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THE PLACER HERALD.
AGENTS.
. B. 11. Dodson. Sacramento City, ai the State
Journal Office, on K Street.
Th umas Bo vet;. San Francisco, Xo. 07, Merchant
street.
WELLS. FARGO * CO., an,l the PACIFIC
EXPRESS CO. are oar General Agents for Placer
County:. Advertisements. Job Work or Subscrip
tion* to the H rald. left at either of their offices
will promptly forwarded to us.
From the Springfield Republic.
The follow ing specimen of Yankee wit anil Yan
kee poetry appeared some forty rears ago in Con
necticut. It is too good to be lost:
Awhile before the amputation
fil this from Britain's warlike nation,
A Sußield* Yankee, somewhat w itty,
A peddling went to New York city'.
I need not. to the knowing, tell
" bat Jonathan took down to sell;
For nil should know that Slu (field staple
Is bowls and dishes made of maple.
He travi led all the city o'er.
In every house and everv store,
In every street in every square,
Jonathan tried to s ( 11 his w are;
But all in vain! I'll tell yon why
A sapient reason—non - would buy.
I ntld yon Jonathan had w it.
So he on this expedient hit.
To sell his ware and fill his purse;
It was better to do so than worse.
• • • • • •
Some l>r:ti>h • i bips of war wore there,
>iream‘T* ia the air;
Their *a!U all l>ent. atvl every day
Expecting: to put out to sea. *
• •••••
The Yanks e got—but how's a mystery,
i !?'• not r vealtnl in any history.)
A tit'.il officer's suit throughout.
And w h n inns he sallied out.
And with a bold air t merchant's store
Kntend. where ho bad liecn tiefore.
"h n thus quoth h ■ "Our cemm-xlore wishes
A quantity of wooden dishes;
And if you've any that are neat.
I'll take a parcel for the fleet."
• 'l l Vi hob sale did not recognize
The Yankee in disguise.
But very pleasantly replied.
•T think, sir. you can l>e supplied;
Although. I have none on hand
Th< r ■'• -ome in town I understand,
And if to mfirrow you'll send up.
I'll have th-m ready at my shop.—
Anything else. s>. anything more—
Nothing wanted from the store.''
The Yankee, bowing debonnire.
Replied—-Sir. nothing but the ware: - ’
Th u n marched as quick as an express.
And soon resum'd his homemade dress.
No sooner w as he rigg’d complete.
Thau Wholesale waddled down the street:
••Your hick is bad, my friend. v quoth be.
••You've all your ware on bnnd I see."
■ Yes," -ays the Yankee, “and I wish
••I'd never seen a wooden dish:
I don't believe I ever shall
Re abb- half my load to sell."
Say- Wholesale. -Friend, it all a farce is.
To llrnk to sell when cash so scarce is;
lie-id- - your pr'ce i- so out of reason
You will not sell though you wa't the season.
And yet. to oblige you. I don't care
To take a portion of your ware:
The off- r- out of kindness meant,
If yon l deduct fifteen per cent.
I'll take the load,"
■■No!” says the Yankee.
••I'll neither take thee up nor thank thee;
I'd oonei throw my ware away
Th in fall one gr «t "bat I -ay."
Old Wholesale concluded, in a trice.
Twas best to give the man his price.
So he paid to Jonathan his gold.
Thinking bis w are already sold.
♦ « • • m m
Tis said. - For mor- than half a year.
The merchant's -helves w • re filled with ware:
And that he cursed the British navy,
For serving him a trick -o teary."
« • « 9 • •
The Yankee, as you well may guess,
Wa- highly pleased with his success;
And straight to Suffield. hom*- he hied
And told his friends the trick he tried.
« « • ■ • •
And now. while round the winter's fire
The social bowl and pipe inspire.
The old man makes his neighbors stare
R- bating bow he sold his ware.
In Hartford C ounty Corn.
Anecdote of Chancellor Kent.
The lam Chancellor Kent w as one of those
men whose innate dignity enabled Inm to
take in good part familiarity—the result of
igm -ranee ami accident. lie was exceeding
lv fond of martial music; and hearing tin
drums of a recruiting party, who had taken a
station at the corner of the street, beat a
point of war. he walked out to listen to it
nearer. Insensibly he was whistling the bur
then of the tune when the man of war accos
ted him tiiiis;
•You are fond of such music, then, my
fine fellow.'’
•Yes,’ was the reply.
•Well, then.' said Sergeant Kite, ‘why not
join ust Good quarters —good bounty —
large bounty ! Besides our Captain is a glo
rious fellow! Why don’t you now i You
can't do better.’
‘Well;’ said the Chancellor, "I have one
pretty strong objec#>n.’
•What i> that " a<ked the Sergeant.
•Why. just now I happen to have a better
trade.’
•What trade is it ?’ said the inquisitor.
•I am Chancellor of the State of V. \ .
•Whew 1' muttered the Sergeant. Strike
up I—quick time I—forward1 —forward march !’
Off tramped the millitarv man. without
looking behind him, leaving the Chancellor
to enjoy his laugh at the adventure.
At a Haihtny Station, an old lady said to
a very pompous looking gentleman who
was talking about steam communiction.
■•Pray, sir, what is steam. 7 ’, ‘'Steam, rnaam.
is, ah I-steam is, ah 1 steam is—steam 7 ”
knew that chap couldn’t fell ye." said a rough
looking fellow standing by. “but steam is a
bucket of water in a tremendous perspira
tion.,’
t
Winchell, the humorist, tells a story of a
dog, who undertook to jump across a well in
two jump*l He fell a victim to his ambi
tion. There are a great many people just
Jike that dog —folks who think they can
jump a well in two jumps.
“Husband, I don’t know where that boy
got hi. bad temper—not from me, lam
sure.” . . .
“Xo, my dear —for I don’t perceive that
■you have lost jjtcy*
A bachelor, at a recent celebration offered
the following gallant ‘ Ladies sweet
briars in the garden of life. ’
Capital Pumshmkxt.—To be hong around
a girl’s neck till you are dead—in Jove,
tfraciou*! what a glorious death!
Running: the Thing in the Ground.
A Know Nothing being requested to in
tend a celebration of the anniversary of the
landing of the filgrim Fathers, scouted the
idea with expressions of the utmost contempt.
“\Miat!” be exclaimed, "shall an Amen
can get drunk rejoicing over the landing of
a lot of d—d foreigners!" A Know Noth
ing friend of ours told us the store, and he
says it is even so — Ex.
‘Sam" a native of Rome.—Martin Lu
ther gave this account of the order which
hears very decided resemblance, in many res
pects, to the present organization;—“ln Italy
there was a particular order of friars, called
Fratres LviorantiiT, that is Brethren of Ig
norance, who took a solemn oath that they
would neither know, learn, nor understand
anything at all, hut answer all things with
Eescio. —l Know Nothing " — Luther's Tahir
Talk.
The following illustrates pretty well how
some people are obliged to answer questions
about the Know-Nothings:
acoh, vot you dink of de Know-No
things.'"
"I not know. \ot dosh non dink.'"’
"I dink nottinV
"By tain, dat ish slmst vot I dink!”
One of mt Witnesses.—An old lady was
subpoenaed to appear as a witness on rather
a delicate ease. She did not come, and a
bench warrant was issued for her appearance,
on which she was brought into court. The
presiding’ judge thought it was his duty to
reprimand her: "Madam, why were you not
here before, 1 " "I couldn't come, sir." "W.-re
yon not subpoenaed, madame:" "\es. -ir; but
I wa> sick." "\\ hat was the matter, madam.'”
"I had an awful bile, sir." "Upon vour
honor, madam." “No. sir: upon my arm."
IN FLA M A TOIt V Rft Kf M A TIS M. A geII tb• 111 ,'tII
wishes us to publish the following for the re
lief of suffering humanity, lie s :tv - be ha
known a numlier of cures made bv ir. and
all of them in a short time. Half an ounce
of pulverizt d salt; ttre put in half a pint of
sweet oil. Bathe th - parts affected, then a
sound cure will be speed ill etfcctcd.
L’/n'hh'irrih Expn -•<.
The Washington Union gives an author
itative denial to ail th<- stories originating
with the N. V. Herald, that Hen. Uass has
any toleration for the Know Nothing ) arty.
The Herald ascribed similar opinions to
I louglass and Buchanan, and to a member
of the Cabinet—with the same faishood.
Rejoicing.—There was great rejoicing at
>l. Louis, on the occasion of the opening of
the uhio and Mi-sb-lppi Railroad, by which
means St Louis is - - nne< te i with 1 ’incinnati
and the v'lics of the Last b\ a direct line of
railway. TbeSt. Louis In! fl cnitains
rn-arly a page in relation to the opening cer
emonies of the t ea 1.
The advertisement of a doctor who under
takes the cure of madness, begins with the
words —“Worthy the attention of the insane."
If von observe a gentleman with his arm
around tue ", of :l young lady, it is mor
ally certain that thee are '“‘ t married.
Which is the easiest of the three profes
sion-—law. physic, or divinity.' 1 fivinity,
because it is easier to preach that to practise.
\\ lie was Adam’s first day the longest?
Because there Cas no Eve.
When did Absalom sleep five in a bed.' —
When he slept with his forefathers.
A patent medicine vender advertises lulls
and ointment that will cure the worst fit of
any pair of boots. .
List of Post-Offices in California,
WITH AM, THE COKKEI.TIOXs AMI AUDITIONS
NAME.
Augua Fria.
Alameda . .
Alamo
Alvarado. .
Arise l Is ■
COl .TV.
Mariposa
Alameda
.Contra Co.-ta.
Alameda
, Calaveras
I’* IST'I VSTEK.
B. r. Whitney
A. J. Uurlier
, ..I. M. Jones
,11. C. Smith
J. C. .Selihll'T
Auhurn Placer James Dow n
Nevada
.Contra C'osu*. .
Shasta
Alpha.
Antioch .
American lianch
Aqueduct City ~
Belmont San truncisco
Benicia
Bij; (yak Flat
Bodega Sonoma
Bottle Hill ... . El Dorado.
A. Alston
. .J. I>. Clarke
T. A. Freeman
. Amador M. S. Duller
M. Flashner
Solano. . T. I’. Hooper
Tnolorane. .. . Jas. \\. Butler
.1. M. Miller
M. Jamison
J.
Big Bar Trinity
Buck-port Humboldt
Buckner
Buckeye
BidwelFs Bar. . .
Cache Creek
Campo Seco , ...
Camptonville , .
Cedarville
Charleslianch
Win. Coddiugton
J. Clerk
Sacramento.,.. Ja-. Buckner
Yolo J. M.Ch;rl-
Butte P. 'V. Woestrum
.. Yolo V. McDonald
. .Calaveras T. M. Pauling
Vuha . S. J. Botvley
. Ml Dorado Geo. 1 hatcher
Butte J. F' alls
Bulte John Bidwell
M. B. Graham
J M. Cook
J. M, Gnetschiiis
\. A. HuniieWtdl
iViliiam Vincent
.. P, (i, Lamorie
Cent rev i 1 le Contra Costa
Cherokee Butte
Clarksville... . ... El Dorado...
Diamond Springs. Kl Dorado .
Don Pedro’s Bar. Tuolumne*..
Double* Springs, . . Calaveras...
Downieville* Sierra
Dry Creek Yuha
Drytown Amador...
Elliott’s lianch , Sacramento
Eureka . Hum hold t
W. D. Wilson
William Fame
. . D. C. Lewis
li. F. Davis
J. M. Boot
.li. S. Clement
~ T. M. Dane-1
.1). Cummings
. N. Not* wnre
. liiehard Smith
.. N. T. Noreross
. James Gernon
Robert McAdams
J. fJ. Snealh
Mr. Elliott
11, W. Bean
Elizalie-thtown.
Empire Ranch.
Plumas Few is Stark
. Vnha S. Moody
Emory’s Crossing. Yuha...
Fremont Yolo
Fiddletown El Dorado.
Forliestown Unite
Forlorn Hope* Mariposa
Forrest City Sierra
Foreman’s Ranch Calaveras. .
Fourth Crossing.. Calaveras..
Foster’s Bar Yuha.
French Camp ... San Joaquin
Gihsonvillc Sierra . ...
Owln Mariposa,
J.
W. Everett
.1. Spee-t
. D. Townsend
* Nathan Plum
J. Smith
tV. Henry
... S. Foreman
A. C. Bentzhoof
J. B. Whitcornh
li. \V. Noble
,C. Cnnnigham
Wm. Langhlin
Garrotte* Tuolumne Cage lucker
Georgetown El Dorado A. M. Stowe
Gilroy Santa Clara A. C. Everett
Goodyur’s Bur Yulm Julius Meinhardl
Grafton Yolo A.Cpdegraph
Gra-s Valley Nevada E. Matlliewson
Green Springs Tuolumne J. D. Tabor
Greenwood. .. El Dorado . C. C Brady
Graml Island Coins! Thorn** Eddy
Garden Valley El Dorado, Sam i Stewart
Georgian* Sacramento. J. M. Sod«e
Hill’s Ferry ... Stanislaus.. *’■ "ill
milton • ... Butte IDS* Patton
lion* Ranch Tuolumne. .G. D. Dickinson
Shasta O. \V. Baker
Placer B. Biickell
Mar.posu.. J. N Morton
LI Dorado.. . J. W. Gilbert
.Calaveras J. 11. A hunt
Placer j. Colgan
Amador IVm. M. Rogers
Tuolumne... . G. P. Kcvs
Tuolumne li. A. Mantis
Sutter W. E. O'Kear
San Joaquin. Geo. M. Dent
I’lacor ... G. W. Applegate
• Stanislaus L. M. Booth
.Trinity C. Wood
Butte W, P. Mayhevv
I.os Angeles. ,W. li. Osborn
• Mariposa 11. Carroll
Manposa, J. M. McNamara
Contra Costa Hiram Togg
uha P. W. Keyser
Mariposa. ..G. W. Coulter
Placer I’. Hitts
Sacramento.. .M. Hamilton
Santa Clara.. . J. Otlison
- Alameda J. J. Vallejo
f alaveras Jamesß.McKlddt
Monterey, Wm. Curtis
Tuolumne J. T. Hoyt
I-os Angeles .Ira Tin •inpsnn
. .Cidusl ... George Eastman
Colusl K.H. Pratt
Placer . . . .1. Barron
Mariposa J. H. Miller
Santa Clara .lacoli Shnmwav
Sacramento. i>. A. Knea.'s
El Dorado J. W. (Ticlilield
■Calaveras A. H. Stevens
t. alaveras \\. E. Me Del mot t
..Napa
Nevada
Sutter. . .
. Calaveras.
Placer
. El Dorado.
. Sierra
.Tuolumne
Placer.
. Siskiyou.
■ A latm da .
. Yuba
Butte...
Sacramento
Placer. .
Yuba
. Calaveras.
Sonoma
. W.
B Eaton
'V. H, Eadieotl
T. A. Bussell
Ed. T. Lake
A. C. Neal
W. Eishei
.J.C. Lewis
MeCormiek
. ... G. White
(I. 1!. Coe
T. Gallagln t
Peter Rice
R. S. Garland
C. T. Howell
Daniel li. Curtis
E. S, Gavei
K. H Hoerehnet
S. W. Brow n
Horsetown
lllinoistown
Indian Gulch ...
Indian Diggings.
lone Valley
lowa City."
Jackson
Jacksonville,...
Jamestown
Johnson's Ranch.
Knight's Kerry,,
Lisbon
Lagrange
Lewistown
Lasseus
Eos Angeles,
Millerton
Mariposa
Martinez
Marysville
Maxwell's Creek.
Miohiiigan Bluff.
Michigan Bar.,.
Mayfield
Misson San Jose.
Mokelumne Hill.
Monterey
Montezuma
Monte
Moon's Ranch,
Monroeville
Mountain Spring
Ml. Ophir
Mountain View
Mormon Island ,
Mud Springs.
Murphy's
McDermott Bridge
Napa
Nevada
Nicolaus
North Branch. .
Nealsbnrg
Newton
Nelson Creek , .
• I'Byrne's Kerry
Oro City
Ottiliew a ....
Oakland
Oregon House
Oroville
Obispo
Ophirville.. ...
Park's Bar
Pleasant Springs.
Petaluma
Pilot Hill
PI icerville.
I'ti tall
Patterson
(Juarlzbiirg
Red Blurts..
Rough and Ready
Round Tent
Rattlesnake......
Russian River
Sacramento ~,
Strawberry Hill.
Sierr i. ...
Sutler
Salinas
Salmon Kails
San Bernardino.
San Andreas
San Gabriel
San Pablo
St. Louis .® ..
Secret Ravine., , .
Smith's Ranch.
Stockton
San Francisco.. .
San I >iego
San Jose ...
San Juan
San Lorenzo
San Leandro
San Eon's Obispo.
San Pedro
San Rafael * .
San Ramon .
Santa Barbara
Santa Clara
Santa Cruz
Santa Rosa
Shasta
Shaw's Mat
Snell logs Ranch
Sonoma
Sonor i
span -h Elat
Staples Ranch
Steinbi rger's
Snisun
Sutter Creek. . .
Tom ales
Tehama
Texas Hill
TritPdad
Trinity
I'n'ontown
Vacaville
Volcano
Vallejo
Valecito
Vi salsa
We.-'Tti ......
Wa-nington
Watsonville. . . ...
Wenverville.
\V oodside
Yankee Jim's,
Yolo
Vreka
Yuba City...
Fo «!»»■ LADIESof CALIFORNIA.
DR. E. J. CZAPKAY, late in the Hnngiuian
Revolutionary War. Chief Physician*tiPlhe
2D; h Regiment of Hon veils. Chief Surgeon to the
Military Hospital of Peslh. Hungary, and late
Lecturi r on diseases of urinary organs and dis
ease- of women and children, invite- the attention
of tlii* -ick and afflicted females, laboring under
anv of the various forms of Diseases of the Brain,
Lungs. Heart. Stomach, Liver. Womb. Blood Kid
nevs? and all diseases peculiar to their sex. The
doctor is effecting more cures than any other Phy
sician in the State of California. Let no false
delicacy prevent you, hut apply immediately, and
save yourselves from painful sufferings and pre
mature death. All married ladies whose delicate
health nr other circumstances do not allow to have
an increase in their families, should call at Hr. L.
J. C/.apkav’s Medical Institute. Armory Hall, cor
ner of Sacramento and Montgomery streets, and
they w ill receive every possible relief and help.
The Doctor's offices are so arranged that lie can ho
consulted without the fear of molestation. II de
sired. Hr. C. will visit the ladies in their resi
dences. All consultations, by letter oi otherwise,
free. Address to HR. L. J. CZAPKAI ,
Medical Institute. Armory Hall,
Corner Montgomery and Sacramento streets,
o ; i>._my ' r Ban Francisco.
. El Dorado \, J. Bails.
HI Dorado .A. M.Thatchej
Solano Elijah Syloi
Nevada E. I*. Trim \
. . . MaripoSa. James Gainer
Shasta s. Bradway
Nevada E. li. Wiuam
... Nevada
. . Placir T. Wood
, , . .Mendocino 11. G. Heah
.Sacramento Perris Format:
aba .J. Bonlmr
• ■ Sierra M Rebel
. Sacramento H. E. II i-tingi
Monterey I. B. 11 i I
.. El Dorado J. Downei
. San Bernardino. H.N.Thoma;
... Calaveras C, L. Sweei
Eos Angeles. . T. Bnrd cl
Contra Costa A. li. Bate.
Sierra W. P. William:
.. Placer .... Mr. liar
Sonoma W. Smtil
San Joaquin P. E. Come i
. . San Francisco .0. L. Wcllei
San Diego , George Lyon
•Santa Clara J. W. Patrick
.. Monterey. .. , Patrick Breei
... Alaineda John Wool
Alameda W. Van Wagner
San Louis ()hispo..TJ Han ey
I.os Angeles Goo. Abxand' I
Marin S. .1. Kidrnori
. Conln Co-ta Win. Russel!
..Sum • Barbara G R. Fi-hei
. Santa Clara . . F. Coopei
Santa Cruz. • 11. J. Shari
, . Sonoma, .T. G. Ilalmmm;
. . . Shasta . . , J. Li mor
Tuolumne J. A. Lank
Mar
Sonoma
Titoliimm
El Dorado
-tan Joaquin
San Francisco
Solano . . . .
I'alaveras.
Marin
Colusi
Sacramento
Klamath
Trinity
. Humboldt
Solano,
Amador
.Solano
Calaveras
Tulare. ..
. Sacramento
Yolo.. . .
Santa Cruz
Trinity
11. Schioedi
. Midi
G. \v”. Paine
S. S. Richard
.1). J. Staple
G. Tlmichi
W. S. Kyi
11, • 'modal
Mr. Beimel
(»erv
. .... J, Clarki
E. C. I>arlin
C. Le
A. H. Mnrdoc
Wm. Hoote
George Mad ir
J. i!. Frisld
Geo. M. Mnrra
J. I*. Major
A. 11. Whit
A. Wnrrin
E. Th ri f
James liaiiorin
San !■ nine boo; M AParkhnr
Placer, . N. Hem
Volo J. H. Hntti
Siskiyou, ... John Linle
Sutter L. Bailolc
Coi.oM.v. June Ist, 1 MS.
J.C. YOUNG: Dk.ui Sm —lt is with fed
igs more easily felt than described, that I
Ids letter, informing you ol my entire recov
porn tb it dreadful scourge, seminal weakness,
jplication to your book you will find my
and case. Only two short months since,
1 applied to you. I could scarcely walk,
•ak was my whole system. Debilitated mid
ni holv I wished for death. I had tried sev
>retended physicians hut daily grew worse,
haiice I came acro-s one of your yalua do
cal works which, upon reading, instilled
hopes into my dejected mind, and I resolved
, once more, and thank God (or that result.e,
now a well man. rejoicing in pert.-ct health
lailv growing stronger. Dear doctor. 1 shall
(ail to tell all my friends of your skill, and
ii wish you may publish this letter. I shall
it Colomaa short time and then away to my
Enclosed please find twenty-live dollars
remembrance. I will send yon a good spec
soon. Yours as long as life lasts.
CH AH. F. WA’KSON.
■s.—Dear Dr., if yon publish the above please
tliis as P. Sl;—Take my advice, all young
if vou require medical assistance, jio matter
your case may lie. go to Dr. J. C. I oung, and
■ini relv upon a perfect cun —and not do as
I, run” to every doctor without knowing
her lie was good or had, Dr. \onngcunt
irid I wish every one afflicted to receive the
lit of his scientific skill. Liiah. r.
I YOUNG'S office is at the corner of Mont
•ry and California streets, over Wells, fargo
Express office, Sau Francisco. July l imy
Dr. J. D. Brown’s
.MEDICAL ROOMS,
Corner Washington Street and
Wavkrlv Ppace,
SAN FRANCISCO.
—O
- I). DROWN, M. 1).. the only regularly
tf educated and competent Physician now adver
tising in California. The first Physician to cstab
lish a dispensary on the Pacific coast for the cure
ol inn I ados see rots.
1 Mo only ouo that can be relied upon to perform
radical cures, u ml in whom you can place implicit
confidence.
if you have disease, you that are wise, go to
Dr. J. I>. brown, and escape the misery that will
surely lollow it you place yourselves in the bauds
ol notorious quacks.
TO THE PUBLIC!
jVT OT W IT 11 ST AM) 1N( J a long and successful
li experience, it is important to impress upon
the minds of the public, that the celebrated rem
edies of Dr. Drow n are the most valuable discov
eries with which the science «t medicine has ever
been endowed, and it is to those w ho have suller
ed long from that terrible disease, aggravated by
the murderous rotine of quacks, that we would
address, as well as those who have recentlv con
tracted the affection ai d wish to obtain ’imme
diate and permanent relief. The remedies have
stood the lest for years, and the multitude of ag
gravated cases that have been cured.speak elo
quently for themselves, and will always stifle
the vain etlbrt of calumny or malevolence. When
we use medicine, there are two objects in view.
t!m one to make use of such meansaswill perfect
ly ami permanently cure the disease, and the
olhi r to avoid such remedial agents as are inju
rious to the constitution.
The preparations of Dr. Drown have never been
know n to tail, and they are all composed of pure
and unadulterated drugs, which may be taken at
all times and under any circumstances with per
fect impunity, and instead of debilitating the pa
tient, rend'ring him weak and languid, as most
remedies used for those complaints do, they give
tone to tile nervous system—-increase the appe
tite. and in a word produce a healthy action of
all the organs.
The Svpim.iTir Vines produces different effects
in ditleivnt individuals, according to the predis
position of the patient, and any ot the following
symptoms may arise from the inoculation of the
poison. No part of the human body is exempt
from the ravages of the disease, in some consti
tutions its progn ss may be slow, but sure, and
without prompt and .judicious treatnient.au igno
ble death will snii ly follow. l-'iist. The primary
ulcer,acute and chronic catarrhs of the nr Ilia, the
vagina, the eyes, the nose, the ear. the intestines,
turmours ol different natures, abscesses, listulas.
and excresences of the genital parts, inflamed,
thickened and nlcerat d, and cancerous eye lids,
Wars running Iroin the eyes, ami those organs
more or less injured in their structure and func
tions; the transparent corner obscured and chan
ged. Ih'ckening of the glassy humour; concretion
and darkaing of the ehrystaline, the lachrymal
fistula. dmunition or loss of sight, iiitlainalion
and ulceration e>f the inner ear, attended with
more or less acute pain: the can s ol the os-elt t
inclose d in the cavity of the tympanum; discharge
of matt, r, of same, s. rous mucus, or ol blood
from the auditory passage attend 1 by an insup
portable fetid smell, continual drumming in the
ears, hnrdne-s or entire loss of hear, ng; intlain.it ion
of the mucous membrane which lines the mouth
and nostrils, ule. ration of the roof of the mouth,
tile larnyx; fnngonsness and cancer of the nos
trils e.iries ol the bom s of the palate, the cartil
ages of the larynx, the bones of the nose, voin r.
deformity of the face, change alteration, or loss
of the voice, erosion of the gums, caries, loosen
ing and dropping out of the teeth, fetid -in It of
the breath, the -kin covered with spots, the form,
ext mt and color of w Itch vary indefinitely, mini r
ousdrv or humid eruptions, with or without ilch
ing. chaps and fissures, vegetations or excres nces
of all kinds: the rising and loss ol the i p di rm".
pinipf s and pustules on di lb r lit-parts of. lie body,
the face a d edge of the hair; ulcers ot the wor t
character; tumours inor • or less hard; pains al
most insupportable in all parts of the body, and
narliculuriy in the limbs, similar to those of gout
and r'eniniatisni: painful or indolent swellings of
the lymphatic glands: violent pains in the h ad:
tr. mbling ol the limbs; |o?« of sleep; cough: diffi
culty of I r ‘tithing; palpitation of the heart: ul
ceration of the lungs; hypocondriac melancholy:
tli ■ abdominal vise ra swollen or, obstructed:
dropsy. liemorrage. weakness, languor, slow lever,
diairlnca. cold sw eats, loss of flesh, consumption.
Such are the i fleets of the. poison upon the
animal economy, when once introduced into the
system, saying nothing of the tortures of the mind
to which the syphalitic parient is subjected.
Young men why do you suffer when yon can
tie relieved? Is it because yon have been imposed
upon by noted impires of our city? Have your
eases been tampered with until hope is destroy
ed'.' Danish your fears, the means are at hand.
,\sk ami yoii shall r ceive. Dr. Drown’s success
is unparalleled, and In* is daily adding new I Hi
re!- to his wreath. Call at his office corner (‘Jr;i»)
of Washington street and Wav. rly Place.
REM)! READ!!
‘■Science is not science till revealed.”
DI!. DROWN is a graduate of New York Univer
sity. New York Medieal Institute. Honorary
Graduate of Syracuse Medical College, Ac. Du
ring his entire professional life he lias devoted bi>
study and attention to the treatment of venereal
diseases, and the number of dilllcnlt eases that he
has cured, and the gentlemanly and upright man
ner in which lie conducts business, be-|e ak him
a man of science and a gentleman. I alike no
torious quacks, who profit by publishing false
hoods and the use of low arts to entrap the unwary,
Dr. Drown speaks plainly and truly. Von can
rely upon his statement implicitly, and we re
commend him to those w ho may lie sutlering I com
anv of the following diseases:
((Oiiorrinea. Lencorrhtea. (.leet. Primary. Sec
ondary or Terteary Syphalis. Strictures, .Seminal
Weakness. Eruption of the Skin. Piers in (tie
month or throat, enlarged Lymphatic (Hands,
morbid growths. Tumors soft or hard, car-s nodes
ami rigid contraction of muscles, Gonorhoeal
Rheumatism. Ac.
11. C. HILL, M. D.
Dr. Drown's office is situated on the corner ol
I 2:ji; ) Washington street and Waverly Place, six
doors above Dupont street. Private entrance
and separate rooms for patients so that there can
be no exposure.
A WORD TO THE WISE!!!
WR WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST oer
tain poltroons who haw trio*] in vain lo In
jure ni- nince I rMimed practice in tlii« city, out
tlM.; r scklv efforts ami low bred attempts an-an
in,lev to their mind-, and bespeaks the pnnci
pies of the men whose names should b. Envy and
Avarice. ’ , ~, _ ,
‘•What made the men ol envy what they are.
’Twins worth in others, vilelicss in themselves;
A Inst of praise, with undeserving needs.
And couscous of poverty of soul, and still,
it is their earnest work and daily toil,
With lying tongue, to make the noble seem
Mean as themselves.” Dut
Non ego mordaci distrin.vi carmine quemjncein.
THE MEDKHNES.
s’Tl MORBUS CAUCUS, a sure remedy
morrhuea, Lencorrhaja, Ac- This vul
•naration was discovered by Dr. Drow n
■ years ago, and since that time it lias
nsivclv used, and lias nevi r lieon known
The best Physicians of San Erancisco
it. and many druggists have copied the
counterfeited the original, so that we
iiaruntee only that wliicli is prepared
■ supervision. The Anti Mofinia
in a convenient form, easy and agree
ike. and none of those unpleasant 1 nl( '"
,w its ad mi nisi ration which are usually
upon remedies given for these com-
Per-ons who need the remedy can have
o them by Express to any part ot the
th full directions. Urice so.
It ECO M M E N I) AT! O NS.
Tin* Anti Morbus (inlictif*cured me. J. lI.S,
Oiu* box answered mv |uii|)ow?. A. M. I*.
.Si vior to all ollu vr« medic?. (.’. U. U.
Many ccftiljcatiH have heeu hand id ns by
tlmnklul patients, with the privilege of using
their names, hut the delicacy of the subject pre
vents U 3 giving any ol them in full.
J. D. JiHOWN, M, I).
THE CHLORIDE OF COLD.
TpOR PRIMARY SY I’IIAFIS.- How long have
i the nn dical profession tried in vain to discov
er some therepntical agent that could he relied
upon to cure a disease more to be dreaded than all
others combined. Some Quack Doctors ad\ertisc
to cure \enerial diseases without the use of mer
cury. Dut their statements are false. We have
taken pains to collect the recipes of some who
make a great noise, and we find that they use the
lodide of Mercury for everything, whether it is
proper or not and since we liml them misrepre
< nting in this particular, we have reason to
suspect, them and Til oinne genus" in all their
pretensions.
(Jentb men, there never was a remedy capable
ol curing the disease without mercury, until the
discovery ol the (Tilorid'* of Hold, and we submit
it to the test, having thoroughly tried it. and
knowing it to possess all the qualities attributed
to it.
Dr. Christian says:—The Chloride of Hold is
capable of curing Syphalis under all its forms,
and that in its general operations on the system,
it possesses many advantages ovtr mercury. It
is efficacious, yet gentle. It may he administered
with perfect safely at ail seasons of the year, and
under any complications of the disease. Persons
ol t it her se\ may he put upon it with equal safe
ty. the only precaution enjoined is strict temper
ance. In other respects the patient is not re
quired to change his accustomed mode of living.
Dr. Samuel L. Mltchel, the distinguished Sur
geon of N« w York, speaks in the following words:
Tlie Chloride ol (lold possesses admirable vir
tues against Syphalis. The patient nets well un
der the operation of the medicine, with incom
parably l< ss inconvenience, without the hazard of
a sore month or salivation, and with very little
wear and tear of the constitution. I consider the
introduction of this preparation into common use,
as one of the greatest improvements in modern
medicine, and I wish it was already as universal
as the malady it cures.
Other distinguished members of the medical
profession have given testimony of the great
value of the remedy, the statements of whom we
have in our possession.
Oentlciiieii we shall be glad to set* yon at any
time—we are always prepared to attend to your
v\ aids.
The above remedy will he sent to any person’s
address who -ends the price of the medicine.
Price -s 10. I'u 11 directions will accompany every
package. ,1. D. DROWN. M. D. *
Coiner (23(1) Wa-TTingbm -tr < t and Wav. rly
June 30 3m Place, San Francisco.
s?r. J. C.
MEDICAL ADVERTISEMENTS.
Sonora, Miiy doth. Isdo.
nil. VOrXfi —I Bin tin. 1 1 : 11 • jiiat instil in tills
country, and yet. only three mouths since. I
hail de-palred ol' ever being a well man. Vim
will recollect that in March I called upon you. a
discouraged ami almost hrok’ n down man. still et
ui with a complaint brought on hy masturbation
anil aggravated hy the r. mains ol an ill treated
vem-ival disease, so depleted that I could do no
work and had no w ish to live. Away front frit nils
and home toy siilhrings were Intnli i aide. Asa
last release I called to see you, and your encour
aging ad A ice gar e me some hope, alt bough it vi ,> s
small at that lim ■. At any rate I determined lo
try. lor I had evi ry thing to gain and nothing to
lose in the way of health: Cor die I must as I then
was. Now mark the change—from day to day 1
grew Gradually belt. r. until 1 now enjoy p fleet
heullh and although I am not so strong as I
could w ish, yet 1 am •rsiiisitifr strength every day.
I can do now my day’s work in the mines with
most of them. 1 introduce to your favorable
considi ration (lie hearer oi liiis onto; lie is tron-
I 1 din the sail, vay a 1 thou fill not so had as 1 w as.
Cure him ;o yon have me and lie will thank yon
as fervently as I do. and let mu tell you that the
blessings of an honest man is worth more than a
do/.‘it l< is. I. ve my r -peels to l.itlle *v ( 0..
and say to them that 1 send my thanks for the
aide way t.li y prepared the medicines you pre
scribed. Itear doctor, 1 have written this letter
with the exp 'elation that von will publish it, for
which yon have my voluntary consent, and 1 hope
it will meet the eye of ,-ome snttcring fellow inor
talalid that he will follow advice and consult yon
at once, tin ivhy freeing himself from li is dire cal
amiiv. llespietfullv vonr hnmldo patls-nt.
July It my '* \VM. J. HITMAN.
I’l.Ai’KiiVii.i.K, .May is, 18a.j.
"JAR. J.C. YOl’N'O: Dkau Sin—Words cannot ex
l) press the gratitude I fcel is due lo yon for the
hi-nelit I have received front your truly invaluable
course of lr. atmeiil of my ease while ] r'scribing
forme, I think I cannot justify my-di without
giving thi- small token of my thankfulness and
esteiin. for yon have been site menus of taring
my I iff, mid restoring to nn' Unit loalih wli.eh
I iiad so long despair Jof lignin enjoying. I had
for a long time (four years.) beets, troubled with
that most dreadful scourge of young people, sem
inal wi akncss or noetnroal einniissioiis, which so
weakened nn l , both body and mind, that 1 was
obliged to giv ■up mining altogetlu r. I consult
ed one of the bent physicians (so called.) in the
mountain districts, and after a eaivlnl examin
ation of my ease, he gav. me m-dieiin s. I con
tinued under his treatment for three months
without r reivinguny benefit, in fact I grew worse
from week to week, until at last I got discouraged
and asked him for his opinion. I told him not lo
bar to tell me the w hole truth, for 1 should rath
er know the worst at once, than to live in sns
pini-e. I had lost about thirty pounds of flesh,
and knew that he at least could not cure me, and
as I was then going on. death must soon count me
as.one of its victims. 'l'his physician then told
me that rny case was incurable: that 1 had heller
not lake any more medicines. He said I wasin a
decline which was fc! tending to pulmonary con
sumption.
1 ihen despaired of obtaining any relief, and
saw that unless something was done lo mitigate
the complaint that I should he numbered with the
dead, or what is worse, be a raving maniac, li im
pelling to see one of your books, the Pocket -'l.--
culapiiis, I made up nly mind at once to cal! and
consult you with the determination of trying
once more lo get relief if yon would undertake
Hie case. Oil, how thankful lam for that deter
mination! 1 commenced taking the medicines
prescribed by yon. and J am now. through their
healing pow er’s, restored lo perfect health. I shall
not tail to recommend you to any of my friends
that require assistance, lor a man that can euro
a ease as bad as mine was, can cure every disease
Unit flesh is heir to, if there is life enough left in
the system to build upon.
Receive my must sincere and heartfelt thanks
and esteem. S. M . Ilf-KsIILI'.A.
July 14 my
The Greatest Discovery ol (he Age.
nUKAT m.bSSIN'O TO MANKIND! —INNO-
U CUNT, HUT POTENT!—Dr. L. J. Czapkuy’s
ITohilncticniii, (self-disinfecting agent,) a sure
preventive against gonorrhoea and syphilitic dis
eases, and an unsurpassed remedy for all venerial.
serufulious, gangrenous and cancerous ulcers, be
tid discharges from vagina, uterus and urethra,
and all cutaneous eruptions and diseases. As
innociilatioii is a preventitive against small pox,
so is Dr. L. J. C/apkay’s I’rophilacticnm n pre
ventive against siphilitieal and gonorrhoeal dis
eases; harmless in. itself, it possesses the power
of chemically destroying the s\philitic virus, and
thereby saving thousands from being infected by
tip. most loathsome of all disease*. Let
man w ho appreciates health he without Dr. ( zap
kay’s ITophilacticnm. It is in very convenient
packages, am! will he found convenient to use,
being used as a soap. IVcc. for sale at
Dr L -I Czepkay's Private Medical and Surgical
Institute, Armory Hall, corner of Montgomery
and Sacramento streets, San Francisco. Cal.
All ordres iniisl be addressed to
L. J. CZAI’K.VV. M. D.,
Je 9-my San Francisco, Cal.
Dr. £i. J. Czapkay’s
GRAND
MEDICAL & SURGICAL
INSTITUTE,
ARMORY HALL BUILDING,
Corner <>j .Mimhjomeri/ <(• Sacramento streets ,
SAN FRANCISCO.
Established for the Permanent
Cure <>t all Private and
( hronic Diseases, and the Sup
jn'ession ot Quackery.
DU. L. J. ( ZAPK.U, lute in the Hungarian
Revolutionary War, chief physician to the
JOth Regiment, of Ilonveds, chief surgeon to tin?
military hospital ofl’esth, Hungary and late Lec
tnreron Diseases t)f rrinary Organs and Diseases
ei Women ami (Children, would most respectfully
inform the public of California that he has open
ed an institute lor the cure of chronic diseases of
the Hungs. Liver, Kidneys. Digestive and Genital
Organs, and till Private Diseases, viz: Syphilitic
I jeers, Gonoirhea. Gleet, Stricture, Seminal
Weakness, and sill the horrid consecpicnccf* of
sell-abnse; and he hopes that his long experience
ami success!ul practice of many years will insure
him a share ol pubic patronage. Dy the practice
ol many years in Kurope and the United States,
and during the Hungarian war and campaigns, he
i s enabled to apply the most dllcient and suc
cessful remedies against diseases cd all kinds. He
uses no mercury charges moderate—treats his
patients in a correct and honorable way and
has references of unquestionable veracity from
men of known respectability and high standing in
society. AH parties consulting him. by letter
or otherwise, will ivoeive the best and gentlest
treatment and implicit secresy.
UI’KRM AToRRIHE \ OR LOCAL WEAKNESS.
C DR. L. J. , late heturer on dis
ea- - ol women and children, and chief Surgeon
ol the Military Hospital of IVsth. Hungary,
would call public attention to Spermatorrhoea or
local weakness. There is not in the catalogue of
human maladies one more to be deprecated then
this, as well because of present distress, as the
nit.mate results. The tune ol the system under
its Influence is either impaired or entirely des
troyed. ami a clas> of symptoms superinduced,
that unfits man for the p. iTormance ol any of the
ordinary dittos of life. The injuries done to the
physical part of man are truly lamentable, but tri
lling w hen compared to those of the censoriurn,
the great nervous centre, and to the nervous sys
tem gem rally. This disease which is too often
consequent upon that solitary vice, self-abuse,
involve patlodog’eal conditions beyond the com
prehension of the uninitiated, but which are well
mider>tood by the regular practitioner. Amongst
the symptoms ino>t consp.cuou> arc the follow
ing:-Love ol solitude, aversion to business and
society. distn ssing timidity, nervous e.xciti ment
from slight causes. los> ol memory, confusion of
ideas, inability to reason correctly, low spirits
and latitude, dullness of apprehension and inisan
thropliy. These being functional d( raugements,
are of the harbingers of horrid organic lesions
of the brain, which profatuity, deintntiu and
dealli.
I or the cure of this and all kindred diseases.
Dr. Czapkay has established his Institute, where
all may rely with p'rbet confidence upon that
skill which long experience and thorough devo
tion 1 1 > his profession has given. Those who suf-
I r should call without d« lay. and use the meant*
b\ wlifcb they may recap'rale and live. All
consultations, by b lb r or otlurwise. free.
Ad-In - to DR. L. J. CZAPKAY,
.Medical Institute, Armory Hall,
Conn r Sacramento and Montgomery sis.,
Je D-my Sun Francisco.
UPERMATORRIUKA OR LOCAL WKAKNKSS,
M Nervous Debility. Low Spirits. Lassitude.
Weakness of the Limbs and Rack. li.deposition
and incapability lor Labor and Study. Dullness
ol Apprehension, I." -ol Memory, Avirsiunto
Society. Love of Solitude. Timidity. Self-Distrust,
Di/ziiies. Headache, luvoluntai*} Discharges.
Rains in the Sid<. Aifections of the Lyes. Pimples
on the Laef. S' \iial and otln r iiilirniilics in man,
are cured without fail by the jiMly celebrated
Physician and Surgeon, L, CZAPKAY. His
method of curing diseases is new, (unknown to
oilers,) and hence his great success. All consul
tations, by letter or otherwise, free.
The attention of lie* reader is called to the fol
lowing: A lady ol high landing in society, and
great respectability, published a card in the Phil
adelphia hispalc.h, September lltfi,
IHo 1. which C as follows:
•*A Card.—The umb r.-igned feels it lierdnty to
e.vpr* ■- - le r heartfelt gratitude to Dr. Czapkay,
for the successful cure <»♦ hers* If and child. The
lath r having been afllicted by a severe attack
of ‘Cholera Infantum.* was given up as incurable
by some of the rno.-t c< b-braled physicians, when
she call' d on Dr. C/.apkay whom -he heard vt ry
favorabb* report and who, after a short period,
r.‘stored il ■ child to p* rbet health. Encouraged
by ihis exlraor.linary result, she sought advice
In r-elf, for the sei ofnlou- malady with w hich she
had been afflicted for eight years, and which
will, food ihe treatment of the best physicians in
lain pe and America. Hut Dr. C/npkuy has sne
cceileil in affording In r permanent relief, so that
she can now enjoy life, which for eight years had
bet all charnn to In r. She therefore deems it
due to In rself and to all sick and afllicted, to re
commend Dr. Czapkay as one of the most skilful
physicians within the United Slates.
MRS. CAROLINE GRAY,
Cor. Walnut A 7th sts., Philadelphia, Pa.
A. Glaser. Notary Public, 12(1. 7th st.
The following is an editorial notice in the Bos
ton Dai hi Times of August sth, 1853:
A SKILFUL PHYSICIAN. Dr. L. J. Czapkay
has opened an office at No. Id Pleasant street, in
this city. Dr. C. is an Hungarian by birth, and
was connected with Hie patriotic army as physi
cian and surgeon under the patronage of Kossuth.
He combines with a finished education and the
most relined and agreeable manners, the most ex
tensive scientific abilities and -kill in his pro
fession, and we feel much pleasure in recommend
ing him to our citizens as a physician and gentle
man. Dr. Czapkay has spent some time in Phila
delphia. where he won the confidence and friend
ship of those who became acquainted with him.
Among his friends in Philadelphia, are gentlemen
of the highest respectability, with whom we are
personally acquainted. Hc hadan extensive prac
tice in Hungary, before the Austrians and Rus
sians compelled him to leave it for being found
guilty of excessive patriotism. We hope he will
receive that patronage due a man of so eminent
capacity.
The above are only a few of the many testi
monial' w liidh Dr. Czapkay has in his possession,
lull cannot publfsh for want of space. All con
sultations (by letter or otherwise) free..
Address to
DR. />. J. CZAPKAY ,
Medical Institute. Armory Hall,
Corner Sacramento and Montgomery sts.,
Je fl-my Sun Francisco.
Rlic iniatism and Fevers,
TNCIDKNT TO THIS CLIMATK. can he cured
J. in tli<> speediefd and sal list manner by Dociioii
(V.aikav. tin; celebrated Hungarian physician.—
These diseases arc treated by IT. C. in the most
scientific and agreeable made, lie particularly
invites tn Ids establishment those suffering from
(’hronic Rheumatism, who have heretofore failed
b) obliyo relief.
To these suffering from Hie Fevers peculiar to
this con-d. he would promise immediate relief.—
t all r j consult with the Ur. lit his. Medical Insti
tute. •> '»
o n,
Oinrr
Sllltll
M„ a
AnntW
and
r. (', has tt new and efficient remedy for
h and Dysentery. Call nil; consfilt; con-
R tree. Office hours from !• A, M. to 91*
Grand Medical and Surf; cal Institute,
Hall Building, corner of Montgomery
amento streets, Sau Francisco.

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