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BP. P four rilB) HAWAIIAN STAR, 'flDjflitDAT, AUGUST 1C, 1H R ' THE HAWAIIAN STAR Published overy afternoon (weoept Sunday) by tho Hawaiian Star Newspaper Association, Ltd.. McCandlew Building, Bethel street, Honolulu. EDITOR "l6, 1911. WALTER Q. SMITH WEDNESDAY, AUGUST Uncle - Walt The Poet Philosopher. THE MOTT-SM1TII RECORD OK SWIFT PERFORMANCE. The annual reiort of President Mott-Smith of the Hoard of Health litis lieen received by the Governor and ought to afford him some data with which to interest the people at Washington tuid the readers of the mainland press. An idea may now prevail there that life ill the tropics is slow. There may he capricious spirits at Washington and elsewhere ivlir. UpIipvp tlmi in the warm countries, iconic wail for the morrow and do not actiuire nrieklv-heat by undue celerity. Hut Mr. Mott-Sniith's,: report is calculated to undo that false impression and show that here in Hawaii is the one great focus of administrative speed, and so we trust when the Governor makes his own report to the Secrelary of the Interior, he will not fail to incorporate the remarkable showing of his most valued subordinate. Mr. Mott-Smith. the modern Mercury, does not ask the public to take him for granted, lie backs bis statement nbout the work of sanitation here with full data, lie says that "in 1910. the health department made 510.767 inspections in Honolulu alone. This included the installation of 2381 sanitary fixtures, the abolition of 4256 insanitary fixtures. 15.720 rooms scrubbed. 26.472 minor nuisances abated, 424 cesspools or vaults pumped, 35rt dug. 265 repaired, 284 abolished, 144 buildings connected with sewers 430J4 days special work, besides a number of other matters, This work was done by six terri torial and two citv inspectors under the efficient management of Mr. Charlock, assisted by, F. H. Cook." Much of this work, Mr. Mott-Smith tells us, is not of the show kind and much of it has been necessary because of the laxity and easy going characteristics of the public. Hut whatever may be true of the people, there was no laxity among the employees of the'Board itself, as analysis of Mr. Mott-Smi'th's figures about over half a million inspec tions in one working year, will clearly show. There are 313 working days in the year to say nothing of the special holidays. These days arc eight hours in length and there are eight sanitarv inspectors in all. Now if in 1910 there were 510.767 inspections, there must, have been in round numbers 1630 inspections per day, which was 203 apiece, done at a rate of twenty-five inspections an hour, or one inspection every two and a fraction minutes. We suppose that this is the record of such inspection for the United States or even the world. Honolulu is not a city of compact blocks, most of the houses have yards around them, and it would take a couple of minutes at least to find out what nuisances might obtain in each one. But it appears from Mr. Mott-Smith's report, that the in spectors managed at their rate of twenty-five inspections an hour, not only to look thines over but to obtain the installation of 2381 sanitary fixtures, to abolish 2456 insanitary fixtures and to observe the scrubbing of 15,720 rooms. Aside from all this 26.42 minor nuisances were abated: 424 vaults were pumped and 356 dug; 144 buildings were con nected with sewers. All this counted in with the inspection suggested an electric energy and a system of high power machinery in the sani tary staff, which the world ought to know about. The work of the mosquito inspectors was even more expeditious. We do not know how large the force is for the report as published in Hie morning paper does not say. At last official accounts it included two men, a wagon and a mule. The President's review of the work-, however, shows that "sufficient sanitarv progress has been hampered by lack of men. power and appropriation." Nevertheless there were more inspections by the mosquito staff than the whole force of the sani tation department was able to make that is to say. 573,652, a rate per man and per minute which must have kept the employees on a keen run for eight hours every day without leaving them any time for meals. Think of the intensity of this labor at a rate of inspection of consider ably more than thirty cases an hour. The mosquito men compelled the drainage of 1612 places of standing water, and oiled 1052 cesspools and 9722 vaults. They overturned more than 100,000 containers, distrib uted mosquito fish in 1316 places, and used over 15.Q00 gallons of oil. No such activity as this has occurred before in official circles anywhere in the world since the building of the tower of Babel. The summer's swiftly gliding by. it couldn't well be fleeter; and soon we'll cease to curse the fly. anil howl at the moskectcr. A few more busy, hustling weeks, and summer will be over ! THE FLIGHT The frost will sparkle on the leeks, the sandbars and OF TIME the clover! The sun behind the wintry clouds will sulk, its task forgetting; and we no more in wiltftl crowds will tell' how hard we're sweating. And when the snow has hid the flowers, which now the fields arc thronging, we'll talk of golden summer hours with tears of idle longing. And that's the way we all arc built ; our heads are made of leather ; in summer, when our collars will, we long forvintry weather. And when the fires of winter burn, when come the snow and blizzard, we wish that summer would return, to thaw our frozen gizzard. I sometimes think that when wc leave this world of sin and sorrow, where people sit around and grieve, and woe and anguish borrow, we'll weary of the harp and crown and of the snowy pinions, and seek a chance to amble down to these profane dominions. Copyright. 1910. oy Oeu. Martnew Ad&ma WALT MASON. danger to the costly governments of kings and emperors of popular uprisings for which socialism and anarchy arc preparing the way. There is but one choice to make. Before lontr the buildim? of dread noughts, the enlargement of armies and the manufacture of munitions of war must as surely give way before the protest of the bondholders as a private riot of profligacy would go down before the interfering hand of the mortgagor. Talk about a bunco 'game! Was there ever one to beat the scheme of the health inspectors to make the keeper of the payroll believe they had made over a half a million inspections in one year? You can prove the enormous totals of work done by the sanitary inspectors by the reports they spent so much time out of every day in writing. " Under The Coconut Tree" By H. M. Ayres. In the matter of revolutions Mexico may be trying to catch up to her Central American neighbors. The men once higher up in San Francisco may now come home from Europe. The prosecutions have been dropped. 1 LITTLE INTERVIEWS Why did the rosomnry? Becauso ol tulips. Tho screening onllnnnco lins boon a mighty Rood thing for tho scroon makers. Tho arrival ot thoso 1509 IndyblrdB at Cinnni should bo quite an occasion and wo wouldn't bo a bit surprised to hear that tho governor had declared a holiday in honor ot tho event. W Many n good thing Is got off In the local police court We don't mean "got off" in tho sonso of dismissal, but perpetrated in the way of re partee or bon mot. Judge Andrado put o pretty witticism over occasion ally, and his successor, Judge Monsur- rat, Is beginning to cultlvnto a sense of humor which gives promise of something special in tho way of ju dicial quip and quirk before many more cases have been tried. They must all take their hats off to Judge Luther. Wilcox, however, for ho was tho champion humorist of them all. , On one occasion, along about 1900, a man charged with disorderly con duet was brought before Judgo Wil cox. Ho had been arrested by a po lice officer named Queen. "What's your name?" asked the court. "Thomas King," was tho answer. "Ah," said the magistrate, "a queen captures a king." "Yes, but it wasn't a straight deal," retorted King. "Sure It was," interrupted Queen. "This man is a four-fluoher." "What's your business," asked the court. "I dig for a living," answered King. TESTING BUSINESS METHODS. "Mr. Einil Berndt makes the fertile suggestion that the supervisors permit a test to be made of whether the business intrusted to them can -be done more economically than it is now. Mr. Berndt would have them all resign six months before the expiration of their term, the com mercial bodies to compensate them for the loss of salary. The idea of resignation is to enable the Governor to appoint a full board to serve the last six months, making it up of the soundest business men of the community. In this way the supervisors could cither make good before the public by having it proved that they arc really carrying out their work in a businesslike manner or they could ascertain from the example of the new board where they arc lacking. In the meantime, as Mr.' Berndt points out, they would have six mouths in which to do their politics and make the most of any advantages they might gain from the example set by the business men. Such an arrangement would be most equitable, though we cannot say that we expect the supervisors to support.it on that ground. But We are very sure that the oublic, excepting those who live by politics, ..WWlli'i m l)i jnUQYatioi) witil deligm. .Aernaj)S it may miiuence the supervisors to understand that even if the business bard make good to the extent of our most sanguine hones, the result to thetli .would be no worse than that which they are bringing upon themselves now. In everything they undertake, they violate what the taxpayers call "busi ness principles. Wc have shown that lately in the exposure of their relations to the work of their supposed subordinate, Mr. Wilson. Their idea of letting out short Belt Road contracts instead of a single one. is also in point. They are bound to make themselves politically dead by the course they are taking but, if they make room now for such a board as the Governor would appoint, they would at least go out of their political life with some credit for discretion and in time, perhaps, outlive the public disrespect with which they are now officially held. In a word, the majority of the supervisors would be better off out than in. M. T. SIMONTON Wo used to have no mosquitoes In Knimuki. Now they even get through the mosquito nets. DAN LOGAN Strange, Isn't It, that a man should go to a peace meeting and get Into a light and land In the hospital? D. WM. DOUTHITT I hope to ar range to bring Ferris Hariman and Ills opera company liens for a season the opera house. DR. HUTCI1I SOX -There- are no mosquitoes in Kaimuki when the wina hopes to spend some lme here In the future, studying fish of Hawaiian vuters. G. G. SCHWIZEIt Why don't the onicials get husy on the matter ot short-weight tinned goods brought Inlo tho Territory? There is a tremendous amount of such products being packed especially for Hawaii and other export trade which is very at much below the supposed weight or - measure. For Instance, 2.pound dans, of fruit and meats generally contain nearer two pounds. The worst "So you aro tho king of spados, ' facotiously obsorved his honor, "Yoa but boaton by a club," an sworod King. "Can you come norosa with $2?" queried the Judge. "A douce of a fine," spoko up King, "but 111 seo you." He handed over tho monoy and Clerk Zablan roked in tho pot. "I see a Joker's no good In this game," remarked King as ho left tho court. "Scientists hnvo discovered that lobsters can be hypnotized" (recent (Continued on paga eight) FIRE is south, mat is because they come offenders are the meat packers. A from Palolo and it takes a trade wind, five-pound can of lard will not weigh to blow them our way. five pounds, can included. The stulf A. LEWIS, Jr., Dr. Jordan is a is billed to mo by local dealers as world's authority on ichthyology. He being of the usual Btandard weight. Fkiii, ,11, Wear Sandals THESE HOT DAYS POLICE COURT lie is alleged also to have made her dependent upon the charity ot-relatlvos for support, clothing and shelter. More over, sho accuses her husband of hav ing for eight months been holding criminal relations! with one Louisa Al;ui. They have four children rang ing In age from fourteen years to ttireo months, whose custody sho de sires to have decreed to her.. In the police-court tills morning Yamada charged with embezzlement asr fined $50 and costs on one count ond committed for trial on another. Furuta, charged with leaving a dray standing without proper lights was fined $5 and costs. Warawara Bclushkin, a Russian Qovernor Frear by yosterday.B .woman charged with Belling liquor ma received a coy ot tho CanadIan vithout a license, was sentenced to rccil)rocIty bni, recentiy enacted into Jail for thirty days. law by the congress, conditionally Naihe Kikaha and W. Kapele, drunk, unoll the passago of a similar bill by J were fined ?3 and costs. tho Canadian Rovernmont. Tliis morning J. Ploper was arrested foi assault and battery on his wife, ' This kind of sandal does not allow the dirt to get in as do many of these so-called Barefoot Sandals. The SIDES are sufficiently high to protect the foot and at the same time the ventila tion Is perfect. OUR PRICES ARE RIGHT. 1051 Fort St. 1051 Fort St. PROTECT YOUR HOME We represent FOUR of the LEADING COMPANIES Hawaiian Trust C. ompan y , Limited & & jfi 923 Fort Qtrect. "Watn Trust" Land ol Puupueo Manoa Valley When a man t)uys something use ful which at the same time Is steadily Increasing In value he Is twice for tunate. 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She charges him with striking and beating her, al leging that his acts of ill treatment havo been continuous and constant. The most impressive part of Dr. Jordan's address last night was its reference to the monetary cost of war. The argument that war kills off the best men of the nation, is a more familiar one and might have been illustrated if the speaker had wished, by the statistics of the physical decay of tlie I'rench nation since the tune of Napoleon. But Dr. Jordan's argument about the, influence of the invisible empire of finance upon future wars seemed fresh and new to the audience, and sent it home in a mood of conviction. The debt of Europe cannot be paid. There is neither money enough or credit enough, and the bonds of all but the small nations show a sinking tendency. Headed by the house of Rothschild about seventeen firms own this enormous debt and to them the nations of Europe are paying interest. 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