 'from tne frying-pan into the fire,' for the new task-master to whom I had been 'bound had no compassion, and during the earlier part of my appren ticeship used to treat me shamefully if 1 was clumsy or mude mis BIMJfT SXT take9 when 'learning the tcrobatici business. "In a few years, however, I became 'Alva, the Flying Wonder;' then a! member of 'The Illustrious Schmidt Family,' then an acrobatic clown, and, finally a ring-master, during which lat ter period I became devotedly attached to 'Mile. Annette, the Daring Eques trienne,' and wo ultimately got mar-j ried and left the circus business alto-, gether. "My happiness, however, was short-, lived, for my poor young wife who! had wavered in her affections between me and 'Sig. Lupino, tho Matchless' I Bareback Rider,' although she finally consented to become mine deserted, me ono morning and left a noce be hind, saying: 'Dear Jim you are too good to me. I have gone to him! God bless you.' And I only saw her once, since. "I didn't blame the poor wench, for 6he was little better than a child, but I felt her absence cruelly, and I don'"t think I have ever been tho same skice, although I have tried to do my duty. "The greater part of my life was af terwards spent in traveling bhows, of one sort or another, all over England, and for somo years I was with a stroll ing company of actors who did the regUar drama; but it was just about twelve or thirteen years ago, when I was about fifty, and my poor wife was about thirty-five, that she sent me a letter, begging me to come to her, as she was ill; and I, thinking of nothing but of seeing her again, went at once, but only to find that he had been killed by a horse three months ago, and that she was dying after giving birth to a baby boy." Here the old man seemed exhausted, from a fit of coughing, but he rallied somewhat after a dose of his medicine, and he resumed his story. "Jimmy, my lad." said he, "that baby wasyoal I promised my darling .An- nette that I would be both father asd mother to you, and I have tried hard to- j do the best I could for you." j "Oh, dear, dear master." sobbed the poor lad, "you are not going to leave me and Grimmy? Whatever shall we' j dp? You hava.aliTars been sojrood and J HI' ii I 11 "J" ' - I KhU to ns Dotn, ana aTIear.Trlfiargooa father tome." Grimmy, hearing his name men tioned, came to the bedside, and sat up begging, with his shaggy head on one side, as if trying to say: "I know there's something wrong. Can't I do anything?" ' "Poor Grimmy!" said "Spangles." "You'll be good to him when I'm gone, Jimmy, and never part with him while he lives??" Grimmy jumped on the bed, and licked the old man's hands and face, and it was as much as Jimmy could do to remove him. "I will, indeed, be good to him, and never part with him, dear master," said Jimmy, "but, oh! what are we to 'do when you are gone?" And the poor lad sobbed piteously. "Be a brave lad, Jimmy, and Hexwho cares for the sparrows will not ferget either you or Grimmy. Be always truthful and honest, however you may be tempted to do otherwise, and whatever you find to do, do it with all your might Bear in mind that your mother is an angel, Jimmy, and I am going to join her at last. In God's good time you, too, will joia us; think how happy we shall all be there; and when tempted to do wrong, just think that if you do it you may be prevented from ever coming to us, and God will help you to do right. You and I and poor Grimmy have played through many towns, and tramped for many miles together; yet we never had arr angry word, whilst we sought to earn gun honest living. Poor old Spangles' is going to leave you, but life is before you yet, my lad; and although I have not been able to save much, yet yon I will find enough in my bag to bury me and to give you a start." He thoa sank back exhausted, and. while the lad sobbed as if his heart would break Grimmy howled piteous ly, and sat up begging in all directions. During the succeeding night the old man rested more quietly, but had sev eral severe paroxysms of coughing, which thoroughly exhausted him; ha was also, at times, delirious, when his mind seemed to be dwelling among earlier memories and bygone scenes in which the name of Annette was fre quently and fondly mingled, On the following morning, when the doctor called again, he was deeply moved by the intense and unrestrained grief of the poor lad, who held his dy ing master's hand in his own, whilst the lips of the poor old man were feebly; moved in blessinff. Even the faithful dog seemed to feel, that he was losing a dear friend, for. he was restless and uneasy, Bat up beg ging all over the room, and had refuted' to eat since his master's illness. The doctor, however, spoke kindly toi the lad, and when the weeping youth,' said: "My dear master was the onlyi friend I had in the world," be cheered him up by saying that he must not! ci.S6Zi.asthe future rasbefprejiim.. rP BKOOINO, and aslie hao; Deen a good" "boy God would not forsake him. "In fact," he added, "a friend of my own is seeking such a youth as you, and I shall not fail to recommend you to him." "Oh! thank you, sir," said Jimmy, 'you are very kind, but I dare not be parted from dear Grimmy, as I have promised master he shall never leave me, and I have known and loved him all my life." "Never mind, my lad," said the doc tor, "we must find somo place -for'you where the doggie can go too; so don't grieve." Poor old "Spangles" was fast passing away, and could now scarcely be said to be conscious; but it was affecting to hear him, as in his delirium he imagined he was going through hie performance with Jimmy and his dog. "Houp-la! Houp-la!" he muttered. "Overl over !! over!!! Well done, sirl Good lad! Now Mr. Grimaldi! steady, old boyl Show tho ladies and gentle men what you can do! Good dog!" And even as the doctor, the lad and Grimmy stood round him. he stretched himself out and appeared to have fall en asleep; but the soul of poor "Span gles" had vaulted into Heaven! A Landlord in Gloom. Wife Who was that who called? Husband One of mj tenants came to pay his rent. "Did he pay it?'' "Yes." "Then why do you look so gloomy? "He didn't sa y a word about wanting five or six hundred dollars' worth of re pairs." "What of it?" "That shows that he's going to leave." N. Y. Weekly. Not In the 3Iifc. Office Boy Ir. Gayman sent me to tell you not to keep dinner vvaitin fur 'ira this evenin8. He's got to go to the lodge on important business. Mrs. Cayman To the lodge? O, yes He is going to "ride the goat," I sup- Pose? . Office Boy Xb, 1 don't tiink it's a goat. I heard 'im tellin ilr. Quick step he tva goin' out on a little lark- AMERICAN AMUSEMENTS. Tho Immense Amount ot Money Spent-in Theaters. A Lars Axwaj of Professionals Axm Kept Bust Fortune Annually- Spent la Traveling on the Ballroads. It is estimated that there are per haps as many as 1,000 traveling theatri cal companies in the United States, says the Washington Post. This in elcdes everything that can be con sidered strictly professional companies, to fray nothing of the countless amateur organizations. Of the strictly theatri cal organizations it is safe to presume that the average receipts per night for the 1,000 companies are 5400 each. At seven performances per week for each company the weekly average, as will be seen, would beS2,600. The average theatrical season is forty weeks. The entire 1,000 companies with an average nightly receipt of 400 would produce weekly receipts at seve performances per week amounting' to 53,800,000, This multiplied by forty, the number of weeks ia a season, would yield gross receipts amounting to fll2,0t,03. From the above estimates some idea oan be formed of what the American people spend annually for amusemeata by companies which are kmewn as strictly professional. Thousands of dollars are also spent with amateur theatrical organizations and lecture bureaus. It would appear from the above state ment that a great deal of money is made by theatrical people. The expenses in cident to earning SXlS.OOOtOO are very large. It is reasonable to say that one-third, or 839,000,000, of the total 8112,000,000, is spent with railroads. Another very large item is expended for printing. Great fortunes have been massed by printing houses in the production of theatrical printing alone. Hundreds of thousands ef dollars are also spent for advertising in news papers. It is safe to say that 40 per cent, of the correspondence between theatrical managers is carried on by telegraph, which "amounts to a great deal in a year's time. Tho traveling companies, however, Are not the sole possessors of the rand total. 5112,000,000. This is di vided between the traveling companies and the owners of the houses where the companies play. Tho net receipts de rived by the companies would perhaps be in the neighborhood of 05 per cent, or CO per cnt-, making an average net re sult of between 575,000,000 and $80,000, 000. Out of this, of course, comes all of tho expenditure for railroad transpor tation, and over one-half of the total amount paid for newspaper advertis ing. Out of this also is paid fully 93' per, cent, of the amount paid to print-, ing houses, The 1,000 traveling companies will average fifteen people to a company, making a total of 15,000 theatrical peo ple traveling over the country forty w eel:3 out of the flf tytwo. This, of course, does not include tho number of people employed at theaters. Upon the estimate made as to the number of1 companies there must of necessity be, tba same or more number of theaters, b& two companies cannot play at the same theater on the same night. There are t least on an average fifteen peo ple employed at every theater, which would be 15,000. This added to the number of people traveling would make a totol of .10,000 people. It is said that there 8,000 actors and act resses now out of employment. There are at least engaged in tho theatrical business directly or indirectly those who make a living from it 00,000. Some actors make a great deal of money; some do not. Those who make the most are generally those who say the least about it. Those who make the least on annual tours are as a class those who do the most talking about' having done the greatest business. A great many managers and stars hold. FROOF POSITIVE. ' n Honor "What's the charge, otQ cer; drunk? Officer McQurk Xo, sor; crazy. ITis Honor How do jou know? Unicer Alcyuric eii, sor, ne is j proprietor of a daily paper, and I heard him tell a man that the paper probably I had the smallest circulation in the city, and so His Honor The padded cell, quick. -Life. Comfort from the Conductor. The train had stopped at a station end several men had alitjhted, as was their custom, to stretch their leps on the platform, and -when it started again one of the men, who had strayed a little too far off, wa left behind. In a minute or two there was a loud cream and a woman rushed up to the conductor and exclaimed excitedly: "Yon left ray husband behind at that last station I" '"Xever mind, madam," replied- the official, "calm yourself. We shall be at Chicago in three hours and then you can get another husband." Judge PERFECT MANHOOD! TIctk attained boer re tortsi bow prerred. Ordinary worts oa Phy eiolopy will not tH ysa : ;he doctors rAO t cr srim't- but all the fatsc 70s trtsb. to TcsiOr. Yoer QPYIIll PnWFRS sfnivw are thc ku Uc ssd 4.1 tl '3 Its recrtxlccfica. (fir book lays bam tb truth. Etttt naarto wcmld rtKaiB Hurcal vitror Jot tirccca liy. or develop SBemb irtik by saRrre or TrasJeu br Ii?ae. boGid write fcr r Maled bnci-, "'Perfect JfAbcf' So cb-vrs. Madreta 2n ooofk!esc?. ERi-MEDICAL CO.. BuffiUO. M.Y. I 1 rVJ'S t '- -h L mm YOUR WIN 3 Cts. The s Peoples Column. TLe Want Columns or a Daily Parr tell jee wLere it pars toathertisc. It j on Lae .mij thine to BUY, SELL, TRADE OR RENT, try these column. STTnyable Strictly in Advance. Xo advertisement taUun for less than 1 One line advertisements charged oatne rate as two lines. Prices given antler classified ue.ad in this column applicable only o local aUerti!e ments. Xo .foreign advertisements taken at above rates. Answers to advertisement seat in care of the Eagle oCice should bo calle for within teinlnj & after insertion. When advertisers w ish repl y& forty anled to them taiuied envel opes must besent. Reference to formrrnth ertisemtats should Sive description and date of insertion or copy of the advertiseirent should ho seat. Not responsible for advertisements civen cr discontinued by telephone. Classified advertisements will be Scents per line each insertion; averas seven words lo lice, apite neassi-sxieat. 4uW lt'J X TED FEMALE IIEL1. Under Uils head 5c per line jienlay. Domestics. w AST ED-A COlirEl EVT GIKU roll OEK- eral hoateirork at faeaec at. West MUe. ir. tf WANTED-A GOOD GIBI. FOH GhXEUAL aaosewerk; must l a jooj ceeic. Ucferrrirc required, tall at Uj JT KmerU. at iU2U Ji iscellitn eorts. Situations Wanted JB'emale. WATED-ASITUATfo5rBTi GlrtLTODO jjei.enU hoiii-eor!.tn tij city or itniBtry. Call or .tUitrc-jj Uj N JlosUy. J t axtedmaeejiell: Lt,0r tills licaifi; iar lluM"Jay. 'i'mtc-. JiOffS. Salesmen. "TTAVri- DSALKijyA OR JLOEXTS-GOOD iiaysdlmj paau to criar Sj; cH !'.. Huuter. ldilurias cauip-my. Ctaciiiiall. O. dii65t ed 'TiMfcU-A YOC.IG MAS AS GROCERY ? vollcitor. llusl knuwUm balne i-l t'j city. Addrean. Uiul!w aere aait nw last cia pluj ed, 1. C. W.inw mtii.e. C tt Sit nation Wa ntcdMaie. IHisceuUaneotin. AGJSXTS WAS TEAK l inlt-r tbk liMtl So fe.lfnlrrJA UMMtUMOtMs TO TAKB UKUEttS BY raunile. e will py ejeus al Mtl.vry cr allow literal eoiiiiulsjlon. fcn.imiie-.eeut on Bppll cutloj. Address lock boa US. .New York euy. dlClfeoJ. H'AXTEV-M IbCELEAJXEO US butler tlilt lit'l.'c ur like urr !nr. TANTLU '1U I'tiftCUAbU A GOOD TJI' i? rik'Mt pluuo ul iu.i3im.iMe prUc. Adtlictx lock box .2. UibK UTA.V1 fcD-.M.fj WHO "WAN rOOODs CHEAP SUcli k. tallies Wtt.ulin, tricycles. blcClrd telea pedtsio.klu.liuiscn.tuj slue boards, bu.tuti , tlejkt. doit iMUic, baby inucc, plu-li Koods. tu . ailU 4 tb ,us.illd ollK r ililiiKs Cu'W .ur cost and leas ami some ill any prke reirai:?sot coat, ul as .n Alula SUCOt. . u rainier. tiiurr. mi.mii win 'AN'lhD-AT O.NCE- AN IMl'KuVEU BUol uessiot. must be cheap und ei centrally lctuteu. W 111 pay ubottt lurce thousand down. Ad dlestU.T. Ihlsoillce. d.7 t TTaN 1 EU-ATUOUOCGHBlttD Wk OU.s 1 IT ll-d dog pup. troai ii lo ten vcek old. Mu&t be b.uikUiiucuro, buto prko. ilio Uix To. I'oiicu City, u. T. dtt SI WAN 1 EI) -MAX Wl I II tf5.50J CAslI TO JOIN compitiiy at ouce In tea tattoty aud cold storage cUicrprlsc In the strip. Add. ess a, cate A.ute. Wicluu. dio.V ANYONE WI&niN't. A COMPLETE Ll&T Or iinme rnli P O uddress ot 11 mule citizens m Su ICk conn y, halirtj. cousistlUK ot K.ltU i.uUie locailiii. them by toi.usIi.pauU 1 O. Ite collector and busliio s men will II jd lti- mnuscrlpt ct lect 1 und toueiilent, locating eiy clllzefl In .aid couu- I IV can bo IiaU ut a rvuviu.ibie puce. I Une boeli tivslie montiu gi'ttluf till work, in Miupo and b-vo t ll u con eci. H couia o UUde. 3J N AlulU si. H. F. Ooode. dll. St W'ANTLU-EVLRYYOVNUJIAN ANU ul'" n ioniuniu wiincnuojij .o.uw n? .v. obluln a nr-fo.av, huiiliian wlncAilon 1 l tlio lcnltaCornmcrillroiire ii.e. A. buililui: ac iuaI bn-luoa.i practice turo.utti tho rt.-uUr L - iiimIi ,vithaiudeutot oilier coue.es tlio crownini; rcuture. L. H Robins. Pro. dj it TvfEUPbiONS INTERESrLU IN A pjjctlcal cduCAtionto vltU tbo 'outhwet ern IIiiMr.tat t-olleut. Actual bub.eApr..ciIceui, both ay und nl.nt Beiuduna. tutraucTr tw LoueUs ac. IM t w , ANTED-TO SLLH.OQO WOltlH OK FCR. niiure&nu io 101s wcr u j !,,.......-. J.'lUUr) V o.?M. Mlu -t- ,Jji?.ti v ANTLD-l'JANO TUNING. U. A. aUEP pulfLLew orders wt 1 boa. tbw !' i w , ANTED-A FEW FaKM LuaNM. t. .LL lmscaiHieiy. iu i uurvei.o.ci .o. -w ... E'Oll SAEEMiicella neon. I lider U 1 cd V y.r iu. 1 cr oy ir-OR SALE- HOAKIIINO MOl'b'. UllHT JL complete, dtablnbcvl l -ale chiap foi apot tsb. t Ut2Il. lop-aae. tUiii' VOitfcALbILNk NoTS.-THE )) LT MUE A? Nstionsl bank hnrlliK cone tut" littuidAilou, I bare lot .! notes IniionCio to uld bank ifJ.: cs-tlaz alout IUXiW face aslu. 1 he note are uwr at Hi-law office 01 MolunnA Hinakcr. IK ortu JU.kett. wber thtymay ta-tu I vrtilrecnvo bids ou thcw jiou- oitnrr liwy or as s. wnoie up 10 ' th lutu uny of Mrch, I. 1 til n ts U be tr-av ; lerred. witoout recourac to the bank J N. Hay- , 111Aker.c01au1i.te' cti vtcdAsun lw j i;OR PALE-V NCMBEK OF PROPEHTlEiS i X tak-non mortea.e. I can mak- prken to u.i 1 y our a-ans If yon re .10 eoruenl puictuaer. Cuu. 1 and lnipect ia IUL J.U Hatcbttjs. Of InursASat, I to cot. and rotor Uilncs Iras tnur ?t anii I 'OR faALE - raoitotGHUKED JR.aOv , J Cc-b!n. Rhode-, strain. rtua R. M.oy. j C2X Lawrence tr atl ' , I-IT bATn- lTTe.- Ot f.UOLLRlI ; I and ;ui.-rf, do htf a buJnr oltifj) vt ' unnutn wood icama lor sclallaif A.dt tvet. 1 bjx A Oxford. Kan '' ut' I ORSAIE-A r.OOIl IWCBLL IlALXEfci, OR i1 vrl.. trdc tor a irwic rt. bil .orlh Hiu Wicfaita. ' 1 ,'OR -ALL-lOt.lt iUOWJ-KAu saw j crepn. i-ubm- 'T" .T. -, T 7T; la ECwd vrjm Ii. sTMsWrV 4Jrt w 1 1 OR-ALb oXEtOMPLElESOlNERO-jal X1 ootfiul -- tS.Uie Uzu!Mrte '.-v. lHl-r tixa, 2 -team tanaj- All wi ild cbe? I) rold IB tb lf Ior U v tali Ctt "-ad ie-U takl.etIida- TlnsriawA ior-aniifcsr H aH-t.tJM-poi WAUaiArSI VUCC Cadi ett r id CSf U t br. tKaacUM. v dtaAtt J'OE SA LE-Jlcal JCntatc. I vu r.at-1 ' A- xAiU tli. AHf J ciiJ'ietAJ'7 I'OckeltaMir rfke t bl.4,.. Wi Cets. AJ4resi t-3 ' i&MJL twii. V scbtw. tM CT Qri-HOCa TO MOVE. CHEAP. J42T j J J O.' L StfrtA r Kr trtt. rsxrtt.. j torn, ma JSfl-t JroH.l J d fJ-a jax... j . FOIL JiEXTJfOue. t . tt v. -e 'OH i.kNT-frOCD ODEN IfoCSS'l HSi ' t&,.rsB.ii. L. W CUy? CH&a 'Ff lit KEAT-THE OOIJAIAL HTTAU r.attv .1. Aemslieil Ril'rf Ilfc lira bi swT. i-ttprvr rm-ttt. lie! Smlh Laxreiwc, ?9j- e ti lr. Sv i eia ai ia rci.-a ' ' Ke on JlE5.T-MOIESS KOfsEJi, IkRaEL i'o. i.En-u sck ntfiioizct. sn .t 1 WIIJUms bAiit. hU moA MfcS rtcr lawAr A?IJi.ivurta u't iuK.ET-t?-iiJ o trr, fj.itnyit.-K AVLi i, AtJ tfc ato&rr ra'&mrturmL' sta ara. ms nff- f-y alw ftwec, ifajt as4 fc ri-. -wAt ince Uw sf Ksssna. AV A j v Y HrK. cT rcrtil xf asSSStA V 4 170S ttr.T-1il S8Til Tel-EItA a"V7 a J, ar lx-rasa Jas! VaS. tvtife aj 44m a.ler& ware' ,Ua t ldj Kav )?. ftt Ua3. Tc jt 431 tf r fa1vfua2mLm4.xsx.2ii.s1. a-l mpr TOE PEOPEECOLUMS. Your Wants Supplied XVtU K :T BUICK fvEalUhCE. iM KAsT A lUJanv t. Al!noderoandArst-.luS3CiV.r. JoUa til cm. jlsa. Leparia aw. d 5 tt FOK llEXTJiooms. IT'ORKKXT O.Nr FKOXT KOi'Ji. FuETCHKB A: bull linj; steam hea u water, elevator, ric t W Clapp. .11 3t 1,'OK UINr-FCKXIsHl.U llOOJl. JlO. ev 1 coiTcnlcncfcs t.Ierenccs require I -JOtJf r;l. t opekA ave. 4i ;t 7oK r:LT-TAv6UTHnESi:OQM VD--I j lhel for fcouscwocpaii. Call at .It ortir Knnoriu.ave. iSj; ipO Kfr-ST-rCRSIattEU UOOHS AT 5 JZ Jlarkeu jg JTIOI. Rh .T TWO NICE r KilNT BoOMS WITH : btc-m heat. iLqulrv Getto Block, Usoai II. MK KhNl-FUKMaHtD I.OJMs; wittout board. u3 i UrcU W1TII 0, Urt.t 170R KhT - -VICKUY FUtXliHri UOOMs 1? with modern convtulcnnes, 51t Topeka. am 70l: REN l-V UKMsJIhU ROOMS blXGl.lt OH A. eusulte. modern ctUiVcnieaces. Hoard next door, ils N Uawreuce ave. dll let IOR KENT GtfOD rtOOJlb FOU CiSU ICKNT. - nUraltYiewavc. .1 1SI J OJl EEXT .1ccftiJieotta. I ltdfr tb slioid3vir llur ferdty. OR MENT-.-OUTliHALVOF;:riitiT FLOR trout of FlelUirr bloc, Ire proof vault trlib lu At ply to Dr. Jordojs. dlstf EOU KENT- KLSTAirUANT AT 7 hAS? Dougi am; aIm) Hotel tiood.ojr. (food tr-tda .mdsoieu la location. Also all ot lh furmturo la both for sA'c. & FOlt KlJ.T-rUOTOC.IwrU (.AM.KRY: Ohl MAtid. U"t locution in (ho city. ibu.uh At Kiii-A emiou V uiUs.e More. s5 tt FEED AXD S MA IX. Under Thl llad tc Per Line Per Day. GOULD-TElitruO.t I J. XI E DOUGLAS. a U.YK..V. UAWTHOIlNk. CENTRAL HILL. c.epnuuo. I.j, oince ;x. r. Dviucia uoti I-OJl EXCHAXGJ- rrtO EXCHANGE. Nk bhCTION OR ANY l yon ot unincumbered Kansas Und to cc.unE tur lccrUiAudtee cr lion-. Addica C 1. cmtv t-ikTle. dfSt rcxAXCiAr.. I'l.vLNClAlr-TUhM, uiLi. s a hAi.E or X money next atunty nUht.Jjin. liiu. by f'.m Building nd 1 ojii HscbUtiiir Nar ! lh tluie lo Qbscrltie rortae liitrd series nhlct). dates trom Jn. 0. 1 curxiiu f rXT17,",i MADE BY iVr.CVUTtOS. JMAJjy Jc X Nrle lot- particular Ac iuuuU OiKiicii iu.13!. Ak JatSU-. .tt,i!.TL. YetlA. FAEtreli v Lo. bruwers, racttu. ie. Ciuciic. HI. ill)' IF YOU AUL WAXTING A .-JU1X IA)AX OX iretl liujjioiea Iatuis lu tLii couaiy cotl ai oalce ot Ira.l Lro. flUU MONEY MONEY" MONEY"" TO LOXS OX chaulefcrctuily. tAUni 1 lfuJy, Cieutrct u. I'hciuaV nJcc. Jii North Alll. httfj Coin; elsencens, O. L. Illu-lcy d I Izno OK TRADE, t i'ei-11 Jln"iS5Cer Up ier.tr ITUDK TRAUK GOOD flRt-1'ltOOK SiAlU ' wltb ctuibiCHUon lock lor dtcliii; room aU board. Adiiroaa LxchaUKQ. Eaclc cJUci-. Us. "LvoT TRA D l.-MCh CLEAN &TOCE O KN ERA L JJ vxuett.liiiidl and ulc lV5iaef.ee In good. ln itorrnt r E6L -'enr Wichita, ni.tty. Iut location, aoctipilon and prirt r propfrtj lbU isauioppottanuy vo step nsut into n e tabllstird nuu puuiK builiioN. I be ptoQU tb psl twojmit hure bon over tltJW-ycwir Mtk Hiid ltuldcnce about $iaiJ, Adlra carw -) cClce -ftUalittit Btulnmv.." rtiJM EOST. f I ilr M- I .t .V t-T Ilnai nan- .1T . EO UXD. I I 1rr II If I tuo.tc I er Itnr ar.tny ST j: A 1" ISO. IMi.ter II Is I f d 8C ler line pyf ljr, rEKSOXAL. t'niler hN lieml-c iti n ivrrtr. 'f bL.""! WAltKLX" COstt'MER La'KOKST iA. outfit, tendfcrcatalctruc. dim PITH AND POINT. "You may trim mo mustache, nxr,, paid Gilly to the barber. 'Yes, lr," re plied th latter; "did you bring it with you?" Brooklyn Life. Editor "Always write your Jokcsr on the thinneit paper you can get" Youug Humorist "Why?" Editor- . "So I can see through them." Young Callowe "I cxpoct to a.tari for London and Parix'to-morrow. Can I do anything for you?" Irnnella . "Yes; to ba sure not to miss your hteamcr." Lifc'H Calendar. Hicks" 'Cold in death.' Ho you, think that a good expression?" Wlck-v "It depends a good dal upo.a tho kind of a life which ban beer, led by the deceased." Hoston Transcript- At the Salon. "Can you toll mn what that picture repn'wints? "That is Queen Clroputra. Hare you ncrcr heard of her?" "Never in my lift. I bo seldom read the paper." tIntran. higcant, "Domu put yer mln too much on, outward decora tJons, said Uncle Bban "Hit am bctuh tcr hab cr eabbugc un dah yoh waistcodt dan er ehrysauthc mum in yer button-hole." 'Washing ton Star Matrimonial Advertisement. MA lady, young, pretty, bright and poor, desires to make the acquaintance of a tnan with the opposite quaHUo, with, n viiw to a happy marriage. FHc gende Clattir. "What is your Hnr of buhinr.-it'KL whispered the editor to a man he wat about to introduce to northern cap!' talisU "I hauls furniture,'' huakflj came tho reply "Hen, gentlemen. continued th editor, "in Mr Jon-, ono of the moring spiriU of crur city.' AtiftDta ConHtHnticn. Figg "In this story tb-re i n i.trangu inconsistency. In one plc the author ravs hi heroin- Ia all heart, and a little farther on he say, hrr heart was in h-r boot. Thfft is Iina ply ridiculous." Fogg "You iVrgob that the heroin i from Chicago." KoHon Tranvcript- Slow ?Irs. Lithead -mntrii Mr. L. to do stomr thing or other and b war fitili bentatlng nVrlJ," A wild, "what arey ou going to do? "I harrn't made up my mind yet- "iVolt, 1 de clare, fche rxdaimed. "it take you an cztrecwly long time U make Mp Tcry small thing "Detroit Pf Prwcs. A book agent went into a barbir ahop and aaicd tb" propriUr If be could sell bitn an enttyciopcdla. "What'a dat?" akfd tho taoril ar-tiit- "It i book that ntaln,s In formation oa every wsbjeot lc Vkt. world." Victim In the obair uyt frbiy "He doesn't need It-" Tejta. 6if tings. An Exact Office Hoy. Vttltor fen Uring oub-r office) "I Jlr Jon" V kocaer OfSce I5oy poKteJyH-Y-. ir." nlur "Can I ee hks." OsS? JJ07 "J Mppoc i-o, ir " VUUo UUrting io? facer o23) "Wbcrei? In here' OSktc liar danoentiyi '.Vo, ir. bi home it in Ilja-Atraar-V Detroit Ttk Pre. Lawyer "Yoa taj yon rrAir fc examination of the pr3n!s. What did yoa find"- Witness "Oh. nothing of coKArqtj4-nce, beggarly aiot of snpty lxxeA. a Jssslapere ., IaAwryer "NcTor mttul wiwat JsbAk t;re t&jfi- Hf wjli ! aoconMtfltd. aswl can testify for bfmssH if ile knows ftsytlai; aboBttbe caa. Tlt-lJIia. .. r at?3i