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4 The Indianapolis Times EARLE E. MARTIN, Editor-in-Chief ROT W. HOWARD, President ALBERT W. BUHRMAN, Editor WM. A. MAYBORN, Bus. Mgr. Member of the Scripps-Howard Newspapers • • • Client of the Cnited Press, L’nited News, United Financial and NEA Service and member of the Scripps Newspaper Alliance. * • Member of the Audit Bureau of Osculations. Published daily except Sunday by Indianapolis Times Publishing Cos.. 25-29 S. Meridian Street, Indianapolis. * * * Subscription Rates: Indianapolis—Ten Cents a Week. Elsewhere—Twelve Cents a Week. • * • PHONE—MAIN 3500. TESTING STREET CAR BRAKES SWO street cars crash. Six persons are injured. Brakes failed to work, motorman tells police. It happened in Indianapolis, where safety campaigns are staged every few months, Pedestrians are told to watch their step. Motorists are warned to drive slowly and to be sure their automobile brakes are in good condition before they start out. They are told to test their brakes every day. What about street cars! They carry a large human cargo. To be sure, street cars as a rule are run more carefully than automobiles. Due to the comparative infrequency |of accidents involving them, the city may be wont to grow careless of their fitness to bear the greater part of the burden of traffic. Because of the number of passengers, every accident to street cars takes on added significance. It would be well to be certain of their brakes. “ALWAYS BE CAREFUL” YY/1 E know a man who has not ridden in an automobile for sis ” teen years. He is prematurely gray. Years ago he drove his own car. He killed a schoolboy. It was an accident, but the driver resolved never again to use a machine. The Hoosier Motor Club prepared a piece for The Indian apolis Times yesterday in which it cautioned autoists to “Always Be Careful” as they approach school zones now that classes have ;been resumed. Please, Mr. Autoist, keep the advice uppermost in your mind. Speaking of automobile accidents, the Pennsylvania Rail road makes this report: “Despite all warnings against recklessness, especially on the .part of automobile drivers, fatal accidents at grade crossings on •the Pennsylvania Railroad more than doubled during July, as with the corresponding month of the previous year. ’.This is brought out in a report of the company’s insurance de partment, which shows that in July, 1923, there were forty-six >persons killed and thirty-nine injured in grade crossing caual ties, as compared with twenty-one persons killed and thirty-five •injured in July, 1922. * “Nine persons were killed in a single automobile. In another Tour were killed. There were three accidents, in each of which Three persons were killed. * “Study of these accidents powerfully emphasizes the fact that many persons are driving motor cars who are not only help less in emergencies, but also totally fail to realize their responsi bility for protecting from death and injury those who ride with •them.” I IJOR CULTURED PEOPLE ULTURE, or the enlightenment and discipline acquired by I __ mental and moral training, springs very largely from pros perity and well-being. Strictly speaking, culture is a luxury. Its more refined phases may be attained only through the lavish expenditure of time and money. Unlike many luxuries, however, cultural development is worthy of all praise,. Literacy and elementary mental training form the foundation upon which the delicate superstructure of culture rests. In no nation on the face of the earth should this foundation be more firmly constructed today than in the United States. No people are more prosperous. Physical well-being snch as we enjoy is anew thing in the history of a whole people. Unfortunately there are flaws in the foundation. More than 5 per cent of the population, 10 years of age and above, is unable to read. In thife most prosperous of nations, scarcely 75 per cent of the children from 5 to 18 years of age are each year enrolled in schools, and upgn those who are enrolled an average of less than SSO per pupil is expended. * With the reopening of schools in Indiana and through the length and breadth of the nation, thought should be given by the educational authorities of every county, city and rural school dis trict to the responsibility that is theirs to place the opportunity for ample instruction within the reach of every minor. Then, and then only, will a firm foundation be laid for a cul tured. enlightened American people. A YANK’S THOUGHTS 1 EVOLUTIONARY radicalism, bolshevism, “I. W. W.ism” t ____ and similar movements would become almost obsolete if the people of the United States really understood the Constitution, Garland W. Powell, director of the Americanism commission of the American Legion, declares in a bulletin to workers in his organi zation. Powell’s statement embodied in a request to legion posts to join in observance of Constitution Anniversary Week, Sept. 17-22, in conjunction with other organizations. “The Constitution insures to the people of our Nation, those inalienable rights, life, liberty and pursuit of happiness,” says Powell’s statement. “No country. since the beginning of time, has held these ideals higher than the people of the United States, yet very few Americans know what the Constitution contains. “It is the duty of every American citjzen, as well as those who hope to become citizens, to know and fully understand the Consti tution of the United States of America. People cannot bte law abiding citizens or stand for law and order when they do not know the fundamental principles upon which the laws of their land are based. We can only be a uniform Nation by understanding the rights guaranteed to citizens under the Constitution.” Powell seeks to have leaders of Americanism work in the legion cooperate to the fullest extent with all agencies observing the Constitution’s anniversary, and to further co-ordinate the Region’s efforts in teaching and explaining the instrument. m \ T ; THRUSTING ASIDE for the nonce his toga of decorous si lence, Senator Frank Willis of Ohio calls on the country to put aside “personal ambition and favorite-son pride and unite to keep Calvin Coolidge in the White House.” Thus in one paragraph he £aves the nation and the G. O. P., repairs his own fences, makes a friend at the White House and gets his &ime in the papers. \ MOTHERS OF 21 CHILDREN KEEP HAPPY ~ /\ A. Two English Women Make Ends Meet on $lO Per Week. By MILTON BRQNNER, NEA Service Writer mONBRIDGE, England, Sept. 11. —Champion mothers, two ma trons of Tonbridge, each of whom has had twenty-one children, have this philosophy: “Keep smiling —and don't meet trouble half way.” „ England, suddenly waked up to the fact the nation's birth rate is declin ing in a way almost as alarming as in France, in acclaiming Mrs. James Thomas Goldsmith and Mrs. Thomas Lucas. These two women have had the same number of children, and they are both the same age, 42. And they both preach the same gospel of keep ing cheerful, even though the pay en velope is not very fat. These families live dn two guineas a week. That's 42 shillings, or a little more than 810 a week. Mrs. Lucas says her husband gives her all but two shillings, and after she pays the rent of seven shillings, she has 33 shillings—a little fiver $8 —to run the house. This is what they say about chil dren and money and happiness: , By Mrs. JAMES T. GOLDSMITH << |. , EEP smiiing.” If I didn’t I j have that motto, I believe I 1.5. would be mastered by my difficulties. £ut I have a good husband and that is half the battle. He Is a rail way bridge repairer. He was 20 when we were married and I was 17. That’s too ypbng. People ought to wait until had a bit of fun out of life before they settle down to the responsibilities of a home and children. It doesn’t take much to make chil dren happy. They don't need a lot of fine toys. They make their own fun If you let them alone. I’ve got a young baby now. In fact, this twenty-first child came on our silver wedding. Out of twenty-one children, thirteen are still alive. Eleven of these live at home. By MBS. THOMAS LUCAS rrr~ON’T meet trouble half way," jj is my motto. It would be easy to get discouraged if I didn’t figure that way. My husband Is a traction engine man on one of the road repair gangs. He earns 2 guineas a week (a little more than $10). So far I have always managed to make both ends meet, but it takes some stretching when you have to feed and clothe eleven kids besides yourself and husband. , It Isn’t so hard to be happy. The kids make me happy. I have no regrets. I was married at 18 and would go through the whole thing again quite willingly If I had my choice all over again. I had sixteen sons and five daugh ters. All the girls and eleven of the boys are alive. Why Cowboys Wear Chaps To the Editor of The Timet I am sure the man who answered the question In your columns —"Os what use are chaps worn by cowboys?’ stating they were originally worn to protect the trousers from the natural wear caused by rubbing against the sadffles and the horses’ side, and that nowadays they are worn for decora tive purposes—did not get his lessons from the boy who punched the cow. Everything a cowboy wears has a special use and is not worn for orna mental purposes. A man could not ride the range without chaps. He must have thefn to protect his legs from the wind and from the brush of the thickets. His pants will take care of themselves. Hat Must Be Heavy Imagine riding all night after cattle with the sharp winds and sleet blow ing against your numb legs, and you can see why a cowboy, if he can afford it, will a pair of chaps made of bear skin or sheep skin. He has no use for superfluous trap pings. His hat must be Just as it is—heavy, with big brim and high crown to protect him against hail and sun. When I was a boy I got caught in a hailstorm on the plains and was al most beaten insensible by the hall until 1 took shelter under a man’s legs. He was protected by the big hat and all he had to do was to foid his arms and stand straddle of me. The big handkerchief the cowpunch er wears is not ornamental. The wind comes up suddenly and is so strong it blows sand in the eyes. That hand kerchief is tucked up under and be comes a veil. To Make Stirrup Safe The high heels onihe boots are not ornamental or for style. They have to be there to make the stirrup safe. The high heels keep the boot from slipping through the stirrup if the horse starts something. Many a rider owes his life to his high heels. His 45 six-shooter Is not to kill people with. He has to have it to sfop the leading steer in a stampede. His gun helps him in getting the cattle to milling or running in a circle. He does not carry a gun because he Is a bad man. The cowboy of the plains was not much to show off and wear ornaments. His long watches on the prairie and solitude made him shy at many things. The movie and the shows make him a little different. , JAMES E. TWYMAN, Heard in the Smoking Room mT was rather remarkable, but the talk in the smoker had got upon religion and a fel low who was ‘‘‘rolling his own” put in thla one: '•Two auto salesmen were going it ■'of and heavy over the superiority of their respective machines. One of them whooped for the Pope-Hartford: the other sneered and snorted at any thing save the Pope-Toledo, and their racket was overheard by Mike Finu can. who. upon going down the street THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES UNUSUAL PEOPLE Student’s Drug “Cure” Fails Bn NEA Service S-IYRACUSE, Sept. 11. Philo Chambers of Syracuse Umver- sity has definite Ideas on how to cure drug addicts. He differs from most persons by putting his into practice. Kljfj for the degree of j|H) Master of Arts, ||jj| Chambers “picked up" an ■A.;/ d|j|j Chambers is a PsPraa t •.. Jfe 1922 graduate of lilg<Prafe v Ifn irU Syracuse. He investigated the CHAMBERS eastern c 1 t y’s dope colony per sonally, working with the Red Cross. There he grew to know a drug “fiend" who had made several unsuccessful attempts to break himself of the habit. Actual curbing of the habit is but the first step in permanent cure, Chambers believed. There remained the problem of readjustment, which Involved creating within the victim the desire for higher ideals, an awakening of his responsibilities In life. “It was realized it would be lmpos sible and Impracticable to keep him under guard indefinitely.” Chambers says. “Sooner or later he must as sociate with others, which would de pend upon his environment and future desires. “University surroundings carried a different atmosphere than he had ever before experienced. The fel lows made him feel at home. Never once did they mention his past. But goes on to explain that out of Ills' entire observation he failed to find a permanent cure. The man whom he took to the frat house kept away from the drug for a year. Then he left Syracuse, and In Buffalo soon was again “on the dope.” g7OM SIMS | -/- -/- Says Man in Santa Rosa, Cal., cussed a telephone. Fined $lO. Probably worth S2O to him. • • Girl of II swam the Mississippi. Not long ago girls of that age couldn’t even spell It. • • Michigan man’s auto tag was fif teen years old. New things don’t last like the old ones did. • • • Even basket-ball is dangerous. In New York, a girl’s cheering a play er led to marriage. • • • Chicago woman lost a $14,000 necklace In Paris. Could have lost more than that at home. • • • Wisconsin farmer found dynamite in oats. Suppose he had fed the horse and kicked him? •• • • About 9,000 patents are sought monthly and pickle bottles as hard to open as ever. • * • About twenty million pieces of mall reach the dead letter office yearly, none bills. • • • There would Ije a peach shortage if you didn’t have to peel them. • • • Somebody is always favoring a drastic change In something. • • • Pickles, says the pickle associa tion, make people beautiful. But be ing pickled doesn’t. • • * Nice thing about King Tut clothes going out is they can save them for fancy dress ball. Hoosier Puns By W. M. If. It’e getting to the point where everyone need* to toot a hard-hitting automobilo in self-defense 1 . • • • Please, Mr. Weatherman, don’t give us any more Fair weather for awhile. • • • First Official: We’ll have to go Into court and ask for a receiver. Second Ditto: What this company needs Is a retriever a.nd not a re ceiver • • • Tlie Dub “Do you play bridge?” “Oh, yes, I pay regularly." * * • f Some X-Rays Doctor: The chances for your re covery' are absolutely nil; but you are a man of means and I feel that the more attention I give you the greater sum I can realize out of your estate. Lawyer: My client, ladles and gen tlemen of the Jury, has really no case: but I have taken a retainer and if I get a verdict at your hands I can collect an additional fee. I need the money and am placing myself at your mercy I will thank you. Broker: The stock is due for a rapid decline. The company is likely to pass its next dividend. My per cent, though, Is high on its sale, so you can readily understand my posi tion in the matter. a ways, met his friend, Pat Mul cahy. “ ‘Pat,’ said Mike, ‘did yez ever hear of any ither pope but the pope of Rome?’ “ ‘Divil a wanst,’ replied Pat. “ ‘Well, me boy, the woods be full of ’em. Upstreet there’s two fellies raggin’ over the Pope Hartford and the Pope Toledo, and — 1 “ ‘Lave ’em alone,’ broke in Pat. ’Them’s Just ProUstont popes.’ ” JAPAN CAN EASILY TAKE QUAKE LOSS Island Empire Far' From Down and Out as World Power, By WILLIAM PHILIP SIMMS, Times Staff Correspondent. TUPENDOUS and pressing as Japan’s need of help for her stricken people undoubtedly is today, there is no need to worry about the future of Japan as a world power. Hysterical estimates that Japan, as a Nation, has been set back thirty to fifty years by the disaster are clean oIT the track. Within from five to ten years Japan wil' be back on her feet, stronger than ever, and better off for the an guish she is now suffering. Her whole future will be given anew slant, po litically, economically, hygienically and perhaps to some extent, racially, by the present blow. Japan Is one of the richest coun tries in the world. Her national debt is only $1,762,000,000 with a total population of 77,000,000. The public debt of the United States is $22,500,- 000,000 with a population of 110,000,- 000. The disproportion is striking. Prospered During War Japan prospered during the World War as did no other Nation. Her war expenditures amounted to but $40,000,000, Just a bit of pocket change when compared with the $22,525,000,- 000 expended by the United States; $44,000,000,000 by Great Britain; $36,- 000,000,000 by France; $12,000,000,000 by Italy, or even the $1,200,000,000 by little Belgium and the $1,800,000,- 000 by Roumanla. Her losses in men amounted to 300 killed as against France's 1,386.000, not to mention others, and her popu lation is nearly double that of France. On the other hand, Japanese busi ness went up like a skyrocket. Be tween 1908 and 1918 the number of | her industrial establishments doubled, ! her horsepower increased six-fold, the i number of operatives tripled, and her I foreign trade quadrupled. Money Stands at Par Her money has stood at par or a little above, in dollar exchange, “while the French franc fell to one-third its normal value and even the English pound sterling skidded way below par. Japan's loeses In the earthquake will scarcely go above $5,000,000. She can absorb every' cent of this and stili be proportionately better off than England or France, or oven the ‘United States, with their heavy bur j den of war debts. These facts are not stated to the j disparagement of Japan. Nor must ; they be taken to mean the Japanese | people do not need help. They do, ! sorely. Dream Is Sidetracked If Japan’s military party really entertained secret ambitions to con quer a large part of the world by force of arms, that dream will have to be laid aside for a while. And by the time it ran be taken up again, Ja panese IfEerals, increasing all the time, may be strong enough to put a damper on it. Tokio and Yokohama, wiped off the map for the time, will spring back to j life as brand new. modern cities, with ! wide streets, improved sanitation and the rest. They will serve as models for the rest of Japan. Racially, the Japanese must have seen the whole world treats them as | kin and their exaggerated race con j sclousness—a stumbling block and a j danger to them and the world—may | now subside into its proper place. Be it said to Japan’s credit, she i won’t be down long. A Thought If the blind lead the* blind, both shall fall into the ditch.—Matt. 15:14. mF thou art wise thou knowest thine own ignorance, and thou art Ignorant if thou knowest not thysejf.—Luther. Science A theory now supported by many scientists is that sudden death by electricity is only “apparent" death and that the victim is fully alive, though unconscious, for some time after the shock. This theory main tains that even a very strong current only paralyzes the breathing organs. Os course, if the paralysis is permitted to “apparent" death presently changes .Into real death. The scientists think well enough of the theory to urge not only great improvements in the pulmotors now in use hut also that such apparatus be made available In great numbers so that worn on a victim may start in a very few minutes, wherever ho may be. Family Fun Why Daughter Doesn't Sing “Why doesn’t your daughter sing tonight?" “Why, you eee, among the gentle men present is one that T think has serious Intentions." —Boston Tran script. Little Brother Tortured Shrill wails of torment were issuing from the inside o? the house, but eight-year old Bertie, seated on the piazza steps, seemed totally uncon cerned. “Heavens!” called a neighbor. "Tour little brother must be frightfully ill.” "No, not ’zackly,” confided Bertie. “He just pulled down a jug of mo lasses in the pantry on him an’ maw’s combin his hair fer Sunday School.” —American Legion Weekly. Says Ma to Pa “I see there are bats in the Amazon country twenty-seven inches long.” “That's nothing compared to the length of some of yours!”—Jhdge. Sister’s Feller All There “But how can you support my daughter? Thirty dollars a week won’t pay your rent!” “purely you don’t mean ,to say you’ll charge Phllis and me rent?”—Lon don Mall QUESTIONS Ask— The Times ANSWERS You can get an answer to any quea tlon of tact or Information by wntinr to the Indianapolis Times Washington Bureau. 1322 N. Y. Avenue. Waahln*- t-m, D. C.. Inclosing 2 cents in stamps. M-dical. legal, love and marriage ad vice cannot be riven, nor can extended research be undertaken, or papers, speeches, etc . be prepired. Unsigned letters cannot be answered, but all let ters are conlidvntial. and receive per sona* replies—Editor. Is the use of tobacco forbidden in the Bible? No. it could not be, because tobacco was not used in the civilized world until after the disco-'ery of America, which was about 1400 years after the last part of the Bible was written. Does the Government give a re ward or bonus V> the parents of triplets? No. ' How old is the Chamber of Com merce idea? The oldest body of this nature was started in Marseilles at the close of the seventeenth century. The first in stitution of the kind In the United States was the New York Chamber of Commerce founded in 1768, and in corporated by royal charter from King George 111 In 1770. The oldest association In Great Britain dates from 1783 In Glasgow. Edinburgh fol lowed two years later, and London In 1881- In the grading of men in civil service examinations, is a wax veteran given, any preference over a soldier who did not get abroad? No. While men who have served at any time in the military or naval forces of the United States are given a preference over civilians. It makes no difference where the man served. What are dimensions of a big league diamond? From the home plate through the pitcher s box to second base. 126 feet, 9% inches: first to second base, 90 feet: second to third, 90 feet; third to home, 90 feet. What is the origin of the name Garfield? From “Garth." the Scandinavian word for yard or garden. Is it true that lightning does not strike a beech tree? For many years It has been the popular belief that lightning does not strike beech trees. This has been dis proved by statistics on trees struck by lightning. However, the per centage of beech trees struck by light ning is very small. What became of Theodosia Burr, the daughter of Aaron Burr, who married in 1801 Joseph Alston, afterwards Governor of South Carolina.' In December, 1812, heartbroken over the death of her 11-year-old son, Theo dosia Burr Alston left Charleston, S. C., on the slip “Patriot” to visit her father in New York. It was hoped by her husband that this visit would be of benefit to her. She was never heard from again. A heart-broken father and a frantic husband, did everything in their power to trace the vessel but without Success. The boat was prob ably wrecked off Cape Hatteras. A tradition of uncertain origin was cir culated to the effect that the “Patriot” was taken by Pirates, and all on board put to death. Is the use of the word ’’party” Incorrect when speaking of some one as “The old party you saw was Henry Jones.” Yes. This is a vulgarism. “Party” is only correct in a legal sense when used to refer to a person. What is the proper manner for a woman to register at a hotel? .1 woman must sign her name using some title. It is not proper for her to write her name “Miss” or “Mrs.” be fort it. The full first name and last name should be written out. What were the various gases used by the War Department in the World War? The killing gases were phosgene, chlorpicrin, and chlorine. Mustard gas in sufficient quantity was also fa tal, its effect being identical to that of a deep bupn. The bromide gases were not poisonous in the sense of being killers, but were merely highly Irrita ting to the membranes of the eye. The tear gAs wfilch the United States manufactured was frrombenzyl cyan ide- , * * After the Storm The Slogan of Progress By BERTON BRALEY Gangway, please! Kindly step aside a little. All you folks who merely stick around All you stubborn fogies, w r ith your brains becoming brittle, Slaves of many doubts, tradition bound; Gangway, please; though we do not like to shake you Out of any ancient reveries, Yet unless you move aside we will have to make you. Gangway, please! Gangway, please! We are sorry to' upset you. But we’re moving forward none the less. Don't attempt to stop us. for we really cannot let you. Though we truly hate to cause dis tress; Glad to have you join us in our struggle for improvement, As w'e seek for better days than these, Otherwise —we ll trample you in our onward movement. Gangway please! You may flout and you may Jeer us. Say were on a visionary track; Still within your heart-of-hearts you have cause to fear us, We who have no thought of turn ing back. You may look to yesterday, we look to tomorrow; What to us are all your stern de crees? Clear the path before us or you’ll rue it to your sorrow, Gangway, please! Indiana Sunshine A canary belonging to Mrs. O. D. Hunter, Logansport, fought a battle to death with a mouse. Mrs. Hunter placed the cage containing her canary on the floor and -vyhen she returned later found the canary dead and wit nessed the death of the mouse from Injuries received in the battle. When Ernest Miller, Marion, bought two new suits of clothes he placed them In what he thought was his own car. When he started to drive home the clothes were missing so he leported to the police. However, the person to whom he had donated the clothes returned them and cleared up the mystery. burglars who entered the Stafids Bros, grocery at Huntington did not know the safe was unlocked so they tried to bregLk off the knob and bat tered the combination to get the door open. They failed but succeeded in locking the door so securely that even the owners can’t get the safe open. At least one article of hot food will be served for lunch in every country school in Johnson County during the winter. Under a plan worked out by the county public health nurse, par ents may take turns preparing the daily meal. The rooster is to come Into its glory in Clinton County. Sept. 26 has been set aside as “Rooster Day” and chick en breeders are asked to bring their roosters to Frankfort for exhibition. Cruises and Tours Around the World MEDITERRANEAN SOUTH AMERICA WEST INDIES Agents for all reliable Steamship and Tourist companies. For full information see F. A. DOLL, Travel Dept. pW™TvEi. * tenVICE nfegftfc all TRAVEIHrECpa TUESDAY, SEPT. 11,1923 What Editors Are Saying Standard (Lafayette Journal and Courier) The State builds all its highways eighteen feet wide. This standard width is used In the name of safety. It ought to be the width for road ways whether the road is built by the. State, county or township. Those who construct public roads ought to adopt safety standards and seek in every possible way to make things safe for the motorist. Health (Frankfort Evening News) Man was made to live outdoors. Nature did not invent baseburners. steam-heated apartment houses and factory buildings. Man designed those things, and man must make the best of them. But let’s not overlook the necessity of getting as much good, clean, wholesome fresh air in our sys tems as we can. Courtesy (Ft. Wayne News-Sentinel) Courtesy proved a big success in Indianapolis. It was conducted by the Chamber of Commerce during the State fair and had for its purpose the extending of a courteous welcome to fellow-Hoosiers w T ho were in India;, apolis for the fair. Every week should ha courteous week. A town can re ceive no better advertising than to have it said that her citizens are courteous to strangers. Natural (Gary Posv.'Tribune) American women spend more on rouge, paint, powder and lipstick than the whole country spends for bath room equipment, according to a re port by a plumbing engineer. ‘ Civilization is a theatrical perform ance—farce comedy disguised as trag edy—and no actor ever is at his best without make-up. Everything natural is good, and it’s as natural for women to beautify as for mating birds to warble sweet songs and grow glorious plumage. Terrible (Daily Clintonian! The next time some upstart cusses a central girl and is brought before a judge, let It be hoped he does not fine the man and sentence him to ten days in jail, but to ten days’ service in the central girl’s place at the switchboard. Observations China’s population Is now 436,004.- 953, and that proves it takes some thing besides people to make a na tion. We envy that man Voliva his dis position. He gets so much fun out of nothing. Now, we’ll bet those Greeks are perfectly disgusted because they didn't all come over here and become bootblacks anj restauranteurs. A million bad eggs have been seized in Chicago, but it isn’t known yet whether they got the one that is translating the Bible Into Chicago English, f