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' i m n r .&onnsilhiO i)lO .epjjnmogmrJS -iTir'') 3sJK' ' 71 v& znemK" ;ifi snanoJ 3p 'ailsX iMttqS u;-'l '.ftB'.. si-rjb r8 -a .-frS fWl - -i"ff ... .y 1WS . ,3. -- .- . - l!ov9 j!i teiir Ui!oi t rwIT "IS , , f I rs- -. T.ikitT bi ii si ta iuIIa." kto 3 - .T iwjl " lilp 1 kT- 13 TOO A.- iiTHE CONST iXUtlQH' ANpTHE UNION. tems $2.e tjsi kmpgt juC'iiriifi. SL. MILLER, EB1T0R AND rPILI8ME7 'iiT'aaa Tjwr '- ill r-A- ir r- 3 531" ' WHITE -CLOUD, KANSiS, THURSDAY,- APRIL II, 1867. VOLUME X.--NUMBER 41. 1 WHOLE NUMBER, 50 Ma . I t Jit ' T - f V1JJ3 tiJJ v,Z . .r;-r .t jhrj mmmw. ?m-n- . F j mm 7.! mYf-an5B mn m mr am . -j. ' '.' I .AKSjaVvmB'mB "Vvk' iw- m mv ITri .7- ' ' m MBw w It. Uu flu I ana a y sr am - mm me am SB BBS. li Br . BH-.i BB-ii BB-a Hn in ' BJ Vmm" I --1 I' l I ' mu I C ill J YTI f. K.u ft . sy W X .$tkt f wteS c "TST TATHXB'S TL1B." ' ifA wtWrto tor chlM.M tnlsr ' NtlmI Flif MM am .ifl( nn th Btau Bnn Hukrillc, ptaOTd tfen fcj ttonUina (ftiM I'aUf . - r-Tl21,-t.oilDt;M)ir!tk.ilf .tv.- ( iW (ifi) rUiint f ham; Mr toy, it wi thy ftbtr' prlJt Hii iniitiwxfi Utert Amm. t'rnkia, wht tto btilta'i lijkl. fc Drw ttr, hj fiU nS flood, Bwtu :kil. Till bib m fltf tbM wirt, ' TXrajb i5ttbtd la mlton' bloed. ijk : - y ,,y And, toj, bl MiTi1i( Ja toU frit ' . ' .t" TfcM ( 1erl'l ptaaaa boU, W Sv'toa triry albitr brb ariifa tNi tlMJ III SfiMl kaM. !-Ttoy liM kirn la a oUitr'a n, . Ami o'arkii pilnMM bniit, EcblrcUtof lktlDorrtro, , arlcbil hit pUct orrtit. Tbj tnJilr, al bli connlrj'i till, Waat fotlh U nttt tb fx; Bit. cWU, 1 1 an aa Irallor't btnJ Tkit Uid bit trna httn law, A baxa i(X o'tr kit driaf Tact; Hit eamradat thaot, la pride: "Ttoj lljt oareaoairi tot, ibajr fljr!" ' 'Ha tin! lad, 'tit wtll aad died. lit wtllconld dia! forljrtnt kordtl lVtia laid in ! of (art; And Briloni, drirtn from aaribarti, law ia oar bomtt no ator. ;"iH wall aeald dia! o'tr ate rr tat, Tto ntaaaat of tha brara 1-arl I Ijnjim totb bttmtd, a totem lif kl( JdBtr isr oi t,j wt. TTka craihad. oppratiad, of Eattara ItaJt, .? Wbaaa'ar ia Orit.t taai, Tkit fltf watad o'ar oar mcrtbaatnaa, Or fltaattd la lha brta. Hart taraad Ihtirtchiii- a;at afir, r ,Aad blaiitd with kolj lijht. Oar g aidinj tttr, Colnmbia't pridt, i Bar tpall aflratb aad aalfbt. TStl bow, bf traitor haadt atltllad, Aad drtaebaJ ia parpla (ora, It Siihat like a rosttor lijbt. Far brihltr than btTora; ( Fartatl 'tit (Itaraiaz o'tr the hi III ., I btr tkt wtlkia riaj All K til! Vtlr Frtaiton. tctptn-crawned. ltf r ,- . ; rAadJrtlb, ooronlj Kint. I tea it warinr to tbe breete; - Oaea more tbe tifnal crj, . And crewdi in horoift fltdlj bend. For it to do and dit. Metliinkuhy ftthtr't'ipirit eotnel, 'And whitpert once ajain: - The brat e, thon-h fallen, rnoarn tbem aot; I . Thej da not die in vain. We'll kneel aad bin oar rantomed flif , Hmbraee.it at of old; 'itt'tiaie liat triumphed Ut ai bint Each tltrry, crimioned fold. , t eee!'atal.-tii watiaj to tha breeze, ' Tbe 6nt to jrett tbe da j Twin (learn o'er a anlted land. Far otfr and for tjt. fc, HAgt ..v .THE GOVERNESS. a . 5j BT AN OLD COUTRlDCTOn. The old story, I was governess ; a poor dependant in a noble hoa6e. I bad vjaoy times, seen the father of my two ' "little darlings ; I knew he was handsome, though I seldom raised my eyes to his; I thought him nnwontedly grscinns, but that wm all. They told me I was bean- r tifnl. 'JEven the stately old housekeeper, . ala'tely to all but me, used to part my ;. Jong. hair with har slender fingers; and (-'trace ahe said, in a dreamy sort of a waj: ' 'It8 Tety fine and glossy ; child, it's very, soft and silky. In all the wide . WOlld,. child, there .is nothing like a heaatifal face and-the Lord made man in his immage ohl be thankful, child, ' that yon are lovely; bat often, often think " .that., through eyelids aa whita as yoors, tbrongh lips as rnby, on pure cheek, r over lofty brows, through long and gold- n' tresses, between soft fingers, nnder gleamy teeth, the' worms, the worms have reveled, child." How I shuddered at this 1 and once, sVben she spoke in her cold way, the bar onet csme in, saying : "Don!t frighten ber. good Mrs. Hunt." Even then, I did not think upon his kind glsncesand tender interest, as some -girls, might. The children, fair-haired darlings, how tVey loved ine.l They were both beanti "aal.T So. lovely ! .Grace was fairy, t paxkling-e'yed child. Gertrude had deep, fcdark" ihining eyes. They were, well named. Gertrude was calm, and reflec tive, given to strangesayings, aad dreamy, 'ttterious thoughts. Grace was 'only fcaDDT when both dimpled, hands were x besped with . and kieses were show eredoB'bef ro'ubd cheeks; she lived. in a atmosphere of love. Gertrude, yes. even then, I think, aha had being in Heaven I was only a eovernaes. and I took no .aura nrion aaveelL I was verr bnmble 'minded, for I had seen great trouble and poverty ; very grateful, for my aitnation worry about it." The volume is dedica waa a delightful one. and everybody was. -a to.Dauoa Criah, Billings, witau'the -srind'to me., 'Abere.was a friend of tbe -faaaily wbpeal aTsaffectedme strangely. She was a BoUeladv7prondly handsome. rich and titled. - She pretended to be my friend,barkrit&ld,CBflp"eioas glances, confused aad made ,sae unhappy. She gave me mnch advice, was always telling " aa how; poor and lowly I.hed-, been, and bow, bnmble.I ahoald be ;' eaBtioniBJr; me to oewara oi tbe baronet ; aad giving dark, Bysteriqns.bints that iBvariably 'M.kla.L'Vi.'. 1 .' t- 'a l.j j.,;''-:",. "? "l neaaacae, asaiou me" to sbna'the good bamnrt. - rOiVda"f? wfien"my bralajraa bot and baavy, I carried litttfGraee orer toLtdy Isabel, m sha hd reqaested me.i4.My brow but and burned intolerably, so that I coo Id not lift it with ease.- "Ton are getting subject to'lhese bead aches," said Lady Isabel; "yba suffer, don't yon?" s; 2 ,, "More then I can tell," 1 answered, faintly, j T a I can relieve ypnraaatlv.'Lshe quietly . i-tL it remarked.- V - - -.".trX lilliil fcJUL nw;fnl " I cried.. ; Her look flashed through my brain. She aH close beside me; she gathered up my heavy curls.. "Your hsir, child,'', she mattered, with almost closed' lips ; "it will induce brain fever; kill yon, perhaps let -me cntt it' off;" and' she reached ber scissors, fastened in their sil ver sheath. , 3 , "No nol" I cried, for I was proud of my hair; and like a flash came the hide ous thought, Jhatithisgrsnd, beautiful woman, wag jealous of me of me, a poor little governess. ' Her eves flashed fire; she stood, her jeweled nana iiuea, ner eyes gleaming with lanous passion. - "Oh 1 yon think yourself a paragon of besnty I can see. Yon wish to retain your long ringlets, that yon may mesh them about the baronet's heart. Yes. you think your bright eyes will enslave him. xw, yon poor peggar;?ana.so they; may . but mark me, minion, only to ybnr'disg'race. ' He knows how well you love him laughs at it; despises yon lor it he he toi.m so." 'P Ablank-arae over my life oh I tbe weary time 'that passed 1' I would', not look at nor speak to the baronet, till our little'Gcrtrnde died. I saw her well at evening; 1 wars roused at midnigntoy the bsronet himself. A deathly chill crept over me, as I cried, seeing his white face: Leave me, sir, how dare V He had not beard me, I hnmbly hoped, for hi? words dispelled my terror:1 "My little Gertrnde is dying, and calls for yon. Til! she died, that dear head rested on my bosom ; in the1 morning, I laid,, back her damp cnrls, anil kissed her cold' lips. She was gone. "I must go," I whisper ed, over her clay I cannot stay here ; it is nironv. .Sn, not long after. I guthered my few clothes, and stole softly from the honre, that envy and jealousy had made terrililo to me. I ihall-never forget-1 hit' night. The hills were white.with moonlight, and I wanted to pluck one violet to take with me. Inthatqniet hour, I knelt sobbing over thelittlomonnd, breathed one prayer, gathered my flowers, and turned to go I kne-v not whither. A tall form stood beside me. I conld not fear him now, nor dislike him ; be was so pale, so sorrowful, as he said : "Lillian, whatdoes this mean? Where are yon going, my child ?"" His voice trembled. I tnrned away, and the tears ran'down my cheeks. "Do we not treat yon well, Lillian?" he asked, bow mournfully ! "Yes, oh'l yes," I murmured; ''yon have been only too kind.',' "And my poor Utile motherles" child ; would yon leave her,-Lillian?" At this I lost my self-control. "If you had not jested at me," I sobbed ; "despised me, boasted that I !! - "Stop, Lillian,' whaE do these words mean ?" he asked, in stern tones. "Lady Isabel I" I gasped; and as I grew calm, as far-as my delicacy would let me, I gave Her cruel language, word for word. "It is false, falie, all false," he said, taking my hand1; -"for so far from boast ing that I knew yon loved me, Lillian, I did not dare believe that one so young, so good and gentle', might feel other than sentiments of Iriendbbip, lor a man so mnch older and graver than herself." His voice had grown soft and musical I was astonished overwhelmed,; my confidence deserted me. - Yes, Lillian, gladly would I make yon my own dear wife," he added, draw mg me to bis aide. "True, yon nave neither gold, nor station, but tbe wealth of a pnre, glad young heart like yours. is all I' ask. Say, will jon take the place of tbe sainted one. who lies here with little lierlrode 7 Jjiuian, tell me can yon love me well enough to marry me?" ' , Oh I heaven knows I bad long, long loved him, not daring to whisper it to myself in the darkest 'night; and over Gertrude's grave, I told him, "Yes." Poor Lady Isabel 1 she had trusted to ber beauty, her' gold, her power; and they bad failed her. When she' ilrst saw me with my noble hnsband, she grew wbite with anger,; disap"pointaiBt aadr terror, that ber-dapiicity had' keei, discovered. Poor Ladr Isabel liahe.is-oaaatrled to this day, aad;ah lvfedVthai. baronet her- "" - . d e's rs a "Josh Billings' " new book has. this nraface: "Thie book was got op tew sell. bnt if it don't Drove tew be a sell, I sbant hope, that? stand it.' 'he ata'ar the strength to A roll of papyrus, exhumed from tbe roias of Luxor, baa been foearl to eon-, i.ia nlMrlinm at the' Greek bar three . r f.' --'- J.t. t.t-.i Jthe birth .of aTesns ceamriea anterior to Christ. It seems that tbe roll of Robert Toombs' alavee will be called at a Georgia ballot- box rastead of at 'Banker' Hill. JSorton AdvertuerS "K Jf. Ire gallbBs orale a (day: The sBiaTneTaepSiBiroMBksl" miiftft: . jKt&J- i- ---j ' t jtt Totranaat't!?!. c I ietw; fe.tto Pht aol deep, dirk eye, , When ba heard the'beat of the naiterref dram, , That to nT weald fold bit nr.,edll.li . OrtrttoerUt. titt reretaeoese;, , . I taw that the kkjed afa patriot tire, Conned Aroajli'nit eelnt'like a'tirean of Bra: So t took bit band, nnd bade him go, Bt to Barer dreaned thai It ?ieeii m TWwtalr4ialraeWldtolerrWb"a; r 3 - WtoKipUtaeit'ttsewUda--'' tV The er hoar when epaa kit hate,, r:0' Ha and to foflJIe hit pet and pride. . . Alatl Iberoiay eTaraxala be bleited- ," f Brratto,iMr,5aitooMbeaiitt;rr::ir -- Apdto.MTefaxaiaaaay hear tto tenet, - J pt kiit'tbelipiefbiijiuleeaet.,- - ( '; L . I baew to tot'aaiwtreU hit eoaarrr't'eatt,' ' ' . That hit breatt ia bared at a faith eanloiuidl. Botrnr'hrarl will break, I kaow, if be hi I, 0 In Ibe btlllt'i rroat,bj a Irallor't hand! Y.tl marmar'not, tboajh my tttr-Wetarn AtUitlbewertherUataeriaeei"- r-s'-r,i Tbe wif.'t free (ilk, two Urea lnoa,'i1t .; la tto nana of God, aad of Wt ihiajtoa, .. j Farhapcwtoa the maple latrel art lad,'. ' ra r And tto (aldea jloritl of barratt coma, to ;-, c , I tball wake tome moroiL(, to bear Mi tread, . Aad rla hint a waraa heart's wafcoaja tome; To kntel with hlai, la a Tarrant prayer.' ' " Tbanklnf onrOod for Hit watchfe! earn, -Z la tbialdlBfjIit b.art from tharebelU brnd,t " Who hoaored the fltf orbit chtMinta Itaa. li f'fVMM tt Tnljtn nterlo ' I""1" "" """ -.; . .-w Mr.' Jrnebr Take a? Ke'trespeetrveTlew - He: Consider- the SiUtaiiea, aa. is Not Satisfied Witk.lt.- -r ,t-?e 1 -- -- 1" z - 1 1 1 11 -j a; - h a. v - Post Oms, GoRmERif X. Roads; ADS, )' 57.r)i f wtch ia m.tbe btait ov.iventncky, . .March 25,11867. "Backered, turn bakerd, ohtirae 'in yoor flite," is tbe fait line nv a song wicb I heard not long, since.- Wood that time copd. perform. that. back. acksben leap. and getns all back wher we wnz.eiz years ago: But Time can't. Time .is a.perpetooal moshen,"wicH must go on, and on, and 'mmh Jk m an " aV " w am ejat ajtAarawaiAam hap atana wich can't' never retrace her, steps. The situashen ain't Dertiklerlr agrees hie' jiat now: It hezn't ajoocy Ipok,,nor does it promise an improvement in the Intnre. The conndence uv the Uimocruy nv Kentucky is shaken to the extent that its lost its equilibrium and totters-to its centre.' Wherr it falls Ishel'be found nnder the.-rooins. The pass'age" nv1 the Military Law may be sed to be the last feather wich reel v ought to break the Kentucky camel's back. 'It's the deep est. and tbe finishinest stab at constooeh- nel liberty .and ekal rites, inezmoch'ez It not only blasts forever the hopes nv re establishin slavery, bnt gives, tbe -nigger all the rites and privileges enjoyed by white men. We, who are chiefly inter ested, are not to be consnlted in tbe mat ter. Federal birelins." whose, very pres ence is pizen to the people nv these Suits, aro to ba quartered onto ns to see, that "justis;" wal holler mockry I is done to em tha governments established by Androo Johnson is overturned ef .they don't play 2d fiddle 'to the satraps and accept tbe constooshnel amendment, wich perhibits them who wuz our champions' inthe late effort to destroy a government wiuu wo iiauu, iiuiu laaiu uuiu 11. iv (iu and runnin-it.;-Wux ther ever'eicha mixture nvjnjurtis and perscripaheh ?t Yuz ther ever sicb. a' severity 1 Wuz' ther ever sich a lack nv magnanimity ? And all this time where, d's.Tohnson ? He vetoed these, bills, but, wherefore ? He knowd that the Rump Congriss bad n majority uv two-thirds, and cood -pass. em over his veto ; why then, when ..they set bts authoiityat defiance, didn t be rise in his might' add disperse em? Where, too. wnz the Diraocrisy riv'tbe Y , m VTT1- t .!. 'I nonii j vvaere are tney in mis crisis, when onr dearest rites ther greatest care is bein ship -recked on the uon-bonnd rocks nv despotism ? Where are they. Issy? Why don't they rally er they threatened, and demand that Johnson she! IT. hurl tbeieyelersffbni ther usurped .seats,' I i and restore peece .on sich terms ii we shel consider ekilable, to the wnnst happyl out now oistractea country. .Aias 1 irjey bevn't time: I see them who breathed so much vengence and slawtrins .afore Johnson bed, offise to dispose av, a neg lectin ns and' rnnnin about gittin signa tooris to a applicash'en for a PostofBs, and bollenn to as ez tbey ketchther breath, "Aeeept' the condishens git ' backt'into ibe'Yoomon, tbat'ire may elect a'Preii deat in' 1868 wbo'will give us aft the pat ronage ;" ther nooe-papers -all' threek, "Accent and gitbaek iato the Ypeaion.' that wel may elect, tha eztPrasidaat, whoJl giye ni allha patronage;", .aad thai iia't the" worst nv iUTbeaivrich we Dongntqp wun appjnimenia,-ana:iver awes huuvuluu wuu uiuusiwcutCmaiivmiiwh ed on a.saddelbstjsAolishJnSea'itBd to confirm, eat, aidjtb. eekoor "that'ey gone back onto us, poster is a soinin . 1lL , a, ,'m A a m4 mat - m example. Wilcox is another, and JL.mite mention hundreds or others who' bev slidfeackHa tsaiaaataBsaaae'r.'' ' ",- Troyiwas taken by the strategy air tbe. UreektvWbo expoaeda'woodea boree;in tha bnwra.fcrr vtph'wrns wnrtatmlmd mnmaJ man, wieh tbe verdaat JTroya: palled, in- aide the wooden won ber bia ear.reein aSo loag aa thay,woB in.tbadia) dataaee,tba Djasocrisywoz bniigry,aai.fa'oaraa. asd;.capablBs- moat anvthia so, soon ex.-iheTrgot- eas rth'ef 'EMerTaaiik.nambs. Tha-iPoat- himself,- "wherefore abet l bast the got- tber gates. Androo JoaaaoB wnx, !4Js Ifllf -"- A?a"aimjm . horaawieh wnxatativrtooar, :Andrew Jpnasoa waa a mi-aaaa-Baati. by ta AblUhakU. andaa-.oaaea it.tenevett iom.M eaaa oraaoj-. iewarmaa.Baeyi.iaiJuaaiowrii abet !''- v . . ernment nnder wich I-her'a place? Kiu I git another nnder tbe new one?" and yells lo n. "Accept the terns." We capehered tha camp 'ny tha entBiy, but are demoralised. by the pluaderwa feoad. It's tha old trick overragin, tbaae ofiaes. wieh tbe whita oeaiiyoost to play onto the Injini, to witj aveeaatia afroaiahen aod.itavin arbarrel Bjrhjikey. baatad, knowia that .tha, Iaiin'a.r lasticcta, like them trr a KeatBckyDiaiOerat's. wood lead him to git.bli'a.d drank and make him a easy prey to., the akelpia kaife. The ofSaia wostha whiskey, wich intoxi cated onr. braves, and .oar, Jkelps, so to speeV, "bangs at the, belts nv oqr eneasies. pnmner hes. many, iX oad,, Bteveoa hex many,' and Butler isa gatheTJn'uv eoiwith a rapidity wonderful, to behold. But wat marks theTdemoralizuhennv the Dimocrisy the most,' is, thV follerin extract wich I cut "from the New York World, wnnst onr, trusted" orgin. J I hev not the heart to re-write it. ' I paste the slip onto tha' paper, hencY lam "not re sponsible for sich errors ov J orthografy and gram merer may"boc'diseo'vered into It. Here it it .?- "As regards the popular)n6tion'ofije odor 01 uc negro, it-may oe- ponttveiy scaiea arm he, ia thU reepect,- ts like. tha wbUe-a dean negro being free fxoia.it, and a Jtral one caned by it." - - - y . 81-m . -i w T . Ef this be trooef. the .nigger don't stink, then Noah, got the, and wuz. cost in vane luen raai Bent-oacK.unertmus for nnthin, and Eager. is uvrno more, in- terest'to' the Dimocrisy tbaa"jaoy 'other lemaie, woo oea oin aea several taooiana years. .TbeUiraocratto partywux bant upon this stiukTand ef'that' corner-stun is knocked out, the temple falls and bur ies all beneath its rooms who .are shelter ed nnder it, nv whom I am the chiefast and tha loveliest amoogytea,lhoas and,. At one fell swobp'tbe wind ia knockt but nv the sales nv the Northern 'Dimoe- jisy? Wat is the niggernow "to tbem ef he'does not stink? ,!Pobler""DJoshen."- inaeea 1 . xrooiv it wns a Donisr.nosnen. That stink led bnndredsv'th'onsarrdsjBv Dirhocrats' by tbe noes, " Thai "odor," z- no .writer styles .J'Tnxj anr,oeai holt, 'and one, wich wu"s everytbmg,to ns. That stink wuz all that elevated 'the Dim ocrat over the nfsuer tbat wnz onr mark nVsooperiorityr . .JP at'.'limeV, wna not nvthe precise odof "nv rjile-bloom in se rious. A Dimocratio mass' confenshen, when in a tite room, with twp.stoves in it, wuz not the most.odorous. gatherin in the world, but we thanked God' contin yooaly that the smell wich ariz ez the room got hot; wuz not ', the pecooliar aroma nv the nigger, and. we wnz com forted. Bat ibis writer redooses the whole thing the whole difference be-, tween the n'gger and a Dimocrat to a matter nv color. and .cleanliness.,. Wat heresy! Wat TclooVclasm lT(tbTs 'last word raeanin. I believe, idol break in of sn'thin nv that sort.) Ef this. ,be troo then in the nite time, a nigger. with bis feet washed is better than -a Dimocrat I For one, now, 1 care not ifKDr. Cum mins "List Warnin Cry" be trooly.the last. I'm sorry that he rented biz house for ninety-nine years, ez it hes" a tendency to destroy my laitb.m bis belief that toe world is about peggin out. Tbaisooner Gabre blows hisliorn, the.belterlshel be sooted.. . ;' .i 1 Here agin this matter nr stats' ofSiis comes in. The Dimocrisy av-Noo York see that nigger suffrage is! inevitable, and to.sekoor tber share ov it, tbay'r, biddin in time, forgettin that while they'r acbeevin a temporary aoceesa.doaTthat side of tbe circle, we're laosta all eantrbl ov4ber nigger on.this aide; .Wat did the South ever care for Dimocralic isaeeeas,' 'csptia.ez it bolstered ap tber.niggera? .Ifai, discouraged. I sea afore ate troub le.. I see bnt one.or two streeks mt lite on my horizon, Ohio won't let baraig gere vote no bow, and tnsa otbert Suits are in the ssme fix, and- possibly this acksben may be. the tiga nv ratarain rea son. Obip-may alter all be tbe rock agin wich the waves av fanatakksi may beet in. vane, and coaseevatissB, gatberio strength, there, may inaliy rt? itself elsewhere., May the. Lord seed it, for ef idlm wing goes on, i m a ion asm rooineo man.- - r j.- ,-.n!jj): a.t PrraotBinr'V. NAeBTPsM .",. (Wich iis Postmaster); and likewise Pro- 1 - - - Tri.t;l-l' D.t:,r.. t- it.. lessor nv oiDiia.10 iomium ib-w. Soathera Claaaikle Military lasti- toot.. arf ii '-..a ; A lady, who was asarriedjia hia city nncTastTridav.'whea asked war aW COB- snmateif snch important' b'naia ess oa sack bees married" osi every olber dayia. the week, and had alwava aaade aaoaa boot aaa. uuiuhbi uaawa iDajuiriauTiai aavmva Aatjw fist'ofirtha'tabe ooadaded toiryJtaag msn's day, bopiag 'that 'the Salter , wouldn't! slip thia tiava.--iVrai 'JUbany - - - 'N 1 a v ll ABtai'iB, Ohio Vnted ba.waajalve tnileshob'taraed a BaarriaM.IIaeaae7,weat ra -.' back; "ovane same coavevaaee " taa same oar ana marnoa is iuo eveniaif. own iiv-ii' -Ii5i-i ,i; ' ' --1-" o.u a,ptaaiat-i.br"degreom aa that: aaiap de- aerves to be "fioggea ap waraa-" - .. - --JlB Rev. Geo. H. Heowortb. ia a Teetnre U??!' 'Am'-nTa CUvei--d;a4fartia-i.a--Jf iwb wen 'regaiacaei layiatj'owai .. -- , . -..-if fbveale. aasigaiast aae'reaaaa a' attar UaaViiHty (0. mW'ttalKfiV,;,;- - faa shaped tall. "Oioadera aad taeu iam a . Vli. rn-"i-1L--B am.t IkM aittif &mm. Pbefaratioh of Whitewash. White wash is one of the most valuable articles in the world when properly applied. It prevents not only toe decays of wood, but conduces greatly to tbe healthiness of all building, whether of wood or stone. Out-bnildings and fences, when not painted should be supplied once or twice every year with a good coat of whitewash, which should' be prepsred in thy following way: Take a clean, water light'barrel, or other suitable cask, and pat into it half a bushel of lime. Slake it, by pouring water over it, boiling hot, and in sufficient quantity to cover it five inches deep, and stir it briskly till thor oughly slaked. When the slaking baa been effected, dissolve it into water, and add two ponnda of sulphate of zinc, and one of. common salt. These will cause thetwash to harden, and prevent it crack ing; which gives an unseemly appearance to the work. If desirable, a beautiful cream.color may" h"a communicated to the above wash, by adding three pounds of yellow ochre; or a good pearl or lead color, by the addition 01 lamp, vine or ivory black. For fawn color, add four ponnda amber Turkish or American, the latter is the chespest one pound In disn'1red, and one ponnd common lamp black. -'For' common stone color add foBrponads raw umber and two ponnda lamp blsck. This wash may ba applied with ,a common whitewash bruin, and .wtllfba.faund mnch superior, both in ap pearance" and durability, to" common whitewash. Exchange Paper. Old Afplicatios for Chaffed Hands. Dr. "Hoosierl" of Rush county, Ind., sends' ns the following sensible note: "It it abont, this time of tbe year that tbe young folks, andjpften old ones, are com plaining ot cnappea nanas anr. nps. Now this elate of human economy is quite annoying, especially to the ladies; consequently almost every body is bunt ing after heal-all ointments, and soothing lotions. I have used a simple mixture for menv" vears. with great success. It Unmade as follows: Take one ounce of gly cef ineT'idd" 'f f teen "grtihB'bY" lanln, shake thoroughly, audit will soon dis solve. 'Apply this preparation to the chsnned surface once or twice a day. A few applications will suffice to cure." Efficacy of Osioss. A writer says: "Wo are often troubled with severe coughs, tbe result of colds of long stand ing, which may turn to consumption or premature death. Hard coughs cause slee'ples nights, by constant Irritation in the throat; .and a 'strong effort to throw off ofieniive matter from the longs. The remedy I. propose has .been tried by me, and.reccommcndod by me with good re sult, which is simply to take into the stomach before retiring for tbe night, a -j- -r. 1 :- rrn.:. piece oi raw onion. Biter cuomug. iu esculent in an1 uncooked state is very beating, and collects the waters from the lungs and throat, causing immediate re lief 16 the patient."- ffmv to Freshen Salt Meat and Fish. Take oat of the brine tbe night before, and Isv it across two SDOona or sticks; to lift it somewhat from the bot tom of the. dish in which yoa wish to soak it, and cover it with fresh water. The salt will then fettle down ont of the meat; and 'it will freshen nicely. You may throw meat or fish iato the bottom of a vessel and cover it with cold water, and it will freshen very little: for tbe salt does not fall ont, bnt only to Ibe lower, side. Few persons seem to under stand this. Bed-coverings, woven from pine fibre, are in use in hospitals, prisons, and bar racks in Silesia and Austria; and in the nnwoven state it is used for the stuffing of mattresses; cushions, chair-seats, and other articles. Tbe cost said to be but one-third that of horsehair, and there is the further advantage that, owing 10 its aromatic properties, tbe pine fibre 're pels tbe insects that too frequently lodge in. wooun, textures. - A writer sends to a Providence paper tbe .following prescription for hydropho bia, which can aot do barm: Eat green shoots of asparagus raw: sleep and per spire tiea will be indaced, aad the dis ease can thus be cored ia aay stage of ca aine madness., A aaaa ia Athens, Greece, wW cured by this remedy after tbe par oxysms bad commsBced. ' An Englishman' haa patented a watch withoat'hahd. tkat-ahows oa its faee ao figures, but those -which tell the hoar aad TBIDUIO 1001.00 IOT. auo B,ai -.-. played as they are wasted, aad bo others appear bathe watch face. n s ' ..-.- 1 , , Fubbcbt aareata eaer a rewara 01 20,000- iranos for tbe( beet essay oa the "wgeaerstiea ot tbe boae." xney ae elars ampotatioB caa be eaperseded by tbe eraatioa of aaw boae. ..The Bacyras (0.) Journal, aays that menoeeript, writtea with a pencil, can Iwiaaada'nlaia. wbea almost illegible, by breathing oa it, or holdiaa; it oyer tbe ir'.Cl ', 'i.-Jt T.i- ataam 01 w atatua. .1 A Peraviaa aargeear ia Sea FraBcieco waVraBtaito venr voaag ladiea the tiai- aat aad BMergTacafal foot; by aaeaas of tbe aipBtatioB of the littk toe of each foot: '" 1 :.. Freemaaesrry was coBBtry ik 1750.. Ja trod aeed, iato tbiu Cjje Jim flf Cjjinge THX twTHB. In fcrm and fetlare, faee aid limb, I grew 00 Saw JU brother, That foIk,it taklax no for iiot, And each Tor oaa another It panled alt, hath kith and kla. It reached a dreadfat pitch;' f For one eTai vat ton a.lwta, And act a toil knew which.. s Oaa day, ta nuke tto matter won, Btftre anr atmat war fixed, Aa ar were being-.arathad by aana, We Ot eonplelaly mliad. And to, yon tee, by fatt'i daeiM,r Or rather asne't wbtm, My brother Job wat cbriataaei "rae," And I wat chriilaaed "hiai." Tha fatal liktatit erer doffed Oar fbotitept, whea'al tebool, For I wat alwayt getting Bogged, If Jeba taraad oat a foal. In Tact, year after year, tha tame Abiard mittako wanton; And whan I dlad, tha aelghtora eeme And bariad brother John. a The following witty comments on books, are from the Boston Commercial Bulletin : - Waiting for the Verdict Jeff. Davis. Mabel's Cross She'll feel better soon. William Tell Don't do it, William. Dear Native Land That's so'; gold 135, ' 'Ave Maria Hi prefer Hemily. Sweet Flonr St. Louis brands. I Will Trust Thee I wish yon were my tailor. They Offered Me Rank; What bat ter? An honest farmer, looking over a bill, fonnd "To 31bs. sugar. To 6 lbs. ditto." He went to his wife and said : "Here is a pretty eharge. What on earth have yon done with so mnch ditto?" She declared sha never had any ditto in the house in her life. So back the far mer posted to the store and reported, and received an explanation. On bis return his wife asked him if he had learned what it meant. ..it i 1 a. . . it... r . "Yes." said ho ,".t means that I am darned old fool, and yon are ditto." A good story is told of 'a rather ver dant agricultural laborer, who, having by book and by crook scraped together fifty dollars, took it to his employer with a request to take charge of it for him. A year after, tbe laborer went to another friend to know what wonld be the inter est on it. He was told three dollars. "Well," said he, "I wish yoa would lend me three dollars for a day or two. My boss bas been keeping fifty dollars for me a year, and I want to pay him the interest for it!" . A lady returning from town tbe other day, after having disposed of quite a quantity of "domestic produce," each as bntter, eggs, otc, was met by a neighbor lady who was on her way to town for the same purpose, when tbe following dia logue ensued : "Well, Mrs., how much did yoa get for yonr eggs ?" ' "La, me : don't mention it 1 Only .fifteen cents a dozen ; and I'll tell yon what it is, Mrs. if I was a hen, 2 wouldn't lay another egg!" In a British colony, a competitive ex amination was lately held for the purpose of appointing fit persons for 'a number of the government offices. One of the can didates inadvertently spelt Venice with twon'6 thus : Vennice. The examiner, clsver man, bat not always a correct speaker, sternly inquired, "Do yoa not know, sir, that there is bnt one hen in Venice?" "Then eggs mast be very sesree there," was the ready reply. Tbe candidate passed. A certain farmer, fa pillar of the church,) had a fine field of wheat which, being a little late, was threatened with aa early frost. Ia tbe emergency, he went into bis closet and wrestled ia pray er with tha Lord for its Dreserratioa. In. bis prayer be stated the facta fully, and how tbe wheat would be affected by the frost, and woond ap bis petition in these words: "Not, Lord, that I would dictate, hut merely recommend and advise." A Stupid Exjrrar. A lieateaant was promenading in full uniform, one ,day, and annroaehed a volunteer on sentry, who challenged him with, "Haiti Who coase there?" Tbe liedtenanf, with eontcmnt oa every liaaaawat of bis faee. expressed his ire with aa indignant "AssP' Tbe seatry'a reply, ant and quick, came.: "Advance, aw, and give tbe countersign." Aa unsophisticated farmer front the raral districts, haviag beard some' one remark that we should go to war with England, unless she paid the Alabama claims, shouted, in astonishment C" Go to war with England? Why, I IhoBght Banker Hill had wiped that cussed little coBeera cleaa oat I" When Jadge Rassell addressed tbe Bostoa School Ship boys, oa Saaday. he asked where St. Patrick waa born. One of the boys ahonted at once : " In a sta ble ia Bethlehem." A thief waa lately caagbt breaking in to a song. He had already got tbrongh the first two bars, wbea-a policeman came np and bit him with a stave. Why was Crosby, ef Opera' House fame, like a high ofieer aader the British crown? .BeeaaMbawaaagraadehaaee-nller,- i CO Graadioppeny. e-y A correspondent of the. Atchison jrr Press, writing' about locusts an degrees boppers, furnishes that paper :wtQi it let ter received by him froaa'-'Mr.- fcl-KJ Powler, of Denver,, whieb, if wkve.- it contains be true, (and we certainly have no reason, 10 think otherwistCJrls of iff' calculable value to the farmers of Kansas'. Here is the letter: i j " Dcstxh, Cot", March 12,s '67: Mb. L. A. Aldersojt SiK Having had an experience of sovaral years isra grasshopper conntry, I thongbt Lwoald: give yon a few hints that may be of value. In the first blace, ' if they hatch. oat the' first of May, they 'will leave abont the first of Julyr if earlier than that, they will, go earlier; so yoasee yon.oea:ba putting in seeds for Je crops tee, days before they leaye, as they" 'do'not "trouble much ihe'last Tveek"tbey .Uy. Itlfis eat np yoor smaH'gramgo'aad' put rtha field, in corn tbe. yoaag do. not eafeirri' mncb. Good crops are raiaedhere, after they, destroy the grain. Thenif3jori can protect a bed' of cabbage", ,yoa can' grow them after they leave;' also,' early beets, early carrots, peas and beats. They seldom eat peaa -here,. aad I-Kara' never known them to "eat sorgoor sugar cane, nor broom corn".',.r always' get a crop of broom corn. Potatbee planted' the 15th of June will'W well here, and may with yon. - We em get good crops of oats, sown as latere the-16tkto the 20thof June. . Yon can growyinsJ)y making a box one, foot square,- and put netting over the 'top yon will not get any vines nnlesayoa do so. Tomatoes, with me, have always bees a crop; Now if yoa have any islands ia thrriver. there yon Will get a crop thay are oij great' value here. In 1q5, one of my neigh bors put out an acre and a half in cab bsge on an island in ClearCreek,. and the crop sold for over 89,00(K .Land in bends of rivers, on tbe south side, is gen erally safe, as they begin' to travel south as soon as hatched. It will be nselesa to' I " ,uuu "" ttamjtiwu. , ik win os aawiesaj ia LBi onl cuttings or small, fruit treesrtbey H bliii on ,,f kfnds of TOnng ,nd' it der fruits. They never come two- veers' in succession. I do not thins: yon will have them again for yearsit is aot la the line of their travel. We -bad them here as numerous as yon last fall onr ground is fall of eggs; yet we will'pdt Irr our nsnal crop, and, if "they cnt'it.'np, pnt in something else. If yoa' pat in a variety, yoa will save something.' Grass hopper years, with, me, have beea.tha most profitable. If they trouble ,700, vegetables will be scarce and dear,, and will pay yoa for extra efforts. ' ' '"' L;'K.PbwiB tow Head for Fruit Tree " Some writer, no. matter who, giree.tbe following recommendations for the shape of fiait trees. Tbey are commanded' to all who raise snch treesrt ' ' It is said to be muehtbetter to grow fruit trees with their heads and braaebes near tha ground, tbaa to have tbem branching over bead; for various reasons. 1st. The son, which is, perhaps,- fa oar hot and dry summers, the tiaaee, of more disease and. desractioa .in' trait trees tbaa all other diseases together,, is kept from almost literally 'scald Fog' the sap, asit.does in long; naked trunks' and limbs.. The limbs add cleaves of f tree" should always effectually shade, the trBai and keep it cool. The leaves only should have plenty of sua and light';" they cad' bear and profit by it. If trees1 were suf fered to branch ont low, say oae or two feet, from the ground, we shoali hear mnch less of "fire blight," "froae sap blights," black spots, and the like. ,,.," , 2d. The ground is looser', 'mouifer, and cooler, nnder a low branchfngf tree than under a high one., Grass and Weeds do not grow a hundredth, part so' rank; aad readily, and mulching becomes" nhnVJeet sary. r ' S. i 3d. The wind haa. not half taw power to, rack, and twist, and break-the tree, and shake eff the' fruit; a matter- of.no small consequence! " , 4tb. The trees will be" nra'eS ioigBr lived, and more prolific, beSBlifal.'Bfrrl profiUble. r x -ij -,, ,j.w 5th. The trees are more .easily, ridiof destructive insect's, the rait tfmuch" lata damaged by falling; and" the facilities tor gatherisg it aro'aneh gmlsrflhetVb less daBgtrorelimbmg. aad IaaBf break ing limbs. t 3 ., (r'?y.a tit 6tb. The trees require, TiisHjajpmailji' scraping aad washing, aad the roota'ara protected from the plow, which is" Bio often made to tear and mntilaU theev. These seem to be inditptableiaetdT, snr&eient to aileace 'all' 'objeetiou'. Aa apple or cherry3 irsSel ie 'aeaVly infaf'im valuable for shoettB.OBtoW'Beaitm ground, especially oa the aoatk-west side. t cz Hoo Cholbba. Jl Thopso,"ofTB diasa. ia The Westers Baral. gT-ee-rhe loitwmg preventive aad ear of taw slit-' esse: "I wonld eaggeet if tar is aawared tun oOTteaa at -xaa'treajgoa ia waiea tbe ioga an fed,, ia the. preportiasjaf: a piat.to a trqagh t or twelve, fesleasj;; and a couple of oaacea. of floor of Bad- phur, aBd some dissolved sakpeireV" mixed with the food' daily ter "weel: or. mora, aad chloride ef liese saaiekJad about tbe afoepiag- pUoas, befji eh el era 7 bepreyea ted, Mtto- r.rU Hay is a great deal eheepermadrs the saanasr tbaa bosght fa- wiater. 11 ?! ft