The Garden Island. [volume], November 19, 1912, Page 3, Image 3

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Tim GARDEN ISLAND, TUESDAY, NOV. 19, 1912.
omething for Nothin
Only One Thing in the World Can be Had for
Nothing "TROUBLE" - Plenty
of that for the asking
Buyers never buy trouble. When you exchange your money
for a suitable Christmas Gift at the
MAKAWELI STORE
You get the best your money can buy anywhere.
REMEMBER
THE OPENING DAY NOVEMBER 18th.
As a Special inducement to customers and also so as to get a
start we shall give a discount of 1 0 per cent on
OPENING DAY ONLY
TOYS left over from laSt year go at ANY PRICE.
Waimea Stables
LIMITED
Up-to-date L-ivery, Draying and Boarding Stable and Auto
Livery Business.
AUTOMOBILE STAGE-LINE
BETWEEN LIHUE and KEKAHA
Leaving Lihue every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Leaving Kekaha every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
ARRIVING AT THEIR DESTINATION IN THREE HOURS
T W. WEBER Manager.
Telephone 4 W Waimea P. O. Box 48
SOME DAFFYDILS
Which Made Ye Editor Daffy
K. SAITO
HANAPEPE
AGENT FOR
THE FINE 1912 MODEL
INDIAN MOTORCYCLE
SPECIFICATIONS AND PRICES
4 h. p. 1 Speed, $215.00
7 h. p. 2 Speeds, $325.00
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'Vj and position as the li'iulint: nmtorryulr, not only of Amt-riru hut l tin
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Messenger Service
Let Us Do Your
LAUNDRY
Territorial Messenger Service
If Main street ran to Hanatna
nlu would a brick walk?
If there were a hundered cows
in a dairy, would the butter milk?
If a calf balked in the road,
would a screwdriver?
If a woman had a million dollars,
could a strikebreaker?
If a little girl wouldn't go to
school, could a shoemaker?
Question Why d i d the salt
shaker?
Answer Because it saw the
spoonhokler.
If the aeroplane the clouds,
could a skyscraper?
If your window had a pane,
would you colonade.
If your kitchen roof leaked,
would the kitchen sink?
If mother got mad, where would
billboard?
If a train is running 60 miles an
hour can a grasshopper.
If Satan tempted Eve, who de
viled Ham?
If Anthony courted Cleopatra,
who could Socrates?
If a conductor can get rich in a
week, how does the street carfare?
If the refrigerator saw the
kitchen sink would the ice cream.
If the car was so crowded it
would hold no more could Benjamin?
Would a tight sash give a win
dew pane?
If the kitchen is dark, will the
tablespoon?
If Mary Garden would sing
would a peanut roaster?
If Mennes gave a party, would
Talcum?
If you steal a penny are you in
nocent?
If the wind is rough, let an aero
plane it.
When a hen crows, does the
rooster lay?
If the lady of the house should
die, would the kimono?
If a woman was left a widow,
would the hose-supporter?
If an elevated train weighs
15,000 pounds, how much does
the subway?
Anna Held her hands over her
ears because she didn't like the
cigar-band?
Did Romeo pay for what Juiliet
te? I don't know, Alaska.
If a baby was left an orphan
would the safety razor?
If the preserves should go to the
seashore, would the jelly fish?
If knives and forks go in pairs,
what makes the table spoon?
If your phonograph won't play,
will the cigar band?
If a young lady is fond of fruits,
why don't the lemon snueezer?
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The Eleele Store
The House With A Reputation For Squareness
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"Human nature" is a handy
scapegoat for all our faults.
Eoruerv: a crooked path with a
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Address
Individuality in a man leads te
success; in a woman to being talk-about.
HONOLULU
Money talks which is one way
of saying that the wheel of fortune
' is full of spokes.
Matrimony may be love's undertaker.
Cheap advice is apt to be dear
if you act upon it.
Give a man half a chance and he
will uncover a small grouch.
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WHITE SOAP
Makes Laundry Work Light.
Sold by all grocers.
There are no tomorrows on the
calender o f the man who does
things.
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