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8 AVERAGE WORKER EARNSM3YEAR * By Times .ffpeckil WASHINGTON, Nov. 14. —*"That's where the money goes, to buy—” To buy what? The Department of Labor here has discovered at last where the money goes from the pockets of that mythi cal character, Mr. .Average Working man. Statisticians dug Into the annual expenditures of 12,098 families In ninety-two cities of the United States. It found that the average worker earns about 51,450 per year, and here’s where the money goes: For house furnishings, he spends $73.23 a year. Including 55.50 for pi anos and players, 53.83 for talking machines, 51-42 for records and music rolls and only $7.08 for baby carriages and toys combined. To the church he gives 510.13 as compared with the $7.81 he spenrs at the movies and the 54-82 that labor organizations collect from him. The call of charity softens his heart to the extent of 51.34, while lodges, clubs and societies get 53-47. * For "education and uplift" he parts with 517.82, including 57.82 for news papers and the rest for magazines, books, school tuition, etc. Sickness In the family costs him 580.39. For liquor—brand unnamed—he spends 57.18, and, being a careful sort of fellow he invests 539.09 in life in surance and follows this with 51-86 so» the undertaker’s bill and 38 cents for the cemetery. Tobacco casts him 516.56 a year and for automobiles he spends 516.83 ss contrasted with $1.15 for taxes and $2.15 for tools. ENGLAND DECLARES WAR ON ROAuHOGS AND SPEEDERS LONDON, (By mail to United Press). —England’s ministry of trans pert has declared war on rpeed mer chants and road hogs, b> the pro posal of a presentation bill to be laid before parliament to the effect that every motorist with a license shall undergo a physical fitness and brain test, wtilch will decide whether he Is to continue holding a license. As the law stands today, a license can be taken out by deaf, dumb, halt and blind. ENTERPRISING THIEF GETS AWAY WITH ENTIRE OFFICE BERLIN (by mall to United States*. Nov. B.—The prize “trick’’ robber of Berlin’s autumn crime carnival, is admitted by police to be the unknown Intrude? who drove away with a whole office sud of furniture. During the owner's enforced sojourn in a hos pital, the burglar drove up to this fashionable Kurfurstendamm office with a moving truck, loaded the office furniture In and drove away. He told the building superintendent that he had been Instructed by the owner to move the furniture to another building. The furniture was valued at a couple of million marks. % Flaming m J EWELjfI WTI. to ROB BUT N7 CHAMBER * O IQQQ GIiGEGS H DOttAJJ COMPANY (Continued) The girl, silenced, looked at him without belief. He said: “I am not surprised that you distrust what I say. But the man you are going to marry was a Junior officer In my command. I have no closer friend than Jack Stor mont. Ask him whether I am to be believed.’’ Astounded, the girl turned a flushed. Incredulous face to Stormont. He said: “You may trus - . Darragh as you trust me. I don't know w r hat he has to say to you, (.ear. But whatever he says will be ths truth.’’ Darragh said gTavely: “Through a misunderstanding your father came into possession of stolen property. Eve. Ho did not know It had been stolen. I did. But Mike Clinch would have believed me if I had told him that the case of jewels .n his pos session had been stolen from a woman • * • Quintana stole them. By acci dent they came into your lather’s pos session. I learned of tnls. I had promised this woman to recover her Jewels. “ Came here for that purpose, Eve. And for two reasons: First, because I learned that Quintana a'so was com “I REMEMBER YOU NOW," SHE SAID. ing here to rob you.* father of these gems; second, because when I knew your father, and knew you, I con cluded that It would be an outrage to call on the police. It would mean prison for Clinch, misery and ruin for you, Eve. So—l tried to steal the jewels • • • to save you both.” He looked at Sto-mont. who seemed astonished. “To whom do these Jewels belong, Jim?" demanded ;he Trooper. “To the young Grand Duchess of Esthonla. • • • do you remember that I befriended her over there?” “Yes.” “Do you remember that the Reds were accused of burning her chateau and looting it?” "Tee, I remember.” G. A. R. POST WILL STICK TO THE END By United Press BERLIN, Wls., Nov. 14.— “ Hold to gether as a post until the last man goes west." Tills resolution was unanimously adopted by John H. Post, No. 4, G. A R., said to be the oldest post in the world, at a regular meeting. The ten members of the post were present. The meeting was to settle Anally the question of maintenance of the unit. When the question was put to a vote, ten men arose for continu ance of the post. The unit was the first to be organ ized In the United States, having been founded In May, 1886. For many years following the close of the Civil War, this post had a large membership. The recent years have witnessed a ‘‘thin ning’’ out of the ranks of those who once wore the “blue” and only ten members remain to “carry on.” FIND RECLUSE STARVED TO DEATH IN HIS HOME WASHINGTON, N. J„ Nov. 14. Frederick Swartb, 50 years old, a re cluse, was found dead of starvation In his home at Belvldere, ten miles from here. Swartz had not been seen for three days when Mrs. Margaret Cavelle, a neighbor, went to his house. She looked through a window and saw the man’s body lying on a couch. She called neighbors, who broke open a door. County Physician G. W. Cum mins 6aid that Swartz had been dead thirty-six hours and that the apparent cause of death was starvation. Not a crumb of food was found in the house ar.d only 2 cents were found on Swartz’s person. Neighbors were puzzled over the case because Swartz had worked, and even If he had not been able to buy food, many would have been glad to have helped him. He might also have sold articles from his house, they pointed out, which be had inherited, completely furnished, from his mother a few years ago. PALACE FURNITURE PASSES WITH ENDING OF ROYALTY BERLIN (By mail to United Press) Royal art and furnishings of the last king of Wuerttenberg have been sold under the hammer. The furniture, sculpture and art ! treasures belonging to the rolay pal i ace at Stuttgart brought 15,705.500 marks. Foreign buyers outbid local dealers and private buyers, bidding far above the estimated figures for most of the treasured art pieces put up. The auction took plane in the main reception room of the Rosen stein castle, where for years only royalty and a few accepted guests were ad mitted. The painting. "Abraham’s Entrance Into the Promised Land.” by Dietrich went at 150,000 marks; Corregio’s “Susanne in the Bath.” for 550.000; Ehrhardt’s “Laban and Ills Daugh ter” and “Jacob and Rebecca at the Well” went for 400,000 each. “Well, It was Quintana and his gang of International criminals who did that,” said Darragh dryly. And, to Eve: “By accident this case of jewels, emblazoned with the coat of arms of the Grand Duchess of Esthonia, came into your father's possession. That is the story, Eve.” There was silence. The girl looked at St- t. flushed painfully, looked at Di., h. Then, without a word, she turned, ascended the stairs, and reappeared immediately carrying the leather case. “Thank you. Mr. Darragh," she said simply; and laid the case in his hand. "But,” said Darragh. “I want you to do a little more, Eve. The owner of these gems Is my guest at Harrod Place. I want you to give them to her yourself.” "I—l can’t go to Harrod Place,” stammered the girL “Please don’t visit the sins of Henry Harrod on me, Eve.” "I —don't. But —hut that place—” After a silence: “If Eve feels that way,” begun Stormont awkwardly, ”1 couldn’t become associated with you In bftsiness, Jim —” “I'd rather sell Harrod Place than lose you!" retoijted Darragh almost sharply. “I want to go Into business with you. Jack—if Eve will permit me—" She stood looking at Stormont, the heightened color playing In her cheeks as she began to comprehend the comradeship between these two men. Slowly she turned to Darragh, of fered her hand. “I’ll go to Harrod Place.” she said in a low voice. Darragh’s quick smile brightened the somber gravity of his face. “Eve," he said, “when I came over here this morning from Harrod Place, I was afraid you would refuse to lis ten to me; I was afraid you would not even see me. And so I brought with me—somebody—to whom I felt cer tain yon would listen. I brought with me a young girl—a poor refugee from Russia, once wealthy, today almost penniless. Her name is Theodorfca. Once she was Grand Duchess of Es thonia. But this morning a clergy man from Five Lakes changed her name. To such friends as you and Jack she is Rlcca Darragh now—and she’s having a wonderful time on her new snow6hoes ” He took Eve by one hand and Stor mont by the other and drew them to the kitchen door and kicked It open. Through the swirling snow, over on the lake-slope at the timber edge, a graceful, boyish figure in scarlet and white wool moved swiftly over the drifts with all the naive delight of a child with a brand new toy. All aglow and a trifle breathless, she met Darragh Just beyond the ve randa, rested one mitten eel hand on his shoulder while he knelt and un buckled her snowshoes, stepped light ly from them and came forward to DOINGS OF THE DUFFS— /✓ —x- *■ ■ —i > C well,! guess i was ad r i THE. vSJ E j LnTLE TO ° HASTY ,N MV MflßSm f 1 jl3 THIS THE MONARCH { VOO CA NT GET THE 1 CRITICISM -IT LOOKS A3 F ' 1 / COAL CO.? WHAT? j J COAL OFFICE AND Yol> J «, ( THOUGH THEY'VE BEEN £ f Uses WamT ‘I ( THAT LINE )S OUT©? / J ( CAN'T GET ANY COAL / ” \ HFRF t r / \ | WH ie, I>R WBBAI Mp ]\l flw j I j'ff l 111 /^-J 111 ' F Jkl f &.e mp^ih aJr imp J J LONGEST NIGHT OF THE „ YEAR. „ j THEM DAYS IS GONE FOKEVEBr- eR-HAVe A TIJEMTW - C£MT THEM l£ ! i’v;e something on mw Cigar- it\£ verw good* cots of HEAT - - toe thought * —r AWFV, • 7whoa At* s neu-iew c hqme.l <.# \ Mr iNdu~sav fko-NO YOU KNOW) /fit (3 You sol - c> 1 • SAY AUNT WHAT I SAID I YOUR RABBIT/ SARAH >S V BOOT THfS Ihoun'? 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All hours of day and night we were trotting into one an other’s rooms—” She looked grave ly at Eve: “You will like Valentine; and she will like you very much. • • * As for me—l already,love you. FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS—By BLOSSER OUR BOiLRDING HOUSE—By AHERN She put one arm around Eve's shoulders: “How could you even think of remaining here all alone? Why, I should never close my eyes for thinking of you, dear.” Eve’s head drooped; she said In a stifled voice: “I’ll go with you. • • • 1 want to Jk* • I’m very—tired.” “We h go now,’’ said DarraghJlpVt’our things can be NOV. 14, 1922 —By ALLMAfI —By AL POS brought over later. If you’ll dress for snow-shoeing, Jack can pack what clothes you need * * * Are there snow-shoes for him, too?” Eve turned tragically to her lover: “In Dad’s closet —” she said, choking; then turned and went up the stairs, still clinging to Ricca’s hand and drawing her with her. - (To Be Continued)