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THE HAWAIIAN STAR, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1908. m 1 ) ft. The Best Cough Drops Arc Drops of Aycr's Cherry Pectoral. Sixty years ago physicians first used Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, and ever sinco then it has been tho standard cough remedy all over tho world. Thousands of families, in Europe, Asia, Africa, and America, keep a bottlo of it in tho house ready for an emorgency. Hhemi 9eetoral controls tho spasmodic efforts of coughing, rolioves tho congestion in tho throat, quiets tho inflammation in tho bronchial tubes, and prevents tho lungs from becoming involved. There are many substitutes and imitations. Bo sure you get Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. It contains no narcotic or poison of any kind. Put up in largo and small bottles. 'Wed by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co.. Lowell. Mm., U.S.A. W. P. FULLER & CO.'S PURE PREPARED PAINT This is the paint that is good enough to bo put upon a good house. It comes ready-mixed, and so cannot be spoiled by the addi tion of inferior oils. It is puro paint there is no adulteration in it. It lasts and wears well. SOLD BY B I LIMITED. 177 S. King Strset. Phone 775. OS HOURS To Chicago From San Francisco, Tht Fastest transcontinental train. OVERLAND 7 LIMITED Electric lighted, Bullet, Li brary and Drawing room com partment, observation car, with dinner.' Telegraphic news post ed on train. Southern Pacific ALL PLAY SAM CRAWFORD'S STORY. Big Sam Crawford of tho Detroit club is a barber by profession. Ho halls from way out In Nebraska, and cherishes tho memory of once having lathered and shaved William Jennings Bryan. But before Sam went Into the barber busi ness ho worked in a glue factory. When tho Detroit cluo was last In Washington tho players were sitting around their hotel lamenting tho threatened rain and chattering of va rious things. "The first time ,1 began playing ball for money," said Sam Crawford, "I re ceived only half a dollar a game, and thought I was well paid at that, for money was tight In my part oC tho country." "Who gave you all that money, Sam" laughingly Inquired Ty Cobb, who re ceives five thousand for six months' work. "Why, I was working in a glue fac tory at the time," replied Crawford, "and T.he manager of tho joint was 'bugs' on base ball, and gave each member of tho club fifty cents for each game we played." "Was It a good team?'" asked Cobb. "Well, the team wasn't much of an outfit," drawled Sam, as he warily glanced about in the direction of tho nearest exit, "but as wo all worked In tho glue factory we stuck together pretty well." And then Sam ducked. day tho boys decided to put up a job on him. So when n bunch of them got on this fellow's car they each handed out 25 cents In coppers and de manded tickets. 'Tls well known that no conductor cares to handle coppers, for they tpko up a lot of room and require tedious counting, and us the grouch camo down the car aisle and tho Washington boys began to hand out their coppers, his faco was a study. As he got to Milan, who looks like a kid, the conductor's temper failed and snatching Milan's money he cried: "Say, I don't want to be carry ing all this junk around In my pockets'' "All right," replied Clyde in a voice audible to evory one in tho car, "turn It into tho company." THEY LOVED LEEVER. Charlie Leever, the steady and re liable pitcher of the Pittsburg club, was once a country school teacher. He was noted for his strict adherence to the "spare tho rod, spoil the child" principle, and the howls that some times issued from his temple of learn ing were frequent and piercing. One of his worst pupils, when it came to outguessing him, was a little curly-haired chap, who' lisped when ho talked, and who was always made to stand up and "show off" for tho edi fication of visitors. One day tho board of trustees came around to look things over and ono of them selected the lisping tyke to an swer his questions. "Do you llko your teacher, Willie?" he asked. "Yes-s-s-r," said Willie. "And why do you like your teacher?'' "Because," lisped Willie, "tho Bible says that we must love our enemies." MOTOR 5 S MILAN'S MERRY RETORT. Clydo Milan, tho candy kid o base ball, is one of the quickest thinkers in the local outfit, and few of the Wash ington lads ever caro to tackle him. On the local street car lino that the base ball players use is a grouchy conductor who is so disobliging that the other f tween ball players after they have pass ed up 'the spangles for more reliable pursuits. In fact old ball players with the re putation of being unselfish are sure to receive the loyal support of their old associates when the opportunity arrives for turning in a favor, even more so than chums at college. ALEXANDER FIELD DEDICATION TODAY The dedication of Alexander Held at Oahu College occurs this afternoon, at 3:30. 1. Unveiling of the TabU Pati . .e. house I 2. Presentation ofl tho Fluid Mr. Wallace M. Alexander 3. Acceptance of the Field Dr. W. D. Alexander 4. Statement In Regard to Plan and Conhtruction Mr. Arthur C. Alexander 5. Track Events 100 Yards, 440 Yards, 220 Yards Starter, P. L. Weaver; Judges, A. Perry, A. F. Cooke, S. A. Baldwin. G. Hockey Umpire Miss Eleanor Waterhouse 7. Football .'. Referee, W. Ht Babbitt; Um pire , Alan Lowrey; Head Linesmen, Oleson and Arnold. 8. Baseball Umpire, Harry Whitney, Jack Waterhouse pitching the first ball. According to tho Bystcm of estab lishing a motor army reserve, proposed in Germany, any private owner or ma nufacturer can obtain an annual grant of about ?250 provided his car an swers certain specifications and la maintained for at least flvo years .n a state of repair satisfactory to the au thorities. " o Tho dust trials held on tho Brook lands track, England, have demon strated that the wheels are first res ponsible for raising the smother, and all that low frames, irregular body shapes nnd overhanging hoods do is to produce vortices and whirls into which tho dust already whirled aloft by the wheels Is sucked. Schuster, who commanded tho Ame rican car In the New York-to-Paris race, in telling of tho hardships" en countered, remarked: "We have bean running on three hours' sleep per night for so long and have had so lit tle acquaintance with real beds for tho last four months that I doubt if wo shall be able to sleep comfortablv in tbem for some time." Alleging that his valuable setter dog was on the right side o fthe road and , the automobile was on the wrong, .Fred H. Knapp, an undertaker ot (Greenwich, Conn., has attache! he motor car of Mrs. F. C. Whittmor? ot .New York, claiming ?500 for the Kill lng of the animal. Under Connecticut laws animals have the saw 3 rights on ' i i . . msuwttjB as iiumuu ueinsj'i. 0 Hanlsport, a Mascachusetts town in the Cape Cod district, has a new method ot dealing with scorchers. Special officers tell them when and where they can run fast, but warn them that if they nre caught running at a reckless speed around curves or through the village they will be arrest ed. While hundreds have been stop ped and warned not an arrest has been made. o Complications are feared by Ohio motorists as a result of an opinion by the state attorney general that a mem ber or officer of a corporation which owns an automobile Is liable to ar rest and punishment, if he uses the car without first taking out a chauf feur's license. o The "recommended weight" of a tire Is the weight which it can carry with out overloading it or subjecting- It to uesirucuvo strain. Any over increase means tho samo as a steam boiler made to withstand 200 pounds pre sure being run at 2G0 pounds which means trouble ahead. Tho result Is that experienced motorists ilnd that a tiro a sizo larger than that required will carry from three to five time as far ns that baroly within the limit. o Tho Automobile Club of California Is preparing a series of road maps ot tho counties of that state. Tho maps aro on a largo scale, nud beforo they aro Issued the supervisors and survey ors of each couuty will bo asked to correct and revise them. Gen. Booth, founder of the Salvation Army, Is making a unique preaching tour through Scotland in an automo bile. Whenever ho desires to preach the car stops and a largo green um brella is unfurled. Drums and fifes then proclaim that the army will hold a meeting. Ono of the interesting features of the American Motor Car Manufactur ers' Association show which opens in Now York New Year eve will bo an exhibition of taxlcabs, which will be grsuped in a separate division includ ing both domestic and foreign ma chines. o Tho display of foreign cars at the International show in Grand Central Palace, Now York, New Year week is expected to Eclipse anything similar ever produced in this country, as the show takes place four weeks after the Paris exhibition, giving time for ship ment of exhibits direct. o A well made, severely tailored coat of mohair Is perhaps the best all around) lightweight motor coat. It does not sound so. modish as pongee, and unless it is smartly made It has no style, but it does keep its shapo and trimmings, it does shed the dust, it is cool and it wears everlastingly. Atlantic City's motor club has scor ed a signal victory by obtaining the capture, conviction and punishment ot Louis Hess, a chauffeur, who took his employer's machine without permis sion for a "Joy ride" and smashed it Hess was fined ?100 and his license aa chauffeur revoked for a year. For tho woman who "chauffs" her own machine there are now most wo manlike looking suits of leather, skirt and all, but the leather Is so perfectly tanned and dressed that it is not al all stiff or clumsy, as might bo feared. Clad In this, the fair motorist can defy oil and grease and tinker her macnine to her heart's desire. NEW CHOP HOUSE. P. John, lata of the ManhatU Lunch Rooms, has opened a new Choi House on Hotel street near Nuuanm FIrLt class meala served at all boot HOFFMAN CHOP HOUSE. Removal Notice. M. Ohta removed to 636 South Hotel tttroet between Punchbowl and Bere- tania. Honolulu Scrap Iron Co. O. H. BROWN : : : : Manager HALEKAUWILA STREET Highest price paid for Old Brass, Scrap Iron and all metals. Telephono C42 P. O. Box 547 SOUNDED FUNNY. Mrs. Hardapplo (apprehensively) Look out, Hiram, and don't blow out the gas tho wrong way. Mr. Hardapple That's all right, Mandy, I'm n safo blower. TTTTTTTTTTTTXITIXIXXZXXXXX ISPORTINGSPOUTSi TTTXXITXXTIXXXTXXTTTrrXtXS The following is tho standing of the teams of the Riverside League for tho second series: P. W. L. Pet. Chinese Alohas 5 4 1 .800 Chinese A. C 3 2 1 .666 Japanese A. C 5 3 2 .600 Palama A. C 4 2 2 .500 Aala A. C 5 0 5 .000 IMEKT SENT M0NG 5 Tnero is no sentiment among activo ball players. But how different after a player has passed up the game for several years, for then be 'becomes as full of sentiment as an egg o meat and nothing gives him more pleasure than to meet his old comrades of tho ball field for a social chat or smile with the old fan who recites some ot his successful stunts on the ball field long since forgotten by the ex-star of tho diamond. The player In harness is busy watch ing overy move on tho base ball check' er board. Ho must to keeu up hla end and If ho is a serious man ho Is obliged to lead a temperate life to glvo his best service and hold his position. With tho difficult problems befbro him tho ball player Is rare who can take mat ters lightly and grow sentimental. How different after ho has thrown off all connection with the gamo. Players with whom he fought tooth and nail on tho Held have become uts best friends, for there is absolutely no Jealousy be- AFTER an operation at the hos pital, when the patient is in a weakened condition, the doctor will say, "Don't give him any food. Take away that malt extract it will sicken him. What he needs is good Beerall he wants of it. "Beer is the only form of food he can retain, and at the same time the best tonic he can take. I al ways prescribe it in cases like this, and I have always' found that it strengthens and tones up the weak." "But, doctor, if it is a tonic for the sick, it should be good for the well." "It is. And if more people used a good Beer as a beverage there would be less work for us. It is a tonic and food, and helps to clear the system of waste matter." The best Beer in Honolulu is the Home Brew, made to suit the climatePRIMO BEER. 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