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THE INDIANAPOLIS JOURNAL, SUNDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1889-STXTEEN PAGES. 10 WOMEN OF THE METI10P0LIS One of Them Very Neatly Traps a Famous Clergyman, Who Is Also an Editor. A Scries of Statements, to Vhich, if Desired, Salt 31a Be Applied, About the Alleged Drinking Hatiti of New York Women. Corrttpondence of th Indianaxio" Journal. New Yokk. Nov. DO. A new - accusation ia made against tho Fifth-avenue girl, and 1 am afraid that she ia guilty. She is charged with loudness. Not ina Yocal way while in the street, nor in dress at any time, but in raising her voice astonishingly on the occasions of afternoon teas. Good nesn knows there ras need enough of soine thing to enliven thoso afternoon affairs of innocuous femininity. The assemblages sipped their tea, nibbled their cake and swapped their gossip eo quietly that tho lumber of o tabby cat would not have been disturbed in thtir midst But with the beginning of tbe present winter 6eason, the maidens and . younger matrons took it into their heads to whoop things up, and thoy did it by means of their loud and very rapid speech. Of coarse, the accompanying laughter had to be correspondingly heightened and accel , crated. Go past a Fif th-avenae residence now when an afternoon tea is in progress and it ia easy to believe that the house is a private, Insane asylum, in which the pa tients have suddenly cone on a rampage and are being quelled with clubs by their keepers. I am making no exaggeration. When New York belles take a notion to do a thing they do it with all their might, and sow that they have undertaken to be noisy on these occasions, they produce pande monium of chatter in huh C, with shrieks of exclamations and yells of laughter. The bronchial train npon these fair vocalists must be abont as great as that upon tbe car-drams of the hearers, and so I don't think that the curious fashion will last long, but at present it is the most startling thing in our city region of advanced fash . ionablene&a. A verbil fad of our girls ia to demurely entice a man into a jocone ambush. I can Lest make this plain by narrating an actual .instance. Pastor Abbott, of Plymouth Church, seems to have saved out of the im mense Beecher congregation enongh people to constitute an ordinarily prosperous church, and his delayed installation has at last been arranged. You may have read that the Be v. Drs. Storrs and Taylor, most eminent of metropolitan divines in the same denomination, havo been left out of the proposed proceedings. That was be cause those two reverend gentlemen had, in the days of the Beecher scandal, declared their belief in bis guilt, and tho Plymouth lovers of Beecher, particularly tbe women, right loyally support their dead idol's repu tation. Bnt I was going to merely give an incident of the meeting in which the pro- gramme of the installation was reported and hied. A bright but very quiet girl said : to Pastor Abbott as he stood in the midst of a group 'after the meeting: "Can you tell me how to get a sure thing in tossing a coini" . 'I don't exactly understand you' the ' 2 isnified clergyman answered. "I mean bow can I know whether to cry 'hvad or 'tail' when the coin fails and be fore looking!" am sure 1 do not know." . 'Then I will tell yon. Cot a slight notch in the edge of the coin, and let some one epin it on a smooth surfaced table. Sup pose the notch is on tho head side. Cf the coin cornea down with a prolonged whir-rr-rr it has fallen head uppermost. If it drops suddenly with a whir flop, it lias falkn tail up' The girl vivaciously gesticulated to show how the coin should be flipped between the finger. Then she added, casing naively np into Abbott's face: MJ know that must be a snre thing because yon put it into the Christian Union." ' Abbott didn't think so, but bad to admit it when she brought out a clipping from the religious paper which he edits. It is true that the directions about the coin -were contained in an article on juvenile prestidigitation, but that didn't hurt the. girl's joke. Somehow, we can't begin to keep tho fol lies of dress confined to our sex. Nor are our rivals in foolishness the dudes only. What do yon say, on the first impulse, np on reading my assertion that the govern ment of the United States officially sanc tions tight corsages for men. Well, it is true. More than that. Uncle Sam abso lutely enforces npon thousands of young men the wearing) of such waist compres sors. Tbe victims are nearly grown boys. In other words, they are at the finally formative age at which, in girls, tight lac ing is regarded as most injurious. The fel lows thus officially made wasp-waisted are the military cadets at West Point. 1 had heard of this, and upon meeting General hchofleld 1 asked him about it. . lie re ferred me. laughingly and yet with a seri ous tone, too. to Surgeon James IL Pilcher, who had lately been detailed to report up on the question of changes in the cadet uniform. "It is true." the Surgeon repliad, "that the cadets are compressed just abont the rame that women are by tight lacing. Their corsets are their coats." In order to test tho sensations experienced while wear ing the coatee, which must be tight to in . sure a fit, one of the members of the board pnt on the coat of a cadet the circuxnfer coc of whose chest was the same as his own. At first it seemed hardly possible to brfng the edges of tho coat together, but nfUr availing himself of tho instructions of the owner of the garment, who practiced upon him the manteuvcrs customary among the exsdets in getting into tho coat, he was able L fasten it about him. "Dm tou really mean to say," I asked, "that ine cadets are so tightly encased as to be dformed by itT" "Well. 1 should hardly Bko to call anv- thiutr a Asformity which shaped a man's waist likv a woman's, but I can give you the facts as 1 shall surely embody them in iu y report. Discomfort to the extent of actual paint was experienced, particularly at the level of the ninth rib, which was pressed inward, although tho amount of compression was greatest at the waist The chest movements were greatly impeded and confined, while thoracic and, in particular, abdominal respiration was markedly lim ited. The lower ribs are compressed," and a deformity of the thorax is produced which frequently requires several years of com-lnou-snse apparel before tho elasticity of the young man's frame can entirely correct it. In order to ascertain beyond question whether the alleged pressure of theso coata actually existed or not, and. if so. to what extent, girth measurements were made of ff teen members of the graduating class chosen at random, at the chest and waist, both over the coat aud about tbe body. There measurements showed that thero was an average compression of an inch and a halt" Much has been written in the way of women's indnlgercea as tipplers, and so I have made an investigation quite thor ough aa far as it went and certainly inter esting. In all New York there is no better field for studying the liquor question than at a certain cudy store in Madison Square hVn a jnd of sweets cannot be bought under $L5, and where every customer is regarded as an heiress in reality or expec- t i 1 i rr Aflininitifrtfio nfr. t1m..1... i the lunch-room, a spacious apartment car peted in crimson velvet and waiefscotted with mahogany panels, where, at round tables, all manner of light and delicious refreshments are served, and where fashion and beauty congregate to sip and nibble over tho gossip ot tho day. On the back of the menu card is the bever age list, including all the popular mixed drinks, w ines. cordials and liqueurs dear to the palate of the go a r mot. home of the women call for a luucheon first, and some - are brave enough to order atouco a cock tail, an egg-coc a Tom-and-Jerry or a Jmnch. with a plate of sweet cake or biscuit fthe crowd i largo the women are dis creet, and. while one sips a cock-tall from a tnr, another will pour her cherry from a - tiuorhcxchampacne-cuplroma tea-pot At otTd hour it is not uncommon to see. beauty, with a straw in her mouth, looking into the depths of a peppermint punch far from innocuous, or an ice-lloit-lug cobbler of insidious proportion?. Jut tho tioie spout over these for bidden draughts depends entirely upon the strength of the drinker. The novices, who want to bo nanght3, and don't know how to go about it, get Hushed and drowsy, and drain several goblets of ice-water to regain composure, while the habitue taken her ambrosial in sips aud a full hour for her "visions." Tho effects in both cases are recognized by incessant giggling and gab bling that ensues, and the pitiable uncer tainty of their exit from the place. Fancy drinks with a plate of cako cost 1; cordials are 05 cents each, and wines vary from Si to $3.50 per bottle. At a dozen restaurants where leminine society dines in Empire gowns you will twist your nec k stiff seareh ing for tho ttry tabie among tho diners. The fact is most of the stylish women drink, although it does not follow that they get drunk. But all the dining parlors combined do not compare with the evil exerted on society by the wine closet and bullets of the milliners and dressmakers throughout the city. It is au open secret current among the customers of these houses that any order from a drink of brandy to a dose of morphine can be had in the fitting-rooms along Fifth and Madison avenues; and it is claimed by the medical profession that to theso very closets is duo the increase of intemperance among the New York women of wealth. Order a thirty dollar toque or a ninety-dollar opera robe of Madam Louiso and ask for a cracker and a cup of claret, and as sure as the Hues of an ostrich plume cnrl you will be accommodated. If Madam Kate Kelly's litter is slow and you are tired tell her bo, and she will withdraw and send you a tray containing a biscuit and a goblet of anything you like, from mineral water to Kentucky whisky. The Misses Walsh, sis ters, are. millener and dressmaker in one concern, but their idea dillerou tho ques tion of prohibition. You might buy out the little milliner's stock and not get a, dram of wine, but intimate to the more cosmopolitan keeper of tho robes as sho views the trailing reception dress, that you feel weak or thirsty, and up comes 'hut tons' with a tray aud a cordial. At Ked f era's be sure of the most delicious draft ever poured for a mortal. The tray is ham mered silver with the unicorn, the coat of arms of tho house of Ueulph in relief; etched i is the bowl of the tine crystal gob et is the thret -plume crest of the Prince of Wales, and the doyiio is as tine as spun linen to her Majesty. At Lanolette'n a luncheon is served every day from 1 till 3, when engagements are arranged for that time. In the spread are soda, ginger or lemon biscuits, olives, cut cake, claret, sherry, tea and coil'ee. The tea is served iu the Russian style.but thefaircrcaturespre fer wine, because to use their own excuse it is po much neater and so much more convenient than coffee or tea. While ac cidents are unknown, every precaution is taken at one certain shop to avert them, and unless perfectly reliable Madame is not permitted to leave the house. One of the assistants takes her to the reception room, if the flush does not leave her cheeks at the time of departure, and a swallow and a face bath of ice water are given to her. If necessary, a cab is called and the driver directed to keep the window open and go slowly. At 'or the hair dressers, manicure and kindred beautitiers, who do a score of things for physical culture, each and every one has her closet or cooler where a mug of ale or a glass of wine may bo had lor tho asking. The next best place for a drink is at the bath. For 7. cents one can get boiled, steamed, stewed, baked or simmered to a stato of delicious dizziness. At tho Ven dome and the Russian the fashionablo hour for a steaming is noou. To get the full bene lit of the operation it is taken after a two-meal fast, and through tho skin the impurities of the syfctera are abstracted. The washing done with, the belle and her matroness are laid out, sid by side, in tho toilet bureau, and covered with a satin comfortable, but beforo going to sleep the mulatto girl, who wears nothing but a couple of shell hair-pins and a white pina fore, brings iu a caratte of claret or Bur gundy, a ruulh'n and a breast of Bob white, after the consumption of which the one-two-hundredth of McAllister's sot pulls tho swau8'-dowu over her bhoulder ami goes to sleep. At 4 o'clock Susan comes in with their clothes and wraps, from tho otiice vault to waken them. The "very best peo ple in society" go through this programme at leasv ouco every week, and the wine is served just as it would be in a cafe of Paris or Marseilles. Now far drawing-room tippling, for thero are precious few salons along the Hudson where wine is dispensed with. Jennie June's Sunday evenings, where one is sure to meet a handful of lions or lionesses, have lost none of their popularity, and the wine i9 as sparkling as it was twenty-hvo years ago. With each new arrival a white capped maid enters the drawing-room with a tray of tiny wine goblets tilled to the brim, and after her conies a double bearing a dish of cut cake, while a brimming bowl of punch is as much a part of the reception room furniture as the hydrangia biossoms that decorate the fender. Mrs. Frank Les lie's evenings are famous, and to is her rum punch, kept at hitrh tide in a superb bowl of carved silver. Mrs. Hicks-Lord has made a reputation on her punch. She got the recipe from Home Russian prince or court official, and. kept it to herself, vouchsafing noth ing bnt the fact of its being a bouquet of cordials. At her crush receptions, two winters ago, the guests drank it by tho gallon, and so many men were made silly and so many ladies bribed tho old wench to let them "go up stairs for a moment's rest" in tho guests' chamber that, in self-defense, Mrs. Lord made the announcement that no more punch would be served in tho hall. On the old marquetry dressers he has placed a frappo service of cameo glass, aud every Thursday the guests refresh themselves with a mug of nice, cool lime, minus the bouquet of liquenrs. mint and wiutenrreen. At Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt's receptions her punch is ruby and dangerous, which, doubtless, accounts for the mere swallow that Buckingham dips up for the guest. Clailv Bklle. Copyright, two GOOSE BONE AND CORN IICSK. They Say We'll Have an Open Winter-Cold Comfort from the Signal OfUce. Albany Journal. Tho Journal's cold-wave manipulator and tornado chaser, anxious to increase his meteorologist knowledge, and at tho same time learn wmething about the coming winter, dropped into the signal oflice on the tilth and last floor of the government building, and found Sergeant biuis at bis desk, evidently in a speculative mood, wondering whether he ought to send out cheerful or distressing news bulletins to the expectant people. It was ascertained that tho temperature since Jan. 1 of this year up to date has reached 4& degrees above the normal for the same period of t ime. The rain-fall since Jan. 1 up to date has reached .42 inch above the normal. Tho meteorological records for the past past fifteen years show that the mean annual temperature varies but little from year to year; consequently tho actual tem perature for this year must be reduced to the normal during the coming winter. This same person noticed during a tourof inspection of the Stato corn crop some weeks ago that the corn husks were looe among the cars. He was informed by au old resident, who noticed nature's ways long before the government's observer was born, that this was an in variable sign ot an opon winter. The corn husk is fortified by the goose bone. Tho famous goose-bon'o prophet of Schoharie couuty,. who has never been foumi guilty of a fal.se prognos tit atii n, has taken a bone from a goose that tirst saw the light of day in the carlv part of last May. at a timo when the last fro.st tipped the sunflower and turned tho leaves of the morning glory. "its going to be an open winter," cries tho long-eared prophet of old Schoharie, with the bone in his baud, "and, moreover, a milder winter than the last' ArouLd the shankof the goost bone a row of dots are found. These are indicative of temperature. The darker the spots tho colder the weather. The circular marks divide the bone into the three win ter months. Near the point of this particu lar bone there is a marked discoloration, showing that the first days of winter will give decided intimation of the season's change. Herein does the bono accord with the deductions from the meteorological observation that tho first days of winter will be cold, lhe goose-boue prophet claims that mild weather will prevail in all the winter mouths, and that there will be few days when the running water will freee. The coldest weather will beexperienced between Jan.-i and SI, and the warm, sunny weaiher will prevail during the tim half of tho month. Christmas day will be green ami wet; there will bo au old-time January thaw; alw one in February, a general thaw in March, and taring the time when the young men's folly lightly turns to thoughts of hi Kasrcr suitwill come early. These ate the cheerful messages wafted on the cool ethereal breeze from the fields of yellow corn, and indicated on tho i never failing goose-bone hanging by the lireside of the Schoharie couuty prophet. What a marked contrast with the cold, unsympathetic deductions of tho federal government's paid otiicial. whoso shins are to be warmed by an occasional blast of steam through tho regulators in his cozy olh'ce, for which an appropriation has been made by Congress, and whose sole ambition neems to be to record lower temperatures than the observers who preceded him. 1I savs the eomuig winter will bo a "corker." if it is true that nature has intrusted her secrets to the tasseled coats that deck the golden ears in tho fields aud to the May goose, whose hort life has been spent sporting in the mill pnd and wabbling through the green fields, ami not to the weather mixer, who relies solely upon facts, figures and complicated scientific instruments, the fond hopes of the project ors of ice palaces and carnivals this winter w ill not be realized. THE GUEATKST LIVING CHIEF. Joseph, the Nez I'erce, Keviait Civilization to Tell of the Wrongs of Ills liace. r.ortlauu Oreponian. Joseph, tbe noted Nez Perce chief, came from 'lhe Dalles Sunday morning. He de cided to come to Portland any way and make sure of seeiug General Gibbon. Chief Joseph is a remarkably lino speci men of a man. He in fully sis feet iu his moccasins, and weighs about "00 pounds. He wears a neatly-fitting suit of navy blue, with United States bras buttons orna menting the coat. A light-blue silk hand kerchief, tied iti a bow at the eollar of a blue flannel shirt, was the only bit of bright color about him. His features are very fine, and denote decided character; his forehead is broad and high, slightly sloping from a pair of heavy, beetling eyebrows, above a pair ot piereinir black eyes. His hair, black and straight, is remarkably tine for au Indian's, and is glos-y without bear's grease, lie wears it brushed high from his forehead, th long ends being worked into two short braids, which fall in front of each ear. His hands aud feet are small and well shaped: of the former ho is very proud, and spends much time in mani curing them. His skin is of a light copper color, aud in the sunlight takes on a beau tiful reddish hue. He is certainly a A'ery prepossessing Indian. in tho course of a conversation held through Mr. Chapman the old chief said: "1 am about fort)'-nitie years old. aud live on tho Coiville reservation with 111 of my band. Iam very eorry that I did not see Senator Dawes. 1 wanted to ask him to give us a school on tLe Nespelem. Our young bo j-a must b aru to read and write. "1 cannot talk of understand English; I don't know why. but I can't get it through my earn. I want to, but because I did not learn when 1 was young 1 have to sit hero in this room and am not able to understand a word you say, t "1 am very anxious to get my people to live in houses, and they want to live that way aiso. My people are not lazy, but they don't kuow how to work, and there is no one to teac- them or show them how." The chief spoke freely of the trouble he had had with the late Indian agent at the reservation. "For two years," he eaid, "we have had logs, cut by our young, men lying by the government mill, wailing for them to be bawed into lumber, po that we could build houses, ut tho agent would do nothing for us. "This thing of feeding, feeding all tho time is not tho way to help us. . We want to learn to work and how to live. Give us a chauco and a start and we will get along. "I am going now to see my great friend. General Gibbon. I will tell him that 1 want to live like tho white man, but 1 can not work with n.y fingers unless I havo some ono to show mo how. Mr. Cole, tho new agent, seems to tako some interest in us. He has been with us only two months, but he has already begun to cut some of our logs." Chief Joseph again reverted to the gov ernment's Indian policv. "Wo were all right in ISoC," he said, 'when we were in our own countrj. and all wo asked was to be let alone. Then we were told that the reservation nystem was the best thing for us, and again we were driven from them, and are now told, when there are few of us left, that we must each take 1C0 acres of laud, work it, and are not even taught how! "My people are all dying off, at?d it is the fault ot tho agents who do not show us how to live. When I went to the Indian Terri tory my baud numbered over a thousand, and look at them nonf Chief Joseph's companion and interpreter was Mr. Joseph It Chapman, who probably knows more about Indians than anyotheV man in this countrj and was for many years an Indian scout and fighter. Mr. Chapman was good enough to explain the real cause of the trouble that drove Joseph on the war-path. The interpreter. Whit man, told tbe Indians that General Howard isaid if they were not all back on the reser vation in thirty days with their stock the boldiers would drive them back and tako what stock was left without the line. At least that is the way Joseph understood him. General Howard, however, didf not mean to take their stock: he would have given them time to get all their horses. The Indians tried hard to get their stock across Suake river, and lost more than half of it, and were even then not in time; so they became disheartened and took to the mountain, where a council was held and war declared, Joseph himself being oil on a hunting trip on tho day thoy (iiino to the decision, but of course agreed to it. RIDINO IN COMPANY WITH SNAKES. The Kattle' Wanted tlte Saddles, and s They Got Them. New York Tribune. There is a man who maj' be seen in the Filth-avenue Hotel ou almost any evening who can tell a good story at a moment's notice. Tho peculiar merit of his stories lies in the fact that he never apologizes for them, and never prefaces his narratives with a declaration that they are true. Hero is one of his snake stories, repoated here just as it was told to tho writer, for what it is worth, without auy explana tion: "Wncn I was iu southern Kansas some" years ao. near Wagonbed Springs, on the Cimarron river. I cot a letter from my sis ter, who lives in New York, asking me to M?t her a dried skin of a rattlesnake, which she wanted to have made into a belt. There were rattlesnakes enough around the Springs, and 1 had to wait only until I found one big enough to suit her purpose. While riding into camp one afternoon I saw just tho one I wanted, and. gutting down from my horse. Impounded the snake with my cu arte guilt that's pronounced until I thought the animal was dead. To make sure, however, I jammed its head down into the band and left it sticking there un til 1 should ride back a couple of hours later to tarry the dead body back to camp. When I told Joe Terrel about the snake he thought ho would like one, too, so wa started to the phco together. My snake was still sticking in the sand when wo got to the place. We hunted around for ono for Joe, found it and beat it until it was dead. "The most convenient way of carrying them was to tie them by the tails to the strings dangling from the saddle, and, after doing this, we turned to camp, riding at. a sharp gallop to get there in time for supper. Joe was riding a few yards ahead of me, when suddenly 1 heard him give a cry, and tLo next moment I saw him go head foremost from his Fad tile, rolling over and over on the prairie, 'took at that snake,' ho yelled when 1 rode up to him. His snake had reared itself and its head was directlv over tho addl. tl.e month wide open, and the eyes piercing out from the bruised head gleaming fiercely. 1 set up a loud laugh at Joe, for ho was frightened half to death, but while my sides were still shaking, he cried out: 'Look out for vonrown rattler.' Turning my head quickly, I saw a pair of fangs which teemed to be within six inches of my cheek. I vent over the' side of my horse like a bolt, screaming louder thau Joe had done, while he found enough amuse ment this time to crack a broad -smile at my consternation. . - "Hut there was a problem for both of us to bolve, and that was how toget the btiakcs fret i itlioiit having our horses bitten. We were forevd. finally, to cut the cinches of the saddles, ami when' the saddles and buakes fell to tho ground, we whipped the rattlers to jelly and then filled them with bullets. We had to waik back to camp, leading our horses, and when I w rote to my sister 1 told tier that th-re was not a ratth'ituako to bo found in tho Stato of Luuias." KYE, SALYIM, AND SAMSON ITor the Show Giant and the Coqneltish Delilah Wooed Each Other in Italian. After a Bridal Tour by Camel, She Betrays Kim for a Tea-Gown and Silverware How Salvini Deftly Brought Pown the House. CopTrfglit 1S9, by Edgar W. Nye, On the Wing, Nov. 33. In seeking to elevate the stage by means of our justly celebrated entertainments, which I believe Air. Thomas Bailey Aldrich has happily characterized as a higher order of literary minstrelsy, we meet a good many people. Wo meet a great many of them as we go to our work in the evening, and when we come away wo meet others while on our way home. Hut thoso aro not the ones I refer to especially. I refer more especially to the eminent n5en whoso hoit s are in tho cities we visit, and who courteously shake bauds with us and bid us God speed, often TTr , Too, Meet 2Iany reoplc. going eo far as to introduce us to the audience. A little while ago we had Mr. Powderly on the platform with us, and ho took occa sion to remind me that he was among my early subscribers to the old Laramie boom erang, a paper which 1 had tho honor of foundering some years ao. In the rush of scampering years 1 had forgotten it, but I remembered it at once when he recurred to the fact. I do not remember tho name of tho other subscriber, but I cannot well for get Mr. Powderly because he was the ono who paid me. A man with a heart like that cannot help having friends, and Terrence will find me ever grateful. Any time I can give him a good reading notice I will be glad to do m. 1 may not be cursed with the fatal gift of beauty, but a man can be grateful without being beautiful. Hon. Thomas It Ueed. of Maine, was ono of tl.e wildly delighted audience at our spectacular show iu Portland the other evening. Ho ill looks like a large guile less boy, and, at this writing. 1 am im pressed with the idea that tbos? who wish to catch the eye of the Speaker this winter in Cougresswill do well to get the address of Mr. Uced. 1 heard two prominent men conversing with each other, ou Washington street, JSostou. the other day, as to the relative de merits of Hoston and Philadelphia. It was a good-natured light, but tho language used was quite plain. Finally the Philadelphia man said: "Von Boston people are too cold for me. especially tho business men. 1 know a Baltimore man who has been, in busi ness hero for forty years, but ho si3s he is going back to Baltimore when his race is ruu, because he hates to die among stran gers." "Well," paid the Boston man. "any one has a right to locate his death bed where he likes, but for living purposes Boston seems to please a great many people first rate. New York is a good place to make money in sometimes. It is also noted for its public-spirited poor people and gently parsi monious rich ones, bnt for a large, wide waste of holy cairn and high, intellectual sweep of cold white frout door-steps, give me Philadelphia. "Why, only last month a man from Phil adelphia came over here aud consulted a Boston physician, begging him to do some thing for bis insomnia. The doctor t honght ho ought not to worry about it Said the case was not very severe yet or his pulse would show the effects of the loss of sleep. He prescribed for him, and the man went home. Alter a week he came back. He was no better." "Why," says the doctor, "you are in fair health. Your tongue is oae of the most attractive tongues 1 have over had the pleasure of witnessing. Your pulse also is the regular Philadelphia pulse, wbich wo regard as the best working model of a chronometer balance, split second and lly bjck pulse in the world. It seems very odd to mo that you cannot sloop nights." "NIep nights!" Bays the Philadelphia m. iiish, tush. It is not that. I can nov . cp daytimes." Hi- other evening I went to the new and beautiful Tremont Theater in Boston to hear Signor Salvini in a delightful little skit called "Samson." It was written by ipfoolits D'Aste and translated by William Dean Howells, author of "April Hopes." I think the play has been greatly improved by translation. It seems to appeal much more strongly to mo at least. I he reason that the author did not write the play in English at first was that he didn't D'Aste do it, I presume. The Tremont Thpater is very tastefully and beautifully made up now. Tho colors are soft and subdued, the lights gentle and restful and the effect extremely graceful to the eye. 1 sat iu a conspicuous box and attracted much earnest attention from the audience, not only between the acts, but even while Sig. was doing fcomo of his best work. Afterward I found that it was par tially due to the fact that I had thought lessly chewed gum through tho first two acts. Then thero was another reason, also. George Francis Train had just been liber ated from the Boston iail and, clothed in a seersucker suit he had gone about all day distributing band-bills, announcing tbat lie would lecture on the following evening. At the top of the handbill in big black let ters were the words: JUST OUT OF JAIL. When I got home from the theater I found that some one hud thoughtlessly pinned tho above lino to the back of my coat. This should teach us that too often we are apt to misundt rstand the attentions showered upon us by the public and mis construo tho motive itself which prompts them. The Tremont Theater is managed by Mr. Henry E. Abbey and Johu B. SchirfTel. The acting ttugo manager is Mr. William boymour. The buainepg representative is Mr. Nut Child. The treasurer is Mr. Phillip A. Mica. The leader of tho or chestra is Mr. H. N. Catliu. The bass violinist. I nm told, is Mr. I.nwn.iwo (l Panghorn. lhe snaro-drumm r, who also pla.Vhon the sleigh-bells, tan. bo-trine, tii angle and general hardwam tU.Tt; is Mr. Cecil Bart tell. The scenic arti t aro Mr. Charles Wit ham and Mr. William Gill. 1 ho stage carpenter is Mr. Kd ward Moss. The t:a and eleetric-lighf superintendent is Mr. William J. Kelly. The enciueer is Mr. John Carpenter. Mr. Chas. L. Elliott is the publisher of the programme. The cabinet organ used in the performance of "Sainton," and which, no doubt, had some thing to do with his burst of temper in the last act, is furnished by Hason V Mambliu. Ihefcewing-iiKu hire ncd by Delilah in tbe second act is from the w el. -known factory of Messrs. fucker fc Feller, of Milk street. The shears used by Delilah iu gnawing otr the hair of Sam eon aro from the hardware store of Shingle, Nail fc Co., of East Boston. The thainpoo mixture used afterward, and the hairen courager which starts the giant's new hair, come from the well-known tonsoriai em- Iorium of Messrs. Confersezziouo Brothers. Jut why go into detailf The play opens with an argument which is read bv those who wish to know more about it than they can gather from what Sig. Salvini says, all ot which is in Italian. It appears that at tho time of the inci dent the Jews were under subjection to the Philistines, and discriminated against them iu the matter ot rates ou Height, both through and way freight If they wauted Ktit ii wmn 1 lOZV- yl -y to examine a car-load of Jewish freight and it happened to bo Kenled up, they would break it open in the yard and then report it "in bad order. : The Philistines had picked on the Jews till patience ceased to be virtuous. Sam son had been regarded as a eort of middle weight champion, but he had failed 1 Wondered WJiy They Lnughti. somehow to do what they had expected of him. He had talked a good deal down at tho store about what he could do and how he had run his banddowu the hot and fever ish throat of an irritated lion and turned him wrong side out so quickly that before he could recover from the surprise, he had caught such a cold in his exposed digestive economy that he died from his injuries. Samson had therefore shaken the confi dence of those who were about him. and people were beginning to clamor for a new giant. In the first act we see Zorah, a high table-land, which gives upon the plain be low. Many Israelists are discovered as sembled around a blazing pyre, furnished by the Boston Gas-light and Coke Com pany. Manoab, a remarkable man, with white lamb-skin eyebrows, opt utd tho play with prayer. Tho odor ot mcense arises from time to time, varied by the whiff of cardamom seeds from the front row. Tho people aro dressed in Oriental bath robes and rich smoking-gowns from Aske lon and over against Twenty-third street. While they are discussing him and his fail ure to sign articles for a yet-to w ith the Philistines, Samson appears suddenly among them, dressed in a hectic smoking jacket and carrying overhis arm the tanned pelt of a lion. He addresses them brieily m Italian, to which they reply in English. Sig. Salvini takes the part of Samson in this play, and is said to be as good a tragedian as ever acted out on the stage. 1 cannot give his exact language here, but it was very good indeed. 1 thought. I did not find the place in my libretto, however, till the next to the last act, and then the lights were all turned ott' so tbat 1 could not get at the tlrift of his remarks exactly. Sig. Salvini is a large, powerfiil-looking man with a deep voice and large sub-chest. He wears a long, black wig, wherein his muscle is supposed to reside. In an evil hour he meets a Philistine girl named Delilah, who has been a great deal talked about, and falls in love with her. He speaks to her iu Italian, to which sho replies in good English. All their court ship is conducted in this way without the aid of au interpreter. Finally, to quiet the tongue of gossip he marries Delilah, and they take a little bridal tour by canal. Iu the meantime he proposes a riddle to the Philistines, which they are about to give up when the idea of securing the co operation of Delilah occurs to them. They give her a new tea gown, and she. while Samson is sleeping oil a largo jag, goes to h'd trunk, finds the joke book from wh'?h it is taken, and tells the Philistines the answer. This naturally provokes Sig. Samson, who starts out and kills quite a quantity of Philistines with the jaw- bone ot a man named Veritas. They do not mind being killed, of course, go mnch as they do the humiliation of having their brains knocked out by tho jaw-bone of a man who had none himself. One of the saddest scenes is the one where Delilah, in order to secure Fome valuable silver-ware and clothing, seeks out tho se cret of Samson's great strength. She speaks very pleasantly to him and gives him a Mauhattau cocktail, which ho ought to know would go to his head, for there is abont a quart of it Gradually Sampson gets more talkative, and finally he becomes sleepy. Before ho goes to sleep, however, he manages to tell what he knows, which does not take him but a little while. She sends out for a pair of shears, aud, while tho orchestra softlv Slays "Chippy, get your hair cut," Delilah ockshim. Finally he awakes and feels real miserable. He calls Delilah a "huck ster of filthy kisses" Venditrice de Lozzi baci questo capo mio" aro his exact words at this time. To make a long story short, he next ap pears as the blind and humiliated cham pion of Israel. His hands are manacled to gether with a trick chain which ho breaks DiUlah Walled Off with Uis Hair. when he remembers that his hair is grown. He now S'.es a way to fulfill the prophecy made at his birth, for while the Philistine's are banqueting in the temple, he can hear their laughter and the stories of the after dinner speakers as they take advantage of the druukenness of th people, to tell them 6ome feeble anecdotes of tbo prehistoric variety. He knows that thousands of theee people are there, and as the jaw-bone of Old Pro Bono Publico is not at baud, he lays bold of the papier mache pillars of the temple, aud by a dextrous momemcnt brings down tho houe. The story is a thrilling one,' thongh I fear I have not been able to make it seem so, and Sig. Salvini makes a deep impression on the audience, even on those who do not understand his language. To bhow his wonderful recuperative powers, though now over sixty, I will add that after his death he came before the curtain and bowed twice in the Italian tongue. . Bill Nye. A QUOTABLE PLAY. The Merry Wives or Windsor the Unrecog nized Source of Many Familiar Sayiug. Andrew Lany, in December Harper. The number of quotable and much-quoted things in the "Merry Wives ' is consider able. Shakspeare had an extraordinary knack of saying what would bear repeti tion, and prove a futute bon-mot, in all manner of altered circumstances. How often havo we not occasion to remark with Nym, "Hismfnd is not heroic, and there's trio humor of it." But how seldom, alas! in the changes and chances of mortal diuner- larties, can cue observe about the ady who sits next him at the east, "I py entertainment in ieri?' "You are not young. no mere am I," is a quotation more frequently appropriate, thongh never to be ventrred. Agaiu, "He wooes both high and low, both rich and poor 'how wed it corresponds with the charming mo4ern vulgant-m, "Georceisa general courter, un with all, on with none." Often we are tempted to exclaim with Shallow, "Though we are justices, aud doctors, and churenmen. Mas ter Page, we have some salt of our youth in us; we are the sons of women. Master Page." Nor is any quotation from all Shakspeare more frequently in the human mouth than that of Mrs. Page, "What the dickens." "The wild Priuee and Poins," spoken of by Mr. Page, runs now as a mere household word, and a house hold word is the jolly host's description of lViiton: "He capers, he dances, he has eyes of youth, he writes verses, he speaks holyday, he smells April and May." This is Chaucerian: "He was as fresh as tho moneth of May." Who but Miakspeare could have put the essence of youth into o few words, and those in the Host's mouth! "Eye of youth" are as beautiful as Nyeheia's "eyes of spring." her "April eves," in Theocritus, when the poet ings of the fairest water-fairy. A nioro formi dable stock quotation is borrowed from sweet Anne Page: 'O. what a world of lie iil-favor'd faults Look liaiidoiiio ia Uiice hundred pound a year." Many speak of "a kind of alacrity in sinking." with a vague idea that they are citing Swift or Pope, or the Esay on Bathos! They aro indebted to sir John when he had, so much more "ford" than he wanted. I bis is one of the qualities m Falstatf which our humble author had no difficulty in carrying on from his more im portant plays, namely, the good knight's good humor about his bulk. "What a thing should I have been bad I been swelled! I should have been a mountain of mummy." The Cry or the Dreamer. I am tired of p!anmn: and toiling In the erowU" Lives of nien; llcart wearv of luilhitng and spelling Aud spoiling and bunding ax&in, And 1 long for the tear old river Where 1 dreamed my youth away; For a dreamer lives forever. And a toiler dies iu a day. I am sick of tho showy perming Of a life that Is half a lie; Of the faces lined with scheming. In the throng ihat hurrie by. From the elecuii ss thought's endeavor I would go hre the cbildrvu play, 1'or u dreamer liet forever. And a toiler dies fa a day. I feel no pride, but pitr For the hardens the rich endure; There Js nothing sweet in the city lut tLe patient lives ot tLe ixr. Oh. tbe IitUe hands ro skKlfui, And the child mind choked with weeds, The daughter's heart prov -willful. And the father's heart that bleeds. No. no! from the street' rode bustle. J- rom trophies of mart and stace, I woidd fly to the wood's low rustle, Aud the nicadow'B blDdly puce. Let me dream as of old by the river, And be loved for the dream al'jcay. For the divanier live forever. And the toller dies in a day. John Boyle O'Reilly. It Seem but Yesterday. It seems lmt vesterday tbat May Tripped lightly past, nor i-aucd to stay A niouunt louder than 'twould take To pet her icnet near mid far. Iu lield and lane, the daintes' star; To Ret the grasses all ashake; To kisp the world Into a blush Of brier roses pink and flush, For summer's sake. It scenis but yesterday that June Came rii lug sweet a medley tune. Whereto the robin nd tbe thrush Lent eaoa hi thrilling throat the while Tho locust there inside the fdlle Deep hid in tangled weed and Irtish, Fpun out tbe at-jiwm's ekein vt beat. With now a "whir" of t huttlo Ke-t, And now a hush. It peem but yesterday, nnd yet To-day I found my garden Rot In silver, and the roisterer wind Made boll to pluck me by the gown. What time I wandered up an t down The path, to see If left behind Was one last ro.se that I might pres Against my withered cheek, and less Feel time unkind. Atlantic Monthly. What She Did. 8h went round and asked subscriptions For the heathen black Egyptians And the Terre del Fucgans, the did. , For the tribes ronnd Athabascar And tbe men of Madagascar, And the poor souls of Alaska, o tsbe did. She louged, she said, to buy Jetly cake, and jam. and pie For the Anthropophagi, ko he did. How phe loved the cold Xonvesrinn, Aud the imku half-melted Fiejian, And the dear Malacca islander, fche did. Fhc sent tins of red tomato To tbu tribes beyond the equator, llut her husband ate potato . bo he did. The poor, helpless, hopeless thing (My voice (altera as I sing) Tied his clothes up with a string. Yes, he did. London Fnn. Knowledge Is Power. Belinda is but seventeen. Ai.d yet she kr.ows that If she flaunts Jler pninted f.iu and steals a gtonce At mo behind Its gorceous screen be sets my pulses all a -dance. Eo, too, she knows that if we play At tennis in the Aucrust nun, The little roguish, winds tb it fray Her curls and blow them all astray Tug at my heartstrings, oue by one. And then again, if she and I ... fctroll down to watch the young moon shine A shape of gold in sen aud pky. She knows if pho but feigus a sigh Hhe hears the tiuer ring of nilhe. Fo is Phe leading mo a chae "Why should she! Well, I won't propose To any loveliness and grace AVhose only fortune is her face. And that, you see Belinda knows! Mary E. Wantwell, in The Century. Hope. 1 have tried T have worked hard And failed I am tired let me rest. I have done no wrong to keep Jailed, Mint In by days ith life's had jout Let lite and liviugbc ruhairod. I am tired let me rest. Yea, I will lay it down the fame. The little gold, The love or two I hold, The hoje I Ptill have kept from shame. Calling myself well bleeped To snufl o:;t all the poor, pale flame Of living and to rest Ye gods, rnhend; Connt me not my days out to the end. How can I live when A have learned the best Of lifo 1 what life gives not Lest. Km ma V. Sheridan. Sweetheart, Sigh No More. It was with doubt end treniMing I whispered la her ear. Go take her answer, l-ird on bough. That all the world may bean Sweetheart, sigh no more! Sine it. plnj? It. tawny throat, Upon the wayside tree, How fair phe Is, how tree the is, How dar he J to me bweetheart, sigh do more! BSnpr it, !nc:ir, tawny throat, And throtieh the summer long The wind among the clo r top The brocks for all their silvery stops tfhali envy you the song bvectheart, sigh no more! Thomas D.AHrich. m m l'eace. Deep In the grass outstretched I He. Motionless on the hill; Attovo me i a cloudless pkr. Around me uil is ptill T..ere 1 no breath, no sound, nor stir. The drowsy ieaee to break; 1 eioso my tired eyes It wero bo simple ol to wake. Amy Levy. TIIK FAMOUS ROMAN FONCH. flow a Drink Made I'.xprepsly for the I'ope liecame GeueraL Ameriean Analyst. The historv of Ponche a la IJotraine is carious. It had been the summer relresh ment of successive Popes for over eighty years, and their chefs were threatened with all kinds of horrors and punishments if they eer divulgd the secret of its prop, a rat ion. When Napoleon invaded Italy, in 1707, this terrible interdict was broken through. A son of Pius VPs chief confec tioner, by name Mo as, as soon as !e found tho trench were to;ijuerers. ran awar from hH father and united his fortunes with them. The young man became the favorite servant of the Km press .Josephine, and after her death became cook to the Kussiau Prineo Lieven. whom he accompanied to London when that prince was appointed embassador to the court of St. James. This KtiRKiaii tirt made this papal beverage' in London, by introducing it at tho Prince's table. Tho Prince liegent nxkid for the recipe, and permitted copies to bo given to a. select few of his friends, and by degrees it became better known, and is now well known all over the world. The original Vatican recipe is: 'Prepare a very rich pineapple or sherbet; have it a little tart with lemon juice, taking the greatest care that none of the zest or oil from the yellow rind, or the bitterness from the white underlying pith, be allowed to cuter into the composition of this. sherbet. In order to be certain of this it is better, tirst, to grate oil' the yellow riud from the lemons, then to carefully remove nil the white pith, and 'to make assurance doubly sure,' wash the skinned fruit in rWr water. aftr which press out the juice free from the rind of th :rnit: strain tho jtiico so as to remove, all the mt-iU or pins from it: then aid to tbe p'.ncappto mixture. It must be tlo-ii vert wt-11 f ro.. n. This hherU-t. Wn g try nch, will not freeze hard, but will be a Hem idee. Jt belore the punch is to be served add and work into it for evry quart of tbe ice ne gill of Jamaica; and lor every to quart one pint of the best champagne. Never um the wine from damaged bottles or leaky corks, as it will be tire to deprave nnd per haps entirely spoil 3oiir punch. After you have well incorporated theso liquors add cream or meriusue mixtuip." THE FLIGHT INTO EGYPT. Fanciful Stories Current In the Middle Age About the rilgriniage of the Holy Family. rjpLry Van Iyke, in December Ilan-cr. It was not po-ied,!?. however, for the act ive imagination of the early Christians to rest content with t. Matthew's short and plain record of the llibt. They muht know niore about it how th' pilgrimage was made, through what places lhe holy family passed, wh.it marvels and jorteut bap-pt-ned by tho way, ami where they found a resting-place. And so the prores of myth making and legnd'hnildiij begun iu an swer to the questions of naive and childish curiosity. The brief record of the fact was enlarged, aud embellished. at.d embroidered with fancier lhe literature of the llight unfolded itself in the apm-rv pbal gotwl of the ocoiid and third centu ries, and coutinued its growth through tho poems and chronicles of the Middle Aces. Nothing can be more clear than the diher cncH between the simple statement of i?L Matthew that the journey was made a statement which bears every mark of being hisdoneal, and rt ads as if it were merely a transcript of tho Virgin Mary's remeni brauco of that hurried and drvamdikc epi sodeand the wild, fantastic fables of later times. Audyrt I think these fsncif Histories, which were told so oitcn at tho fireside, in tl.e tent, at the resting-place of the reap ers, and by the camp-tires of the caravan, are worth nadiug, because they are fresh nnd child-like, and Kometimcn m pretty, and because they have had such atl inliu nee upon art. 4 llut the great est fund of marvelous stories about the flight is found iu the Arabic (J 05 pel of the Infancy, which was current among the Christians of the east, aud was undoubt edly used by Mohammed in the composi tion of the Koran. It is an Oriental varia tion uron a sacred theme, an Ablatio embroidery full of all kinds of strange beasts, a sanctil!ed Arabian Nights' entertainment. It tells of a dumb bride restored to speech by taking the in fant Jesus iu her arms; and a crazy woman who would not wear any clothes brought toher right mind by the compassionate look of the Ladv Mary: and a girl with the leprosy clcanwd by washing in the water in which the child had b.;en bathed, aud su miry other household miracles even more ingenuous and astonishing. It describes the dwelling-place of the holy family at Matarea. a town a little to the northeattt of Cairo, where any sceptical person may still seo the aged sycamore which Mieiterid them, and tho -'ionutain of Mary," in which she washed her child coat. Put the most wonderful tale of all is the story of the cuchautcd mule, which runs on this wise: As tho holy family were entering into a certain city they haw three wonieti coming out of a cemeter', and weeping. And when the Lady Maty saw them, she said to tho girl who accompanied her (the ta:ne who had been cleansed of her lcprov): Ak them what is the matter, and what calamity has bcfalieu them." llut they made no reply to the girl's out stion, nkin'c her iu their turn: "Whence are you? aud whitlnr are you goingf For the dav if spent, and night is coming on apace." xVo are travelers,'" sid the girl; "and areSeek ingahouseof entertainment." They saiil: "(io with us and speud tho night with us.' Accordingly tho travelers accepted the courteous invitation, nnd were broneht into anew hoese, richly furnished. Now it was win ter, and the girl, going into the apartment of these women, found them agaiu weeping and lamenting. Peside them htoodumule, covered with housings of cloth of gold, aud sesame was put before him. and the women were kissing him and feeding him. Ami the girl aid: "What is all this ado, my ladies, abont this mule?" They replied, with tears: "This mule, which thou eet was our brother, born of the same mother with ourselves. When our father died ho left us great wealth, and thif. only brother; We did our b&t to get him. mar ried, and were preparing his nuptials after tho fashion of our country. Cut some women, moved by jealousy, bewitched him, unknown to ns; and ono night, a little before daybreak, when tho door of our house was shut, wo saw thatl this our brother had been turned into a mule, as thou now beboldest him. And wo are 6onowful, as thou seest, having no father to comfort us: und there is 110 wise man or magician in the world that we havo omitted to send for, but nothing has done us any good." And when the girl heard this, she said: "He of good courage, lades, and weep no more; for the euro of your calamity is near: yes, it is presently iuyour own house. Fori was also a leper, lint when 1 saw that woman, and along with her that young child, whoso name is Jesus, f sprinkled my body with the water wherein his mother had washed him, and! was cured. I know that he can deliver you from your atlliction also. Put arifec. go to Mary, my mistress, briugher into your own apartment, tell her your secret, and auppli cate her to have pity upon you." When the woman had listened to the girl't word they baste next to the Lady Mary and brought her into , their chamber, and sat down beforo her. weeping and saying: "O our m'stress. Lady Mary, havo pity upon thy servants, for no one older than ourselves, n head or our family, is left neither father nor brother to live with . us; but this mola which thou seest was our brother whom women have bewitched into this condi tion. We beseech thee, therefore, to have pity upon us." Then, grieving at their mis fortune, the Lady Mary took tip tho I,ord JcMis and put him 011 the tunic's back, and said to Jesus Christ. "Alas, my sou, heal this mule by thy mighty power, and make him a reasonable man us be was before." And when the words were spoken, the bhane of the mule was changed, and he became a young msnof engaging apiearaurc. Whereupon thero was great joy in tho household, and tho grateful sisters immediately concluded to marry their brother to tho girl who had been the means of bringing him bo great a benetit. .... All this, especially the happy marriage, . is quite in the style of tSchehervzade. It is no more like the oler records of tho evangelists than a display of tiro-works is like tho silent stars; and the very contrast goes far to prove, or at bast to illustrate, the historical character of our four goipchu lie Loved Music Tin s. asked Mrs. Highbred, when tdio met theold gentleman at a party given by hi4n niece during an unexpected visit iroin Untie K.ra. 'T'ondof music?' he repeated. 'Ycll,I jit guess I an. ma'am: speshlv of kinpiir. Vo l air too. aiu't youf Yes? Well, ma am.ynuM III', il Li II (M' tivii , j'nt iiuii.4I u( - - four hours at a stretch 0:1 gospel hymns an' war an' lovo a )UgV. 1 tell you it sweet What Chriftt Tho: W. H. II. Murray. In tt Arm. When he was born.-i nevr manner of liv ing, not anew manner of thinking, was born. When he was born, a new lite, aud not a new creed, appeared for men's gad anee; nnd by imitating the life, and nt by believing: a creed, wererr.rn nltn'sl. lie did not take know ledge of men by :i u they helieved, hut by wuat they did. "l&y their deeds ye hhall know them." said he. lie did not ask men to believe in any foria ot truth; lie said: "Pehexe iu me, un I yoo shall le saved." Have faith inardcopy my personality; incorporate tuy spirit in your body; let the a;iection oi tuy heart make its geiiial abode in your bosom, and roti shall behaved. The dueip-ti was to leave father and mother ami follow him. 'lhe air.cjdial habits, tho etlWts of her edity, the perpetuated ch.iracteiistics of blood, the family seit'ishne, the pride of raee these were to b lisplced, ihoed aside, killed iu tbcni. that they might bft free from them aa ho was free JIM. oner tunm ni vn vmj Niiuciiinvau stay a week or two an' hear me an' my family make inelerdy, 1 my s jut an c.enr quartetly of us, me nn" my wife an' our darter . Nancy nnd our son J a be. Of a winter evenin we jisJ get her 'round the fireplace an' tuna .... if ilnn't lmt imtnlliillt' (TO it ffiT to near us. 1 s;n air. maw mhi i ow-r. has-, alto or sopraner, it don't niuke a tnita o' odds to her, fershe can Mnff nnytling, she an. Nancy sings alto, an Jabe comes in heavy on tho has ! You kin bcr ns tw miles, an' some think we'd ort t travel. If w o can't warble 1 don't kuow who can. nt.